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我们绝对不会忘记这个花栗鼠 Aw. And that's one chipmunk we'll never forget.
鸡尾酒歌手花栗鼠享年74岁
下则新闻 邪恶女巫寓言皇后 In other news, evil sorceress, Queen of Fables,
寓言皇后从《美国税法》中释放
今天挽回了声望 won a huge ruling today
一名法官发现将她困在《美国税法》中的刑罚 when a judge found her imprisonment in a US Tax Code
过于残忍和异常 to be cruel and unusual punishment.
他们总是用那张该死的照片 They always use that same damn picture.
《美国税法》
总比他们用来报道我的照片好 Better than the picture they use of me.
哈莉·奎茵抢劫银行
至少他们马上就会放你出去了 Hey, at least they're letting you out soon.
我们还能每周一起喝咖啡吗 Are we still gonna get our weekly coffees?
预言女王
要是我没有忙着做爱的话 If I'm not too busy getting my fuck on.
最近毁灭军团有什么消息吗 So, what's the update with the Legion of Doom?
没有 还是和上周一样 Nada. Same as last week.
我要给谁吹箫才能得到邀请 Who do I gotta blow up to get an invite?
很简单 找到军团最想要的东西 Easy. Find the thing the Legion wants most,
然后把它搞到手 and then you get it for yourself.
好了 我下午两点还要和一个把自己的收据 All right, I've got a two o'clock with an independent contractor
放在阿尔夫午餐盒里的独立承包商见面 who keeps his receipts in a fuckin' ALF lunch box.
贝恩 塞尼斯托 格鲁德 Bane, Sinestro, Grodd,
甚至还有小丑 I mean, even Joker.
好了好了 我们知道他们长什么样 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know what they look like.
-你想说什么 -他们想偷科德公司的 - What's your point? - That they've all tried and failed
尖端天气机器 然而都失败了 to steal Kord Industries' game-changing weather machine.
科德
所以我们要出手 Which is why we are gonna do it.
如果他们都偷不到 If none of them could steal it,
那似乎说明我们根本就不该尝试 that seems like a pretty good indicator that we should not try.
但如果我们成功了 那毁灭军团肯定会很愤怒 But if we succeed, it will make the Legion so furious,
他们肯定会注意到我们 they'll have to notice us.
我已经派泥脸去侦查了 I sent Clayface to do some recon.
我的角色是一个时髦的离异女子 My character was a sassy divorcee...
我们能不能不要再搞这套没有意义的背景故事 Can we please not do the unnecessary backstory thing?
-名叫布兰达 -好吧 - ...named Brenda... - Okay.
多年来第一次重归情场 ...who is back in the dating game for the first time in a while,
她决定要装成人牙套 and she's decided to get adult braces.
-当然了 -我知道你们在想什么 - Of course she did. - I know what you're thinking.
一个秘书的工资应该负担不起 It's a little expensive on a secretary's salary,
但是不 微笑是不能用钱来衡量的 but no! You can't put a price on a smile.
所以她放飞自我... So she threw caution to the wind--
泥脸 情报 Clayface! Intel!
主管研发杰罗姆·斯坦斯菲尔德说 The machine is being protected by 1,000-ish lasers,
那个机器由1000多道激光保护 according to head scientist Jerome Stansfield,
明天布兰达不会再去上班 who may or may not be heartbroken when Brenda
他也许会心碎 也许不会 does not show up to work tomorrow.
我们要怎么通过1000多道激光 How will we ever get past 1,000-ish lasers?
早就想到了 神经 Already thought of that. Psycho?
星辰实验室研发了一种能反射能量的 S.T.A.R. Labs created a personal force field device
星辰实验室 个人力场
个人力场装置 that deflects energy.
问题是 想进那个房间 Problem is, the only way to get into the room
只能从一个四英寸宽的通风管道 is through an air duct about four inches wide.
我不知道我们要怎么才能进去 I don't know how the hell we're gonna do that.
嗯 我之前就觉得这可能是个问题 Yeah. I thought that might be an issue.
-然后呢 -然后我想得没错 - And? - And I was right.
这绝对是一个问题 It's a definite issue.
天 哈莉 Oh, shit, Harley.
新闻上在说你爱的那本书 The news is talking about that book you love.
《撒哈拉奇兵》吗 Oh, Clive Cussler's Sahara?
《撒哈拉...不 Clive Cuss-- No.
是寓言皇后 Queen of Fables.
没错 她今天出来 Oh, that's right. She's gettin' out today.
现场报道:寓言皇后从《美国税法》中释放
我们正在从法庭现场报道 We are bringing you live to the courtroom
寓言皇后被关进书中30年后 where Queen of Fables is being released
终于得到释放 from her tax book prison of 30 years.
太好了 Oh, yeah.
天 从书里爬出来的感觉真是太好了 Damn! Feels good to get out of those pages.
谢谢 扎坦娜 谢谢 法官 再见 Thanks, Zatanna. Thanks, Judge. See ya.
搞什... Whoa! What the...
别踩我的袍子 Watch the robe.
你说你要释放我的 You said you were gonna release me!
没错 把你从《税法》中释放 I did. From the tax code.
但是你依然被判 But you're hereby sentenced
要在阿卡姆服完你的刑期 to serve the remainder of your time in Arkham Asylum.
什么 这简直胡扯 What? That's bullshit!
寓言皇后的释放派对监狱终结
谁来做些什么啊 Somebody's gotta do something.
她在那本书里困了30年啊 She's been stuck in that book for 30 years!
是啊 因为她差点毁掉了哥谭 Yeah, 'cause she almost destroyed Gotham.
我以为哥谭的毁灭 Yeah, I think it was more of
是因为没有人们买不起房 a lack of affordable housing that destroyed Gotham
但是寓言皇后一直都是我的导师 but, look, Fables has been a mentor to me.
她只是名声不好 She just gets a bad rap.
显然 我也不是阿卡姆派的 Look. Obviously, I'm not pro-Arkham,
但是要说有谁绝对属于那里 but if there was any person who definitely belongs there,
那就非寓言女皇莫...天 你已经走了 it would be the Queen of-- Oh, my God. And you're gone.
是啊 她屁都没听进去 Yeah. She didn't hear any of that shit.
点个火吧 帅哥 How about a light, handsome?
当然了 Yeah, yeah, sure thing.
手滑 Aw. Butterfingers.
我的天啊 Well, I'll be damned.
我可不会丢下你 Aw, I couldn't leave you behind.
谢谢你 哈莉 Why, thank you, Harley.
我们走吧 Let's ride.
哈莉·奎茵 第一季第七集
好了 大家伙 All right, everyone.
我要给大家介绍寓言皇后 I would like to introduce Queen of Fables.
她同意帮我们闯进星辰实验室 She's agreed to help us break into S.T.A.R. Labs.
好了 我需要你从你的童话书中 So, yeah. I'm gonna need you to pull something
弄出点高四英寸的东西 around four inches tall out of your storybook.
当然了 但我可不敢确定 Sure, but I'm not sure
王子的鸡巴能帮到你什么 how Prince Charming's dick is gonna help ya.
这梗有点太直白了 根本不好笑 Kinda low hanging fruit. Not even tryin'.
我只是随便说说 I'm just playin' around.
你为我做了这么多 After what you did for me,
你想要什么都可以 亲爱的 you can have whatever you need, honey.
那你可以从你的童话书中变出任何角色吗 So you can pull any character out of your storybook?
当然了 你最喜欢谁 Sure can. Who's your favorite?
我喜欢矮胖子[《鹅妈妈童谣》] Oh, I'm partial to Humpty Dumpty.
大家好 Hi, everybody.
天啊 真的是他 Oh, my God. It's him!
他真... Oh, he's so--
他的蛋最美味了 He makes the best eggs.
你这里有厨房吧 Y'all got a kitchen here, right?
哈莉 过来一下 Uh, Harley. A moment?
你在想什么 What are you thinking?
想要引起毁灭军团的主意 Uh, that the only way to get the Legion of Doom's attention
就只有搞到天气机器 她会帮我偷到手 is that weather machine, and she's gonna help me steal it?
不不不不 No, no, no, no.
说真的 你不想跟这贱人搅和的 Seriously, you do not want to get involved with this bitch.
她是个不折不扣的坏人 She's like a real, legit bad guy.
姐们 我们都是坏人 Dude, we're all bad guys.
首先 我是在保护环境的 好吗 Uh, first of all, I care about the environment, okay?
真不知道为什么这能说明我是个坏人 I don't know what about that makes me a bad guy.
是啊 然后你趁王牌化工董事进行香草浴时 Yeah. Says the girl who dissolved the head of ACE Chemicals
砍下了他的脑袋 in a bath of his own herbicide.
那是最棒的地球清洁日 万岁 Best Earth Day ever. Holla.
寓言一直在教我做超级坏蛋的要领 Fables has been teaching me the ropes of super villainy.
是你当初让我去听听别人的建议 You were the one saying I should listen to other people.
不 我是说听我的 好吗 No. I said listen to me, okay?
你是个坏蛋 但你是个好人 You're a bad guy but you're a good person.
我可不敢说 艾薇 坏就是坏 Uh, I don't know, Ive. Bad is bad.
好吧 这样说吧 Ugh! All right, let me try this again.
你的坏是广播级别的 You're like broadcast bad.
她是有线台级别的 She's cable bad.
相信我 你会后悔的 Trust me. You're gonna regret this.
你穿得跟个和老公上司偷情的40岁家庭主妇 I can't listen to you when you're dressed like a '40s housewife
我没法听你的 who's fucking her husband's boss.
你这套行头是想干什么 I mean, what is with that outfit?
什么 我只是...我要去... What? Oh, I'm just... I'm going out to...
-做环境事业 -"做环境事业" - To do environment. - "To do environment"?
天啊 那是一束玫瑰花吗 Oh, God. Is that a bouquet of roses?
你知道在我看来 你递给我一束婴儿脑袋吧 You realize that's like handing me a bunch of baby heads, right?
婴儿脑袋 连着婴儿的身体呢 Uh, baby heads. With baby bodies.
看看谁早就想到了这一点 Guess who's one step ahead of you?
风筝人 Kite Man.
你费了很大心思 你真是太贴心了 This is actually very sweet of you, what you've done here.
-你看起来很靓 -天啊 你真是不让我好过 - Yeah, you look bangin'. - Oh, God. You make this so hard.
好吧 你准备好了吗 Okay. Are you ready?
你看到我的公寓号码了吗 Uh, did you check out my apartment number?
本来是66 我翻转了一下 It was a 66. I did a little flip-a-roo
第二个数字 让它看上去很棒 on that second numero seis to make it real nice.
我不该来的 我们还是应该和上次一样旅馆见 This was a mistake. We should've just met at the motel again.
-我觉得那才是我们的风格 -不 - I feel like that's more of our jam. - No.
不 我只是在开玩笑 No, I was just jokin'.
我马上装回去 我装回去 I'm gonna put it back. I'm putting it back.
我装回去 宝贝 I'll put it back, babe.
你确定你不想一起去吃晚餐 So, you sure you don't wanna go out for dinner?
-而是看电影吗 -什么 要在光天化日之下一起 - Instead of a movie? - What? In a public place?
是啊 风筝人想做个雄孔雀 Yeah, I mean, Kite Man likes to peacock.
带着他的雌孔 With his peahen.
-就是雌孔雀的意思 -我知道 - That's a female peacock. - I understood.
我们还是看电影吧 Uh, let's do a movie.
好吗 我绝对选电影 Okay? Like, definitely, a movie is my choice.
收到 下次再共进晚餐 Gotcha. Restaurant next time.
棒 Nice.
好了 皇后 交给你了 Okay, Queen. You're up.
他好可爱 Aw. He is precious.
你确定灰姑娘的老鼠能胜任这个活吗 But are you sure Cinderella's mouse is up for the job?
这能解答你的问题了吗 That answer your question?
能 但这也带来了更多的问题 It does, but it actually brings up a lot of other questions.
好了 我们要偷一个个人力场装置 All right. We got a personal force field to steal.
搞什么 The hell?
该死 Oh, shit.
欢迎来到布莱克西斯家族重聚会 Welcome to the Praxis family reunion.
普莱克西斯家族重聚会
该死 这家伙把我们的事说出去了 Damn it, that guy ratted us out.
-我要取消任务 -放松 - I'm calling off the mission. - Relax.
你去做你该做的事 我来拖住他们 You do your thing. I'll keep them busy.
谁喜欢童话 Who likes fairy tales?
我们成功了 We did it!
寓言 走吧 我们轻而易举地... Fables, let's go! We pulled off the caper without a--
-该死 -这太可怕了 - Oh, shit! - This is horrifying!
我再也不需要这双眼睛了 I won't be needing these anymore.
你做了什么 What did you do?
我什么都没做 I didn't do anything.
全都是大灰狼的功劳 All credit goes to the Big Bad Wolf here.
但是为什么啊 But why?
你也在 你看到那家伙把我们的事说出去了 You were there. That guy ratted us out.
于是我就把他杀了 So I killed that guy.
所有人都看到我把他杀了 Then everyone saw me kill that guy,
于是我就把所有人杀了 so I killed everyone.
必须赶尽杀绝 不然他们就会来报复 You gotta end the bloodline and prevent any revenge killing.
这是坏蛋初级课的内容 I mean, that's just Evil 101.
我在波士顿大学就是教这门课的 Uh, I taught that class at Boston College,
我们从来没有讲过这么操蛋的课 and we never covered anything this fucked up.
好了 伙计们 看看周围 All right, guys. Come on. Take a look around.
确保我把所有人都杀了 Make sure I got everyone.
确保他们全死了 Make sure they're all dead.
没错 没错 Uh, yup. Yup.
你把所有人都杀了 走吧 You killed the shit out of everyone. Let's go.
好吧 那我来叫出 All right. Let me grab
三只小猪把这里收拾干净 the Three Little Pigs to clean this mess up.
他们真可...我的天啊 Oh, they are cu--Oh, Jesus.
好样的 去吧 孩子们 There we go. Go get 'em, boys.
快点 骨头也要吃掉 Come on. The bones, too.
快点 骨头 Come on. The bones.
虽然没有人说过 You know, no one ever talks about it
但是粘在披风上的脑子简直洗不掉 but it's almost impossible to get brain out of a cape.
她叫了猪来... Did she do the pig thing or...
看来是的了 那么... That's a yes. So...
你觉得我之前的担心是有道理的吗 You think I was right to be worried?
有 天啊 艾薇 你说得太对了 Yes. Oh, my God. Ivy, you were way right.
她真是...太过了 She is... a lot.
所以现在你要告诉她这... And so now you're gonna tell her that it's...
结束了 对 我会告诉她 Over. Yes. I'll tell her.
我们变回不合作的朋友关系 We'll just go back to being friends that do not work together.
天 真是好玩 哈莉 对吧 Boy, that was some fun shit, Harley, huh?
真是合作无间 你猜怎么着 Come on. Up top. And guess what?
我决定再在这里多待一段时间 I decided to stick around a little while longer.
帮你搞到天气机器 Help you get that weather machine.
你真是太客气了 Oh, that's too generous.
我可不想麻烦你 I don't wanna put you out.
胡说什么呢 这很有意思 Nonsense. This is fun.
我觉得我的状态都回来了 I feel like I'm gettin' my groove back.
如果你喜欢那些小猪 Oh, and if you liked the pigs,
那你得看看三只瞎老鼠吃尸体的样子 wait till you see the three blind mice eat a body.
老鼠也会吃尸体吗 The mice eat bodies, too?
天啊 Oh, my God.
那些小混蛋能把脑袋里面全啃空 Those little bastards can just gnaw the shit out of a head.
花的时间会更久 因为你懂的 It takes longer 'cause they got those little,
老鼠的小牙齿是最棒的 you know, mice teeth, the best!
真有意思 哈莉 对吧 Wow. Now, that's fun, Harley, right?
你得感觉把这事解决了 That's the kinda stuff you've got ahead of ya.
寓言 我们得谈谈 Hey, uh, Fables? We need to talk.
各位 看看你们的鞋子 Hey, everybody. Check your shoes.
有人踩爆了个眼球 怎么了 Someone stepped in eye. What's up?
我很佩服你的能耐 You know, I appreciate how much of a badass you are,
我是说 我把你当做朋友和导师 I mean, listen, I consider you a friend and a mentor,
-就是有点... -你知道怎么样最棒吗 - and just a real-- - You know what'd be great?
那就是你有话赶紧说 If you said what you actually mean.
我只是...我觉得可能 I just... I think maybe
你最好还是不要插手天气机器的事 you should sit out the weather machine heist.
你的风格有点...过激 Your style, it's just a little... intense.
很抱歉 Oh. I'm sorry.
我以为重点是完成任务 I thought the point was to get the job done.
是啊 但不能杀死无辜的人 Yeah, but not by murdering innocent people,
这是我不会跨过的底线 I mean, it's just a line I won't cross.
你还有底线啊 Oh, you got a line, huh?
伙计们 她可是有底线的 Hey, guys. She has a line.
超级英雄有底线 Superheroes have a line.
少年泰坦有底线 Teen Titans have a line.
我们根本不在乎那种东西 We don't give a fuck.
你知道吗 我觉得我可能还是 Yeah, you know. I think maybe I just give,
有微小的在乎 like, a microscopic fuck.
毁灭军团可是一点都不在乎 Well, the Legion of Doom gives zero fucks.
如果你想加入他们 And if you wanna get in there,
你最好撑杆跳过 you better start pole vaulting
那些你不想跨过的"底线" over those lines you don't wanna cross.
这是《妈妈咪呀》的台词吗 Is that from Mamma Mia?
谢谢你的建议 Thank you for your counsel.
但我想我们也该分道扬镳了 But I believe this is where we must part ways.
希望我们还是朋友 I hope we can remain friends.
只有我的屁股紧张得都发皱了吗 Am I the only one whose asshole's puckering.
我觉得把我自己土了 I think I clayed myself.
好吧 那我就告辞了 Okay. I'll be on my merry way.
但你这是犯下了一个大错 But you're makin' a big mistake.
长发公主 侏儒怪 Rapunzel, Rumpelstiltskin.
我们去搞点破坏 Let's go tear some shit up.
蠢蛋们 Deuces.
玛莎·布鲁斯牛排馆
晚上好 哥们 预约两位 Bon soir, bro. Rezzy for two.
名字是"风筝人" Under "Kite Man."
很抱歉 风筝人先生 Oh, I'm so sorry, Monsieur Kite Man,
但我们坐满了 大概要等40分钟 but we are a little backed up. It will be about 40 minutes.
不好意思 那么 Uh, excuse me, well then,
预约还有什么意义 兄弟 what's the point of making a rezzy here, bro?
我今晚带了我的女伴 I mean, I took my lady out tonight
让我们能出来看看 也让别人看看 so we can see and be seen!
不 没事 我们...我们能去看电影算了吗 No, its fine. Can we just... Can we just do the movie?
-我们去看电影 -但亲爱的 我们是来... - Let's do the movie. - But hon, we're here...
我想带你出来耍耍 I wanted to take you out for din din.
不好意思 先生 也许我定的是"人 风筝" Excuse me. Sir, maybe I'm listed under "Man, Kite."
或者"独一风筝人" 有时是用那个 Or "The Kite Man," Sometimes that.
好吧 等等 Oh. Okay. Wait. Hang on.
我知道是怎么回事了 I know what happened here.
我没有风筝 你没认出我 You don't recognize me without the kite.
-我很抱歉 -不如还是把风筝收起来吧 - I'm sorry there. - I think put the kite away maybe?
这说起来简单 Well, that's actually easier said than done.
有人有六角扳手吗 Um, somebody got an Allen key?
科德工业
他怎么在这里 Hey, what's he doing here?
他不是寓言的人吗 I thought he was loyal to Fable.
他是雇佣兵 眼里只有万能的钱 He's a mercenary, loyal to the almighty dollar.
可爱的为金钱而战的士兵啊 An adorable little soldier of fortune, isn't he?
你不是说 Huh. I thought you said
有很多激光把守着这东西吗 this thing was protected by a bunch of lasers?
结构图上是这么显示的 That's what the blueprints said.
再见了[法语]
原来在这啊 Oh, there they are.
就算激光弄不死他 他也会得肺癌的 Look. If it wasn't lasers, it was gonna be lung cancer.
我从没见过一个老鼠竟然不用滤嘴 I have never seen a mouse smoke unfiltered,
抽这么多人类抽的烟 human-sized cigarettes to that degree.
伙计们 如果我的身体被激光切成碎片 Okay, guys, y'know, if my body gets diced up by lasers,
那你们就用来做点好玩的事 I don't know, you do something fun with it,
比如把我的耳朵随便寄给某家人 like mail my ear to a random family
附"你女儿在我们手上" and say, "We have your daughter."
之类的事吧 You know, something like that.
你好 毁灭联盟 Hello, Legion of Doom.
没错 市长 That's right, Mayor.
如果你不给我们十亿 我就让哥谭的气温 We'll raise the temperature of Gotham by one degree
每分钟上升一度 every minute till ya give us a billion dollars!
你还要制作《泥脸欢乐满屋》重启版 And you produce Clayface's Fuller House reboot...
《超满屋》 Fullest House.
我有一个便宜的办法... I have an inexpensive way in...
人员不减 房子变小点 Not more people. A smaller house.
你知道你和你的团队是什么吗 奎茵小姐 You know what you and your crew are, Ms. Quinn?
祸害 A scourge.
看 市长直接把我们从无名小卒 Hey, look at that, the Mayor upgraded us
升级到了"祸害" from nuisance to "Scourge"!
我们还跳过了"恶人" Ooh, we skipped over "Menace"?
真是个飞跃啊 That's a big jump.
这就是偷了没人能偷到的东西带来的辉煌 That's what happens when ya steal the unstealable.
顺便 谢谢你帮我搞定了 Thanks for doing that, by the way.
接下来 天气机器就归我了 I'll be taking that weather machine now.
市长 我待会给你打过去 Hey, Mayor, I'll call ya back.
你搞砸了 哈莉 You fucked up, Harley.
我经常搞砸 Y'know, I do a lot of that,
所以你得说得具体一点 so you're gonna have to be more specific.
你惹恼了我 You pissed me off
还让我毫发无伤地离开 and then let me walk away in one piece?
新手才会犯的错误 对吧 大灰狼 Rookie mistake, right, Big Bad?
真不敢相信你要这么做 I can't believe you're doing this.
我让你逃出了阿卡姆 I broke you out of Arkham!
我还帮你注册了探探 让你能做爱 I even helped ya sign up for Tinder so ya can get your fuck on.
我们是朋友啊 I mean, we're friends!
有时候 不择手段的意思 Sometimes doing whatever it takes
就是要弄死你的朋友们 means fucking over your friends.
把天气机器给我 Hand over that weather machine.
除非我死了 Over my dead body.
好吧 你想怎么办 All right. How you wanna go?
小牧羊女可是能用她的赶羊棍 Little Bo Peep could beat the shit outta ya
把你揍开花 with her shepherd's stick.
你只要告诉我 你想开馆下葬还是闭棺 Just tell me if you want casket open or closed.
他是来自于什么童话 What the hell kinda fairy tale is he from?
从外表上来看 Well, from the looks of him,
应该是那种超级种族歧视的丹麦童话 one of those Danish ones that's super racist.
他不是我的人 He's not with me.
还有人有魔法书吗 Um, anyone have another magical storybook?
这鬼地方有没有 Shit, I mean, is there a B. Dalton
《道尔顿童话》或者填画书 or a Waldenbooks in this motherfucker?
你是谁 Who the hell are you?
-我是杰森·普莱克西斯 -谁 - I am Jason Praxis. - Who?
第25届普莱克西斯 Last surviving member
家族重聚和童子军聚会的唯一幸存者 of the 25th Annual Praxis Family Reunion and Jamboree.
-谁 -你杀死了我所有家人 - Who? - You murdered all of my family!
该死 Oh, shit.
没错 是我干的 Yeah, I did that.
你好 我是来看看你的提醒器是不是坏了 Uh, hey, yeah, I'm just checkin' to see if my buzzer is broken
因为你之前说45分钟 现在已经4... 'cause you said it'd be 45 minutes and it's been 40...
已经47分钟了 Oh. It's been 47.
我有一个谜语 I've got a riddle for you.
谁饿了 但却没有预约呢 Who's hungry, but doesn't have a reservation?
谜语人先生 你看上去很棒 这边走 Monsieur Riddler, looking well. Right this way.
算了 没事 我们... Y'know what, it's cool. Let's just...
我们走吧 我们赶紧离开这里 Let's go. Let's get out of here.
也许你可以说出你的名字 Uh, maybe you could just drop your name.
-要是我说出... -有点 - I mean, is it weird for me to... - Yeah, a little bit.
-我还是希望别... -我很理解 - I'd rather just not do that... - Totally get it.
我是说 你是个很谦虚的人 Yeah. I mean, you're a very humble person.
不 不要...不要... No! Don't... Do not...
-别这样 -宝贝 - Do not do that. - Whoa. Babe,
你以前在这里工作什么的吗 did you used to work here or something?
你上了这里的经理吗 Did you fuck the manager?
就算有 我也没有意见 风筝人安全感爆棚 No judgement if ya did. Kite Man is very secure.
-太好了 -等等 - Great. - Wait.
太阳镜 帽子... The sunglasses, the hat...
你是不是不想被人看到和我一起 Are you embarrassed to be seen with me?
-我们能去别的地方聊这个吗 -天啊 - Can we talk about this somewhere else? - Oh, my God.
-不 -你很尴尬 - No. - You are embarrassed.
你的风衣下到底有没有穿内衣 Is there even lingerie under that trench coat?
-风筝人 听着 -不 你才风筝人听着 - Kite Man, look. - No, you Kite Man look.
你觉得我就是一个不入流的废物 You think I'm some D-list piece of shit
去服装店买了一架滑翔机 that went to REI and bought a hang-glider.
我觉得不是... I don't think that...
但 难道事实不就是这样吗 But I mean, that is what happened, right?
很抱歉我不能用我的脑子 Oh, I'm sorry I can't make plants
控制植物做各种事 do all sorts of shit with my mind.
我们不可能都是毒藤女 We can't all be Poison Ivy!
听着 座位好了 我们...我们去吃吧 Look! The table's ready. Let's just... Let's go eat.
我已经没有胃口了 I believe I've lost my appetite.
风筝人 别这样 Kite Man, please don't do this.
是你"这样"的 You're the one doing the "This."
你不是赶尽杀绝了吗 Ah! I thought you ended the bloodline?
我没有留活口 你们看到有活口了吗 I didn't leave anyone alive. Did you see anyone alive?
-额... -额 什么额 - Eh... - "Eh"? What is "Eh"?
我可能看到还剩一个人 I may have seen one person left alive.
什么 你瞒着这件事 What? How long have you been sittin'
有多久了 on this little nugget of information?
那根本没什么的 只是一个小女孩... It was nothin'. It was just a little girl...
梳着金发...马尾 With like a blonde... ponytail.
该死 Oh, shit.
所以永远要怎么来着 And that's why you always end the what?
赶尽杀绝 The bloodline.
赶尽杀绝 没错 The motherfucking bloodline. Yes!
我的家人们关系很好 My family was close.
没有阿巴拉契亚山脉那边那么好 Not Appalachian hillbilly close,
但我们互相依靠 but we leaned on each other.
我们会逗彼此笑 We made each other laugh.
在你出现后 一切都变了 That all changed when you showed up.
我的兄弟们死了 叔叔阿姨死了 My brothers gone. Aunts, uncles, gone.
我曾两次搬出家的表弟 彻底不会回来了 My cousin twice removed, completely removed!
我真的太难过了 I was so distraught.
危险 电网
我撞到星辰实验室的电网上 I threw myself against the electrified fence at S.T.A.R. Labs,
但那没有要我的命 而是... but instead of killing me, it...
-给了他超能力 -给了我超能力 - Gave him powers. - It gave me powers!
每次都是这样 现在他想要... Every goddamn time. And now he wants to--
我要复仇 I seek revenge!
-就是那个 -我们能不能做些什么来弥补 - That. - Is there anythin' we can do to make this right?
除非你能让我的家人起死回生 Not unless you can bring my family back from the dead.
等等 我来看看 有人可以吗 Hang on. Lemme check. Anyone?
不 我们做不到 你还有第二种选择吗 Yeah, no, we can't do that. Your second choice?
杀了所有人 Kill all of you!
我还不知道他有这能力 Ooh, I didn't even know he could do that.
我得告诉你 我今早起床的时候鼻子不舒服 I should tell you I woke up this morning with a post-nasal thing,
喝了很多咳嗽糖浆 我坚持不了太久 drank a lot of cough syrup and I can't hold this much longer.
还有第三种选择吗 普莱克西斯先生 Is there a third choice, Mr. Praxis?
把寓言皇后交出来 其他人就能活命 Hand over Queen of Fables and the rest of you can live.
好吧 我们来想个计划 All right. Let's come up with a plan here.
-已经有了 -你干... - Already got one. - Hey, what the--
我跟皇后一起走出来 I'm comin' out with the Queen.
她是你的了 She's all yours.
看 我给你弄了个9 Look, I got you a real nine.
这样你就不用 So you don't have to, like,
把你的6倒过来才能弄成69 turn your six upside down to make the, you know, 69.
风筝人 我是来道歉的 Kite Man, I'm here to apologize.
-接受道歉了 -我还没有开始道歉 - Apology accepted. - That wasn't the apology part.
好吧 那就继续吧 Oh, right. Then by all means, continue.
好吧 Okay.
我对我在餐厅的保险很抱歉 I am genuinely sorry for how I acted at the restaurant.
我假装我就是那么酷 I mean, I pretend like I'm this like badass
根本不在乎别人怎么想 但是... who doesn't care what people think, but...
但你在乎 But you do.
对 所以我说"假装" Right, which is why I said "I pretend."
不不不 我明白 No, no, no, I get it.
当你有超能力 When you have a superpower
比如能控制所有的植物 like being able to control all plant life,
或者有风筝 你就似乎总要达到某种标准 or having a kite, there's just so much you gotta live up to.
我喜欢你把那形容成一种超能力 I love that you think that that's a power.
真是太好了 Y'know, it's great.
真希望我也能像你一样自信 I wish I had that kind of insane level of confidence.
你好像真的一点都不在乎别人是怎么想的 It's like, you genuinely do not care what other people think.
我在乎你是怎么想的 I care about what you think.
你这么说真是太好了 Aw, that's really sweet of you to say.
以及...我也在乎那美臀 And... I care about dat ass.
听着 你不是我一般会交往的类型 Okay. Look, you're not traditionally the kind of dude I date.
你完全不是 Y'know, you're just not.
但虽然有违常理 我还是喜欢你 But against all logic and reason, I do like you.
喜欢的那种喜欢吗 Like, like-like?
-我们都做爱了 -棒 - I mean, we've had sex. - Nice.
这是我的室友 比尔 Oh, hey. This is my roommate Bill,
就是大比尔 AKA the Bill-doe.
你好 我是艾薇 Hey. I'm Ivy.
我...我是他的女朋友 I'm... I'm his girlfriend.
太好了 Hell, yeah.
我要让你永远没有快乐 寓言皇后 I'm gonna send your ass to the happily never after, Fables!
认真的吗 你喜欢这句话吗 Seriously? You liked that?
没错 简单明了 Indeed. Terse. Lucid.
直截了当地面对目标说出自己的目的 Organically wove the theme of his target into the barb!
简直是巨大的成功 A triumph!
我得再去喝点咳嗽糖浆 I'm gonna get some more cough syrup.
拜托 哈莉 C'mon, Harley,
你不会这么做的 you don't have it in you to do this.
你有"底线" 还记得吗 You have a "Line," Remember?
我以前也是这么一位的 Yeah. That's what I used to think, too.
为了普莱克西斯家族 For House... Praxis!
你猜怎么着 'Ey, guess what?
你没有死 You're not dead.
力场装置 宝贝 我偷偷戴到你的手腕上的 Force field, baby! I slipped it on your wrist.
该死 你玩我 Damn. You set me up.
你这个狡猾的贱人 You tricky bitch.
我觉得不会送朋友去死的 I would never send a friend to her death,
就算这个朋友想阴我 even one that tried to screw me over.
那你要就这么让我走吗 So, you're just gonna let me go?
没错 我有天气机器了 Yeah. I got the weather machine.
我用我的方式赢了 I won and I did it my way.
我是个坏蛋 但我不是坏人 I'm a bad guy, not a bad person.
你是个蠢蛋 You're a dumb person.
你会后悔放我离开这里的 奎茵 You're gonna regret letting me walk out of here alive, Quinn.
不要忘了你的小人书 Don't forget your little book.
不 他要醒了 我可应付不了这尴尬的局面 Oh, no. He's waking up and I cannot deal with awkward situations.
我把她消灭了吗 D-Did I vanquish her?
拜托 告诉我我已经为我的家人复仇了 Please, tell me I avenged my family?
是的 Uh, yeah?
感谢上帝 Thank God.
我终于能开始... I can finally start...
寓言 Fables!
为什么 Why?
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness.
你敢相信吗 我说了那么多赶尽杀绝的道理 Can you believe, with all that ending-the-bloodline talk,
结果还差点忘了这家伙 天啊 I almost forgot this guy? Jeez.
好了 我要走了 All right, now I'm going.
我错过了什么 So what did I miss?
天啊 看来错过好多 Oh, my God! A lot, I guess.
试试"NeilPatrickHarris1" Try "NeilPatrickHarris1."
泥脸 这是你的私人密码吗 Clayface, is that your personal password?
-不 -好吧 - No. - Okay.
反正也没用 Well, it doesn't work anyway.
那我来理一理 So, lemme just get this straight.
你用两起行动 葬送了了一整个家族的人 You went through two heists, sacrificed a family
还有那个诡异电流男的命 and that weird electric guy
偷了一个没人能偷到的天气机器 just to steal an unstealable weather machine,
但是却没有发现你是需要密码的 but didn't realize that you needed a password?
没人能偷到 输进去试试 Ooh, unstealable! Try that.
密码错误
尝试失败次数过多 Too many failed log in attempts.
启动自毁程序 Initiating self-destruct.
该死 Oh, shit.