×ÖÄ» How do you meet anyone sitting here?
×ÖÄ» It's early, mate. Everyone's sober.
×ÖÄ» You have to wait that bit out.
×ÖÄ» I think I might be running out of time.
×ÖÄ» Bars don't close till 3:00.
×ÖÄ» No, I mean, generally.
×ÖÄ» I'm already one marriage down.
×ÖÄ» Everyone else is going to overtake me.
×ÖÄ» Oh, women love it when men rant about time running out.
×ÖÄ» Throw in something about their declining fertility
×ÖÄ» -as well there. -
×ÖÄ» The worst thing is, I had someone.
×ÖÄ» -Could you and Helen still-- -No, no, I don't mean Helen.
×ÖÄ» No, that is well and truly buggered.
×ÖÄ» I mean Holly. That girl.
×ÖÄ» She was amazing.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, you'll find someone else.
×ÖÄ» Ooh, Luke promised to help me, but we're still sitting here.
×ÖÄ» Because it's early, Angus.
×ÖÄ» If I leave it too long, I'll get tired,
×ÖÄ» and I won't want to stay up to have sex.
×ÖÄ» There's your opening line. Show the lady your schedule.
×ÖÄ» It's all right for you guys, though.
×ÖÄ» Engaged. Gorgeous girlfriend.
×ÖÄ» Not attached, but obviously delighted about that.
×ÖÄ» Are you?
×ÖÄ» -What? -I was asking if you're all right.
×ÖÄ» -You seem a bit-- -I'm good, I'm good.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. I'm better. I'm the best. The bestest.
×ÖÄ» Okay, saddle up, Angus. I'm gonna take you for a spin.
×ÖÄ» Ooh, are we gonna talk to some actual women?
×ÖÄ» You make it sound so exotic. "Oh, what are these women things?"
×ÖÄ» You don't count.
×ÖÄ» -He's gonna be married again by Tuesday. -
×ÖÄ» Nice to be out together
×ÖÄ» without Luke screaming that I'm in love with you.
×ÖÄ» Sorry. Shit. Sorry. Er...
×ÖÄ» -It's okay. -
×ÖÄ» Er, who's this girl that Angus says you're seeing?
×ÖÄ» Er, Abigail. She's on my, erm... The chlamydia list.
×ÖÄ» There's the beginning of your wedding speech.
×ÖÄ» Yeah. Er, anyway, she got in
×ÖÄ» touch to say that I haven't given her chlamydia.
×ÖÄ» She's great. She's good. I really like her.
×ÖÄ» I'm not saying that 'cause of what Luke said.
×ÖÄ» I believe you.
×ÖÄ» Anyway, erm, Luke's been acting
×ÖÄ» weird since he found out Phoebe died, and...
×ÖÄ» I don't think we need to discuss the whole thing anymore, so...
×ÖÄ» -No, me neither. Good. -Great.
×ÖÄ» Er, has everyone got back to you now?
×ÖÄ» Er, nearly. I heard back from Amy yesterday.
×ÖÄ» Did you now?
×ÖÄ» Sorry. Er, were you wanting...
×ÖÄ» Kind of was, actually.
×ÖÄ» Mmm... well.
×ÖÄ» -This is, er, slightly awkward. -
×ÖÄ» You see, ordinarily, I'd be a gentleman about this,
×ÖÄ» but, erm, I really like Chelsea buns. So...
×ÖÄ» -Fistfight? -
×ÖÄ» -Take it. -Oh, you're too kind.
×ÖÄ» I'd have won that fistfight.
×ÖÄ» But, erm, I think you knew that.
×ÖÄ» What you reading?
×ÖÄ» Hemingway.
×ÖÄ» -You don't like Hemingway? -I do.
×ÖÄ» I'm actually prone to
×ÖÄ» heavy drinking and denigrating women myself.
×ÖÄ» I left you half.
×ÖÄ» If I drink any more coffee, I'm gonna have a stroke.
×ÖÄ» - -I'm gonna get the bill.
×ÖÄ» -No, it's on me. -Thank you.
×ÖÄ» So, I guess this was a date.
×ÖÄ» Are you gonna take me home now?
×ÖÄ» I gave you half my bun.
×ÖÄ» I definitely feel like I've wooed you.
×ÖÄ» I do feel wooed.
×ÖÄ» Morning. Sleep okay?
×ÖÄ» I think I can see animal
×ÖÄ» shapes in the damp patches on your ceiling.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, maybe next time we could go to yours?
×ÖÄ» Mmm. I live an hour away, by train.
×ÖÄ» Mmm.
×ÖÄ» -Are you tipping me? -Train fare.
×ÖÄ» Come and visit.
×ÖÄ» Please stay.
×ÖÄ» You're definitely the
×ÖÄ» nicest thing in my room by quite a long way.
×ÖÄ» So cheesy!
×ÖÄ» Not really a compliment.
×ÖÄ» It's more of a damning indictment of my living situation.
×ÖÄ» Well, I've got plans today,
×ÖÄ» but I'm in town till Sunday night. Want to meet later?
×ÖÄ» Great. Erm, anywhere but here. And then...
×ÖÄ» -realistically, back... back here. -
×ÖÄ» Evie, hey, question...
×ÖÄ» How are you for money right now?
×ÖÄ» We're about to spend the day
×ÖÄ» selling my dead dad's things so that I can pay the rent.
×ÖÄ» Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
×ÖÄ» So what you're saying is
×ÖÄ» not much has changed since say... yesterday?
×ÖÄ» -Spit it out. -No, no, no, no.
×ÖÄ» God, it's nothing, no. It's just,
×ÖÄ» er, a tiny, little fly-arge in the ointment.
×ÖÄ» What fly?
×ÖÄ» Oh, Rebecca is moving out.
×ÖÄ» Well, has moved out. She moved out last night. So...
×ÖÄ» -So... -Why?
×ÖÄ» That much is not entirely clear.
×ÖÄ» - -Oh.
×ÖÄ» -Hey, buddy. God, you look tired. - Hey.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, I couldn't sleep last night.
×ÖÄ» Drank about a million jars of coffee yesterday.
×ÖÄ» I met a girl in the coffee shop.
×ÖÄ» Anyway, she's really hot. Sort of, kind of like Evie.
×ÖÄ» Only she's, like, funny and approachable,
×ÖÄ» and not cynical and sort of mean.
×ÖÄ» - -
×ÖÄ» Shit. Shh.
×ÖÄ» Oh...
×ÖÄ» -Hi, Dylan. -Hello.
×ÖÄ» Luke, please tell me you haven't forgotten about today.
×ÖÄ» No, no, no. God, no, no. Far from it. That's why Dylan's here.
×ÖÄ» He's got a driving license. He's gonna drive the van for us.
×ÖÄ» So you want me to get this stuff packed up?
×ÖÄ» Oh, right. Er, thanks, Dylan, no, I think we've got it covered.
×ÖÄ» It's no problem. Unless you don't want me to be there?
×ÖÄ» No, no, of course not.
×ÖÄ» Er, Dylan met a girl yesterday.
×ÖÄ» Yeah. Sorry. No changing the subject.
×ÖÄ» Rebecca moving out. What is that about?
×ÖÄ» Why are you being so shifty?
×ÖÄ» Not shifty. There may...
×ÖÄ» there may have been some sexual confusion involved.
×ÖÄ» Meaning... Rebecca's gay?
×ÖÄ» No, no. Meaning, I had sex with her and it caused some confusion.
×ÖÄ» - Luke! - Okay, wait a second.
×ÖÄ» -Maybe this was hard on Luke as well. -Not really.
×ÖÄ» What, so now we have to pay her rent?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, no, she was quite militant about that point actually.
×ÖÄ» Accusations were made.
×ÖÄ» Why would you sleep with our housemate?
×ÖÄ» -Of all the hundreds of girls since Jo... -
×ÖÄ» Hey, come on, it's only been a dozen.
×ÖÄ» Baker's dozen?
×ÖÄ» -That's 16, isn't it? -Don't think so.
×ÖÄ» Hmm.
×ÖÄ» Okay, fine. Well, you realize
×ÖÄ» that we now have to sell everything to cover it.
×ÖÄ» Yeah.
×ÖÄ» Okay, let's get on with it.
×ÖÄ» Amy?
×ÖÄ» Hang on a sec.
×ÖÄ» Can you hurry up? Hang on a sec.
×ÖÄ» â™?Playing the guitar to you, baby Rose-Marie â™? 150 00:07: 00:07:16,280 â™?With
×ÖÄ» your lovely boobies â™? 151 00:07: 00:07:19,240 You could not have paid me to use that guy's shower.
×ÖÄ» His whole place was...
×ÖÄ» How do you know my sister?
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God.
×ÖÄ» Oh. You two... are sisters?
×ÖÄ» Oh, fuck, that's hilarious.
×ÖÄ» Okay, well, er...
×ÖÄ» We're all good people here so, er, nothing was done on purpose.
×ÖÄ» What?
×ÖÄ» Dylan knows your sister in much the same way he knows you.
×ÖÄ» What, like, not very well?
×ÖÄ» No, like, biblically.
×ÖÄ» Oh. That's a bit weird.
×ÖÄ» Oh, this is horrific. Make it stop.
×ÖÄ» -This isn't Mr. Big Soppy Feelings, is it? -
×ÖÄ» -Who? -Did you and Evie
×ÖÄ» sleep together about two months ago?
×ÖÄ» Er, Mr. Big Soppy Feelings?
×ÖÄ» -Tell me this is a dream. -It's a sex dream.
×ÖÄ» -If I could take it back... -Now, which "It" Would that be?
×ÖÄ» Would that be the first "It" Or the second "It"?
×ÖÄ» "It..." The situation.
×ÖÄ» This is why incest isn't allowed, isn't it?
×ÖÄ» It's all these awkward conversations that come afterwards.
×ÖÄ» This isn't actual incest.
×ÖÄ» Hmm, it feels at least a bit incest-y.
×ÖÄ» -Anyway, the word's "Incestuous." -You'd be the expert.
×ÖÄ» Okay, let's just get on with it, shall we?
×ÖÄ» -You're a fucking stallion. That's huge. -No... What the fuck?
×ÖÄ» Huge work. Huge. Siblings?
×ÖÄ» -Shh... -Maybe... Have you met their mum?
×ÖÄ» Are you ready to rummage?
×ÖÄ» Angus.
×ÖÄ» Thanks for sorting the stall for us.
×ÖÄ» Pleasure. What's the point of contacts if you can't exploit them?
×ÖÄ» Oh, God, I've missed this.
×ÖÄ» The stalls. The chance of
×ÖÄ» striking gold in the great riverbed of junk.
×ÖÄ» -I used to be a collector myself. -Of what?
×ÖÄ» The thing you collect is
×ÖÄ» not as important as the collecting itself.
×ÖÄ» And it is game day! The heat is on!
×ÖÄ» It's antique dolls, isn't it?
×ÖÄ» -Yeah. - What? Far from it.
×ÖÄ» Oh, three towels for a pound.
×ÖÄ» -I wanna help. I really do. - Great. Let's go.
×ÖÄ» Erm, look, if it helps,
×ÖÄ» with the two of you, it felt really different.
×ÖÄ» Why are you telling me?
×ÖÄ» I don't want to know what my sister feels like!
×ÖÄ» Emotionally! I'm talking about how the experience felt.
×ÖÄ» Not the difference between how your two bodies felt.
×ÖÄ» As in... As in felt with my hands and stuff.
×ÖÄ» The feelings. Just trying to clarify that.
×ÖÄ» Stop talking. I can see
×ÖÄ» you thinking about it, and it's unpleasant.
×ÖÄ» I wasn't until you raised it.
×ÖÄ» -Stop talking! -Sorry.
×ÖÄ» Sorry.
×ÖÄ» Okay, guys. It's all gotta go.
×ÖÄ» Oh, your dad had some great stuff.
×ÖÄ» Let's see you twirl.
×ÖÄ» You can have it. Look at me...
×ÖÄ» I am showering you with gifts.
×ÖÄ» Yes, shall we, er...
×ÖÄ» shall we go and get some coffees for these guys?
×ÖÄ» Right, I'm gonna go and try and find some wholesale buyers,
×ÖÄ» so just... sell as much as you can, 'cause it's all got to go.
×ÖÄ» Yes, you got it.
×ÖÄ» - -Open!
×ÖÄ» I say open.
×ÖÄ» -I'll give you a tenner for these. -Oh, classic '60s design.
×ÖÄ» -Authentic pieces, too. -Here you go then.
×ÖÄ» First sale!
×ÖÄ» Ten handsome pounds!
×ÖÄ» It was worth five times that.
×ÖÄ» Why did you sell them for a measly tenner?
×ÖÄ» I don't know. It was awkward!
×ÖÄ» I thought you loved flea markets!
×ÖÄ» -As a buyer... -For...
×ÖÄ» How much for this lot?
×ÖÄ» Erm, make... make an offer?
×ÖÄ» It's mostly junk, but I
×ÖÄ» could sell some of the sleeves for wall art.
×ÖÄ» -Twenty quid? -Derisory.
×ÖÄ» -What's that? -My friend here asked you
×ÖÄ» to make us an offer,
×ÖÄ» not tickle our balls while you pick our pockets.
×ÖÄ» Come back to us when you're ready to talk mano a mano... A mano.
×ÖÄ» -He was playing us. -Whoo-hoo! So the sheep become wolves.
×ÖÄ» -What are you doing? -Tea is for closers.
×ÖÄ» -Well, can I have a bit of my muffin? -Unh-unh. Absolutely not.
×ÖÄ» I need you hungry, boy.
×ÖÄ» Come and get it, guys!
×ÖÄ» So, what happened with you and Evie?
×ÖÄ» Ah, nothing really, you know.
×ÖÄ» Some booze, a party, some misunderstandings.
×ÖÄ» So romantic.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, we weren't exactly fated. But now...
×ÖÄ» Don't worry, you're not gonna come between us or anything.
×ÖÄ» We're not that close. Do you like her?
×ÖÄ» Er, I don't even know her that well.
×ÖÄ» It's just, there's, like, a lot of distance with her.
×ÖÄ» She's more messy than she looks.
×ÖÄ» Like, today, she'll be all "Sell, sell, sell,"
×ÖÄ» but she'll actually be really weird about selling Dad's stuff.
×ÖÄ» But you won't see it.
×ÖÄ» Especially around me when she'll be being, you know,
×ÖÄ» strong, big sister.
×ÖÄ» She comes across as tough.
×ÖÄ» Oh, is that right, Mr. Big Soppy Feelings?
×ÖÄ» I'm so glad that nickname's sticking.
×ÖÄ» Mmm. It's lovely, that. Mmm...
×ÖÄ» Lovely little muffin. Thanks, Angus.
×ÖÄ» -Excuse me? -Yes?
×ÖÄ» -How much for this, please? -Make an offer.
×ÖÄ» -A pound? - Am I wearing a nappy?
×ÖÄ» What?
×ÖÄ» Am I crying for milk and begging for mama to put me to the teat?
×ÖÄ» -No? -Well,
×ÖÄ» so put the mug down until you're
×ÖÄ» prepared to negotiate with me like I'm an adult.
×ÖÄ» -Two pounds? -Thank you. Sold.
×ÖÄ» -Good work, man. Was it worth two pounds?
×ÖÄ» -Ah, it was worth eight.
×ÖÄ» What can I say? I can't take the heat.
×ÖÄ» Maybe I'm just not cut out for this.
×ÖÄ» Hey, hey, hey, hey!
×ÖÄ» You're making progress. School's not out yet.
×ÖÄ» The bakery doesn't close till we've sold out of muffins.
×ÖÄ» -Know what I mean? -I really do.
×ÖÄ» What?
×ÖÄ» Amy. You wanted half the
×ÖÄ» money from selling all this stuff, right?
×ÖÄ» I recall that mattering to you.
×ÖÄ» So, maybe, just maybe,
×ÖÄ» you could think about helping me sell some of it?
×ÖÄ» I'm really sorry. I do want to help.
×ÖÄ» No, no, no, Dylan, you're doing great.
×ÖÄ» Somebody needs to drink the coffee.
×ÖÄ» Anything that gets left...
×ÖÄ» -is gonna go back to your place. -But I don't have the room.
×ÖÄ» You're gonna have even less room.
×ÖÄ» -I feel like there's a lot of tension-- -Are you jealous?
×ÖÄ» Because, even for you, this--
×ÖÄ» -"Even for me"? -Guys, this doesn't need to--
×ÖÄ» No, no, no, Dylan. Be quiet, actually. Amy, you too.
×ÖÄ» Look, I know that you probably
×ÖÄ» think that you've found something really wonderful,
×ÖÄ» but actually, you'd be terrible together.
×ÖÄ» Amy, you only like Dylan because he is like our dad.
×ÖÄ» Falling in love at the drop of a hat.
×ÖÄ» He's all poetry and flowers,
×ÖÄ» but actually he's flaky, he's unrealistic,
×ÖÄ» and he's kind of quite annoying.
×ÖÄ» And, Dylan, Amy is messed up. She's needy.
×ÖÄ» And you're seeing this really funny, really clever girl,
×ÖÄ» which she will absolutely be one day,
×ÖÄ» but you are the worst person to help her get there.
×ÖÄ» I don't even like him that much.
×ÖÄ» He's just better than hanging out with you and your nagging!
×ÖÄ» Er, I am sitting right here, you know.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, it's not nagging, is it? It's called being an adult.
×ÖÄ» You're not a child!
×ÖÄ» I am so bored I could scream.
×ÖÄ» Ooh... Do you... Do you need a hug?
×ÖÄ» It doesn't have to come from me.
×ÖÄ» I'm just asking if you're okay.
×ÖÄ» I'm pretty sure your sister dumped me.
×ÖÄ» That was... That was really harsh,
×ÖÄ» so I could probably use a hug if you're, like...
×ÖÄ» You're unbelievable. And not in a good way.
×ÖÄ» These soul records take me back.
×ÖÄ» Wonderful songs from wonderful people.
×ÖÄ» -They're all one person's collection? -
×ÖÄ» What would you like for it?
×ÖÄ» Should we say Â£100?
×ÖÄ» Okay, lady. Why don't you tell Kenny Rogers over there
×ÖÄ» to come talk to us in person if he wants to buy these records.
×ÖÄ» Your move, sucker! I have never felt so alive!
×ÖÄ» -How's it going? -Brilliant.
×ÖÄ» We've seen off several potential customers.
×ÖÄ» Right, not quite what I had in mind, but fuck it.
×ÖÄ» Hey, if it helps at all,
×ÖÄ» I have thought of the perfect new roommate for us.
×ÖÄ» -Who? -Dylan!
×ÖÄ» - -Think about it.
×ÖÄ» I'm not gonna sleep with him,
×ÖÄ» you're not gonna sleep with him... again.
×ÖÄ» - Definitely not. -So he's perfect!
×ÖÄ» What's the point? I can't even pay my own rent this month.
×ÖÄ» And look at this stuff.
×ÖÄ» What have we sold?
×ÖÄ» The day is still young.
×ÖÄ» Okay. Saddle up, Angus.
×ÖÄ» -The final class is in session.
×ÖÄ» -Oh! This is the best day of my life!
×ÖÄ» Horrible habit.
×ÖÄ» Just checking you're okay.
×ÖÄ» Even after what I said? Yeah.
×ÖÄ» God, you really are a nice guy. Not my type at all.
×ÖÄ» Kidding.
×ÖÄ» But I don't know. The timing and...
×ÖÄ» I don't think you and me are gonna work.
×ÖÄ» What with Evie and stuff.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, it's okay. I know this isn't going anywhere.
×ÖÄ» And... Evie's a friend.
×ÖÄ» Well, she's not quite a friend, but she's Luke's best friend.
×ÖÄ» I don't want to mess with that.
×ÖÄ» You should be her friend.
×ÖÄ» She's just as annoying as you and about the same sort of things.
×ÖÄ» Don't know about that.
×ÖÄ» Look, I'm gonna get on a train.
×ÖÄ» I think my work here is done.
×ÖÄ» I've done a spectacular job as usual.
×ÖÄ» Do you not want to... say goodbye to her?
×ÖÄ» Trust me, this is better for everyone.
×ÖÄ» -I'll call her later. -Okay.
×ÖÄ» Will you do me a favor?
×ÖÄ» I know you probably will anyway,
×ÖÄ» but will you be extra nice to her?
×ÖÄ» She's having a shitty time. Her and Dad were close.
×ÖÄ» Hey! Jerry Garcia.
×ÖÄ» I can sell these to my man in Belgium for three grand tomorrow,
×ÖÄ» but I'm lazy and I dislike dealing with the post office.
×ÖÄ» You don't know the first thing about Belgium.
×ÖÄ» Their monarch is King Philippe, population 11 million,
×ÖÄ» they speak Flemish and Walloon. That Belgium?
×ÖÄ» Someone's been reading Wikipedia.
×ÖÄ» Oh, am I online right now? Am I browsing?
×ÖÄ» -Am I-- -Angus, heel.
×ÖÄ» -I'll give you a grand. -Sold!
×ÖÄ» -Two and a half. -Sold for Â£2,500 and not a penny less!
×ÖÄ» -Two. Or I'll walk. -Deal.
×ÖÄ» What?
×ÖÄ» Call me. If you get another Al Williams.
×ÖÄ» Who's Al Williams?
×ÖÄ» -Did we have one? -We must have.
×ÖÄ» Well, whoever he was, he was worth quite a lot of money.
×ÖÄ» - -Yeah!
×ÖÄ» I'm sorry that I slept with Amy.
×ÖÄ» I can't talk about this now.
×ÖÄ» No, wait, hear me out! Hear me out, okay?
×ÖÄ» Erm, I can see that this is a difficult day for you,
×ÖÄ» with selling your dad's
×ÖÄ» stuff and I haven't exactly helped anyway.
×ÖÄ» What I'm trying to say is I
×ÖÄ» think you feel things deeper than you let on,
×ÖÄ» but I like that about you.
×ÖÄ» I think in all likelihood
×ÖÄ» you're probably an excellent person and...
×ÖÄ» I want to be your friend.
×ÖÄ» -Look, Dylan-- -I'm not taking no for an answer on this.
×ÖÄ» And I don't even expect you to like me anytime soon,
×ÖÄ» but I'm giving you notice that I'm going to be your friend.
×ÖÄ» Okay.
×ÖÄ» -Two thousand pounds! -What?
×ÖÄ» You made two grand for the records!
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God! That's amazing!
×ÖÄ» - - Yes!
×ÖÄ» Angus! I thought it was you.
×ÖÄ» -I've got something here you'll love. -Not now, Ronnie.
×ÖÄ» She's a Diamond-issue Esmeralda.
×ÖÄ» Jesus.
×ÖÄ» What are you asking for her, guy?
×ÖÄ» -Â£80? -Ooh, she's a very fine example.
×ÖÄ» We'll take her. You've earned it.
×ÖÄ» Thank you.
×ÖÄ» This must honestly go no further.
×ÖÄ» Okay?
×ÖÄ» Er, Dylan.
×ÖÄ» We are looking for a flatmate. Do you need a room?
×ÖÄ» Yes. Yes.
×ÖÄ» Please! Would that be okay?
×ÖÄ» -Yep. -Yes, this is gonna be so special!
×ÖÄ» Shotgun!
×ÖÄ» No, no, no, no!
×ÖÄ» Just one thing, sorry. Do you mind if I get the jacket back?
×ÖÄ» It's just... It was my
×ÖÄ» dad's favorite and it's freaking me out a bit.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Here you go. Yeah.
×ÖÄ» Thanks.
×ÖÄ» Okay. Well, erm... welcome aboard.
×ÖÄ» No, no, not upside down. I get sick, I get sick! I get sick.
×ÖÄ» There she is. Behold, baby. What do you think?
×ÖÄ» -Pretty great. -Check this out.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, get yourself on that, check out that plumage.
×ÖÄ» How was Amy when you spoke to her?
×ÖÄ» -You could try calling her. -Don't you start.
×ÖÄ» Anyway, she's good.
×ÖÄ» Her boyfriend sounds nice.
×ÖÄ» Mmm, she seems to have developed quite a thing for nice guys.
×ÖÄ» I blame you for that.
×ÖÄ» It was like you were some sort of gateway drug or something.
×ÖÄ» All right, I've gotta go see Abigail.
×ÖÄ» Cool.
×ÖÄ» So, should we buy them some drinks?
×ÖÄ» No, no, no. Nobody likes that. It makes them feel obligated.
×ÖÄ» But don't we want them to feel obligated
×ÖÄ» so they'll come and talk to us?
×ÖÄ» Yeah, they might talk to us.
×ÖÄ» They might also resent the whole encounter.
×ÖÄ» You're trying to buy them, which is fine,
×ÖÄ» but if that's your gig, be honest about it and call a hooker.
×ÖÄ» Here's a better move.
×ÖÄ» Joss, my good man.
×ÖÄ» Could you please ask those two ladies over there
×ÖÄ» if they would like to buy us a couple of martinis?
×ÖÄ» And if they'd like to get themselves a pair,
×ÖÄ» we'd, of course, be happy to join them.
×ÖÄ» Are they laughing with us or at us?
×ÖÄ» Relax, it's charming.
×ÖÄ» Oh, this is exciting.
×ÖÄ» God. I feel alive again.
×ÖÄ» So what now?
×ÖÄ» Er, next...
×ÖÄ» I'm sorry, dude. I can't do this.
×ÖÄ» What? Wait!
×ÖÄ» -No, I can't do this on my own. -I'm sorry, Angus.
×ÖÄ» Er, turns out Angus has the staying power after all,
×ÖÄ» so I'm gonna hit the sack.
×ÖÄ» I'm not really feeling it tonight, okay?
×ÖÄ» Night then.
×ÖÄ» Mmm, how's it going, stud?
×ÖÄ» Er, can I borrow some money?
×ÖÄ» I need to pay for four martinis.
×ÖÄ» Hey.
×ÖÄ» Whoo!
×ÖÄ» -Do you want to dance? -Yep, er...
×ÖÄ» In a minute... definitely.
×ÖÄ» You're not one for rushing, are you?
×ÖÄ» Just... turn things over.
×ÖÄ» -Do I? -You know you do.
×ÖÄ» I can see it.
×ÖÄ» Weighing things up.
×ÖÄ» To drink or to dance?
×ÖÄ» I used to be more of a headless chicken.
×ÖÄ» -How did you cross the road? -You have to really want it.
×ÖÄ» You know, you run under
×ÖÄ» enough trucks and you get there by accident.
×ÖÄ» So then...
×ÖÄ» drink or dance?
×ÖÄ» I would love to dance with you.
×ÖÄ» I win!