悲伤,欢迎大驾光临 Come, sorrow.We welcome thee.
让我们一同"悲哀" Let us join in grief,
为绝望欢呼,为有幸死亡而干杯 Rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead.
亲爱的... Dearly beloved...
真劲,老友! Good show, old man.
－歌麦士? －心肝宝贝? －Gomez. －Cara mia?
好消息,我将要生孩子了 Marvelous news. I'm going to have a baby...
现在! right now.
－阵痛多久一次? －十五秒 －Nurse, how close are the contractions? －Every 15 seconds, Doctor.
是否痛得受不了? Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman?
－是否像受酷刑? －是! －My darling, is it torture? －Oui.
妈妈亲吻了爸爸,天使便告诉鹳鸟 And then mommy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork.
鹳鸟便从天上飞下来... And the stork flew down from heaven
把钻石放在椰菜田下面 and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch,
然后钻石变成了BB and the diamond turned into a baby.
我们爸妈也生孩子 Our parents are having a baby, too.
他们做过爱! They had sex.
爱登士太太,用力推! Push, Mrs. Addams!
－钳子 －钳子 －Forceps! －Forceps.
钳子 Forceps.
爱登士太太,要麻醉吗? Mrs. Addams, would you like anesthesia?
不用,谢谢,问孩子们要不要 No, thank you. But do ask the children.
－心肝! －宝贝... －Cara mia. －Mon cher.
－爱登士太太,宝宝... －再说一遍 －Mrs. Addams, the baby? －Pardon.
－是男孩 －是女孩 －It's a boy. －It's a girl.
－歌麦士! －怎样? －Gomez! －What news?
－是仔还是女? －是爱登士! －Father, what is it? －It's an Addams!
爱登士家庭续集
我准备让你惊喜,希望你喜欢 I've arranged a little surprise, my dearest. I hope you like it.
歌麦士,很阴暗,很伤感,很凄凉 Oh, Gomez! It's dark, it's depressing, it's desolate.
－极像婴儿房 －像梦境 －It says, "toddler." －It's a dream.
来,宝贝! Come, cara mia.
爱登士家族摇篮 The Addams cradle.
仔仔,欢迎归来 Welcome home, my son.
－没有这回事 －有,人所共知 －That's not true. －It is so. Everyone knows it.
家族添新丁后,就要死一个旧的 When you have a new baby,one of the other children has to die.
－真的? －这是传统,我们之中要死一个 －Really? －It's a tradition. One of us has to go.
－死哪一个? －他们只需要一个男丁 －Which one? －Well, they only need one boy.
－他的眼睛像我爸爸 －把他嘴里的东西拿掉 －He has my father's eyes. －Gomez, take those out of his mouth.
久旱逢甘露,我们终于添丁了!BB... A baby in the house. It's about time. Hey, kiddo.
你看到吗? Did you see that?
他真是个小灵精 He's a real devil.
BB重十磅,炮弹重廿磅 Pugsley, the baby weighs 10 pounds. The cannonball weighs 20 pounds.
－哪个会先着地? －太深,未学到 －Which will hit the stone walkway first? －I'm still on fractions.
－你猜? －炮弹 －Which do you think? －The cannonball?
很好,但哪一个会弹起? Very good. But which one will bounce?
－BB? －看来只有实验来证明 －The baby? －There's only one way to find out.
准备 Ready?
1,2,3 One, two, three!
－多美丽的夜色! －是下雨吧? －What a glorious evening. －Rain.
－宝贝! －天哪 －Cara mia. －Oh, dear.
孩子们,你们为何痛恨BB? Children,why do you hate the baby?
没有,只不过想跟他玩 We don't hate him. We just want to play with him.
特别是玩他的小脑袋 Especially his head.
是否觉得我们爱BB胜过爱你们? Children,do you think we love the baby more than we love you?
－是 －是 －Yes. －Yes.
是否以为添新丁,旧的要死? Do you think when a new baby arrives,one of the other child has to die?
－是 －是 －Yes. －Yes.
没有这回事,不再是了 Well,that's just not true. Not any more.
只是子辈间的争宠而已 It's just sibling rivalry.
歌麦士,记得我们小时候吗? Gomez, do you remember what we were like?
－我憎死你 －我鄙视你 －I hated you!－I despised you.
我曾掐到他失去知觉,最后要急救 I choked him till he lost consciousness and had to be put on a respirator.
我曾绑他在树上,拔他四颗大牙 I tied him to a tree and pulled out four of his permanent teeth.
我趁他熟睡时,撬开他的天灵盖 When he was asleep, I opened his skull
帮他的脑袋搬家 and removed his brains.
有这回事? You did?
好兄弟! A brother!
好手足! Brother!
小朋友...你们明白了吗? Children, you see?
古怪男人,女士避之则吉
共和国人民的公敌都要处死 Death! Death to the enemies of the people of the republic.
万岁!公义得伸张! Hoorah! Justice is served.
押犯人上来 Bring forward the evil one.
你出卖了法国人民,你正妖精 You have betrayed the people of France. You are evil incarnate.
－认罪不认罪? －认罪 －How do you plead? －Guilty.
犯人自认有罪,判处死刑! Guilty, by her own admission. The sentence is death.
刽子手,押她上刑台 Executioner,place her on the block.
1,2... One, two...
－小朋友,你们做什么? －玩! －Children, what are you doing in there? －Playing!
3 Three!
为共和国悲哀! Woe to the republic.
你看你! Look at you.
午夜,月光,被死人围着 Midnight, moonlight, surrounded by death.
已经很久了 It's been too long.
－动手! －抓紧他 －Do it. －Hold it still!
你失手了! You missed!
－来,接住! －我不要他 －Here, catch! －I don't want him.
一间房子,三个儿女,无数窗户 One house,three children. So many windows.
我担心的是你,他们的争宠使你郁闷 My darling, it's you I'm worried about, the stress, all this squabbling.
我没事,要像现代女性,应付这一切 Oh, I'll be fine. I'm just like any modern woman,trying to have it all.
爱丈夫,爱家庭 loving husband, a family.
我只希望有多点时间... It's just I wish I had more time to
去物色黑暗势力,加入地狱大军 seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade,
－仅此而已 －你一定会做得来 －That's all. －You can! You shall! So it must be!
但怎样做? But how?
小朋友,我是新保姆... Children,as your new nanny,
我们对环境都很关心 I know that we're all concerned about the environment,
所以,今早我们讨论预防山火 so this morning, let's discuss how to prevent forest fires.
预防山火? Prevent them?
好,小朋友,够了 All right, children, I've had it up to here.
你只需答我一个简单的问题 Now you just answer one simple question.
BB在哪? Where is that baby?
你指哪部分? Which part?
小朋友,我是布偶波莉 Hello, kiddies! I'm Polly the puppet.
我们今日做什么好呢? What shall we do today?
不如打扫房间! I know. Let's all clean our rooms.
我愿意清洁房间...代价是要摄你的魂 Hello, Polly. I'll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul.
爱登士公馆? Hi. Addams residence?
很古老 Ooh, it's old.
也很大 And big.
卢治? Lurch.
我是荐人馆派来的谢黛碧 Hi! Hi. I'm Debbie Jellinsky from the agency.
荐人馆? 但他们说找不到人选 The agency? But they claimed no one else was available.
还建议我雇杜宾犬算了 They suggested a Doberman.
那很意外吧,正好我不在 Surprise! I've been out of town.
－你是妈咪? －我是爱登士太太 －Are you the mum? －I'm Mrs Addams.
我喜欢你的裙子,超贴身 I love your dress. It's so tight.
过奖 Thank you.
歌麦士,我们找到新保姆了 Gomez. I believe we may have a new nanny...
－谢小姐 －叫我黛碧 －Miss Jellinsky. －Deb.
－他是情场杀手? －罪名不成立 －Isn't he a ladykiller? －Acquitted.
我有荐书,证明我不是杀人狂 I can show you all my references so you'll know I'm not a homicidal maniac.
－你当然不是 －你太嫩了 －Of course you're not.－You're too young.
欢迎你,这里有钟楼、沼泽,楼下还有地牢 Welcome to our home. There's a belfry,a swamp, and a dungeon down below.
－有线电视? －当然有 －Cable?－Of course.
黛碧... Debbie.
就是照顾那位小朋友? Oh, is that the little critter?
不,这是我们的宝宝 Oh, no. This is our baby.
他真趣致,名字呢? He's adorable. He's perfect. What's his name?
真痛苦,翻遍藏书,尽是普通的名字 It was agony. We went through all the book, all the usual baby names...
撒旦 Lucifer...
－墨索里尼 －毛泽东 －Benito... －Mao.
我们最后恢复理智 And then we came to our senses. Something simple.
－找到一个孩子适用的名字 －朝勃 －Something a child could live with... －Pubert.
朝勃 Pubert...
我喜欢,别有含意啊 I like it. It's filthy.
－我帮你? －你的裙子是否易燃? －May I? －Your dress,is it flammable?
打过麻疹、腮腺炎和疯狗症针吗? You've had your shots? Measles, mumps, rabies?
我最喜欢BB仔 Oh, I just adore little babies!
我一见就想抱到他们没气透 I just want to grab them and squeeze them till there's not a breath left in their tiny little bodies.
朝勃,我爱你! Hello, Pubert. I love you.
这是新保姆谢小姐 Children, this is Miss Jellinsky,our new nanny.
－你们应怎样说? －害怕,非常害怕 －What do we say? －Be afraid.Be very afraid.
看,你们和BB关在这老屋里 Look at you, all cooped up in this house with the new baby.
－不好过,是吗? －是! －That's not easy,is it? －No.
你俩必想过,只得你们两个就好了 Why, I bet sometimes you wish it was still just the two of you.
一个更妙 Or less.
别担心,船到桥头自然直 Well, don't you worry. Everything's going to be just fine.
我爱他们! I love them.
阿手,不要这样 Thing... stop that.
他喜欢你! He likes you.
我会视他为我的手 I'm good with my hands.
好一个幸福家庭! What a wonderful family!
但有一个成员,我还未认识 Although there's one fella I haven't met yet.
先生,你好! Hi there, mister.
－是你侄儿? －是兄弟 －Your nephew? －My brother.
－不! －肥达,出来!他很害羞 －No! －Fester,come out here. He's very shy.
这位是谢小姐,新保姆 Fester, this is Miss Jellinsky,our new nanny.
肥达 Hello, Fester.
这些爱登士男人哪里找来? These Addams men, where do you find them?
潮湿沮丧之地 It has to be damp.
我迫不及待,明早就上班 I can't wait. I'll start first thing tomorrow.
不如就今晚? Why not tonight?
－晚安,黛碧 －晚安 －Good night, Debbie. －Good night.
需要什么只管尖叫 Scream if you need anything.
－我们算是聘用了谢小姐? －她质数很高 －So we've hired Miss Jellinsky. －She's a gem, don't you think?
十全十美 She's perfect!
肥达,我真有福气 Oh, Fester, I'm such a lucky man.
希望一天,你也会享受育儿乐趣 I hope that someday you'll know the indescribable joy of having children
又可花钱请人带大他们 and of paying someone else to raise them.
－但岂不是我先要结婚? －但你还是小 －But first wouldn't I have to get married? －But you're just a boy.
别急,你会遇上心仪的人 There's plenty of time. You'll meet someone, someone very special,
－一位不会指责你的人 －这样我喜欢 －someone who won't press charges. －Oh, I'd like that.
你这混蛋 You rascal!
看看这是什么? Oh, and what's this?
－妈 －妈 －Mom. －Mom.
"美国最核突的奇案"
今晚"美国最核突的奇案"节目中 Tonight on America's Most Disgusting Unsolved Crimes,
我们将研究乌苏拉、 we investigate the case of Ursula...
卡门 Carmen...
和娜甸的案件 and Nadine.
三个不同的人,共同嗜好是 Three very different women with one thing in common:
谋杀亲夫 murder!
她们其实是同一人,警方称其"黑寡妇" And they're all the same woman. She's known by the police as the Black Widow.
她做爱后谋杀亲夫 She mates, then she kills.
她专向富有的单身孤佬下手 She investigates wealthy men, finding the richest, loneliest bachelors,
赢取他们的信任和爱情,然后嫁给他们 gaining their trust and their love, and finally,she marries them.
在新婚之夜,杀害他们 Then, on the wedding night, she kills them.
布置成意外死亡,下葬后她卷款潜逃 The deaths appear accidental. After the funeral, she disappears, cash in hand,
但她支出很大,所以要经常做案 but the money never lasts. And soon the Black Widow is hungry again,
她求财若渴,也擅于伪装 hungry for cash, hungry for love. A mistress of disguise,
几年来,她一直逍遥法外 she's eluded the authorities for years.
她又以啥身分出现?谁是下一个短命种? Who is she, and what seemingly innocent pose will she next assume?
我们只能说:单身贵族,当心! All we can say is... bachelors, beware.
我们今早会外出 We'll be going out for most of the morning.
这是警局、消防局和殓房的号码 All the important numbers －police, fire department,morgue.
肥达,一道走! Fester, come along.
肥达,拜拜! Goodbye, Fester.
跟黛碧道别! Say goodbye to Debbie.
玩得开心点 Have fun!
肥达爱登士,天哪... Fester Addams. My, my.
股票,债券,地契,金砖 Stocks and bonds... deeds... gold bullion.
国库券,退休帐户... Treasury bills... IRAs.
真是间古老怪旦的大屋 What a strange old house.
还阴风阵阵,不适宜养孩子 So drafty. It's really no place for children.
绝对不适宜 No place at all.
小鬼,你别动 Hold still, you little brat!
他不是小鬼 He's not a brat.
当然不是,他是可爱的BB Of course not. He's an adorable little baby.
好,说到我痛处 Fine. Rub it in.
我们准备带他去散步 We're getting him all ready for a nice little walk.
－你也来吗? －你真是保姆? －Would you like to come? －Are you really a nanny?
－这算什么问题? －你为何来这里? －What a question! －Why did you come here?
来照顾你们 Why, to take care of you...
你们一家 all of you.
特别是我叔叔? Especially my uncle?
我本不该跟你们讲,我发誓保密 I shouldn't be telling you this. They swore me to secrecy,
这些小可爱 The little angels,
他们很想去,整个早上都在谈 but they want to go. It's all they talked about all morning.
只是不敢问你们 They're just afraid to ask you.
怕你们说他们不爱父母了 They're afraid you'll think that they don't love you.
可怜的孩子,多奇怪的请求 The poor things. It's a bizarre request.
－简直毛骨耸然 －他们立定主意了 －It's horrifying. －They have their hearts set on it.
但你们这么好,我想你们应该知道 I knew you'd want to know as concerned, caring parents.
－我们怎办? －怎能拒绝? －Oh, Gomez,what shall we do? －How can we say no?
也别跟他们提,顺他们意便是了 Don't even mention it to them. Just do it!
问起他们一定不承认,但他们真想去 I'm sure they'll deny everything, but they want to go,
神佑他们 God love them.
－夏令营! －夏令营! －Summer camp.－Summer camp.
芝必华夏令营,多有趣! Camp Chippewa. How charming.
－芝必华是什么 －是印第安语 －What's a Chippewa? －It's an old Indian word.
意思是孤儿 It means "orphan".
空气清新,松香阵阵 Fresh air... the scent of pine.
温斯黛,你看其他小朋友 Wednesday, look at all the other children.
看他们的雀斑、眼睛和友善笑容 their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles.
去解救他们 Help them.
我是雅蔓迪,你干嘛这身打扮? Hi. I'm Amanda Buckman. Why are you dressed like that?
－怎么啦? －像去送殡 －Like what? －Like you're going to a funeral.
－为何穿成像有人死了般? －我在等着 －Why are you dressed like somebody died? －Wait.
我是布先生,这地方不错嘛? Hi. Don Buckman. Isn't this place something else?
－别树一帜 －真的? －Very exclusive. －Really?
没错,这地方只收天才儿童 Oh,yeah! A kid has to be extra special to get in here. Gifted, exceptional.
雅蔓迪连跳两班,你儿子呢? Our Amanda's already skipped two grades. How about your boy?
实习 Probation.
我们都喜欢芝必华 We just love Chippewa.
雅蔓迪张口闭嘴都谈芝必华 Amanda couldn't wait. It's all she talked about.
她还准备了一系列行头,这位小千金呢? She's got a whole new wardrobe. And this little lady?
温斯黛这年纪的女孩,只有一个念头 Wednesday's at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
－想约男生? －想杀人! －Boys? －Homicide.
大家听着! Attention! Hey! Listen up,everybody.
－我是关加利 －我是关马贝琦 －I'm Gary Granger! －And I'm Becky Martin－Granger.
我们是芝必华营的业主和主管 We're the owners and directors here at Camp Chippewa,
全美资优少年森林特权营区 America's foremost facility for... privileged young adults.
我们来这儿学习、成长和寻开心 And we're all here to learn, to grow, and to just plain have fun!
所谓特权,不外乎玩耍 'Cause that's what being privileged is all about.
柏菲 Buffy!
你好吗? How are you?
不错,你呢? I'm fine.How are you?
你好吗? How are you doing?
－妈,我不喜欢这地方 －住口,你很脏 －Mum, I don't like it here. －Stop it. Do you know how dirty you are?
－蕙玛,你别再骂他 －我透不到气 －Please leave him alone. －I can't breathe.
－站直,面带笑容 －难怪他整日生病 －Stand up straight,please.And smile. －This is why he's always sick.
－你别跟我吵这事 －问题出在这里 －Don't start with me on that. －This is it.
不是敏感,是你害的! You did this. This has nothing to do with allergies.
能透气吗? Can you breathe?
站直! Stand up straight.Stand up straight.
舞会的来宾都望着灰姑娘 "Everyone at the ball turned and stared at Cinderella.
大家都问:那美丽的女孩是谁 "'Who is that beautiful woman?' everyone asked.
连王子也留意到她 "Even Prince Charming noticed the new arrival.
他问灰姑娘:你是? "'Who are you?' he asked Cinderella.
她答:我是灰姑娘 "'My name is Cinderella,' she said to the Prince.
还有,那大酒钵旁的是谁? "Could you tell me, who is that man over by the punch bowl?'
是个引人入胜的男人 "that fascinating man,
是所剩无几的世俗汉子 "that oddly sensual man,
是教我以身相许的男人 "that man who makes me quiver under my bodice,
是个秃头男子 that bald man?"
－她令我疯狂! －谁? －She's driving me wild! －Who?
黛碧 Debbie!
黛碧,即使念到名宇...也很美好吧? Even the sound of her name... Debbie. Isn't it beautiful?
令我想起化学品 She makes me think of vinyl. Chemicals!
真的?这一刻终于来临? Truly, Fester, has it finally happened,at long last?
大概是!多年来我看你和蒙达丝恩爱 I don't know. I think so. All these years I've watched you and Morticia
从窗外、门缝和匙孔偷看 through windows, doorways, keyholes.
我高兴,但又嫉妒 I've been so happy for you, but I have to confess I've been jealous, too.
我梦想,将来也找到意中人 I've dreamed that sometime there might be someone for me.
你有阿手作伴 －我知道 －There's Thing. －I know, I know.
但我要更多,要有手,有脚,有臂弯的 But I want more. Legs, elbows, a head...
两只脚? Two legs?
你该不该请黛碧吃晚饭? Dare I ask Debbie to dinner?
她不答应怎办?答应又怎办? What if she says no? What if she says yes?
我若请她,你和蒙达丝会来吗? Gomez,if I asked her, would you come, you and Morticia?
当然会来! Of course.
救生训练! 各位游泳高手 Life－saving! I know we're all top－notch swimmers.
现在要看大家的身手,并去争取这些证书 but now we get to show our stuff and earn those certificates.
谁要做第一对? Hey, how about our first little pair of life－saving buddies?
雅蔓迪...温斯黛? Amanda, Wednesday.
－你穿的是泳装? －你那件被狗啃了? －Is that your bathing suit? －Is that your overbite?
你们一个扮遇溺,另一个做救生 Now one of you will be the drowning victim. And the other gets to be our life－saver.
－我扮遇害者 －你这辈子都是 －I'll be the victim. －All your life.
－将来我要当演员 －好! －I'm going to be an actress. －Brava!
你游出几码后开始遇溺 Now Amanda, jump in,swim out a few yards, and start drowning.
救命!救命!我快淹死了 Help me! Help me! I'm drowning!
救命,我就死了 Help me! I'm dying!
我不会游泳 I can't swim.
最爱这小酒馆,我们光顾这地方多年了 It's our favorite bistro. We've been coming here for years.
－当然,它装修过 －情调真好 －Of course,it has been redone. －Oh, it's just... lovely.
肥达,是吗? Isn't it, Fester?
肥达? Fester.
这是法国的奇异风俗,分享吃剩的面包 It's a quaint French custom, sharing half－eaten bread.
肥达在外多年,有欧陆作风 Fester is truly continental. He spent many years abroad.
－他懂十二国语言 －看得出 －He speaks 12 languages fluently. －I could tell.
我看他一眼,便知道他来自欧洲 When I first saw him, I thought he was from Europe.
－真的? －真的 －You did? －It's true.
但我洗了澡 But I took a bath.
肥达真的很好,只是极度怕羞 Fester's really a wonderful man. He's just terribly shy.
是吗? 我看不出,他到底喜不喜欢我? Really? I just can't tell does he like me at all?
当然喜欢,他喜欢到呕 Of course he does. He vomited.
那倒是,他见到意中人都这样? That's true. Does he always do that with women he likes?
不,只是对你 Oh, no. Just you.
－你觉得她介意吗? －当然不会,她仰慕你 －Do you think she minded? －Of course not. She adores you.
我搞到一塌糊涂 I'm making such a mess of things.
歌麦士,你怎样做到的? Gomez, how do you do it?
我要怎做才像你? 我要怎样献殷勤? How can I be like you? How can I be suave?
向她示爱,欣赏她 Woo her, admire her,
让她觉得,她是人间绝色美女 make her feel like she's the most sublime creature on Earth.
没错,就这样? Yes. That's it?
我们补完妆回来了 We're back, noses powdered.
至臻完美 Perfection achieved.
我们是世上最幸福的兄弟,不配如此美眷 We are the luckiest brothers on Earth. We are unworthy of such splendour,
真是鲜花插在牛粪上 undeserving of such radiance.
对,我们该配钟无艳 Uh, that's right. We should have...ugly girls.
然后冤鬼说...,我会缠着你一世 And then the ghost said, "And I will haunt you forever."
温斯黛,要把鬼故事讲完 Wednesday, you have to continue the ghost story.
－这太小儿科了 －如果你没本事讲... －This is dumb. －Well, if you can't do it...
第二晚,鬼魂又回到鬼屋 And, so, the next night, the ghost returned to the haunted cabin,
他跟露营的人说: and he said to the campers,
你们不信我,就给点颜色你们看 "None of you really believe in me, so I have to prove my power."
翌日早,露营的人起床... And the next morning, when the campers woke up,
发现鼻子全都缩了入去 all of their old noses had grown back.
肥达,你一定很痛恨我 Oh, Fester, how you must hate me.
什么? What?
你是见惯大场面的公子哥儿 Here you are, a debonair man of the world.
－我一定闷死你了 －谁说的! －How I must bore you. －Oh, never.
在我们进一步发展之前 Fester, before we go any further, I have a confession,
我要坦白告诉你 something I must tell you.
我还是处女 I'm a virgin.
－你是处女? －是的 －You are? －Yes.
处女是什么? What's that?
从未经历过肉体之爱的人 It－It's someone who's never experienced physical love.
你指跟另一个人 You mean,with another person.
那我也坦白告诉你,我们同病相怜! Then, Debbie, I have a confession to make, as well. I'm one, too.
－你?你? －不错 －You? You! －Yes.
以你的外表、魅力...,必惹来狂蜂浪蝶 But with your looks,your charm, women must follow you everywhere.
只是超市的侦探 Store detectives!
肥达,多年来我一直梦想... Oh, Fester, I always dreamed of
认识一个像你这样冰清玉洁的人 meeting someone untouched, someone pure, someone...just like you.
你终会认识他的 You'll meet him.
我也梦想... And－And I dreamed that when I met him,
我跟他会到新婚之夜 that we would wait until our wedding night
才互为对方献上最宝贵的初夜 to give ourselves to one another,
以作终极献祭 to make the ultimate sacrifice.
祭一只羊? A goat?
今日之前,我还以为是不可能的 Until now I thought it was impossible,
但肥达爱登士,我爱你! but, Fester Addams, I love you.
你爱我? You do?
请你坦白,你对我的感觉 Please, be brutally honest.I have to know how you feel about me.
我爱你,祟拜你 I love you. I worship you.
我愿意为你做任何事 I'd do anything for you.
我愿意付出 I'd pay.
－肥达! －黛碧! －Fester! －Debbie!
－你看他 －多安详 －Look at him. －So peaceful.
今晚我看着他们... This evening, as I watched Fester and Debbie,
我合掌祈祷 I kept my fingers crossed. I hoped...
－我期望! －让他们相爱 －I prayed. －Let them fall in love.
－等他们体会愉悦 －让他们彼此接纳 －Let them know happiness. －Let them adopt.
歌麦士!蒙达丝! Gomez! Morticia!
好消息!奇迹发生了! Great news! Something impossible, a miracle!
－是你的湿疹? －退了? －The rash? －It's gone?
我们订婚了! I'm engaged!
－那枚戒指 －是母亲的陪葬物 －That ring... －It was our mother's.She was buried with it.
派信!爱登士... Mail call. Addams.
巴利、布马尼、加路威... Barkley, Castleman, Calloway, Dexter, Donman, Edwards,
伊云士、芬尼、菲沙、格雷... Evans, Finley, Fisher, Framingham...
－噢,弊! －什么事? －Oh, no! －What is it?
－这不能说! －有坏消息? －This is unspeakable. －Is something wrong? Bad news?
这是人类有史以来最大的悲剧 This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of human events.
肥达叔叔要结婚了 Uncle Fester is getting married.
结婚!那是喜事! A wedding? But that's great news.
－跟谁? －保姆 －To whom? －The nanny.
快离开这里,我宁愿死掉 Get out of the cabin! I mean, I'd kill myself. The help?
我想她很贤良淑德 I'm sure she's a very nice lady.
实在令人恶心! I think that's disgusting!
他们全家都像实验怪胎 Their whole family's like some weird medical experiment.
我觉得他们像马戏班 I think they're like circus people.
－你说什么? －集合!拥抱 －What did you say? －Campers. Group hug.
温斯黛 Wednesday.
普斯利 Pugsley.
－拥抱会伤害你们吗? －我们不拥抱的 －Will a hug hurt us? －We don't hug.
他们害羞 Oh, they're just shy.
－我们不害羞 －我们有传染病 －We're not shy. －We're contagious.
我感觉到有点不和谐,不合"芝必华露营"精神 I'm sensing some friction here, something not quite Chippewa.
但不要紧,只要有朋友、欢乐 Hey, no problem－o. All they need are good friends, good fun,
加上在"和谐小屋"里待一阵 and a little time in the Harmony Hut.
－要关多久? －至我们发癫为止 －How long do we have to stay in here? －Until we crack.
好好享受 Have fun.
－你做错什么事? －我不肯骑马 －What are you in for? －I wouldn't go horseback－riding.
－就这样? －我也不肯造鸟窝 －That's all? －And I wouldn't make a birdhouse.
－为什么? －我只想看书 －Why not? －I just wanted to read.
没商量,四眼仔 Not on my time, four－eyes.
"米高积逊救世人"
－快来! －我来了! －Hurry up! －I'm coming.
－等等,是谁? －小心破伤风! －Wait. Who's there? －Be careful. Tetanus.
我看见他们偷走 There they are! I saw them sneak out.
小朋友,你们做什么? Children, what do you think you're doing?
我们要回家,这事关重大 We have to see our family. It's very important.
比过一个愉快的夏天,比交朋结友更重要? More important than summer of fun? More important than making new friends?
比分享更重要? More important than sharing?
祈祖儿,想不到你也这样 Joel Glicker, I'm surprised at you.
我得离开这儿,我有过敏 I have to get out of here. I have allergies.
对什么过敏? 阳光、弓箭,手工艺? Oh, you're allergic? To sunshine,archery, and crafts?
－对 －我认为他们该受惩罚 －Yes. －I think they should be punished.
惩罚!惩罚!惩罚! Punished! Punished! Punished!
不,我们目的不是惩罚,而是启发别人 No, no! We are not here to punish. We are here to inspire.
你知这三位忍者小朋友需要什么? Campers, do you know what our little ninja friends here need?
是什么可改变他们,纳入正轨? Do you know what just might turn their sad and potentially wasted their little lives right on around?
什么? What?
穷吧啦,主啊,穷吧啦... Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya
主啊,穷吧啦... O Lord, kumbaya
黛碧,你每个都认识了? Now, Debbie,have you met everyone?
－蒙达丝! －玛嘉烈 －Morticia! －Margaret.
－玛嘉烈,这位是准新娘 －欢迎加入我们家族 －Margaret, this is our bride－to－be. －Welcome to our family.
对我来说,成为爱登士族,意义非凡 I can't tell you what it's meant to me joining the Addams clan.
－你见过我丈夫阿野表哥没有? －阿野表哥? －Have you met my husband, Cousin ltt? －Cousin ltt?
我们非常快乐,小朝勃出世之时 We've been so happy, and, just as little Pubert arrived,
我们也添了丁 we were blessed with our own little bundle of joy.
－什么? －我没说话 －What? －Oh, I didn't say anything.
BB的花名就是叫"什么" No, that's the baby's nickname－"What"
－产科医生起的 －他惊呆了吧? －From the obstetrician. －Isn't he precious?
有人出价要买 We've had offers.
"他是天字第一号大好人...大家都知道" For he's a jolly good fellow which nobody can deny
你们真好人,真够朋友 You guys are the best bunch of friends a fella could hope for.
好热闹的派对 What a party!
现在上蛋糕! And now for the piece de resistance.
看! Ta－da!
看看! Ta－da!
可怜的女孩 That poor girl.
劳治,连她一起烤熟了吗? Lurch, was she in there before you baked?
世事弄人! C'est la vie!
－你真的过敏? －所有东西都过敏 －Are you really allergic? －To almost everything.
我不相信 No, you're not.
是真的,不能吃乳品 Am, too. I can't have dairy products
穿毛衣,或喝加氟的水 or wear wool or drink fluoridated water.
我妈用柔顺剂的话 Do you know what happens if my mom uses a fabric softener?
－会怎样? －会死 －What? －I die.
－你在哪? －这儿 －Where are you? －Over here.
－哪儿? －骷髅骨旁 －Where? －By the skeleton.
我在猪扒里找到你的字条 I got your message inside my cutlet.
－我要问你一件事 －什么? －I need to ask you something. －What?
你相信魔鬼吗? Do you believe in the existence of evil?
你见过我妈吗? Well, did you meet my mom?
我的肥达叔叔要跟这个穿白制服的女人结婚 My Uncle Fester's about to get married to this woman in a white uniform.
－是放射医师? －是保姆 －A radiologist? －A nanny.
但我要去婚礼,我有通行证,你想来吗? I have to go to the wedding. I have a pass. Do you want to come?
像去拍拖? You mean like... on a date?
－不 －我很乐意去! －No. －I'd love to.
我,肥达爱登士 I, Fester Addams,
谨此表明我无尽之爱 do hereby declare my unending love.
我将永远祟拜你 I will worship you forever.
我将无时无刻,尽心尽力令你快乐 I will devote... my every waking moment to your happiness alone.
此后我将成为你不二之仆 Henceforth,I am your eternal and humble slave.
很好! Nice.
我也一样 Ditto.
你们将会幸福美满 You're going to have a wonderful life together.
是的,我会 Yes, I am.
来,看谁会是下一任新娘 Come, darling, let's see who's the next happy bride.
这儿,黛碧 Here, Debbie!
－给我! －给我! －To me!－Me!
是我的! Oh, I have it!
－不,是我的! －是我的! －No! I have it!－It's mine!
－现在你得结婚了 －这不算! －Now you have to get married. －It's not binding.
算 Tramp.
－拜! －恭喜! －Bye!－Congratulations!
－恭喜! －一路顺风! －Congratulations!－Bon voyage!
想夏威夷蜜月过得愉快 The key ingredient to a successful Hawaiian honeymoon
最重要是浪漫音乐 is romantic music.
我从"时代专刊",订了录音带 I ordered this cassette from Time－Life.
有五千首最浪漫的情歌 5,000 of the World's Most Romantic Melodies.
好极,这首叫什么曲? It's superb. What do you call this?
438号曲 Number 438.
－你喜欢浪漫的生活吗? －到目前还喜欢 －So... do you like romantic living? －I do, so far.
我喜欢过浪漫生活 I love romantic living.
－肥达,你有多爱我? －全心全意 －Oh, Fester, how much do you love me? －With all my soul.
－你愿意为我做任何事? －愿意! －Would you do anything for me? －Anything.
－愿意为我死? －愿意! －Would you die for me? －Yes!
此话当真? Promise?
冤气? Pumpkin?
冤家 Muffin.
我知道你紧张,我也是 Darling, I know you're nervous. So am I.
我不是紧张,我是生气 I'm not nervous. I'm upset.
因为浴缸? Because of the bathtub?
－那是意外 －我知道 －Th－Th－That was an accident. －I know.
－但我没事 －我知道 －I'm fine. －I know.
别再想了 Don't give it another thought.
别害怕,对我来说,也是新经验 Don't be frightened. This is as new to me as it is to you.
－你真没做过爱? －从未试过 －Have you really never had sex'? －Never.
你怎么知道现在不是? Then how do you know we're not having it right now?
我们学大哥大嫂那样,把这里当作我的卧房 We'll be just like Gomez and Morticia. Pretend we're at home in my room－
奶奶在走廊,卢治在门外 Granny down the hallway, Lurch by the door.
－老天爷 －怎么回事?你想怎样? －Oh, my God. －Please, what is it? What do you need?
只要你,我的最爱! Only you, my dearest.
真的? Really?
肥达,我准备好了 Fester, I'm ready.
－注意一件事... －歌麦士教我,不要傻笑 －Just one thing...－Gomez told me. No giggling.
－还有... －不要布偶 －And? －No hand puppets.
－还有... －什么? －And...－What?
做爱后,你不可再见你亲人 after we've made love, you can never see your family again.
－什么? －否则我永远不会有快感 －What? －Otherwise, I could never really enjoy myself.
我无法完全献身给你 I could never give myself completely.
除非我不再见我的家人? Unless I never see my family again?
对,若我们生活中有他们 Yes. If I picture them in our lives,
便不能达到...,你明白吗? I could never achieve...you know.
－永远不见? －你不爱我吗? －Never'? －Don't you love me?
－我当然爱你 －你想要我吗? －Of course. －Don't you want me?
想 Yes.
永远不见 Never.
大只佬! Stud.
奇怪,怎会没肥达和黛碧消息 It's so odd that we haven't heard from Fester and Debbie.
快一星期了,是吗?小东西 It's been almost a week.Hasn't it, little fellow?
看他,婚礼上太开心了 Look at him. Too much fun at that reception.
食奶奶 Hair of the pup.
－雅蔓迪,做得很好 －过奖 －Excellent, Amanda! －Thank you.
下一位 Next!
"亲爱的温斯黛和普斯利..." "Dear Wednesday and Pugsley,
我爱你们,但不能再见面" "I love you dearly, but I can never see you again."
祈祖儿,到你! Glicker, go!
不错 Good try!
"等你长大,感到孤独时便会明白" "When you are grown－up and very lonely, you'll understand.
"爱你们的肥达叔叔" Love, Uncle Fester."
他死定了! He's a dead man.
开始! Go!
－是只北美秃鹰! －它们不是绝了种吗? －It's an American bald eagle! －But aren't they extinct?
现在是了 They are now.
－爱登士太太? －是 －Mrs. Addams. －Yes?
－灵车到了,尸体呢? －就在那边 －Your hearse. Where is the body? －He's right there.
－但他还在生 －这还用说 －But he's alive. －Tell me about it!
－我们也许会相处一阵 －相处一世,心肝 －Fester, we may be together for a while... －All our lives,cara mia.
－什么? －宝贝 －What? －Mon cher.
－听不懂 －冤气? －Speak English. －Pumpkin?
要我跟你一同亮相,要作出改变 If I have to be seen with you,we need to make some changes.
改变? Changes?
黛碧一号
当心,这是古典书架 Be careful. It's a credenza!
都是杂志推介的名贵物品 These are beautiful things. They're from catalogues.
肥达,过来 Fester,get over here!
－很痒!－痂未脱落别搔 －It itches. －Don't touch it,not until the scab falls off.
这些衣服合我穿? Pumpkin, do you think these clothes are really me?
当然不合适,但这不重要 Of course not.That's the point.
太太,这东西放哪儿? Where do you want this?
二楼睡房,小心点! The second floor boudoir. Be careful.
－我是她丈夫 －肥达! －I'm her husband. －Fester!
－吻我 －给我廿块 －Give me a kiss. －Give me a 20.
小心!这是安妮皇后的古董水晶灯 Watch it! That's a Queen Anne chandelier!
"夏威夷很好,希望你们在此" "Hawaii is wonderful. I wish you were here,
"我再也不能见你们" "and I can never see you again!
"附注,黛碧问候两位" P.S. Debbie says hi."
不解!数周来音讯全无,然后来这样的信 I don't understand. For weeks, not a word, and now this!
上床吧,他不是来真的 Darling, come to bed. He can't be serious.
我得罪他了吗? 他为何看不起我? Have I done something,said something? Why does my brother despise me?
－他敬爱你 －我愿为他做一切事 －He adores you. －I'd do anything for him.
他要我的双眼,我也会挖给他 At his request, I would rip out my eyes!
他只要出声... At his command,
我愿意赴汤蹈火,万死不辞 I would crawl on my belly through hot coals and broken glass.
－何必干等呢? －肥达是否疯了? －Why wait? －Has Fester gone mad?
这只是一时情迷... This is all just some sort of phase.
蜜月后遗症,这很正常 Post－honeymoon malaise. It's very common.
－你记得我们的蜜月吗? －在那豪华客轮上 －Do you remember our honeymoon? －That glorious cruise.
－一丝不挂 －百无禁忌 －No quarrels. －No cares.
无一幸免 No survivors.
心肝宝贝 Cara mia.
多年之后,你对我还有情欲吗? So... you still desire me after all these years?
－记得那铁球和锁链? －永远记得! －The old ball and chain. －Forever!
我去拿 I'll get them.
同学们,离大会只剩两周,明白吗? Heads up, campers. The jamboree's only two weeks away. And you know what that means－
－要清洗宿舍... －做泥公仔 －Clean cabins. －Creating with clay.
还有独木舟,独木舟,独木舟 And canoes, canoes, canoes!
我们最好快去!因为很好玩 So we better get cracking, huh? Cause it's gonna be won!
看,我收集的 Look at this.I've got them.
"连环凶案杀人狂" Schizos and Serial Killers.
几乎是全套 I have almost the whole series.
我只缺"开膛手杰克"和"星座杀手" I'm only missing Jack the Ripper and that Zodiac guy.
看,黑寡妇 But look. "The Black Widow."
可能是黛碧 It might be Debbie.
至少三个有钱丈夫都死了 At least three rich husbands... all dead.
－我跟你交换 －用什么交换? －I'll trade you. －For what?
"人头天妇罗" Amy Fischer.
每年都有特别演出,来结束夏令营 Each year, we conclude our summer with a very special presentation.
－音乐和歌词均出自...－关加利手笔 －Book, music and lyrics by... －Gary Granger!
但今年更是别出心栽: And this year, the old bean has come up with something pretty exciting.
以演话剧来庆祝感恩节 My own personal salute to the first Thanksgiving.
经过审慎周长的考虑 Now, we have thought long and hard about choosing just the right little actress
女主角梅莎拉... for the leading role of Sarah Miller,
一位美丽善良的清教徒... our beautiful and kindly pilgrim lady,
我们选择了由... and we have selected...
－雅蔓迪饰演 －我? －Amanda Buckman! －Me?
饰演她闺中好友的有... And in the roles of her pilgrim pals－
莉莉、珍妮花、米茵、米雪尔等等 Lily, Jennifer, Tiffany, Missy, Michelle, and Melissa!
当然,不可能人人都做主角 But, of course, not everyone can be a star.
可爱的印第安人,则有... Let's not forget our cheery little Chippewas
莫迪卡、阿扬、艾斯达... Mordecai, Yang, Esther...
康季拉、艾云,和... um... Consuela, Irwin... and, um...
我始终不懂怎样读他的名宇 I'm still not sure just how to pronounce this.
－谢米... －谢莫 －Jamil... Jama... －Jamal.
随便! Whatever.
而饰演他们的首领... And as their leader in the secondary
一个有血有泪的角色... but still compellingly written role of Pocahontas,
大家猜由谁饰演? guess who we have in mind?
是我们的黑发叛逆女 Our own little brunette outcast－
温斯黛爱登士 Wednesday Addams!
我们找黛碧和肥达 We want to see Debbie and Fester.
黛碧小姐! Miss Debbie!
是狄波拉! Debra!
歌麦士,这是哪里? Gomez... where are we?
似曾相识,对了,是地狱门 It looks familiar. Of course－the gates of hell.
－欢迎光临寒舍 －能见我兄弟吗? －Welcome to my home. －Might we see my brothel'?
不行,他不想见你们任何人,包括他 No. He doesn't want to see any of you or that.
－为什么? －因为他在恋爱 －Why not? －Because he's in love.
他快活过神仙 He's wrapped in a gossamer blanket of ecstasy,
－而且痛恨你们 －但为什么? －And he hates your guts －But why?
因为你们在他面前大秀恩爱 Because you've flaunted yourselves, your great love affair.
你们当他小孩,而我将他变成男人 You kept him a child. I've made him a man.
－我要听他亲口说 －他没空 －Let me hear this from his own lips. －His lips are busy.
－你要跟这些人谈吗? －黛碧... －You want to talk to these people? －Debbie...
－不要,走开! －那不像是我兄弟 －No. Go away! －That is not my brother!
－抱歉! －你奴役他 －Sorry. －You have enslaved him.
你以性爱迷惑他 You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell.
这点我很敬佩,但请让我们见他一面 I respect that. But, please, may we see him?
－别痴心妄想 －你太过分 －Don't even think about it. －You have gone too far.
你跟他结婚,洗他脑 You have married Fester. You have destroyed his spirit.
抢走他,离间他和我们,这一切可以原谅 You have taken him from us. All that I could forgive.
－但黛碧... －什么事? －But, Debbie... －What?
藉此敛财? Pastels?
滚出我家! Get out of my house! Hit the road!
敢在这一带露面 And if you ever show your faces around here again,
我会锁你们进监牢 I'll have you locked up for trying to visit.
－对吗,肥仔? －对! －Right, Fessie? －Right!
乌呢单都,呼呢呼噜! Luxor, nexor,burst, and burn!
－她做什么? －诅咒你,祝好 －What is she doing? －Just a curse. Have a nice day.
我要申冤,有人嫁给我兄弟 I demand justice! Someone has married my brother.
－不行! －她带他到夏威夷 －No! －She took him to Hawaii.
然后住进豪华大宅,整天做爱 They have moved into a large, expensive home where they make love constantly.
－我最怕这种事 －立刻捉拿归案 －I hate it when that happens. －Arrest her without delay.
抓谁? Who?
黛碧,我嫂子,夏威夷之妖女 Debbie. My brother's wife, the temptress of Waikiki.
你是谁?干什么的?谁放你出来? Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock?
你要马上出拘捕令 Officer,you must issue a subpoena.
－我相信他们有... －不要说! －I believe they own... －Gomez, no!
－一辆别克 －请你们马上安静离开 －...A Buick! －Just leave.Leave quietly. Leave now.
不然我叫伶伶马戏团来 Don't make me call Ringling Brothers.
世人都疯了? Has the planet gone mad?
兄弟成为情欲的俘虏,我去申冤...被驳回 My brother... passion's hostage. I seek justice. Denied.
我不会屈服,我要对抗到底 I shall not submit. I shall conquer. I shall rise.
我歌麦士爱登士,阅妖魔鬼怪无数! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil!
见识过真正的恐怖! I have seen horror!
我曾见邪恶的蛆虫... I have seen the unholy maggots
在人的灵魂深处淫乱作乐 which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!
－都在夏令营里 －这一切我都见过 －They're at camp. －I have seen all this, officer.
但今日之前,我还未尝见到... But until today, I had never seen...
你这种人! you!
来人,拖他下去!押起来!关起来! Hook him, book him, cook him. Now!
下一位 Next in line.
我想换护照,短期内我会出国 Yes, I'd like to renew my passport, please. I'll be leaving the country very shortly.
－你独自一人? －对,我将成为寡妇 －Will you be travelling alone? －Yes. I'll be a widow.
火鸡节快乐! Happy, happy turkey day
饥饿痛苦一扫而空,只要听到善信讲 Hunger pains will go away when you hear the Pilgrims say
"火鸡节快乐" It's happy turkey day
印第安人也乐融融 Happy, happy turkey day Let's all eat the Indian way
在巴斯底,鳕鱼角过火鸡节 At Bastille and Cape Cod day on happy turkey day
雅蔓迪,你美丽极了 Look at you.Oh, Amanda, you look perfect!
你是最漂亮的清教徒 You're just the prettiest Pilgrim I've ever seen!
加利,你过来看看 Gar, come and take a look at this.
－我们在电话亭旁捉到他们 －我们致电联邦调查局 －Here they are! We caught them by the pay phone. －We were calling the FBI.
他们叔叔有难,我们去看看 Their uncle's in trouble. We're running for check.
你们耽误化妆了 And you're late for your fittings.
－我不要表演! －你不帮我实现梦想? －I don't want to be in the pageant. －Don't you wanna help me realize my vision?
你的作品幼稚,欠戏剧性 Your work is puerile and under－dramatized.
结构松散,角色不实际 You lack any sense of structure, character, or the Aristotelian unities.
小朋友,你的态度让我受不了 Young lady, I'm getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.
同学们,我有一个好主意 Everyone, campers! I have a wonderful idea.
温斯黛、普斯利和祈祖儿... Wednesday and Pugsley and young Mr. Glicker here,
一直未能领悟芝必华的精神 well, they have just never quite latched on to the Chippewa spirit,
他们没有朋友 Nor have some of their little comrades.
－惨吗? －惨! －Isn't that sad? －Yes!
－我们不喜欢这样吧? －不喜欢! －Don't we just hate that? －Yes!
－希望他们消失吗? －是! －Don't we wish they'd just die? －Yes!
但我们不想这样,我们要怎样对付他们? No, we don't. But you know what we'll do with them?
我们要立个榜样 We're going to make an example.
我们要给所有人知道 We are going to show that anyone,
不管他怎样怪,弱,肥... no matter how odd or pale or chubby,
都可以玩得很开心,那怕他们喜欢与否 can still have a darn good time. Whether they like it or not.
你想怎样? What are you going to do?
最佳的方法是小鹿斑比 Yes, indeedy, just the ticket. Bambi.
义犬拉茵 Lassie Come Home.
小美人鱼 The Little Mermaid.
－住手! －他只是个孩子 －Stop it. －He's only a child.
别担心,我们会离开的 Don't worry. We're getting out of here.
但这是迪士尼动画! But... it's Disney.
没错 Yes.
群山因乐声充满朝气 The hills are alive with the sound of music
这是群山合唱了千万年的歌声 With songs they have sung for a thousand years...
他们知道这不只是预感 And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
这一伙人必须成为一家人 That this group must somehow form a family
就这样我们成了布雷迪帮 That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch...
你一直在远处... you're always a day away!
晚安 Well... good evening.
－你有话对大家说吗? －有 －Is there anything you'd like to say to everyone? －Yes.
是什么呢? And just what might that be?
－我不够活泼 －一点不错 －I'm not perky. －That's for damn sure.
－但我想改变 －真的? －But I want to be. －You do?
我想开心笑、唱歌、跳舞 I want to smile and sing and dance
在加利的戏里饰演蓬吒吒 and be Pocahontas in Gary's vision.
你真的这样想? Oh, darling,do you really mean it?
－她漂亮吗? －吓死人! －Isn't she pretty? －She's scaring me!
－是 －是 －Oh, Gar. －Yeah.
退后!他病得很重 Stay back! He's very sick.
我的BB My baby!
咒语 Lumbar, dison... pox and thither,
咒语 curad, brattle, bone and brine!
咒语 Bone and brine!
他真够固执,这一套对猫有效 Well, he's stubborn. It works on cats.
－我们怎办? －是否没希望? －What are we going to do? －Is it hopeless?
－对了,第十八章"婴儿着魔" －他被鬼迷? －Here it is. "Chapter 18. Infant possessions." －He's possessed?
征象:外貌与性格改变 "Warning signs. severe alterations in appearance and personality.
这种变化会成为永久性 Such alterations can become permanent."
永久性?他的金卷发? Permanent? Those golden curls?
－红面颊? －那份笑容? －Those rosy cheeks? －That smile?
这些惊人巨变往往预兆... "These terrifying changes are most often the result of a troubled family life.
家族不合,分离... Separations..."
－分离!你是说... －肥达... －Separations! You mean... －Fester!
对了!BB知道这地方不妥 Bingo! This kid knows that something is not right around here.
肥达不回来,他便会有酒窝 Unless Fester comes back, we're talking dimples.
这里不容此事发生! Not in this house.
这情况可能持续多年,甚至永远 He could stay this way for years. Forever.
他将来会成为律师 He could become... a lawyer...
－我不要听! －牙医 －I won't listen! －An orthodontist...
妈,别再说了! Mama, stop!
做总统 President.
求求你,让我替他受罪吧! Please! I beg you! Take me!
每年夏天,我们都籍此庆祝美国史上一件大事 Each summer we take this occasion to celebrate a seminal event in American history.
今年我们要纪念,一个重要的日子 This year, we depict perhaps the most important day in our shared past－
第一个感恩节 the first Thanksgiving!
这天吃玉米,原住民叫包粟 A day for maize, the Native American word for corn,
丰盛的火鸡晚餐,还有...大家欢聚一堂 a terrific turkey dinner, and brotherhood!
于是,白肉...黑肉 So, white meat and dark meat,
(一只名叫"手足之情"火鸡) 都吃掉! take it away!
今日感恩节,吃我们吧 Eat us, hey, it's Thanksgiving Day
吃我们吧,我们是自助餐 Eat us, we make a nice buffet
我们死了,农人活了... We lost, so raise the farmer and
吃我们吧,我们死到直了 Eat us, 'cause we're good and dead
不论肤色,不论出身... White man or red man, from east, north and south
斩我们的脚,大啖放进口 Chop off our legs and put them in your mouth
－吃我! －牛油煎或BBQ －Eat me! －Sauteed or barbecued
－吃我! －曾经是宠物,现在是食物 －Eat me! －We once were pets, but now we're food
食野食味道,至紧要讲新鲜 We won't stay fresh for very long
有肉堪食应须食 So eat us before we finish this song
莫待无肉空唱歌 Eat us before we finish this song
多谢!是一个没天理的悲剧 Thank you. It was a senseless tragedy.
可人儿,我要出去一阵 Angel, I'm going out for just a minute.
我忘了买香槟 I forgot the champagne.
庆祝结婚三星期,我去买 Our three－week anniversary! I'll go.
不要!你已经够累了 No, no. You're working hard enough.
我把你的礼物放在桌上 I'll just put your present on the table.
不准偷看 Don't peek!
快说! 是什么? Oh, please, please! What is it?
－是...是绳子? －你永远猜不到 －Is it... string? －You never know!
－是玩具狗? －你耐心等吧 －Uh...is it a dog toy? －Just you wait.
－是炸弹! －什么? －It's a bomb. －What?!
我知道,等我过生日打开 I know. Wait for my birthday.
肥达,让我好好看一看你 Fester... let me look at you.
我想记着你现在的样子 I want to remember you just this way.
－什么意思? －福头,你会想我吗? －What do you mean? －Rich! Will you miss me?
但你不是马上回来吗? But you'll be right back,won't you?
当然! Of course.
我很高兴, I am so glad
邀请到芝必华族人来共享佳节大餐 we invited the Chippewas to join us for this holiday meal.
记着,这些野蛮人是人客 Remember, these savages are our guests.
不要为他们的奇风异俗,感到惊奇 We must not be surprised at any of their strange customs.
毕竟他们没我们有福 After all, they have not had our advantages,
有好学校,图书馆...还有洗发水 such as fine schools, libraries full of books, shampoo.
我是蓬吒吒,芝必华族少女 How. I am Pocahontas, a Chippewa maiden.
－是印第安人 －还用说 －An Indian. －Enough said.
我是跑熊,戏中饰演蓬吒吒的未婚夫 And I am Running Bear, betrothed to Pocahontas... in the play.
花二万元参加夏令营,却来扮熊人 20 grand for summer camp and he's Mr Woo－Woo.
我们带来了特别的礼物来祝贺 We have brought a special gift for this holiday feast.
我是火鸡,杀我吧! I am a turkey. Kill me.
你真有心 What a thoughtful gift!
你跟我们同样文明 Why, you are as civilized as we,
只是我们穿皮鞋有姓氏 except we wear shoes and have last names.
欢迎你们,原始的新朋友 Welcome to our table, our new primitive friends.
多谢你,梅莎拉 Thank you, Sarah Miller.
你是我见过最美丽的人 You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen.
你头发的颜色像太阳,皮肤像牛奶 Your hair is the colour of the sun, your skin is like fresh milk.
－而且人见人爱 －够了,坐下 －And everyone loves you. －Stop! Sit.
－等等 －什么事? －Wait. －What?
我们不会跟你同台进餐 We cannot break bread with you.
－贝琪,怎么回事? －温斯黛 －Huh? Becky, what's going on? －Wednesday!
你抢掠了我们的土地 You have taken the land which is rightfully ours.
多年后我的族人被迫流浪或住在保留区 Years from now,my people will be forced to live in mobile homes and reservations.
你们穿羊毛外套,喝美酒 Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs.
我们却要在路边卖手镯 We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides.
你们打高尔夫,享用法国大餐 You'll play golf and enjoy hot hors d'oeuvres.
我们受苦受难,你们享尽荣华富贵 My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts.
我族的诸神已经预言 The gods of my tribe have spoken.
叫我们别相信清教徒,尤其是梅莎拉 They have said, "Do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller."
加利,她篡改台词 Gary, she's changing the words.
鉴于这些罪状,我决定... And for all these reasons, I have decided to
割你的头皮,烧你的村庄 scalp you and burn your village to the ground.
－小朋友 －你搞砸我的剧! －Children! Campers! －Stop! You're destroying my text!
－他不合群 －他很特别,只是需要朋友 －He's not a team player. －He's special child, but he needs friends.
需要这样的朋友? He needs friends like this?
再说一遍? Uh, I beg your pardon.
－制止他们! －想想办法! －Stop them! －Do something!
大只佬 ~ Macho, macho man ~
感受我的肌肉 ~ Feel my muscles ~
我要做大只佬 ~ I've got to be a macho man ~
大只、大大只 ~ Mucho, mucho, macho, macho ~
我要有男子气概 ~ I got to be a macho ~
嘿、嘿、嘿、嘿 ~ Hey, hey, hey, hey ~
－佐治,现在几点? －6:25 －Hey! Wait!What time is it, Jorge? －Ah, 6:25.
我得走了! Oops. Got to go.
－别走! －等等! －No! －Wait!
是我结婚纪念,等我,庆祝完马上回来 Wait here. It's my anniversary. I'll be right back.
－你丈夫真有福气 －别这么说 －Your husband is a very lucky man. －Don't say that!
嘿、嘿、嘿、嘿 ~ Hey, hey, hey, hey ~
大只佬 ~ Hey, macho, macho man ~
我要做大只佬 ~ I've got to be a macho man ~
饮胜! Cheers.
但警官... But, Officer...
...我丈夫当时在屋里 ...my husband was in that house.
黛碧,结婚纪念日快乐 Happy anniversary, Debbie.
救命!救命! Help. Help.
甜心!你买了香槟吗? Sweetheart! Did you get the champagne?
不许动! Freeze!
－小笼包? －我本想造成意外死亡 －Pookie? －I tried to make it look like an accident.
我想你死得有尊严,但你不要! I tried to give you some dignity, but, oh, no, not you.
你说什么? What are you saying?
我想你死,我要你的钱 I'm saying I want you dead,and I want your money.
但你不爱我吗? But－But...don't you love me?
那代表不? Is that a "no"?
我爱你不?你照照镜子!简直恶梦! Oh, do I love you? Look at yourself! You're a nightmare!
你这怪胎,你不该结婚,该用来做学术研究 You're the missing link. You shouldn't be married. You should be studied.
你是愚蠢的大怪物 You're a big,dumb, weird thing.
没有正常的女人会爱你 No woman in her right mind could love you.
阿手 Thing!
我会干掉你,还有你那只臭手 I'll get you! And your little hand, too!
－来 －不 －Come on. －No.
－我要回去找其他人 －你很勇敢 －I have to go back for the others. －You're very brave.
还要去看火势,你去救叔叔! And to watch the place burn. You go. Save your uncle.
－祖儿,我可能再也见不到你 －我知道 －Joel, I may never see you again. －I know.
很多事情让我们别离:加利、黛碧和第七班 There are forces tearing us apart－Gary, Debbie,seventh grade.
－我会永远记得你 －你会? －I'll never forget you. －You won't?
因为你太古怪了 You're too weird.
我们会铭记今日,还有芝必华 We'll always have today and Chippewa.
还有这个 And this.
－这是什么? －雅蔓迪的遗物 －What is it? －Amanda's retainer.
－心肝 －宝贝 －Cara mia. －Mon cher.
来! Come on!
黛碧2号
驶开! Move it!
别挡路! Move out of the way!
"然后我们看见他踏到席子上 "We looked, then we saw him step in on the mat.
"我们到处看,然后发现他 "We looked, and we saw him.
"在帽子里的猫猫" the cat in the hat."
你喜欢吗? Are you enjoying this?
试想我的孩子... To think... a child of mine.
"我明知道下雨,没阳光 "I know it is wet, and the sun is not sunny,
"但我们却玩得开心,多有趣" "but we can have lots of good fun, that is funny."
不得了!他活着 Oh, no. He lives.
来呀,是歌麦士! Come on! It's Gomez!
"可爱的马车,过来... Swing low, sweet chariot,
"...带我回家" Coming for to carry me home...Swing low
我的BB病了,丈夫又垂危 My baby is ill, and my husband is dying.
妈,我该怎办? Oh, mama,what shall I do?
你有黑色的孝服 Well, you have a black dress.
－歌麦士! －肥达! －Gomez! －Fester!
－肥达呢? －他在这里,老公! －Fester? Where is Fester? －He's right here,mon cher.
是我,过去我努力忘本 It's me, Gomez. I've tried to be someone I'm not.
我活在羞愧中,而且住在高级郊区 I live in shame... and the suburbs!
但你属于黛碧,是她的玩偶 But you belong to Debbie. You're Debbie's love toy.
你是黛碧一道的 You are Mr. Debbie!
－我是爱登士! －肥达! －I am an Addams! －Fester!
肥达叔叔! Uncle Fester!
孩子们! Children!
你送我们去夏令营 You sent us to camp.
他们逼我们唱歌 They made us sing.
我最心爱的家人 My own dear family.
我真挂念你们 How I've missed you all.
总算一家团聚了 Our whole family together at last.
－三代同堂,而且活生生 －还有姻亲! －Three generations...above ground. －In－laws!
我不想伤害人,我不以伤害人为乐 I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody.
我不喜欢用枪、炸弹或是电椅 I don't like guns or bombs or electric chairs,
但有时人就是不听话 but sometimes people just won't listen,
所以我要说服他们,还要用幻灯片补充说明 and so I have to use persuasion... and slides.
我父母,莎朗与大卫 My parents－Sharon and Dave.
他们痛爱我,但真的吗? Generous, doting... or were they?
我一心想要个粉红舞裙的芭比公仔 All I ever wanted was a ballerina Barbie in her pretty pink tutu.
做生日礼物 My birthday.
当年我十岁,但他们却买了什么? I was 10, and do you know what they got me?
沙滩芭比 Malibu Barbie.
－沙滩芭比 －太失望了 －Malibu Barbie. －The nightmare.
气死人 The nerve.
我不想这样,那绝不是我 That's not what I wanted. That's not who I was.
我是芭蕾舞员,高贵典雅 I was a ballerina－graceful, delicate.
他们必须以死谢罪 They had to go.
我首任丈夫:心脏科医生 My first husband, the heart surgeon.
整天忙着移植心脏 All day long, coronaries, transplants...
那你的需求? What about your needs?
"我不回家吃饭了,教皇伤风" "Sorry about dinner, Deb. The pope has a cold."
一把斧头使我恢复自由 An axe. That takes me back.
第二任丈失:参议员 Husband number two－the senator.
－他爱州爱国 －但黛碧呢? －He loved his state.He loved his country. －What about Debbie?
"抱歉,今年不买平治车了" "Sorry, Debbie. No Mercedes this year.
"我们要以身作则" We have to set an example."
是吗?看招 Oh, yeah? Set this!
我最后一任已故丈夫:肥达 My latest husband. My late husband, Fester.
－那个蠢材 －那条死尸 －The fool. －The corpse.
还有他可爱的家族 And his adorable family.
你们收留接纳我 You took me in. You accepted me.
但你们是真心爱我吗? But did any of you love me? Really love me?
请举手 Hands.
所以我杀人,伤害人 So I－I killed. So I maimed.
我接二连三杀害无辜 So I destroyed one innocent life after another.
但我不是人吗? Aren't I a human being?
我没有渴望,没有痛心吗? Don't I yearn and...ache and shop?
我不配得到爱吗? Don't I deserve love...
不配得珠宝吗? and jewelry?
－永别了,老公! －别了,心肝宝贝! －Adieu, mon cher. －Adios, cara mia.
放过他们,拿我的命和钱财走好了 Debbie, let them go. Take me and my money.
－我罪孽深重,死有余辜 －抱歉 －For what I've done, I deserve to die. －Sorry.
永别了,各位! 祝我好运 Goodbye, everybody. Wish me luck.
－祝你好运 －祝你好运 －Good luck. －Good luck.
"不久以后"
生日派对,好棒! A birthday party! What a treat!
我差点失去这一切,我当时脑进水? And to think I might have missed all this. What was I thinking of?
肉欲作祟 Physical pleasure.
－肥达叔叔,有挂念黛碧吗? －夜深人静时会 －Uncle Fester,do you miss Debbie? －Well, sometimes,late at night.
我想起她转身对我说 I remember how she'd turn to me and say
"老天,肥达,回你房间" "Jesus, Fester, go back to your room!"
我们迟到了? Are we late?
没有,我们正要开始 Not at all. We're just getting started.
我带了位客人来,希望不介意 I hope no one minds.We brought along a guest.
我们的新保姆:狄曼蒂 This is our new nanny－Dementia.
狄曼蒂,多好听的名宇 Dementia. What a beautiful name.
意思是发神经 It means "insanity".
我叫肥达,意思是腐烂 My name's Fester.It means "to rot".
饮杯 A toast.
敬生命的无常 To the glorious mysteries of life.
敬爱登士家族大团圆 To all that binds a family as one.
敬欢乐、嬉戏、杀人 To mirth, to merriment...to manslaughter.
听下! Hear, hear.
敬好友 To dear friends.
敬新朋友 To new friends.
敬青春 To youth.
－我这样好看吗? －很刺眼! －How do I look? －Disturbing.
－敬热情 －敬天堂 －To passion. －To paradise.
－敬痛楚... －今晚 －To pain. －Tonight.
寿星仔来了,请让开 Ha ha! Make way for the birthday boy!
阿手,你来主持好吗? Thing, will you do the honours?
你的家人很有趣 Your family is really interesting.
你的父母很相爱 Your parents are so involved with each other.
温斯黛,将来是否有可能... Wednesday, do you think,like, maybe someday
结婚生子? you might want to get married and have kids?
不会! No.
但要是遇上意中人,他也爱你呢? But what if you met just the right man, who worshipped and adored you,
愿为你做牛做马呢? who'd do anything for you, who'd be your devoted slave?
－那你会怎办? －我会可怜他 －Then what would you do? －I'd pity him.
"黛碧爱登士" "妻子兼疯子"
－可怜的黛碧,她有病 －她没有病 －Poor Debbie. She was sick. －She wasn't sick.
－她只是粗心大意 －何解? －She was sloppy. －What do you mean?
我要谋杀亲夫,一定会得手,而且不会被擒 If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught.
－怎么下手? －我会吓死他 －How'? －I'd scare him to death.
不,你不会! No, you wouldn't.
黛碧,我们都很同情你,希望你有最好的下场 We're all very sorry, Debbie. We wish you only the best.
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Come on, come on ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Yeah, yo, dig it ~
~ Back again, the Addams Family ~
~ New baby in the house makes three ~
~ Wednesday, Pugsley, Lurch, you ring it ~
~ Fester, Grandmama, and Thing ~
~ Wait, can't forget cousin Itt ~
~ Tag team raps another party hit ~
~ It's the Addams Family movie thing ~
~ Gomez, Morticia, come on, sing ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
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~ Come on, come on ~
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~ Let me tell you, it's the A－D－D－A－M－S ~
~ The Addams Family, y'all, yes, yes ~
~ They're creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky ~
~ As loony as can be when you see the movie ~
~ It goes on and on, the madness won't stop ~
~ Tick to the tock around the clock ~
~ Tag team kicks the floor, really, though ~
~ With the Addams Family, so here we go ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
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~ Hey, there it is ~
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~ Come on, come on, come on, come on ~
~ Whoomp! Family ~
~ Whoomp! Family, whoa ~
~ The Addams Family ~
~ Whoomp! Family, whoa ~
~ The Addams Family ~
~ Something's strange, something's funny ~
~ Nanny's got a plot to get the family money ~
~ Makes Fester fall for her ~
~ Thing gets wise, spreads the word ~
~ The family comes to Fester's aid ~
~ The plot is foiled, no one gets paid ~
~ It's the Addams Family runnin' things ~
~ Get back while tag team swings ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
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~ Yeah, come on, come on ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
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~ Yeah, give it to me ~
~ It's a family thing, and it won't quit ~
~ They keep it together, y'all, and that's it ~
~ They're not ordinary, just strange ~
~ Some say loco, insane to the brain ~
~ But you know that you love 'em ~
~ In a class by theirselves ~
~ None below, none above 'em ~
~ It ain't nothing to be ashamed of~
~ So give love to the folks who go by the name of~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
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~ Yeah ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
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~ Ooh－ee ~
~ The Addams Family Theme, I'm gonna kick it ~
~ Step to the mic like Cube and get with it ~
~ Props to the number one family of horror ~
~ This song's for the movie and the dance floor ~
~ Tag team always delivers the funk ~
~ From the old school, with the bump for the trunk ~
~ And it umps, with big bass on the low ~
~ Like my homey all said ~
~ You don't hear me, though ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
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~ Yeah, give it to me ~
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~ Yeah ~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
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~ Express yourself~
~ Ooh ~
~ Express yourself~
~ You don't ever need help from nobody else ~
~ All you've got to do now, yeah ~
~ Come on ~
~ Express yourself, come on ~
~ Let it out of its creepy shell ~
~ Because you know you could ~
~ Express yourself, come on ~
~ Come on, people Come on, people ~
~ 'Cause you know it's good, yeah ~
~ Express yourself~~
~ Breaking hearts ~
~Just ain't my day ~
~ It ain't my day ~
~ All I want to do ~
~ Is love you ~
~ Well ~
~ Sugar, I won't fill ya ~
~ With regret, my love ~
~ Yo, what you're lookin' for ~
~ Is real lovin' ~
~ Real lovin' ~
~ No matter what you see ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ Ahh, baby ~
~ What you see ~
~ Yeah, is what you get ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ What you see ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ I said what you see ~
~ Is what you get, now, baby ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ And real ~
~ And the real thing ~
~ Is the best thing yet ~
~ The best thing yet ~
~ Oh ~
~ Oh, what you see ~
~ Yes, why ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ Oh, oh ~
~ You're so good ~
~ I can't stand myself~
~ Ah, ah, ah ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ Ooh, baby ~
~ What you see ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ What you see ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ I said what you see ~
~ Is what you get, now, baby ~
~ Is what you get ~
~ And real ~
~ Is the best thing yet ~
~ The best thing yet ~
~ Are you ready for me? ~
~ Whoo! ~~
~ Do it, do it any way you wanna do it ~
~ Do it any way you wanna ~
~ I saw you ~
~ Do it any way you wanna do it ~
~ Do it any way you wanna ~
~ I saw you, baby ~
~ Do it ~
~ Do it any way you wanna ~
~ Do it ~
~ Do it any way you wanna, wanna, wanna ~~
~ Whoomp! Addams Family ~
~ There it is ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~
~ Whoomp! The Addams Family ~~