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it is a time of turmoil for the Galaxy
while the evil Galactic Empire remains
strong the forces of the Rebel Alliance
continue to struggle for freedom from
their oppressive grasp establishing a
secret outpost on horx 3 deep in the
outer rim
young rebel pilot Luke Skywalker
struggling to forge his Destiny is at a
loss
he can feel the force but without the
proper training he cannot become the
Jedi Knight he is certain he must become
meanwhile the Rogue archaeologist and
sometimes scoundrel Dr Aphra has come
into possession of a very valuable and
very dangerous artifact one containing
the recorded consciousness of an ancient
Force user
if only she could reactivate it
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bad mistake
this isn't a human bar
sort of mistake you don't walk away from
crawl Maybe
I want some time alone to think
I don't want to fight you
life is disappointing human
prepare for a beating trust me
knowing who I have to fight eventually
I'm not particularly worried about a
couple of guys like you
okay
let's get this over with hey
he's with me
giraffra
yeah that's right I'm the doctor Aphra
and I
oh geez the one who stole the Earth on
processors
oh yeah
that
she pays
thanks kid
doesn't look good
two people versus a bar it's bad
yeah
but two people and a Wookie versus a bar
that's what I call the start of a great
weekend
that went well
really
thank you bud
you help me and I end up in a fight
against every single person in the place
in what world is that well
you
you worked for Vader your evil
evil I used to work for Darth Vader and
well evil is a very strong word
I don't know what you want
but I don't want anything to do with you
don't even think of following me
that's too bad wannabe Padawan cause
guess who knows where you can find a
Jedi master
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how do you know I'm a
I mean what makes you think I'm a Jedi
you're learning kid
well don't call me kid Han does that and
I hate it really oof I won't
okay when I was working for a tall dark
and genocidal you are more than just a
random Rebel to him
at first I thought it was Revenge oh no
he's blown up my boss's oversized
training drone
I can understand that he's a dark lord
of the Sith
overwhelming passion is what they do
but he didn't want you dead he
definitely wanted you alive now I
thought there's always torture but
that's not the vibe I got
the amount of effort was considerable
why
so I looked into what you did to the
death star that shot
one in a million at least
you really do sound like Han
please don't say that
okay
I understand I'm a good shot and a good
pilot I don't see why you think that
makes me a Jedi you shouldn't be that
good I know people who have trained from
Perth and they couldn't have made that
shot you're a fluffy-haired farm boy
you've basically taught yourself and
you're astounding imagine what you could
be like if you had some actual Jedi
training
I don't understand
it's an ancient artifact I recovered
from an ancient Jedi Temple the Urdu
spectu
it's the archived personality of a Jedi
called RR for the greater good of
archeology I want to reactivate it
I
I'm not sure how I can do that oh you
can't I know who can the queen of Kath a
ton and don't try to pronounce that
she's very old and very good and bored
once a year she swaps favors for meeting
interesting organic life and Mr Force
sensitive
that's you
so come shake hands have dinner with the
nice lady and we walk away with an
actual sentient ancient Jedi
you get your teacher I get an eyewitness
to the ancient past
I I'm not sure come on are you out farm
boy or are you in Jedi Knight
hello
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I would offer you my hand
but after our last meeting
you
electrocuted me
well yes but you sliced off my arm and
stuck your lightsaber right through my
chest
we can call it even
don't worry I famously don't hold
grudges
you may not remember BT being
unconscious after the aforementioned
electrocution yeah R2 kicked is half
port
what's he saying
BT has a somewhat different recollection
of that series of events and I would ask
you to kindly refrain from aggravating
him
I personally don't need oxygen but
floating endlessly in space after the
little fellow destroys the ship in a
rage would be rather tiresome
I wish I could have told Leia or Han or
even Sana yeah me too
but if you did they'd have stopped you
or come after you and we've got a tiny
window for this the queen only sees
people for one night a year and neither
of us have a year to waste
first of all I can see why they would
they've all got good reasons to distrust
me and this is gonna be another yeah
I know
but next stop
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Madden
what does that mean
the military expedient construction of
laotrill exhalations is the literal
translation but that does lose the
Poetry somewhat
personally I'd go with the screaming
City Pool
it's a prettier name in the original
language I stress I have to admit
the screaming Citadel does lean a trifle
ominous
yes let's pray it's not false
advertising
I do so hate getting my hopes up
the villagers they're so
then
do we have any food to spare oh you are
such an adorable sweetheart I cannot
even bring myself to crush your spirits
Stanton
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more scared than hungry I guess
let's get to the Citadel quickly
this place is creepy as hell
we're here for the party I'm Dr Aphra
and no cookies
the queen has allergies to certain
species
okay chrysanthen looks like you're going
to miss the party here's a deck of cards
go make friends don't kill anyone
how did you ever meet that guy
long story I owe him a lot
it's good to know you stick by your
friends
you're not that bad
I mean I owe him a lot of money
oh
actually
oh man that reminds me
how did you find me anyway
uh
oh great sauna
play her message again it's affirmative
stuff no I'm not in trouble again
oh where are you now it'd be good to
catch up that jailbreak wasn't an ideal
time to chat
uh I don't know what's worse Sana that
you told her or that you're lying here
wondering where she is hey Sana the
princess is having some trouble with
Luke's dumb clanker
okay S4
we're going to try this one last time
where has Luke gone
I cannot tell yes I know you're not
allowed to tell us and I don't care if
he says he's fine and not to worry tell
me
it's times like this I really miss 3PO
getting him to start talking was never a
problem
any ideas Sana yeah I may have okay S4
did Luke go by himself
no
who was Luke with
ah
what did he say Dr Aphra
IM ah hey you guys let her go not me
this isn't my mistake for once why the
hell would Luke go off with someone that
deranged oh I don't know hon maybe for
exactly the same reason as last time
she's kidnapped him could she reprogram
a Droid to keep it secret in her sleep
and make a sloppy mistake not covering
it up
put it like this Han not fully
considering the consequences of her
actions it's all that Aphra ever does
uh
and I thought hitting the thermal
exhaust Port was difficult
get him move on
have you never worn a swivel before come
here you need another half turn or
you'll have a koraskatoon twist my
I know what I'm doing Tripp that
that there you go you look great very
sophisticated
we're a farm boy I'm not just a farm boy
I know let's hope the queen sees that
too
droids guard the rooms just in case why
are you not all dressed up you're the
main attraction I rub off the mud and I
can be very distracting I uh I believe
that's Tatooine boy for Afra you look
great anyway monster afro don't tease
him that's my job
wow yeah who in the universe would ever
think you were a Yokel
oh you are adorable when you're
indignant
right Follow My Lead
unless things are really bad don't get
that lightsaber out I've been keeping
being a Jedi secret for a while
not that I am really a Jedi that change
I mean the AI Jedi
what was he like I only met it briefly
he has
uh strong opinions you'll like them
let's Mingle
with the Queen's gift we will rise up
against the empire that's amazing well I
know the Rebellion can then bring the
Dominion of the as a raw across the
stars and consume the Flesh of all the
Lesser species
it's been great meeting you
these people are crazy they are there's
no way they have enough of these amazing
canopies for everyone
where is the queen
ah
presenting her majesty
she welcomes all
and looks forward to seeing the novelty
of your presentations
she hopes they will enliven a jaded
palette
I present a hydropodic ether Beast
native only to three bios on your funny
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the queen is intrigued
she will consider your request further
recovered from the labs of the gene
heretic silo a cyber animate flop
no
the queen is not interested in such
things
with great regrets
she will not consider your request
Behold a microflora fusion of polysators
I I have magnifying equipment I can show
they will not be required
stay
your request will be considered
okay here we go
and we present a very interesting
Tatooine Farm Boy
rejected
and the queen notes that she has certain
standards
she does not easily take offense for
abuse of her Hospitality but it is
always a possibility
the boy how foolish are you there's
nothing special about him just leave him
alone no I think not I act as I wish
leave her alone
why Farm Boy what could you do to a
warrior such as I don't push me
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I guess someone ate too many of the
canopies though who can blame the Azara
right they were delicious I must
apologize
all guests must leave immediately
sadly that includes all those whom the
queen had previously expressed interest
in
all will receive a payment for their
time we understand the disappointment
the queen will be here next year as
always
the Farm Boy and His companion are
welcome to stay
go
sleep the queen will hear your request
in the morning
good work on the don't let them know I'm
a Jedi
sorry I was that okay okay okay
Luke I'm teasing trust me that was great
I know the look in the eye when someone
is interested and the queen is very
interested in you
so much power
so little experience
perfect
shall we bring him to you no
we need to be at our full strength for
such a confrontation and the hour is
upon us
you must gather my Harvest
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now
feed me
oh it has been too long
since I last tasted Jedi
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