给你拿只猪来，伙计。 GET YOU ONE OF THESE HOGS, GAR.
我们谈论的是真正的自由。 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SERIOUS FREEDOM.
天啊，杰基一定会喜欢的。 BOY, JACKIE'D LOVE ONE OF THESE THINGS.
这不是重点。 IT'S NOT THE POINT.
就像纹身一样，宝贝。 IT'S LIKE GETTING A TATTOO, BABE.
即使你上面有那位女士的名字， EVEN IF YOU'VE GOT THE LADY'S NAME ON IT,
你不能给她买。 YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT FOR HER.
哦，是的，是的。 OH, YEAH, YEAH.
你知道，那样不是更便宜吗 YOU KNOW, WOULDN'T IT BE CHEAPER
如果我有一辆日本自行车？ IF I GOT ONE OF THOSE JAPANESE BIKES?
不，不，不。 NO, NO, NO.
你不想要自行车 YOU DON'T WANT A BIKE
听起来像巴里·曼尼洛。 THAT SOUNDS LIKE BARRY MANILOW.
你想要一个听起来像… YOU WANT ONE THAT SOUNDS LIKE...
(咆哮) [ROAR]
见。 STEPPENWOLF.
上她。看看她的感受。 GET ON HER. SEE HOW SHE FEELS.
是吗? YEAH?
伙计，我恋爱了。 MAN, I'M IN LOVE.
[两人大笑][发动机转速] [BOTH LAUGHING] [ENGINE REVS]
哦,很漂亮。 OH, BEAUTIFUL.
难以置信的。我还能感觉到。 INCREDIBLE. I CAN STILL FEEL IT.
总是这样。 IT'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT.
你们想抽根烟什么的吗？ DO YOU GUYS WANT, LIKE, A CIGARETTE OR ANYTHING?
准备好了吗？ WE READY TO GO?
不，杰基还没到呢。 NO, JACKIE'S NOT EVEN HERE YET.
是啊，还有什么新鲜事吗？ YEAH, SO, WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
听着，帮我个忙，丹 LISTEN, DO ME A FAVOR, DAN,
不要太油腻， AND DON'T GO GETTING ALL GREASY,
因为这是一家非常非常好的餐厅 BECAUSE THIS IS A VERY, VERY NICE RESTAURANT
我们今晚就去。 WE'RE GOING TO TONIGHT.
妈，我和艾迪，我们只是在玩。 GEE, MOM, ME AND EDDIE, WE WAS JUST GOOFING OFF.
多漂亮的裙子啊，克利弗夫人。 WHAT A LOVELY DRESS, MRS. CLEAVER.
我们预订的是什么时间？ WHAT TIME'S OUR RESERVATION FOR?
10分钟前。 10 MINUTES AGO.
天啊，她总是这样对我。 BOY, SHE'S ALWAYS DOING THIS TO ME.
我会在电影院等45分钟 I'LL BE WAITING 45 MINUTES DOWN AT THE CINEPLEX
她在警局打印罪犯名单的时候。 WHILE SHE'S DOWN AT THE STATION PRINTING PERPS.
她真的这么说过吗？“打印补”? SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT? "PRINTING PERPS"?
是啊，她对警察术语很感兴趣。 YEAH, SHE'S REALLY INTO THIS POLICE LINGO STUFF, YOU KNOW.
每次我去那里， EVERY TIME I GO OVER THERE,
她要么在盯着嫌犯照片看 SHE'S EITHER EYEBALLING A MUG SHOT,
烧烤一个垃圾袋， GRILLING A DIRT BAG,
或者，搜饼干。 OR, UH, FRISKING A BISCUIT.
或者打鸡屁股。 OR SPANKING A CHICKEN.
天啊，我讨厌那份愚蠢的工作。 GOD, I HATE THAT STUPID JOB.
达琳：妈妈，我和贝琪解决了。 Darlene: MOM, I WORKED IT OUT WITH BECKY.
她会待在家里照顾小丹尼尔， SHE'S GONNA STAY HOME AND BABY-SIT D.J.,
我要出去了。 AND I'M GONNA GO OUT.
她为什么要做这样的交易？ WHY WOULD SHE MAKE A DEAL LIKE THAT?
我有她的把柄。 WELL, I HAD DIRT ON HER.
什么样的土？ WHAT KIND OF DIRT?
如果我告诉你，我就得待在家里了。 NOW, IF I TOLD YOU, I'D HAVE TO STAY HOME.
那么，你觉得呢 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK
你的惩罚应该是？ YOUR PUNISHMENT OUGHT TO BE?
你是什么意思？ WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
达琳什么都告诉我了。 DARLENE TOLD ME EVERYTHING.
那只小老鼠。 THAT LITTLE RAT.
我告诉她我什么都不会做 I TOLD HER I WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING
直到我知道你的说法。 ABOUT IT UNTIL I GET YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.
首先，我们 WELL, FIRST WE--
等一下。 WAIT A MINUTE.
嗯。 UH-UH.
(电话响了) [TELEPHONE RINGS]
你越来越好了。 YOU'RE GETTING GOOD.
(环) [RING]
如果那是杰姬，我要杀了她。 IF THAT'S JACKIE, I'M GONNA KILL HER.
最好不是你。 THIS BETTER NOT BE YOU.
哦,对不起。我以为你是别人。 OH, SORRY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE.
对，就是我。 YEAH, THAT'S ME.
什么—— WHAT--
发生了什么事? WHAT HAPPENED?
她中枪了吗？ DID SHE GET SHOT?
贝琪：哦，天哪，杰姬阿姨？ Becky: OH, MY GOD, AUNT JACKIE?
什么，她中枪了？ WHAT, SHE WAS SHOT?
不,不。嘘。 NO, NO. SHH.
没有?好的。她在哪儿？ NO? OK. WELL, WHERE IS SHE?
好的。好的，我们马上就到。 OK. YEAH, WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
怎么啦？怎么啦？ WHAT? WHAT?
好吧，钥匙在哪儿？ OK, WHERE'S THE KEYS?
她因公受伤了。 SHE GOT INJURED IN THE LINE OF DUTY.
我们得离开这里。钥匙在哪里？ WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. WHERE ARE THE KEYS?
情况有多糟？ HOW BAD IS IT?
他们不知道。为什么不呢? THEY DON'T KNOW. WHY NOT?
我不知道。要我给他们回电话吗 I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THEM BACK
然后问他们？你知道，我的钥匙呢？ AND ASK THEM? DO YOU KNOW-- WHERE'S MY KEYS?
我给你的。我会开车。 I GAVE THEM TO YOU. I'LL DRIVE.
该死，我就知道会这样。 DAMN IT, I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
我会开车。 I'LL DRIVE.
哦,男人。让她没事吧。 OH, MAN. LET HER BE OK.
知道了就给我打电话。 CALL ME WHEN YOU FIND OUT.
这是用来止痛的。 THIS IS FOR THE PAIN.
[呻吟]要双份的。 [GROANS] MAKE IT A DOUBLE.
杰基? JACKIE?
是的。请进。 YEAH. COME ON IN.
她在下面。 SHE'S DOWN HERE.
你还好吗？ ARE YOU OK?
在外面找不到人。 COULDN'T FIND ANYBODY OUT THERE.
发生了什么事? WHAT HAPPENED?
哦，真是一场噩梦。 OH, IT WAS A NIGHTMARE.
哦,请。你只是伤了背。 OH, PLEASE. YOU JUST HURT YOUR BACK.
我可以讲这个故事吗？ MAY I TELL THE STORY?
那是，那是311。 WELL, IT WAS A-- IT WAS A 311.
那是我负责的，所以我第一个回应。 AND IT WAS ON MY BEAT, SO I WAS THE FIRST TO RESPOND.
当我到达现场时， WHEN I GOT TO THE SCENE,
我意识到嫌疑犯喝醉了。 I REALIZED THAT THE ALLEGED PERP WAS HEAVILY INTOXICATED.
这意味着它不仅是311，也是402。 AND THAT MEANT NOT ONLY WAS IT A 311, BUT A 402 AS WELL.
他拒捕，发生了扭打。 HE RESISTED ARREST, AND THERE WAS A STRUGGLE.
979年, A 979er,
就在那时，事情变得很糟糕。 AND THAT'S WHEN THINGS GOT UGLY.
他去拿枪。 HE WENT FOR HIS GUN.
什么枪? WHAT GUN?
你的搭档说那家伙全身赤裸。 YOUR PARTNER SAID THE GUY WAS COMPLETELY NAKED.
天很黑。可能是把枪。 IT WAS DARK. IT COULD'VE BEEN A GUN.
然后他们俩都从台阶上摔了下来。 AND THEN THEY BOTH FELL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STEPS.
你抓住了一个裸男 YOU TACKLED SOME NAKED GUY
你和他一起摔下了台阶？ AND YOU FELL DOWN THE STEPS WITH HIM?
他们雇我就是为了这个，罗珊娜。 WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY PAY ME FOR, ROSEANNE.
如果我们抓紧时间 YOU KNOW, IF WE HURRY,
我想我们还能去那家餐厅。 I THINK WE CAN STILL MAKE IT TO THAT RESTAURANT.
想来吗，杰基？ WANT TO COME, JACKIE?
丹,没有。我确实有椎间盘突出。 DAN, NO. I DO HAVE A HERNIATED DISK.
我们能为您做点什么吗？ IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN GET FOR YOU?
不。我会没事的。我很好。 NO. I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. I'M FINE.
我只是，很抱歉我毁了大家的美好夜晚。 I'M JUST--I'M SORRY I RUINED EVERYBODY'S NIGHT.
哦，别傻了。我们很高兴你没事。 OH, DON'T BE SILLY. WE'RE JUST GLAD YOU'RE OK.
医生告诉你什么了吗？ DOCTORS TELL YOU ANYTHING?
你要在这里待多久？ HOW LONG YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE?
他们说我得留在这里 THEY SAID I GOTTA STAY HERE
几天的观察， A COUPLE OF DAYS FOR OBSERVATION,
然后，在那之后，放轻松。 AND THEN, AFTER THAT, TAKE IT EASY.
你知道，卧床休息， YOU KNOW, BED REST,
没有体力消耗。 NO PHYSICAL EXERTION.
我能跟杰姬单独谈谈吗？ COULD I HAVE A MINUTE WITH JACKIE ALONE?
现在，不要用力。 NOW, NO PHYSICAL EXERTION.
好的，我们就在外面…… OK, WE'LL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE...
听。 LISTENING.
我讨厌看到你这样痛苦地躺在这里。 I HATE SEEING YOU LYING HERE IN PAIN LIKE THIS.
事实上，自从她给我打了那针之后， WELL, ACTUALLY, EVER SINCE SHE GAVE ME THAT SHOT,
我感觉很整洁。 I'M FEELING KIND OF NEAT.
我要告诉你一件事，亲爱的。 I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, HONEY.
当我们接到你受伤的电话时， WHEN WE GOT THAT PHONE CALL SAID YOU WERE HURT,
我这辈子从没这么害怕过。 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SCARED IN MY LIFE.
哦，你真贴心。 OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET.
不，这是事实。 NO, IT'S THE TRUTH.
还有你可爱的纽扣鼻。 WITH YOUR CUTE LITTLE BUTTON NOSE.
嗯,谢谢。 UM, THANKS.
不管怎样，你知道，每天你去上班的时候， ANYWAY, YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY WHEN YOU GO OFF TO WORK,
我忍不住担心你会被枪击或刺伤。 I CAN'T HELP BUT WORRY THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET SHOT OR STABBED.
你为什么这么问？ WHY DO YOU ASK?
也许我们最好以后再谈这个。 UH, YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE BETTER TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.
不,不。我很好。 NO, NO. I'M OK.
你说的是枪杀或刺伤。 YOU SAID SHOT OR STABBED.
好的。所以，这次没有发生。 OK. SO, THIS TIME IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
你刚从楼梯上摔下来 YOU JUST FELL DOWN THE STAIRS,
但是，我的意思是，你在这里 BUT, I MEAN, HERE YOU ARE
反正是在医院里 IN A HOSPITAL ANYWAY.
我是说，如果下次 AND--AND, I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENS IF NEXT TIME
也许某个混蛋真的有枪？ MAYBE SOME JERK REALLY DOES HAVE A GUN?
杰姬，我知道，我知道我们已经谈过了， JACKIE, I KNOW, I KNOW THAT WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS,
但我就是不知道 BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW
如果我还能承受的话。 IF I CAN HANDLE IT ANYMORE.
真是个好人。 WHAT A NICE MAN.
我想知道他是谁。 I WONDER WHO HE WAS.
哦,天哪。小丹尼尔为什么不能自己打扫房间？ OH, JEEZ. WHY CAN'T D.J. CLEAN HIS OWN ROOM?
天哪，真是头猪。 GOD, WHAT A PIG.
杰姬阿姨怎么睡得下去？ HOW'S AUNT JACKIE GOING TO STAND SLEEPING HERE?
这是什么？ WHAT IS THIS?
我想那是他的内裤，贝克。 I THINK THAT'S HIS UNDERWEAR, BECK.
恶! EWW!
我该把这些垃圾放哪？ WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT THIS JUNK?
我不知道。把它塞到床底下。 I DON'T KNOW. JUST SHOVE IT UNDER THE BED.
这些是什么？ WHAT ARE THESE?
我的天啊。 OH, MY GOD.
怎么啦？ WHAT?
这是一个装满小脑袋的盒子。 IT'S A BOX FULL OF LITTLE HEADS.
芭比娃娃。 BARBIE.
特种部队。 G.I. JOE.
哦,雪儿。 OH, CHER.
这个小矮子是个疯子。 THE LITTLE RUNT'S A PSYCHO.
他会怎么做，砍下他们的头吗 WHAT DOES HE DO, JUST CUT THEIR HEADS OFF
然后把剩下的部分扔掉？ AND THROW AWAY THE REST OF THE PARTS?
不。 NO.
这太恐怖了，达琳。 THIS IS VERY CREEPY, DARLENE.
那我们就把东西放回原处吧。 WELL, LET'S JUST PUT EVERYTHING BACK EXACTLY WHERE IT WAS.
嗨。 HI.
你在干什么？ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
什么都没有。 NOTHING.
清洗。 CLEANING.
我们只是在打扫卫生。 WE'RE JUST CLEANING.
你打扫我的衣柜了吗？ DID YOU CLEAN MY CLOSET?
不。不。为什么? NO. NO. WHY?
没有理由。 NO REASON.
好了，小心点，加里。 OK, CAREFUL, GARY.
你毁了她，你就买了她。 YOU BREAK HER, YOU BOUGHT HER.
很有趣，罗珊娜。 VERY FUNNY, ROSEANNE.
好了。 THERE YOU GO.
把她放在床上就行了。 HERE, JUST PUT HER DOWN HERE IN THE BED.
慢慢来。 EASY DOES IT.
你感觉怎么样，jackie阿姨？ HOW ARE YOU FEELING, AUNT JACKIE?
有点僵硬，贝克。 A LITTLE STIFF, BECK.
需要点什么吗？ CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING?
不。我会没事的。我很好。我—— NO. I'LL BE FINE. I'M OK. I--
罗珊娜，别大惊小怪了。 ROSEANNE, PLEASE STOP FUSSING.
不。 NO.
杰姬阿姨，我给你做了张康复卡。 AUNT JACKIE, I MADE YOU A GET-WELL CARD.
哦，deej，快看。 OH, DEEJ, LOOK AT THAT.
你真是个好孩子。 OH, YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD KID.
他把他们都骗了。 HE'S GOT THEM ALL FOOLED.
我把行李带来了，主人。 I BROUGHT THE BAGGAGE, MASTER.
你要我把它放在哪里？ WHERE DO YOU WISH ME TO PUT IT?
随便放，伊戈尔。 JUST PUT IT ANYWHERE, IGOR.
是的,主人。 YES, MASTER.
也许过会儿你会打我？ PERHAPS LATER YOU'LL HIT ME?
我们将会看到。 WE'LL SEE.
你太好了。 YOU'RE TOO KIND.
你好吗？ HOW YOU DOING?
[同时说话] [ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
嘿，不，我没事。我很好，真的。 HEY, NO, I'M OK. I'M FINE, REALLY.
我只是，我需要休息一下。 I JUST--I NEED SOME REST, THOUGH.
好的。我稍后再跟你核实。 OK. I'LL CHECK WITH YOU LATER.
加里，出什么事了吗？ GARY, IS SOMETHING WRONG?
怎么啦？不,不。我只是太迟了。我得走了。 WHAT? NO, NO. I'M JUST INCREDIBLY LATE. I GOTTA GO.
好了，伙计们，来吧。 OK, YOU GUYS, COME ON.
她需要一个人待着。 SHE NEEDS TO BE ALL ALONE.
来吧。让她一个人待着吧。 COME ON. LET'S LEAVE HER ALONE, HERE.
罗珊娜，你能留下来吗？ ROSEANNE, CAN YOU STAY?
是啊，我哪也不去。 YEAH, I WASN'T GOING TO GO ANYWHERE.
有什么事吗? WHAT'S UP?
我昨天才知道，因为我的背， I FOUND OUT YESTERDAY THAT BECAUSE OF MY BACK,
我可能会沦落到坐办公室。 I COULD WIND UP BEHIND A DESK.
哦，你这个可怜的家伙。 OH, YOU POOR THING.
我现在可以跳我的快乐舞了吗？ CAN I DO MY LITTLE HAPPY DANCE NOW?
罗珊娜，你怎么能这么说？ ROSEANNE, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
你知道当警察对我来说有多重要。 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BEING A COP MEANS TO ME.
哦，别这样。还没发生什么事。 OH, COME ON. NOTHING'S HAPPENED YET.
这种事经常发生。 IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
你受伤了，就不能工作了， YOU GET HURT, YOU CAN'T DO YOUR JOB,
他们给你一点退休金，然后送你回家。 THEY GIVE YOU A LITTLE PENSION AND SEND YOU HOME.
如果我不能当警察，我该怎么办？ WHAT'D I DO IF I COULDN'T BE A COP?
哦，你可以做很多事情。 OH, THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS YOU COULD DO.
我什么都不想做。 I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.
我穿上制服，大家都尊重我。 I PUT ON THAT UNIFORM, AND PEOPLE RESPECT ME.
我得做点有意义的事， I GOT TO DO SOMETHING THAT MEANS SOMETHING,
保护和帮助人们， THAT PROTECTS PEOPLE AND HELPS PEOPLE,
即使这意味着我要冒生命危险。 EVEN IF IT MEANS RISKING MY LIFE.
杰姬，你抓住了一个裸男然后抓了 JACKIE, YOU TACKLED A NAKED GUY AND GRABBED FOR--
我发誓那是把枪。 I COULD'VE SWORN IT WAS A GUN.
你在干什么？ WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
买摩托车。 SHOPPING FOR MOTORCYCLES.
哦，看，这里有一个pip。 OH, LOOK, HERE'S A PIP.
“78年的哈雷，完好无损。” "'78 HARLEY IN MINT CONDITION."
我们负担不起。 WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
是给加里的。 IT'S FOR GARY.
加里和我打算组建一个帮派。 GARY AND I ARE PLANNING ON FORMING A GANG.
你和你妹妹就是我们的小鸡。 YOU AND YOUR SISTER WILL BE OUR CHICKS.
然后我们打算出去 THEN WE PLAN ON GOING OUT
恐吓小社区 TERRORIZING SMALL COMMUNITIES
在周末， ON THE WEEKENDS,
如果天气允许的话。 WEATHER PERMITTING.
杰基怎么样? HOW'S JACKIE?
她好点了 WELL, SHE'S A BIT BETTER,
但我真的觉得她不应该离开， BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK SHE SHOULD LEAVE, YOU KNOW,
直到她能照顾好自己。 UNTIL SHE'S ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF ALL THE WAY.
[笑] [CHUCKLES]
你知道吗，你真的很享受这种养育。 YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY ENJOY THIS NURTURING CRAP.
不。 DO NOT.
也是。 DO TOO.
你最近几天挺开心的， YOU'VE BEEN REAL HAPPY THE LAST FEW DAYS,
有人需要照顾。 HAVING SOMEBODY TO TAKE CARE OF.
我觉得这挺酷的， WELL, I GUESS IT IS KINDA COOL,
有人依靠我 HAVING SOMEBODY DEPEND ON ME
喂它们，带它们去洗手间。 TO FEED THEM AND TAKE THEM TO THE BATHROOM.
除了你之外。 BESIDES YOU, THAT IS.
妈妈, MOM,
如果小丹尼尔做了什么奇怪的事 IF D.J. WAS DOING SOMETHING WEIRD--
我不是说正常的奇怪 I DON'T MEAN NORMAL WEIRD,
我是说真的很奇怪 I MEAN REALLY WEIRD--
我们得把他送走，对吧？ WE'D HAVE TO SEND HIM AWAY, RIGHT?
是啊，但他可能会找到回去的路 YEAH, BUT THEN, HE'D PROBABLY FIND HIS WAY BACK
就像你一直做的那样。 LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
这是怎么呢？ WHAT'S GOING ON?
他在做一件很奇怪的事。 HE'S DOING SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD.
天哪，我烦死了。 GOSH, I'M SO TIRED OF IT.
你知道，这真的非常非常无聊。 YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY, REALLY BORING.
每次孩子做什么事， EVERY TIME THE KID DOES ANYTHING,
你们这些姑娘跑到这儿来对我大吼大叫。 YOU GIRLS COME DOWN HERE SQUAWKING AT ME ABOUT IT.
我之前告诉过你 NOW, I TOLD YOU BEFORE
他做事的方式和你不一样。 HE DOESN'T DO THINGS THE WAY YOU DO THEM.
他的做法不同。 HE DOES THEM DIFFERENTLY.
他是个男孩。 HE'S A BOY.
真正的不同。 REAL DIFFERENT.
看来小丹尼尔有自己的爱好了。 OH, LOOKS LIKE D.J. GOT HIMSELF A HOBBY.
妈妈，这些是我的旧娃娃。 MOTHER, THESE ARE MY OLD DOLLS.
哦,天哪。他不会是在玩娃娃吧？ AW, JEEZ. HE'S NOT PLAYING WITH DOLLS, IS HE?
哦，那我就放心了。 OH, THAT'S A RELIEF.
你们觉得这很疯狂吗？ DO YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS INSANE?
好吧, WELL,
这个确实有点像达琳。 THIS ONE DOES KIND OF LOOK LIKE DARLENE.
是啊，看起来她还挺挣扎的。 YEAH, LOOKS LIKE SHE PUT UP QUITE A LITTLE STRUGGLE.
你们真恶心。 YOU GUYS ARE SICK.
来吧。把它们拿回去 COME ON. JUST TAKE THEM BACK
你从哪弄来的。把它们放回去。 WHERE YOU GOT THEM. PUT THEM BACK.
妈妈! MOTHER!
贝基，没什么大不了的。来吧，我告诉过你。 BECKY, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. COME ON, I TOLD YOU.
他是个男孩，男孩会做这种事。 HE'S A BOY, AND BOYS DO THINGS LIKE THIS.
现在，去找点事做吧。 NOW, GO FIND SOMETHING TO DO.
好吧，但当我们最终锁定时 ALL RIGHT, BUT WHEN WE FINALLY DO HAVE TO LOCK
地下室里的那个小疯子 THE LITTLE WACKO IN THE BASEMENT,
别指望我改他的试卷。 DON'T EXPECT ME TO CHANGE HIS PAPERS.
丹，你还是小丹尼尔的时候。的年龄, DAN, WHEN YOU WERE D.J.'s AGE,
你做过这样的事，对吧？ YOU DID STUFF LIKE THAT, RIGHT?
不。 NO.
这男孩很奇怪。 THE BOY'S ODD.
嘿。 HEY.
嘿,芽。 HEY, BUD.
我给你买了辆自行车。 I GOT YOU A BIKE.
嘿,太好了。 HEY, GREAT.
是的，我们今天下午去看看。 YEAH, WE'LL CHECK IT OUT THIS AFTERNOON.
现在，我们要做的就是给你弄一个 NOW, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS GET YOU ONE
那些又好又狠的机车手绰号。 OF THOSE GOOD, TOUGH BIKER NICKNAMES.
哦,对了。那神经病呢？ OH, RIGHT. HOW ABOUT PSYCHO?
不。这句话留给小丹尼尔吧。 NO. WE'RE SAVING THAT FOR D.J.
我要上去看看杰基。她怎么样了？ I'M GOING TO GO UP AND SEE JACKIE. HOW IS SHE?
她躺在床上抱怨。 SHE'S LAYING UP IN BED COMPLAINING.
嗯，我已经习惯了。 WELL, I'M USED TO THAT.
嗨。 HI.
加里。 GARY.
你感觉怎么样？ HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
你告诉我。 YOU TELL ME.
嗯，那很有趣。 WELL, THAT WAS FUN.
嘿，这些是给你的。 HEY, THESE ARE FOR YOU.
谢谢你！ THANK YOU.
加里，怎么了？ GARY, WHAT'S WRONG?
自从我出事后，我们就没说过话。 EVER SINCE MY ACCIDENT, WE HAVEN'T TALKED.
好吧, WELL,
嗯… UM...
我要买那辆哈雷摩托车。 I'M GOING TO BUY THAT HARLEY.
太好了。 GREAT.
嗯, AND, UM,
最近工作很忙。 THINGS HAVE BEEN REAL BUSY AT WORK.
嘿,听。 HEY, LISTEN.
你还记得汉克吗，他在我隔壁开了一家标识店？ YOU REMEMBER HANK WHO HAS A SIGN SHOP NEXT TO ME?
看来他的秘书要走了 WELL, TURNS OUT HIS SECRETARY IS LEAVING
在这个月底。 AT THE END OF THIS MONTH.
加里。 GARY.
这是一份很棒的工作。 IT'S A GREAT JOB.
我有工作。 I HAVE A JOB.
你就不能考虑一下吗？ WOULD YOU JUST THINK ABOUT IT?
又来了。 HERE WE GO AGAIN.
加里，我们开始约会的时候你就知道我是个警察。 GARY, YOU KNEW I WAS A COP WHEN WE STARTED DATING.
是啊，但我一直以为很快 YEAH, BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT SOON--
你以为我会放弃。 YOU JUST THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT UP.
那只是我经历的一个阶段。 IT WAS JUST A PHASE I WAS GOING THROUGH.
这个月她是警察 THIS MONTH, SHE'S A COP,
下个月也许她会变成女牛仔。 AND NEXT MONTH MAYBE SHE'LL BE A COWGIRL.
你受伤了。 YOU GOT HURT.
所以，就说“我早告诉过你了” SO, JUST SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO."
不。因为这次，我不能再这样活下去了。 NO. 'CAUSE THIS TIME, IT'S--I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS.
我是说，忘了你不在家这件事吧。 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, FORGET THE FACT YOU'RE NEVER HOME.
忘记我们永远无法制定计划的事实 AND FORGET THE FACT THAT WE CAN'T EVER MAKE PLANS
因为你不知道那天你的生活会是什么样子。 BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR LIFE'S GOING TO BE LIKE THAT DAY.
别忘了我和你的朋友没有共鸣 AND FORGET THAT I CAN'T RELATE TO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS
因为你所做的就是坐着说警察话。 'CAUSE ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND TALK YOUR COP TALK.
但是，杰姬，如果 BUT JACKIE, I'LL BE DAMNED IF
我要去接个电话 I'M GONNA GET A PHONE CALL
说我妻子躺在医院里 SAYING THAT MY WIFE IS LYING IN SOME HOSPITAL.
所以，我必须放弃我想要的东西 SO, I HAVE TO GIVE UP SOMETHING THAT I WANT
因为你处理不了。 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH IT.
你不觉得这听起来有点自私吗？ DON'T YOU THINK THAT THAT SOUNDS A WEE BIT SELFISH?
这就是我的感受。 THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
加里，我不会让别人掌控我的生活。 GARY, I'M NOT GONNA LET SOMEBODY ELSE RUN MY LIFE.
这是不会改变的。 THAT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE.
我不会干坐着等那个电话的。 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA SIT AROUND WAITING FOR THAT PHONE CALL.
那么，我们在说什么呢？我们要分手了？ SO, WHAT ARE WE SAYING HERE? WE'RE BREAKING UP?
告诉我你不会再当警察了 JUST TELL ME THAT YOU WON'T BE A COP ANYMORE
这一切都消失了。 AND THIS ALL GOES AWAY.
听着，不要卖掉自行车。 LOOK, DON'T SELL THE BIKE.
我知道有人在等你， I KNOW YOU GOT SOMEBODY WAITING FOR IT,
但我哥们真的很想要。 BUT MY BUDDY REALLY WANTS IT.
是的，我们会去的。很快。 YEAH, WE WILL BE THERE. SOON.
加里，别这样。 GARY, COME ON.
丹，别烦他。 OH, DAN, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
他可能在亲它 HE'S PROBABLY KISSING IT
让它变得更好。 AND MAKING IT BETTER.
拜托，伙计。我们得走了。我们会失去自行车的。 COME ON, MAN. WE GOTTA GO. WE'RE GONNA LOSE THE BIKE.
丹，我现在没法处理那辆自行车。 DAN, I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT BIKE RIGHT NOW.
我得离开这里了。 UM, I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
怎么了，你们又吵架了吗？ WHAT'S THE MATTER, DID YOU GUYS HAVE ANOTHER FIGHT?
这不仅仅是一场争吵，罗珊妮。 IT WAS MORE THAN JUST A FIGHT, ROSEANNE.
好吧,什么? WELL, WHAT?
这是我和她之间的事。 IT'S BETWEEN HER AND ME.
我是说，这是我们一直存在的问题 I MEAN, IT'S A PROBLEM THAT WE'VE BEEN HAVING
从头开始。 FROM THE BEGINNING.
这是私人的，罗珊娜。 IT'S PRIVATE, ROSEANNE.
嗯,很好。 WELL, FINE.
杰基会告诉我的。 JACKIE WILL TELL ME.
听起来糟糕。 SOUNDS BAD.
这是结束了。 IT'S OVER.
啊,男人。 AW, MAN.
是啊，这种事时有发生。 YEAH, WELL, THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
听着，我们还是要去骑自行车，对吧？ WELL, LISTEN, WE'RE STILL GOING TO DO THIS BIKE THING, RIGHT?
哦,是的。确定。肯定。 OH, YEAH. SURE. DEFINITELY.
你给我打个电话，还是 YOU GONNA GIVE ME A BUZZ, OR--
绝对的。 ABSOLUTELY.
嗨,加里。 HEY, GARY.
嗯,是吗? HUH, YEAH?
照顾好自己。 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
是的。你也是，丹。 YEAH. YOU, TOO, DAN.
为什么,杰基?你怎么能做出这种事 WHY, JACKIE? HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
都不先和我商量一下吗？ WITHOUT EVEN DISCUSSING IT WITH ME FIRST?
他不是你男朋友。 HE'S NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
哦，别这样。这家伙很棒。 OH, COME ON. THIS GUY'S GREAT.
你做的那些烦人的事， ALL THOSE LITTLE IRRITATING THINGS YOU DO,
他觉得它们很可爱。 HE THINKS THEY'RE CUTE.
他走进来，给我下了最后通牒。 HE WALKED IN HERE, AND HE GAVE ME AN ULTIMATUM.
他让我退出警队。 HE TOLD ME TO QUIT THE FORCE.
那又怎样？我一直劝你退出警队 WELL, SO WHAT? I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU TO QUIT THE FORCE
从你开始工作的那天起。 SINCE THE DAY YOU STARTED.
是啊，我一直想和你分手， YEAH, AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH YOU,
但你似乎不会走开。 BUT YOU WON'T SEEM TO GO AWAY.
看。成为一名警察是我努力的结果 LOOK. BECOMING A COP IS SOMETHING I WORKED
非常非常难。 VERY, VERY HARD FOR.
如果丹提出要求你会怎么做 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF DAN JUST DEMANDED
让你放弃房子，工作和孩子？ THAT YOU GIVE UP THE HOUSE AND THE JOB AND THE KIDS?
好的。不好的例子。 OK. BAD EXAMPLE.
好吧，我告诉你我会怎么做，杰姬。 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WOULD DO, JACKIE.
我会和他一起解决的。 I'D WORK IT OUT WITH HIM.
没什么好解决的。 WELL, THERE IS NOTHING TO WORK OUT.
我要退出警队。 I'M QUITTING THE FORCE.
怎么啦？ WHAT?
他们告诉我，我要 THEY TOLD ME THAT I'M GONNA HAVE
去做文职工作，我要辞职。 TO TAKE A DESK JOB, AND I'M GONNA QUIT.
我没有成为警察 I DID NOT BECOME A COP
这样我就可以整天坐着打字了。 SO I COULD SIT ON MY BUTT ALL DAY TYPING.
你所做的一切 WELL, ALL'S YOU DID
就是整天坐着喝咖啡。 WAS SIT ON YOUR BUTT ALL DAY DRINKING COFFEE.
是啊，但我有收音机和车。 YEAH, BUT I HAD A RADIO AND A CAR.
现在你做的正是加里想让你做的。 WELL, NOW YOU'RE DOING EXACTLY WHAT GARY WANTS YOU TO DO.
不。我在做我想做的事。 NO. I'M DOING WHAT I WANT TO DO.
但这正是加里想要的。 BUT IT'S THE VERY SAME THING THAT GARY WANTS.
那我们为什么不租个小教堂呢 SO NOW, WHY CAN'T WE JUST RENT A CHAPEL
把这事了结了。 AND GET THIS THING OVER WITH.
不，算了吧。然后他会想 NO, FORGET IT. THEN HE WOULD THINK
我辞职只是因为他让我这么做。 THAT I QUIT JUST BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TO.
但你会知道真相的！ BUT YOU WOULD KNOW THE TRUTH!
你让他生活在无知之中。 YOU LET HIM LIVE IN IGNORANCE.
男人喜欢这样！ MEN LOVE THAT!
罗西尼。, ROSEANNE,
我要做你会做的事。 I'M GOING TO DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD DO.
你永远不会让一个男人掌控你的生活。 YOU WOULD NEVER LET A MAN RUN YOUR LIFE.
我想要一个无论如何都爱我支持我的人。 I WANT SOMEBODY WHO'LL LOVE AND SUPPORT ME NO MATTER WHAT.
就像丹为你做的一样 JUST LIKE DAN DOES FOR YOU.
你疯了吗？ ARE YOU INSANE?
你知道我在丹身上花了多少年吗？ DP YOU KNOW HOW MANY YEARS I HAD TO PUT INTO DAN?
你觉得他是那样从盒子里出来的吗？ YOU THINK HE CAME OUT OF A BOX LIKE THAT?
现在，你可以把同样的年份放在加里身上。 NOW, YOU COULD PUT THOSE SAME YEARS INTO GARY.
我跟你说，他是最适合你的人。 I'M TELLING YOU, HE IS THE PERFECT GUY FOR YOU.
不，罗珊妮，他很适合你。 NO, ROSEANNE, HE'S THE PERFECT GUY FOR YOU.
你只是想让他安定下来 YOU JUST WANT HIM TO SETTLE DOWN
照顾好你那古怪的妹妹 AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR FLAKY SISTER
这样你就不用再担心她了。 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER ANY MORE.
好吧，没关系！你不用再担心她了， WELL, THAT'S OK! YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER ANYMORE,
因为她会没事的！ BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE!
好吧，也许你做的是对的。 OK, SO MAYBE-- MAYBE YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
嗯哼。 MM-HMM.
天啊，我讨厌这个。 GOD, I HATE THAT.
哦,罗西尼。—— OH, ROSEANNE--
不，我真的，真的很讨厌这样，杰姬。 NO, I REALLY, REALLY HATE THAT, JACKIE.
所以… SO...
今天对你来说挺难熬的。 IT'S BEEN KIND OF A TOUGH DAY FOR YOU.
是的。 YEAH.
想再哭一场吗？ FEEL LIKE CRYING SOME MORE?
不。 NO.
想冲我吼吗？ WANT TO YELL AT ME?
不。 NO.
想吃披萨吗？ WANT A PIZZA?
是的。 YES.
额外的奶酪? EXTRA CHEESE?
嗯哼。 MM-HMM.
意大利辣香肠吗? PEPPERONI?
嗯哼。 MM-HMM.
香肠吗? SAUSAGE?
鳀鱼? ANCHOVIES?
没有人配得上凤尾鱼。 NO MAN IS WORTH ANCHOVIES.
现在从台阶上下来。 COME DOWN THE STEPS, NOW.
我很好。 I'M FINE.
我不知道你为什么这么急着回家。 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WANT TO GO HOME SO SOON.
罗珊娜，已经一周了。 WELL, ROSEANNE, IT'S BEEN A WEEK.
10天。 10 DAYS.
我把这些放到车里。 I'LL JUST PUT THESE OUT IN THE CAR.
我也会想你的，丹。 I'LL MISS YOU, TOO, DAN.
你确定要去吗？ YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO?
那里没有人可以说话，也没有人照顾你。 THERE'S NOBODY THERE TO TALK TO, AND NOBODY TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
只是公寓里一个狭小的小洞。 IT'S JUST A CRAMPED LITTLE HOLE OF AN APARTMENT.
你让我很沮丧。 YOU'RE DEPRESSING ME.
好吧，如果你很沮丧，你真的不应该去。 WELL, NOW, IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T GO.
不，我该继续我的生活了。 NO, IT'S TIME THAT I GET ON WITH MY LIFE.
你打算做什么？ WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
我不知道。我有一点残疾抚恤金 I DON'T KNOW. I GOT A LITTLE DISABILITY PENSION
进来之后，我就有时间尝试了 COMING IN, AND I GOT TIME TO TRY STUFF
我一直想做的事。 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.
像什么? LIKE WHAT?
我不会告诉你的。 I'M NOT TELLING YOU.
每次我尝试新事物， EVERY TIME I TRY SOMETHING NEW,
你只是拿它开玩笑，就像当警察一样。 YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF IT, LIKE BECOMING A COP.
你不能偷懒。 YOU DON'T LAY OFF.
哦, OH,
我不会做那样的事。 I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
你可以告诉我你要做什么。 YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
无论你选择什么，我都会全力支持。 I WILL TOTALLY SUPPORT WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE.
好的。 OK.
你知道，我想尝试点什么 YOU KNOW I WAS THINKING OF TRYING SOMETHING
有点艺术感，你知道， KIND OF ARTISTIC, YOU KNOW,
比如成为画家或雕塑家。 LIKE BEING A PAINTER OR A SCULPTOR.
或者我可以加入兰福德社区剧院。 OR I COULD JOIN THAT LANFORD COMMUNITY THEATER.
我可以成为一名演员。 I COULD BE AN ACTOR.
是啊，或者你可以当芭蕾舞演员。 YEAH, OR YOU COULD BE A BALLERINA.
你想成为一名芭蕾舞演员？ YOU WANT TO BE A BALLERINA?
罗珊娜，或者你可以当宇航员 ROSEANNE-- OR YOU COULD BE AN ASTRONAUT
是啊，你会成为一名伟大的宇航员。 YEAH, YOU'D BE A GREAT ASTRONAUT.
你可以飞得很高，进入外太空。 YOU GET TO FLY WAY UP HIGH INTO OUTER SPACE.
谢谢你的支持。 THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT.
或者你可以成为一名自由搏击运动员。 OR YOU COULD BE A KICKBOXER.
不。相扑选手。 NO. A SUMO WRESTLER.
再见。 BYE-BYE.
不…一个巫师。 NO...A PSYCHIC.
然后你就知道了，不是吗？ BUT THEN YOU KNEW THAT, DIDN'T YOU?
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