-哦 我们穿着 我们的狗大衣 是吗 - OH, WE'RE WEARING OUR DOGGY COAT, ARE WE?
我们看起来不是很好吗 DON'T WE LOOK JUST PWESCIOUS
穿着我们那愚蠢的小狗外套 IN OUR DUMB WITTLE DOGGY COAT?
当我们走路的时候 WHEN WE GO ON OUR WALK
所有其他的狗 ALL THE OTHER DOGS
会叫你书呆子 ARE GONNA CALL YOU A NERD.
-但别难过 - BUT DON'T FEEL BAD.
你会穿得最好的 YOU'LL BE THE BEST DRESSED
书呆子 NERD EVER.
-来吧 伙计们 让我们 - COME ON, GUYS, LET'S
准备走吧 GET READY FOR OUR WALK.
-也许闪电会袭击我 - MAYBE LIGHTNING'LL STRIKE ME
结束这种耻辱 AND END THIS HUMILIATION.
-女士们先生们 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
加菲尔德和朋友 GARFIELD AND FRIENDS.
-朋友在那里 - FRIENDS ARE THERE
-为了帮助你开始 - ♪ TO HELP YOU GET STARTED, ♪
给你一个 继续前进 ♪ TO GIVE YOU A PUSH ON YOUR WAY ♪
-那里有朋友 - ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE ♪
-要把你转过来 - ♪ TO TURN YOU AROUND, ♪
双脚着地 ♪ GET YOUR FEET ON THE GROUND ♪
全新的一天 ♪ FOR A BRAND NEW DAY ♪
-他们来接你 - ♪ THEY PICK YOU UP ♪
当你倒下时 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪
-帮你吞咽 - ♪ HELP YOU SWALLOW ♪
你的骄傲当事 ♪ YOUR PRIDE WHEN SOMETHING ♪
里面说 突破 ♪ INSIDE SAYS TO BREAK ON THROUGH ♪
到另一边 额 ♪ TO THE OTHER SIDE. ♪
-朋友就是某人 - ♪ FRIENDS ARE SOMEONE ♪
您可以打开 ♪ YOU CAN OPEN UP TO ♪
-当你感到 - ♪ WHEN YOU FEEL ♪
就像你准备好了翻转一样 ♪ LIKE YOU'RE READY TO FLIP ♪
-当你有 - ♪ WHEN YOU'VE GOT ♪
你肩上的世界 ♪ THE WORLD ON YOUR SHOULDERS ♪
-那里有朋友 - ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE ♪
给你小费 ♪ TO GIVE YOU A TIP ♪
-朋友在附近 - ♪ FRIENDS ARE AROUND ♪
当你需要它们时 ♪ WHEN YOU NEED THEM, ♪
他们还在那里 ♪ THEY'RE EVEN THERE ♪
如果你没有 ♪ WHEN YOU DON'T ♪
-在公园散步 - ♪ FOR A WALK IN THE PARK ♪
或者在黑暗中拍摄 ♪ OR A SHOT IN THE DARK, ♪
那里有朋友 ♪ FRIENDS ARE THERE ♪
-我不在乎 - ♪ I DON'T CARE ♪
-但是朋友 会照顾你的 - ♪ BUT FRIENDS WILL CARE FOR YOU ♪
-你们这些人对此很困惑 - YOU FOLKS HAVE THIS CONFUSED.
我是真的 你是活生生的 I'M REAL AND YOU'RE ANIMATED.
-嗯 救命 - HUH? HELP!
我快要淹死了 I'M DROWNING.
哦 哦 是你 欧迪 OH, OH, IT'S YOU ODIE.
我以为我在下面 I THOUGHT I WAS UNDER
喝水一会儿 WATER FOR A SEC.
-大多数休闲裤 - FOR MOST SLACKS
和内衣-- AND UNDERGARMENTS--
哦 不 - OH, NO!
我离开了电视台 I LEFT THE T.V.
通宵 ON ALL NIGHT!
-那么有 - THEN THERE ARE
轻量化模型 THE LIGHTWEIGHT MODELS
我们的结论是 AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR
14小时纪录片 14 HOUR DOCUMENTARY
你的朋友 衣架 YOUR FRIEND, THE COAT HANGER.
-我喜欢这样 - I FEEL LIKE SUCH
不称职的父母 AN UNWORTHY PARENT.
-下周收听我们的 - TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR OUR
16小时调查报告 16 HOUR INVESTIGATIVE REPORT,
棉签 COTTON SWABS,
祝福还是诅咒 A BLESSING OR A CURSE?
嘿 孩子们 - HEY, KIDS!
宾基的名字和 BINKY'S THE NAME AND
小丑是我的游戏 CLOWNING'S MY GAME.
你想我怎么来 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO COME
你生日那天去你家 TO YOUR HOUSE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
让你父母给你打电话 HAVE YOUR PARENTS CALL
这个数字 THIS NUMBER.
-现在不行 宾基 - NOT NOW, BINKY,
我得让加菲尔德睡觉 I HAVE TO PUT GARFIELD TO BED.
-哦 嘘 嘘 奥迪 - OH, SHH, SHH, ODIE,
加菲尔德需要睡觉 GARFIELD NEEDS TO SLEEP.
我有一些购物要做 I HAVE SOME SHOPPING TO DO.
我们出去吧 加菲猫可以 LET'S GO OUT SO GARFIELD CAN
安静点 HAVE SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
-好吧 - ALL RIGHT,
谁是小丑 WHO'S THE CLOWN
发出那种声音 MAKIN' THAT NOISE?
嘿 猫 - HEY, CAT,
我是小丑宾基 I'M BINKY THE CLOWN.
是家 IS THE HOME OF
埃德娜·福格蒂夫人 MRS. EDNA FOGERTY?
-没有 - NO.
-我来这里是为了祝愿她 - I'M HERE TO WISH HER
97岁生日快乐 A HAPPY 97TH BIRTHDAY!
-如果他这样做 - IF HE DOES,
埃德娜不可能98岁 EDNA WONT MAKE 98.
-生日快乐 - ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ♪
生日快乐 大伙儿 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WHOOPTY DO, ♪
哇哦 额 ♪ WHOOPTY DO! ♪
愿你的一天愉快 ♪ MAY YOUR DAY BE PLEASANT, ♪
打开你的礼物 ♪ OPEN UP YOUR PRESENT, ♪
只为你 只为你 额 ♪ JUST FOR YOU, JUST FOR YOU. ♪
生日快乐 快乐—— ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY-- ♪
-生日快乐 哎哟 哎呀 - ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WHOOPTY DO, ♪
谁做 额 ♪ WHOOPTY DO. ♪
-像那样唱歌的人 - PEOPLE WHO SING LIKE THAT
应该吸毒 SHOULD BE DRUG OUT ONTO
街道和枪击 THE STREET AND SHOT.
-既不下雨也不下雪 - NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW
也不是黑夜的阴暗 NOR GLOOM OF NIGHT
也不是坏脾气的猫 NOR CAT WITH BAD DISPOSITION
会留下这个小丑 WILL STAY THIS CLOWN
从他指定的回合 FROM HIS APPOINTED ROUNDS.
嘿 猫 - HEY, CAT!
闻我的花 SMELL MY FLOWER!
-我必须完成 - I HAVE TO FINISH
我的生日特别节目 MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL.
我还有一所房子 I HAVE ANOTHER HOUSE
之后再做 TO DO AFTER THIS.
哈哈 哈哈 哈哈 生日快乐 HO, HO, HO, MERRY BIRTHDAY!
是的 是圣诞小丑 YES, IT'S SANTA CLOWN.
嗬 霍城 霍城 HO, HO, HO!
-圣诞小丑 给我休息一下 - SANTA CLOWN, GIMME A BREAK.
-你去过吗 - HAVE YOU BEEN
今年有只好猫吗 A GOOD LITTLE CAT THIS YEAR?
这是给你的礼物 猫 HERE'S A GIFT FOR YOU, CAT.
嗬 霍城 霍城 HO, HO, HO!
诸如此类 AND SO FORTH.
-警告 附色块 - WARNING, SPLUT ENCLOSED.
什么是夹板 WHAT'S A SPLUT?
哦 对了 我一直忘了 OH, RIGHT, I KEEP FORGETTING.
-哦 对不起 猫咪 - OH, I'M SORRY, PUSSYCAT,
来 吃块糖果 HERE, HAVE A PIECE OF CANDY.
上面有巧克力 THAT'S CHOCOLATE COVERED
托巴斯科辣椒 TOBASCO HOT PEPPERS.
水 水 - WATER, WATER!
来吧 我需要水 COME ON, I NEED WATER!
-我要祝愿埃德娜 - I HAVE TO WISH EDNA
幸福的诞生-- A HAPPY BIRTH--
-他不会走的 - HE WON'T GO AWAY.
他永远不会离开我 HE'LL NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE.
他不知道他有 HE DOESN'T REALIZE HE HAS
错误的房子 THE WRONG HOUSE.
我得做点什么 I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.
-好吧 我结束了 - ALL RIGHT, I'M THROUGH
做个好小丑先生 BEING MR. NICE CLOWN.
开门 我要 OPEN UP, I'M GONNA
祝愿埃德娜·福格蒂夫人 WISH MRS. EDNA FOGERTY
祝你生日快乐 A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR ELSE!
FOGERTY夫人 MRS. FOGERTY?
最后 AT LAST.
生日快乐 生日快乐 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ♪
做什么 做什么 额 ♪ WHOOPTY DO, WHOOPTY DO. ♪
-我想的那样 - THE WAY I FIGURE IT
我也是福格蒂太太 I'M ALSO DOING MRS. FOGERTY
恩惠 A FAVOR.
她不必听 SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO LISTEN
对此 TO THIS.
-愿你的一天愉快 打开你的礼物 - ♪ MAY YOUR DAY BE PLEASANT, OPEN UP YOUR PRESENT, ♪
只为你 只为你 额 ♪ JUST FOR YOU, JUST FOR YOU. ♪
-最后 和平与宁静 - AT LAST, PEACE AND QUIET.
我想我会睡的 I THINK I'LL SLEEP
直到万圣节 UNTIL HALLOWEEN.
不 感恩节 已经过去了 NO, THANKSGIVING, IT'S LONGER.
-加菲尔德 我们回家了 - GARFIELD, WE'RE HOME!
嗯 你看起来像 WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE GOT
我们不在的时候睡个好觉 A NICE NAP WHILE WE WERE GONE.
我们给你准备了一些生日礼物 WE GOT YOU SOME BIRTHDAY GIFTS,
加菲尔德 GARFIELD.
-没错 我太累了 - THAT'S RIGHT, I WAS SO TIRED
我忘了今天是我的生日 I FORGOT TODAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY.
-当我们出去的时候 - AND WHILE WE WERE OUT
我安排 I ARRANGED FOR
一个特别的生日惊喜 A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!
-生日快乐 - ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ♪
生日快乐 大伙儿 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WHOOPTY DO, ♪
谁做—— ♪ WHOOPTY DO-- ♪
打开你的礼物 ♪ OPEN UP YOU PRESENT, ♪
只为你 只为你 额 ♪ JUST FOR YOU, JUST FOR YOU. ♪
-终于找到了一个地方 - MADE IT, AT LAST A PLACE
在那里我可以得到安宁 WHERE I CAN HAVE PEACE
安静 AND QUIET.
-我以为你永远不会 - I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER
到这儿来 GET HERE!
生日快乐 快乐 生日 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
做什么 做什么 ♪ WHOOPTY DO, WHOOPTY DO, ♪
祝你的一天愉快 ♪ MAY YOUR DAY PLEASANT, ♪
打开你的礼物 ♪ OPEN UP YOUR PRESENT, ♪
只为你 只为你 额 ♪ JUST FOR YOU, JUST FOR YOU. ♪
生日快乐 生日快乐 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ♪
做什么 做什么 额 ♪ WHOOPTY DO, WHOOPTY DO. ♪
嘿 韦德 - HEY, WADE!
哦 哦 哦 谁 涉水 - OH, OH, OH. WHO "WADED"?
-韦德 你得来 - WADE, YOU GOTTA COME
在这里 伙计 OVER HERE, MAN,
并找出这个范围 AND SCOPE THIS OUT.
-是什么 - WHAT IS IT?
-你不会相信的 伙计 - YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, MAN.
-相信什么 - BELIEVE WHAT?
-我发现的这个虫子 - THIS BUG I FOUND.
-臭虫 臭虫 - A BUG! A BUG!
-一个错误 - A BUG.
韦德 你这个胆小鬼 你不应该 WADE, YOU SISSY, YOU SHOULDN'T
怕虫子 BE AFRAID OF A BUG.
-哇 - WHOA.
-我现在可以晚点睡觉了 - I CAN SLEEP LATER NOW
他们带来的 THAT THEY'VE BROUGHT OUT
一张完整的光盘 A WHOLE COMPACT DISC
公鸡的叫声 OF ROOSTER CRIES.
-另一天 - ANOTHER DAY,
还有600件可怕的事 ANOTHER 600 THINGS TO DREAD.
早起 奥森 UP EARLY, ORSON?
-我迷上了这本书 - I GOT HOOKED ON THIS BOOK.
关于一个通缉犯 IT'S ABOUT A WANTED CRIMINAL,
逃犯 逃犯 A FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE.
警察追捕了他-- THE POLICE HUNTED HIM--
-大家都起来了 - EVERYONE'S UP.
罗伊可以消除那种窃窃私语 ROY CAN KNOCK OFF THAT CROWING.
我去叫他停下来 I'M GONNA GO TELL HIM TO STOP.
-嘿 奥森 这是你的吗 - HEY, ORSON, IS THIS YOUR
纸放在沙发下面 PAPER HERE UNDER THE SOFA?
卡住了 IT'S STUCK.
这是什么东西 WHAT IS THIS THING?
警告 不要删除此标签 WARNING, DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG
根据刑法的处罚 UNDER PENALTY OF LAW PENAL CODE
7756盎司等 7756 SO-AND-SO.
哎呀 这是违法的 GEE, IT'S AGAINST THE LAW
删除—— TO REMOVE--
嗯 我有树叶要耙 WELL, I HAVE LEAVES TO RAKE,
所以我撕下了标签 SO I TORE A TAG OFF.
它能造成什么伤害 WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?
他们不能因此逮捕我 THEY CAN'T ARREST ME FOR THAT,
他们能吗 CAN THEY?
也许我可以把它缝回去 MAYBE I COULD SEW IT BACK ON?
它能造成什么伤害 它能造成什么伤害 WHAT HARM CAN IT DO? WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?
它能造成什么伤害 WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?
-开始只是 - ♪ IT STARTS WITH JUST ♪
一件小事 ♪ A LITTLE THING, ♪
没有人会错过 额 ♪ NO ONE WOULD MISS AT ALL. ♪
什么可能被感知 ♪ WHAT POSSIBLE PERCEIVABLE ♪
伤害它能做什么 ♪ HARM CAN IT DO ♪
仅仅违反一点法律 额 ♪ TO BREAK JUST A LITTLE LAW? ♪
它能造成什么伤害 它能造成什么伤害 额 ♪ WHAT HARM CAN IT DO? WHAT HARM CAN IT DO? ♪
它能造成什么伤害 额 ♪ WHAT HARM CAN IT DO? ♪
-每天就寝时间 晚上九点钟 - ♪ BEDTIME'S EVERY NIGHT AT NINE ♪
但是你从床上爬起来 额 ♪ BUT OUT OF BED YOU CREEP. ♪
你玩得很安静 ♪ YOU PLAY REAL QUIET ♪
直到你听到 额 ♪ UNTIL YOU HEAR. ♪
-你应该 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED
去睡觉 TO GO TO SLEEP.
-它能造成什么伤害 - WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?
它能造成什么伤害 它能造成什么伤害 WHAT HARM CAN IT DO? WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?
制定规则是有原因的 ♪ RULES ARE MADE FOR A REASON, ♪
总是有些我们讨厌的 额 ♪ ALWAYS SOME WE HATE. ♪
他们帮助我们所有人 ♪ THEY HELP US ALL ♪
为了相处 ♪ TO GET ALONG TOGETHER, ♪
制定法律 ♪ LAWS ARE MADE ♪
保持我们的直线 额 ♪ TO KEEP US STRAIGHT. ♪
你借了点东西 ♪ YOU BORROW SOMETHING ♪
来自朋友 ♪ FROM A FRIEND, ♪
洋娃娃或卡车 ♪ A DOLL OR MAYBE A TRUCK ♪
他们看到你拿走了 ♪ THEY SAW YOU TAKE IT, ♪
他们想要回来 ♪ THEY WANT IT BACK, ♪
哦 孩子 不要玩具 哦 糟糕 额 ♪ OH, BOY, NO TOY, OH, YUCK! ♪
它能造成什么伤害 它能造成什么伤害 额 ♪ WHAT HARM CAN IT DO? WHAT HARM CAN IT DO? ♪
韦德 你是个通缉犯 WADE, YOU'RE A WANTED DUCK!
-它能造成什么伤害 - WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?
它能造成什么伤害 它能造成什么伤害 WHAT HARM CAN IT DO? WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?
-韦德·杜克 你被指控了 - WADE DUCK, YOU ARE CHARGED
撕裂 在枕头上贴上标签 WITH TEARING THE TAG OFF A PILLOW,
你怎么辩护 HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
-我做到了 - I DID IT!
我做到了 我很高兴我做到了 I DID IT. I'M GLAD I DID IT!
我会再做一次 AND I'D DO IT AGAIN.
-我判你9999年 - I SENTENCE YOU TO 9,999 YEARS
在监狱里 IN PRISON.
-至少我没有得到生命 - AT LEAST I DIDN'T GET LIFE.
-我抢劫了50家银行 - I ROBBED 50 BANKS
以及60个加油站 AND 60 GAS STATIONS.
-是的 我抢劫了70个 - YEAH, WELL, I ROBBED 70
银行 见和90个加油站 BANKS, SEE, AND 90 GAS STATIONS
我偷走了 AND I STOLE
克洛普曼钻石 THE KLOPMAN DIAMOND.
你在干什么 WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?
-我从枕头上撕下标签 - I TORE THE TAG OFF A PILLOW.
-让我离开这里 - LET ME OUTTA HERE.
-救命 - HELP!
-不 不 我不想 - NO, NO, I DON'T WANNA
入狱 GO TO PRISON!
我得把标签缝回去 I GOTTA SEW THAT TAG BACK ON!
-罗伊 醒醒 - ROY, WAKE UP.
罗伊 罗伊 你有 ROY, ROY, YOU HAVE
戴上耳罩 YOUR EARMUFFS ON.
-我听不见你说话 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
我戴了耳罩 I HAVE EARMUFFS ON.
-隔壁的人 - THE FOLKS NEXT-DOOR
报警了 CALLED THE POLICE.
看到了吗 他们报警了 SEE? THEY CALLED THE POLICE
抱怨 TO COMPLAIN.
关闭噪音 TURN THE NOISE OFF.
-我听不见你说话 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
等我把声音关掉 WAIT TILL I TURN THE NOISE OFF.
-哦 这太荒谬了 - OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
他们不会放我 THEY WOULDN'T PUT ME
因为撕破标签而入狱 IN JAIL FOR TEARING A TAG!
我太紧张了 I'M TOO NERVOUS.
不像警察 IT'S NOT LIKE THE POLICE
正在寻找-- ARE LOOKING FOR--
警察 THE POLICE!
他们找到了我 救命 救命 THEY FOUND ME. HELP, HELP!
-卡住了 - IT'S STUCK.
这就是我买的东西 THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BUYING
马的立体声音响 A STEREO FROM A HORSE.
-你得关掉它 - YOU'VE GOTTA TURN IT OFF.
把我藏起来 我也是 年轻人进监狱 - HIDE ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO GO TO PRISON
-嗯 这是一种方法 - WELL, THAT'S ONE WAY
停止它 TO STOP IT.
-拜托 你得救我 - PLEASE, YOU GOTTA SAVE ME.
把我藏起来 HIDE ME.
给我找个律师 GET ME AN ATTORNEY.
给我叫默里的律师 GET ME AN ATTORNEY NAMED MURRAY!
我不想进监狱 I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAIL!
我不是故意的 I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
求你了 奥森 PLEASE, ORSON!
-韦德 冷静点 - WADE, CALM DOWN.
你做了什么 WHAT DID YOU DO?
-我撕掉了标签 - I TORE THE TAG OFF
枕头 OF A PILLOW
现在是警察了 AND NOW THE POLICE
来找我吧 HAVE COME FOR ME.
-你以为那是-- - YOU THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS--
你是——你是 YOU WERE--YOU WERE.
-韦德 你不是 - WADE, YOU'RE NOT
去坐牢 GOING TO JAIL.
我保证 I GUARANTEE IT.
-我们知道你在里面 - WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
举起手来 COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
-举起手来 - COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
我们包围了你 WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED.
听起来不是很好吗 DIDN'T THAT SOUND NEAT?
-我不知道 布克 - I DON'T KNOW, BOOKER.
你觉得那很好吗 DO YOU THINK THAT WAS VERY NICE?
-哦 来吧 - OH, COME ON.
它能造成什么伤害 WHAT HARM CAN IT DO?
哎哟 蜘蛛 - EW! A SPIDER.
别动 小蜘蛛 HOLD STILL, LITTLE SPIDER,
当我压扁你的时候 WHILE I SQUASH YOU
带着窗户 WITH THE WINDOW.
是的 我知道这有点残忍 YEAH, I KNOW IT'S KIND OF CRUEL
但这是我工作的一部分 BUT IT'S PART OF MY JOB.
-好吧 至少我有 - WELL, AT LEAST I GOT
除掉蜘蛛 RID OF THE SPIDER.
哦 不 OH, NO.
-真的吗 丽兹 - REALLY, LIZ?
一种新的猫病 A NEW CAT DISEASE?
它叫什么 WHAT'S IT CALLED?
-我刚拿到报告 - I JUST GOT THE REPORT HERE
在诊所 AT THE CLINIC.
它叫做 夏威夷猫流感 IT'S CALLED THE HAWAIIAN CAT FLU.
-夏威夷猫流感 - HAWAIIAN CAT FLU?
嗯 我不担心 WELL, I'M NOT WORRIED.
加菲尔德从不生病 GARFIELD NEVER GETS SICK.
-夏威夷 夏威夷 夏威夷 - HAWAII, HAWAII, HAWAII.
-乔恩 你能听见我说话吗 - JON, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
乔恩 JON.
-我不确定 - I'M NOT SURE
但我认为加菲尔德 BUT I THINK GARFIELD
可能会有 夏威夷猫流感 JUST MIGHT HAVE THE HAWAIIAN CAT FLU.
- 101度 - 101 DEGREES.
- 101 - 101?
发烧了吗 THAT'S A FEVER?
-不 这很正常 为了加菲尔德 - NAH, THAT'S NORMAL FOR GARFIELD.
-这就是温度 - THAT'S THE TEMPERATURE
微波千层面 OF MICROWAVE LASAGNA.
-把药给他 - JUST GIVE HIM THE MEDICINE
我会开处方什么的 I'LL PRESCRIBE AND WHATEVER
是的 别提… YOU DO, DON'T MENTION...
-别提夏威夷 - DON'T MENTION HAWAII?
-每次你提到 - EVERY TIME YOU MENTION
有夏威夷菜吗 ANYTHING HAWAIIAN
他会那样反应的 HE'LL REACT LIKE THAT.
-真的吗 - REALLY?
-你是说 他会 - YOU MEAN, HE'S GONNA
每次开始跳舞 START DANCING EVERY TIME
我提到夏威夷 I MENTION HAWAII?
带他回家 - TAKE HIM HOME
把这个给他 AND GIVE HIM THIS.
-或者是计划一个夏威夷式宴会 - EITHER THAT OR PLAN A LUAU.
你必须接受 加菲猫 YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT, GARFIELD,
你每次都开始跳舞 YOU START DANCING EVERY TIME
我提到谁 呃 I MENTION WHO, UH,
那地方什么的 THAT PLACE OR ANYTHING
从那个地方 FROM THAT PLACE.
-你太可笑了 - YOU'RE BEING MORE RIDICULOUS
比平常多了 THAN USUAL WHICH
很可笑 IS PRETTY RIDICULOUS.
-澳洲坚果 - MACADAMIA NUTS.
-现在你要吃吗 你的药 - NOW WILL YOU TAKE YOUR MEDICINE?
-他拒绝 接受吧 丽兹 I.… - HE REFUSES TO TAKE IT, LIZ. I...
-我会给你回电话的 莉斯 - I'LL CALL YOU BACK, LIZ.
-奥迪 看看你做了什么 - ODIE, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
你毁了我最好的 YOU'VE RUINED MY BEST
夏威夷衬衫 HAWAIIAN SHIRT!
让我们看看 一杯面粉 LET'S SEE, ONE CUP OF FLOUR,
两个鸡蛋 一罐菠萝 TWO EGGS, ONE CAN OF PINEAPPLE.
-可怜的加菲猫 像跳舞一样 - POOR GARFIELD, DANCING LIKE
每次有人 THAT EVERY TIME SOMEONE
火奴鲁鲁说 SAYS HONOLULU.
如果加菲尔德没有 IF GARFIELD DOESN'T
吃他的药… TAKE HIS MEDICINE...
-明晚的演出 - TOMORROW NIGHT'S SHOW
我们将展示 WE'LL BE FEATURING
愚蠢的动物特技 SILLY ANIMAL STUNTS.
所以如果你的宠物做了什么 SO IF YOUR PET DOES SOMETHING
傻瓜 你能赢1000美元 SILLY, YOU COULD WIN $1,000!
-做草裙舞的猫 - A CAT THAT DOES THE HULA.
很安静 THAT'S PRETTY STILLY,
不是吗 ODIE ISN'T IT, ODIE?
-我去叫加菲猫 - I'LL GET GARFIELD
在那个节目上 然后我可以 ON THAT SHOW AND THEN I CAN
吻我所有的钱 JUST KISS ALL MY FINANCIAL
担心啊哈 WORRIES ALOHA!
我们能拥有 - COULD WE HAVE
下一个申请人 THE NEXT APPLICANT
对于愚蠢的动物特技 FOR SILLY ANIMALS STUNTS?
-他跳踢踏舞 - HE TAP DANCES TO OLD
韦恩·牛顿记录 WAYNE NEWTON RECORDS
一边织毛衣 WHILE KNITTING A SWEATER.
-哦 别再跳踢踏舞了 - OH, NOT ANOTHER TAP DANCING
针织章鱼法 KNITTING OCTOPUS ACT.
-好吧 下一个 - ALL RIGHT, NEXT?
他做什么 WHAT DOES HE DO?
-波莉有印象 - POLLY DOES IMPRESSIONS.
波莉有印象 POLLY DOES IMPRESSIONS.
-（比尔·科斯比）你好 嘿 伙计 - (BILL COSBY) HELLO, HEY, MAN,
这真的很酷 THIS IS REALLY COOL.
给我一块饼干 伙计 GIVE ME A CRACKER, MAN.
LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA-LA! LA-LA-LA-LA!
（杰克·尼科尔森）让我来 (JACK NICHOLSON) LET ME HAVE
饼干 伙计 A CRACKER, PAL,
否则我不负责任 OR I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE.
（鲍勃·霍普）嘿 怎么样 (BOB HOPE) HEY, HOW ABOUT
这些羽毛 嗯 THESE FEATHERS, HUNH?
它们不是什么东西吗 AREN'T THEY SOMETHING?
嘿 我想告诉你 HEY, I WANNA TELL YA'.
（脏哈利）去吧 (DIRTY HARRY) GO AHEAD,
做我的笼子 MAKE MY CAGE.
（T先生）我可怜这个傻瓜 (MR. T) I PITY THE FOOL.
我同情愚人 I PITY THE FOOL
不给我饼干的人 WHO DON'T GIVE ME A CRACKER,
因为我需要饼干 'CAUSE I NEED A CRACKER.
-你觉得呢 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
-需要工作 - NEEDS WORK.
-你的猫做什么 - AND WHAT DOES YOUR CAT DO?
-哦 他有一个非常 - OH, HE HAS A VERY
愚蠢的天才 SILLY TALENT.
每当他听到… HE DANCES WHENEVER HE HEARS...
-哦 太傻了 - OH, THAT'S SILLY.
那是最愚蠢的一个 THAT'S THE SILLIEST ONE
我听了一整天了 I'VE HEARD ALL DAY.
他在演出 HE'S ON THE SHOW.
今晚回来 BE BACK HERE TONIGHT.
-我 在电视上 - ME? ON T.V.?
他花了很长时间 WELL, IT TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH
发现我的天赋 TO DISCOVER MY NATURAL TALENTS.
-我要发财了 - I'M GONNA BE RICH,
是的 先生 我会发财的 YES, SIR, I'M GONNA BE RICH.
-乔恩认为他会 - JON THINKS HE'S GONNA
发财 MAKE A FORTUNE.
好吧 如果我要上电视的话 WELL, IF I'M GONNA BE ON T.V.
我最好身体健康 I'D BETTER BE IN MY BEST HEALTH
也就是说 WHICH MEANS TAKING
这种药 THIS MEDICINE.
-哎呀 - YUCK!
-加油 加菲尔德 - COME ON, GARFIELD,
他们在等我们 THEY'RE WAITING FOR US
在演播室 AT THE STUDIO.
-我的公众在等待 - MY PUBLIC AWAITS.
我希望我不必 I HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO
签名亲笔签名 SIGN AUTOGRAPHS
主要是因为猫不会写字 MAINLY 'CAUSE CATS CAN'T WRITE.
-也许我应该 - MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE
带了一个电影剪辑 BROUGHT A FILM CLIP.
我想知道它们是什么 I WONDER WHAT THEY
希望我做 EXPECT ME TO DO?
我想知道是什么 - I WONDER WHAT
他们希望我这样做 THEY EXPECT ME TO DO.
-好吧 谢谢 - WELL, THANK YOU.
那不是很傻吗 WASN'T THAT JUST SILLY?
好吧 我们最后的选手 WELL, OUR LAST CONTESTANT
听说我是 I'M TOLD IS ONE OF
最愚蠢的行为 THE SILLIEST ACTS
我们曾经有过 WE'VE EVER HAD.
-加油 加菲尔德 我们开始了 - COME ON, GARFIELD, WE'RE ON.
-欢迎你 - WOULD YOU PLEASE WELCOME
乔恩·阿巴克先生和他的猫 MR. JON ARBUCKLE AND HIS CAT,
加菲尔德 GARFIELD.
-下次我得到 - NEXT TIME I GET
第一次计费 FIRST BILLING.
-嗯 阿巴克先生 - WELL, MR. ARBUCKLE,
到底是什么 WHAT EXACTLY IS IT
加菲猫呢 THAT GARFIELD DOES?
-他每跳一次呼啦舞 - HE DANCES THE HULA EVERY
有人提到夏威夷的时候 TIME SOMEONE MENTIONS HAWAII.
-我没有 - I DO NOT.
-你听见了吗 加菲猫 - DID YOU HEAR ME, GARFIELD?
我说的是夏威夷 I SAID HAWAII.
-不 老实说 他在跳舞 - NO, HONEST, HE DANCES
草裙舞 THE HULA.
他一定很紧张 HE MUST BE NERVOUS.
夏威夷 加菲尔德 檀香山 HAWAII, GARFIELD, HONOLU,
冲浪板 四弦琴 对吧 SURFBOARDS, UKULELES, DON HO?
-我 - ME?
在电视上跳草裙舞 DANCE THE HULA ON T.V.?
我有尊严 I HAVE MY DIGNITY.
-加菲尔德 拜托 夏威夷 - GARFIELD, PLEASE, HAWAII,
毛伊 给他预定 丹-欧 MAUI, BOOK HIM, DAN-O,
菠萝 火山 PINEAPPLES, VOLCANOES,
他真的做到了 HE REALLY DOES.
他跳草裙舞 HE DANCES THE HULA.
这样地 LIKE THIS.
你好 夏威夷 HELLO, HAWAII.
我能过来吗 CAN I COME OVER?
他做到了 他跳呼啦舞 HE DID! HE DANCED THE HULA!
-恭喜你 - CONGRATULATIONS,
这是最愚蠢的行为 THIS IS THE SILLIEST ACT
我们在节目中见过 WE'VE EVER HAD ON THE SHOW.
你赢了1000美元 YOU WIN THE $1,000!
-是吗 - I DO?
-你觉得怎么样 - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
我让他上节目 I GET HIM ON THE SHOW
他得到了钱 AND HE GETS THE MONEY.
-我想他已经痊愈了 莉斯 - I GUESS HE'S ALL CURED, LIZ.
加菲尔德完了 GARFIELD'S ALL OVER
夏威夷猫流感 THE HAWAIIAN CAT FLU.
-很好 但你更好 - GREAT BUT YOU BETTER
把他关在里面 KEEP HIM INSIDE.
还有一个要去 THERE'S ANOTHER ONE GOING
阿拉斯加猫流感 AROUND, THE ALASKAN CAT FLU.
-阿拉斯加猫流感 - ALASKAN CAT FLU?
我怎么知道加菲尔德 HOW WILL I KNOW IF GARFIELD
就这么说 COMES DOWN WITH THAT?
-糊状 糊状 - MUSH, MUSH.
-乔恩 你在吗 - JON, ARE YOU THERE?
我来解释一下 I'LL EXPLAIN ABOUT
阿拉斯加猫流感 THE ALASKAN CAT FLU.
-没关系 - NEVER MIND.