瑪麗安女士 你有九碼半的嗎？ Mrs. Mariann. You have the nine and a half?
有的，你真是個幸運的女士 噢，我好激動 Yeah, you're a lucky lady. Oh, I'm excited.
最後一雙了 讓我看看那雙美麗的腳 Last pair. Let me see those beautiful feet.
右腳合適嗎？ The right foot's all right?
好了 穿進去 There you go. Get it in there.
它們太緊了 沒關係的 好吧 They're too tight. It's okay. All right.
這是九碼半的嗎？是的，這是九碼半的 Are these the nine and a half? These are the nine and a half, yeah.
有下一個尺碼的嗎？ Do you have the next size?
沒有，凱瑞布魯克款的沒有 但這就是我不喜歡凱瑞布魯克的原因， No, not in a Kerrybrooke. But that's why I don't like Kerrybrooke,
因為它們尺碼偏小 像是為娃娃或什麼東西做的 because they fit really small. They're made for dolls or something.
它們太緊了 好的，脫下來吧 別擔心 They're too tight. Okay, take 'em off. Don't worry about it.
你試過活力牌的嗎？沒有 You ever try Vitality? No.
我馬上回來 I'll be right with you.
不好意思 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
我前幾天在他這兒買了雙鞋，戴眼鏡的那位 I bought a pair of shoes here the other day from him, with the glasses.
馬蒂 怎麼了？ Marty. Yeah?
這位女士說從你這裡買了雙鞋 This woman said she bought a pair of shoes from you.
哦，是的 你買的是棕色瑪麗珍鞋，對吧？ Oh, yeah. You bought the brown Mary Janes, right?
是的，我買了 鞋子很棒 我直接穿出店了 Yeah, I did. They're great. I wore them out of the store.
好的 所以我把舊鞋落在這裡了 Okay. So I left my old ones here.
好的 它們是什麼樣的？ Okay. What did they look like?
是雙色高跟鞋，翼尖鞋頭 They're two-toned pumps, wingtips.
勞埃德，你看到她的鞋了嗎？沒有 Lloyd, did you see her shoes? No.
有沒有可能你把它們放進了 Is it possible that you maybe put them in one of the boxes
我試穿的其他鞋子的盒子裡，然後重新上架了？ of the other shoes that I was trying on and restocked them?
好吧 行 嗯… Okay. All right. Um…
你介意我的同事幫你一下嗎？ Do you mind if my colleague helps you out for a second?
勞埃德 你能幫瑪麗安處理一下嗎？ Lloyd. Can you help with Mariann here?
當然 當然 Sure. Sure.
好的，我們去地下室找找 來吧 Yeah, we'll check the basement. Come.
謝謝 失陪一下 Thank you. Excuse me.
勞埃德會幫你的 拿那雙活力牌的 Lloyd's gonna help you. Get the Vitalities.
好的 我會考慮價格的 Okay. I'll think about the price.
我馬上回來 我先處理完這邊 I'll be right with you. Let me finish up here.
好的，謝謝 Okay, thank you.
什麼？噓 What? Shh.
馬蒂 啊，操 Marty. Ah, fuck.
我想給你看點東西 過來 I wanna show you something. Come here.
什麼？等一下 蹲低點 蹲下 What? One second. Just get low. Go low.
我為什麼要蹲下？ Why do I have to get low?
你好嗎？馬蒂，看我給你弄到了什麼 How you doing? Marty, look what I got for ya.
這是什麼？ What is this?
看看 Check it out.
我在看什麼？ What am I looking at?
翻過來 Turn it over.
經理？經理 Manager? Manager.
得了吧，默里 Come on, Murray.
不管你做什麼，就是別告訴勞埃德這件事 Whatever you do, just don't tell Lloyd about this.
聽著，我跟你說得很清楚了 Look, I've been very clear with you.
我無意冒犯 你在這裡建立的事業非常值得稱讚 I'm not trying to be disrespectful. You built something very commendable here.
我不想…我現在不想討論這個 I don't wanna-I don't wanna discuss this now.
停 停 讓我說句話 Stop. Stop. Let me say something.
能近距離親眼看到這一切，對我的靈魂很有好處 It's been good for my soul to see this up close and personal.
但我不是個賣鞋的 我不想討論這個 But I'm not a shoe salesman. I don't wanna discuss this.
我不是個賣鞋的 我不想討論這個，好嗎？ I'm not a shoe salesman. I don't wanna discuss this, okay?
我想討論，因為等我旅行回來，這事就結束了 I do wanna discuss it, 'cause when I'm back from my trip, this is over.
我不會回來幹這個了 I'm not coming back and doing this.
說到這個，我們現在能結賬嗎？我得買機票了 Speaking of which, can we settle up now? I gotta buy my plane ticket.
打烊時再結 We'll settle at closing.
我想趁休息時去見旅行社的人 I wanted to see the travel agent on my break.
你午休後永遠不會再回來了 You'll never come back after your lunch break.
你就是這麼看我的？ That's what you think of me?
是的 你認為我會一去不回？ Yes. You think I would go and not come back?
是的 我說了打烊時結，好嗎？ Yes. I said settle at closing, okay?
就這樣？是的，就這樣 再見 That's it? Yeah, that's it. Goodbye.
我愛你 I love you.
走吧 等等 等等我 Come on. Wait. Just wait for me.
我剛要… 我正要去找你 I was about… I was about to come to you.
不，艾拉生病在家 No, Ira's home sick.
哇，哇，哇 我可不能生病 什麼？ Whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't get sick. What?
我有錦標賽要打 I got the championships.
不，是食物中毒 是食物中毒 No, it's food poisoning. It's food poisoning.
真希望我能把你藏進行李箱 I wish I could hide you in my luggage.
我好想跟你一起去 I wanna come with you so bad.
《至尊馬蒂》 本影視由米奇爸爸 基於iTunes官方英文字幕翻譯製作
反手 反手 反手 Backhand. Backhand. Backhand.
正手 正手 正手 Forehand. Forehand. Forehand.
反手 反手 反手 Backhand. Backhand. Backhand.
正手 正手 Forehand. Forehand.
反手 反手 Backhand. Backhand.
高球 And lob.
正手 Forehand.
馬蒂！幹嘛！ Marty! What!
電話！告訴他我20分鐘前就走了！ Phone! Tell him I left 20 minutes ago!
我可不是你該死的信差！去接他媽的電話！ I'm not your goddamn messenger! Pick up the goddamn phone!
我不能 沃利，把白襯衫脫了 I can't. Wally, take the white shirt off.
我無法在白襯衫背景下追蹤白球 I can't follow the white ball against the white shirt.
得了吧 你他媽就是個躲避陽光的懦夫 Stop it. You're a fucking sun dodger.
哦，是嗎？我愛你 我愛你 Oh, yeah? I love you. I love you.
喂？ Hello?
是朱迪 It's Judy.
嗨，朱迪 Hi, Judy.
你母親，她病得很重 Your mother, she's very sick.
是嗎，真的嗎？ Okay, really?
是的 她臉色發灰 胡言亂語 Yes. She's gray in the face. She's speaking nonsense.
她在找你 你應該回家 She's asking for you. You should come home.
聽起來很嚴重 你最好叫救護車 Sounds really bad. You should probably call an ambulance.
那誰陪她去？ Who's gonna go with her?
呃，我不知道 既然你這麼關心，你最好陪她去 Uh, I don't know. You should probably go since you're so invested.
等一下 Hold on a minute.
他不相信 He's not buying it.
就告訴他我停止呼吸了！ Just tell him I stopped breathing!
絕對不行 太荒謬了 我才不會那麼說 Absolutely not. That's ridiculous. I'm not saying that.
告訴他你要送我去醫院 Tell him you're taking me to the hospital.
好吧 我會帶她去急診室 Okay, fine. I'll take her to the emergency room
在那兒等天知道多久 and sit there and wait for God knows how long.
而你可以來這裡給我丈夫送藥 And you can come here and give my husband his medicine
給他按摩一整晚的腳 and massage his feet all night long.
告訴他我暈倒了 Tell him I passed out.
哦，天哪！你母親，她剛剛失去意識了 Oh, my God! Your mother, she just lost consciousness.
你現在必須馬上回家 You've gotta come home now.
喂？ Hello?
嗨 給我一秒鐘 Hi. Just give me a second.
我不知道你想讓我說什麼，朱迪 I don't know what you want me to say, Judy.
我很忙 我在午休 I'm busy. I'm on my lunch break.
我能聽到她在小聲說話 她就站在你旁邊 I can hear her whispering. She's right there standing next to you.
我告訴你她暈倒了 我現在很煩 I told you she passed out. It's annoying me now.
你在跟誰說話？ Who are you talking to?
哦 我沒跟誰說話 Oh. I'm not talking to anybody.
朱迪只是占線了一個小時 Judy's just been tying up the line for an hour.
我給你帶了點肉湯 I got you some broth.
是冰的 It's ice cold.
是啊，因為店裡排隊的人很長 Yeah, 'cause the line was really long at the shop.
哦，是嗎？那我打電話去問，他們會這麼說嗎？ Oh, yeah? So that's what they'll say if I call down and ask?
你不相信我？你是在說我撒謊嗎？ You don't believe me? You calling me a liar?
那就拿起電話打給他們 Pick up the phone and call them.
你得先讓朱迪掛電話 You're gonna have to get Judy off the phone first.
哦，好的 Oh, okay.
嘿，朱迪，掛電話 Hey, Judy, get off the phone.
好的，這是一個標準的IATT認可的球 Okay, this is a normal IATT approved ball.
試著追蹤白球在白襯衫背景下的軌跡 Try to follow the white ball against the white.
幾乎不可能，對吧？ Almost impossible, right?
我甚至看不到你眼睛在動 I don't even see your eyes moving.
如果我穿白襯衫，你就看不到球了 If I'm wearing a white shirt, you can't see the ball.
現在，想像一下用橙色的球，這從來沒人想過 Now, imagine it with an orange ball, which no one's ever thought of.
看到了嗎？你現在跟球好多了 看他的眼睛 See? You're already following it way better. Look at his eyes.
看到他的眼睛在看哪裡了嗎？是的，看到了 See how his eyes are looking? Yeah, I see it.
你現在看起來更投入了 You're looking more engaged now.
這就是我們想做的 在當今的乒乓球界， So that's what we wanna do. Right now in the world of table tennis,
你必須穿黑色，只是為了能看清白球 you're obliged to wear black, just so you can follow the white ball.
看看這個 這是特德·貝利 Look at this. That's Ted Bailey.
那是誰？ Who's that?
那是目前世界排名第一的選手 That's the number one ranked player in the world right now.
他是英國冠軍 順便說一句，我已經打敗過他了 He's the British champion. I've already beat him, by the way.
現在看看這個 Now look at this.
這是傑克·克萊默，網球世界第一 That's Jack Kramer, number one tennis player.
這有什麼不同？他穿了一身白 What's the difference there? He's wearing all white.
他一身白 很漂亮 He's in all white. It's beautiful.
對我來說，那是奢華 是格調 你可以推銷這個 To me, that's luxury. To me, that's class. You could sell that.
馬蒂，一個訂製的球會花很多錢 Marty, a custom ball like that is gonna cost a lot of money.
當然是訂製的 這是為獨特的人設計的原創球 Of course it's custom. It's an original ball for an original guy.
這是"至尊馬蒂"球，不是"普通馬蒂"球 It's the Marty Supreme ball, not the Marty Normal ball.
但要花多少錢？ But what's it gonna cost?
成本不重要 我們不能在這上面省錢 It doesn't matter the cost. We can't cheap out on this.
費用是象徵性的，加拉尼斯先生 It's gonna be nominal, Mr. Galanis.
你總說我們要花錢才能賺錢，對吧？ You always said we gotta spend money to make money, right?
給我來杯咖啡 Get me a cup of coffee.
不 讓你的秘書給你倒杯咖啡 No. Get your secretary to get ya a cup of coffee.
南希很忙 就給我倒杯咖啡 Nancy's busy. Just get me a coffee.
爸，我們這是在像男人一樣談生意 Dad, we're talking like men about business here.
我不會給你倒咖啡的 給我他媽的咖啡！ I'm not getting ya a cup of coffee. Get me the damn coffee!
馬蒂，你要咖啡嗎？ Marty, you want a coffee?
不用了，我很好 我不喝咖啡因 No, I'm all right. I'm not drinking caffeine.
聽著 Listen.
我很感激你是我兒子的朋友 I appreciate you're friends with my son.
他能力有限 He's limited.
他30歲了 還住在家裡 He's 30 years old. He's still living at home.
沒干成什麼事 He hasn't done much.
而且他不懂生意 不懂成本 And he doesn't know business. He doesn't know the costs.
我認為他不是能力有限，加拉尼斯先生，恕我直言 I don't think he's limited, Mr. Galanis, respectfully.
我是說，看看您生意上的成功 I mean, look at your business success.
那在您的DNA裡，您把它傳給了迪翁 That's in your DNA, and you passed that through to Dion.
只是還沒被喚醒 我不知道 It just hasn't been awoken yet. I don't know.
如果我不是打心底裡完全相信這件事， I wouldn't be here trying to involve you in something
我就不會來這裡試圖讓您參與其中 that I didn't fully in my bones believe in.
我非常尊重您的錢 我知道這很難相信， I have tremendous respect for your money. I know it's hard to believe,
但我告訴您，這項運動，在海外能坐滿體育場 but I'm telling you, this game, it fills stadiums overseas.
在美國坐滿體育場也只是時間問題， And it's only a matter of time before it fills stadiums in the United States too,
在我登上冠軍麥片盒封面看著您之前 before I'm staring at you from the cover of a Wheaties box.
我對這門生意一竅不通 I don't know nothing about this business.
不，你不懂 所以你才要相信我 No, you don't. That's why you gotta trust me.
下週這個時候，我將成為第一個贏得英國公開賽的美國人 This time next week, I'll be the first American to ever win the British Open.
那將使我直接進入世界錦標賽的排名第一 That'll slide me into the number one ranking for the World Championship.
《生活》雜誌會報道《展望》雜誌會報道 Life magazine's gonna cover it. Look magazine's gonna cover it.
他們必須報道《展望》雜誌的編輯，他很喜歡我 他們都喜歡我 They have to. The editor of Look magazine, he loves me. They all love me.
我擁有得天獨厚的條件，可以成為這項運動在美國的代言人 I'm uniquely positioned to be the face of the entire sport in the United States.
勞埃德！ Lloyd!
我要打烊了 I'm closing up.
是的，我看得出來 只是來見我叔叔的 Yeah, I can see that. Just here to see my uncle.
他走了 He left.
他走了？什麼意思？今天走了？ He left? What do you mean he left? For the day?
他得送你母親去醫院 He had to take your mother to the hospital.
我的天啊 她沒病 For crying out loud. She's not sick.
嘿，勞埃德，他欠我錢 我們本來今天要結賬的 Hey, Lloyd, he owes me money. We were supposed to settle up today.
也許如果你沒有午休五個小時， Well, maybe if you didn't take that five-hour lunch,
你就能跟他談上了 哦，閉嘴 you would have spoke with him. Oh, shut up.
你好 Hello.
你聽起來好多了，是吧？好得真快 You're sounding a lot better, huh? That happened quick.
我會活下去的，不用謝你！ I'll live, no thanks to you!
夠了，媽 你跟默里在一起嗎？說實話 Enough, Mom. Are you with Murray? Be honest.
沒有 我想他去旅行了 好嗎？ No. I think he left for his trip. Okay?
旅行？什麼旅行？ His trip? What trip?
他要帶埃絲特去庫徹斯度週末 He's taking Esther to Kutchers for the weekend.
但如果我要求，他會留下來的 But he would have stayed if I asked him to.
你沒病，媽 他本該給我機票錢的 You're not sick, Mom. He was supposed to give me my money for my flight.
嗯，我對此一無所知，親愛的 Well, I don't know anything about that, sweetie.
不，你知道！你以為我為什麼在這裡工作？ Yes, you do! Why do you think I'm working here?
我接受這份工作純粹是為了那個 I literally only accepted this job for that.
我不知道你在暗示什麼 I have no idea what you are implying.
你知道這是什麼嗎？什麼，這是什麼？ You know what this is? What, what is this?
這是蓄意破壞 你在破壞我 This is sabotage. You're sabotaging me.
哦，拜託 你是在毀掉你自己的人生 Oh, please. You're sabotaging your own life.
那是什麼？什麼？ What is that? What?
你真以為我會搶劫你？ Are you seriously thinking I'm gonna rob you?
本能反應 Just a reflex.
如果我想搶劫你，你早就死了 早就躺在血泊裡了 If I wanted to rob you, you'd be dead. You'd be in a pool of blood.
我來拿我的西裝 你知道我專門為這次旅行買的嗎？ I came to grab my suit. You know I bought this specifically for my trip?
不知道你打乒乓球還需要西裝 Didn't know you need a suit to play ping pong.
我只想要默里欠我的700美元 I just want the $700 that Murray owes me.
是嗎，不然呢？ Yeah, or what?
不然我就打你的腿 你不會的 Or I'm gonna shoot you in the leg. No you're not.
你確定？ You sure about that?
你打我的腿，你會在監獄裡蹲幾年 You shoot me in the leg, you'll be spending the next few years in jail.
那我打你的頭 I'll shoot you in the head instead.
你也不會那麼做的 You're not gonna do that either.
聽著，勞埃德，我只想要答應給我的那份，一分不多 Look, Lloyd, I just want what was promised to me, not a penny more.
我會帶著十倍於那個數額的獎金回家 I'm gonna be coming home with ten times that amount in prize money.
所以你就忍忍，讓我拿走我應得的， So just turn the other cheek, let me take what I'm owed,
等我回來我會給你整整100美元 and I'll give you an even $100 dollars when I get back.
沒興趣 Not interested.
勞埃德，拜託 看看我，求你了 Lloyd, come on. Look at me, please.
我們都知道你最想看的就是我被炒魷魚 We both know you'd love nothing more than to see my ass get canned.
你比我更有動力做這份工作，一千倍都不止， You're a thousand times more motivated than me to do this job,
但看看這個，好嗎？ and yet look at this, okay?
看 Look.
默里給我的 翻過來 Murray gave that to me. Flip it over.
經理 我要當你的老闆了！ Manager. I'm gonna be your boss!
這多不公平？我隨時可以炒掉你 How unfair is that? I could fire you whenever I want.
我可以讓你跪在地上擦地板 I could tell you to sweep the floor on your hands and knees.
怎麼樣，嗯？ How about that, okay?
勞埃德，我現在真的用槍指著你 Lloyd, I'm actually pointing a gun at you right now.
我真的威脅要開槍 I'm actually threatening to use it.
這是一次像其他任何搶劫一樣的合法搶劫 這上面全是我的指紋 This is a legit robbery like any other. My fingerprints are all over this thing.
這些都是事實 These are facts.
所以打開保險箱，讓我拿走我應得的， So open the safe, let me take what I'm owed,
然後你可以打電話給默里，告訴他發生了什麼， and you can call Murray, tell him exactly what happened,
讓他炒了我，或者報警 隨你便，好嗎？ get me fired, press charges. Whatever you want, okay?
好吧 Fine.
給您，先生 謝謝 Here you go, sir. Thank you.
我們沒有自己的房間嗎？ We don't get our own rooms?
這裡好冷 It's freezing in here.
我現在真的需要你認真點 看著我 I really need you to be serious now. Eyes on me.
巴基斯坦，我需要你看著我 Pakistan, I need you to look at me.
等等，日本今年派了隊來？你看到了嗎？ Wait, Japan brought a team this year? You see that?
是的 日本人派了隊 Yeah. The Japs sent a team.
那旅行禁令呢？ What about the travel ban?
他們一定解除了 沒有旅行禁令了？ They must have lifted it. No more travel ban?
好了，先生們，現在請為我翻轉你們的球拍 Okay, gentlemen, I want you to flip your paddles for me now.
非常感謝 Thank you very much.
開始吧 一 二 三 Here we go. One. Two. Three.
拿穩了 Hold it still.
賽點，莫澤 Match point, Mauser.
比賽結束，莫澤 Match, Mauser.
你讓我太輕易打出正手了 應該多打我的反手 You let me get to my forehand too much. Should've tried to put me in my backhand.
得分，遠藤 Point, Endo.
比分多少？19比4 What's the score here? Nineteen-four.
那個日本人？日本人把貝利打爆了 The Japanese guy? Japanese guy's trashing Bailey.
他用的是什麼？那是什麼球拍？ What's he using? What's that paddle?
不知道，伙計 沒人知道 I don't know, mate. No one knows.
是靜音的 It's silent.
像個幽靈！哇 Like a ghost! Wow.
得分，遠藤 Point, Endo.
賽點 Match point.
打得好，馬蒂 打得好 Great game, Marty. Great game.
比賽結束，莫澤 Match, Mauser.
斯德哥爾摩錦標賽的獲勝者是… The winners of the tournament at Stockholm…
嘿 你是拉姆·賽提，對吧？ Hey. You're Ram Sethi, right?
抱歉，能稍等一下嗎？ Sorry, could you hold for a moment?
你不介意吧？不介意 有什麼事嗎？ You don't mind? No. Can I help you with something?
我只是好奇，你在這期間住哪裡？ I was just curious, where are you staying while you're in town?
關你什麼事？ What business is it of yours?
我就是問問，你住哪個酒店？ I'm just saying, what hotel are you staying at?
所有IATT代表都住在麗茲酒店 All the IATT representatives are stationed at the Ritz.
在麗茲？是的，我聽說了 是的 At the Ritz? Yeah, that's what I heard. Yes.
你覺得這合適嗎？我不知道你在暗示什麼 Do you think that's okay? I don't know what you're implying.
你看到他們把我安排在哪兒了嗎？有問題嗎？ Have you seen where they put me? Is it a problem?
嗯，恕我直言，先生，那是個垃圾地方 Well, with all due respect, sir, it's a dump.
我很抱歉它沒達到你那麼高的標準 I'm so sorry it doesn't meet your high standards.
我們為所有選手提供免費住宿，莫澤先生 We offer complimentary housing to all our players, Mr. Mauser.
據我所知，你是唯一一個抱怨的 So far as I know, you're the only one to complain.
你跟我說話的語氣好像我只是個街頭隨便的選手，好吧？ You're talking to me like I'm any player off the street, okay?
我需要休息好才能贏得比賽 I need good rest so I can win the tournament.
你很清楚美國人的勝利對這項運動的未來意味著什麼 You know perfectly well what an American win will do for the future of the sport.
我對乒乓球有好處，塞西先生 去跟USTTA申訴 I'm good for table tennis, Mr. Sethi. Appeal to the USTTA.
沒有USTTA USTTA就是兩個人加一張桌子 它不存在 There is no USTTA. The USTTA is two guys and a desk. It doesn't exist.
嗯，那不是我的問題 那就是你的問題 Well, that's not my problem. It is your problem.
我想住在你住的地方！這是我需要的！ I wanna stay where you're staying! That's what I need!
我覺得整個對話非常冒犯 I am finding this whole exchange really offensive.
你覺得被冒犯了？我覺得被冒犯了 You're offended? I am offended.
我覺得被冒犯了！你讓你的明星選手擠在老鼠窩裡！ I'm offended! You're making your star player huddle in a rat's ass!
很抱歉被打斷了 I'm so sorry for that interruption.
嗯，回到錫蘭和墨西哥… Um, back to Ceylon and Mexico…
這酒店不錯 一定很貴 是的，非常好 This is a nice hotel. Must cost a mint. Yeah, very nice.
IATT負責住宿費？ The IATT covers accommodations?
只為他們明星選手提供 是嗎？有多少明星選手？ Only for their star players. Is that right? How many are there?
明星選手？我不知道 我沒見過別人，所以就一個 Star players? I don't know. I haven't seen any others, so one.
進入半決賽，緊張嗎？ Any nerves, going into the semis?
緊張？對陣克萊茨基？不 你開什麼玩笑？ Nerves? Against Kletzki? No. You kidding me?
嗯，他贏了最近三年的錦標賽 Well, he's won the tournament for the last three years.
他名聲很大 我也名聲很大 He's got quite the reputation. I have quite the reputation.
聽著，我要對克萊茨基做奧斯維辛都沒能做到的事 Look, I'm gonna do to Kletzki what Auschwitz couldn't.
好吧 我來完成這個任務 Okay. I'm gonna finish the job.
天哪 有點過了，伙計 Jesus Christ. A little strong, mate.
沒關係 我是猶太人 我可以這麼說 It's all right. I'm Jewish. I can say that.
事實上，如果你想想，我就像是希特勒最可怕的噩夢 In fact, if you think about it, I'm like Hitler's worst nightmare.
為什麼這麼說？ And why's that?
看看我 我在這裡 Look at me. I'm here.
我成功了，我登頂了 我是希特勒失敗的最終產物 I did it, I'm on top. I'm the ultimate product of Hitler's defeat.
是的，記下來 說得不錯 記下來 Yeah, write that down. That was good. Write that down.
說得好 "希特勒失敗的最終產物 " Nice one. "Ultimate product of Hitler's defeat."
我很欣賞這份自信 把這句話放在我的照片下面 I do like that confidence. Put that under a picture of me.
跟我們說說你的背景吧 我的背景？ Tell us a bit about your background. My background?
不，但說真的… 我母親死於難產 No, but seriously… My mother died in childbirth.
我父親是個習慣性的失敗者，在我兩歲時拋棄了我 My father was a compulsive loser who abandoned me when I was two years old.
我被困在紐約市的孤兒院系統裡， I got stuck in the New York City orphanage system,
從一個地獄被送到另一個地獄 got shuttled from one hellhole to the next.
自然，就和法律扯上了麻煩 那不是凱·斯通嗎？ Naturally, got in trouble with the law. Isn't that Kay Stone?
我不想讓任何這些事定義我 I don't want any of that to define me.
失陪一下 失陪一下 什麼？ Excuse me. Excuse me. What?
是凱·斯通在那邊 是她 It's Kay Stone over there. That's her.
那是誰？ Who's that?
嗯，你知道的，那個電影演員 像是1930年代的 Well, you know, the movie actress. Like, from the 1930s.
機會 機會？ Opportunities. Opportunities?
說得好 是的，是的 好電影 That was good. Yeah, yeah. Great movie.
《黑箱》我父親愛她 Black Box. My dad loved her.
是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah.
她當時很紅？她紅極一時 She was big? She was huge.
曇花一現 就是她 Came and went. That's her.
這就是好萊塢，伙計 是的 是她 That's Hollywood, mate. Yeah. It's her.
確實是 It is indeed.
好像跟湖有關？ Something about a lake?
《影湖》 是的，那部不錯 Shadow Lake. Yeah, that was good.
美腿 太美了，伙計 太美了 Great legs. Gorgeous, mate. Gorgeous.
伙計們，覺得我有機會嗎？ Think I have a chance, lads?
下一個問題 Next question.
喂？ Hello?
凱？請講 Kay? Speaking.
嘿，我是馬蒂·毛瑟 我在皇家套房 Hey, it's Marty Mauser. I'm in the Royal Suite.
我昨天在大廳看到你了 I saw you in the lobby yesterday.
好的 Okay.
是的，我們有眼神交流 我當時在接受採訪 Yeah, we made eye contact. I was being interviewed.
我不記得了 I don't recall.
嗯，我是你的超級崇拜者 Well, I'm a huge admirer.
好的 有什麼事嗎？ Okay. Can I help you with something?
也許吧 我剛點了客房服務菜單上的每一樣東西 Maybe. I just ordered one of everything off the room service menu.
我一個人不可能吃完的 There's no way I'll be able to eat it all alone.
啊 Ah.
所以你想讓我去你房間？ So you'd like me to come up to your room?
嗯哼 是的 也許我該讓我丈夫去 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Perhaps I should send my husband instead.
當然 他可以上來，然後我下去找你 Sure. He can come up here, and I'll come down to you.
太好了 謝謝 再見 等等 我想繼續聊聊 Wonderful. Thank you. Goodbye. Wait. I wanna keep talking.
為什麼？ Why is that?
因為我從來沒跟真正的電影明星說過話 Because I've never talked to an actual movie star.
嗯，現在你有了 我希望這次經歷符合你的所有期待 Well, now you have. I hope the experience was all you thought it would be.
你知道，我也算是個表演者 You know, I'm something of a performer too.
是嗎？是的 你不相信我？ Are you? Yeah. You don't believe me?
我… I…
你…什麼？什麼？ You… What? What?
你是個表演者？ You're a performer?
是的，我是個表演者 你面前有《每日郵報》嗎？ Yeah, I'm a performer. You got the Daily Mail in front of you?
呃，我有，是的 Uh, I do have it, yes.
好的 翻到第12頁 Okay. Well, turn to page 12.
呃… Uh…
第12頁 Page 12.
好的 我在看什麼？ Okay. What am I looking at here?
中間，正中央 呃 Down the middle, in the center. Uh.
這是你？ This is you?
是的，"天選之子" 照片不錯，對吧？ Yeah, "the chosen one." It's a nice picture, right?
乒乓球？ Ping pong?
我打乒乓球 我在這裡參加英國公開賽 I play table tennis. I'm here competing in the British Open.
你多大了？我23歲 How old are you? I'm 23.
二十三 Twenty-three.
是的 Yeah.
我打賭你說不出我演過的任何一部電影 I bet you can't name one film I've done.
為什麼這麼說？ What makes you say that?
因為我在你出生前就息影了 Because I stopped acting before you were born.
真的嗎？這真有趣 嗯哼 Really? That's really interesting. Mm-hmm.
凱，你是不是用我的剃鬚刀刮腿毛了？ Kay, did you use my razor to shave your legs?
刀片鈍了 我刮傷了自己 It's dull. I've cut myself.
沒有 那是誰？你丈夫？ No. Who's that? Your husband?
我猜肯定是有人溜進來用它劈柴了 I guess someone must've snuck in and chopped wood with it.
我在打電話 我靠 I'm on the phone. Holy shit.
和誰？黛比 With whom? Debbie.
黛比 黛比？ Debbie. Debbie?
告訴她找個正經事做 Tell her to get a life.
他走了嗎？嗯哼 Is he gone? Mm-hmm.
好的 Okay.
那麼，你為什麼息影？我們聊聊這個 So, why'd you stop acting? Let's talk about that.
你知道，我真的得走了 You know, I really have to go.
你一定很想念表演，不是嗎？明天來溫布利看我比賽吧 You must miss it, don't you? Come watch me play at Wembley tomorrow.
我…我去不了 I… I can't.
來吧 你可以看我罷黜世界排名第一的選手 Come on. You can watch me dethrone the number one ranked player in the world.
我沒空 I'm not available.
哦，是嗎？你有什麼事？ Oh, yeah? What you got going on?
事實上，我要去參加我丈夫的一個大型促銷活動 Actually, I have a big promotional event to attend to for my husband.
哦，好的 Oh, okay.
他推銷什麼？ What's he promoting?
鋼筆 Pens.
鋼筆？你認真的？鋼筆 Pens? Are you serious? Pens.
像，寫字用的鋼筆？是的 Like, writing pens? Yes.
什麼，他是賣鋼筆的？ What, like, he's a pen salesman?
那你怎麼負擔得起你住的套房？ How can you afford the suite you're in?
他擁有羅克韋爾墨水公司 He owns Rockwell Ink.
哦 好吧 嗯… Oh. Okay. Well…
是的 Yes.
我知道羅克韋爾墨水 你肯定知道 I know Rockwell Ink. I'm sure you do.
好的 Okay.
嗯，是什麼活動？ Well, what's the event?
他雇了阿加莎·克里斯蒂在哈查茲書店簽售 He's hired Agatha Christie to sign books at Hatchards.
哦 Ooh.
聽起來真無聊 That sounds really boring.
好吧 Okay.
哦，天哪 Oh, for God's sake.
怎麼了？別掛 就一個問題 What is it? Don't hang up. Just one question.
你的房間是面向街道還是庭院？ Does your room face the street or the courtyard?
我不知道 I don't know.
回答我就行 是面向街道還是庭院？ Just answer the question. Is it facing the street or the courtyard?
庭院 好的 The courtyard. Okay.
我需要你去窗戶那兒 你在幾樓？ I need you to go to the window. What floor are you on?
我想我在三樓 I'm on the third floor, I believe.
三樓 好的，完美 Third floor. Okay, perfect.
看街對面 Look across the street.
你看到那扇開著的窗戶，桌上有個水果碗嗎？ You see the open window with a bowl of fruit on the table?
看到了 I do.
接下來會發生的事是：我會讓一個蘋果出現在那個碗裡 Here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna make an apple appear in that bowl.
如果我做到了，你就別去你的小約會，來看我比賽 And if I do, you're gonna blow off your little rendezvous and come watch me play.
不，不，不 我什麼都不會答應，不 No, no, no. I'm not agreeing to anything, no.
你不需要答應任何事 反正我都會做 好嗎？一… You don't have to agree to anything. I'm gonna do it anyway. Okay? One…
二… two…
三 three.
我會在售票處給你留張票 I'll leave a ticket for you at the box office.
得分，莫澤 Point, Mauser.
20比5 Twenty to five.
克萊茨基以零比二落後於莫澤 Kletzki trails Mauser two games to nil.
局點兼賽點，莫澤 Game and match point, Mauser.
讓我們在這球上找點樂子 好的 Let's have a little fun with this one. Okay.
找點樂子，好嗎？明白 Have a little fun, all right? Gotcha.
發球權換到克萊茨基 Service switches to Kletzki.
得分，克萊茨基 Point, Kletzki.
很好，先生們 謝謝 謝謝 Very well, gentlemen. Thank you for that. Thank you.
克萊茨基發球，6比20 Kletzki serves 6-20.
莫澤以兩局領先 Mauser leads two games to zero.
莫澤先生再次獲得賽點 Match point again for Mr. Mauser.
又是你發球，克萊茨基 Your service again, Kletzki.
得分，莫澤！ Point, Mauser!
莫澤以21比6贏得本局和比賽 三比零 Mauser wins the game and match by 21-6. Three games to nil.
莫澤進入決賽，將對陣日本的遠藤宏人 Mauser's on to the finals where he will face Koto Endo of Japan.
想吃什麼隨便點 別看價格，好嗎？ Get whatever you want. Don't even look at the prices, okay?
你點什麼？ What are you getting?
我要點惠靈頓牛排和魚子醬品嘗盤， I'm gonna get the Beef Wellington and the caviar tasting plate
因為它們是菜單上最貴的 because they're the most expensive items on the menu.
聽著，我想再談談關於環球旅行者隊的事 Listen, I would like to keep going back a little bit about the Globetrotters.
關於哈林環球旅行者隊，又談？是的 About the Harlem Globetrotters, again? Yes.
我說了，我沒興趣 為什麼沒興趣？ I told you, I'm not interested. Why not?
因為我不想做 'Cause I don't wanna do it.
錢很多 It's great money.
而且我們將環遊世界 你見過威尼斯嗎？ And we will travel all over the world. Have you seen Venice?
我不想在中場休息時表演花式擊球， I don't wanna be doing trick shots for a halftime show
而人們都在上廁所 while people are going to the bathroom.
那有失我的身份，好嗎？ That's beneath me, okay?
他們被當作皇室對待 服務員呢？ They're treated like royalty. Where's the waiter?
聽著，我認識做過這個的人 失陪一下 Listen, I know people who have done this. Excuse me.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
這是個很好的機會 我們不應該錯過 It's a great opportunity. We should not miss it.
馬蒂 Marty.
是的，先生 能為您效勞嗎，先生？ Yes, sir. May I help you, sir?
嗨 我們能點菜嗎？ Hi. Can we order?
當然，先生 我去叫您的服務員 Of course, sir. Let me fetch your waiter.
稍等 好的 Hang on. Yes.
呃，今晚羅克韋爾的賬單我來付 Uh, I'll be taking care of the Rockwell tab tonight.
記在我房間賬上 皇家套房 馬蒂·毛瑟 Put it on my room. The Royal Suite. Marty Mauser.
務必讓他們知道是我，也是 我會的 交給我吧，先生 And make sure they know it's me, too. I will. Leave it to me, sir.
別接受拒絕 我不會的 Don't take no for an answer. I won't.
馬蒂·毛瑟 皇家套房 去告訴他們 遵命，先生 Marty Mauser. Royal Suite. Go tell 'em. Will do, sir.
好了 看著我 別看那邊 看著我 Okay. Look at me. Don't look there. Look at me.
誰是羅克韋爾？某個蠢貨 Who's Rockwell? Some bozo.
現在看過去 自然點 他在幹什麼？ Look over now. Be subtle about it. What's he doing?
他以前沒來過這裡，先生 He hasn't been here before, sir.
他在看我們 He's looking at us.
真的嗎？是的 Really? Yeah.
好的，繼續跟我說話 表現自然點 Okay, keep talking to me. Be normal.
我希望你重新考慮 I want you to reconsider.
我們會是很好的團隊 我想和你一起做 We would be a great team. I wanna do this with you.
你為什麼對哈林環球旅行者隊這麼執著？ Why are you so fixed on the Harlem Globetrotters?
他們做的事很可悲，好嗎？ It's very sad what they do, okay?
地球上一些頂級的運動員淪落到像馬戲團小丑一樣表演 Some of the premier athletes on the planet reduced to acting like circus clowns.
他現在在幹什麼？ What's he doing now?
實際上，他朝我們走過來了 Actually, he's coming towards us.
自然點 表現隨意 好的，行 好的 Just be normal. Act casual. Okay, fine. Okay.
打擾一下 我認識你嗎？ Excuse me. Do I know you?
嗯-嗯 Mm-mmm.
我想不認識 I don't think so.
你想為我整桌人買單？ And you wanna buy dinner for my entire table tonight?
是的 可以嗎？為什麼？ Yeah. Is it okay? Why?
什麼意思，為什麼？我需要理由嗎？ What do you mean, why? Do I need a reason?
我換個問法 你想要什麼？ Let me rephrase that. What do you want?
不，我什麼都不要 這只是我表達感謝的一點小方式 No, I don't want anything. It's just my small way of saying thank you.
感謝？是的 Thank you? Yeah.
具體感謝我什麼？ Thank me for what, specifically?
感謝你們的所有產品 For all your products.
我是說，沒有鋼筆我們會怎樣？ I mean, where would we be without pens?
你知道，我有很多天賦，但我最自豪的是 You know, I have many talents, but the one I'm most proud of
在一英里外就能聞出狗屎味… is the ability to smell bullshit from a mile away--
我是完全真誠的 I'm being completely sincere.
你從哪兒來？紐約 你呢？ Where are you from? New York. What about you?
也是紐約 你做什麼的？ New York too. What do you do?
我是職業運動員 I'm a professional athlete.
真的嗎？什麼運動？乒乓球 Really? What sport? Table tennis.
乒乓球？那是運動？ Table tennis? That's a sport?
當然是運動 我在這裡參加英國公開賽 Of course it is. I'm here competing in the British Open.
明天我將在溫布利比賽， I'm playing at Wembley tomorrow
在滿座的觀眾面前對陣日本隊，爭奪冠軍 in front of a sold-out crowd in the finals against Japan.
我在這裡代表美國 I'm here representing the United States.
等等，等等，等等 日本？日本有隊來這裡？ Wait, wait, wait. Japan? Japan has a team here?
我剛說了 他們怎麼繞過旅行禁令的？ That's what I just said. How'd they get around the travel ban?
因為乒乓球是亞洲增長最快的運動 Because table tennis is the fastest growing sport in Asia.
在那邊非常流行 It's huge over there.
哦，你會喜歡這個的 Oh, you're gonna like this.
你知道他們怎麼稱呼他們的握拍法嗎？他們握球拍的方式？ Do you know what they call their grip? The way they hold their rackets?
不知道 他們稱之為"執筆式" No. They call it penholder.
那又怎樣？ So what?
你可以利用這個 You can use that.
用來做什麼？ Use it for what?
做個廣告什麼的 我不知道，你是生意人 For an advertisement or something. I don't know, you're the business guy.
我太失禮了 這位是我的伙伴，貝拉·克萊茨基 I'm being rude. This is my associate, Béla Kletzki.
很高興認識您，先生 Nice to meet you, sir.
我猜你也是乒乓球運動員吧？ I assume you're a table tennis player also?
我是 我是 實際上，我是1935年到1939年的世界冠軍 I am. I am. Actually, I was the World Champion from '35 to '39.
他是世界冠軍 我今天打敗了他 He was the World Champion. I beat him today.
他打敗了我 但他比我年輕得多 He beat me. But he's much younger than me.
我比他強得多，有天賦得多 I'm much better than him, much more talented.
我不禁注意到這個紋身 你曾經在集中營裡，對吧？ I can't help but notice this tattoo. You were in one of the camps, weren't you?
奧斯威辛-比克瑙 是的 為什麼問這個？ Auschwitz-Birkenau. Yeah. Why do you ask?
我兒子在解放你們時犧牲了 My son lost his life liberating you.
我對您的損失感到抱歉 I'm sorry for your loss.
我以為你們是被蘇聯人解放的 I thought you were liberated by the Soviets.
是的 不是美國人 We were. It wasn't the Americans.
我不是字面意思 他在南太平洋服役 I didn't mean it literally. He was serving in the South Pacific.
那他怎麼了？ Well, what happened to him?
什麼意思？他犧牲了 What do you mean? He was killed.
你覺得好笑嗎？ You find that funny?
哦，天哪 不，我只是有時會緊張地笑 Oh, God. No, I just get nervous laughter sometimes.
如果這能給你點安慰的話， If it's any consolation,
明天我將在他們頭上投下第三顆原子彈 I'll be dropping a third atom bomb on their heads tomorrow.
是的，我相信他的母親會從 Yeah, I'm sure his mother's gonna get a lot of comfort
你打著乒乓球紀念他這件事中得到很多安慰 that you're playing ping pong in his honor.
雖然不是什麼大事，但我很感激 It's not that big of a deal, but I appreciate it.
告訴他…他過去為納粹拆除炸彈 Tell him-He used to diffuse bombs for the Nazis.
告訴他你告訴我的那個故事… Tell him the story you told me about--
我還有一桌人在等 I've got a whole table of people waiting.
等等，等等 你會喜歡這個故事的 告訴他 Wait, wait. You're gonna love this story. Tell him.
你想聽嗎？不太想，但你說吧 You wanna hear it? Not really, but go ahead.
不，告訴他 很美 No, tell him. It's beautiful.
好吧，我長話短說 所以… Okay, I'll make it quick. So…
當我剛到集中營時，我被分到了營房 when I first got to the camp, I was put into housing.
幸運的是，有個軍官認出了我 Lucky for me, there was an officer who recognized me.
他在1935年布拉格的世界錦標賽上見過我 He had seen me in 1935 at the World Championships in Prague.
這傢伙是個真正的粉絲 我是說，真正的粉絲，好嗎？ This guy was a real fan. I mean, a real fan, okay?
你是說他讓你活著是因為你打乒乓球？ You're telling me he let you live because you played ping pong?
他們尊重我的技術，是的 They respected my skills, yeah.
然後，他們教我怎麼拆除SC炸彈 So then, they taught me how to dismantle SC bombs.
好嗎？ Okay?
每天早上，他們會把我送到森林裡去處理炸彈， Each morning, they would send me into the woods with the bombs
在營地的外圍，這樣我最多只能炸傷自己 on the outskirts of the camp where I could only do damage to myself.
有一次， So one time,
我跟著一隻蜜蜂 I followed a honeybee.
一隻蜜蜂？ A bee?
一隻蜜蜂， A honeybee,
一路跟到它的蜂巢 all the way to its hive.
我把所有的蜜蜂都熏了出來 And I smoked all the bees out.
然後打開蜂巢， And then broke it open,
我把蜂蜜塗滿了我的胸膛、手臂，到處都是 and I smeared the honey all over my chest, my arms, everywhere.
為什麼？ Why?
因為那天晚上晚些時候， 'Cause later that night,
我讓所有同鋪的人舔掉我身上的蜂蜜來獲取營養 I let all my bunk mates to lick the honey off of me for nourishment.
正面 Heads.
操 遠藤，選擇？ Fuck. Endo, choice?
發球 Serve.
我去那邊 I'll go to that side.
在我右手邊… 加油，馬蒂！加油！ On my right… Come on, Marty! Come on!
…來自美國的馬蒂·毛瑟，排名第二， …Marty Mauser of the United States, ranked second,
對陣來自日本的遠藤宏人，無排名 versus Koto Endo of Japan, unranked.
兩位先生將進行五局三勝的比賽， The gentlemen will battle to the best of five
每局21分 in games to 21 points.
每局必須至少贏兩分 Each game shall be won by at least two points.
祝你們好運，先生們 Good luck, gentlemen.
請安靜 Quiet, please.
好的！ All right!
得分，遠藤 一比零 Point, Endo. One-nil.
加油，美國！ Come on, America!
得分，遠藤 二比零 Point, Endo. Two-nil.
加油，馬蒂！ All right, Marty!
加油，馬蒂！ Come on, Marty!
得分，遠藤 三比零 Point, Endo. Three-nil.
得分，遠藤 四比零 Point, Endo. Four-nil.
加油，馬蒂！ Come on, Marty!
得分，遠藤 五比零 Point, Endo. Five-nil.
發球權換到莫澤 Service switches to Mauser.
得分，莫澤 Point, Mauser.
9分，發球，對方19分 Nine serving 19.
得分，莫澤 10比19 Point, Mauser. 10-19.
好樣的，馬蒂！ Okay, Marty!
得分，遠藤 20比10 Point, Endo. 20-10.
局點 Game point.
上！發球 Go! Serve.
得分，遠藤 21比10 Point, Endo. 21-10.
本局結束，遠藤勝 Game, Endo.
遠藤以二比零領先 Endo leads two games to zero.
得分，莫澤 Point, Mauser.
18比16 Eighteen-16.
得分，莫澤 17比18 Point, Mauser. 17-18.
上，馬蒂！加油！ Go, Marty! Come on!
發球權換到莫澤 Service switches to Mauser.
操 Fuck.
得分，遠藤 17比19 Point, Endo. 17-19.
哦，操 Oh, fuck.
得分，遠藤 17比20 Point, Endo. 17-20.
賽點 And match point.
請安靜 Quiet, please.
安靜 請安靜 Quiet. Settle down.
莫澤發球 Your service, Mauser.
加油，馬蒂！ Come on, Marty!
操 Fuck.
不，胡說！不行！ No, bullshit! No!
我現在就要用標準聯賽硬拍重賽！ I want a rematch right now with a standard-league hard-bat!
這是不可接受的！ That is unacceptable!
如果我有個機械手臂呢？ What if I had a mechanical arm?
如果我在球上塗膠水呢？那算符合規定嗎？ What if I put glue on the ball? Would that be kosher?
為什麼，他全程都在接受指導！這是不可接受的！ Why, he was getting coached the entire time! That is unacceptable!
我打的是真正的乒乓球！真正的乒乓球！ I play real table tennis! Real table tennis!
難以置信 Unbelievable.
…英國公開賽冠軍來自日本… …British Open champion from Japan…
去你的！ Fuck you!
…遠藤宏人！ …Koto Endo!
請問有米爾頓·羅克韋爾的預訂嗎？ Do you have a Milton Rockwell reservation?
請原諒？米爾頓·羅克韋爾的預訂，麻煩查一下 Excusez-moi? Milton Rockwell reservation, please.
啊，羅克韋爾？ Ah, Rockwell?
那麼，聽著，馬蒂，我想親自感謝你 So, listen, Marty, I wanna personally thank you
讓我認識了乒乓球 for introducing me to table tennis.
我不知道它在亞洲是如此風靡 I had no idea what a phenomenon it was in the Asias.
哦，是的 我知道 在日本是多麼流行！ Oh, yeah. I know. And how big it is in Japan!
那就是我想告訴你的 非常流行 That's what I was trying to tell you. It's huge.
所以，我正在考慮把它納入我們秋季在那邊 So, I'm thinking of incorporating it into some of the promotional events
要舉辦的一些促銷活動 we're gonna be doing over there in the fall.
怎麼納入？你有什麼想法？ How so? What are you thinking?
我想做的是安排一場表演賽， What I wanna do is stage an exhibition match
在世錦賽前後，由你和遠藤對陣 around the time of the World Championships between you and Endo.
嗯 我想你會喜歡這個主意 Mmm. I think you'd like that idea.
所以我要給你開個價 So I'm gonna make you an offer.
我付你一千美元 I'll pay you a thousand dollars.
讓你住在東京的帝國酒店 I'll put you up at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo.
如果你從紐約出發，我讓你坐我的私人飛機， And if you're leaving from New York, I'll give you a seat on my private plane,
你將生平第一次享受豪華飛行 and you'll fly in luxury for the first time in your life.
好吧，我的價格我們可以稍後再談 Okay, we can negotiate my price later.
但這會在比賽之前還是之後？ But this would be before or after the tournament?
大概在比賽前一週 不，必須在之後 About a week before the event. No, it's gotta be after.
我不能在正式比賽前公開對陣那傢伙 I can't face off against the guy in public before it actually counts.
戲劇性對我非常重要 我不能破壞戲劇性 Drama is very important to me. I can't undercut the drama.
我們別糾纏於細枝末節 Let's not get tied up in minutiae.
我只想知道你是否有興趣參與 I just want to find out if you're interested in participating.
哦，是的 當然 我對任何展示才華的機會都感興趣 Oh, yeah. Of course. I'm interested in any opportunity to show off my talents.
你也不用擔心，因為這次我會徹底擊敗他 And you don't have to worry either, 'cause this time I'm gonna obliterate him.
其實是我用的球拍的問題， It's really the racket that I'm playing,
但我向你保證，會是一場勝利 but I can assure you, it's gonna be a victory.
好了，聽著 我需要你明白這是怎麼回事 Okay, listen. I need you to understand what this thing's about.
這不是正式比賽 This is not an official match.
甚至不是真正的比賽 It's not even a real game.
這純粹是宣傳性的，為了娛樂日本民眾， This is purely promotional, to entertain the Japanese people,
讓他們買更多我的鋼筆，好嗎？ so they buy more of my pens, okay?
你會打幾場比賽 你會很棒 You're gonna play a few games. You're gonna be great.
但你不能打得比遠藤好 你想讓我輸？ But you can't play better than Endo. You want me to lose?
馬蒂，我給你看點東西 Marty, let me show you something.
日本最大的雜誌 Biggest magazine in Japan.
你讓遠藤成了國寶 You made Endo a national treasure.
聽著…你為什麼給我看這個？ Listen-Why are you showing me this?
你覺得這讓我想輸嗎？這讓我想贏 Do you think this makes me wanna lose? This makes me wanna win.
有時候，輸了才是贏家 Sometimes, when you lose you're a winner.
讓我解釋 讓我解釋 我比遠藤厲害一萬億倍 Let me explain. Let me explain. I'm ten trillion times better than Endo.
你明白嗎，對吧？是球拍打敗了我 You understand that, right? It's the racket that beat me.
他是個平庸的選手 我根本不在乎 He's a mediocre player. I couldn't care less.
我不在乎乒乓球 這是演戲 I don't care about table tennis. This is theater.
你擔心什麼？我的聲譽 What are you worried about? My reputation.
你的聲譽？是的，我的聲譽 Your reputation? Yes, my reputation.
我不想為了你把我的聲譽扔進垃圾堆 我不幹 I don't wanna throw my reputation in the trash for you. I'm not doing it.
你現在不就在一個雜耍馬戲團裡表演嗎？ Aren't you playing in a vaudeville circus act right now?
你什麼意思，雜耍？把話說完 What do you mean, vaudeville? Finish that sentence.
你在暗示什麼？你是中場表演，馬蒂 What are you implying? You're the halftime show, Marty.
哈林環球旅行者隊的！地球上最棒的運動員 Of the Harlem Globetrotters! The finest athletes on the planet.
自從一月份以來，我大概已經在八萬人面前表演過了 I've probably played in front of 80,000 people since January.
你覺得這好笑嗎？ That's funny to you?
不 你讓我覺得好笑 No. You're funny to me.
我讓你覺得好笑？你知道什麼讓我覺得好笑嗎？ I'm funny to you? You know what's funny to me?
你如此迫切地想要娛樂日本人， That you want to entertain the Japanese so badly,
而他們殺害了你的兒子 這讓我覺得好笑 and they murdered your son. That's funny to me.
聽著，你戳到了我的痛處，我也戳到了你的 好嗎？現在我們扯平了 Look, you struck a nerve, I struck a nerve. Okay? Now we're even.
滾出去 Get out.
不，我覺得你得先請我吃頓飯 Nah, I think you owe me a meal first.
"一閃一閃亮晶晶"！ "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"!
耶，教練，耶！ Yeah, Coach, yeah!
三，二，一 說"茄子" Three, two, one. Say cheese.
茄子！ Cheese!
打擾一下 Excuse me.
你好 Hello.
請不要在我房間裡吃喝 會招蟲子 Please don't eat or drink in my room. It attracts bugs.
我只是進去打掃 僅此而已 I just go in there to clean. That's it.
嗯，你看起來不太高興見到我 Well, you don't seem happy to see me.
是啊，你看起來也不太高興見到我 Yeah, and you don't seem happy to see me.
那麼，你現在要住在這裡嗎？ So, now are you going to be staying here?
怎麼，不行嗎？別擔心 What, is that not okay? Don't worry.
幾週後我就不打擾你了 I'll be out of your hair in a few weeks.
別說傻話 Don't be stupid.
為什麼？幾週後怎麼了？世界錦標賽 Why? What's in a few weeks? World Championship.
那在哪裡舉行？東京 So, where's that gonna be? Tokyo.
東京，日本？ Tokyo, Japan?
你問我東京是不是在日本？ Are you asking me if Tokyo's in Japan?
這是個認真的問題嗎？ Is that a serious question?
你看起來非常疲憊 You look very tired to me.
是啊，因為我剛繞了半個地球 我累了 Yeah, 'cause I just traveled halfway around the world. I'm tired.
我很忙 我在工作 我在賺錢 I was busy. I was working. I was making money.
你知道，當樓裡所有人都在上班的時候， You know, while everybody is at work in the building,
對你來說正是洗個舒服、漫長、熱水澡的好時候 it would be a good time for you to take a nice, long, hot shower.
給 這是什麼？ Here. What's this?
我給你買了點東西 嗯 I got you something. Mmm.
這是來自一個真正的埃及金字塔 It's from an original Egyptian pyramid.
我們建造的 We built that.
好吧 Okay.
嘿，利瓦伊 你長高了好多 Hey, Levi. You got a lot taller.
沒有，我沒長高 是的，你長高了 No, I didn't. Yeah, you did.
打擾一下 需要幫忙嗎？是的 我們走 Excuse me. Can I help you? Yeah. Let's go.
快點，快點 嘿！你在幹什麼？ Come on, come on. Hey! What are you doing?
走，走 走 不！你他媽的在幹什麼？ Let's go, let's go. Let's go. No! What the fuck are you doing?
你被捕了 不，我沒有！ You're under arrest. No, I'm not!
是的，你被捕了 過來 別動！我為什麼被捕？ Yes, you are. Come here. Stop moving! What am I under arrest for?
那是我的洗漱用品！嗷！你被捕了 That's my toiletries! Ow! You're under arrest.
為什麼？持械搶劫 走 For what? Armed robbery. Come on.
持械搶…你在說什麼？ Armed rob-What are you talking about?
你再動會傷到自己的！ You're gonna hurt yourself if you keep moving!
這是怎麼回事？走 What is going on? Come on.
默里，我媽媽呢？默里 我讓她離開一會兒 Murray, where's my mother? Murray. I asked her to leave for a bit.
你讓她…這他媽到底怎麼回事？我被捕了！幫幫我！ You told her-What the fuck is going on? I'm getting arrested! Help me!
薩爾，薩爾 我想私下跟他談談 失陪一下 走吧 Sal, Sal. I wanna talk to him in private. Excuse us. Just go.
薩爾？你認識這傢伙？你想讓我怎麼做？ Sal? You know this guy? What do you want me to do?
去後面待一會兒 好的 Just go in the back for a while. Yeah.
關上門 Close the door.
好吧，如果情況不對就喊一聲 All right, if it gets crazy just holler.
這他媽到底怎麼回事，默里？我拿的那筆錢，是你欠我的 What the fuck is going on, Murray? That money I took, you owed me.
不，不，不，不 那是你用槍搶劫的錢 No, no, no, no. It was money you stole at gunpoint.
不，你答應過我… 失陪一下 不，你沒… No, you promised me… Excuse me. No, you didn't…
那是我的錢，你拿走了… That was my money and you took--
你答應過給我那筆錢 我不是… 我為什麼要編這個？ You promised me that money. I'm not… Why would I make this up?
那是我去英國旅行的錢 你旅行怎麼樣了？ It was money for my trip to England. What happened on your trip?
什麼意思，我旅行怎麼樣了？ What do you mean, what happened on my trip?
你輸了！不，我沒有！ You lost! No, I didn't!
你輸了！你從哪兒聽說的？ You did! Where did you hear that?
不，我被算計了 你知道有多少次 No, I got cheated against. Do you know how many times
在半夜裡… 不，不 別說了 in the middle of the night… No, no. Stop with that.
閉嘴聽我說！別教訓我 Shut up and listen to me! Don't lecture me.
閉嘴！ Shut up!
你不知道有多少次我半夜被叫醒去保釋你 You don't know how many times I had to get woken up and bail you out.
我什麼時候讓你這麼做了？ When did I ask you to do that?
我什麼時候要求過你的幫助？你從沒要求我這麼做 When have I ever asked for your help? You never asked me to do that.
沒錯！但我做了 Exactly! But I did.
現在，你要像個大人了 And now, you're gonna be a big boy.
該輪到你了 像個大人？ It's your turn. A big boy?
你真的這麼對我說？是的 是的，你知道，看… Did you really just say that to me? Yeah. Yeah, you know, look…
我不能養你母親一輩子 I can't support your mother for the rest of my life.
你不用養她 哦，是嗎？為什麼不用？ You're not gonna have to. Oh, yeah? Why not?
因為我會承擔起來 你會承擔起來？怎麼承擔？ Because I'm gonna step up. You're gonna step up? How?
以一種你無法想像的方式 她會住在第五大道 In a way you can't imagine. She's gonna be living on Fifth Avenue
一棟有電梯的公寓樓裡， in an apartment and building with a elevator,
有個電梯工，每次她需要用電梯時都為她服務 and a man who works in the elevator that takes her every time she needs to use it.
當然，當然，當然 好吧，聽著 Sure, sure, sure. All right, look.
我給你兩個選擇，好嗎？ I'm gonna give you two options, okay?
我想你會喜歡第一個 I think you'll like the first one.
你回店裡來 You come back to the shop.
這次，別再胡鬧了 This time, no more bullshit.
沒有這些乒乓球的破事了，好嗎？ None of this ping-pong mishegoss, okay?
我會給你更多的責任， I'm gonna give you much more responsibility,
因為說實話，你是個很棒的推銷員 because truth be told, you're an amazing salesman.
我能把鞋賣給截肢者 I could sell shoes to an amputee.
那又怎樣？另一個選擇是什麼？ So what? What's the other option?
我報警起訴 I press charges.
勞埃德是證人… 你不會那麼做的 Lloyd is a witness… You're not doing that.
…然後你進監獄！ …and you go to jail!
真的嗎？你會對你自己的親人這麼做？你瘋了嗎？ Really? You'd do that to your own kin? Are you out of your mind?
我們走著瞧… 是你自己惹的 嘿，薩爾！薩爾！ We'll see… You took it upon yourself. Hey, Sal! Sal!
什麼？他現在付你多少錢？ What? How much is he paying you right now?
什麼付我錢，你在說什麼？ What are you talking about, paying me?
我叔叔付你多少錢來嚇唬我？ How much is my uncle paying for you to scare me?
不管多少，我給你雙倍，只要你給我口交 'Cause whatever it is, I'll double it for you to suck my dick.
什麼？給我口交 What? Suck my dick.
你口氣真難聞 嘴巴放乾淨點，你… You have terrible breath. Watch your mouth, you--
嗷！操！走 我們現在就走 Ow! Fuck! Let's go. We're going now.
他剛才打我了！住手 請住手 He just hit me! Stop. Please stop.
默里，他打我了 住手 Murray, he hit me. Stop.
我們已經談妥了 We worked everything out.
你在另一個房間 你沒聽到 我們已經談妥了 You were in the other room. You didn't hear. We already worked it out.
他會償還一切 畜生 He's paying back everything. Animal.
他把錢給我了，一切都好了 He gave me the money, and everything's okay.
你從哪兒弄來的？從你的行李裡拿的 Where did you get that? I got it from your luggage.
你瘋了嗎？那是我去日本的錢！ Are you out of your mind? That's my money for Japan!
你他媽瘋了嗎？走 走 Are you out of your fucking mind? Let's go. Let's go.
直接把他帶到城裡去，該死！把他帶到城裡去！ Just take him downtown, damn it! Take him downtown!
好的 好吧！好的！我停手！你完了 你完了 Okay. All right! Okay! I'll stop! You're done. You're done.
拜託 住手 住手 走 Please. Stop. Stop. Let's go.
好吧 放開他 放開他 放開他？ All right. Let him go. Let him go. Let him go?
放開他 放開他 坐起來 Let him go. Let him go. Sit up.
聽著，道歉 Listen, apologize.
好的，對不起 對不起 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
給他解開手銬 Take his cuffs off.
接下來會這樣，好嗎？好的 This is what's gonna happen, okay? Okay.
我們去花園咖啡館見你媽媽 We're gonna meet your mom at the Garden Café.
我們會吃一頓非常愉快的晚餐 We're gonna have a really nice dinner.
讓我們把所有這些破事都拋在腦後，好嗎？ And let's just put all this shit behind us, okay?
好的 好吧 Okay. All right.
對不起，對不起 對不起 你對不起？ I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're sorry?
我們會處理好一切 穿好衣服 We'll take care of everything. Just get dressed.
來吧 我愛你 好吧 我也愛你 Come on. I love you. All right. I love you too.
你侄子是個混蛋，你知道嗎？ Your nephew's a piece of shit, you know that?
哦，天哪 我真的很抱歉 Oh, Jesus. I'm so sorry.
再給你十塊 Here's another ten.
好的，行 Yeah, all right.
花園咖啡館，嗯？你點什麼？ Garden Café, huh? What do you get?
燻牛肉，還能有什麼？ The pastrami, what else?
啊，燻牛肉 你點什麼？ Ah, pastrami. What do you get?
烤牛肉 Roast beef.
烤牛肉？是的 Roast beef? Yeah.
非猶太警察！ Goyishe cop!
嘿 Hey.
開門 快點 Open up. Come on.
把門撞開 撞進去？ Break it down. Break it in?
操！ Fuck!
嘿！你去哪兒？ Hey! Where you going?
媽的 Shit.
怎麼了？他從窗戶出去了 What happened? He went out the window.
什麼？等等！弗蘭基！ What? Wait! Frankie!
什麼？他現在正從防火梯下來 What? He's coming down the escape right now.
他在那兒！從防火梯下去了！ There he goes! Down the escape!
哦，該死 快，快，快！ Oh, shit. Go, go, go!
我去用一下後面的電話 你等著 I'm just gonna use the phone in the back. You hold it.
看他多喜歡你？ See how much he likes you?
喂？嘿，沃利 你好嗎？我是馬蒂 Hello? Hey, Wally. How you doing? It's Marty.
你今晚上班嗎？我當然上班 Are you working tonight? Of course I'm working.
好的，很好 開上你的出租車，帶上盡可能多的現金 Okay, great. Bring your cab and as much cash as you can.
我要你在第28街的哈爾西酒店見我，好嗎？ I want you to meet me at The Halsey on 28th Street, okay?
什麼？你又想去騙錢了？ What? You wanna go hustling again?
是的，沒錯 Yeah, exactly.
不，不，不 上次我被揍慘了 No, no, no. I got my ass kicked last time.
我們大老遠跑到斯塔滕島， We went all the way to Staten Island,
不到十分鐘，他們就認出了你 and within ten minutes, they recognized you.
沒事 我們去奎因說的那個新澤西的地方 It's fine. We're gonna go to that place that Quinn was talking about in Jersey.
那是個餿主意 That's a bad idea.
那是你的新寵物 不，媽媽，我要犰狳 That's your new pet. No, Mom, I want the armadillo.
不，我已經… No, I already--
你知道嗎？我這就給你把犰狳買來 You know what? I'm just gonna get you the armadillo.
我給你買了，然後你自己決定 好嗎？ I'm gonna give him to you, and then you can make a decision. Okay?
它們不是爬行動物 是哺乳動物 They're not reptiles. They're mammals.
好的，很好 你真是個好人 一個半小時後見 Okay, great. You're a beautiful man. I'll see you in an hour and a half.
哪裡？在哈爾西 好的 我愛你 Where? At the Halsey. Okay. I love you.
謝謝 再見 Thank you. Bye.
好的 給你 Good. Here you are.
請問有後門可以出去嗎？ Is there a way I can go out the back or something, please?
什麼？你為什麼那樣看著我？ What? Why are you looking at me like that?
你不打算對我說點什麼嗎？ Aren't you gonna say something to me?
什麼，恭喜？ What, congratulations?
恭喜？是的 Congratulations? Yes.
你在開玩笑嗎？你想讓我說什麼？ Are you kidding me? What do you want me to say?
我試著聯繫你八個月了 I've been trying to get in contact with you for eight months.
我知道你想幹什麼 沒用的 I see what you're trying to do. It's not gonna work.
你說什麼？那不是我的 Excuse me? That's not mine.
這絕對是你的 不，不是 我抽出來了 It is absolutely yours. No, it's not. I pull out.
艾拉抽出來了嗎？ Does Ira pull out?
你想讓我怎麼回答？一個簡單的問題 What do you want me to say to that? It's a simple question.
他跟你做愛時抽出來嗎？ Does he pull out when he has sex with you?
回答 你想讓我回答這個？ Answer it. You want me to answer that?
是的！回答 他跟你…時抽出來嗎？ Yes! Answer it. Does he pull out when he…
對不起 對不起 對不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我現在一團糟 我真的是一團糟，瑞秋 I'm a mess right now. I'm really a mess, Rachel.
順便說一句，我在倫敦輸了… I lost in London, by the way--
嘿！ Hey!
天哪 God.
這是什麼？ What's this?
他父親去世了 His father died.
胡說！這是我八歲起的朋友 Bullshit! This is my friend since I was eight.
我在跟你說話嗎？ Am I talking to you?
艾拉，我從八歲就認識她了 Ira, I've known her since I was eight years old.
我父親剛去世 她在安慰我 My father just died. She was consoling me.
親愛的，沒事的 Honey, it's okay.
閉嘴！別碰我！你就這樣跟你妻子說話？ Shut up! Don't touch me! That's how you talk to your wife?
是的，我就這樣跟她說話 Yeah, that's how I talk to her.
好吧 Okay.
不，不，不！來吧 繼續 No, no, no! Come on. Keep going.
繼續 馬蒂，別鬧了 Keep going. Marty, just stop.
我要把他那連心眉從他該死的額頭上扯下來！ I'll rip that unibrow right off his fucking forehead!
想動粗？像猩猩一樣？ You wanna get physical? Like an ape?
艾拉 Ira.
艾拉！回來 你在幹什麼？ Ira! Come back inside. What are you doing?
誰他媽去叫警察過來，啊？ Somebody get the fucking cops over here, huh?
你做了什麼？操！我得離開這兒 What did you do? Fuck! I gotta get out of here.
你為什麼要躲警察？ Why are you running from the cops?
快，他就在這兒！ Come on, he's right here!
後面沒路出去嗎？ There's no way out the back?
什麼？什麼…拜託！快點 瑞秋！集中精神 What? What-Please! Come on. Rachel! Focus.
通往後門 走 It leads out the back. Go.
好的 好的 謝謝，謝謝 Okay. Okay. Thank you, thank you.
我以後告訴你 我以後告訴你 I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later.
伙計們，看到一個戴眼鏡的白人小子經過嗎？ Guys, you see a white kid with glasses come through here?
沒人看見他？ Nobody saw him?
不會說英語，是嗎？ No English, huh?
如果您想繼續通話，請投幣五分錢 Please insert a nickel if you'd like to continue the conversation.
五分錢？他們要掛我們電話了 A nickel? They're gonna cut us off.
你有五分錢嗎？沒有 Do you have a nickel? No.
媽媽，我沒撒謊 我保證這是最後一次 Mom, I'm not lying. I promise you this will be the last time.
是我眼睛花了，還是那個他媽的老鼠？ Are my eyes broke, or is that motherfucking Mouse?
謝謝 怎麼了，寶貝？ Thank you. What's up, baby?
太感謝了 我真的很感激 謝謝 Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Thank you.
你聞起來像條魚，馬蒂 You smell like a fish, Marty.
所以我們得找個酒店房間 我需要洗個澡 That's why we gotta get a hotel room. I need to get a shower.
你好嗎？嘿，能給我們開個房間嗎？ How you doing? Hey, can we get a hotel room, please?
四美元 你說是三美元的 Four dollars. You said it was three dollars.
那是最後一間 現在是四美元 為什麼現在四美元了？ That was for the last room. It's four. Why is it four dollars now?
給我四塊錢 我會還你的，我保證 Let me get four bucks. I'll pay you back, I promise.
我現在告訴你，我們只有十塊錢可以玩 I'm telling you right now, we only got ten to play with.
你只帶了十美元？ You brought ten dollars?
你就給了我一個小時準備 我們怎麼賺錢？ You gave me a hour notice. How are we supposed to make money?
我有孩子！我是個該死的出租車司機 I got kids! I'm a fucking taxi driver.
有更便宜的房間嗎？不用太好 Do you have a cheaper room? It doesn't have to be nice.
五樓有個房間，但不能用淋浴 There's a room on the fifth floor, but you can't use the shower.
好的，那個多少錢？兩塊五 Okay, how much is that? Two fifty.
給我三塊錢 謝謝 Let me get three dollars. Thank you.
你最好還我 算我愛你才幫你 You better pay me back. You lucky I love you.
吉米 吉米 從你的贏利里扣 Jimmy. Jimmy. It's coming out your winnings.
給我鑰匙 Give me the keys.
什麼味道？ What's that smell?
哦，我的天！操 Oh, my God! Fuck.
哇！那是什麼？哦，我的天！ Wow! What is that? Oh, my God!
他出了點小意外 He had a little accident.
天哪！他出了個大意外 God! He had an enormous accident.
太可怕了 That's horrible.
聞起來像屎！操！ Smells like shit! Fuck!
吉米，你聞起來像屎 Jimmy, you smell like shit.
那是你的口氣還是狗的？我能拿到鑰匙嗎？ Is that your breath or the dog? Can I get my key, please?
別和那條狗一起進電梯 走樓梯 Do not go in the elevator with that dog. Take the stairs.
你在開玩笑嗎？洗洗那條狗 Are you kidding me? Wash that dog.
再見，吉米 Goodbye, Jimmy.
她多大肚子了，馬蒂？非常大 很大 How big is she, Marty? Very big. Big.
她明天就要生了嗎？ Is she popping out tomorrow?
我不知道她什麼時候生 聽著，我只知道不是我的 I don't know when she's popping out. Look, all I know is it's not mine.
她有她的算盤 你不像我這麼了解她 She has an agenda. You don't know her like I do.
她困在一段痛苦的婚姻裡 她生活得很糟糕 She's stuck in a miserable marriage. She has a horrible life.
她想把這賴到我頭上 She's trying to pin it down on me.
從我們八歲起，她就想把我套牢 Since we were eight years old, she's trying to get me stuck.
就你這種窮酸樣？是的 Your bummy ass? Yes.
是的，她是瘋了 Yeah, she is crazy.
從生物學上講，那孩子不可能是我的，好嗎？ It's a biological impossibility that that kid is mine, okay?
所以，你用避孕套了？不，我不需要用 So, you using raincoats? No, I don't need to.
那你一定是沒子彈了 So you must be shooting blanks.
你知道什麼是自制力嗎，沃利？不知道吧？ Do you know what continence is, Wally? No?
每次我小便的時候，我都憋回去， Every time I take a piss, I pull back,
我憋住尿，數到十下密西西比 I hold my urine in, and I count to ten Mississippi.
這樣你才能鍛鍊肌肉 That's how you build up the muscle.
那樣你他媽的會得膀胱感染 That's how you get a fuckin' bladder infection.
你在幹什麼？那是我的郵件 What are you doing? That's my mail.
你瘋了嗎？ Are you out of your mind?
你需要去看看那些該死的尿布 You need to grab them goddamn diapers.
不 No.
然後振作起來 And get a fucking grip.
我不是父親 I'm not a father.
喲，馬蒂 什麼？ Yo, Marty. What?
麗茲酒店是什麼？ What's the Ritz?
怎麼了？ Why?
你收到一張1500美元的罰單 You got a $1,500 fine
來自國際乒乓球… from the International Table Tennis…
什麼？…協會和… What? …Association and…
他們… 拿進來！ And they… Bring it in here!
他們還禁止了你這個瘦皮猴 給我 And they banned your scrawny ass. Give me that.
他媽的怎麼回事？ What the fuck?
你還好嗎？你他媽是誰？ Are you okay? Who the fuck are you?
天哪！幫幫我！把這該死的東西從我身上弄開！ God! Help me! Get this fucking thing off of me!
我的狗！ My dog!
我靠！該死！怎麼了？ Holy shit! Shit! What happened?
快來！從那該死的浴缸裡出來幫我！ Come on! Get outta that fuckin' tub and help me!
我的狗要淹死了，伙計 快點！幫幫我！ My dog's drowning, man. Come on! Help me!
好的，我把它翻過來 把你的胳膊抽出來 Okay, I'm flipping it. Take your arm out.
一 二 把它抬起來！ One. Two. Lift it off!
三 Three.
把你的胳膊抽出來！哦，我的天！哦，我的天！ Take your arm out! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
操！操！ Fuck! Fuck!
哦，操，你的胳膊 Oh, fuck, your arm.
往後靠 往後靠 別看它 Lean back. Lean back. Don't look at it.
我需要做個止血帶 哦，操！ I need to make a tourniquet. Oh, fuck!
過來 把你的胳膊給我 你在幹什麼？ Come here. Give me your arm. What are you doing?
你在幹什麼？把你的胳膊給我 What are you doing? Give me your arm.
操 我的狗呢？ Fuck. Where's my dog?
別管狗了！把你的胳膊給我 Don't worry about the dog! Give me your arm.
摩西 什麼都別做 什麼都別做 Moses. Do nothing. Do nothing.
我抓住你了 別擔心 I got you. Don't worry.
沃利，叫救護車！ Wally, call an ambulance!
你還好嗎？不，我不好 Are you good? No, I'm not good.
我的眼鏡呢？ Where are my glasses?
我是說，你受傷了嗎？你剛從地板上掉下來 I mean, are you hurt? You just fell through the floor.
狗屎 我要把錢拿回來 Fucking horseshit. I'm getting our money back.
把錢拿回來？ Getting our money back?
馬蒂，我們得他媽趕緊離開這兒 才兩塊五 你在說什麼？ Marty, we gotta get the fuck out of here. It's $2.50. What are you talking about?
我要的可不止兩塊五 你看到剛才發生了什麼嗎？ I'm asking for way more than $2.50. You see what just happened?
在這兒等著 等 Wait here. Wait.
等多久？十秒鐘 For how long? Ten seconds.
我的鞋，我的衣服 My shoes, my clothes.
全都濕透了 裡面一團糟 Everything's soaking wet. It's a mess in there.
你幹嘛不閉嘴？你想換換嗎？ Why don't you put a sock in it? You wanna switch?
你！我… 我告訴過你別他媽用淋浴 You! I… I told you not to use the fucking shower.
不，你沒說 是你租給我的房間，好嗎？ No, you didn't. You're the one that rented me the room, okay?
我脖子可能都會摔斷從那天花板上掉下來 I could have broken my neck falling out of that ceiling.
那也他媽可能發生 That can fucking still happen too.
你這是在威脅我嗎？是的，我是 Are you threatening me right now? Yeah, I am.
你想威脅我？是的 You want to threaten me? Yeah.
地下室鎖了！誰他媽有鑰匙？ Basement is locked! Who's got the fucking key?
聽著，伙計！聽著！我要我房間的錢… Listen, man! Listen! I want my money for my room…
救護車 …我還要賠償 Ambulance. …and I want a reimbursement
我被毀掉的東西 你認真的？ for my shit that got ruined. Are you serious?
你別想拿回你的東西 You're not gonna get your shit back.
七塊五！你什麼都得不到 $7.50! You'll get nothing.
快來 幫幫我！醫護人員 Come on. Help me! Paramedics.
太好了，你們來了 病人在哪裡？ Good, you're here. Where's the patient at?
他在這兒 是他的胳膊 他流了很多血 He's in here. It's his arm. He's lost a lot of blood.
發生了什麼？ What happened?
浴缸掉在他身上了 浴缸掉在他身上了？ Bathtub fell on him. Bathtub fell on him?
我感覺不到我的胳膊了 I can't feel my arm.
喲，吉米 來，你得幫我處理這條狗 Yo, Jimmy. Come on, you gotta help me with this dog.
我現在沒人有空 我們得送它去獸醫那裡 I don't got nobody free. We gotta get him to the vet.
我現在沒人有空 他是我的家人，伙計 I got nobody free right now. He's my family, man.
聽著 就給我兩塊五，我馬上走人 七塊五就算了 Listen, now. Just give me the $2.50, and I'll get outta here. Forget the $7.50.
就給我兩塊五 我幫不了你 Just give me $2.50. I can't help you.
明天找老闆 See the owner tomorrow.
小子 是你這破天花板 Kid. It's your shitty ceiling
在這破旅館裡 小子 哦！ in this crummy hotel. Kid. Oh!
我什麼都不會給你 什麼？ I ain't giving you nothing. What?
小子 來吧 就把狗送到獸醫那裡去 Kid. Come on. Just bring the dog to the vet.
我不能 我有工作 我有活兒幹 I can't. I got work. I got a job.
我不能被解僱 你有工作？ I can't get fired. You got a job?
我給你雙倍工資 不，我不能 我不能 I'll give you double what you're getting. No, I can't. I can't.
我給你三倍 來吧 I'll give you triple. Come on.
別激動 冷靜 好的 Take it easy. Calm down. Okay.
好的，看那個包 看到椅子上的包了嗎？ Okay, look in that bag. See the bag on the chair?
是的，打開那個包，好嗎？打開 Yeah, go in that bag, okay? Open it up.
我給你上止血帶 I'm gonna apply a tourniquet to you.
我現在要取下另一個止血帶 I'm gonna remove the other tourniquet right now.
自己拿五十 是的 Take 50 for yourself. Yeah.
拿五十給獸醫，好嗎？ Bring 50 for the vet, okay?
有血噴出來了 We got blood squirting out.
獸醫在第13街和第1大道 He's on 13th and 1st.
告訴他我一能過去就馬上過去，好嗎？ And tell him I'll be there as soon as I can get there, okay?
你要給這混蛋錢？ You're gonna give this motherfucker money?
他就是把浴缸掉在你身上的那個傢伙 He's the one who fuckin' dropped the tub on ya.
我告訴過他別進他媽的浴缸 I told him not to get in the fuckin' bath.
真是好人啊，小子 Fucking mensch, kid.
擔架準備好了嗎？我們送他去貝爾維尤醫院 Stretcher ready? We'll take him to Bellevue.
真是好人 Fucking mensch.
我們還能掉頭 We can still turn around
送他去獸醫那裡 不 不 and take him to the vet. No. No.
五十美元足夠了 什麼比五十更好？一百 Fifty dollars is more than enough. You know what's better than 50? 100.
我們有一百就能大賺一筆 We can clean house with a hundred.
別貪心，你這該死的猶太人 Don't be greedy, you fucking Jew.
不，不 那是1500美元的罰單 是你給我看的 No, no. It's a $1,500 fine. You're the one that showed it to me.
順便說一句，我們得連續兩週每晚都這樣幹， By the way, we gotta do this every night for two weeks,
否則我就去不了日本 "我們"？哦，不，不，不 or else I can't go to Japan. "We"? Oh, no, no, no.
我不會因為你搞砸了就請兩週假 I'm not taking two weeks off work 'cause you fucked up.
嘿 拿這個，小子 Hey. Take this, boy.
拿著這個 給你 好孩子 Take this. There you go. Good boy.
把這混蛋的項圈鬆一鬆，伙計 Loosen up the collar on this motherfucker, man.
好的 他聽起來像個暖氣片 All right. He sound like a radiator.
我們去打球， We're gonna go play,
回來路上送它去獸醫那裡 we'll drop him off at the vet on the way back.
對這傢伙來說幾個小時算什麼？馬蒂，我已經安排了客人，伙計 What's a couple of hours to this guy? Marty, I got rides set up, man.
嗯 摩西 Huh. Moses.
三號道 是你的 Lane three. That's you.
嗨，你好嗎？需要幫忙嗎？ Hi, how you doing? Could I help?
能給我個球道嗎？ Can I get a lane?
可能要等半小時，40分鐘 Probably gonna be a half hour, 40 minutes.
沒關係 你可以等嗎？ That's okay. You all right with that?
要租鞋嗎？我待會兒再拿 You want shoes? I'll just grab 'em later.
結束了 完了 Done. Over.
真他媽可悲 付錢 Fucking pathetic. Pay up.
誰下一個？ Who wants next?
我能玩嗎？嘿！我能玩嗎？ Can I play? Hey! Can I play?
一美元一局 好的 It's a dollar a game. Okay.
你叫什麼名字？塞思 What's your name? Seth.
我們先熱身對打一下 Let's get a warm-up rally going.
不 要麼下注要麼閉嘴 我不免費玩 Nah. Put up or shut up. I don't play for free.
好吧 從沒聽過這規矩 All right. Never heard of that.
我握著球 他握著球 I'm holding. He's holding.
你握著球？為什麼他握著球？ You're holding? Why is he holding?
你的球呢？我能相信你嗎？ Have you got yours? Can I trust you?
相信我，可以的 Trust me, you can.
現在怎麼樣了？好的，塞思對羅傑 Where are we at? All right, Seth vs. Roger.
一美元一局 Dollar game.
我發球 I serve.
你在幹什麼？我都沒看 What are you doing? I'm not even looking.
一比零 我都沒在看 One-zip. I wasn't even looking.
不，你不能那樣做 什麼？ No, you can't do that. What?
你得讓球落到另一邊 You gotta let the ball hit the other side.
你不能用球拍接住 我的分 You can't catch it with your paddle. My point.
你在說什麼？你不能那樣做 What are you talking about? You can't do that.
你得讓球從桌子上掉下來 You gotta let the ball fall off the table.
太荒謬了 你在作弊 That's ridiculous. You're cheating.
我作弊？是的，那叫作弊 I'm cheating? Yeah, that's called cheating.
你沒遵守規則 好吧 算你得分 You're not following the rules. Fine. Take the point.
謝謝 把球給我 一比一 Thank you. Give me the ball. One-one.
操！ Fuck!
那球很接近 那球好球 好球 That was close. That was good. That was good.
哦 不，不，不，不，不 Oh. No, no, no, no, no.
不，不 算你的 No, no. Take it.
我本應該讓你幾分，伙計 I should have spotted you, like, five points, man.
你今天已經夠難熬的了 留著吧 You've had a rough enough day already. Keep it.
謝謝你，兄弟 謝謝 Thank you, brother. Thank you.
沒事 It's all good.
打得好 Good game.
好了，亞當 亞當，該你了 All right, Adam. Adam, let's go.
你想賭多少？我可以賭五毛錢 What do you want to put on? I can go 50 cents.
你有球嗎？ You got a ball?
你鼻子怎麼了？ What happened to your nose?
我有一個，我有一個 I got one, I got one.
有人坐車不給錢 Fare ran out on me.
什麼車費？怎麼了？ Fare from what? What happened?
我是出租車司機 從曼哈頓來的 I'm a taxi driver. From Manhattan.
曼哈頓？是的 Manhattan? Yeah.
那趟車費很貴，伙計 That's an expensive trip, man.
哦，是的 20，25美元 Oh, yeah. $20, $25.
嗯，出手闊綽的會給五塊小費， Well, the high rollers tip five,
那就是五塊小費 還有… so that's five in tips. And…
我他媽到了地方，那傢伙掐住我的脖子， I fucking get to the spot, the guy chokes me out,
打我的後腦勺 沒有 punching me in the back of the head. No.
搶了我的錢就跑他媽的沒影了 Takes my money and run the fuck off.
追上那混蛋，然後，伙計… Caught up to the motherfucker, and, boy…
我把那混蛋打得屁滾尿流，伙計 I beat the brights off that motherfucker, man.
我拿走了他的東西 And I took what he had.
你拿走了他的東西？ You took what he had?
那當然！他媽的沒錯 Hell, yeah! You fucking damn right.
你加到你那卷錢裡了？當然加了 You added that to your roll? Sure did.
加到我看你掏出來的那卷厚錢裡了 To that fat roll I've seen you pulling out.
這是原則 他媽的原則！ It's principle. It's fucking principle!
我理解 我會把它藏好 I understand that. I would keep it hidden.
如果我是你，在這種地方我會把它收好 I would keep that down, if I were you, in this place.
不是每個人都像克里斯蒂安那麼友好，我告訴你 Not everybody's as nice as Christian is, I'm telling you.
那就是我的意思 That's my point.
那邊那個混蛋呢？ What about that asshole right there?
我不知道那他媽的是誰 I don't know who the fuck that guy is.
你不能那樣發球 什麼意思？ You can't serve like that. What do you mean?
我這樣發球好幾年了 I've been serving like that for years.
嘿，羅傑 羅傑 喂 太荒謬了 Hey, Roger. Roger. Hello. That's ridiculous.
再給我一分鐘 我們的球道空出來了 Give me one more minute. Our lane is open.
球道可以等 沒關係 不，我們現在就得去 The lane can wait. It's fine. No, we gotta go now.
他們會把球道讓給別人 我現在在打球 They're gonna give it away. I'm playing now.
我等了一整晚要打保齡球 走吧 快點 I have been waiting all night to bowl. Let's go. Come on.
羅傑 我的分 Roger. My point.
看你讓我做了什麼 Look what you made me do.
我得走了 I gotta go.
你什麼意思，你得走了？把美元還給我 What do you mean you gotta go? Give me my dollar back.
我們打到一半 We're in the middle of a game.
那你就棄權 把美元還給我 You forfeit the game, then. Give me my dollar.
把美元還給我！冷靜 退後，退後 Give me my dollar back! Relax. Back up, back up.
他要退賽？你沒打完比賽 He's gonna leave the game? You didn't finish the game.
好吧，那你來打 你來打 All right, then you play. Then you play.
我破產了，伙計 我把最後的十塊都給他了 I'm broke, man. I gave him my last ten.
我跟你打 I'll play you.
哇，哇，哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
哦，哇 我不知道你們打乒乓球 Oh, wow. I didn't know you guys played table tennis.
拿出一美元 你有一美元嗎？ Put up a dollar. Do you have a dollar?
去你的 賭五塊 你沒有五美元 Fuck you. Put up five. You don't have five dollars.
哦，哇 你肯定搶劫了誰 Oh, wow. You must have robbed someone.
用錢證明你的大話 Put your money where your mouth is.
為什麼我不把我的老二塞進你嘴裡？ Why don't I put my penis where your mouth is?
紅襯衫，沃利和他媽的不管叫什麼名字的那傢伙 Red shirt, Wally and whatever the fuck his name is.
記作全中，寶貝 我馬上回來 Mark it blank, baby. I'll be right back.
你去哪兒？ Where are you going?
我會記作全中的！ I will mark it blank!
這裡怎麼回事？ What's going on here?
那黑小子快輸光他的錢了 The colored boy is about to lose all his money.
是的，輸給這邊這個混蛋 Yeah, to this asshole right here.
操！賽點 Fuck! Match point.
賽點 來了 沃利！加油！ Match point. Here we go. Wally! Come on!
別難過，沃利 上 Don't get upset though, Wally. Let's go.
耶！ Yeah!
擦邊了 你他媽看到了 It grazed the edge. You fucking saw that.
沒擦邊 It didn't graze the edge.
球變向了 你看到了 沒擦邊 It changed. You saw that. It didn't graze the edge.
不，把我的錢給我 他媽的怎麼回事？ No, give me my money. What the fuck?
把我的錢給我 這是扯… Give me my money. This is b--
把錢給我 把錢給我 Give me the money. Give me the money.
付錢給我 來吧 Pay me. Come on.
讓我留五塊錢加油錢 Let me hold five for gas money.
不 你不該用你沒有的錢下注 No. You shouldn't bet with money you don't have.
我他媽怎麼回家？走回去 How the fuck am I gonna get home? Walk.
就讓他留五塊吧 Just let him keep five.
不 你整晚都像個混蛋 No. You've been a dick all night.
把我的錢給我 別那麼貪心 Give me my money. Just stop being greedy.
就給他五塊錢讓他回家！這太扯了！ Just give him five to get home! This is bullshit!
你他媽還在笑 去你媽的！ And you're fucking smiling. Fuck you!
把錢給我 把錢給我 Give me the money. Give me the money.
去你媽的 Fuck you.
喲，給他五塊 我不想給 Yo, give him his five. I don't want to.
我他媽怎麼回家？ How the fuck am I gonna get home?
這就是你胡說八道的下場 That's what happens when you talk shit.
不好受吧？操！ It stinks, doesn't it? Fuck!
哪裡…羅傑在哪裡？該死 Where's-Where's Roger? Shit.
是的，我找到了 是的，羅格！ Yeah, I got it. Yeah, Rog!
跟這個笨蛋打，賭他的加油錢 Play this numbnuts for his gas money.
你現在跟羅傑打，好嗎？ You're gonna play Roger now, okay?
來吧，羅傑 來吧 Let's go, Roger. Let's go.
現在就打 你？ Let's go right now. You?
我不跟你打 你太厲害了 I won't play you. You're too good.
我讓你四分 I'll spot you four points.
好吧 四十美元 Fine. Forty dollars.
四十美元？我沒有四十美元 Forty dollars? I don't have forty dollars.
想要嗎？要不要隨你 我得走了 You want it? Take it or leave it. I gotta go.
四十美元 一，二，三… Forty dollars. One, two, three…
來吧，誰有現金？誰有現金？ Come on, who's got cash? Who's got cash?
我支持你 這是沃利隊 來吧 I got you. It's Team Wally. Come on.
湊錢，湊錢 送他回家 來吧，來吧 Pitch in, pitch in. Let's get him home. Come on, come on.
謝謝大家 謝謝 Thank you, everybody. Thank you.
我們會送你回家的 我們會送你回家的 We're gonna get you home. We're gonna get you home.
很好 很好 沒有？整排都沒有？ Great. Great. Nothing? This whole row?
喲，我下個旁註 Yo, I'll put a side bet.
多少？ How much?
五美元 你沒有更多了？ Five dollars. You don't got more than that?
十塊 哦，你有點錢嘛 Ten. Ooh, you got a little bit of money.
謝謝 非常感謝 Thank you. Thanks so much.
一百七十四，175，176， One seventy-four, 175, 176,
177，178，179，180，181… 177, 178, 179, 180, 181…
181，182，183… 181, 182, 183…
老鼠回來了，寶貝 …184，185… The Mouse is back, baby. …184, 185…
耶！…186 Yeah! …186
老鼠回來了，寶貝！…187，192… The Mouse is back, baby! …187, 192…
哦，這是我的部分 …197，202，207… Oh, this is my part. …197, 202, 207…
你他媽在幹什麼？ What the fuck are you doing?
你瘋了嗎？ Are you out of your mind?
操 關門了 Fuck. It's closed.
我們去下一個鎮子吧 下一個鎮子？那鬼地方要20分鐘 Let's just go to the next town. Next town? That shit is 20 minutes away.
看到我們做什麼了嗎？誰是好孩子？誰是好孩子？ You see what we do? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
400… 過來，寶貝 400… Come over here, baby.
…401，402，403… …401, 402, 403…
它的呼吸好多了 His breathing's a lot better.
我們可能不用給獸醫錢了 We might not have to give the vet any money.
…407，408 …407, 408.
408 每人204 五五分 408. That's 204 each. That's 50-50.
給，給 好的 Here, here. Okay.
沃利，我在想 如果你現在把全部的錢給我， Wally, I was thinking. If you give me the full amount now,
等我從日本回來可以還你十倍 I can give you ten times that when I get back from Japan.
停，停 停，老鼠 不，不，什麼意思？ Stop, stop. Stop, Mouse. No, no, what do you mean?
你不會像對其他人那樣騙我吧 You're not gonna fuck me like you do everybody else.
你看到罰單了 你看到了 老鼠 You saw the fine. You saw it. Mouse.
我會帶著十倍的錢回家 I'm gonna be coming home with ten times that.
我給你買個勳章 我他媽不想要什麼勳章，老鼠 I'll buy you a medallion. I don't want no fucking medallion, Mouse.
我給你買輛新的出租車 別在這事兒上為難我 I'll buy you a new cab. Don't give me a hard time about this.
他在那兒！ There he is!
哦，操 Oh, fuck.
哦，操 馬蒂 馬蒂，我們走 上車 Oh, fuck. Marty. Marty, let's go. Get in the car.
好吧，讓我來談 上車！ Okay, just let me do the talking. Get in the car!
看是誰來了！我們收拾這個混蛋！ Look who it is! Let's get this motherfucker!
先生們 Gentlemen.
怎麼回事？我們怎麼樣？ What's going on? How are we doing?
把錢還給我們！你在說什麼？ Give us our money! What are you talking about?
我給這傢伙加點油 看看這是誰 I'm giving this guy some gas. Look who it is.
別來這套！ Don't pull that shit!
你他媽騙了我們！我沒騙任何人 You fucking hustled us! I didn't hustle anyone.
我知道你是誰！你是他媽的馬蒂·毛瑟！ I know who you are! You're fuckin' Marty Mauser!
冷靜！我不知道那是誰！ Relax! I don't know who that is!
羅傑！住手！停下！ Roger! Stop it! Stop!
不，放鬆 放鬆 放鬆 放鬆 No, relax. Relax. Relax. Relax.
從他媽的車裡出來！ Out of the fucking car!
從他媽的車裡滾出來，黑鬼！ Get out of the fucking car, nigger!
為什麼我要… 滾出來！ Why I gotta be-Get the fuck out!
操！ Fuck!
馬蒂，我們他媽快走！去你媽的！ Marty, let's fucking go! Fuck yourself!
快，快，快，快，快 Go, go, go, go, go.
沃利，小心！小心！杆子！ Wally, watch out! Watch out! The pole!
不！不！ No! No!
沃利，狗 那條狗，沃利 Wally, the dog. The dog, Wally.
去他媽的狗！我需要那條狗！ Fuck that dog! I need the dog!
去他媽的狗， Fuck the dog,
還有去你媽的，伙計！去你媽的！哦，不 不！ and fuck you, man! Fuck you, man! Oh, no. No!
他們會從我工資裡扣錢的！ They'll take this out of my paycheck!
我的車完蛋了，伙計！我要丟了我他媽的工作了！ My car's fucked up, man! I'm gonna lose my fucking job!
我就只有這個了！有人指望著我呢！ This is all I got! I got people depending on me!
我有真正的責任！我也有責任 I got real responsibilities! I got responsibilities too.
不，你沒有！你以為你他媽是… No, you don't! What the fuck you think--
非常感謝 謝謝你 Thank you so much. Thank you.
我會補償你的 好嗎？ I'm gonna make it up to you. All right?
別生我的氣 好嗎？ Don't be mad at me. Okay?
我給你買輛新的出租車 好嗎？ I'm gonna get you a new cab. All right?
別擔心 沃利，我愛你 Don't worry about it. Wally, I love you.
關我的門 Close my door.
嘿，馬蒂 Hey, Marty.
嘿，泰德 嘿，馬蒂 你好嗎，伙計？ Hey, Ted. Hey, Marty. How you doing, man?
勞倫斯在這兒嗎？對你失去親人表示遺憾 Is Lawrence here? Sorry about your loss.
沒事 勞倫斯今晚在這兒嗎？ It's all right. Is Lawrence here tonight?
呃，是的 他在這附近 Uh, yeah. He's around here somewhere.
好的 好了 謝謝你 好的，好的 Okay. All right. Thank you. Yeah, yeah.
見到你真好，伙計 是的 Good to see you, man. Yep.
你最近怎麼樣？馬蒂 How you been? Marty.
很高興見到你 你好，馬蒂 Nice to see you. Hello, Marty.
嘿，我今晚能在你的後屋過夜嗎，拜託？ Hey, can I stay in your back room tonight, please?
嘿，嘿 你女朋友在後頭，好嗎？ Hey, hey. Got your girl in the back, okay?
她懷孕了 她真的很心煩 She pregnant. She real upset.
哦，天哪 好的 好吧 Oh, God. Okay. All right.
呃，讓我去跟她談談， Uh, let me go talk to her,
但然後請務必找到我，別走開 but then please don't leave without finding me.
好的，我就在這兒 好的 好的 很高興見到你 Yeah, I'll be here. Okay. All right. Nice to see you.
好的，見到你真好 好的 All right, good to see you. Okay.
嘿 你在這兒幹嘛？ Hey. What are you doing here?
我不是有意打擾你 我知道你真的很忙 I don't mean to bother you. I know you're really busy.
你的臉怎麼了？我真的沒別的地方可去了 What the hell happened to your face? I didn't really have anywhere else to go.
讓我看看 他就開始… Let me see. He just started…
他就開始對我大喊大叫 he just started yelling at me.
他非常生氣，還在撕我的衣服 And he was really mad and he was ripping my clothes.
是他把你弄成這樣的？他真的很嚇人 He did this to you? He was really scaring me.
我只是不知道還能去哪兒 I just didn't know where else to go.
你生我的氣了嗎？ Are you mad at me?
瑞秋？ Rachel?
不，不是瑞秋 是我，馬蒂 開門 No, it's not Rachel. It's Marty. Open the door.
好的 稍等 Yeah. Hang on.
你在這兒幹嘛？ What are you doing here?
你真丟人 Shame on you.
嘿，迪翁 你好嗎，伙計？我真的很感激 Hey, Dion. How you doing, man? I really appreciate this.
順便介紹一下，這是我妹妹瑞秋 This is my sister Rachel, by the way.
瑞秋，這是我的哥們，我的生意伙伴，迪翁 Rachel, this is my buddy, my business partner, Dion.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
她住的地方被水淹了 Her place flooded.
她需要找個地方過夜 可以嗎？ She needs a place to crash for the night. That's okay, right?
我不知道，伙計，這… I don't know, man, it's…
我知道，但我不能讓她暴露在黴菌和孢子之類的東西裡 I know, but I can't have her exposed to mold and spores and shit.
迪，拜託，她懷孕八個月了，好嗎？ D, come on, she's eight months pregnant, all right?
拜託… Come on…
那可是我的外甥 That's my nephew.
我不該讓人留宿的 I'm not supposed to have people over.
她家裡情況很糟 我不能讓她回那兒去 求你了 She's got a bad situation at home. I can't have her going back there. Please.
好吧 進來吧 你可以在這兒過夜 All right. Come on. You can spend the night.
你只需要在我父母明天回來之前離開 You just gotta be out of here by tomorrow before my parents get back.
好的 沒問題 Okay. No problem.
我們應該好好利用我們在一起的時間 We should take advantage of the time we have together.
你知道，好好鞏固一下我們的商業計劃 You know, really firm up our business plan.
這樣等你爸回來，就能看到我們多有條理了 That way, when your dad gets back, he sees how organized we are.
是的，他很不高興 Yeah, he's pretty upset.
你給我們留下這麼多庫存，一走就是八個月 You left us with all of this inventory for eight months.
沒關係 再過幾週我拿下冠軍 That's fine. In a few weeks I'll take the championship.
我們就又能回到正軌了 We'll be right back on track.
球就在這裡邊 真的？在哪兒？ Balls are right in here. Really? Where?
最上面的盒子裡 The top box.
謝謝 Thanks.
哇 你搞定了橙色的？是的 Whoa. You did the orange? Yep.
你怎麼搞定橙色的？ How'd you do the orange?
我聯繫了哈萊克斯公司的人 I contacted someone at Halex.
他們為我給賽璐珞上了色 They colored the celluloid for me.
怎麼做的？用錢，寶貝 How? Money, baby.
我和我爸，我們相信你 Me and my pop, we believe in you.
我們投資了 這就是為什麼他一直這麼生氣 We're invested. That's why he's been so mad.
來看看，瑞秋 Check it out, Rachel.
來，看看包裝 Here, check out the packaging.
"至尊馬蒂 馬蒂·毛瑟官方冠軍乒乓球 "Marty Supreme. The official Marty Mauser championship table tennis ball.
專業製造 橙色…" Professionally made. Orange…"
橙色球體？你想出來的？ Orange spheres? You came up with that?
是的 不錯吧？ Yeah. Pretty good, right?
不錯？迪翁，這真是…我驚呆了 Pretty good? Dion, this is… I'm stunned.
我驚呆了 I'm stunned.
還是手繪的 這是你畫的？ Hand-drawn too. You drew this?
是的 太有靈感了 Yeah. It's inspired.
謝謝誇獎 I appreciate it.
我覺得你都不知道自己有多大能耐 I don't think you know what you're capable of.
看看這個 非常感謝 Check it out. Thanks a lot.
哇 Wow.
真的很不錯 It's really nice.
這是你的房間？不，是我弟弟的 This is your room? No, it's my brother's.
你有個弟弟？你從沒告訴過我你有個弟弟 You have a brother? You never told me you had a brother.
是個弟弟 他搬出去了 It's a younger brother. He moved out.
所以他房間空著？ So his room is free?
呃，是的 我先幫我妹妹安頓好 Uh, yeah. Let me get my sister situated.
我五分鐘後過來找你 好的 I'll come find you in five minutes. Okay.
五分鐘 Five minutes.
我真的很佩服，迪 I'm really impressed, D.
謝謝你 說真的 Thank you. Seriously.
特別的人 Special guy.
我把床給你弄舒服點，好嗎？ Let me get the bed comfortable for you, all right?
那你現在要出去嗎？ So are you gonna go out there now?
是的，我得想好明天的計劃 Yeah, I gotta figure my plan out for tomorrow.
為什麼？什麼計劃？ Why? Plan for what?
嗯，我需要理清頭緒 Well, I need to get my head together.
怎麼理清？ How so?
有個有錢人找我幹份工作 我想我會聯繫他 This rich guy hit me up for a job. I think I'm gonna get in touch with him.
真的？是的 Really? Yeah.
什麼工作？幹什麼的？不重要 只是為了去日本 A job for what? What job? It doesn't matter. Just to get to Japan.
為了冠軍賽？是的 For the championship? Yeah.
哇 Wow.
我生活中的一切都在分崩離析，但我會想辦法解決的 Everything in my life is falling apart, but I'm gonna figure it out.
你需要幫忙嗎？我可以幫你 Do you need any help? I could help you.
不，沒關係 沒關係 我能做點什麼嗎？ No, it's all right. It's all right. Can I do anything?
你餓了嗎？ Are you hungry?
不 你確定？ No. You sure?
呃，我就在另一個房間，好嗎？ Uh, I'll just be in the other room, all right?
迪翁，我從沒見過這樣的東西 我跟你說過，伙計 Dion, I've never seen anything like this. I told you, man.
伙計，我們得好好敘敘舊 Man, we have to have a big catch-up
因為這是過去八個月發生在我身上最棒的事了 'cause this is the greatest thing that's happened to me in the last eight months.
誰能想到呢？哈萊克斯？ Who would've thought? Halex?
早上好 羅克韋爾墨水 Good morning. Rockwell Ink.
是的，你好，請幫我轉接米爾頓·羅克韋爾，好嗎？ Yes, hi, can I speak to Milton Rockwell, please?
他現在不在 需要留言嗎？ He's not in at the moment. Can I take a message?
好的，預計他什麼時候回來？ Okay, when are you expecting him?
嗯，他今天在外面工作 Well, he's working off-site today.
再說一遍，需要留言嗎？天氣很熱 Again, can I take a message? It's hot.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
你能給我妹妹也做點吃的嗎，等她醒了吃？ Can you make some for my sister for when she wakes up?
她會很餓的 喂？ She'll be really hungry. Hello?
你說在外面，在哪兒？ You said off-site where?
抱歉，我不能告訴你這個信息 I'm sorry, I can't give you that information.
你想留言還是不留？留 Would you like to leave a message or not? Yes.
你能替我向他道歉嗎？ Can you apologize to him on my behalf?
我就是那位本該今早 I was the young gentleman that was supposed to have breakfast
和他共進早餐的年輕人 with him this morning.
我不清楚 是他兒子部隊的 I'm not familiar. From his son's battalion.
抱歉，我…我對此一無所知 I'm sorry, I-I don't know anything about that.
我有一些他兒子的個人物品要交給他 I have some personal belongings of his son's I was supposed to give to him.
信件和紀念品之類的，但我搞砸了，睡過頭了 Letters and mementos and such, but I messed up and I overslept.
我今天要離開鎮子，但如果那樣更方便的話，我可以郵寄給他 I'm leaving town today, but I could mail it to him if that's easier.
不，不，不 不？好吧 No, no, no. No? Okay.
這樣吧，你試試打電話到莫羅斯科劇院 How about this, why don't you try giving a call over to the Morosco Theatre.
莫羅斯科劇院 The Morosco Theatre.
所以，我就像什麼？我在幹嘛？ So, I'm like what? What am I doing?
跑到這兒來破壞我的夜晚 Coming up here to wreck my night.
老實說，媽媽，我甚至不知道你會來這裡 Honest, Mama, I didn't even know you were coming here.
我受夠了你玩把戲 I'm through with you playing games.
我只是來找樂子的 I was just coming for a good time.
我聽說這裡是應召女郎聚集的地方 I heard this was where all the call girls gather.
我在這裡努力重建我的生活 你不明白嗎？ I'm trying to rebuild my life here. Don't you understand that?
更像是賣給出價最高的人 More like selling out to the highest bidder.
你沒權利評判我，傑德 You've got no right to judge me, Jed.
我拚命爭取才得到每一絲幸福 I fought tooth and nail for every shred of happiness
而我發現的時候你… 對，那你給了我什麼？ I've ever found while you… Right, and what did you give to me?
你從未相信過我 一次都沒有！ You never believed in me. Not once!
你想沉溺於自憐？好吧，傑德，這兒有個烤箱！ You wanna wallow in self-pity? Well, here's an oven, Jed!
阿爾瑪！ Alma!
我沒事，亨利 I'm all right, Henry.
給我們一點時間，拜託 我媽媽是個髒鳥 Just give us a minute, please. My mama is a dirty bird.
小心點，傑迪戴亞 Be careful now, Jedidiah.
你給她穿的那件漂亮裙子是唯一能掩蓋她臭味的東西！ And that fancy dress you put her in is the only thing keeping in the stench!
不准你碰我的孩子 Don't you lay a hand on my child.
我-我很抱歉，呃… I-I'm sorry, uh…
媽媽，我做了什麼？ Mama, what did I do?
走！快跑！ Go! Run!
門鎖上了 哦，我的天 The door is locked. Oh, my God.
你一定是在開玩笑！ You've gotta be kidding me!
看在上帝的份上，誰給門上了插銷？ For Christ's sake, did somebody put a latch on the door?
哦，天啊 我以為我們的節奏很好 Oh, God. I thought we had a good rhythm going.
節奏很好？在什麼星球上那算好節奏 A good rhythm going? On what planet is that a good rhythm
如果你一個人在房間裡？我在戲裡 if you're alone in a room? I was in it.
就好像我根本不在場 在戲裡？什麼戲？ It's like I wasn't even there. In it? In what?
格倫，我一句話都插不上 我理解 我們會解決的 Glenn, I couldn't get a word out. I understand. We're gonna fix it.
這就是排練過程的目的 他媽的 That's what a rehearsal process is for. Fuck's sake.
順便把這個去掉 大家休息五分鐘 Let's lose this, by the way. Everybody take five.
幫我個忙，大家… Do me a favor, everybody…
得有人告訴他點什麼 Somebody needs to tell him something.
不可能 不可能 It's impossible. Impossible.
你想喝點水嗎？好的 Do you want some water? Yes.
我去給你拿點 天啊 Let me bring you some. God.
嘿，凱 Hey, Kay.
嘿，我是馬蒂 Hey, it's Marty.
從倫敦來的 From London.
你在這兒幹嘛？ What are you doing here?
嗯，我有個朋友在舞台工作人員工會 Well, I got a friend in the stagehands union.
我來給他送點東西 I was dropping something off for him.
你看了那段？是的，希望你不介意 You watched that? Yeah, I hope that's okay.
哦，天啊 Oh, God.
嘿，真不敢相信你又演戲了 Hey, I can't believe you're acting again.
那不是演戲 他不讓我演 That wasn't acting. He won't let me act.
是啊，不，那看起來真令人沮喪 那傢伙怎麼回事？ Yeah, no, that looked frustrating. What's the deal with that guy?
別讓我開始 Don't get me started.
是啊，你完全把他耍得團團轉 Yeah, you were running circles around him.
我當然能 Of course I am.
是的 真是難以置信 Yeah. It was unbelievable.
他連續三天不睡覺 He stays up for three days in a row
因為他扮演的角色應該很疲倦 because his character is supposed to be tired.
真令人討厭 哦，天啊 It's obnoxious. Oh, God.
如果他這麼投入，為什麼他要中斷那場戲？ If he's so committed, why'd he stop the scene?
他為什麼不把手砸穿屏幕， Why didn't he punch his hand through the screen,
從另一側解鎖？ unlock it from the other side?
對吧？我就會那麼做 格倫！ Right? That's what I would've done. Glenn!
是的 格倫！ Yeah. Glenn!
好的 謝謝 是的 我需要和你談談 Yes. Thank you. Yes. I need to talk to you.
是的，什麼事？什麼？什麼？什麼？ Yes, what? What? What? What?
這孩子比他更理解這個角色 This kid understands the character better than he does.
你說什麼？ Excuse me?
告訴他你剛才告訴我的 不，我不想說 Tell him what you just told me. No, I don't want to.
不，告訴他 No, tell him.
我只是說你好像並沒有真正融入那場戲 I was just saying you didn't really seem like you were in the scene is all.
呃，這是誰？他是個無名小卒 這就是重點 Uh, who is this? He's nobody. That's the point.
還有，你知道，根據我的經驗，只有小孩子才會這樣拿刀 Also, you know, in my experience, only children hold a knife like this.
如果是認真的打鬥，你應該這樣拿刀， If it's a serious fight, you hold your knife like this,
刀刃對準你的手腕 這不是街頭鬥毆 with the blade square to your wrist. This is not a street fight.
好吧，如果你不追求真實感， Okay, well, if you're not going for realistic,
你不如加點花哨的動作 you might as well add a little flair.
像這樣 Like that.
別鬧了 對吧，凱？ Cut it out. Right, Kay?
好的 好吧，好的 謝謝指導 非常感謝 Okay. Yeah, okay. Thanks for the tutorial. Thank you very much.
非常感謝 我們今天只需要這些了 謝謝 Thank you very much indeed. That's all we need today. Thank you.
祝你好運，凱 祝你好運 把他弄出去！ Best of luck, Kay. Best of luck. Get him out!
我們不再需要你在這裡了 非常感謝 We no longer require your presence. Thank you very much.
好吧，恕我直言… Well, with all due respect…
然而每套布景成本都超過5000美元 And yet every set cost more than $5,000.
我沒法打個響指就讓你的錢和你的妻子步調一致 I can't just snap my fingers and get your money and your wife into alignment.
我付錢給你就是為了讓你說不 I pay you to say no.
她似乎認為這是全權委託 She seems to think that this is carte blanche.
我無法在這裡創造奇蹟 I can't just perform the impossible here.
如果你控制不了她，我會找別人來 If you can't control her, I will find someone else who can.
混蛋 Asshole.
羅克韋爾先生 羅克韋爾先生 Mr. Rockwell. Mr. Rockwell.
什麼事？嘿 馬蒂·毛瑟 很高興見到你 What? Hey. Marty Mauser. Nice to see you.
你是不是打電話到我辦公室說你是我兒子的朋友？ Did you call my office and say you're friends with my son?
是的 但是… 該死的！ Yes. But… Goddamn it!
我沒有其他辦法聯繫上你 求你了 I had no other way to get in touch with you. Please.
我想重新談談去日本的事 I wanna revisit our conversation about Japan.
我重新考慮過了，我想去 我覺得這是個好主意 I reconsidered it and I wanna do it. I think it's a great idea.
活動就在下週 我已經做了其他安排 The event's next week. I've made alternate plans.
什麼其他安排？好吧，這本來是你的主意 What other plans? Okay, it was your idea.
這是個絕妙的主意 我們就談兩秒鐘 It's a fantastic idea. Let's just have a conversation about this for two seconds.
你在幹什麼？嘿 嘿 羅克韋爾先生 What are you doing? Hey. Hey. Mr. Rockwell.
拜託，讓我們都實際一點 Please, let's both be pragmatists about this.
暫時把你對我的個人看法放一邊 Put your personal feelings about me aside for a second.
你我都知道我和遠藤在一起會帶來多大價值 You and I both know how much value I would add with Endo.
在他家鄉的表演賽上？ In an exhibition on his home turf?
想像一下 我就像一根炸藥 Imagine it. I'd be like a stick of dynamite.
無論你有什麼計劃，那個備選方案， Whatever you have planned, the alternative,
都會相形見絀 it's gonna pale in comparison.
請給我兩分鐘時間 Please give me two minutes.
我們有足夠的共同點來解決這個問題 拜託！ We have enough common ground to figure this out. Please!
好吧，上車 真的？謝謝你 All right, get in the car. Really? Thank you.
湯米，我們走 Tommy, let's go.
嘿 嘿！嘿！ Hey. Hey! Hey!
嘿！ Hey!
你這個混蛋 主意是我出的！ You son of a bitch. I gave you the idea!
抱歉 斯通小姐想讓你知道 I'm sorry. Miss Stone wanted to let you know
她很樂意和你共進午餐 that she'd love to have lunch with you.
斯通小姐？是的 Miss Stone? Yes.
天啊，我太遲了 My God, I'm so late.
來吧 你擔心什麼？ Come on. What do you care?
你是明星 感覺應該很棒，對吧？ You're the star. Gotta feel pretty good, right?
我是說，你當初為什麼要停下來呢？ I mean, why'd you even stop in the first place?
我想要安穩，然後我懷孕了， I wanted security, and I got pregnant,
他給我施加壓力，我就妥協了 and he pressured me, and I settled.
嗯，我是說，顯然，你現在做的才是對的 Well, I mean, clearly, you're doing the right thing now
而且聽起來他正在連本帶利地償還你 and it sounds like he's paying you back with interest.
誰？你丈夫 Who is? Your husband.
我是說，他資助了你整場演出，對吧？ I mean, he's funding your whole show, right?
你從哪裡聽來的？ Where'd you get that idea?
我在大廳裡聽到他抱怨這事 I overheard him complaining about it in the lobby.
抱怨？是的，關於成本 Complaining? Yeah, about the costs.
他可以滾蛋了 He can go fuck himself.
完全同意 你知道你應該怎麼做嗎， Completely. You know what you should do,
你應該榨乾他每一分錢， you should leech him for every penny he's worth,
確立你作為全球最大明星的地位， assume your place as the biggest star on the planet,
然後你就在他自鳴得意的小臉上炫耀 and then you rub it in his smug little face.
謝謝你，但我真的不需要你給我人生建議 Thank you, but I'm really not looking for life advice from you.
不，我只是說你顯然從一開始就不需要他 No, I'm just saying you clearly never needed him in the first place.
就像我，我從不接受任何人的幫助 Like with me, I'm never accepting anyone's help.
我必須完全靠自己 純粹基於我自己的才華 I gotta do it completely on my own. Purely on the basis of my own talent.
否則，成功就不算數了 Otherwise it's, like, the success won't even count.
但那是我的想法 But that's just me.
是的，說起來當然容易 Yes, well, that's very easy to say.
嗯，說起來容易，但做起來肯定不容易 Well, it's easy to say but it's sure not easy to do.
我是說，你知道的 所以你才套現退出 I mean, you know that. That's why you cashed out.
讓我問你件事 Let me ask you something.
你打這個小小的乒乓球能賺錢嗎？ Do you make money at this little table tennis thing?
還沒有 你有工作嗎？ Not yet. Do you have a job?
沒有 我是說，乒乓球就是我的工作 No. I mean, table tennis is my job.
你怎麼生活？ How do you live?
我靠著自信生活 I live with the confidence
只要我相信自己，錢自然會來 that if I believe in myself, the money will follow.
說到底，我的奮鬥甚至不是為了錢 Ultimately, my struggle isn't even about money.
你怎麼付房租？我不付 How do you pay rent? I don't.
你在迴避問題 不，我沒有迴避任何事 You're avoiding the question. No, I'm not avoiding anything.
你今天打算怎麼吃東西？ How do you plan on eating food today?
老實說，你一走我就打算叫客房服務 Honestly, I was gonna order room service the second you leave.
很好 是啊 很好 Nice. Yeah. Nice.
如果你的整個夢想沒有實現，你打算怎麼辦？ And what do you plan to do if this whole dream of yours doesn't work out?
那甚至不會進入我的意識 That doesn't even enter my consciousness.
好吧 也許你應該考慮一下 Okay. Well, maybe it should.
哇 Wow.
你聽起來像我媽 無意冒犯 You sound like my mom. No offense.
而你聽起來像個孩子 And you sound like a child.
哦，是嗎？顯然我已經夠大了 Oh, yeah? Clearly I'm old enough.
你這是什麼意思？ And what is that supposed to mean?
意思是我年紀夠大，可以在你的酒店房間裡幹你 That I'm old enough to fuck you in your hotel room
在你華麗復出的中途 in the middle of your big comeback.
你真噁心 You're disgusting.
祝你演出成功 Break a leg.
不，我知道，但我當時不在鎮上 No, I know, but I was out of town
所以我昨天才第一次收到它 so I only just received it yesterday for the first time.
聽著，不去日本是不可能的 Well, look, not coming to Japan is not an option.
好的，那就讓賽提先生知道，一張全額銀行本票 Okay, well, just let Mr. Sethi know that a cashier's check in the full amount
已經在寄給他的路上了 正在郵寄中 is already on the way to him. It's in the mail.
不，那沒問題，但是… No, that's fine, but just…
我不想對我的參賽有任何混淆 I don't want any confusion about my attendance.
我會去的 錦標賽開始時我會在場 I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there when the tournament starts.
我拿到了！是的！是的！是的！ I got it! Yes! Yes! Yes!
你覺得值多少錢？ How much do you think?
這不是真的 你什麼意思，不是真的？ This is not real. What do you mean it's not real?
全是假的 這是從一個百萬富翁脖子上拿下來的 Total fake. It came from the neck of a millionaire.
我看著它從她脖子上摘下來的 I saw it come off her neck.
我不管它是哪來的 完全是垃圾 I don't care where it came from. It's total garbage.
廉價首飾 廉價首飾？ Costume jewelry. Costume jewelry?
哦，操 Oh, fuck.
如果你願意，我可以給你兩塊錢買下它 If you want, I can give you two bucks for it.
你好 嘿，迪翁 是我 Hello. Hey, Dion. It's me.
你好嗎？ How are you doing?
嘿，你去哪兒了？你答應過我會給我一份經銷商名單的 Hey, where have you been? You promised me we'd have a list of distributors.
我爸今晚落地 My dad lands tonight.
我現在回來，給你我全部的關注 I'll come back now and give you my undivided attention.
讓我先跟我妹妹說句話 Let me just talk to my sister for a second.
瑞秋，馬蒂來電話了 Rachel, Marty's on the phone.
嗨 你在哪兒？嗨，瑞秋，聽著 Hi. Where are you? Hi, Rachel, listen.
我外套裡有個狗項圈，好嗎？ There's a dog collar in my jacket, okay?
我認識一個在新澤西丟狗的人 I know a guy who lost a dog out in New Jersey.
他會給一大筆酬金 He'll pay a big reward.
還有，前門旁邊碗裡有套車鑰匙 Also, there's a set of car keys in a bowl by the front door.
你看到了嗎？看到了 You see them? Yeah.
拿上車鑰匙，確保別讓迪翁看見你拿 Grab the keys, and make sure Dion doesn't see you do it.
嘿，迪翁 Hey, Dion.
你能去商店給我買點姜嗎？ Can you go to the store and grab me some ginger?
我孕吐得很厲害 I'm having really bad morning sickness.
嗨 Hi.
抱歉，站關門了 Sorry, station's closed.
沒關係 我們不是來加油的 That's okay. We're not looking for service.
你看到有條狗過來嗎？ Did you see a dog come around here?
沒有，我什麼都沒看見 你看見狗了嗎？ Nah, I ain't seen nothing. You seen a dog?
它有這麼高 什麼時候丟的？ He's this tall. When did you lose it?
幾天前 A few days ago.
克蘭伯里那邊有個收容所 往那邊大約五英里 There's a pound down in Cranberry. About five miles that way.
也許去那裡試試 我打過電話了 Maybe try there. I called there.
抱歉，幫不了你 好吧 Sorry, can't help you. Okay.
謝謝 Thank you.
他們什麼都沒看到 They didn't see anything.
我們去試試那個地方 Let's go try that place.
你好 Hello.
你好？ Hello?
你去哪兒？我去後面看看 Where are you going? Just gonna check out back.
哦，見鬼 摩西 Oh, shit. Moses.
我們感謝全國各地的唱片製造商和藝術家 We're grateful to the record manufacturers and artists
… all over the country.
嘿，伙計 嘿 嘿，摩西 Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey, Moses.
我是馬蒂 嘿，伙計 哦，操 It's Marty. Hey, buddy. Oh, fuck.
嘿，伙計 Hey, buddy.
摩西 摩西！ Moses. Moses!
嘿，伙計 冷靜點 我們帶你回家 Hey, buddy. Calm down. Let's get you home.
你想回家，對吧？我們回家 You wanna go home, right? Let's go home.
好的 嘿 不，不，不，不，不 Okay. Hey. No, no, no, no, no.
那是薄荷哈里斯 And that was Peppermint Harris
和他那偉大的唱片… and that great record of his…
但現在該收起舊的火銃了 But it's time to hang up the old blunderbuss for now.
記住，如果你想要任何… Remember, if you want any…
嗨，你好嗎？需要幫忙嗎？ Hi, how are you? Can I help you?
我們剛才在這附近找一條走失的狗 We were just searching the area for a lost dog.
"我們"？我丈夫和我 "We"? My husband and I.
幾天前我們在加油站附近丟了狗 We lost our dog a couple of days ago out near the gas station
他們讓我們來這裡看看… and they told us to come and check over here…
因為你們是最近的房子 誰？ seeing that you're the closest house. Who?
誰？哪個加油站？ Who? Which gas station?
我不知道 嘿！ I don't know. Hey!
是那裡工作的一個人 It was one of the guys that work there.
哦，伙計，你回來了我太興奮了 他在那兒！ Oh, man, I'm so excited you're back. There he is!
我想你可能找到了我們的狗 你們是擅闖民宅 I think you might've found our dog. You're trespassing.
不 抱歉，我們不是故意的 我們聽到後面有狗叫聲 No. I'm sorry, that's not our intention. We heard barking in the back.
我不知道你在說什麼 I have no idea what you're talking about.
我的狗 你找到了 My dog. You found it.
我沒找到任何狗 I didn't find any dog.
你確定嗎？ Are you sure?
是的，我確定 你確定嗎？ Yeah, I'm sure. Are you sure?
是的… Yeah…
我從你窗戶看進去了 I looked through your window.
我看見我的狗了 你從我的窗戶往裡看？ I saw my dog. You were looking through my window?
我看了是件好事，對吧？ It was a good thing I did, right?
從我地盤上滾出去，不然我叫警察了 Get the hell off my property before I call the police.
我應該叫警察 I should call the police.
好的 你想湊近看看它嗎？ Okay. You wanna get a closer look at him?
你想湊近看看？是的，拜託 You wanna closer look? Yes, please.
好的，好，好 我讓你湊近看 Okay, good, good. I'll give you a closer look.
嘿！ Hey!
冷靜點 Calm down.
我很冷靜 I am calm.
如果我再看到你這猶太鬼臉… 你是認真的嗎？ If I see your kike face… Are you serious?
…再往我窗戶裡看… 馬蒂，上車！ …looking through my window again… Marty, get in the car!
你瘋了嗎？ Are you out of your mind?
…我就把它打飛 …I'm gonna shoot it off.
沒必要那樣 我們這就走 馬蒂，上來！ There's no need for that. We're leaving. Marty, get in!
你在幹什麼？ What are you doing?
上車，馬蒂！不！我需要那條狗！ Get in the car, Marty! No! I need the dog!
上車！下一槍就打你臉了 Get in the car! Next one's going to your face.
馬蒂，快… Marty, get--
不，不，不，不！別開槍！別開槍！ No, no, no, no! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
瑞秋！幫幫我！ Rachel! Help me!
馬蒂，上車！ Marty, get in the car!
快點，快點，快點 快！快！ Come on, come on, come on. Hurry! Hurry!
上來！上來！上來！ Get in! Get in! Get in!
直走，瑞秋 走，走！ Go, go, go straight, Rachel. Go, go!
直走！走！進玉米地！ Straight! Go! Go in the corn!
走，走，走，走，走，走，走 哦，我的天！哦，我的天！哦，我的天！ Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
哦，不！ Oh, no!
喂？嗨 Hello? Hi.
嗨，你是不是… Hi, did you…
你是不是丟了一條叫摩西的狗？ Did you by any chance lose a dog named Moses?
是的，我丟了 怎麼了？ Yeah, I did. Why?
哦，你丟了？太好了！因為我們剛找到它 Oh, you did? Amazing! 'Cause we just found him.
真的嗎？是的，我找到了 For real? I did, yeah.
它怎麼樣？呼吸還好嗎？你知道嗎？ How is he? How's his breathing? You know what?
我們找到它的時候，它的呼吸有點淺 When we got him, his breathing was a little shallow.
錢的事 給我你的地址 The money. Give me your address.
我馬上過來 I'm gonna come right now.
嗯，問題是 Well, that's the thing.
問題？什麼意思？ The thing? What do you mean?
因為你知道在這種情況下… 'Cause you know in situations like these it's…
通常會給發現者一點酬金，不是嗎？ it's kind of customary to give the person a reward, no?
是的，好吧 你心裡想多少？ Yeah, fine. How much you have in mind?
太多了 太多了 不，說出來 他他媽的有錢 It's too much money. It's too much. No, say it. He's fucking loaded.
喂？告訴他 Hello? Tell him.
我在想這種事2000美元可能比較合理 I was thinking maybe $2,000 seems fair for this kind of a thing.
我覺得很合理 That seems pretty fair to me.
兩千 你在開玩笑吧？ Two thousand. You're joking, right?
不，不 不是 那他媽太離譜了 No, no. No. That's fucking ridiculous.
聽著，聽著… Look, look…
我知道這真的不關你的事， I know it's really not your problem,
但我快生孩子了，而且，你看，我現在沒有丈夫 but I'm about to have a baby, and, look, I got no husband right now.
我沒有工作，這筆錢真的，真的能幫我大忙 I got no job, and this money would really, really help me.
而且，你知道，讓我們做個好人… And, you know, let's be good people and…
你意識到我這狗是從收容所免費領的吧？ You realize I got that dog for free at the pound, right?
嗯，你這樣想不太對 Well, that's kind of the wrong way to look at it.
哦，是嗎？是的，是那樣 Oh, really? Yeah, really.
那我該怎麼看？ How am I supposed to look at it?
就比如說我打電話來不是為了狗的事 'Cause let's just say that I'm not calling about a dog.
假設我打電話是為了你母親的事， Let's say that I'm calling about your mother,
我是醫生，必須給你母親做緊急手術 and I'm a doctor, and I gotta perform emergency surgery on her
否則她就會死 你會怎麼做？ or she's gonna die. What are you gonna do?
因為你是免費得到你母親的，就拒絕手術嗎？ Refuse the surgery because you got your mother for free?
不！那太瘋狂了 你會接受手術 No! That's crazy. You're gonna take the surgery
因為你愛你母親 這是我聽過最蠢的話 because you love your mother. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
那麼我想你對愛一無所知 Well, then I guess you don't know anything about love.
好吧，算了 給我你的地址，好嗎？我現在過來 All right, forget it. Give me your address, okay? I'll come now.
我把現金帶給你 抱歉，不行 I'll bring you the cash. I'm sorry, but no.
不行？不行 No? No.
這真的不是你的錯，而且你聽起來是個很好的人 It's really not your fault, and you sound like a very nice person.
只是我過去被騙過太多次了， It's just I've been ripped off one too many times in the past,
我只是不願意再讓這種事發生在我身上了 and I'm just not willing to let that happen to me again.
所以，我們得想個辦法先把錢給我 So, we're just gonna need to find a way to get me the money first.
你懂嗎？是的 是的？ You know? Yeah. Yeah?
聽我說，你這個蠢婊子 Listen to me, you fucking dumb bitch.
你一分錢都別想拿到… 你怎麼回事？ You're not getting one red cent… What is wrong with you?
…除非我看到它 …without me laying eyes on him.
如果你真的不在乎… 你明白嗎，姐們？ If you really don't give a shit about… You understand, sister?
…你免費得到的狗，那我把它捐給醫學研究怎麼樣？ …your dog that you got for free, how about I donate him to medical science?
你會想要那樣嗎？我告訴過你這行不通 Would that be something you want? I told you this wasn't gonna work.
我早該知道的 我在幹嘛？ I should have known better. What am I doing?
這是個餿主意 馬蒂！ It was a terrible idea. Marty!
太蠢了 對不起，我… It was moronic. I'm sorry, I was--
對不起 我只是想試試看 I'm sorry. I was trying to give it a shot.
不是你的錯 是很蠢 好了 冷靜點 It's not your fault. It was stupid. All right. Calm down.
狗是什麼顏色的？ What color is the dog?
為什麼？誰在乎？棕色的 Why? Who cares? It's brown.
好的，因為我老闆認識本地所有的繁殖者， Okay, because my boss knows all of the local breeders,
也許我們能找到一隻看起來一樣的， and maybe we can get one that looks the same,
主人就分辨不出來了 and the owner won't be able to tell the difference.
你覺得他會認不出他自己愛的狗嗎？ You don't think he's gonna recognize his own dog that he loves?
我是說可能一開始認不出 我現在應該練習我的球技 I'm saying maybe not at first. I should be working on my game right now.
結果我卻在一個二手車市場 Instead, I'm in a used car lot
糟蹋我的生活，打惡作劇電話 making a mockery of my life, doing prank calls.
你們在幹嘛？嘿 你怎麼還沒睡？ What are you guys doing? Hey. What are you still doing up?
小聲點 我爸媽在睡覺 Keep your voice down. My parents are sleeping.
我不知道他們回來了 我告訴過你他們回來了 I didn't know they were back. I told you they were back.
我爸的車在哪？在車庫裡 Where's my dad's car? It's in the garage.
你不會相信的，迪翁，等我告訴你我們今天經歷了什麼 You're not gonna believe, Dion, when I tell you the day that we had.
你騙了我 不，我沒有 你在說什麼？ You tricked me. No, I didn't. What are you talking about?
是的，你騙了，你個撒謊的婊子 哇哦 Yes, you did, you lying bitch. Whoa.
嘿，你嘴巴放乾淨點，你這個死胖子 Hey, you watch your mouth, you fat piece of shit.
別那樣跟我說話 別那樣跟他說話 Don't talk to me like that. Don't talk to him like that.
他是我在這世上最喜歡的人之一 He's one of my favorite people on the planet.
讓他別那樣跟我說話 別那樣跟他說話 Tell him not to talk to me like that. Don't talk to her like that.
別那樣跟他說話 小聲點 Don't talk to him like that. Keep it down.
是我讓她做的 如果不是我，她不會這麼做 I'm the one that told her to do it. She wouldn't have if I didn't.
把車鑰匙給我 好的，鑰匙在這兒 好嗎？ Give me the car keys. Okay, they're right here. Okay?
我們發生了點小剮蹭… 什麼？ We got into a little fender bender… What?
…但會沒事的 …but it's gonna be okay.
小損傷 我可以賠償 怎麼賠？什麼時候賠？ It's minor damage. I can pay for it. How? When?
迪翁，現在很晚了 我們都該休息一下 Dion, it's very late right now. We should all get a little bit of rest.
我會在早餐時跟你父親說清楚 I'll smooth it over with your father at breakfast.
他不會生氣-你們不能留在這裡！ He's not gonna get angry-You're not staying here!
我們沒有別的地方可去 你們必須走 We got no other place to stay. You guys gotta go.
不 迪翁 我們必須留下 No. Dion. We have to stay.
我們無處可去…迪翁 別這樣 不 噓 We have nowhere-Dion. Stop it. No. Shh.
她懷孕八個月了 你瘋了嗎？ She's eight months pregnant. Are you out of your mind?
求你了我們能談談嗎？小聲點 Please can we just talk about it? Keep your voice down.
要把我們扔到大街上，在這深更半夜？ Gonna throw us out in the street in the dead of night?
是的，是的 我們無處可去 Yeah, yeah. We've got nowhere to go.
拿上你們的東西滾蛋 Get your shit and leave.
你知道我們今天經歷了什麼嗎？ Do you have any idea what we've been through today?
我不跟你說話 I'm not talking to you.
你不跟我說話？ You're not talking to me?
現在你直接不跟我說話了，完了？ Now you're not talking to me, period?
難以置信 Unbelievable.
含著金湯匙出生一定很爽吧 Must be nice being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
同時，我們有些人卻不得不為生計工作 Meanwhile, some of us have to work for a living.
你聽過“工作”這個詞嗎？ You ever heard that word, "work"?
而不是整天在你房間裡塗鴉？ Instead of doodling in your room all day?
把朋友扔到大街上… Throwing your friends out on the street…
你能別看我們嗎？看看牆好嗎？ Can you not stare at us? Can you look at the wall?
你讓我發毛 You're creeping me out.
我們能去哪？因為… Where are we gonna go? Because…
對不起 你這裡就有張床… 沒關係 I'm sorry. You have a bed right here… It's okay.
…而我本來可以睡上面的 沒關係 …and I could be sleeping on it. It's okay.
我懷著孩子呢 我懷著孩子呢 And I got a baby in me. I got a baby in me.
看看你在做什麼？ See what you're doing?
你把一個孕婦扔在深更半夜的大街上 You're throwing a pregnant woman out in the dead of the night.
這會永遠壓在你的良心上 It's gonna live on your conscience forever.
你為什麼要這樣對自己？對不起 Why would you do this to yourself? I'm sorry.
能給我點時間跟她單獨待會嗎？安慰她一下， Can I have a moment with her, please? Just to comfort her,
和我妹妹私下待會，拜託？ in privacy with my sister, please?
讓她小聲點 我會試試，但我得讓她平靜下來 Keep her voice down. I'm gonna try, but I gotta calm her down.
抱歉 Sorry.
我不知道該怎麼辦 我不知道該怎麼辦 I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
演得真好 That was really good.
太棒了，瑞秋 謝謝 That was amazing, Rachel. Thank you.
演得太好了，可能管用 That was so good, it might work.
如果他趕我們走，我們去哪？現在他可能真的讓我們留下了 Where are we gonna go if he kicks us out? He might actually let us stay now.
那段表演太精彩了 That acting was so brilliant.
你真哭了？沒有 馬蒂，你在幹嘛？ Are you actually crying? No. Marty, what are you doing?
那是什麼？什麼？ What is that? What?
這是化妝品？ Is this makeup?
等等 Hold on.
等等 因為我可以解釋 不是我的錯 好嗎？ Just wait. Because I can explain. It's not my fault. Okay?
別說話 No talking.
我沒有選擇，你知道嗎？停 停，拜託 停下 I didn't have a choice, you know? Stop. Stop, please. Stop.
瑞秋，停下 我需要離開那裡 Rachel, stop. I needed to get out.
看我多冷靜？這不會持久的 是的 See how calm I am? It's not gonna last. Yeah.
滾出這裡 Get the fuck out of here.
不 我覺得…滾出這裡 No. What I think-Get the fuck out of here.
我覺得我們都該走因為… 停 I think that we should both go because… Stop.
這就是我媽會對我做的事 This is the kinda shit my mother would do to me.
你怎麼能對我做這種事，我對你那麼好？ How could you of all people do this to me, the way I treat you?
我怎麼能對你做這種事？是的，知道我在經歷什麼？ How could I do this to you? Yes, knowing what I'm going through?
那你對我做的事呢？停 噓 你在做什麼… How about what you're doing to me? Stop. Shh. What are you doing…
你有哪怕一秒想過你對… Have you ever for one second thought about what you're doing--
停下 閉嘴吧，你這個自戀的混蛋 Stop. Shush yourself, you narcissistic prick.
別碰我！停下 你在幹什麼？ Don't touch me! Stop. What are you doing?
你會吵醒我爸媽的 閉嘴 夠了，別再說你那該死的爸媽了 You're gonna wake my parents up. Shut up. Enough about your fucking parents.
你不是，都30歲了嗎？ Aren't you, like, 30 years old?
你知道我再過四周就要生了嗎？ You realize I'm due in four weeks?
我再過四周就要生了！那不是我的孩子 I am due in four weeks! It's not my baby.
而且，順便說一句，是他的孩子 是他他媽的種 And it's his baby, by the way. It's his fucking baby.
那個他也撒謊了 He's lying about that too.
我家怎麼回事？我只是叫了些朋友來，爸 What's going on in my house? I was just having some friends over, Dad.
老兄，你好嗎？ Buddy, how are you?
嘿，明天一早我們還要和斯伯丁開個會 Hey, we have a meeting with Spalding first thing in the morning
談至尊球樣品的事 迪翁，得了吧 饒了我吧 for the Supreme samples. Dion, come on. Give me a break.
那永遠不會發生 That's never gonna happen.
你拿了我兒子的錢 你在說什麼？ You've taken my son's money. What are you talking about?
我不信 迪，你沒看出來嗎？ I don't believe it. D, don't you see what's happening?
難以置信 真他媽的… 你一直在騙我兒子 Unbelievable. Un-fucking… You're conning my son all along.
我沒有騙你兒子 你拿走了他所有的錢 I am not conning your son. You're taking all his money.
我給了他意義 你只會給他錢 I give him meaning. All you do is give him money.
我給了他目標 你聽我說！ I give him purpose. You listen to me!
他甚至他媽的都不敢看你，他怕你怕得要死 He won't even fucking look at you, he's so petrified of you.
我們怎麼辦，啊？你指望我們去哪？ What are we gonna do, huh? Where do you expect us to go?
你真的想讓我睡大街？我懷孕了 You really want me to sleep on the street? I'm pregnant.
不，不，不 迪翁！迪翁！ No, no, no. Dion! Dion!
好吧，我得告訴你一件事，瑞秋 不是有意冒犯 All right, I gotta tell you something, Rachel. It's not intended to be mean.
我有目標 你沒有 I have a purpose. You don't.
如果你認為那是種祝福，那並不是 If you think that's some sort of blessing, it's not.
這讓我在生活中處於巨大的劣勢 It puts me at a huge life disadvantage.
這意味著我有義務完成一件非常具體的事 It means I have an obligation to see a very specific thing through.
伴隨這個義務而來的是犧牲，好嗎？ And with that obligation comes sacrifice, okay?
我的人生是我所有不得不做出的選擇的結果 My life is the product of all the choices I've had to make.
你的人生是… Your life is the product of…
我甚至不知道你的人生是什麼的結果 I don't even know what your life is the product of.
你邊走邊編 你就是那種人 You're making it up as you go. That's the kind of person you are.
我不是那種人，好嗎？ That's not the kind of person I am, okay?
你要為你做的糟糕決定負責 You're responsible for the shitty decisions you've made.
我從來沒叫過你結婚，一次都沒有 I never told you to get married, not once.
你不能把它們推到我身上 我明白 You cannot pawn them off onto me. I understand.
你在寵物店一年賺多少錢？ How much do you make a year at the pet store?
大約1200美元 About $1200.
好的，以防你忘了，我有一週時間要搞到1500美元， Okay, in case you forgot, I have a week to make $1500,
還不包括機票 not including air fare.
我現在需要集中精力，不分心 I need to focus right now, no distractions.
真的很抱歉 不，沒關係 I'm really sorry. No, it's okay.
不用說，我現在沒條件安定下來 It goes without saying, I'm in no position to settle down right now.
打消那個念頭 我現在不會安定下來 好嗎？ Get that out of your mind. I will not settle down right now. Okay?
如果你真的想離開艾拉，我不會拋棄你 If you're serious about leaving Ira, I will not abandon you.
作為你的朋友，我會幫助你 As your friend, I will help you.
我們會做調查，找個好的孕婦之家 We'll do the research, we'll find a great maternity home.
他們會收留你，確保孩子有個好家庭 They'll take you in, they'll ensure the baby's got a good family.
我們可以做…不？不行？ We could do a-No? No?
那就回家吧，瑞秋 回家吧 Then go home, Rachel. Just go home.
我該說什麼？你會想出來的 回家吧，瑞秋 What am I gonna say? You'll figure it out. Go home, Rachel.
艾拉，醒醒 Ira, wake up.
孩子不是你的 It's not your baby.
蠢婊子，看著他媽的地面， Stupid bitch, look at the fucking ground,
像個蠢婊子一樣 like a dumb fucking whore.
操 Fuck.
他媽的胡說八道 他媽的滾到那邊去 Fucking bullshit. Fucking go over there.
站到牆角去 Stand in the fucking corner.
我要抽… 你想這樣？ I'm gonna smack… You wanna do this?
那孩子會是個長著粉刺的流浪漢，就像他那該死的父親 That baby's gonna be a pimple-faced bum just like its fucking father.
或者會是個妓女，就像她那該死的妓女母親 Or it's gonna be a whore like its fucking whore mother.
馬上開門！有人想睡覺！ Open up the door right now! There are people trying to sleep!
什麼？ What?
停下！安靜！嘿，瑞秋 是你新的婆婆 Stop this! Quiet! Hey, Rachel. It's your new mother-in-law.
艾拉！別那樣跟她說話！對不起 嘿，恭喜，毛瑟太太 Ira! Don't say that to her! I'm sorry. Hey, congratulations, Mrs. Mauser.
你要當奶奶了 什麼？ You're gonna be a grandmother. What?
給，她現在是你的事了 給，拿走她的東西 Here, she's your problem now. Here, take her shit.
瑞秋，你需要幫助嗎？ Rachel, do you need help?
夠了 對不起 你需要幫助嗎，親愛的？ That's enough. I'm sorry. Do you need help, honey?
不，我沒事 大家回去睡覺吧 是的，好極了 她真抱歉 No, I'm okay. Everyone, go back to bed. Yeah, great. She's so sorry.
你是瑞秋嗎？你是埃茲拉？ Are you Rachel? You're Ezra?
他在哪？把錢給我，我就帶他出來 Where is he? Give me the money and I'll bring him out.
錢？除非我看到我的狗，否則你一分錢都拿不到 Money? You ain't getting a nickel unless I see my dog.
你聽著，我不是一個人，好嗎？我周圍都有人看著 Just so you know, I'm not alone, okay? I got people watching all around me.
我他媽才不管誰在看 I don't give a shit who's watching.
我只是告訴你我現在很受保護，以防你想耍花樣 I'm letting you know I'm very protected right now in case you try anything.
什麼？好吧，你想要你的狗嗎？ What? Okay, do you want your dog?
我有你的狗 I have your dog.
你在幹什麼？我不要那個項圈 What are you doing? I don't want that collar.
我要項圈裡面的東西 讓我看看錢 I want what's inside the collar. Show me the money.
如果我沒有你的狗，我會有這個嗎？不會 Would I have this if I didn't have your dog? No.
所以讓我看看錢，我就去把它帶給你 So show me the money, and I'll go and get him for you.
快點 快點！ Come on. Come on!
你不知道你在跟誰玩，女孩 好嗎？ You don't know who you're playing with, girl. Okay?
錢在這兒 我他媽不在乎 Here's the money. I don't fucking care.
讓我看看信封裡有什麼 Show me what's inside the envelope.
我怎麼知道裡面有沒有東西？ How am I supposed to know there's anything in there?
給，你想看？給，看 好嗎？是的 很好 Here, you wanna see? Here, look. Okay? Yes. Great.
你去哪兒，女孩？她到底有沒有狗？ Where you going, girl? Does she have the dog or what?
鬼才知道 Who the fuck knows?
好的 Okay.
是的，布拉尼石酒吧 嗨，是我 Yeah, Blarney Stone. Hi, it's me.
"我"是誰？ Who's "me"?
是的，謝謝你 現在可以把狗帶出來了 Yeah, thank you. You can bring the dog out now.
是你丟的狗？"馬上就回來"是怎麼回事？ You're the one that left the dog? What happened to "coming right back"?
我們準備好了，你可以把它帶出來 We're ready, so you can walk him outside.
那玩意兒在地板上撒尿了 好的 待會見 The thing's pissed all over the floor. Okay. I'll see you soon.
怎麼回事？聽我說一會兒，好嗎？ What's going on? Listen to me for a second, okay?
看 就在那邊 好嗎？ Look. Right over there. Okay?
綠色的遮陽篷 The green awning.
我朋友一會兒會帶著狗出來 My friend's gonna come out in a second with the dog.
你一把錢給我，我就打電話說我們兩清了，好嗎？ Once you give me the money, I'm gonna call and say we're squared up, okay?
看，他帶著狗出來了 我告訴過你 Look, there he is right now with the dog. I told you.
所以把錢給我 So hand me the money.
去你的 Fuck you.
嘿！嘿，把錢給我 Hey! Hey, give me my money.
那… 嘿！ What about… Hey!
小偷！攔住那兩個人 Thief! Stop those two.
他們拿走了我的錢包 嘿 They took my wallet. Hey.
攔住他們！ Stop them!
你去哪？嘿 Where you going? Hey.
放開我 來吧 Get off of me. Come on.
嘿，還有他！那個打石膏的！ Hey, him too! Him with the cast!
打石膏那個 With the cast.
你想從一個孕婦那裡偷東西，你在幹什麼？ What are you doing trying to steal from a pregnant woman?
該死 嘿，警察！ Shit. Hey, police!
這他媽是什麼，伙計？ What the fuck is this, man?
那不是摩西 嘿 That's not Moses. Hey.
那不是我的狗 That's not my dog.
喲，我出來了 那位女士讓我來這裡的 Yo, I'm out here. The lady said to come here.
他媽的跟我玩遊戲？離遠點 嘿！ Fucking playing games with me? Stay away. Hey!
他媽的跟我玩遊戲？啊？ Fucking playing games with me? Huh?
你他媽的跟我玩什麼把戲？ What kind of fucking shit you playing with me?
嘿，放開我 退後，伙計 嘿，冷靜點 該死 Hey, get the fuck off me. Back up, man. Hey, calm down. Shit.
該死 站住 Shit. Stop there.
誰來幫幫她！ Someone help her!
有人！救命！抓住你了，你這個婊子！ Somebody! Help! I got you, you fucking bitch!
嘿！住手！ Hey! Stop!
什麼事？ What is it?
嘿，你好嗎？你在這兒幹嘛？ Hey, how are you doing? What are you doing here?
十二點半了 我在想你想不想去吃午飯 It's 12:30. I was wondering if you wanted to get lunch.
不可能 我今晚有演出開幕 It's out of the question. I have a show opening tonight.
我能把你偷走一小時嗎？不行 Well, can I steal you away for an hour? No.
我能跟你談一下嗎？拜託 我很忙 Can I talk to you for a second? Please. I'm very busy.
拜託，就一會兒 Please, it'll just take a second.
呃… Um…
我有點緊張，不知道怎麼跟你說 什麼？ I feel kind of nervous telling you this. What?
好吧，呃，我從你這偷了這個，好嗎？ All right, uh, I stole this from you, okay?
我想把它還給你 好嗎？ And I want to return it. All right?
對不起 我原本計劃賣掉它，再也不見你 I'm sorry. My plan was to sell it and never see you again.
但我無法停止想你，而且我不能偷你的東西 But I can't stop thinking about you, and I can't steal from you.
嗯 Mmm.
你知道那是廉價首飾吧？ You know that's costume jewelry, right?
這是廉價首飾？我是個白痴 劇組道具 This is costume jewelry? I'm an idiot. From the production.
全靠自己那套說辭去哪了？那番演講呢？ What happened to doing it all on your own? Where did that speech go?
我知道，我完全是在胡說八道，好嗎？ I know, I'm completely full of shit, okay?
我處境艱難，我偷了你的東西因為我需要錢， I was in a tight spot, and I stole from you cause I needed some money,
這是不對的 and it was wrong.
我破產了 I'm broke.
你看，我沒有任何資源 Look, I got no resources.
我下週在日本有錦標賽 我沒法去 I got the championship next week in Japan. I got no way to get there.
我別無選擇 沒人為我著想，凱 I got no options. I got no one looking out for me, Kay.
這不是你的問題 所以我來歸還它，好嗎？ Which isn't your problem. Which is why I'm returning it, okay?
你知道我怎麼想嗎？什麼？ You know what I think? What?
我認為你去賣那個，結果發現是垃圾 I think you went to sell that and discovered it was junk.
不 No.
現在你帶著這個荒謬的策略出現在這裡 And now you've shown up here with this ridiculous strategy
想讓我同情你，打開我的錢包 to get me to have some sympathy and open my wallet.
太荒謬了 你以為我會那樣侮辱你的智商嗎？ That's absurd. You think I would insult your intelligence like that?
你要繼續嗎？繼續什麼？ Are you gonna keep going? Keep going what?
你要繼續這樣下去嗎？只是做我自己 Are you gonna keep on with this? Just being myself.
你在滿口謊言 我沒有 這就是我 You're lying through your teeth. I'm not. It's me being me.
真可悲 這就是你？我在告訴你真相 This is pathetic. You're being you? I am telling you the truth.
我偷了你的東西然後我感到內疚， I stole from you and then I feel bad about it,
所以我想彌補 你在浪費精力 我不在乎 so I'm trying to make amends. You're wasting your energy. I don't care.
換了我也會偷我自己的 I would have stolen from me too.
凱 Kay.
嗨 看來我打擾到你們了 Hi. Looks like I'm interrupting something.
不，不 完全沒有 No, no. Not at all.
這是馬丁，我朋友卡羅爾的兒子 他正要走 This is Martin, my friend Carol's son. He was just leaving.
這是默爾，我的公關 你好 This is Merle, my publicist. Hello.
馬丁想當演員，但不幸的是他不太行 Martin would like to be an actor, but unfortunately he's not very good.
啊，好吧，你知道， Ah, well, you know,
百老匯也需要引座員 座位安排怎麼樣了？ Broadway needs ushers too. So what's happening with the seating?
我跟米爾頓談過了 他會派他所有的員工來 I spoke to Milton. He's sending all of his employees.
就像強制性的 公司命令 It's like a mandate. Like, a company mandate.
這應該讓我高興嗎？ This is supposed to make me happy?
嗯，我是說，滿座了 這不是目的嗎？ Well, I mean, it's a full house. Isn't that the point?
滿座的都是白痴 不，不 你有… Full of fucking morons. No, no. You got some--
弗雷德·阿斯泰爾要來 好吧，我不打擾你們了… Fred Astaire is coming. Okay, I'm gonna get out your hair…
不 務必給他一張今晚的票 No. Make sure you give him a ticket for tonight.
真的？是的 Really? Yeah.
哦 年輕人，你可是要享受一頓大餐了 Oh. You are in for such a treat, young man.
當你看到這位女士表演時， When you see this lady act,
你會感覺像被吸塵器吸了一樣爽 you're gonna feel like you got your cock sucked by a vacuum cleaner.
默爾！她臉紅了 看見沒？ Merle! She's blushing. See her?
什麼？ What?
滾回你的臭座位去 Take your stinking seat.
搞什麼鬼？ What the hell?
你他媽瘋了嗎？ Have you lost your damned mind?
傑德 我在跟你說話 Jed. I'm talking to you.
我只是在練習瞄準，媽媽 I was just practicing my aim, Mama.
你總是說瞄準星星 You always said to shoot for the stars.
嘿 Hey.
來 Come.
對不起我遲到了 我脫不開身 I'm sorry I'm late. I couldn't get away.
哦，我打賭是 他對我糾纏不休 Oh, I bet. He was all over me.
你今晚太棒了 簡直難以置信 You were incredible tonight. That was unbelievable.
我有東西給你 給我？ I have something for you. For me?
轉身 Turn around.
每年我丈夫都會在結婚紀念日送我一件珠寶 Every year my husband gives me a piece of jewelry for our anniversary.
我有25件 每年一件，代表一年的痛苦 I have 25 of them. One for each year of misery.
這應該夠支付你的旅行費，還有剩餘 That should cover your trip and then some.
戴著它讓我感覺糟透了 Wearing it makes me feel like shit.
哦，見鬼 停，停，停 Oh, shit. Stop, stop, stop.
停下 Stop.
嘿！嘿，你在幹什麼？ Hey! Hey, what are you doing?
該死 哦，天啊 起來！ Shit. Oh, God. Get up!
躺著別動 站起來，我看到你了 Lay still. Stand up, I see you.
等我口令，就跑 一，二，三 起來 When I tell you, run. One, two, three. Get up.
快 跑 嘿！ Come on. Go. Hey!
喬伊，攔住他們！ Joey, stop them!
快點 快點 快點 Come on. Come on. Come on.
嘿 嘿 你們要去哪？你們在這兒幹嘛？ Hey. Hey. Where are you guys going? What are you guys doing here?
沒什麼 不，不，不 Nothing. No, no, no.
讓我看看你們的雙手 銬上他 Let me see both of your hands. Cuff him.
哦，我的天 我們只是… 我們什麼都沒做 Oh, my God. We were just… We didn't do anything.
放我們一馬吧 我們在草地上找她的耳環 Give us a break. We were looking for her earrings in the grass.
我的耳環掉了 我們在找我的耳環 My earring came off. We were looking for my earring.
看起來你兩隻耳朵都戴著耳環啊 It looks like you've got two earrings in your ears there.
不是這只耳環 還有… 之前 還有一只耳環 Not this earring. There was… From before. There was another earring.
白天還有一對耳環 There's another pair of earrings from earlier in the day.
我認出你了 I recognize you.
哦，天啊 哦，天啊 你是凱·斯通 Oh, God. Oh, God. You're Kay Stone.
是的 我完全知道你是誰 這不是真的 Yes. I know exactly who you are. This is not happening.
讓我看看你的手 你是認真的嗎？ Let me see your hands. Are you serious?
聽著，我會回家， You know, I will go home,
拿我的錢包，給你們一些現金 and I'll get my wallet, and I will get you some cash
因為我們給你們添麻煩了 because we've put you out.
拜託，警官 她要回家拿錢包 然後給你現金 Please, officer. She's gonna go home and get her wallet. And give you cash.
有身份證嗎？沒有 沒有身份證 Got ID? No. No ID.
銬上她 不，拜託 Cuff her. No, please.
沒身份證，是吧？看看 拜託，拜託 不，不，不 No ID, huh? Let's see. Please, please. No, no, no.
拜託，能讓我回家嗎？來吧 Please, will you just let me go home? Come on.
我保證 I'll give you my word.
哇，看這裡 真是條好項鍊 Wow, lookie here. That's a really nice necklace.
拿走 拿走 是你的了 Take it. Take it. It's yours.
非常感謝 Thank you very much.
真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
你能再給我拿一條項鍊嗎？ Do you think you could grab me another necklace?
你是認真的嗎？ Are you serious?
你說它們對你毫無意義 就幾分鐘的事 You said they mean nothing to you. It'd just take you a couple of minutes.
我剛離開半小時 我不能上去馬上又下來 I was just gone for half an hour. I can't go up and come right back down.
我媽媽在上面 為了警官們，你會去拿的吧 My mother is up there. You'd do that for the police officers.
哦，我的天 我的頭髮 我在大廳等 Oh, my God. My hair. I'll wait in the hall.
不，你不能等 No, you will not.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait.
好了 There.
你真美 You look beautiful.
拜託，你有25條呢 Please, you have 25 of them.
好吧！ Fine!
待在這兒 明白嗎？我待在這兒 好的 Stay here. Do you understand me? I'll stay here. Okay.
別動 好的 Do not move. Okay.
該死 Shit.
你好 很高興見到你 Hello. Lovely to see you.
大衛，你好嗎？很好 你呢？ David, how are you? Good. How are you?
你他媽的跑哪去了？ Where the fuck have you been?
我需要一個人待會兒 有問題嗎？ I needed a moment to myself. Is that a problem?
我不知道我還需要請假條 I didn't realize I needed a permission slip.
我為你安排了這一切，你卻讓我像個白痴 I put this whole thing on for you and you're making me look like an idiot.
天啊 God.
聽著 默爾現在正跟《紐約時報》通電話 Look. Merle's on the phone right now with The New York Times.
什麼？ What?
他有個印刷工會把評論唸出來 He's got a printer who's gonna read the review.
天啊 My God.
還是你不在乎？我找到他了！我找到他了！ Or do you not care? I got him! I have him!
哦，我的天 好的 來，來，來！ Oh, my God. Okay. Come, come, come!
來了！ Coming!
快點，他有評論！我來了 Hurry, he has the review! I'm coming.
評論！ The review!
快點，快點，快點，快點 Come on, come on, come on, come on.
快點，快點 好的 Come on, come on. Okay.
拉烏爾，凱 Raoul, Kay.
好的 標題，"凱·斯通歸來"，作者羅伯特… Okay. Title, "Kay Stone Returns" by Robert…
晚安 門開著 大家都下來了 Have a good night. Leave it open. Everyone's coming down.
是嗎？哦，是的 Are they? Oh, yeah.
派對結束了 Party's over.
晚安 Good night.
派對結束了 The party's over.
他們讓我們離開 什麼意思？我們剛到 They're asking us to leave. What do you mean? We just got here.
他們應該在門口攔住我們 為什麼放我們進來？ They should've stopped us at the door. Why'd they let us in?
打擾一下 你知道凱在哪兒嗎？ Excuse me. Do you know where Kay is?
她在樓上臥室裡 好的 She's upstairs in her bedroom. Okay.
嗨 凱在裡面嗎？ Hi. Is Kay in there?
現在不是時候 This is not a good time.
好的，但我能跟她說話嗎？ Okay, but can I just speak to her?
我說了，真的不是時候 As I said, it's really not a good time.
年底的時候，如果那傢伙讓你賺了錢，你就留著他 At the end of the year, if the guy made you money, you keep him.
如果沒有，就把那混蛋踢走 And if not, you throw the bum out.
打擾一下 Excuse me.
嗨 你開玩笑吧 Hi. You gotta be kidding me.
抱歉打擾你家 你怎麼進我家的？ I'm sorry to disturb you in your home. How did you get in my house?
請再給我一次機會 我跪下來求你 Please give me another chance. I am on my hands and knees.
我需要去日本，我需要1500美元才能參加錦標賽 I need a ride to Japan and I need $1,500 so I can compete in the championship.
我非常、非常需要這份工作 I need this job very, very badly.
我求你了 I'm begging you.
我為你工作，你怎麼說都行 我會輸 I'll work for you however you want. I will lose.
我不會有任何個人觀點，只為讓你的活動成功 I'll have no personal point of view apart from making your event a success.
馬蒂，人生沒有第二次機會 Marty, there are no second chances in life.
為什麼不行？我給了你工作，你拒絕了！ Why not? I offered you the job and you said no!
我知道，因為我很衝動 我很後悔 I know, because I was impulsive. And I regret it.
還有呢？ And?
而且我粗魯又自負 And I was rude and overconfident.
而且我傲慢，態度惡劣 And I was cocky, and I copped an attitude.
還有呢？ And?
不會再發生了 對不起 And it won't happen again. I'm sorry.
請再給我一次機會，羅克韋爾先生 Please just give me another chance, Mr. Rockwell.
我把我的命運交給你了 我什麼都願意做 I'm throwing myself at your mercy. I'll do whatever you want.
你們覺得呢？該不該給這小混蛋第二次機會？ What do you guys think? Should I give this little asshole a second chance?
是的，拜託！別問我 Yes, please! Don't ask me.
你不知道這對我有多重要 求你了 我懇求你 You don't know how important this is to me. Please. I'm begging you.
就讓我搭你的飛機，讓我跟你一起去 Just let me go on your plane, and let me join you there.
求你了，我在你面前卑躬屈膝 Please, I'm humbling myself before you.
你讓我噁心 對不起 You're making me sick. I'm sorry.
站起來！好的 好吧 Stand up! Okay. All right.
求你了 好嗎？我什麼都願意做 Please. Okay? I'll do anything.
什麼都願意？是的 什麼都願意 Anything? Yes. Anything.
好的 Okay.
沿著走廊走 右邊第二個門是我的辦公室 Go down the hall. Second door on the right is my office.
把球拍拿過來 Grab the paddle and bring it back here.
這比那齣戲還戲劇化 This is more dramatic than the play.
好的 確實 Okay. That's true.
哦，馬蒂 把球拍給我 Oh, Marty. Give me the paddle.
所以我想讓你這麼做 So here's what I want you to do.
我想讓你趴在那把椅子上，把褲子脫了 I want you to bend over that chair and drop your pants.
你是認真的嗎？ Are you for real?
你一直是個壞孩子 現在你要被打屁股了 You've been a really bad boy. Now you're gonna get a spanking.
得了吧 你是認真的？ Come on. Are you serious?
你想去日本，不是嗎？ You wanna get to Japan, don't you?
是的，我想去日本 但這是你想要的？ Yeah, I wanna go to Japan. But this is what you want?
這就是代價 現在趴下 That's what it's gonna take. Now bend over.
好的，那麼說清楚， Okay, so to be clear,
你會帶我去日本，然後給我報酬嗎？ you're gonna bring me to Japan and then you're gonna compensate me?
明早8點30分，拉瓜迪亞機場 我們去日本 Tomorrow morning, 8:30, LaGuardia. We're on our way to Japan.
我需要機票嗎？我有飛機 Do I need a ticket? I own the plane.
我怎麼知道你會遵守約定？ How do I know you're gonna honor this?
你不知道 因為你在這裡沒有權力 You don't. Because you have no power here.
現在趴下 Now bend over.
把手放在這兒 我要一個漂亮的弧度 Put your hands over here. I want a nice arc.
開始吧 Let's go.
哦，我的天 Oh, my God.
好的，我準備好了 Okay, I'm ready.
這一下是為了我兒子 This one is for my son.
好的 Okay.
這一下是為了我 This one is for me.
天啊！ God!
現在是加分賽 Now the bonus round.
漂亮的球拍 一面是木的，另一面是泡沫的 Beautiful paddle. One side's wood and the other is foam.
嘿，馬蒂，你好嗎？嘿，泰德 嘿，勞倫斯 Hey, Marty, how you doin'? Hey, Ted. Hey, Lawrence.
啊，該死 嘿，伙計 你好嗎？ Aw, damn. Hey, man. How you doin'?
我今晚能在後屋過夜嗎？ You think I could stay in the back room tonight?
哇，伙計 今晚布萊恩住那兒 Wow, man. I got Brian staying there tonight.
我會讓你住家裡，伙計，但我老婆不讓 I would let you stay at the house, man, but the wife ain't havin' it.
我就待到我的航班起飛 I'm just gonna hang around until my flight.
你去哪？ Where you goin'?
去日本 明天早上8點 Going to Japan. Tomorrow morning, 8:00 a.m.
哦，耶！我的伙計！ Oh, yeah! My man!
喲，你要走了！拿到錢了 是的，是的，是的 Yo, you goin'! You got that money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
為你高興，伙計 Good for you, man.
你看起來甚至都不興奮 You ain't even look like you excited.
不，我…我很好 我很好 No, I'm-I'm good. I'm good.
你那個朋友沃利，他在等你 You know your boy back there, Wally, he's been waitin' on you.
沃利在這兒？沃利，是的 Wally's here? Wally, yeah.
他看起來怎麼樣？沃利很好 他很酷，伙計 How'd he seem? Wally's good. He cool, man.
他在後面什麼地方 He's back there somewhere.
他相信你 他有一美元 她有一美元 He believes in you. He has a dollar. She has a dollar.
嘿 你好嗎？ Hey. How you doing?
哦，哇！你好嗎？很高興見到你！ Oh, wow! How you doing? Nice to see you!
我一直在試著聯繫你 I've been trying to get in touch with you.
哦，真的嗎？是的 你的狗怎麼樣？摩西怎麼樣了？ Oh, really? Yeah. How's your dog? How's Moses doing?
別廢話了行嗎？ You wanna cut the bullshit?
沒廢話 我是真心關心它 No bullshit. I'm genuinely concerned about him.
馬蒂 你沒事吧，伙計？是的，我沒事 Marty. You good, man? Yeah, I'm good.
現在，聽我說 聽 聽 聽 Now, listen to me. Listen. Listen. Listen.
你女朋友在樓下車裡 她在等你 I got your girl downstairs in the car. She's waiting for you.
你他媽的告訴我什麼？你抓了瑞秋？ What the fuck are you telling me? You got Rachel?
是的 Yeah.
她告訴我我的狗在新澤西某處 你有地址 She told me my dog's in Jersey somewhere. And you got the address.
好的 我們走 Okay. Let's go.
好的 好吧 讓我，呃… Okay. All right. Let me, uh…
呃，好吧，讓我就… Um, okay, let me just…
給我兩秒鐘 我就想跟我朋友說句話 Give me two seconds. I just wanna say one thing to my friend.
給你兩秒，行，但我不會等在這裡 Give you two seconds, yeah, but I'm not gonna be here.
你會在哪？我會在哪？ Where you gonna be? Where am I gonna be?
我會在樓下用錘子砸你女朋友的肚子 I'm gonna be downstairs taking a hammer to your girl's stomach.
我會在那 That's where I'm gonna be.
好的 好吧 好吧 Okay. All right. All right.
喲，老鼠！ Yo, Mouse!
走吧 我們走 好的 Come on. Let's go. Okay.
我拿走了我們父母留給我們的大部分錢，他的那份 Well, I took most of his share of the money that our parents left us.
你花了你弟弟的錢？是的，我花了 You spent your brother's money? Yes, I did.
是的，你愛你弟弟嗎？ Yeah, you love your brother?
也許你可以給我弟弟一份工作 你知道他是個好人 Maybe you could give my brother a job. You know he's a good man.
我會把你的工作給他，好嗎？米奇，幫我個忙 I'll give him your job, okay? Mitch, do me a favor.
什麼？ What?
別說話了 好嗎？ Stop talking. Okay?
好的 看到那個加油站了嗎？ Okay. See the gas station there?
是左邊那棟房子 It's the house to the left.
下一個左轉？是的 Next left? Yeah.
知道了 I got it.
下車 快點 Get out of the car. Come on.
米奇，過來 Mitch, come.
魯本，你和她待著 哦，好的 Reuben, you wait with her. Oh, okay.
等著 Sit tight.
來 大聲點 Come on. Louder.
敲響點 Knock louder.
那是我的狗 That's my dog.
摩西！喲！ Moses! Yo!
開門！ Open up!
該死 摩西 Fuck. Moses.
快點 我恨死了那條該死的雜種狗 Come on. I hate that fuckin' mutt.
摩西！ Moses!
那是我的狗 摩西！ That's my dog. Moses!
摩西！ Moses!
看到裡面有什麼嗎？ See anything in there?
沒有，沒看到什麼 No, not really.
馬蒂！該死 Marty! Shit.
馬蒂！快走！ Marty! Go!
馬蒂！ Marty!
趴下！趴下！ Get down! Get down!
操！ Fuck!
馬蒂！馬蒂！我中槍了！ Marty! Marty! I got shot!
救命！ Help!
救命，馬蒂！請救救我！ Help, Marty! Please help!
救命！ Help!
你沒事吧？哦，不！你沒事吧？ Are you okay? Oh, no! Are you okay?
你沒事吧？他媽的怎麼回事？ Are you okay? What the fuck's going on?
好的 沒事的 Okay. It's okay.
我在流血，我在流血 I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding.
好的 沒事的 沒事的 沒事的 Okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
我很抱歉 對不起 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
去拿錢 什麼錢？ Go get the money. What money?
去拿錢 在他口袋裡 在他口袋裡 Go get the money. It's in his pocket. It's in his pocket.
你確定？ Are you sure?
錢！在內兜裡！好的，好的，好的 The money! It's in the inside pocket! Okay, okay, okay.
哦，操 Oh, fuck.
這是什麼？ What is this?
哦，你個混蛋… Oh, you motherfucker…
好的 好的 好的 好的 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
怎麼回事？操！ What happened? Fuck!
放開我！你以為你要去哪？ Get off me! Where do you think you're going?
沒事的 It's okay.
好的 Okay.
拿到了嗎？拿到了嗎？是的 拿到了，拿到了 You got it? You got it? Yeah. I got it, I got it.
拿到錢了？ You got the money?
有很多錢嗎？很多 Is there a lot of money? There's a lot.
你現在可以走了 我知道 你做得太棒了 You can go now. I know. You did amazing.
你現在可以去旅行了 我就知道你能做到 太棒了 You can go on your trip now. I knew you could do this. So good.
你做得太好了 You did such a good job.
我愛你 I love you.
親愛的，你的預產期是什麼時候？為什麼？寶寶沒事吧？ Honey, when is your due date? Why? Is the baby okay?
寶寶沒事 我只是需要你冷靜下來 The baby is fine. I just need you to calm down.
你是丈夫嗎？不是 我是她的朋友 Are you the husband? No. I'm her friend.
她還有四周 寶寶會沒事嗎？ She's due in four weeks. The baby will be okay?
寶寶沒事 該說再見了 The baby is okay. It's time to say goodbye.
我不能去？只有家屬能進手術室 I can't go? Only family in the operating room.
不，不，不，不，不！ No, no, no, no, no!
會沒事的 瑞秋，沒事的 沒事的 It's gonna be fine. Rachel, it's fine. It's fine.
不，不，不！馬蒂，不 No, no, no! Marty, no.
他就在外面等著 He'll be right outside.
馬蒂，不要！ Marty, no!
瑞秋，我不能去 他們告訴我不能進 Rachel, I can't go. They're telling me I can't go.
我不想你…請冷靜 I don't want you to-Please calm down.
別走，拜託！請冷靜 Don't go, please! Please calm down.
請別走！馬蒂！ Please don't go! Marty!
不！ No!
非常感謝 歡迎來到日本，羅克韋爾先生 Thank you very much. Welcome to Japan, Mr. Rockwell.
謝謝你 謝謝你 Thank you. Thank you.
毛瑟先生 毛瑟先生 Mr. Mauser. Mr. Mauser.
啊 羅克韋爾先生說排後面 Ah. Mr. Rockwell says the back of the line.
他不想現在開始 He doesn't want to begin yet.
需要練習 需要啤酒 Needs some practice. Needs a beer.
賽提先生？賽提先生 Mr. Sethi? Mr. Sethi.
嘿 是我 馬蒂·毛瑟 Hey. It's me. It's Marty Mauser.
你好嗎？其實我挺意外在這裡見到你 How you doing? I'm surprised to see you here, actually.
為什麼？我不知道 我… Why's that? I don't know. I--
我們確實有個錦標賽要推廣 We do have a tournament to promote.
不，當然，當然 No, of course, of course.
是的 Yeah.
我想我應該為我在倫敦的行為道歉 I think I owe you an apology for the way I acted in London.
我是個混蛋 I was a jackass.
毛瑟先生，有一種東西叫禮貌準則 There is such a thing as a code of courtesy, Mr. Mauser.
不，我知道 只是… No, I know. It's just--
在我來的地方，人人為己 It's every man for himself where I come from.
我就是這樣長大的 好嗎？ That's just how I grew up. Okay?
有時我覺得我甚至無法控制… And sometimes I feel like I don't even have control--
我對你的藉口完全不感興趣 I'm really not interested in your excuses.
不，不，我知道 這不是藉口 No, no, I know. It's not an excuse.
聽著，重點是接下來我會以更好的態度行事 Look, the point is I'm gonna proceed with a much better attitude.
順便說一句，如果你今天看到我在上面表現粗魯， And by the way, if you see me acting rude up there today,
那是角色設定 這是有劇本的 我會14比21輸 that's a character. This is scripted. I'm gonna lose 21-14.
這不是真打 真實的我，禮貌的我，你下週會看到 This isn't a real thing. The real me, the polite me, you'll see next week.
下週？在錦標賽上 Next week? At the championship.
你不參加錦標賽 You're not playing in the championship.
什麼？今年你不參賽 What? You're not participating this year.
不，不，不 我想你搞錯了 No, no, no. I think you're confused.
我做這個表演就是為了付清剩下的罰款 That's what I'm doing the event for, so I can pay off the rest of my fine.
現在就去跟羅克韋爾先生談 Come talk to Mr. Rockwell right now.
錦標賽不到兩週就開始了 The tournament is less than two weeks away.
所有分組都已經確定了 不，但我們可以重新分組 All the bracketing has been set. No, but we'll redo the bracketing.
我不會為了一個自以為是的美國人而打亂整個賽程 I'm not gonna tear up the entire schedule on behalf of one entitled American.
不，賽提先生 賽提先生 聽著… No, Mr. Sethi. Mr. Sethi. Look…
我來了 I'm here.
我覺得你不知道我來這裡有多難 I don't think you know how difficult that was, for me to come here.
我現在在日本 I'm in Japan right now.
恐怕你走得還不夠遠 You haven't come far enough, I'm afraid.
什麼？ What?
你來這裡是在浪費時間 You have wasted your time coming here.
難以置信 Unbelievable.
我遠渡重洋來到日本 I've traveled many miles here to Japan
挑戰我的勁敵，遠藤！ to challenge my great nemesis, Endo!
他說什麼？ What's he say?
他不想再羞辱你了 He doesn't want to embarrass you anymore.
羞辱我？我早已超越羞辱 Embarrass me? I am beyond embarrassment.
告訴他他是個…你們的冠軍是個騙子和懦夫 Tell him he's a-Your champion is a fraud and a chicken.
他是懦夫！ He's chicken!
遠藤先生同意比賽 Mr. Endo agrees to the match.
很好 Great.
條件是… On the condition that…
輸家必須在所有觀眾面前親吻一頭豬 the loser has to kiss a pig in front of the entire audience.
一頭豬？是的 A pig? Yes.
一頭豬？什麼？ A pig? What?
他說如果你表現得像頭豬， He said if you are going to act like a pig,
他會很樂意讓你跟豬配種 he will happily mate you with one.
那是什麼意思… What does that--
這條該死的線擋道了 It's this cord in the fucking way.
我踩著線了 把線挪開 I'm stepping on the cord. Move the cord.
把線挪到那邊去，這樣我下次就不會踩到滑倒了！ Move the cord over there so I don't slip on it next time!
對不起 對不起 這樣我就不會扭傷腳踝了！ I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So I don't break my ankle!
遠藤！遠藤！ Endo! Endo!
你會說英語嗎？會 You speak English? Yeah.
他在說什麼？ What's he saying?
"我們歡迎一位特別的客人 " "We are welcoming a special guest."
"拉姆·賽提先生 請上台 " "Mr. Ram Sethi. Come on up."
謝謝 Thank you.
感謝羅克韋爾先生主辦如此難忘的活動 And thank you, Mr. Rockwell, for hosting such an unforgettable event.
我們剛剛目睹的只是下週盛宴的預演 What we have just witnessed is a mere taste of what is to come next week
屆時世界頂尖選手將齊聚一堂 when the finest players in the world will be competing
對陣你們的家鄉英雄，遠藤幸人 against your hometown hero, Koto Endo-san.
我就不多說了 讓我們請出阿古豬 No more words from me. Let's bring on Agu the pig
看這位美國人在它臉上親一口 and see the American plant a kiss on him.
"現在我們把豬帶上舞台 " "Now we bring the pig onto the stage."
等等，等等，等等 Wait, wait, wait.
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
我想在親豬之前，先跟他打一場真正的比賽 I want to play him in a real game first before I kiss the pig.
我想和他打一場真正的比賽 I want to play him in a real game.
告訴他我想跟他打一場不是作秀的比賽 Tell him I want to play him in a game that's not a sham.
告訴他！ Tell him!
你，告訴觀眾那場是假比賽 You, tell the audience that was a fake game.
告訴他們那是騙局，我想跟他打一場真正的比賽 Tell them it was a sham and I want to play a real game against him.
我不能為你這麼做 為什麼不能？ I cannot do that for you. Why can't you do that?
那是假比賽 那是安排好的 That was a fake game. That was staged.
沒有一部分是真的 No part of that was real.
我沒有發揮出最佳水平 I was not playing to the best of my ability.
這是對在場所有人的巨大不尊重 It was an enormous form of disrespect to everyone here.
嘿，聽著，誰想看一場真正的比賽？ Hey, listen, who wants a real game?
舉手示意 來吧 Show of hands. Come on.
等等，這個人 這個人 Wait, this man. This man.
馬蒂，你說得對 我們想看真正的比賽！ Marty, you're right. We want to see the real game!
是的！ Yes!
遠藤，你要站在他們那邊嗎？ Endo, you're gonna side with them?
翻譯 翻譯這個 Translate. Translate this.
他真的會站在他們那邊嗎？ He's gonna side with them, really?
一家美國公司利用他做幌子來推銷他們的產品？ An American company selling their product off of his back like he's a mascot?
你不是吉祥物 You're not a mascot.
布萊恩，把他帶下來 Brian, get him down.
給他們一場真正的比賽 他們想要真正的比賽 Let's give them a real game. They want a real game.
好的，好的 Okay, okay.
謝謝，謝謝 我們需要繼續進行了 Thank you, thank you. We need to move it along.
下週錦標賽我參加不了 I'm not gonna be at the championship next week
因為這傢伙 我參加不了錦標賽 'cause of this asshole. I'm not gonna be at the championship.
給我個機會 你羞辱了我 Give me a chance. You humiliated me.
求你了，求你了，遠藤 求你了 Please, please, Endo. Please.
求你了，為了我 好嗎？好的 Please, for me. Yes? Okay.
好的 好的 好嗎？他說好嗎？ Yes. Okay. Good? He says yes?
他說好 He says yes.
謝謝你，遠藤 謝謝你 Thank you, Endo. Thank you.
他說好 是的 He said yes. Yes.
這個小混蛋 This little fuck.
我們開始吧 Let's do this.
操 Fuck.
好的，馬蒂 好吧 Okay, Marty. All right.
耶！ Yeah!
耶，馬蒂！好樣的！ Yeah, Marty! Go boy!
你可以省省力氣了 我知道我不會拿到報酬 You can save your breath. I know I'm not getting paid.
無論輸贏，你什麼都得不到 我在想你怎麼回家 Win or lose, you get nothing. I wonder how you're gonna get home.
你不能上我的飛機 沒關係，好嗎？ You're not getting on my plane. It doesn't matter, okay?
除非你打算取消活動，否則我們沒什麼好談的 Unless you're planning on shutting down the event, we got nothing to discuss.
你以為那麼簡單？是的，我是這麼認為 You think it's that simple? Yeah, I do.
讓我跟你解釋一下 Let me explain to you.
我出生於1601年 我是吸血鬼 我永生不死 I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire. I've been around forever.
幾個世紀以來我見過很多個馬蒂·毛瑟 I've met many Marty Mausers over the centuries.
有些人跟我作對，有些人不坦誠 他們不誠實 Some of them crossed me, some weren't straight. They weren't honest.
而那些人至今還留在這裡 And those are the ones that are still here.
你出去贏了那場比賽，你也會永遠留在這裡 You go out and win that game, you're gonna be here forever too.
你永遠不會快樂 你永遠不會快樂 And you'll never be happy. You will never be happy.
好的，羅克韋爾先生 Okay, Mr. Rockwell.
遠藤！遠藤！遠藤！ Endo! Endo! Endo!
就這樣！ There we go!
你他媽的開玩笑吧 You gotta fucking kidding me.
賽點 Match point.
別讓他得逞，馬蒂！耶，馬蒂！好樣的！ Don't let him getcha, Marty! Yeah, Marty! Go boy!
好的 Okay.
謝謝 打得好 打得好 Thank you. Good game. Good game.
你是個很棒的選手 You're a great player.
祝你在錦標賽好運，好嗎？我希望你贏 Good luck at the championship, okay? I hope you win.
貝爾維尤醫院 能為您效勞嗎？ Bellevue Hospital. May I help you?
嗨，是的 Hi, yes.
我想找瑞秋·米茲勒，可以嗎？ I was hoping to be connected with Rachel Mizler, please?
你知道她在哪層樓嗎？ Do you know what floor she's on?
嗯，她應該做完手術了 Well, she would have gotten out of surgery.
所以你們安排那種病人的地方 So wherever you keep people like that.
好的 Okay.
看來她昨晚被轉到產科病房了 So it looks like she was moved to the maternity ward last night.
產科病房？是的 The maternity ward? Yes.
你什麼意思，"產科病房"？抱歉，我不知道細節 What do you mean, "the maternity ward"? I'm sorry, I don't know the details.
她沒事吧？她生了嗎？離預產期還有四周呢 Is she okay? Did she have the baby? She's not due for four weeks.
這是我所有的信息，她被緊急… This is all the information that I have, that she was rushed--
"緊急"？你什麼意思，"緊急"？你剛說"轉院"， "Rushed"? What are you saying, "rushed"? First you said, "moved,"
現在又說"緊急"？先生，請冷靜好嗎？ now you're saying, "rushed"? Sir, can you please calm down?
請幫我轉接產科病房 Just put me through to the maternity ward, please.
爸爸！嘿！ Daddy! Hey!
打擾一下 產科病房在這裡嗎？ Excuse me. Maternity ward's here?
是的，沿走廊走 謝謝 Yes, down the hall. Thank you.
先生，你需要登記 不，不 我是孩子的父親 Sir, you need to sign in. No, no. I'm the father.
嗨 Hi.
沒事，睡吧 我在這兒 我在這兒 沒事的 It's okay, sleep. I'm here. I'm here. It's okay.
我就在這兒 別擔心，我哪兒也不去 I'm right here. Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere.
繼續睡吧 Go back to sleep.
我愛你 I love you.
五號，米茲勒 Five, please, Mizler.
你想讓我抱他嗎？ Do you want me to pick him up?
跟爸爸說嗨 Say hi to Daddy.
是的，他在這兒 說嗨 Yeah, there he is. Say hi.
是的 是的 Yes. Yeah.
讓我們優雅共舞 盡享此刻歡愉 Let's dance in style Let's dance for a while
天堂可以等候 我們只凝望天際 Heaven can wait We're only watching the skies
懷抱最好期待 卻做最壞打算 Hoping for the best But expecting the worst
你是否會投下那毀滅的炸彈？ Are you gonna drop the bomb or not?
讓我們英年早逝 或讓我們永生不死 Let us die young Or let us live forever
我們雖無權勢 卻永不言棄 We don't have the power But we never say never
坐在沙坑裡 生命是趟短暫的旅程 Sitting in a sandpit Life is a short trip
音樂是為悲傷的人們而奏 The music's for the sad men
你能想像當這場競賽勝利之時嗎？ Can you imagine when this race is won?
將我們金色的臉龐轉向太陽 Turn our golden faces into the sun
讚頌我們的領袖 我們漸入佳境 Praising our leaders We're getting in tune
永遠年輕 Forever young
我想要永遠年輕 I want to be forever young
你真的想永生不死嗎？ Do you really want to live forever?
直到永遠 Forever and ever
永遠年輕 Forever young
我想要永遠年輕 I want to be forever young
你真的想永生不死嗎？ Do you really want to live forever?
我喜歡高峰時間的擁擠 The time I like is the rush hour
因為我喜歡那種衝勁 'Cause I like the rush
人群的推擠 The pushing of the people
我如此喜歡這一切 I like it all so much
如此洶湧的人潮 Such a mass of motion
不知它將去往何處 Do not know where it goes
握手 Shake hands
每個人遲早都要學會 And everybody's gotta learn sometime
每個人遲早都要學會 Everybody's gotta learn sometime
因為每個人 遲早都要學會 'Cause everybody's Gotta learn sometime
每個人遲早都要學會 Everybody's gotta learn sometime
只因我走了兩百英里 'Cause I went 200 miles
哇 哇 哇，哇 哇 哇 Wah wah wah, wah wah wah
哇 哇 哇 Wah wah wah
哇 哇 哇，哇 哇 哇 Wah wah wah, wah wah wah
哇，哇，哇 Wah, wah, wah
或許會再次消融 …may melt again
彷彿冬日積雪 Like winter snow That melts
隨 With
四月的雨 April rain
親愛的，因為在我心底 For darling, in my heart
你將永不消逝 You always will remain
當盛夏漸入涼秋 As summer turns to fall