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莉賈娜，我准備走了把我的計劃提出來。 Regina, I am prepared to depart. Have my project brought up.
<我>是的,Wenan先生。 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
比利，我剛得到消息 Billy, I just got word
你父親不能和我們一起過聖誕節。 that your father will not be joining us for Christmas.
哦，我知道，親愛的。 Oh, I know, sweetie.
這是……他的工作。 It's... his work.
這是不幸的。 It's unfortunate.
我真的很期待見到約翰。 I was really looking forward to seeing John.
很抱歉，我今天不能去看你了。 I'm sorry that I won't be able to be there for you today.
沒關系,奶奶。 It's okay, Grandma.
到這裡來。 Come here.
你知道這裡什麼好看嗎? You know what would look good here?
另一個絲帶。 Another ribbon.
把藍色帶回家，比利。 Bring home the blue, Billy.
我會的，奶奶，因為那是贏家應該做的。 I will, Grandmother, because that's what winners do.
哦，那是我的孩子。 Oh, that's my boy.
然後我們會寄一張照片給你父親。 And we'll send a picture to your father afterwards.
嗯? Hmm?
請幫忙給我拿杯牛奶來。 Please be a dear and get me a glass of milk.
當然,奶奶。 Of course, Grandma.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
——女王。-是的，文南先生。 - Regina. - Yes, Mr. Wenan.
這封信我需要連夜寄出去。 I need this letter mailed overnight.
當然可以。 Of course.
我大約四小時後回來。 I'll be back in approximately four hours.
否則，你可以打電話找我。 Otherwise, I can be reached on my phone.
還有莉賈娜 Oh, and, um, Regina,
祖母想要一杯牛奶。 Grandmother would like a glass of milk.
當然,先生。 Of course, sir.
想辦法嗎，親愛的? Working something out, love?
是的。 Yeah.
我早早地完成了當天的訂單， I finished up early on the day's orders,
所以我想我應該去練習一下。 so I figured I'd get in some practice.
這是我們有記錄以來最低的一年。 This is our lowest year on record.
是的，我們以前也經歷過衰退。它會恢復的。 Yeah, we've had slumps before. It'll pick back up.
那麼下個月的補給單呢? And the supply bill next month?
我們不能再增加信貸了。 We can't run up any more credit.
盡量不要擔心。 Try not to worry.
只是試著從長遠的角度看問題。 Just trying to keep things in perspective.
我明天要進城 I'll head into town tomorrow
檢查遲來的條目。 and check on the late entries.
我去看看郵政信箱。 I'll look at the PO box.
他們向我保證支票在郵寄中。 They've assured me our check's in the mail.
好吧。 All right.
我要做餅干來開車。 I'll make cookies for the drive.
那就好了。 That'd be nice.
你玩得開心，扔垃圾。 You have fun shooting the trash.
是的,女士。 Yes, ma'am.
<我>是嗎? Yes?
嗨，我是唐納德。這是,呃… Hi, uh, it's Donald. Is this, uh...
嗨。 Hi.
聖誕快樂。 Merry Christmas.
你有什麼要給我的嗎? Do you have something for me?
嗯,是的。是的。是的,我喜歡。 Uh, yeah. Yes. Yes, I do.
好吧，到這邊來，拿到桌子上。 Well, walk over here and bring it to the table.
嗯…是的。嗯… Uh... yeah. Um...
在墊子上。 On the mat.
那麼，這通常要花多長時間? So, uh, how long does this usually take?
只要需要。 As long as it takes.
有我可以坐的地方嗎? Is there a place I can sit?
這裡看起來有地方可以坐嗎? Does it look like there's someplace that you can sit?
這是你的嗎? Does this belong to you?
嗯,是的。我11歲的時候在聖誕節買的。 Uh, yeah. I got it for Christmas when I was 11.
十一。十一。太好了。 Eleven. Eleven. That's great.
你知道，我從來沒有得到我想要的。 You know, I never got what I asked for.
你是棒球運動員嗎? Are you a baseball player?
嗯,是的,是的。是的,我是。 Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
你是一個運動員嗎? You're an athlete?
我是說，我是。 I mean, I was.
15年前，我上大學的時候韌帶被炸壞了。 I, uh, blew my ACL out in college, like, 15 years ago.
-你為什麼現在要賣?-我真的不想。 - Why are you selling it now? - I don't really wanna.
但我的小女兒想去太空夏令營，所以我們負擔不起。 But my little girl wants to go to space camp, so, uh, we can't afford it.
你認為你童年的夢想值多少錢? What do you think your childhood dream is worth?
2000年。 2,000.
我出900美元買它。 I'll give you $900 for it.
這還不夠。 That's not even gonna get me halfway there.
我給你900美元買它，否則你就滾蛋。 I will give you $900 for it or you can fuck off.
水力發電是一種豐富的能源 Hydroelectric power is an abundant energy source
以及我的項目的基本論點。 and the underlying thesis of my project.
-這花了你多長時間?-兩周的概念化 - How long did this take you? - Two weeks of conceptualizing
以及十天的實際建造。 and ten days of actual building.
你是怎麼想到這個的? How'd you come up with this?
當我意識到流動水源的能量時， After I realized the amount of power within a flowing water source,
剩下的都是基本的。 the rest was elementary.
祝賀你,克裡斯汀。 Congratulations, Christine.
你讓切斯特小學非常驕傲。 Oh, you have made Chester Elementary very proud.
你剛剛打敗了四次冠軍比利·文南。你有什麼要說的? You just beat four-time champion Billy Wenan. What do you have to say?
這是我最好的聖誕禮物了。 I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas present.
謝謝大家，特別是我的爸爸媽媽。 Thank you to everyone, especially my mom and dad.
再次,恭喜。——謝謝。 - Congrats again. - Thank you.
——比利!-對不起，羅賓遜法官，我想我弄錯了… - Billy! - Excuse me, Judge Robinson, I think I got the wrong...
哦，比利就在這裡。 Oh, we've got, uh, Billy right here.
讓我們和亞軍碰碰運氣。 Let's get a shot with the runner-up.
好了，我們把第二名找出來。 All right, let's get the runner-up out here.
-我弄錯了…- - - - - -來吧。把帶子舉高。 - I've got the wrong... - Come on. Hold that ribbon up high.
你們倆依偎在一起。看著我。 You two get snuggly. Look at me.
假裝在我頭上有一個小松鼠窩。 Pretend like there's a little squirrel's nest on my head.
再見,比利!聖誕快樂! Bye, Billy! Have a good Christmas!
——羅傑。-是的，文南先生。 - Roger. - Yes, Mr. Wenan.
我還有一些工作要給我們的朋友做。 I have some more work for that friend of ours.
我幫您接通，先生。 I'll put you in contact, sir.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
好吧，我可以說話了。 All right, I can talk.
這到底需要什麼? What exactly does this entail?
我明白了。好吧,呃… I see. All right, uh...
你有名字嗎? You got a name?
多少錢? How much?
是的。是的,我明白了。 Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
接受工作。 Job accepted.
我要走了。我參加了另一場演出。 I gotta go. I'm on another gig.
<我>…我們問自己真正的問題。聖誕老人會帶來改變嗎? ...we ask ourselves the real question. Is Santa making a difference anymore?
這裡我們有一個關於北卡羅萊納的故事 Here we have a story out of North Carolina.
兩個孩子說他們只是在玩 Two children said they were just having fun
他們把一個保齡球從希克森立交橋上掉了下來 when they dropped a bowling ball off the Hickerson overpass.
這導致了30輛車連環相撞 This caused a 30-car pileup.
下個小時，我們將和俄勒岡州的一名男子交談，他說 Next hour, we're gonna be talking to an Oregon man who says
一群學童把他的房子燒為平地 a group of schoolchildren burned his house to the ground.
聖誕快樂,克裡斯。 Merry Christmas, Chris.
啊，學生們把他們的叔叔點著了 Ah, schoolkids are lighting their uncles on fire
從橋上扔保齡球。 and throwing bowling balls off of bridges.
這沒什麼好高興的。 Nothing too merry about that.
後面還有兩個箱子要給你。 Got two more crates for you in back.
我會把卡車開過來。 I'll bring the truck around.
好吧，我去准備。 All right, I'll get 'em ready.
嗨,克裡斯。 Hey, Chris.
拉爾夫。 Ralph.
我在樹下得到了很多禮物。 I got a whole lot of presents under the tree.
你可以晚一點過來，早點打開幾張。 You could come over later and unwrap a couple early.
——嗯。我可能是……-別這麼想。 - Hmm. I might be... - Hold that thought.
很抱歉，克裡斯。你想要點什麼? Sorry about that, Chris. What can I get ya?
約翰尼·卡森。 Johnny Carson.
今天心情不像往常一樣爽朗。 Not in your usual chipper mood today.
整整兩秒鍾，我還沒聽到任何關於社會衰落的消息 Went a whole two seconds and I haven't heard anything about the decline of society
或者美國魯莽的年輕人。 or the reckless youth in America.
我想我今天過得不錯。 I guess I'm just having a good day.
願望和等待並不能改變內在的東西。 Wishin' and waitin' isn't gonna change what's inside.
我得去後面再拿一杯威士忌。 Gotta get another whiskey from the back.
我能幫你嗎? Can I help you?
你好嗎，邁克? How are ya, Mike?
我想我不認識你。 Don't think I know you.
我希望妮可和孩子們都很好。 Nicole and the kids are well, I hope.
聽著，我本來什麼都不想做… Look, uh, I wasn't gonna do anything...
哦，桑迪還是個孩子的時候我就認識她了。她是個好女孩。 Oh, I've known Sandy since she was a kid. She's a great girl.
但她對結婚誓言從來就不太相信。 But she never did hold much faith in wedding vows.
-不像你我，邁克——聽著,我… - Not like you and me, Mike. - Listen, I'm...
我只是來喝一杯。我不是… I'm just here having a drink. I'm not...
你知道，如果你開車穿過… You know, if you drive straight through...
我估計你12小時後就能到家 I reckon you could be home in 12 hours,
和你的家人一起過節。 spend the holiday with your family.
你是誰? Who are you?
好吧,我……我會請你喝啤酒的。 Well, I'm... I'm the guy that's gonna buy you a beer.
你為什麼不跳呢?我會處理的。 Why don't you hop? I'll take care of it.
邁克，開車要安全。 And Mike, drive safe.
邁克在哪兒? Where's Mike?
——誰?-帥哥 - Who? - The good-looking guy
就在你肥屁股旁邊。 that was sitting right next to where your fat butt is.
哦,那小伙子。我想他走了。 Oh, that fella. Well, I guess he left.
為什麼每次你進來都是我一個人回家? Why is it every time you come in here, I end up going home alone?
也許我是個掃帚星。 Maybe I'm a jinx.
是的。 Yeah.
——<我>你好?你好，女士。我是< I >The Times >的記者 - Hello? - Hello, ma'am. I'm a reporter with The Times.
哦，這是一篇很棒的論文 Oh, that's a wonderful paper.
是的,它是。 Yes, it is.
我感到非常榮幸能成為其中的一員。 I feel very privileged to be a part of it.
我能幫你什麼忙嗎?昨天，我們發表了一篇文章 - How can I help you? - Yesterday, we ran an article
在你們學校的科學展覽上… on your school's science fair...
我還有幾個問題要問 and I had a few follow-up questions
“最佳節目”，克裡斯汀·克勞福德。 for the "Best of Show," Christine Crawford.
我希望我能得到她的聯系方式。 I was hoping I could get her contact information.
沒問題，我可以幫你弄到 No problem I can get that for you.
太棒了。 Fantastic.
是1秒， Just gonna be one more second.
太好了。 Great.
我給你拿了牛奶。 I brought your milk.
哦，謝謝你，親愛的。 Oh, thank you, honey.
把它放在這裡。 Put it here.
你應該休息一下。 You should be resting.
把這些拿開。 Let's get these outta your way.
在書桌上。 On the desk.
毫米。 Mm.
——夜。——晚安。 - Night. - Good night.
-我愛你。-我也愛你。 - I love you. - I love you too.
——女王!-是的，文南先生。 - Regina! - Yes, Mr. Wenan.
奶奶要所有人馬上離開這個房子。 Grandmother wants everyone out of the house right now.
當然可以,先生。 Certainly, sir.
嗯,你知道… Mmm, you know...
我從未輸過科學競賽。 I've never lost a science competition.
你知道嗎，一個賽道的好壞取決於它的地面? Did you know a circuit is only as good as its ground?
比利，我以為你的科學研究… Billy, I-I thought that your science proj...
Twelve-volt汽車電池。 Twelve-volt car battery.
也許不會殺了你 Might not kill you,
但這會讓你的牙齒打顫。 but it'll make your teeth chatter.
你會返回第一個緞帶 You're gonna return the first-place ribbon
告訴他們你在那個火車項目中得到了不公平的幫助。 and tell them you were unfairly helped with that train project.
你作弊。 You cheated.
你不應該贏。 You don't deserve to win.
我說明白了嗎? Am I being clear?
帶她離開這裡。 Get her outta here.
啊。 Ah.
他們大約20分鍾前到達的。 They arrived about 20 minutes ago.
是的。希望他們把我們賬單的另一半帶來了。 Yeah. Hope they brought the other half of our check.
保持冷靜。你發火也沒用。 Stay calm. You exploding is not gonna help anything.
不，但這會讓我感覺好點。 No, but it'll make me feel better.
哦。 Oh.
很高興見到你，克裡斯。 Good to see you, Chris.
我很抱歉讓你來拜訪 Apologies about springing this visit on you.
我們何不停止寒暄呢? Why don't we drop the pleasantries?
這是我一年中最忙的時候，我有工作要做。 It's my busiest time of year, and I got work to do.
-現在，我剩下的錢呢?-我是雅各布斯上尉。 - Now, where's the rest of my money? - I'm Captain Jacobs.
-我們有個建議給你。-不提議，不握手。 - We've got a proposition for you. - No propositions, no shakes.
我要應得的。這嗎?這是一半。 I want what's due. And this? This is half.
你們只生產了去年的一半， Well, you only produced half of last year's product,
補貼也反映了這一點 and, uh, the subsidy payment reflects that.
現在是聖誕節。我們不發放參與獎。 Well, this is Christmas. We're not handing out participation trophies.
如果有一半的孩子應該用煤而不是禮物，我也沒辦法。 I can't help it if half the kids deserve coal instead of presents.
我們有最低預算。我們的合同裡有。 We got a minimum budget. It's in our contract.
事實上，你和美國政府簽訂的合同， Well, actually, your contract with the United States government, um, states,
“補貼的發放取決於制作和發送禮物的數量。” "Subsidy payment is dependent on volume of presents made and delivered."
這就是你得到的報酬。 And that's exactly how you've been paid.
這還不夠。 This won't even cover the power.
我們要付錢給員工，買食物， We have employees to pay, food to buy,
坦白地說，這是一個。 and quite frankly, this is one...
真是個偉大的時代 humdinger of a time
把這個重擔壓在我們身上。 to lay this burden on us.
問題是，我們只付了一半的錢 The point is, with only half our payment,
我們活不下去了。 we're not gonna be able to survive.
我們理解你們的經濟困難。 We understand the financial constraints that you're suffering.
沒人想要關閉你，如果我們不需要的話。 No one wants to shut you down, not if we don't have to.
你明白你在說什麼嗎? Do you even understand what you're saying?
你聖誕節要做什麼? What you'd be doing to Christmas?
我們想要你的節日精神。它產生假日消費。 We want your holiday spirit. It generates holiday spending.
我們現在不要談這些。 Let's not get into all that right now.
我是說，重要的是， I mean, the important thing is,
我們也許有機會解決這個問題。 we might have a chance to work this out.
機長，麻煩你了。 Captain, if you please.
克裡斯,露絲, Chris, Ruth,
美國軍方想要你的服務。 the United States military would like to procure your services.
你知道如果我聽到你說話會發生什麼吧? You know what happens if I hear you talked, right?
不。 No.
我會殺了你媽媽。 I'll kill your mommy.
我要殺了你爸爸。 I'll kill your daddy.
你養狗了? You got a dog?
是的。 Yeah.
你的狗叫什麼名字? What's your dog's name?
J-Jo喬bean。 J-Jo Jo Beans.
好吧，我也要把那些Jo Jo Beans也殺了。 Well, I will kill ol' Jo Jo Beans too.
現在你要進去了 Now you're gonna go in there
說你在商場裡 and say that you were at the mall
你忘記了時間。 and you lost track of time.
你在給他們買聖誕禮物。你明白了嗎? You were buying them some Christmas presents. You got it?
我沒有聖誕禮物… I don't have any Christmas pre...
也許你想給他們買些聖誕禮物。 Well, maybe you were thinking about buying them some Christmas presents.
記住，兩天後 Remember, two nights from now,
聖誕老人會把他的肥屁股從你的煙囪裡滑下去 Santa's gonna slide his fat ass down your chimney
給你一大堆禮物 and give you a whole bunch of presents
因為你今年表現得很好。 'cause you've been such a good girl this year.
你知道，他不是為每個人都這樣做的。 You know, he doesn't do that for everyone.
這是你的電話。 Here's your phone.
克裡斯汀。 Christine.
聖誕快樂。 Merry Christmas.
謝謝你,愛。 Thanks, love.
你認為他們真的要關閉工廠嗎? You think they're serious about shutting down the factory?
不，他們只是想欺負我們 Nah, they're just trying to bully us
成一個合同。 into a contract.
你確定嗎? You sure about that?
我們可以利用這些額外的收入。 We could use the extra income.
哦,我知道。 Oh, I'm aware.
但不一定非得來自他們。 Doesn't have to come from them though.
不。 No.
不，不是的。 Why, no, it doesn't.
我很高興我想到了這一點。 I'm glad I thought of it.
嗯。 Hmm.
我在平安夜給你打電話，所以你知道我是認真的。 Well, I'm calling you on Christmas Eve, so you know it's serious.
我是說，我認為我們在98年為你做得很好。 I mean, I thought we did a great job for you back in '98.
我的團隊速度很快。 My team is fast.
你知道他們做的是高質量的工作，對吧? And you know they do quality work, right?
嗯,沒有。 Well, no.
不，不，我受不了了。 No, no, I can't beat that.
但如果你要這麼便宜，你就得在某些地方犧牲一些東西。 But if you're getting it that cheap, you've gotta be sacrificing something somewhere.
聽到這個消息我很難過，李寧。 I'm sorry to hear that, Lee Ning.
是的，祝你今天愉快。再見。 Yes, have a good day. Bye.
李Ning,。 Lee Ning, out.
Elon，我是Chris。你有什麼要給我的? Elon, this is Chris. What do you got for me?
我競標的東西從大型機到Pez糖果盒。 I bid on everything from mainframes to Pez dispensers.
每個人的外包。 Everybody's outsourcing.
他們讓6歲的孩子光著腳上12個小時班 They got six-year-olds pulling 12-hour shifts in bare feet
兩根泡泡糖。 for two sticks of bubble gum.
這是令人心碎。 It's heartbreaking.
你累壞了，還有一長夜都在送禮物。 You're exhausted, and you've got a long night of delivering gifts.
你為什麼不在出去之前休息一下呢? Why don't you get some rest before you go out?
你還有一點時間。 You still got a little bit of time.
我不能睡覺。 I can't sleep.
整個行動都要泡湯了。 The whole damn operation is goin' tits up.
——克裡斯。Chris，雪橇打包好了，可以出發了 - Chris. - Chris, the sleigh's packed and ready to go.
我馬上就到。 I'll be right there.
-讓我看看。——堅持。我幾乎完成了。 - Let me see it. - Hold on. I'm almost finished.
讓我……把名單給我。 Let me... Just give me the list.
你檢查過了嗎? Have you checked it?
來吧。它很好。 Come on. It's fine.
你為什麼這樣? Why are you being like this?
因為我失敗了。 'Cause I failed.
嘿! Hey!
-你忘了什麼?——哦。 - You forgetting something? - Oh.
-我幫你拿著。-別這樣。 - I'll keep hold of this for you. - Oh, come on.
這裡是零下15度。 It's 15 below out here.
然後喝熱巧克力。 Then have hot chocolate.
好吧。 All right.
怎麼去了? How'd it go?
——我活了下來。——嗯。 - I survived. - Mmm.
聖誕快樂,親愛的。 Merry Christmas, darling.
你把事情搞砸了，胖子! You just messed up big time, fat man!
走吧! Go!
熱的。這是一個課程記錄。 Hot damn. That was a course record.
讓我們再運行一次。 Let's run it again.
我，呃，想去我兒子那裡 I was, uh, hoping to, uh, get to my son's place
今天早上看到孫子們拆禮物。 and see the grandkids opening presents this morning.
你的時間沒有得到補償嗎? Are you not being compensated for your time?
哦,y-yeah,是的。確定。 Oh, y-yeah, yeah. Sure.
這還不夠嗎? Well, is that not enough for you?
不，是這樣的。 No, uh, it is.
好。 Good.
然後再運行一次。 Then let's run it again.
有什麼問題嗎? Is there a problem?
我給你找了個工作 I've got a job for you.
——好。- ，我想你會喜歡的 - Good. - I think you're gonna like it.
它是你那個愛好的補充 It complements that hobby of yours.
是做什麼工作的? What's the job?
我想讓你殺了聖誕老人。 I'd like you to kill Santa Claus.
真的嗎? Really?
我知道他也讓你失望了 I know he let you down too.
嗯,嗯… Well, uh...
這可不容易。 that's not gonna be easy.
好吧，如果你不感興趣，我肯定我能找到s Well, if you're not interested, I'm sure I could find s...
不,我很感興趣。 No, I'm interested.
我很感興趣。 I'm very interested.
<我>你好。戴維斯。 Hello. Davis here.
啊,早上好。這是克裡斯。 Ah, good morning. This is Chris.
-克裡斯，早上好。我會履行合同的。 - Chris, good morning. - I'll do the contract.
<我>哦,那太棒了!太好了。 Oh, that's fantastic! That's great.
——你們……是的。是的,是的。-讓我們聚一聚 - Ye... Yeah. Yeah, well, yes. - Let's get together...
嗯,m-merry……聖誕快樂。 Well, m-merry... merry Christmas.
有一天你睡過頭了，又起得很早。 The one day you get to sleep in, and you're up early.
嗯，我的心情很沉重。 Well, I had a heavy mind.
我只是同意了合同。 I just agreed to the contract.
-這是我們必須做的，愛。——我知道。 - It's what we have to do, love. - I know.
它是什麼? What is it?
哦，有幾個孩子拿著獵槍在空中放了一些高射炮。 Oh, some kids with a deer rifle put some flak in the air.
——再一次?-是的。 - Again? - Yeah.
在雪橇上打兩個洞，在我身上打一個。甚至還把我的包撕破了。 Put two holes in the sleigh, one in me. Even tore my bag.
別擔心這個袋子。讓我看看你這邊。 Don't worry about the bag. Let me see your side.
我一切都好。這是……沒事，沒事。 I'm all right. It's... It's fine, it's fine.
它會像往常一樣愈合的。 It'll heal in the usual way.
我不知道我做錯了什麼。 I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
也許我該把外套脫下來了。 Maybe it's time I retired the coat.
你只是需要休息一下。今年我們都感受到了。 You just need a break. We're all feeling it this year.
我已經失去了影響力。 I've lost my influence.
你是一個圖標。愛你的人。 You're an icon. People love you.
我是一個穿著紅色西裝的愚蠢的胖子。 I'm a silly, fat man in a red suit.
我是說，你覺得這很可愛，但這就是人們對我的真實看法。 I mean, you think it's cute, but this is what people actually think of me.
聖誕節是一場鬧劇。我是個笑話。 Christmas is a farce. I am a joke.
沒有任何真正的賽季精神了。 There hasn't been any real spirit of the season anymore.
不是好多年了。 Not for years.
讓我們在這上面呆幾天吧。 Let's just get a few days out on this.
這會給你一個更好的視角。 That will give you a better perspective.
我應該為我的形象向他們收取版稅。 I should've charged them royalties for my image.
-這是我們應該做的-我們不是那樣的人。 - Now, that's what we should've done. - That's not who we are.
不，我們只是世界上最大的經濟刺激計劃。 No, we're only the largest economic stimulus in the entire world.
僅在美國，聖誕節就創造了3萬億美元的收入。 Christmas generates $3 trillion in the US alone.
我們付不起電費。你覺得這有什麼不對嗎? We can't pay our power bill. Think there's something wrong with that?
哦，這就是我們現在衡量成功的方式嗎? Oh, is that how we're measuring success now?
這就是他們關心的。 Well, that's what they care about.
他們容忍我們是為了賣他們的玩具、汽水和汽車。 They put up with us so they can sell their toys and sodas and cars.
我們是一個業務。 We're a business.
別自欺欺人了，露絲。 And don't kid yourself, Ruth.
利他主義在他們的底線上是不可扣除的。 Altruism is not a deductible on their bottom line.
不要把一切都放在他們身上。你也已經改變。 Don't put it all on them. You've changed too.
你可能是對的。 You might be right.
也許我和他們一樣。 Maybe I'm just like 'em.
你還留著它。 You still have it.
我所擁有的只是對一個被遺忘的世界的厭惡。 All I have is a loathing for a world that's forgotten.
謝謝你的雪茄。 Thanks for the cigars.
——<我>信息。我能幫你嗎? -對。 - Information. Can I help you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我需要聯系在北極的人。 I need to get ahold of somebody in the North Pole.
我不能搜索沒有特定的國家或代碼。 I'm not able to search without a specific country or code.
好吧。好吧，那麼離北極最近的是什麼? Okay. All right, uh, then what's the closest thing to the North Pole?
的東西……北極的東西，在北極圈內。 Something... Something arctic, in the Arctic Circle.
很遺憾，我不知道。如果你能再具體一些，我可以幫助你 Unfortunately, I don't know. If you could be more specific, I could help you.
那上面有城市嗎?有島嶼嗎? Well, is there a city up there, an island, anything?
一塊漂浮在大海上的冰? A chunk of ice floating in the fucking ocean?
如果你要這樣說話，我就呆不下去了 I can't stay on if you're gonna talk like that.
我很抱歉。我不是故意罵你的。 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cuss.
-請不要掛電話。我想幫你。如果你能更具體一點， - Please don't hang up. - I want to help you. If you could be more specific.
好吧，那這個城市… Okay, uh, what about the city of...
在埃爾斯米爾島上的尤裡卡? of Eureka on Ellesmere Island?
- ，好的，我有了。 -太好了。 - Okay, I have it. - Great, great.
你有Christopher Cringle的名單嗎? Do you have a listing for Christopher Cringle?
喂? Hello?
你他媽的為什麼把電話掛了? Why did you hang up the fucking phone?
只是放松。 Just relax.
回到基礎。 Back to basics.
——該死的!大便。-我把它弄壞了 - Damn! Shit. - I broke it.
-我把它弄壞了——耶穌。 - I broke it. - Jesus.
請再給我一壺茶好嗎? May I get another pot of tea?
Wenan先生。這個包裹是給你的。 Mr. Wenan. This package came for you.
祝您聖誕快樂。 From your father for Christmas.
晚了幾天。 It's a few days late.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
從巴哈馬群島? From the Bahamas?
是這麼說的，長官。 That's what it says, sir.
他可能和他的女朋友Kara在那裡。 He's probably there with his girlfriend, Kara.
我不知道，先生。 I wouldn't know, sir.
好吧，把它傳給我。 Well, pass it to me.
你到底在哪裡? Where the hell are you?
嘿。 Hey.
在哪裡，呃… Where do the, uh...
給聖誕老人的信去了嗎? the letters to Santa go?
你知道，孩子們寫給聖誕老人的信? You know, the letters the children write to Santa Claus?
-他們怎麼辦?-是的,是的。H-36。 - What happens to 'em? - Yeah, yeah. H-36.
嗯,這是一個…在辦公室的垃圾桶裡。 Uh, it's a... it's a bin down at the office.
——正確的。之後他們會怎麼樣?-我不知道 - Right. What happens to 'em after that? - Uh, I don't know.
我想你可以問問我們的區管理員Weyland。 Guess you could ask Weyland, our district super.
Weyland嗎?你知道我在哪能找到他嗎? Weyland? You know where I could find him?
對，市中心的辦公室，就在雷丁街旁邊。 Yeah, downtown office, just off Redding Street.
——整理?-是的。 - Redding? - Yeah.
——太棒了。謝謝你！——沒有問題。 - Great. Thank you. - No problem.
祝你今天愉快。 Have a good day.
早.... Morning.
對不起。這是我第一天上班。 Sorry. This is my first day.
知道米克斯主管的辦公室在哪嗎? Know where I can find Supervisor Meeks's office?
嗯… Um...
我能幫你嗎? can I help you?
我在找那個胖子。 I'm looking for the fat man.
他在哪裡? Where is he?
原諒我嗎? Excuse me?
聖誕老人,草泥馬。 Santa Claus, motherfucker.
。快點,。維蘭德提出 Come on, Weyland.
不要愚蠢的行動。 Don't act stupid.
把地址給我，我就走出去。 Just give me the address and I'll walk right out of here.
你把信寄到哪裡? Where do you send the letters?
好吧，放輕松點。 Okay, just take it easy.
聽著，我不能給你地址，因為… Look, I can't give you an address because...
噓。 Shh.
我不能給你地址，因為我沒有地址。 I can't give you an address because I don't have one.
然後整理你的最後一封郵件。 Then you just sorted your last piece of mail.
不，不，不。我只是… No, no, no, no. I just...
聽著，這是個機密項目。他們給了我一個郵政信箱，僅此而已。 Look, it's a classified program. They give me a PO box and that's it.
我什麼都不知道。我向你發誓。 I don't know anything else. I swear to you.
我們只是把信裝在板條箱裡寄出去。 We just crate up the letters and send them out.
把它寫下來。 Write it down.
-寫下來。——好的。 - Write it down. - Okay.
好吧。 Okay.
向右。 To the right.
其他方式。 Other way.
沒有該頁面。使用一個空白的。 Not that page. Use a blank one.
好吧。 Okay.
——慢下來。使它清晰。——操。 - Slow down. Make it legible. - Fuck.
好吧? Okay?
-你一定是在騙我-不不不這是事實。我發誓。 - You gotta be shitting me. - No, no, no. It's the truth. I swear it.
那現在怎麼辦? So, uh, what now?
嗯… Well...
就是這樣。 that's it.
的兒子…… Son of a...
<我>你好? Hello?
我們是一個走。 We're a go.
-我會在午夜前上路。——<我>聽起來不錯。 - I'll be on the road by midnight. - Sounds good.
請隨時告訴我你的最新進展 Keep me updated on your progress.
他們會理解的。 They'll understand.
他們不應該這麼做。 They shouldn't have to.
我能假定他們說英語嗎? Can I assume they speak English?
我們的工作要求他們說許多不同的語言。 Our work requires that they speak many different languages.
讓我們趕快結束這一切吧。 Let's just get this over with.
好吧,每個人。現在安靜下來。讓我們安靜下來。 All right, everyone. Quiet down now. Let's quiet down.
-都到齊了嗎?-我們都到齊了，長官 - Is everybody here? - We're all here and accounted for, sir.
嗯,首先,呃, Well, firstly, uh,
很抱歉這麼早給你們回電話。 I'm sorry to call you all back so early.
但我相信你們都很興奮開始行動 But I'm sure you're all excited to get cracking
並在明年的聖誕季繼續工作。 and get working again on next year's Christmas season.
你可能對今天這裡的新面孔感到疑惑。 And you're probably wondering about all the new faces around here today.
嗯，你已經知道了…… Well, as you already know...
越來越多的年輕人做出錯誤的決定。 there is a rising number of our youth making poor decisions.
不幸的是，這導致了我們每年的補貼 Now, this has unfortunately caused our yearly subsidy
遠低於我們目前的預算。 to be well below our current budget.
現在，為了彌補這個不足… Now, to make up for that shortfall...
我們正在履行一項與美國軍方為期兩個月的合同。 we are fulfilling a two-month contract with the US military.
現在，我知道這對你們很多人來說一定很震驚。 Now, I know this must come as a shock to a lot of you.
相信我，如果還有別的辦法…… Believe me, had there been any other way...
我是雅各布斯上尉。 This is Captain Jacobs.
雅各布斯上尉會告訴你的 Captain Jacobs'll fill you in
在這裡發生了很多變化 on a lot of the changes that are going on around here.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
我要講一些規則 I am going to go over some rules
這一點必須貫徹，無一例外 that must be followed without exception
以及在整個參與期間。 and throughout the duration of this engagement.
這些規則是為了你的安全，而且只是為了你的安全。 These rules are for your safety, and your safety alone.
第一，你會被印上指紋 Number one, you will be fingerprinted,
-指定一個安全徽章，必須隨時佩戴。——下一個。 - assigned a security badge to be worn at all times. - Next.
第二，你必須進出工廠車間 Number two, you must enter and exit the factory floor
只能通過南邊的門。 through the southern bay doors only.
第三，你必須摘掉制服上的鈴鐺 Number three, you must remove the bells from your uniforms
因為他們會引爆我們的金屬探測器 as they will set off our metal detectors.
除了這些規則，我們將升級網站的安全。 In addition to these rules, we will be upgrading the site's security.
你有什麼問題嗎? Do you have any questions?
是的。 Yes.
先生，我們生產什麼樣的玩具? What kind of toys are we making, sir?
不是玩具,小姐。 Not toys, miss.
美國天空之鷹的控制面板， Control panels for America's eagle in the sky,
我們的FJ-63戰斗機。 our FJ-63 fighter jets.
你旅行的目的是什麼? What's the purpose of your visit?
娛樂。狩獵。 Recreation. Hunting.
我要殺一些東西。 I'm gonna kill some things.
你填一下5589嗎? You fill out the 5589?
是的，夫人，我有我的5589… Yes, ma'am, I have my 5589...
我的4457, my 4457,
3177在這裡。 and my 3177 right here.
好吧。 All right.
歡迎來到加拿大。 Welcome to Canada.
很高興來到這裡。 Good to be here.
我的天啊，下士，你管那叫捶打嗎? Holy Christ, Corporal, you call that hammering?
對你的工作表現出一點自豪。 Show a little pride in your work.
在這裡。你起來。 Here. You're up.
神聖的地獄。 Holy hell.
士兵，你這混蛋滾出電梯。 Soldier, get your sorry ass out of that lift.
把那玩意弄干淨。 Clean that shit up.
嘿,伙伴。在這裡。 Hey, partner. Here.
抓住這個。 Hang on to this.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
類固醇。 Steroids.
我是為和平而來的。 I come in peace.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
早上,7。大家都還好嗎? Morning, 7. How's everybody holding up?
很好，先生。我們昨晚已經排好隊了。 Very well, sir. We got the line up and running last night.
-現在我們正在優化。-哦,是的。 - Right now we're optimizing. - Oh, yeah.
好的,優化。我明白了。 Okay, optimizing. I see.
19,23，你好嗎? 19, 23, how are you doing?
-非常完美，先生-非常好 - Wonderfully perfect, sir. - Uh, super-duper good.
啊，我很欣賞這種積極性。 Ah, I appreciate the positivity.
你相信嗎? Are you buying that?
當然,老板。 Absolutely, boss.
在這件事上，我真的把你逼得走投無路了。別以為我不知道。 I really backed you into a corner on this one, 7. Don't think I don't know that.
訂單要求在短時間內生產大量產品。 The order calls for a lot of product in a short amount of time.
是啊，就算一切順利也會很緊張。補充,謝謝。 Yeah, it's gonna be a squeaker even if everything goes perfect. Refill, thanks.
它從來沒有這樣做過。 Which it never does.
你什麼時候見過它完美? When have you seen it go perfect?
1910年就快到了。那年發生了一場糟糕的戰爭。 - 1910 was close. - There was a bad war that year.
你不能責怪自己。 You can't blame yourself.
-我去看看船員。——辦公室。 - I'll go check the crew. - The office.
哦，還有一件事。 Oh, one more thing.
7…… 7...
這是我們成敗的關鍵。 this is make or break for us.
我不需要告訴你，一切都是危險的。 I don't need to tell you that absolutely everything is on the line.
聖誕節到了，先生。我們不會讓您失望的。 Christmas is at stake, sir. We won't let you down.
我們會按時完成訂單的。——好男人。 - We'll have the order finished on time. - Good man.
克裡斯，我剛和我的上司談過。 Chris, I just talked to my superiors.
他們對我給他們的數字印象深刻。 They're very impressed with the numbers that I gave them.
他們送來了幾套衣服來檢查手術情況。 They're sending in a couple of suits to have a look at the operation.
這是一群令人印象深刻的…… It's a very impressive group of...
你們這裡的小工人。 little workers you've got here.
真正的工作努力。 Real hard workers.
如果可能的話，我想用一下休息室。 I'd like to use the break room, if that's possible.
我在進行八人輪轉，每次都是四人。 I'm running an eight-man rotation, four on at all times.
我或我的手下要24小時待在工廠裡。 Me or one of my men are gonna be inside the factory 24 hours a day.
你覺得怎麼樣，7歲? How does that sit with you, 7?
我們可以在自助餐廳休息。 We can take our breaks in the cafeteria.
非常感謝你。雅各布斯船長。 Many thanks to you. Captain Jacobs.
- 7所示。- 7 ? - 7. - 7?
我們都是按數字排名的。 We're all ranked and accounted for by number.
這樣效率更高。 It's more efficient that way.
7是我們工廠的領班。 7's our factory foreman.
1到6發生了什麼? What happened to 1 through 6?
我們在一起很久了。 Well, we've been at this a long time.
我們不補發號碼。 We don't reissue numbers.
那將是不道德和不光彩的。 That would be unethical and dishonorable.
我喜歡它。 I like it.
這是管理團隊的好方法。 That's a hell of a way to run a crew.
你想要一塊餅干嗎，雅各布斯上尉? Would you like a cookie, Captain Jacobs?
確實。 Indeed.
真是個管理團隊的好方法。 A hell of a way to run a crew.
原諒我。 Excuse me.
嗯。 Mmm.
哇。 Wow.
你沒事吧，伙計? You all right, buddy?
倉鼠吊床是最暢銷的，還有這個，滾筒。 The hamster hammock is a top seller and this, the roller.
然後是蹺蹺板。 Then we have the seesaw.
小饞嘴和寵物游戲室。 Nibblers and the pet playhouse.
沒有地方給寵物游戲室。 There's no room for the pet playhouse.
你知道，這很有趣。你不像個倉鼠。 You know, it's funny. You don't strike me as a hamster person.
-是啊。-你看起來更像…一個爬行動物的人。 - Well, I am. - You seem more like a... a reptile person.
你喜歡蜥蜴嗎? Do you like lizards?
我有很多變色龍可供選擇。 I have a great selection of chameleons.
我不想要變色龍。 I don't want a chameleon.
蛇。 Snakes.
就是這樣。你是個陰險的人。 That's it. You're a snake person.
蛇吃倉鼠。 Snakes eat hamsters.
你知道，很多人都不知道自己是哪種寵物， You know, lots of people don't know what kind of pet person they are,
但我真的很擅長這個。 but I'm really good at this.
知道嗎，你讓我想起了我媽媽。 You know, you remind me a lot of my mother.
——真的嗎?-是的。 - Really? - Yeah.
她不善於傾聽 She wasn't a good listener,
她不知道什麼時候該閉嘴。 and she never knew when to shut the fuck up.
謝謝你！ Thank you.
給你，伙計們。 Here you go, fellas.
-嗨。-嗨。 - Hi. - Hey.
索眼先生。 Mr. Cringle.
我們花了好大的時間才找到這個地方。 We had a hell of a time finding this place.
我問了城裡的人，但沒有人知道。 Asked around town, but no one had a clue.
是的，你可以想象，一定是這樣的。 Yeah, as you can imagine, it has to be that way.
我們認為這是一件好事。 And we think it's a good thing.
偉大的事情。我是萊克斯·泰勒。 Great thing. Yeah, I'm Lex Taylor.
-這位是卡特·梅普爾索普-我知道你是誰。 - This is, uh, Carter Mapplethorpe. - I know who you are.
正確的。他們警告過我們那件事。 Right. They warned us about that.
有幾年的時間，事情都是一觸即發。 Things were a little touch-and-go for a couple of years.
沒有他們,卡特? Weren't they, Carter?
哇,嘿,嘿。 Whoa, hey, hey.
哦,這是唐納。他有點發冷。 Oh, that's Donner. He gets a mite nippy.
你很幸運不是布利策。她會立刻撕掉你的包裹。 You're lucky it wasn't Blitzer. She'd tear your package right off.
好吧，看看周圍，伙計們。 Well, have a look around, fellas.
我的工頭， 7, my shop foreman,
會給你看任何你可能需要看的東西 will show you anything you might need to see.
我們，呃，不需要到處看，克裡斯。 We, uh, don't need to have a look around, Chris.
不，我們見過這些數字，我們見過樣本， No, we've seen the numbers, we've seen the samples,
你所做的工作是與眾不同的。 and the work you do is exceptional.
軍隊希望你每年都能服役。 The military would like to procure your services on an annual basis.
我們不要操之過急了。 Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
我們准備保證你15年的補助。 We are prepared to guarantee your subsidization for 15 years.
我明白你的意思了 I hear what you're saying,
但這是一次性的交易，先生們。 but this is a one-time deal, gentlemen.
你可以等到下個月的第一天拿到支票， How about you wait until you get that check on the first of next month,
然後我們再看看你是否會改變主意。 and then we'll see if you don't have a change of heart.
那是不可能的。 That's not gonna happen.
我很欣賞你的樂觀態度，先生，我真的 I appreciate your optimism, sir, I-I really do,
但恕我直言，我想我們都知道 but with all due respect, I think both of us know
很有可能明年你就會回到這裡。 that there's a very good chance you're gonna end up right back here next year.
然後，克林格先生， And then maybe, Mr. Cringle,
-我們提供的交易不會那麼好。——嗯。 - the deal we offer won't be so sweet. - Mm-hmm.
我會准備一些車軸潤滑油 I'll keep some axle grease handy
以防我改變主意。 just in case I change my mind.
好吧。 Okay.
，但是總統能做到嗎? But will the president do that?
我想他已經是了 I think he already is.
靜觀其變。馬上回來。 Sit tight. Be right back.
你聖誕節收到這個了? You get this for Christmas?
是聖誕老人給我的。 Yeah, Santa gave it to me.
你一定是個好孩子。 You must be a good kid.
我想是這樣。 I guess so.
你知道我在你這麼大的時候得到了什麼聖誕禮物嗎? You know what I got for Christmas when I was your age?
你永遠不會忘記燃燒的肉和薄荷醇的味道。 You never forget the smell of burning flesh and menthols.
我給你一百塊。 Give you a hundred bucks for it.
150. 150.
你的員工肯定有健康的胃口。 Your workers sure have healthy appetites.
你知道，我不禁想到它的小和變色 You know, I can't help but think the smallness and discoloration
是飲食不足的直接結果。 is a direct result of an inadequate diet.
不足? Inadequate?
請詳細說明。 Please elaborate.
我覺得你需要的是… Well, I think what you need is some...
蛋白質、蔬菜纖維。 protein, vegetables, fiber.
我打賭如果我們給這些人一些真正的食物， I bet if we gave some real food to these people,
它們會像豆莖一樣拔地而起。 they would shoot up like bean stalks.
船長，我們發現了最有效和最多產的進食方式 Captain, we have discovered the most efficient and productive way to eat
簡單的碳水化合物和糖嗎 is simple carbs and sugars
一天六次。 six times a day.
但這是不自然的。 But that's unnatural.
人體需要四類食物， The body needs four food groups,
有規律的運動，至少六小時的睡眠。 regular exercise, a minimum of six hours of sleep.
哦，每個精靈每8小時小睡20分鍾。 Oh, every elf takes a 20-minute nap every eight hours.
這使我們的身體保持新鮮，讓我們24小時輪換工作。 That keeps our bodies fresh and allows us to work on a 24-hour rotation.
你能堅持多久? How long can you keep that up?
下去。 Indefinitely.
這就是為什麼精靈比人類活得長。 It's why elves live much longer than humans.
,克裡斯?他也這麼做嗎?——沒有。 - And Chris? He does the same? - No.
是奉獻讓他保持年輕。 It's the giving that keeps him young.
我想我明天要去城裡看看郵政信箱。 Thought I'd head into town tomorrow to check the PO box.
把支票拿在手裡，我會感覺好多了。 I'm gonna feel a lot better with that check in my hand.
我同意你的看法。 I'm with you there.
謝謝你的這些。 Thanks for these.
我們互相支持。 We have each other's backs.
這就是它的工作原理。 That's how this works.
還記得我的烘焙經歷素食、無糖階段嗎? Remember when my baking went through the vegan, sugar-free phase?
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
我很幸運能活下來。 I was lucky to survive it.
肯定減了12磅。 Must've lost 12 pounds.
但你告訴我了，盡管你知道我聽到不會很高興。 But you told me, even though you knew I wouldn't be thrilled to hear it.
這可能更多的是一種自我保護。 That may have been more of a self-preservation thing.
重點是，我們都有好日子和壞日子。 Point is, we both have good days and bad days.
我們不同意的狀況。我們互相責備。 We disagree. We tick each other off.
就像你進屋時，汗水滴得滿地都是， Like when you come into the house dripping sweat all over the floor,
用我的好毛巾擦汗布。 using my good towels for sweat rags.
但我愛你。 But I love you.
所以我們算出來， So we figure it out,
我們解決它， we work through it,
我們互相扶持。 we lift each other up.
-我感覺很受鼓舞。——好! - I'm feeling downright inspired. - Good!
希望靈感是從淋浴開始的吧。 Let's hope that inspiration starts with a shower.
毫米。……那麼糟糕嗎? Mm. That... That bad?
是的。 Yes.
——真的嗎?——嗯。 - Really? - Hmm.
——沒有機會?-哦,上帝。 - No chance? - Oh, God.
我得說服你這麼做? I got to talk you into this?
-不如我…哦,好的。好吧。,就…那就去吧。走了。 - How about I... Oh, okay. All right. - Just... Just go. Go.
下午。 Afternoon.
祝你在新的一年裡過得愉快。 Hope the new year is treating you well.
只有幾天，但我很樂觀。 Only a couple of days in, but I'm optimistic.
我能幫你什麼忙嗎? Can I help you with anything?
是的。 Yeah.
我,呃… I'm, uh...
找我的一個朋友。 looking for a friend of mine.
這是他的盒子。 This is his box.
你看的是什麼盒子? What box you lookin' at?
323. 323.
你是克裡斯的朋友嗎? You a friend of Chris's?
是的。 Yeah.
是的，我們，呃，我們幾年前做過一些生意。 Yeah, we, uh, we did some business a couple of years back.
我想去找他，但是我把他的聯系方式放錯了地方。 Wanted to look him up, but I misplaced his contact information.
我希望你能幫幫我。 I was hoping maybe you could help me out.
很遺憾，我想我做不到。 Well, sadly, don't think I'm gonna be able to.
真的嗎? Really?
哦,這是,嗯… Oh, that's, uh...
這是非常令人失望的。 that's very disappointing.
我已經走了很長的路。 I've come a long way.
不，不能說他給過我們聯系方式。 No, can't say he ever gave us any contact information.
你連他姓什麼都不知道? You don't even have his last name?
從我記事起就是這樣。 Been that way since I can recall.
-嘿，桑迪。——嘿,赫爾曼。 - Hey, there, Sandy. - Hey, Herman.
我得馬上把這東西送到棕櫚灘去。 I gotta get this thing out to Palm Beach double-time.
稍等一下，我來幫這位先生。 Hold on a sec while I help this gentleman.
讓我們請您留言。 Let's have you leave a message.
克裡斯每隔幾天來一次。 Chris comes in every couple of days.
沒關系。 That's all right.
克裡斯還開那輛綠色的雪佛蘭嗎? Say, does, uh, Chris still drive that green Chevy?
——紅色福特。——正確的。 - Red Ford. - Right.
我的意思是福特。 I meant Ford.
我不喜歡帆布。 I don't like duck canvas.
事情太多了。 Way too much going on.
太多的棍子。我他媽的又不是樹。 Too many sticks. I'm not a fucking tree.
太蓬松的。 Too puffy.
曬黑的皮膚讓我看起來很胖。 Tan makes me look fat.
格林太蠢了。 Green is fucking stupid.
也許你能給我一些建議 Maybe you could give me some idea
你在找什麼 of what you're looking for.
那件怎麼樣? What about that one?
偉大的外套。 Great coat.
我看得出你是一個喜歡高質量衣服的人。 I can see you're a man who appreciates a quality garment.
嗯。 Hmm.
<我>是的。 Yeah.
狀態報告。 Status report.
可以說是越來越暖和了。 Getting warmer, so to speak.
> <我思考。 I was thinking.
我在這個項目上投入了很多資金 I'm putting a lot into this venture financially,
我想留個紀念品。 and I'd like to retain a keepsake.
你有什麼想法? What did you have in mind?
我要那個大塊頭的腦袋。 I want the big man's head.
，這可能是有問題的 That could be problematic.
-你是說不?-我是說這不現實。 - Are you saying no? - I'm saying that it's not practical.
被砍下的頭顱是易變的。 Severed heads are fickle.
它們腐爛，發霉，散發臭味。 They rot, they mold, they smell.
這是一次跨越兩個國際邊界和幾個州的多日旅行， It's a multi-day trip across two international borders and several state lines,
這意味著一個相當大的冷卻器，經常停下來 which means a sizable cooler, frequent stops
把自己置於相當危險的境地。 and putting myself at considerable risk.
我這樣做不是為了任何人。 And I don't do that for anyone.
然後我想要他的胡子。 Then I want his beard.
我不會刮死人的胡子。 I'm not shaving off a dead man's beard.
來點，呃…一些雪橇鈴鐺嗎? How about some, uh... some sleigh bells?
不。 No.
好吧。嗯… Okay. Uh...
他的外套呢? What about his coat?
很好。把外套。 Fine. Bring the coat.
太好了。 Great.
好了，我要回去工作了。 All right, I gotta go back to work now.
讓我隨時了解你的進展。 Keep me abreast of your progress.
你混蛋。 You fucking prick.
嘿,桑迪。這一天怎麼樣? Hey, Sandy. How's the day?
什麼事讓你心情這麼好? What's got you in such a good mood?
我找到了我丟的東西。 Well, I found something I lost.
——嗯。-現在說這些還太早了 - Hmm. - Uh, it's too early for all of that.
-那你想吃什麼?-我只是來打個招呼。 - Well, then what'll you have? - I just dropped in to say hello.
如果不太麻煩的話，路上喝杯牛奶吧。 And if it's not too much trouble, maybe a glass of milk for the road.
——牛奶。——是的。 - Milk. - Yep.
-要我幫你熱一下嗎?-那太好了。 - Want me to warm it up for you? - That'd be nice.
哦,男人。 Oh, man.
——嗨,克裡斯。——嘿,赫爾曼。你過得如何? - Hey, Chris. - Hey, Herman. How you doing?
我很好。 I'm good.
克裡斯，有人在找你。 Now, Chris, there was a guy in here looking for you.
-哦,是嗎?——外地人。 - Oh, yeah? - Out-of-towner.
啊。 Ah.
花哨的衣服嗎?政府類型? Fancy suit? Government-type?
-在他褲子的屁股裡找不到他的屁股?-是的，就是他。 - Couldn't find his ass in the seat of his pants? - Yep, that's him.
-是的，我和他一起工作。-他是這麼說的。 - Yeah, I'm working with him. - That's what he said.
嗯。嗯,謝謝,赫爾曼。 Hmm. Well, thanks, Herman.
你有一個好。 You have a good one.
你,克裡斯。 You, too, Chris.
雅各布斯船長在下面嗎?-是的，先生，他在。 - Is Captain Jacobs down below? - Yes, sir, he is.
“我們向您表示最誠摯的歉意。 "We'd like to extend our sincerest apologies.
克裡斯汀·克勞福德已經承認她作弊了。 Christine Crawford has admitted she cheated.
隨信附上第一名的獎品。” Enclosed is the award for first place."
他媽的。 Fuck.
-我真的很期待見到我的前妻。——什麼? - I'm actually looking forward to seeing my ex-wife. - What?
-是啊，我想我們會復合的。-你真勇敢，伙計。 - Yeah, I think we're gonna get back together. - You're brave, man.
是的。 Yeah.
那是什麼鬼東西? What the hell was that?
這是一個滑雪。 It's a ski.
丹尼斯。 Dennis.
怎麼去了? How'd it go?
我得到了它。 I got it.
編織得怎麼樣了? How's that knittin' going?
完成了。 Done.
看來是個好時機 Well, it seems like an opportune time
試一試，你不覺得嗎? to try it out, don't you think?
——現在?——為什麼不呢? - Right now? - Why not?
有一些分量。 Got some heft.
啊。 Ah.
——現在…——哦。 - Now... - Ooh.
啊。 Ah.
好工作。 Fine work.
一個輕微的誤判。 A slight miscalculation.
可能有點壓力編織。 Probably a little stress-knitting.
哦，我們一直想要一張大點的床。 Oh, we always wanted a bigger bed.
這就是我嫁給的男人。 There's the man I married.
露絲，我想道歉。 Ruthie, I want to apologize.
我失去了洞察力，最近，我有點… I lost perspective and lately, I've been a little...
只顧自己，不是你的伴侶。 self-absorbed and not much of a partner to you.
有很多人說要戒煙， There's been a lot of talk about quitting,
但是，我們不是這樣的人。 and, well, that's not who we are.
或者，這不是我，而且… Or, it's not who I am and...
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我們在一起很久了，親愛的。 We've been at this a long time, love.
這並不容易。 This isn't easy.
我們一開始就知道不會是這樣。 We knew it wouldn't be when we started.
我想我只是讓它離開了我。 I guess I just let it get away from me.
那我們把它收回來。 Then let's take it back.
我們需要這樣做。 We need to do that.
你找到了我。 You found me.
我是雅各布斯上尉，完畢 This is Captain Jacobs, over.
我能為你做什麼，上尉? What can I do for you, Captain?
我剛剛就你的供貨要求與主管聯系了一下 I just followed up with the brass on your supply requests.
讓他們給它加了一個雙倍時間 Had them put a double-time on it.
好。 Good.
<我>說嗎? Say again?
——肯定的。——<我>復制。對。 - Affirmative. - Copy that. Over and out.
——來到這裡。——為什麼? - Come here. - Why?
也許我只是想擁抱我的妻子。 Well, maybe I just want to embrace my wife.
-哦，就這些嗎?——嗯。 - Oh, is that all? - Hmm.
這有什麼不對嗎，克林格太太? What's wrong with that, Mrs. Cringle?
我以為你要我幫你修包呢。 I thought you wanted me to mend your bag.
是的,我做的。 Yeah, I do.
但是,嗯,以後。 But, um, later.
你在想什麼? What are you thinking?
我在想, I'm thinking,
你知道，好事總是大於壞事的。 you know, the good does outweigh the bad.
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
嘿。 Hey.
嘿,嗯… Hey, uh...
放輕松點，小家伙。 Just take it easy, little fella.
好吧? Okay?
那不是玩具。 That's not a toy.
你是雅各布斯上尉的手下嗎? You one of Captain Jacobs's men?
是的,我是。我是雅各布斯上尉的手下。 Yes, I am. I'm one of Captain Jacobs's men.
所以把它放在地上。 So put it down on the ground.
現在。 Right now.
這是什麼? What's this?
我不知道。 I have no idea.
這是怎麼呢 What's going on?
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
壓力,亨肖。把它壓下去，兒子。 Pressure, Henshaw. Press down on it, son.
克裡斯在哪裡? Where's Chris?
大便。 Shit.
-嘿，嘿，嘿。這是怎麼呢——他們射擊。 - Hey, hey, hey. What's going on? - They're shooting.
——是誰?士兵們嗎?-我不知道 - Who is? The soldiers? - I-I don't know.
走了。我啟動路障計劃黃色! Go. I'm initiating barricade protocol yellow!
-去做家僕吧!-快，快，快! - Get into the domestic wing! - Go, go, go!
多布森、McCranie菲利普斯。 Dobson, McCranie, Phillips.
我們受到了攻擊。 We are under fire.
- Aaron, Sophie, doors，馬上。——保持密切聯系。 - Aaron, Sophie, doors, right now. - Stay close.
你們都准備好出發了。 7, you all get your asses ready to move.
我要把你弄出去。 I'm getting you outta here.
走,走,走! Go, go, go!
7 !7 ! 7! 7!
在這裡!來吧! Get over here! Come on!
7 ! 7!
你要去哪裡? 7, where are you going?
哦,現在呢? Oh, what now?
好吧。是嗎? All right. Yeah?
<我>克裡斯!我們受到攻擊! Chris! We're under attack!
- 7 ?Chris !——<我> - 7? - Chris!
我也要步行者。 I'll take the Walker too.
走，走，走，走! Go, go, go, go!
來吧!來吧! Come on! Come on!
把門關上! Close the door!
來吧!走吧!走吧!走吧! Come on! Go! Go! Go!
他媽的! Fuck!
夠了! That's enough!
喬納森•米勒。 Jonathan Miller.
你扭曲的孩子。 You twisted child.
我一直以為你忘了我。 And I always thought you forgot about me.
你還記得這個嗎? You remember this?
這是你給我的唯一東西。 This was the only goddamn thing you ever got me.
在我給你寫了那麼多信之後。 After all the times that I wrote you.
對不起,兒子。 I'm sorry, son.
我能做的事是有限的。 There are limits to what I can do.
我代替不了你的父母。 I couldn't replace your parents.
是的。 Yeah.
你不能。 You couldn't.
好了，我們到了。 Well, here we are.
我是來取你的頭的，胖子! I've come for your head, fat man!
你以為你是第一個? You think you're the first?
你以為我得到這份工作是因為我又胖又快活? You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly?
現在停止!停! Stop now! Stop!
這是結束了。 It's over.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
克裡斯? Chris?
克裡斯,愛嗎? Chris, love?
沒關系。試著放松一下。 It's okay. Just try and relax.
海爾格! Helga!
今晚剩下的時間我都要在房間裡工作， I'll be working in my room for the rest of the evening,
所以沒有中斷。 so no interruptions.
是的,Wenan先生。 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
你為什麼現在給我打電話? Why are you calling me about this now?
怎麼會少了那麼多呢? How can there be that much missing?
我要追蹤這個。 Oh, I want this tracked.
找出是在哪裡兌現的。 Find out where it was cashed.
然後看看我的簽名。 Then check my signatures.
打電話給銀行。告訴他們留意我所有的賬目。 Call the bank. Tell them to keep an eye on all my accounts.
如果有老鼠，我想擰斷它的小脖子。 If there's a rat, I want to snap its little neck.
我們看看誰能抓住這只老鼠。 We'll see who catches the rat.
該死的,海爾格。我說了不要打岔。 Damn it, Helga. I said no interruptions.
你不會說英語嗎?我讓你呆在外面。 Don't you speak English? I said stay out.
你到底是誰? Who the hell are you?
我是露絲。 I'm Ruth.
這是克裡斯。 And this is Chris.
比利。 Billy.
嗯… Well...
我不覺得驚訝。 I can't say I'm surprised.
嗯。 Mmm.
是的。芬太尼。 Yeah. Fentanyl.
這樣就能完成任務了。 That'll get the job done.
這有一部分是我的錯。 This is partly my fault.
你知道，我最近總是不太對勁，是嗎，親愛的? You know, I just haven't quite been myself lately, have I, dear?
唔唔。 Mm-mmm.
但現在是扭轉局面的時候了。 But the time has come to turn things around.
我決定要積極主動。 I've decided to be proactive.
從你開始。 And it starts with you.
噢。噢。噢。 Ow. Ow. Ow.
噢。 Ow.
現在看著我，孩子。 Now look at me, child.
我說，看著我。 I said look at me.
一心要殺人的邪惡靈魂 A wicked soul bent on bloodshed
被派來收集我的腦袋。 was sent to collect my head.
像你一樣，他認為自己生活在道德和後果之外。 Like you, he thought he lived outside of morals and consequence.
他現在被埋葬在他缺乏敬意的墳墓裡。 He is now buried with his lack of reverence.
再來一次，比利·文南， One more time, Billy Wenan,
再一次, once more,
你會得到比煤更多的東西。 and you'll be getting more than coal in your stocking.
如果你的祖母早早死去， If your grandmother meets an early grave,
如果克裡斯汀·克勞馥只是感冒， if Christine Crawford suffers so much as a cold,
如果遇到你的人因為你而變得不那麼自信或消沉…… if anybody that crosses your path is made to feel less or lower because of you...
我回來了。 I'm coming back.
你睡覺的時候我來把你從被窩裡扒出來。 I'll come while you sleep and rip you from your covers.
憑我的手，你就會知道你行動的後果。 By my hand, you will know the consequence of your actions.
所以別搞砸了。 So don't screw it up.
那個胖子在盯著你呢，孩子。 The fat man's got his eye on you, kid.
嗯。 Mmm.
你們為什麼不都選15個呢? Why don't you all take 15?
我真的不想。 Uh, I'd really rather not.
我沒有問。 I wasn't asking.
如果我學到了一件事7 If there's one thing I've learned, 7,
永遠不要和送餅干的女人爭吵。 it's never argue with a woman gifting cookies.
我會告訴船員我們休息的。 Oh, I'll tell the crew we're on a break.
是的。如果你不介意的話，我就買一個。 Yeah. I'll take one of those, if you don't mind.
你不應該放松一下嗎? Aren't you supposed to be taking it easy?
我是。 I am.
我們很快就會把這個地方建起來，比以前更大更好。 We'll have this place up in no time, bigger and better than before.
我們要保持這種狀態。 And we're gonna keep it that way.
我們是來旅游的。 We are.
可愛。 Lovely.
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