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Numbuh 2: IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF KID TO RULE THE SKIES.
IT TAKES COURAGE AND AN IRON WILL.
IT TAKES THE RIGHT GEAR.
Mr. Washer: ONE TUBE OF EXTRA-STICKY GLUE,
FOUR HIGH-GLOSS STAR DECALS,
AND 10 GALLONS OF JET-FUEL ENHANCER.
[ CHUCKLING ] - PUT IT ON YOUR ACCOUNT, ACE?
YOU KNOW IT, MR. WASHER.
IT TAKES THE COOL THAT PEOPLE ON THE STREET CAN SEE.
HEY...
SKY KING HOAGIE!
CHILI DOG AT 3:00!
IT DEFINITELY TAKES THE RIGHT FUEL.
AND, OF COURSE, IT TAKES THE RIGHT PLANE.
[ ENGINE ROARING ]
YES, IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF KID TO RULE THE SKIES...
[ BELCHES ]
THE KIND WHO'S READY FOR ANYTHING.
[ CLACKING ]
WHAT THE --
[ CLACKING CONTINUES ]
MAN, THIS GUY'S ANNOYING.
OKAY, JACK!
LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT ANY JUICE IN THAT CAN.
THAT'S IT.
FOLLOW THE BIRDIE.
GOT YOU NOW, AMATEUR.
[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]
[ ENGINE ROARS ]
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU'RE AS GOOD AS "CANNED."
[ BUZZING ]
HUH?!
[ BEEPS ]
[ GASPS ]
[ COUGHING ]
AAH!
[ GROANS, GASPS ]
"STAY OUT OF THE SKY"?
"STAY OUT OF THE SKY" --
I'LL SHOW HIM WHO NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF THE SKY.
THINKS HE'S SO BIG.
I'LL TAKE HIM DOWN A PEG OR TWO.
OH! AAH!
OH! ARGH!
YO, SKY KING!
CHILI DOG AT 3:00.
[ SPLATS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ HUMMING ] - [ DOOR OPENS, BELLS JINGLE ]
HEY, ACE, - WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY?
HEY, MR. WASHER.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MODEL TRAIN SETS OR SOMETHING?
MODEL TRAINS? BUT YOU'RE A MAJOR FLYBOY.
WHAT HAPPENED?
I GOT BLOWN OUT OF THE SKY,
LIKE, A MILLION TIMES BY SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME --
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
I'M HANGING UP MY WINGS.
HEY!
THE HOAGIE I KNOW LOVES FLYING TOO MUCH TO QUIT.
THE HOAGIE I KNOW IS LIKE ONE OF MY REFRIGERATORS HERE --
HE'S BIG, HE'S COOL,
AND HE DOESN'T BREAK DOWN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, MR. WASHER.
YOU WANT A BITE OF MY CHILI DOG?
OH, NO, THANKS.
I, UH, I ALREADY ATE. UGH.
OH, SUIT YOURSELF.
YOU KNOW, WHAT I DON'T GET
IS HOW THAT GUY STAYS IN THE AIR
NO MATTER WHAT I THROW AT HIM.
[ SWALLOWS ] [ DOOR OPENS ]
IT'S LIKE HE'S GOT SOME KIND OF...
[ HEART BEATING ]
[ CHOMPING ]
MY FBM UPGRADE IN YET?
FBM? HMM.
"FLIGHT BUFFER MAGNETIZER."
OH, YEAH, CAME IN YESTERDAY.
PUT IT ON MY TAB.
SURE THING, ACE.
OF COURSE.
A FLIGHT BUFFER MAGNETIZER CAN DEFLECT ANY PROJECTILE.
MR. WASHER,
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT'LL DEMAGNETIZE A MAGNETIZING MODULE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
WILL THIS DO, ACE?
ALL RIGHT, KID.
COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE...
UNLESS YOU'RE CHICKEN!
[ SQUAWKING ]
WHOA!
HA! YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.
NOT GOOD -- THE BEST.
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
[ COUGHING ]
[ BUZZING ]
BUFFER THIS, CHUMP!
WHAT THE --
HEY, KID...
NOT TO SOUND CORNY, BUT...
YOU'RE GONNA GET CREAMED.
[ LAUGHING ]
HOW DID YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, BILLIARD BOY?!
OH, LUCKY SHOT.
[ LAUGHING ]
IN YOUR FACE, HOTSHOT.
YOU RULE THE SKIES NO MORE.
AT LEAST I'VE SAVED THE CITY'S CHILI-DOG SUPPLY
FROM YOUR EVIL ATTACK.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I LOVE CHILI DOGS.
THAT'S NOT - WHAT MR. WASHER SAID.
HE SAID YOU WERE PLANNING ON TAKING OUT
EVERY HOT-DOG STAND IN TOWN,
AND YOU WOULDN'T STOP UNTIL YOU DESTROYED
THE WHOLE CHILI-DOG FACTORY.
WHAT? WHY WOULD MR. WASHER SAY THAT?
[ ENGINE ROARING ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
THANKS TO MY GENIUS PLAN
OF PITTING THOSE TWO FILTHY KIDS AGAINST EACH OTHER,
NO ONE WILL STOP ME
FROM DESTROYING EVERY CHILI DOG IN TOWN!
FINALLY, MY PRECIOUS, CLEAN COUNTERTOPS
WILL BE FREE OF FILTHY, DRIBBLING CHILI-DOG FILTH.
YES, SO CLEAN!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
AAH!
SMART MOVE, CAPTAIN IDIOT!
NOW NO ONE CAN STOP HIM, THANKS TO YOU.
ME?! YEAH, YOU STARTED IT!
AND I'M GOING TO FINISH IT, TOO!
WITH WHAT?
YOUR PLANE'S JUNK. MY PLANE'S JUNK.
THERE'S BARELY ENOUGH WORKING PARTS BETWEEN THEM FOR ONE BIRD.
AAH!
IS IT "CHILLY" IN HERE?
NOT ANYMORE!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
NOW TO DEAL WITH THAT GROSS, SLIMY HOT-DOG FACTORY
AND RID THIS TOWN OF FILTHY CHILI DOGS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
AUTOTARGET ENABLED.
COORDINATES LOCKED, AND --
HUH?
Both: AHH!
WHOO-HOO!
UGH!
LOOKS LIKE I FOUND A NEW HOBBY, MR. WASHER --
KICKING YOUR BUTT.
I DON'T THINK SO, GREASE BOY.
I'VE SET - THE PLANE'S GUIDANCE SYSTEM
FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHILI-DOG FACTORY,
SO NOBODY WILL EVER MESS UP
MY BEAUTIFUL, CLEAN COUNTERTOP EVER AGAIN!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
I GOT THE PLANE.
YOU GET WASHER!
BUT YOU CAN'T STOP IT FROM CRASHING!
BUT I CAN CONTROL WHERE IT CRASHES.
NOW GO!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
COME BACK HERE!
AAH!
UGH!
YOU'RE GROUNDED!
AAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
NO!
NO!!
NOT MY COUNTER!
[ EXPLOSION ]
KID!
[ SIGHS ] KID...
THANK YOU.
Kid: - YOU'RE WELCOME.
[ LAUGHING ]
YES! YOU DID IT!
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALIVE!
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
I TOLD YOU --
I'M THE BEST.
THAT WAS THE LAST I SAW OF HIM.
I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO JOIN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,
BUT HE SAID HE WORKS ALONE.
I NEVER EVEN FOUND OUT HIS NAME.
BUT I KNOW ONE THING -- HE'S OUT THERE,
AND ONE DAY, - I'LL MEET THAT KID AGAIN,
SOMEWHERE IN THE WILD BLUE SKY.
Man: HELLO, MY CHILDREN.
I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU,
SO LISTEN CAREFULLY.
ONE OF THOSE MEDDLESOME KIDS NEXT DOOR
SHALL BE VISITING HER HOMELAND.
ONCE THERE, - SHE PLANS TO RENDEZVOUS
WITH THE SECRETIVE JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
YOUR MISSION IS TO TRACK THE OPERATIVE UNTIL SHE LEADS US
TO THE JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR HEADQUARTERS,
THEN SEND THEIR COORDINATES TO MY FORMIDABLE NINJA ARMY.
CONTACT THE NINJA ONLY WHEN YOU ARE CERTAIN
YOU'VE LOCATED THE KIDS NEXT DOOR LAIR.
NINJAS CHARGE BY THE HOUR, AND I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY --
YOU GOT THAT?
I HAVE HANDPICKED YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MY MOST SKILLED AGENTS,
MY MOST FOOLPROOF VILLAINS,
MY MOST RELENTLESS TRACKERS, AND, ABOVE ALL,
MY MOST DEVIOUS MASTERS OF DISGUISE.
REST ASSURED, FATHER, THE INTERESTING TWINS...
FROM BENEATH THE MOUNTAIN...
Together: ARE TWICE AS GOOD AS YOU REQUIRE.
FAILURE IS AN IMPOSSIBILITY.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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OUR PREY IS FEEBLE AND ALONE...
WHICH MAKES THE ASSIGNMENT TWICE AS EASY.
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
HUH?
SINCE WHEN DOES A JAPANESE AIRPORT HAVE A...
FREE SOMBRERO DAY?
A MINOR SETBACK.
WE SHALL SIMPLY...
DOUBLE OUR EFFORTS.
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[ SNARLING, BARKING ]
OOH, HI, DOGGY.
[ GIGGLES ]
BYE, DOGGY!
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[ BARKING ]
SILENCE, YOU MONGREL!
[ BARKING CONTINUES ]
STUPID MUTT!
[ YELPS ]
[ BARKING ]
HMM?
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ SNARLING ]
NO, STOP! - NO, STOP!
AAH! - AAH!
STOP, STOP! SHOO!
AAH! AAH!
THAT WAS QUITE ANOTHER...
MINOR SETBACK.
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ALL ABOARD!
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
ALL ABOARD!
TICKET, PLEASE.
LOOK... MOUNT FUJI!
HUH? WHERE? [ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
Boy: WE ARE BACK...
Girl: ON TRACK.
Together: WHAT?
OH... - NO!
WE MUST NOT...
LET HER ESCAPE!
[ GRUNTING ]
INTERESTING. INTERESTING.
THERE -- IT'S HER...
SOMBRERO.
AHA! AAH!
[ SNARLING ]
NICE...
DOGGY?
AAH!
HI, MR. TRAIN DRIVER-SAN!
WHY, HELLO, LITTLE GIRL.
WOW, HOW FAST ARE WE GOING?
OH, I'D SAY ABOUT A KAJILLION AND 5 MILES AN HOUR.
CAN I DRIVE?
[ Chuckling ] OH, NO.
PLEASE?
AAH!
[ PANTING ]
CAN I DRIVE NOW? - NO.
HOW ABOUT NOW? - NO.
CAN I DRIVE NOW? - I SAID, "NO."
LOOK OUT -- A PANDA! - WHOA!
[ WHEELS SCREECH ]
WHOA!
MY OOPSIE --
THAT WAS JUST A SHADOW.
CAN I DRIVE NOW?
OKAY.
AAH!
UGH!
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I AM LOSING MY...
PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE, SISTER.
[ GRUNTING ]
TAXI!
TAXI, TAXI, TAXI!
TAXI!!
YOO-HOO!
TAXI!
KONICHIWA.
ALLOW ME TO TAKE YOUR BAG, LITTLE GIRL-SAN.
OH, THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME WITH MY BAG.
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME, OLD LADY.
HAVE A NICE TIME IN FRANCE.
FRANCE?!
WHOA!
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THAT'S IT!
I DON'T CARE ABOUT TRACKING THE TARGET
TO KIDS NEXT DOOR HEADQUARTERS ANYMORE!
BUT, SISTER -- - NO "BUTS"!
SHE HAS DISHONORED US, SO NOW I'M GOING TO --
NO, IT'S NOT THAT! IT'S --
UGH!
I WILL NOT BE BEATEN BY THAT GIRL!
SUMMON OUR BIGGEST, MOST DESTRUCTIVE SHIP!
YES, SISTER.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
THAT FOOL!
SHE WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE MIGHTY POWER
OF OUR DEADLY SUPERSHIP!
[ HORN HONKS ]
MAY I SUGGEST SUMMONING
OUR SECOND - MOST DESTRUCTIVE SHIP?
ALL IS WELL, SISTER.
THE LOLLIPOP TRACKING DEVICE WE GAVE HER IS STILL OPERATIVE.
WE CAN... - ATTACK!
ENGAGE - FULL-ASSAULT MODE!
WE SHALL NOT FAIL!
AND RING - THE LITTLE BELL TOO!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] YES, SISTER, THE BELL.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
ALL DONE.
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THE SIGNAL LEADS TO HERE,
BUT I DON'T SEE --
I AM ON TO YOU!
I'VE GOT YOU NOW! HA HA!
SCAMPER ALL YOU WANT, FOOL!
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!
SISTER, PLEASE, CALM YOURSELF.
DON'T TELL ME TO --
WHOA!
UGH!
[ BEEPING ]
Girl: I HATE --
Boy: TO INTERRUPT, BUT HERE SHE COMES.
[ HUMMING ]
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[ GROWLING ]
SISTER, WAIT!
[ PANTING ]
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[ PANTING ]
[ Whimpering ] NO!
[ PANTING ] THANKS FOR WAITING.
AAH!
Numbuh 3: HELLO!
HELLO?
I'M HERE!
IS ANYBODY HOME?!
AHA!
YOU MAY HAVE ELUDED US BRIEFLY,
BUT I'VE GOT YOU NOW!
MY BROTHER IS CONTACTING A HUGE, DEADLY NINJA ARMY,
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THEY'LL BE HERE
AND BEATING THE TOOTH OUT OF YOU AND YOUR --
YOUR GRANDMOTHER?
[ SIGHS ] CANCEL THE ATTACK.
AWW! AWW! AWW! AWW!
YOU IDIOT!
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING THE JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR,
NOT YOUR STUPID GRANDMOTHER!
THAT'S NOT MY GRANNY.
ARE YOU COMPLETELY STUPID?!
THAT LOOKS A GRANNY TO ME!
I AM A WORLD-CLASS MASTER OF DISGUISE,
SO I SHOULD KNOW WHAT AND WHO --
WHO-O-O-O-O-O?!
AS YOU WERE SAYING?
[ GONG SOUNDS ]
[ Crying ] I AM A FAILURE.
IT'S NOT FAIR!
[ SNORTS ]
YOU -- YOU MONSTERS.
LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY SWEET, SWEET SISTER!
ALL SHE WANTED TO DO WAS ENTRAP YOU
AND FACILITATE YOUR DOOM.
BUT DO YOU CARE?! NO!
WELL, THAT'S IT!
THE INTERESTING TWINS FROM BENEATH THE MOUNTAIN
REFUSE TO SPY ON YOU ANY LONGER!
BUT WE'LL BE BACK.
OH, THE LOOK - ON YOUR TERRIFIED FACES --
YOU TRULY FEAR OUR RETURN!
COME, SISTER!
WE SHALL PLAN OUR VICTORY
OVER THE PATHETIC KIDS NEXT DOOR!
OH! OH! OH! OH!
WELL, AT LEAST IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.
Old Lady: HELLO.
WE HEARD YOU WERE LOOKING TO DISCOVER
AND ENTRAP THE ELUSIVE JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
WELL, I GUESS YOU FOUND US.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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