给你，亲爱的 For you, darling.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
把它们吹灭 Blow them out.
这个蛋糕不是最大的一份礼物，但既然这是你送的 That's not the biggest one, the cake, but since that's from you,
这个才是最美的 this is the most beautiful one.
也许还有一份礼物在等着你呢 Maybe there's another present waiting for you.
真的吗？ Really?
你还记得我们在加州的假期吗？ Do you remember our vacation in California?
嗯，我记得那趟两周的公路旅行，和那些难忘的好朋友们 Yeah, I remember that two-week road trip with the best friends that are hard to forget.
还有我们在洛杉矶的疯狂一夜吗？ And what about the crazy night we had in LA?
啊，那天我们一起认识了这位帅气的家伙 Ah, the day when we shared this handsome guy,
对吧？ yes?
嗯，我记得 Yeah, I remember.
那告诉我，你愿意重做吗？ So tell me, would you like to redo it?
什么时候？ When?
回答问题 Answer the question.
嗯，愿意 Probably, yeah.
是的，是的 Yes, yes.
等等我，我来了 Wait for me, I'm coming.
你不会是认真的吧 You cannot be serious.
这里我们有汤姆和提姆 Here we have Tom and Tim,
但你可以叫他们你喜欢的任何名字 but you can call them whatever you please.
我特意联系他们为你服务 I contacted them especially for you.
或者说为我们两个人 Or let's say for both of us.
你肯定很有创意 You're definitely crazy.
尽情享受，不要手下留情 Have fun and don't hold back.
让我们把这个生日变成她一辈子都不会忘记的生日吧 Let's make this the birthday she'll never forget.
嘘嘘 Shh.
啊 Ah.
哦，对了 Oh, yeah.
哦我的天，对 Oh, my God, yes.
哦 Oh,
对 yes.
哦，哦 Oh, oh.
稍微停顿一下……我们又回来了 A little pause... and we are back.
卧槽 Oh, fuck.
是的 Yeah
你就是这样子的 You're like this.
是的，是的，是的，是的，是的 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
天哪…… Oh God...
嗨，胡安 Hi, Juan.
我是蒂芙尼 It's Tiffany.
我很好，你呢？ I'm great, and you?
我想问你一下…… I wanted to ask you...
你今晚有空吗？ Are you free tonight?
比如说晚上九点左右怎么样？ Let's say around 9 PM?
这是个惊喜 It's for a surprise.
那咱们今晚见 Well, then, see you tonight.
别胡思乱想，就是不要迟到 Stop imagining, just don't be late.
再见！ See ya!
嗨，Alex Hi, Alex.
你今晚九点左右有空吗？ Are you free tonight, around 9 pm?
今晚9点左右你有空吗？ Are you free tonight, around 9 pm?
有空，太好了 Yes, great.
今晚见 See you tonight.
我 I'm
可能要晚点到 going to be late.
哦... Oh...
嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯... Mmm...
是的，是的，是的，是的，是的, Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
是的 yes.
天哪 Oh, God.
天啊 Oh, God.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我的天 my God.
天哪 Oh, God.
是的 Yes.
天哪 Oh.
天哪 Oh, God.
啊 Oh.
天哪 Oh.
啊 Oh.
哦 Oh.
是的 Yes.
哦 Oh.
哦，有新进来了 Oh, for incoming.
哦 Oh.
哦，靠 Oh, fuck.
哦，我的天 Oh, fuck.
哦 Oh.
哦，我的天 Oh, fuck.
哦 Oh.
哦，天啊 Oh, God.
哦 Oh.
谢谢大家 Thank you, guys.
这是一件不好的事情 It's something bad.
亲爱的合作伙伴，我干杯祝我们的成功 Dear partner, I drink to our success.
也祝我们彼此的理解 And to our excellent understanding.
我认为今天会成为行业的转折点 I think today will mark a turning point in the industry.
在商业上，你总是要小心 In business, you always have to be careful.
但这份协议非常重要 But this agreement is very important.
恭喜 Congratulations.
难道还不该恭喜我们吗？ And aren't we congratulated yet?
是的，我认为我们为你们的工作和这份合同做出了贡献 Yes, I think we made a contribution to your work and to this contract.
而且，我们不也促进了两家公司之间的良好理解吗？ And to the good understanding between the two companies, didn't we?
是的，女士们 Yes, girls.
你们俩将获得最大的奖金，那是肯定的 And the biggest bonus will go to you both,
至少会有一些认可 That's for sure.
这是对我们的直觉和效率的致敬 At least some recognition.
我现在简直热得不得了 Here's to our intuition and efficiency.
我现在简直热得不得了 I'm so hot right now.
你真是太有才华了 I'm so hot right now.
你真是太有才华了 You're so talented.
你真是太有 talent 了 You're so talented.
是的 Yes.
你真的很强 You're so good.
你真是太棒了 You're so good.
哦 Oh.
哦，我爱你 Oh, I love you.
哦 Oh.
哦，对了 Oh, yeah.
哦，没错 Oh, yes.
对，对 Yes, yes.
是的，是的，是的 Yes, yes, yes.
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
是的，是的，是的... Yes, yes, yes...
哦，是的，是的 Oh, yes, yes.
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
哦 Oh,
是的 yes.
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
太棒了 So good.
哦 Oh,
是的 yes.
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
不要停 Don't stop.
是的 Yes.
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
是的 Yes.
哦 Oh,
是的 yes.
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
哦 Oh,
是的 yes.
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
哦 Oh,
是的 yes.
哦，是的 Oh, yes.
是的 Yes.
哦... Oh...
哦，对 Oh, yeah.
哦... Oh...
听我说，我们不能再这样下去了 Listen, we can't do this anymore.
我知道 I know.
我知道，你有道理 I know, you're right.
但这真是太好了 But it's so good.
我觉得我有一个想法 I think I've got an idea.
什么？ What?
好吧，我们要是跟他们一起做呢？ Well, what if we do it with them?
你想把一切都告诉他们吗？ You want to tell them everything?
嗯，我们可以让他们觉得这是他们的主意 Well, we can make it seem like their idea.
这样，我们可以继续做下去，而且不需要撒谎 That way, we can keep doing this without lying.
我喜欢这样做 I love it.
但是你打算怎么让他们不知道呢？ But how do you plan to keep them in the dark?
其实很简单 Nothing could be easier.
你知道吗？ Do you know what?
就在刚才街上 In the street earlier,
当我们购物的时候 when we were shopping,
人们以为我们是女同性恋 people thought we were lesbians.
什么？ What?
你是什么意思？ What do you mean?
当我们从商店出来的时候，我们在笑 We were laughing when we came out of the shop.
我不知道为什么 And I don't know why,
但我觉得一个男人对他的女朋友说我们俩很相配 but I clearly heard a guy say to his girlfriend that they're so well-matched.
你们当时牵着手吗？ Were you holding hands?
根本不可能 Not even.
他们肯定以为我们是同伙之类的 They must have thought that we were accomplices or something.
你们两个在一起倒是个不错的选择 You two would make a great couple together.
继续YY吧 Keep imagining.
你觉得呢，Alex？ What do you think, Alex?
嗯，我觉得还是别想了 Well, I think I'd rather not think about it.
否则事情就要失控了 Otherwise, things are going to get out of hand.
色 Thoughts are dirty. Dirty mind.
住手 Stop it. Stop it.
你让我动心了. You're turning me on.
可具体是什么? And what exactly?
我和你老婆亲热? Me and your wife making out?
哦？真的? Oh yeah?
那你尽管说. Go ahead.
今天就让你知道知道厉害！ Make my day.
你完全疯了吗？ Are you completely crazy?
我们至少认识五年了，而且从高中就开始是好朋友 We've known each other for at least five years and been friends since high school.
嗯，不就是在谈论一个吻嘛，对吧？ Well, we're just talking about a kiss, aren't we?
别告诉我你从来没和女朋友或者随便一个女孩亲过吻 Don't tell me you've never kissed a girlfriend or a girl just for fun.
没有 No.
你呢？ And you?
我也是 Me neither.
迟做总比不做好 Better late than never.
你想试试吗？ Do you want to try?
为什么不呢？ Why not?
好的 Okay.
快点 Come on.
只是一个小吻 Just one kiss.
好的 Okay.
我们又回来了 And we are back.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我能为你做些什么吗？ Can I get you something?
不用了，谢谢 No, thanks.
只是在等我的朋友 Just waiting for my friend.
哦，你得多等一会儿 Oh, you'll be waiting too long.
什么？ What?
哦，没什么 Oh, nothing.
嘿，我的朋友 Hey, my friend.
你在哪儿？ Where are you?
我在这儿 I'm here.
有事发生了 Something's come up.
但是，抱歉... But, sorry...
你当初是想和我一起庆祝 bachelor party 的 You are one who wanted to celebrate my bachelor party together.
是的，我说会有 party Yes, I said there'd be a party,
但没说我要去 but I didn't say I'd be there.
你现在明白了吗？ Do you understand now?
我想给你点自己的小惊喜 I wanted to give you a little present of my own.
抱歉，我还是不太明白 Sorry, I don't understand.
玩得开心点，伙计 Have fun, mate.
你好 Hi there.
哦 Oh,
是的 yes.
哦 Oh.
我可以坐下了吗？ Can I sit down?
哦，你什么都做得了 Oh, you do everything.
哦，可以 Oh, yes.
哦，像我一样吗？ Oh, yes, like me?
哦 Oh,
是的，就像我爸爸的 yes, like my dad's.
哦，是的，就像我爸爸的 Oh, yes, like my dad's.
哦 Oh,
是的，像 yes, like
我爸爸的 my dad's.
哦，是的，就像 Oh, yes, like
我爸爸的 my dad's.
是的 Yeah.
哦，哦，哦 Oh, oh, oh.
哦 Oh.
是的，摸她一下 Yes, touch her.
摸她的阴茎 Touch her pussy.
是的，是的，是的 Yes, yes, yes.
天啊 Oh, my God.
哦…… Oh...
天啊 Oh, my God.
我爱你 I love you.
嗯 Mmm.
啊！ Oh!
哦 Ooh.
嗯 Mmm.
哦我的 Oh my
上帝 god
天啊 Oh my god
天啊 Oh my god.
对，不要停 Yeah, don't stop.
操，继续 Fucking do it.
对 Yeah.
我不知道 I don't know.
哦 Oh.
我不知道 I don't know.
稍微停顿一下，我们又回来了 A little pause, and we are back.