somewhere hidden amongst thorny brambles
is a little kingdom of elves and fairies
everyone who lives here is very very
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today's adventure starts I can't decide
the pink one looks nice on you Holly but
what about me green or yellow or
turquoise then what do you think um
maybe the pink one for you and the
greeny blue one for your mum green blue
yellow purple
all this fuss about King and Queen Mary
girls are coming to visit today remember
oh yes they are very fashionable and I
don't want them to think we look scruffy
who looks scruffy you look scruffy do I
yes Daddy
hmm what do you think then man to man
do I look scruffy ah maybe you could be
a tiny bit smarter that is why I have
ordered the elf tailor to make you some
new clothes
hmm and you must have a bath okay Taylor
that's just the wise old elf I'll have
you know I'm not just the wise old elf
I'm also a qualified tailor oh I see
carry on then I'm off to have a boss but
hurry up our guests will be here soon
King sizzles new clothes your majesty
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lovely but is this fashionable this is a
classic made from the finest woolen
fabrics your majesty oh very nice oh
please don't product nanny plum it's a
very delicate fabric which means you
must not clean it with magic yes yes
Thank You Taylor bye good bye can you
see that speck of dirt there Holly I
can't see anything mummy nanny plum can
you see that speck of dirt Wow so I have
an King and Queen marigold will be here
soon
nanny have you got time to clean it
leave it with me your majesty nanny plum
can I help you
of course hmm that's a fair old stain
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that's all right
we'll just throw it in the washing
machine what does an elf know about
washing clothes
he makes them he might make clothes but
he hasn't washed as many as I have we'll
need lots of soap powder
nothing clothes like better than a good
hot soapy wash you know as we're doing a
wash we should clean the King's old
clothes as well here's graphy clothes
yes okay
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everything will be plant astok in now we
let wash machines and we've worked so
very clever and scientific now what's it
doing it's rinsing all the soap out it's
very clever
finish yes
now let's see all that so got that stain
out daddy's crown is a bit bent and his
shoes all soggy
oh dear whether Kings clothes always
this small oh they've shrunk nanny plum
are the Kings clothes clean that's mummy
Oh nearly ready your majesty
nanny what are we going to do maybe when
the clothes are dry they'll go back to
their normal size yes
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nanny plum
quick give me the Kings new clothes our
guests will be here any minute
where are the clothes nanny plum and
what's that smell
we washed Daddy's clothes but they
shrunk and then nanny burnt them with
magic my goodness
daddy will have to wear his old clothes
then I suppose but we cleaned daddy's
old clothes too
what you mean he has no clothes to wear
yes hello
where are my clothes nearly ready
darling
I won't clean now nanny will bring you
your clothes in a moment and I smell
lovely
the elf tailor Oh too late
that's King and Queen Mary cold what are
we going to do now we can make magic
clothes nanny can you do that if you
insist Queens the super magic clothes
can be a bit tricky anyone just make the
magic clothes nanny I'll go and see you
our guests as you wish your majesty
first we need something to turn into
shoes lemons no there needs to be shoe
shapes oh now we need something round
and juicy for the jacket no tomorrow
hmm what can we use for the crown Oh
Harley you remember king and queen
marigold and this is my best friend then
elf hello Ben I must say your skills are
quite um charming yes nice and sensible
oh is it the country look I think the
way one dresses is very important my
husband won't be a moment
he's just changing into his new clothes
new clothes that sounds interesting
well it is an experiment standing oh
really
well the jacket feels a bit soggy
actually it looks wonderful fresh and
exciting nope
we were just saying how important it is
to think carefully about what you wear
oh I don't think I think it's all
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oh what's that
yes I was worried that might happen
tricky things magic clothes this is
nothing to do with me
my wife chose it that is amazing oh
never seen anything like it
absolute genius and you say that you
don't think about what we're more than
we ever could where Boyd will get your
inspiration fraud ah well no tell me
have you ever considered teaching
fashion oh ah Danny plum could you make
us something for dinner please of course
your majesty
I can make you anything you like as long
as you don't want carrots tomatoes all
lemons somewhere hidden amongst thorny
brambles is a Little Kingdom
and fairies everyone who lives here is
very very small
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today's adventure starts and then the
witch locked the ferry and all the elves
in a big cage Oh help they shouted
hehehe I'll never let you go to hit the
witch Oh No
why did she lock the children up because
the witch was very naughty and the
children were annoying her ah all that
chasing around had made the witch hungry
so she ate a mouldy old cake
chop-chop-chop oh why did he eat a
mouldy old cake
that's what witches eat and she drank a
glass of sour milk after that she fell
asleep
snore snore small she's asleep said the
fairy quick let's escape so the elves
broke open the cage door and the fairy
princess got her wand then the witch
woke up ah get back in your cage cried
the witch but the fairy was already
casting her spell ping currant bun
witch's magic all undone in a flash all
the children were set free and the witch
stuffed full of mud your cake couldn't
catch them the
and then what happened mummy um the
witch was told off for being mean and
nasty and made to wash dishes for the
rest of her life
horrible things witches it's a good job
they don't really exist isn't it oh but
they do exist
I never witch who lives in the woods
really yes I can take you to see her if
you like but won't you look us up in a
big cage no witches can sometimes be a
bit naughty but only when they get very
annoyed mummy do you think we should go
and see the witch yes why not
nanny plum will protect you then you can
see for yourselves how disgusting
witches are come on man let's go are
they scary not that scary but witches
are a bit smelly and do witches use
magic to do nasty spells which is hardly
ever do magic and they're not that good
at magic anyway
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here we are this which hasn't done a
spell in over a hundred years nanny
nanny nanny plum what a treat
a real fairy afternoon yes this is
princess Holly and Ben see she's not
frightening it's all just a bit smelly
well that's that don't touch anything
children why can't we touch because it's
dirty what's that
don't worry dear I just wanted to show
the children how a real witch lives oh
thank you mrs. witch we've already eaten
mrs. witch can we ask you some questions
about being a witch of course anything
you like are you any good at magic well
I don't like to use magic these days
because I told you which is the no good
at magic and they never use it anyway
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these days I'm retired so you don't
chase elves or fairies anymore then I
just look witches don't do anything they
just smell a bit funny and make horrible
cakes what that's the magic they're
completely harmless she probably can't
even do a simple transformation spell
that's okay then why don't you change
this horrible wallpaper
or make these seats more comfortable you
could make Tastykake new clothes makeup
I'm sorry I had to free his nanny plum
she was very rude to me
I don't think nanny meant to be rude
mrs. which maybe not but she boss are
you going to keep nanny phrasing forever
know if nanny says sorry
she can go nanny say sorry to missus
which I will not say sorry I was only
trying to help you out your grumpy old
witch
oh so you won't let me go nope we should
get help is it all right if we go mrs.
which of course you have both been
delightful company what's your plan we
have to get the king yes daddy can tell
the rickshaw
then she'll let money go yes thank you
mrs. rich
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notice what nanny plum frozen show me
where mrs. which lives was nanny plum
root mrs. witch hmm which it can be a
little rude no I've got a better idea
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King thistle
King thistle King thistle Oh Your
Majesty you must be the missus which I
have heard so much about please let me
explain about your cleverness your
kindness and beauty not to mention your
wonderful cooking well do not come on no
thank you
I believe you may have frozen nanny plum
yes but I completely understand why you
would want to do this you do nanny plum
can be quite rude at times but she's
really not that clever yes well I am
sure being as clever and as kind as you
are and knowing that nanny really can't
help herself you will let her go this
time quite apart from that
need nanny to cook my dinner Oh cook you
did no your majesty that's very kind of
you I was just about to boil some toads
in the hole but I just need nanny plum
back moment say thank you for having me
nanny thank you for having me
goodbye mrs. witch and very nice to meet
you I'm your majesty and you said mrs.
witch was beautiful when she's ugly and
smelly well Ben there's a time for
telling someone they're ugly and smelly
and a time to be just nice hmm
saying nice things about people always
goes a long way it's good to have you
back nanny pan Thank You Holly
yes what's the supper somewhere hidden
amongst thorny brambles is a little
kingdom of elves and fairies
everyone who lives here is very very
small
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kingdom today's adventure starts in
outer space rockets to mission control
in a few minutes we will land on the
moon very good mr. elf you are on target
to land in the Sea of Tranquility lovely
ones for the seaside we can eat our
picnic Oh nanny plum for the last time
we are not going for a picnic why not
because this is a serious elf mission to
the moon but you still have a picnic
ready everyone we are about to go where
no elf
has gone before oh yes sorry Holly we
are going where no elf or fairy has gone
before
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funny business here's my timetable for
the mission one land on moon does that
to plant the flag I am now king of the
Moon the flag
done three go back home missed out the
seaside
yes where's this sea of tranquility I
fancy a paddle the Sea of Tranquility
doesn't have water in it it's full of
sand where do the aliens go when they
want to swim even's
nanny plum said there might be aliens on
the moon
haha well that's just a fairy story
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that's nice
he's saying hello can you speak alien
Danny no this is Mission Control what's
going on up there we just met an alien
amazing this is an historic momentous
occasion this is the biggest thing to
happen Lum we do not celebrate historic
meetings with a cheese sandwich maybe
the aliens can show us where the seaside
is there is no sea on the moon only sand
we can still build sandcastles yes
no don't start digging up the moon
you'll upset the aliens castles magic
basket please in an epal um are you
waving your magic wand around I haven't
got my wand remember it wasn't allowed
on your silly elf mission
ah yes anyway the magic picnic basket
doesn't need a wand to work you just ask
it for what you want magic basket please
make us sandwiches with ham and cheese
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nanny plum we don't want another jelly
flood Oh it'll be fine nanny plum I want
you to think very carefully about what
you are doing whatever magic basket
please jelly jelly
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what's he doing no no I forgot to say
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what flooded the Sea of Tranquility with
jelly all the maps of the mood will have
to be changed the Sea of Tranquility is
down the sea of jelly sorry sorry the
aliens will be very upset they love it I
better make some more magic Oh Danny
plum
I forbid you to make anymore jelly on
this mission hungry no more magic jelly
okay hmm
I was looking forward to having a bit of
jelly myself oh we can't eat the picnic
anyway our space helmets are in the way
that's the last straw
no water in the sea and we can't eat
food what kind of picnic is this it's
not okay let's go home Danny plums right
it's time to go well that's what I've
been saying
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yes lovely everybody get ready for
takeoff I will set the controls for ah
we seem to be out of fuel
what does that mean we are stuck on the
moon what what's wrong I put enough fuel
in the rocket to get to the moon but I
forgot about getting back I hope there
that was a bit silly yes yes it was very
silly it's all because of your little
elf rolls if you'd let us bring our
fairy wands because I've used magic to
get us back but of course there's been
quite enough magic for one day with that
picnic basket of yours I didn't mean to
make so much magic jelly magic jelly of
course Danny listen carefully I want you
to put the magic basket into the fuel
tank why there's no time for questions
just do it yes the fuel tank nanny plum
now ask the magic basket for jelly no I
did but this is an emergency
okay how much daddy's you want lot yeah
what how will that help the jelly comes
out of the magic basket at amazing speed
we can use the power of jelly to make
the rocket fly back home that sounds
being silly but it's not you saying it
it's me and the wise old elf is very
wise nanny plum I suppose he is a bit
clever okay let's give it a go
magic basket please jelly jelly
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now pockets to control we are heading
back for the Little Kingdom using chili
power
they're on their way home
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mr. else please land the elf rocket in
the Frog Pond right hole stand back
everyone
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we flew to the moon and back the mission
was a complete success
SAG's to the wonders of elf cleverness
thanks to my magic jelly you mean what
without my magic jelly would still be on
the moon nonno Nanni let's not argue
over the little details let's just say
elfs kill us to the moon and fairy magic
got us home somewhere hidden amongst
thorny brambles
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today's adventure starts and then the
witch locked the ferry and all the elves
in a big cage they shouted hee hee
I'll never let you go said the witch Oh
No why did she lock the children up
because the witch was very naughty and
the children were annoying her ah all
that chasing around had made the witch
hungry so she ate a mouldy old cake
Chomp Chomp Chomp oh why did she eat a
mouldy old cake
that's what witches eat and she drank a
glass of sour milk
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after that she fell asleep snore snore
snore she's asleep said the fairy quick
let's escape so the elves broke open the
cage door from the fairy princess got
her wand back then the witch woke up ah
get back in your cage cried the witch
but the fairy was already casting her
spell Bing currant bun witch's magic all
undone in a flash all the children were
set free and the witch stuffed full of
Modio cake
couldn't catch them the
and then what happened mummy um the
witch was told off for being mean and
nasty and made to wash dishes for the
rest of her life
horrible things witches it's a good job
they don't really exist isn't it
oh but they do exist I remember which he
lives in the woods really yes I can take
you to see her if you like but won't she
lock us up in a big cage no witches can
sometimes be a bit naughty but only when
they get very annoyed mommy do you think
we should go and see the witch yes why
not
nanny plum will protect you then you can
see for yourselves how disgusting
witches are come on man let's go are
they scary not that scary but witches
are a bit smelly and do witches use
magic to do nasty spells which is hardly
ever do magic and they're not that good
at magic anyway
here we are this which hasn't done a
spell in over a hundred years nanny
nanny nanny plum what a treat
a real fairy afternoon yes this is
princess Holly and burn out see she's
not frightening it's all just a bit
smelly what's that
don't touch anything children why can't
we touch because it's dirty what's that
don't worry dear I just wanted to show
the children how a real witch lives
Oh mrs. witch we've already eaten mrs.
witch can we ask you some questions
about being a witch of course anything
you like are you any good at magic well
I don't like to use magic these days
because I told you which is a no good at
magic and they never use it anyway these
days I'm retarded so you don't chase
elves or fairies anymore then I just
look witches don't do anything they just
smell a bit funny and make horrible
cakes well that's the magic they're
completely harmless she probably can't
even do a simple transformation spell
that's okay then why don't you changed
this horrible wallpaper
we'll make these seats more comfortable
you could make tasty cake Oh get some
new clothes a bit of makeup I'm sorry I
had to free his nanny plum she was very
rude to me
I don't think nanny meant to be rude
mrs. which maybe not
but she was are you going to keep nanny
frozen forever know if nanny says sorry
she can go nanny say sorry to missus
which I will not say sorry I was only
trying to help you out your grumpy old
witch oh so you won't let me go nope we
should get help is it all right if we go
mrs. which of course you have both been
delightful company what's your plan we
have to get the king yes daddy can tell
the weight jar then she'll let Manny go
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yes thank you mrs. rich goodbye
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notice what nanny plum frozen yeah show
me where mrs. witch lives was nanny plum
root mrs. witch hmm
witches can be a little nude no I've got
a better idea King thistle
King thistle King thistle Oh Your
Majesty you must be the mrs. witch I
have heard so much about please let me
explain
about your cleverness your kindness and
beauty not to mention your wonderful
cooking well do not come on thanks
no thank you I believe you may have
frozen nanny plum yes but I completely
understand why you would want to do this
duder nanny plum can be quite rude at
times but she's really not that clever
yes well I am sure being as clever and
as kind as you are and knowing that
nanny really can't help herself you will
let her go this
quite apart from that I need nanny to
cook my dinner oh you did no your
majesty
that's very kind of you I was just about
to boil some toads in the hole but I
just need nanny plum back I understand
just one moment
say thank you for having me nanny thank
you for having me goodbye mrs. witch and
very nice to meet you I'm your majesty
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and you said mrs. witch was beautiful
when she's ugly and smelly well Ben
there's a time for telling someone
they're ugly and smelly and a time to be
just nice hmm
saying nice things about people always
goes a long way it's good to have you
back nanny pan Thank You Holly
yes what's for supper
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