我知道你在想什么
Now, I know what you're thinking.
噢不！索尔被关在笼子里
"Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?"
怎么会这样？
有时候你得被抓
Well, sometimes you have to get captured
just to get a straight answer out of somebody.
才能得到一个直接了当的答案
说来话长，但基本上我算是个英雄
It's a long story.
But basically, I'm a bit of a hero.
我在地球上待了一段时间
See, I spent some time on Earth...
对抗机器人，救了地球好几次
fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times.
然后我开始在宇宙中寻找
Then I went searching through the cosmos
for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things.
神奇绚丽的无限宝石
结果没找到
Didn't find any.
反倒碰上一条死亡与毁灭之路
That's when I came across a path of death
and destruction...
which led me all the way here into this cage...
带着我一路来到这笼子
见到了你
where I met you.
How much longer do you think we'll be here?
你想我们还会在这里多久？
Thor, son of Odin.
索尔，奥丁之子
Surtur,
苏尔特，王八之子
son of
a bitch. You're still alive.
你还活着
I thought my father killed you
我以为我父亲50万年前杀了你
a half a million years ago.
我乃不死之躯
I cannot die.
Not until I fulfill my destiny...
除非我实现我的天命
摧毁你的家园
and lay waste to your home.
It's funny you should mention that.
真奇怪，你竟然提到这一点
Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late.
最近我常做恶梦
Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins. And you,
阿斯嘉陷入火海，沦为废墟
而你苏尔特就是恶梦中的主角
Surtur, are at the center of all of them.
那你见到了诸神黄昏，阿斯嘉灭亡
Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard.
伟大的预言... - 等一下
- The great prophecy... - Hang on.
等一下
Hang on.
I'll be
我很快就会转回来
back around shortly.
I really feel like we were connecting there.
我觉得我们很谈得来
好，诸神黄昏，解释给我听
Okay, so Ragnarok.
Tell me about that. Walk me through it.
My time has come.
我的时候到了
When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame...
当我的王冠与永恒火结合
我的威力就能完全恢复
I shall be restored to my full might.
I will tower over the mountains...
我将睥睨群山
- and bury my sword deep in Asgard's... - Oh, hang on.
将我的剑深埋在阿斯嘉的...
等等，等我一下
Give it a second.
I swear I'm not even moving. It's just doing this on its own.
我发誓我没在动，它自己转的
真抱歉
I'm really sorry.
Okay, so let me get this straight.
我想搞清楚
You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame...
你会把王冠放进永恒之火里
然后就会瞬间变得跟房子一样大？
and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house?
A mountain!
是跟山一样大！
The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away on Asgard?
被奥丁藏在阿斯嘉的永恒之火？
奥丁不在阿斯嘉
Odin is not on Asgard.
你离开阿斯嘉，让王位毫无防备
And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
Okay, so where is it? This crown?
所以那个王冠在哪？
This is my crown, the source of my power.
这就是我的王冠，我的力量来源
那是王冠喔，我还以为是韩式粗眉
Oh, that's a crown.
I thought it was a big eyebrow.
它是王冠
It's a crown.
Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok...
好啦，看来要阻止诸神黄昏
我就得把那东西从你头上摘下来
is rip that thing off your head.
但诸神黄昏已经展开
But Ragnarok has already begun.
You cannot stop it.
你无能为力
I am Asgard's doom, and so are you.
我是阿斯嘉的终结，你也是
All will suffer, all will burn.
所有人都将受难，惨遭焚烧
好恐怖
Oh, that's intense.
To be honest, seeing you grow really big...
说真的，既然你变这么大
放火烧掉一个星球应该很壮观
and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle.
But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B...
不过我得选择备案
挣脱这些锁链
where I bust out of these chains...
knock that tiara off your head,
敲掉你头上的王冠
and stash it away in Asgard's vault.
把它藏在阿斯嘉的金库里
You cannot stop Ragnarok.
你阻止不了诸神黄昏
Why fight it?
何必苦苦反抗呢？
Because that's what heroes do.
因为那是英雄的使命
Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't time that right.
抱歉，时机没抓对
现在讲才对
And, now!
你犯了天大的错误，奥丁之子
You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.
I make grave mistakes all the time.
我老是在犯天大的错误
但结果似乎都不错
Everything seems to work out.
Heimdall, I know it's been a while,
海姆达尔，好久不见
but I could really use a fast exit.
要是你能让我尽速离开就太好了
海姆达尔？
Heimdall?
海姆达尔是白痴
Heimdall was an idiot.
这项工作应该能让他发财才对
This job should have made him rich.
它虽然不轻松
Now, the job ain't easy...
but it does have its benefits.
但绝对有好处
彩虹桥让我取得九界的所有资源
The Bifrost gives me access to everything
the Nine Realms has to offer.
I mean it's all mine for the taking.
任我予取予求
你们看
Behold...
我的收藏
my stuff.
I'm particularly fond of these.
我特别喜欢这些
I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas.
从密加德上叫德州的地方拿来的
我什至帮它们取名，德斯和特洛伊
I even named them. Des and Troy.
把它们结合在一起
You see, when you put them together...
威力无穷
they destroy.
海姆达尔，别这样
Heimdall, come on.
Stay!
不要动
Heimdall? I'm running short on options.
海姆达尔？我快要没辄了
海姆达尔？
Heimdall?
史克奇？
Skurge?
Is that important?
那很重要吗？
让你们大开眼界
You girls are in for a treat.
片名：雷神索尔3 诸神黄昏
Girls!
小姐们！
Well, well, well.
哎呀呀，看看是谁突然现身
Look who decided to pop in.
谢谢你吓跑我的女伴
Thanks for scaring away my company
and drenching my workplace in brains.
还把我办公室砸烂
Who are you?
你哪位？
Don't you remember?
不记得吗？我是史克奇
I'm Skurge. We fought together on Vanaheim.
我们在凡纳海姆并肩作战过
对，海姆达尔在哪里？
Right.
Where is Heimdall?
没人知道那叛徒在哪
That traitor. No one knows. He's a fugitive of the throne.
它是王国的逃犯
叛徒？
Traitor?
Yeah. Well, you see, Odin charged Heimdall with negligence of duty...
对，奥丁控诉海姆达尔怠忽职守
他却在审判前失踪
but he disappeared before the trial.
想逮捕千里眼可不容易
- Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe. - Sure.
当然
Hold on. Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival.
等等，我应该宣告你的抵达
那是什么鬼东西？
What the hell is that?
老哥，时候到了
Oh, brother. This is it.
我就要死了
I take my leave.
傻瓜，你没听我的话
You fool, you didn't listen!
I'm sorry.
对不起
希芙夫人，快去求救
Lady Sif, get help!
Somebody, help!
谁来帮帮忙啊
Sorry for all I've done.
我对自己的所作所为感到抱歉
Shh. It's all right. Hold on.
没关系，撑下去
Sorry.
抱歉我企图统治地球
Hold on. I tried to rule Earth.
They'd be lucky to have you.
有你统治是他们的福气
I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract.
宇宙魔方那件事我也很抱歉
- I just couldn't help myself. - I know.
我就是控制不住- 我知道
- I'm a trickster. - Yes.
我是个骗子
So mischievous.
你就是这么调皮
Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog.
抱歉那次我把你变成青蛙
It was a wonderful joke.
那是无伤大雅的恶作剧
'Twas indeed hilarious.
有够爆笑
You are the savior of Asgard.
你是阿斯嘉的救星
- Tell my story. - I will.
说出我的故事- 我会的
Build a statue for me.
替我立一尊雕像
我们会为你立一尊大雕像
We will build a big statue for you.
With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns.
戴着有大弯角的头盔
I will tell Father what you did here today.
我会告诉父亲你今天做的事
I didn't do it for him.
我不是为了他
I didn't do it for him.
No!
不！
And so, Loki died of his wounds...
于是，洛基伤重而死
giving his life for ours.
为了我们牺牲生命
他击退那些恶心的精灵
He fought back those disgusting elves...
he brought peace to the realm.
为我们带来和平
洛基，我的儿子
Loki,
my boy...
'twas many moons ago I found you on that
许久前，我在那冰霜战场上发现你
frostbitten battlefield.
On that day, I did not yet see in you...
那一天，我没料到你会是...
阿斯嘉的救星，不
Asgard's savior. No.
你只是一根蓝色婴儿冰棒
You were merely
a little blue baby icicle...
that melted this old fool's heart.
融化了我这个老头的心
Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo.
赞啊！太棒了
父亲
Father.
靠
Oh, shit.
我儿子索尔回来了
my son, Thor, has returned!
Greetings, my boy.
你好，吾儿
好有趣的一出戏，剧名叫什么？
It's an interesting play. What's it called?
"阿斯嘉洛基的悲剧"
The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard.
The people wanted to commemorate him.
大家想纪念他
Ah, indeed they should.
他们是该纪念
I like the statue.
我喜欢这尊雕像
A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though.
不过比他生前好看多了
没那么猥琐，头发没那么游
A little less weaselly, less greasy, maybe.
你知道这是什么吗？
Do you know what this is?
The skull of Surtur. That's a formidable weapon!
苏尔特的头颅，好可怕的武器
Do me a favor. Lock this away in a vault...
帮个忙，把它锁在金库里
so it doesn't turn into a giant monster
以免它变成大怪物，摧毁整个星球
and destroy the whole planet.
Thank you, dear. Um...
谢谢你，亲爱的
So it's
所以你要回密加德？
back to Midgard for you, is it?
Nope.
没有
I've been having this reoccurring dream lately.
最近我反覆做着一个梦
Every night, I see Asgard fall into ruins.
每晚都看见阿斯嘉沦为废墟
That's just a silly dream...
那只是个无聊的梦
想像力太丰富的征兆
signs of an overactive imagination.
有可能
Possibly.
后来我决定去调查
But then I decide to go out there and investigate.
And what do I find,
发现九界陷入一片混乱
but the Nine Realms completely in chaos.
Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise...
阿斯嘉的各路敌人密谋摧毁我们
all while you,
你奥丁身为九界的保护者
Odin, the protector of those Nine Realms...
are sitting here in your bathrobe,
却穿着浴袍坐在这里吃葡萄
eating grapes.
Yes, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom.
我们最好尊重邻居的自由
Yes, of course, the freedom to be massacred.
当然，被屠杀的自由
对，何况我本身相当忙碌
- Yes, besides I've been rather busy myself. - Watching theater.
忙着看戏
Board meetings, and security council meetings...
忙着开理事会和安理会...
你真要逼我动手？- 做什么？
- You're really gonna make me do it? - Do what?
雷神之槌在回到我手中的过程
You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir
as it returns to my hand.
什么都阻挡不了它
Not even your face.
就连你的脸也没办法
你疯了，你会遭处决的
You've gone quite mad.
- You'll be executed for this. - Then I'll see you on the other side,
那我们阴间见，老弟
brother.
好啦，我投降
All right, I yield.
Behold!
等着！
索尔
Thor...
- Odinson. - No.
奥丁之子- 不
You had one job. Just the one.
你只有一项任务，才一项
Where's Odin?
奥丁呢？
You just couldn't stay away, could you?
你真是阴魂不散，本来都好好的
Everything was fine without you.
Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything.
阿斯嘉繁荣发展，全被你给毁了
你问他们- 父亲呢？你杀了他吗？
- Ask them. - Where's Father?
- Did you kill him? - You had what you wanted.
你达到目的，得到你要的独立
You had the independence you asked for.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay.
好啦，我知道他在哪里
I know exactly where he is.
（荫田安养院）
我发誓我把他留在这里
I swear I left him right here.
留在人行道上还是被拆的大楼里？
Right here on the sidewalk,
or right there where the building is being demolished?
设想真周到
Great planning.
How was I supposed to know?
我怎么知道？
Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch.
我又不是巫师，无法预见未来
No? Then why do you dress like one?
不是吗？那你怎么做巫师打扮？
- Hey. - I can't believe you're alive.
喂- 想不到你还活着
我看着你死，哀悼你，为你哭
I saw you die.
I mourned you, I cried for you.
好荣幸
I'm honored.
去问他
Ask him.
嗨，可以跟我们合照吗？
Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us?
没问题
Oh, sure.
Start figuring out where he is.
开始去查他在哪里
欧买尬
Oh, my God.
Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you.
很遗憾听到珍甩了你
不是她甩我
She didn't dump me, you know.
I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping.
是我甩她，算我们互甩
这什么？你干嘛？
What's this? What are you doing?
不是我弄的
This isn't me.
洛基
Loki.
（布利克街177A号）
索尔奥丁森
Thor Odinson.
雷霆之神
God of Thunder.
雨伞可以放下了
You can put down the umbrella.
所以地球现在有巫师了？
So, Earth has, uh, wizards now?
应该说秘密大师，可以放下了
The preferred term is
"Master of the Mystic Arts. " You can leave that now.
好吧，巫师
All right, wizard.
你哪位？关我什么事？
Who are you? Why should I care?
我是奇异博士，有些问题想问你
My name is Doctor Stephen Strange,
and I have some questions for you.
请坐
Take a seat.
喝茶吗？
Tea?
我不喝茶
I don't drink tea.
那你喝什么？
What do you drink?
Not tea.
就是不喝茶
我有一份观察名单
So, I keep a watch list
记录来自其他世界
of individuals and beings from other realms...
对这个世界可能产生威胁的个体
that may be a threat to this world.
你的义弟洛基名列其中
Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings.
他值得纳入
He's a worthy inclusion.
那为何带他来这里？
Then why bring him here?
我们在找我父亲
We're looking for my father.
So, if I were to tell you where Odin was...
如果我告诉你奥丁的下落
all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?
相关人等会立刻返回阿斯嘉？
Promptly.
立马不啰嗦
Great! Then I'll help you.
太好了，那我帮你
你若知道他在哪，怎么不打给我？
If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
我必须告诉你，他坚持不被打扰
I have to tell you, he was adamant that he not be disturbed.
令尊说他选择继续自我放逐
Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile.
何况你没有电话
And you don't have a phone.
No, I don't have a...
我是没电话
phone. but you could have sent
但你大可寄电子邮件，那叫伊媚儿
an electronic letter. It's called an email.
- Yeah, do you have a computer? - No. What for?
对，你有电脑吗？
没，拿来干嘛？
总之，我父亲不必再流亡
Anyway, my father
is no longer in exile. So if you could
告诉我他在哪，我就能带他回家
tell me where he is, I can take him home.
Gladly. He's in Norway.
我很乐意，他在挪威
看看这咒语是否需要阿斯嘉式调整
I'm just seeing whether this incantation
requires any Asgardian modifications.
不用
Nope.
我们不需要那样
Oh, we don't need that.
Will you stop doing that?
可以别整我了吗？
Can I... I need
我需要你一撮头发
just one strand of your hair.
Let me explain something.
我说明一下，我的头发不能乱动
My hair is not to be meddled with.
We could have just walked.
可以用走的就好
He's waiting for you.
他在等你
好
All right.
别忘了你的伞
Don't forget your umbrella.
Oh, yes.
对
Sorry.
抱歉
There we go.
好了
我想你得把我弟还回来
I suppose I'll need my brother back.
喔，对
Oh, yeah. Right.
我持续下坠了30分钟
I have been falling
for 30 minutes!
接下来由你处理
You can handle him from here.
Yes. Of course.
Thank you very much for your help.
祝你好运
Good luck.
Handle me?
处理我？你算哪根葱？
Who are you?
洛基
Loki.
You think you're some kind of sorcerer?
你以为你是魔法师吗？
想太多，你这个二流...
Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
Allrgihts. Bye-bye.
掰掰
Father?
父亲？
Look at this place. It's beautiful.
看看这地方，真美
父亲，是我们
Father, it's us.
吾儿
My sons.
我一直在等你们
I've been waiting for you.
我知道，我们来接你回家
I know. We've come to take you home.
回家，对
Home, yes.
你母亲在呼唤我
Your mother, she calls me.
你有听见吗？
Do you hear it?
洛基，解除你的魔法
Loki, lift your magic.
我花了一段时间才解除你的魔咒
Took me quite a while to break free from your spell.
芙莉嘉一定会很骄傲
Frigga would have been proud.
过来陪我坐，我时间不多了
Come and sit with me. I don't have much time.
我知道我们让你失望了
I know that we failed you. But we can make this right
但我们可以弥补
是我让你们失望了
I failed you.
It is upon us.
诸神黄昏就快来了
Ragnarok.
不，我阻止了诸神黄昏
No, I've stopped Ragnarok. I put an end to Surtur.
我干掉苏尔特
No.
不
已经开始了，她要来了
It has already begun. She's coming.
我穷尽一生阻止她，但我气数将尽
My life was all that held her back.
But my time has come.
再也阻挡不了她
I cannot keep her away any longer.
Father, who are you talking about?
父亲，你在说谁？
死亡女神，海拉
Goddess of Death.
Hela.
My firstborn.
我第一个孩子
你们的大姊
Your sister.
你的什么？
Your what?
Her violent appetites grew beyond my control.
她嗜血的暴力程度超过我所能掌控
I couldn't stop her,
我无法阻止她，只好囚禁她
so I imprisoned her.
Locked her away.
She draws her strength from Asgard...
她从阿斯嘉汲取力量
一旦抵达那里，她将天下无敌
and once she gets there, her powers will be
limitless.
Whatever she is, we can stop her together.
不管她是什么，我们能合力阻止她
- We can face her together. - No, we won't.
不，我们不会
I'm on a different path now.
现在我的人生道路不同了
This you must face alone.
你们必须独自面对
我爱你们，儿子
I love you, my sons.
你们看
Look at that.
记住这地方
Remember this place.
家
Home.
Brother.
哥
都是你造成的
This was your doing.
So he's gone.
所以他死了
真可惜，我好想亲眼目睹
That's a shame. I would've liked to have seen that.
你一定是海拉
You must be Hela.
我是索尔，奥丁之子
I'm Thor, son of Odin.
是吗？你长得不像他
Really?
You don't look like him.
或许我们能达成协议
Perhaps we can come to an arrangement.
You sound like him.
你语气倒是像他
跪下
Kneel.
你说什么？
Beg your pardon?
跪下
Kneel.
跪在你的女王面前
Before your queen.
I don't think so.
办不到
It's not possible.
不可能
Darling, you have no idea what's possible.
亲爱的，你不知道有什么可能
Bring us back!
带我们回去
No!
不！
Loki!
洛基！
Who are you? What have you done with Thor?
你是谁？你把索尔怎么了？
我是海拉
I'm Hela.
I'm just a janitor.
我只是个工友
你似乎是个生存本能一流的聪明人
You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts.
How would you like a job?
想找工作吗？
你是个斗士吗？
Are you a fighter?
Or are you food?
还是食物？
I'm just passing through.
我只是路过
那就是食物
It is food.
On your knees.
跪下
He's mine.
他是我的
等等
Wait!
等一下
Wait!
他是我的
He's mine.
So if you want him,
想要他，先过我这一关
you go through me.
But we've already got him.
但他已经在我们手上了
All right, then.
好吧，那我得过你们这关
I guess I go through you.
More food.
食物不嫌多
谢谢
Thank you.
Scrapper 142. I need clearance and an audience with the boss.
我是铲斗士142，请求晋见老大
我带了特别的礼物
I've got something special.
Hey! Where are you taking me?
喂！你要带我去哪？
回答我
Answer me!
喂
Hey!
I am Thor, son of Odin. I need to get back to Asgard.
我是索尔，奥丁之子
我必须回阿斯嘉
非常抱歉，陛下
Many apologies, your majesty.
我注意到你们不知我乃何方神圣
It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am.
我是海拉，奥丁的长女
I am Hela,
Odin's firstborn...
阿斯嘉军团指挥官
the commander of the Legions of Asgard...
the rightful heir to the throne, and the Goddess of Death.
王位的正统继承人，也就是冥后
父王驾崩
My father is dead.
As are the princes. You're welcome.
诸公子也死了，不客气
我们曾经是宇宙的权力中心
We were once the seatof absolute power in the cosmos.
Our supremacy was unchallenged.
至高无上的地位无可挑战
Yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms.
但奥丁却只扩张到九界
统治宇宙是我们的天命
Our destiny is to rule over all others.
And I am here to restore that power.
我要恢复那强大的力量
Kneel before me...
向我臣服
and rise into the ranks of my great conquest.
加入我征服宇宙的大业
无论你是谁
Whoever you are...
不论你做过什么，立刻投降
whatever you've done, surrender now!
否则休怪我们手下无情
Or we will show you no mercy.
Whoever I am?
无论我是谁？你刚刚有在听吗？
Did you listen to a word I said?
这是给你的最后警告
This is your last warning!
I thought you'd be happy to see me.
我以为你们会很高兴见到我
Fine.
好
Charge!
冲啊！
Oh, I've missed this.
噢，我好想念这一切
Still, it's a shame.
不过还是很可惜
Good soldiers dying for nothing...
优秀士兵之死轻如鸿毛
all because they couldn't see the future.
全是因为他们无视于未来
Sad.
真悲哀
Oh, look, still alive.
你瞧，他还没死
Change of heart?
改变心意了？
滚回你的巢穴去
Go back to whatever cave you crept out of.
You evil demoness!
邪恶的女妖
咱们到我的宫殿看看
Let's go see my palace.
莫害怕，我们发现你了
Fear not, for you are found.
这就是你的家，无法再回头
You are home, and there is no going back.
谁都无法离开这里
No one leaves this place.
But what is this place?
但这是哪里呢？
The answer is
答案是萨卡星
Sakaar.
萨卡星四周环绕着宇宙入口
Surrounded by cosmic gateways...
位于已知与未知地带的边缘
Sakaar fives on the edge of the known and unknown.
It is the collection point
是所有迷失与被遗弃事物的集中点
for all lost and unloved things...
就像你
like you.
但在萨卡星上，你很重要
But here on Sakaar, you are significant.
You are valuable.
你极具价值
Here you are loved.
你在这里备受关爱
怎么搞的？
What the hell?
And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster.
没有人比宗师更爱你
He is the original,
他是起源，第一位迷失又被发现的
the first lost and the first found...
萨卡星创造者
the creator of Sakaar... and father of the Contest of Champions.
也是冠军大赛之父
你曾一文不名，如今不可一世
Where once you were nothing,
now you are something.
你是宗师的财产
You are the property of the Grandmaster.
Congratulations!
恭喜你
你将在五秒后晋见宗师
You will meet the Grandmaster in 5 seconds.
Prepare yourself.
准备好
Prepare yourself.
准备好
You are now meeting the Grandmaster.
现在晋见宗师
他很棒，他是男的吗？
He's wonderful. It is a he?
是男的
It is a he.
好
Yeah.
I love when you come to visit, 142.
我很喜欢你来找我，142
You bring me the best stuff.
你总是带来上等货
托帕，只要我们谈到铲斗士142
Whenever we get to talking,
Topaz, about Scrapper 142...
我都怎么说？她是...最什么的
what do I always say?
"She is the... " And it starts with a "B. "
垃圾
Trash.
No, not trash.
不是垃圾
Were you waiting just to call her that?
你想讲这句话等很久了吧？
It doesn't start with a "B. "
这哪有最
Booze hag.
醉鬼
I.. I... I'm so sorry. No, "best."
抱歉，最棒，我想的是最棒
I was thinking about "best. "
我一向说你最棒
'Cause I always say you're the best.
她带给我最喜欢的冠军
She brought me my beloved champion, you know.
You say that every time she's here.
每次她来你都这么说
What have you brought today? Tell me.
今天你带来了什么？告诉我
一个挑战者
A contender.
A what?
什么？
I need to go closer. I want a closer look at this.
我得靠近一点，仔细瞧瞧
Can you take us closer? Thank you.
推我过去好吗？谢谢
打赏
Pay this lady.
等一下
Just wait a damn minute. I'm...
我是非卖品
not for sale.
Man, he's a fighter.
他果然是个战士
I take 10 million.
我要一千万
Tell her she's dreaming.
跟她说她在做梦
Oh, for heaven's sakes, transfer the units.
老大，快转帐
你会付出代价的
You'll pay for this.
No, I got paid for this.
不对，已经有人付给我了
我想知道一件事
Here's what I wanna know.
你哪位？
Who are you?
I am the God of Thunder.
我是雷霆之神
哇塞
I didn't hear any thunder,
我没听到雷声
but out of your fingers, was that sparkles?
你手指上那是火花吗？
We've located your cousin.
找到您表弟了
Uh, oh, good!
很好
Yeah, come on. I think you're gonna like this.
来吧，你会喜欢的
There he is.
他来了
Hey, cuz.
表弟
We almost couldn't find you. What, you been hiding?
我们差点找不到你，你躲起来啦？
Hi.
嗨
So...
所以...
求求你
Please.
对不起
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
嗯
Carlo...
卡洛
我赦免你
- I pardon you. - Oh, thank you.
谢谢
Thank you.
You're officially pardoned.
你正式获得赦免...见阎王去
From life.
hey. Help me.
救救我
Oh, my God!
噢我的天啊
我踩，我踩，快看
I'm stepping in it. I'm stepping in it. Look!
哇
Oh, the smell.
好恶的味道
闻起来像什么？
What does it smell like?
Burnt toast.
烤焦的吐司
我真是没礼貌
What happened to my manners?
我还没好好自我介绍
I haven't properly introduced myself.
Come on. Uh, follow me.
跟我来
My name is Grandmaster.
我是宗师
I preside over a little harlequinade
我主办一个胡闹的冠军大赛
called the Contest of Champions.
People come from far and wide
选手来自四面八方
to unwillingly participate in it.
心不甘情不愿参赛
朋友，你可以成为新的参赛者
And you, my friend.
Might just be part of the new cast.
你觉得如何？
What do you say to that?
We're not friends and I don't give a shit about your games.
我们不是朋友，我也不鸟你的比赛
I'm going back to Asgard.
我要回阿斯嘉
啊嘶嘉
Ass-gard.
One, two, three, four.
一二三四
在我底下有个时空虫洞
There was a Wormhole in space and time beneath me.
当时我放手
At that moment,
I let go.
Loki?
洛基？
Loki! Loki!
洛基...
Over here. Over here.
这边...
失陪一下- 洛基
- Excuse me one second. - Loki!
- What? - You're alive?
怎样？- 你还活着？
- Yes, of course I'm alive. - What are you doing here?
我当然活着- 你怎么在这里？
什么意思？我卡在这鬼椅子上
What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm stuck in
this stupid chair.
你的椅子呢？- 我没椅子
- Where's your chair? - I didn't get a chair.
把我弄起来- 没办法
- Get me out of this one. - I can't.
- Get me out. What? - I can't.
没办法- 什么？
I've made friends with this man. He's called the Grandmaster.
我跟那家伙成了朋友，他叫宗师
- Oh, he's crazy! - I've gained his favor.
他疯了- 他喜欢我
几周前彩虹桥带我来这里
The Bifrost brought me out here weeks ago.
几周前？- 对
- Weeks ago? - Yes.
I just got here.
我刚到
What are you whispering about?
你们干嘛小声讲话？
Time works real different around these parts.
时间在这边的算法非常不同
On any other world, I'd be, like, millions of years old.
在其他世界，我大概有几百万岁
But here on Sakaar...
但在萨卡星...
In any case, you know this, uh...
总之，你认识这个...
You call yourself Lord of Thunder?
你自称雷霆之王？
雷霆之神，告诉他
God of Thunder. Tell him.
I've never met this man in my life.
我从来没见过这个人
- He's my brother. - Adopted.
他是我弟- 义弟
Is he any kind of a fighter?
他算是战士吗？
You take this thing
拿掉我脖子上的东西，我秀给你看
out of my neck and I'll show you.
Now, listen to that. He's threatening me.
你们听听看，他威胁我
Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal.
火花哥，这样好了
If you wanna get back to Ass-place, Assberg...
如果你想回啊嘶呷，阿嘶加...
Asgard.
阿斯嘉
任何挑战者只要击败我的冠军
Any contender who defeats my champion...
their freedom they shall win.
就可以获得自由
指给我看，我该扁哪个猪头
Fine. Then point me in the direction
of whoever's ass I have to kick!
That's what I call, contender.
这样才像挑战者
Direction would be this way, Lord.
方向在这边
Ah! Loki!
洛基
Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, man.
别激动，大哥
Over here.
这边啦
The pile of rocks waving at you. Here.
对你挥手的石头堆，这里
Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being.
真的是我，我是人
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg.
容我自我介绍，我叫冠格
I'm kind of like the leader in here.
算是这里的头头
I'm made of rocks, as you can see.
我由石头构成，但别吓到
But don't let that intimidate you.
除非你全身都是剪刀，不然别怕
You don't need to be afraid
unless you're made of scissors.
剪刀石头布啦
Just a little rock-paper-scissor joke for you.
这位是我的麻吉，米克
This is my very good friend over here, Miek.
He's an insect and has knives for hands.
他是昆虫，手是刀子
你是克罗南人吧？
You're a Kronan, aren't you?
- That I am. - How'd you end up in here?
我是- 怎么跑来这里？
我想发动革命，传单却印太少
Ah, well, I tried to start a revolution,
but didn't print enough pamphlets.
So hardly anyone turned up,
结果几乎没人出现
except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate.
只有我妈和她讨人厌的男友
As punishment, I was forced
我被罚待在这里当角斗士
to be in here and become a gladiator.
Bit of a promotional disaster, that one.
超低级的宣传伎俩
But I'm actually organizing another revolution.
但其实我在策划另一场革命
不知道你有没有兴趣
I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that.
你会有兴趣吗？
Do you reckon you'd be interested?
要怎么...
How did you...
Ah, yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle.
这里是个圆圈
不是真的圆圈，算是怪怪圈
But not a real circle,
more like a freaky circle.
This doesn't make any sense.
根本不合理啊
No, nothing makes sense here, man.
这里的一切都不合理
The only thing that does make sense
唯一合理的事就是一切都不合理
is that nothing makes sense.
这里有人跟宗师的冠军对打过吗？
Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion?
道格
Doug has.
Doug!
道格
Our luck, Doug's dead.
可惜道格死了
That's right.
对
Everyone who fights the Grandmaster's champion perishes.
跟宗师的冠军对打只有死路一条
What about you? You're made of rocks.
你呢？全身都是石头
中看不重用，又掉了一颗
Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone.
我只打个意思，负责暖场
Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights,
warm up the crowd and whatnot.
等等，你不会跟他对干吧？
Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you?
Yes, I am.
我会
我要击败他，离开这地方
Gonna fight him, win,
and get the hell out of this place.
当初道格也撂这种狠话
That's exactly what Doug used to say.
See you later, new Doug.
回头见，道格第二
Does no one remember me?
没有人记得我吗？
Has no one been taught our history?
没人上过历史课吗？
Look at these lies.
看看这些谎言
饮酒作乐与花园宴会？
Goblets and garden parties?
和平条约？
Peace treaties?
奥丁
Odin...
proud to have it...
以身为阿斯嘉之王为傲
却绝口不提自己如何获得疆土
ashamed of how he got it.
We were unstoppable.
我们势如破竹
I was his weapon in the conquest
我是他用来建立阿斯嘉帝国的武器
that built Asgard's empire.
攻下一个又一个世界
One by one, the realms became ours.
但后来只因为我的野心比他大
But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his...
he banished me, caged me,
他就驱逐我
locked me away like an animal.
把我像动物一样关起来
在此之前阿斯嘉的战士受封为英雄
Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored...
他们的遗体葬在这座宫殿底下
their bodies buried as heroes beneath this very palace.
奥丁的宝藏- 假的
- Odin's treasures. - Fake.
Most of the stuff in here is fake.
这里大多是冒牌货
不然就威力不够看
Or weak.
比我想的还小
Smaller than I thought it would be.
那还不错
That's not bad.
但这个...
But this...
The Eternal Flame.
永恒之火
Want to see what true power really looks like?
想见识真正惊人的力量吗？
Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you?
亲爱的芬里斯，他们把你怎么了？
永恒之火使你重生
With the Eternal Flame,
you are reborn.
I've missed you.
我好想你
I've missed you all.
我想念你们大家
Odin...
奥丁
I bid you take your place in the halls of Valhalla...
愿你在英灵殿安息
where the brave shall live forever.
与众多烈士共长眠
我们不会哀伤
Nor shall we mourn but rejoice...
而会为光荣捐躯者欣喜
for those that have died the glorious death.
很痛苦吧？
Hurts, doesn't it?
被欺骗
Being lied to.
让你相信之后再发现一切都是假的
Being told you're one thing
and then learning it's all a fiction.
你不会以为我真的是来见你的吧？
You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you?
This place is disgusting.
这地方超恶心
这代表你不要我帮忙？
Does this mean you don't want my help?
我不能危及我在宗师心中的地位
Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster.
我花了些时间才赢得他信任
It took me time to win his trust.
He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable.
他是疯子，但会听别人意见
其实你可以加入我，为宗师效力
What I'm telling you is,
you could join me at the Grandmaster's side.
或许哪天宗师发生意外，然后...
Perhaps, in time,
an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then...
你不会真的想回去吧？
You're not seriously thinking of going back, are you?
我们大姊捏碎了你的槌子
Our sister
destroyed your hammer like a piece of glass.
She's stronger than both of us. She's stronger than you.
她比你我都强大，比你强
You don't stand a chance.
你根本毫无机会
你懂我的意思吗？
Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
好
Fine.
那我只好单独行动了
I guess I'll just have to go it alone.
就像平常一样
Like I've always done.
你有话要说吗？
Would you say something?
说话！
Say something!
你要我说什么？
What would you like me to say?
你假死
You faked your own death...
窃取王位，剥夺奥丁的权力
you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power...
stranded him on Earth to die,
把他困在地球上到死，释放冥后
releasing the Goddess of Death.
Have I said enough or would you like me to go back further than
这样够不够
还是要我加上两天以前的往事？
the past two days?
You know, I haven't seen this beloved champion he talks of...
我还没见过他说的那个冠军
但听说他极其凶残
but I've heard he is astonishingly savage.
I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow.
我下了大把赌金赌你输
别让我失望
Don't let me down.
Piss off, ghost!
滚蛋，脏东西
He's freaking gone.
他走了
Oh, yuck!
好恶
There's still someone's hair and blood all over this.
这上面还有别人的头发和血迹
你们打完之后能不能清一下武器？
Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight?
恶心的邋遢鬼
Disgusting slobs.
Oh, Thor...
索尔
wanna use a big wooden fork?
想用大木叉吗？
不想
No.
Yeah, not really useful.
恩，没啥屁用
Unless you're fighting off three vampires
除非要对付三个挤成一团的吸血鬼
that were huddled together.
I really wish I had my hammer.
真希望我的槌子在身上
槌子？
Hammer?
Quite unique. It was made from this
它很独特
special metal from the heart of a dying star.
由垂死恒星核心的特殊金属制成
它只要快速旋转，就能让我起飞
And when I spun it really, really fast, it gave me the ability to fly.
You rode a hammer?
骑槌子起飞？
No, I didn't ride the hammer.
我不是骑槌子
The hammer rode you on your back?
槌子骑在你背上？
No. I used to spin it really fast, and it would
不是，我把它快速旋转
它会让我脱...
pull me off the...
Oh, my God. A hammer pulled you off?
欧买尬，槌子把你脱光光？
The ground. It would pull me off the ground,
让我脱离地面升空，我就起飞了
up into the air, and I would fly.
Every time I threw it,
每次丢出去，它都会飞回来
it would always come back to me.
听起来你跟那根槌子关系匪浅
Sounds like you had a pretty special
and intimate relationship with this hammer...
失去它就像失去爱人
and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
That's a nice way of putting it.
这样形容很贴切
I said they're mine.
我说他们是我的
就是她抓我进来的
See her, that's the one that put me in here.
对，铲斗士142
Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142.
Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man.
你得当心那些阿斯嘉人
They are hard to perish.
他们很难对付
阿斯嘉人？
Asgardian?
喂
Hey.
喂
Hey.
嘿
Hey.
Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk.
别用那东西对付我，我只想跟你谈
阿斯嘉危在旦夕
Asgard is in danger.
天啊，你是瓦尔基丽武神一族
My God, you're a Valkyrie.
I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger...
小时候我也想当瓦尔基丽
until I found out that you were all women.
后来才发现你们都是女生
There's nothing wrong with women, of course.
女生当然没什么不好，我爱女生
I love women.
Sometimes a little too much.
有时爱过头了
Not in a creepy way, just more of
不是猥亵的那种爱，纯欣赏
a respectful appreciation.
我觉得有一支女战士精英部队很棒
I think it's great that there is
an elite force of women warriors.
也该是时候了
It's about time.
讲完了没？
- Are you done? - Lord of Thunder,
雷霆之王，焕你上场
- you're up. - Please, help me. I need your help.
拜托帮帮我，我需要你帮忙
掰
Bye.
好，那你一定是叛徒或懦夫
Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward.
Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne.
因为瓦尔基丽誓言保护王权
仔细听好，陛下
Listen closely, your majesty.
This is Sakaar, not Asgard.
这里是萨卡星，不是阿斯嘉
我是铲斗士，不是女武神
And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie.
带他进来准备
Bring him in for processing.
没人逃得出去，反正你都会死
And no one escapes this place.
So you're gonna die anyway.
Now, don't you move.
不要动
My hands ain't as steady as they used to be.
我的手没以前那么稳了
我以奥丁的胡子发誓
By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair...
休想剪我头发
lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor.
除非你想感受索尔的强大怒火
好心的大哥，拜托不要剪我头发
Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair.
求求你，不要！
Please! No!
No!
不要！
看看你们
Look at all of you.
What a show! What a night! Who's having fun?
好精彩的表演，好棒的夜晚
大家开心吗？
Please, I'm your host.
我是今天的主持人
Big round of applause for all of our undercard competitors...
请以热烈掌声感谢所有暖身赛选手
他们今天死得超凄惨
who today died so gruesomely.
Good sports.
充分发挥运动精神
What a show! What a night!
好精彩的夜晚
This is what you've come for, and so have I.
这就是各位想看的，我也一样
现在，废话不多说
And now, without further ado...
重头戏要登场了
it's main event time.
Making his first appearance,
他首度上场，但看起来实力坚强
though he looks quite promising...
got a couple of tricks up his sleeve.
身怀几项惊世绝技
I'll say no more, see what you think.
话不多说，睁大眼睛
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...
各位先生女士，欢迎...
Lord of Thunder.
雷霆之王
Watch out for his fingers. They make sparks.
小心他的手指，它们会冒出火花
Okay, this is it.
时候到了
Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes.
准备欢迎今天的主角，他来了
He is a creature.
他是头猛兽
该怎么说他呢？
What can we say about him?
Well, he's unique. There's none like him.
他独一无二，宇宙中绝无仅有
我与他特别心有灵犀
I feel a special connection with him.
He's undefeated.
他战无不胜
He's the reigning.
他是竞技场的王者
他是铜墙铁壁
He's the defending.
Ladies and gentlemen...
各位先生女士
欢迎...
I give you...
... your incredible...
无敌...
Hulk!
浩克！
Yes!
耶太好了！
I have to get off this planet.
我必须离开这个星球
喂...你去哪？
Hey, hey, hey. Where you going?
嘿！
Hey!
我们认识
We know each other.
他是我工作上的朋友
He's a friend from work.
Where have you been?
你跑去哪了？
Everybody thought you were dead.
大家都以为你挂了
But so much has happened since I last saw you.
上次见到你之后，发生好多事
I lost my hammer.
我失去了雷神之槌
就昨天，所以还记忆犹新
Like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh.
洛基还活着，你相信吗？
Loki. Loki's alive. Can you believe it?
他就在上面
He's up there.
Loki! Look who it is!
洛基，你看这是谁
Banner, I never thought I would say this...
班纳，没想到我会这么说...
但我真高兴见到你
but I'm happy to see you.
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
浩克...
班纳
Banner.
班纳
Hey, Banner!
No Banner. Only Hulk.
不是班纳，只有浩克
你在干嘛？
What are you doing?
It's me. It's Thor!
是我，我是索尔
班纳，我们是朋友
Banner, we're friends.
This is crazy. I don't want to hurt you!
太夸张了，我不想伤害你
Here we go. Here we go.
这还差不多
蛤？
What?
喂，大块头
Hey, big guy.
The sun's getting real low.
太阳要下山了
对，太阳要下山了
That's it. The sun's going down.
我不会再伤害你
I won't hurt you anymore.
No one will.
没人会伤害你
帅！
Yes! That's how it feels!
就是这种感觉
I'm just a huge fan of the sport.
我是这项比赛的超级粉丝
All right. Screw it.
好，豁出去了
I know you're in there, Banner.
我知道你在里面，班纳
I'll get you out!
我会把你唤醒
What's the matter with you? You're embarrassing me!
你搞什么鬼？你害我很尴尬
I told them we were friends!
我跟他们说我们是朋友
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
雷霆之王...
Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder!
雷霆之王...
Another day, another Doug.
新的一天，新的道路
什么声音？
What is that noise?
The common folk aren't exactly falling in line.
民众想造反
There's a resistance trying to knock down the front gates.
有反抗势力企图冲破大门
谈谈你自己，史克奇
Tell me about yourself, Skurge.
Well, me dad was a stonemason. Me mum was...
我老爸是石匠，我妈是...
暂停一下，我的意思是...
Right, yeah, I'll just stop you there.
What I meant was...
what's your ambition?
你有什么雄心壮志？
我要一个证明自己的机会
I just want a
chance to prove myself.
Recognition.
获得认同
我年轻时
When I was young...
每个伟大国王都有刽子手
every great king had an executioner.
不只是处决人
Not just to execute people...
but also to execute their vision.
也执行他们的计画
但主要是动手处死人
But mainly to
execute people. Still,
不过那还是一大荣耀
it was a great honor.
我当过奥丁的刽子手
I was Odin's executioner.
And you
shall be my executioner.
你就当我的刽子手
Let's begin our conquest.
让我们展开征服大业吧
史克奇，那把剑呢？
Skurge, where's the sword?
That sword is the key to opening the Bifrost.
那把剑是打开彩虹桥的钥匙
Those people you mentioned,
你提到的那些人，想造反的
the ones who aren't falling into line...
round them up.
通通抓起来
借过
Excuse me.
Sorry about that.
These bloody things are everywhere.
Come on.
走吧
你们在这里很安全
You'll be safe here.
我们和好了吗？
Are we cool?
浩克在泡汤欸
It's Hulk in a hot tub.
你这样子多久了？
So how long have you been like that?
怎样？
Like what?
Like this. Big, and green,
像这样，浑身发绿的大块呆
and stupid.
Hulk always Hulk.
浩克永远都是浩克
你怎么会来这里？
How'd you get here?
Winning.
来赢
You mean cheating, huh?
你是作弊吧？
Were they wearing one of these when you won?
你赢的时候他们都戴这个吗？
你怎么抵达这里的？
How'd you arrive here?
Quinjet.
昆式战机
Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now?
好，现在那架战机在哪？
小浩克
That's naked.
He's very naked.
出来见人了
It's in my brain now.
那个画面洗不掉了
昆式战机
Quinjet.
太好了！
Yes!
I'm getting us out of here.
我要让我们离开这里
这地方可怕又糟糕
This is a terrible, awful place.
You're gonna love Asgard.
你会喜欢阿斯嘉
超广阔，像黄金闪闪发亮
It's big. It's golden. Shiny.
浩克留下
Hulk stay.
不，我的人民需要我回阿斯嘉
No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard.
我们必须阻止诸神黄昏
We must prevent Ragnarok.
诸神黄昏？
Ragnarok?
我的家乡灭亡，世界末日...
The prophesied death of my home world.
The end of days, it's the end of...
如果你帮我回到阿斯嘉
If you help me get back to Asgard...
我就能帮你回到地球
I can help you get back to Earth. Huh?
Earth hate Hulk.
地球恨浩克
Earth loves Hulk. They love you.
地球爱浩克，他们爱你
你是复仇者联盟一员，我们的朋友
You're one of the Avengers. One of the team,
one of our friends.
This is what friends do. They support each other.
这就是朋友的意义，互相支持
You're Banner's friend.
你是班纳的朋友
我不是班纳的朋友，我比较喜欢你
I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you.
Banner's friend.
班纳的朋友
I don't even like Banner.
我根本不喜欢班纳
他只爱数字和科学
"I'm into numbers and science and stuff. "
Thor go. Hulk stay.
索尔走，浩克留
Fine.
好
留在这里
Stay here.
Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way.
蠢地方，丑毙了
The red, the white. Just pick a color.
红白相间，挑一个颜色就好，可笑
Ridiculous.
扁你
Smash you.
You didn't smash anything. I won that fight.
你什么都没扁，对打我获胜
我痛扁你- 最好是
- I smashed you. - Yeah, sure, sure.
婴儿手臂- 什么？
- Baby arms. - What?
Baby.
婴儿
Moron! You big child.
白痴，你好幼稚
索尔走
Thor gm!
I am going.
我要走啦
索尔又走了
Thor go again.
Thor home.
索尔回家了
浩克训练
Hulk trains.
很好，玩得开心喔
That's great. Have fun.
- Hey, big guy. - Angry girl.
大块头- 愤怒姊
What have you been up to?
你都在干嘛？
Winning.
在赢
海姆达尔，我知道你看得见我
Heimdall, I know you can see me.
我需要你帮助我
I need you to help me.
帮助我看见
Help me see.
我看见你，但你在远方
I see you, but you're far away.
这里发生什么事？
What's going on here?
Come see for yourself.
自己过来看
I'm providing refuge in a stronghold built by our ancestors.
我提供祖先建的要塞让人避难
但驻军若遭击溃
But if the garrison falls,
our only escape is Bifrost.
我们只能从彩虹桥逃走
你是说逃离阿斯嘉？
You're talking about evacuating Asgard?
我们留下来也撑不了多久
We won't last long if we stay.
She draws her power from Asgard
她从阿斯嘉汲取力量，一天天壮大
and grows stronger every day.
Come on.
走吧
Hela is ravenous.
海拉贪嗜权力与暴戾
If I let her leave,
如果让她离开
she'll consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos.
她会吞噬九界和全宇宙
我们需要你
We need you.
I'm working on it. But I don't even know where the hell I am.
我正在想办法
但我根本不知道自己在哪里
You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one.
那个星球周围都是入口，挑一个走
- Which one? - The big one.
哪一个？- 大的那个
Thor sad.
索尔哭哭
Shut up.
闭嘴
索尔哭哭
Thor sad.
I'm not sad, you idiot.
我不难过，你这个白痴
- I'm pissed off! - Oh.
我很火大
愤怒，我失去了父亲
Angry. I lost my father.
失去了槌子
I lost my hammer.
- You're not even listening. - Whining and crying. Cry like baby.
哀哀叫，哭哭，像婴儿一样
你根本没在听
别乱踢东西
Don't kick stuff.
你真是坏朋友
You're being a really bad friend.
You bad friend!
你坏朋友
- You know what we call you? - No.
知道我们叫你什么吗？- 不知道
我们叫你笨蛋复仇者
We call you the stupid Avenger.
You're tiny Avenger!
你是迷你复仇者
你疯啦？
What, are you crazy?
Yes.
对
You know what?
告诉你，地球确实恨你
Earth does hate you.
不
No.
抱歉我说了那些话
I'm sorry
I said those things.
你不是笨蛋复仇者，没人那样叫你
You're not the stupid Avenger.
Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger.
没关系
It's okay.
You just can't go around throwing shields at people.
你不能拿盾牌乱砸人，可能砸死我
Could have killed me.
我知道，对不起，我老是怒怒
I know. I'm sorry.
I just get so angry all the time.
Hulk always, always angry.
浩克总是怒怒
I know. We're the same, you and I.
我知道，你和我是一样的
只是两个冲动的笨蛋
We're just a couple of hot-headed fools.
- Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, - Mum
对，一样，浩克像火，索尔像水
Thor like water.
We're kind of both like fire.
我们其实都像火
不过浩克像真的火
But Hulk like real fire.
Hulk like raging fire.
浩克是狂暴的大火焰
索尔是闷烧的小火苗
Thor like smoldering fire.
浩克，我需要你为我做一件事
Hulk, I need you to do something for me.
愤怒姊
Angry girl.
怎么回事？
What's going on? What are you...
You're so thick-headed that you can't tell...
你蠢到搞不懂
when someone's hiding all the way across
别人躲起来就是不想被打扰
the universe and wants to be left alone.
我们需要谈谈- 不，是你想跟我谈
- We need to talk. - No, you wanna talk to me.
I need her to stay.
我要她留下
Stay?
留下？
Block.
挡路
留下
Stay.
- Please. - Please.
拜托- 拜托
好吧
All right.
有个条件
Here's the deal.
我听你说
I'll listen to you...
直到酒瓶空了为止
till this is empty.
阿斯嘉危在旦夕，民众生死交关
Asgard is in danger and people are dying.
We need to get back there. I need your help.
我们必须回去，我需要你帮忙
哇塞
Finished. Bye.
喝光，掰
奥丁死了
Odin is dead.
Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard.
冥后海拉入侵阿斯嘉
If Hela's back, then Asgard's already lost.
如果海拉回去，阿斯嘉就万劫不复
I'm going to stop her.
我要阻止她
- Alone? - Nope.
一个人？- 不是
I'm putting together a team.
我要组成一支团队
有我、你，和大块头
It's me, you, and the big guy.
No. No team. Only Hulk.
没有团队，只有浩克
It's me and you.
只有我和你
I think it's only you.
我想只有你
Wait. Just listen. The Valkyrie are legend.
等等，听我说，瓦尔基丽是传奇
Elite warriors of Asgard sworn to defend the throne.
阿斯嘉精英战士誓言保护王权
I'm not getting dragged into
我不要再卷入奥丁家族的纷争
another one of Odin's family squabbles.
什么意思？- 你大姊
- What's that supposed to mean? - Your sister.
Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours.
她的力量来自阿斯嘉，跟你一样
When it grew beyond Odin's control
当它超出奥丁能掌控的程度
she massacred everyone in the palace...
她就血洗王宫
企图夺权
and tried to seize the throne.
When she tried to escape her banishment...
她企图反抗
he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back.
他就派出瓦尔基丽反击
I only survived because...
我之所以活下来是因为...
Look, I already faced her once
我还相信王权时已经对抗过她
back when I believed in the throne...
and it cost me everything.
那害我付出一切
That's what's wrong with Asgard.
那就是阿斯嘉的问题
The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham.
王位、秘密、美丽的谎言
I agree.
我同意
Don't get familiar.
不准放肆
我同意
I agree.
所以我才拒绝登基
That's why I turned down the throne.
But this isn't about the crown.
这件事无关王位，而是人民
This is about the people.
They're dying and they're your people, too.
他们命在旦夕，他们也是你的同胞
免谈
Forget it.
我已经尽力了
I have.
- Okay. - Okay.
好- 好
- Good. Great. - Great.
很好- 很好
谢谢
- Thank you. - For what?
谢什么？- 这个
For this.
你没看到吧？
Didn't see that, did you'?
There... That's better.
你看...好多了
You know, go ahead.
请便
Stay here and enslave people for that lunatic.
留在这里，为那个疯子奴役人民
Keep drinking, keep hiding.
继续喝酒，继续躲藏
But me...
但是我...
I choose to run toward my problems
我选择面对问题，而非逃避问题
and not away from them.
Because that's what...
因为那是...
Because that's what heroes do.
那才是英雄该做的
Friend stay!
朋友留下
Yes!
太好了
好
All right.
Come on.
快啊
欢迎，需要语音启动
Welcome. Voice activation required.
索尔
Thor.
Access denied.
拒绝进入
索尔，奥丁之子
Thor, son of Odin.
Access denied.
拒绝进入
God of Thunder.
雷霆之神
Access denied.
拒绝
Strongest Avenger.
最强的复仇者
Access denied.
拒绝进入
Strongest Avenger.
最强的复仇者
Access denied.
拒绝进入
可恶，史塔克
Damn you, Stark.
惊爆点金发猛男
Point Break.
Welcome, Point Break.
欢迎，惊爆点金发猛男
朋友留下
Friend
- stay! - No, no, no! Stop!
不...
站住
留下
Stay!
Stop! Stop breaking everything!
停！不要搞破坏
Don't go!
不要走
Nice work, big guy.
非常好，大块头
We don't know where Ultron's headed,
我们不知道奥创往哪去
but you're going very high, very fast. So,
但你要跑得非常高，非常快
I need you to turn this bird around, okay?
我要你让这架飞机转向，好吗？
We can't track you in stealth mode. So...
在匿踪模式下我们无法追踪你
所以我需要你帮我，好吗？
I need you to help me out. Okay?
I need you to... I need you to... I need you to...
我需要你...
No! No, Banner!
不，班纳
Oh, jeez.
天啊
Banner.
班纳
Hey, hey, hey.
别乱动
You all right, Banner?
你还好吗，班纳？
Sun's going down. Sun's going down.
太阳要下山了...
That's it, breathe.
对，深呼吸
I won't hurt you.
我不会伤害你
太阳要下山了
Sun's going down.
索尔- 对
- Thor. - Yeah.
What happened to your hair?
你的头发怎么了？
Some creepy old man cut it off.
一个怪老头剪的
- It looks good. - Oh, thanks.
很好看- 谢谢
Where are we? Oh, how's Nat?
我们在哪？娜塔莎呢？
- Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure. - Is she okay'?
我相信娜塔莎很好- 她还好吗？
- And what about Sokovia? - Sokovia?
苏科维亚呢？- 苏科维亚？
The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?
苏科维亚那城市，我们救了它吗？
班纳，听我说- 怎样？
- Banner, listen. - What?
Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago.
苏科维亚和奥创是两年前的事
What are you saying?
你在说什么？
What?
什么？
I've been Hulk for two years?
我变成浩克两年了？
恐怕是
I'm afraid so.
到底发生什么事？
What the hell happened?
Banner, there's something you should know.
班纳，有件事你该知道
Voice activation required.
需要语音启动
班纳
- Banner. - Welcome,
欢迎，最强的复仇者
strongest Avenger.
什么？
- Uh, what? - Ship's log.
飞航日志
Thor, where are we?
索尔，我们在哪里？
Yeah, about that.
关于这一点
Sakaar, hear ye. Attention please.
萨卡星注意，我有坏消息
I have some bad news.
My beloved exalted champion has turned up missing.
我最爱的冠军竟然失踪了
Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion.
到街上去，庆祝我的冠军
他是谁？
- Who's that? - He kind of runs the place.
他是这里的老大
You actually lived at his house for awhile.
你在他家住过一阵子
- I did? - Yeah.
真的吗？- 嗯
Quite a let's happened. You and I had a fight recently.
发生了不少事，我们最近打了一架
- Did I win? - No, I won. Easily.
我赢了吗？
没有，我两三下就赢了
Doesn't sound right.
才怪
Well, it's true.
是真的
It seems that that criminally seductive
性感到靠北的雷霆之王好像抢走他
Lord of Thunder has stolen him away.
Seductive God of Thunder. We need to move.
性感的雷霆之神，我们该走了
Oh, no.
完了
This is bad.
糟糕了
This is really, really bad.
真的有够糟糕
Thor,
索尔，我很担心
I think I'm freaking out.
No, no, no.
不...
Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on.
别担心，你没事，穿上
这是东尼的衣服
These are Tony's clothes.
- I know, come on. - Is he here?
我知道，快，他也在吗？
No, he's not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay?
他不在，听好，保持冷静
The sun's going down. The sun's getting really low.
太阳要下山，太阳西下，太阳下山
Sun's going down.
I'm upset!
我不爽
超不爽
I'm very upset.
You know what I like about being upset? The blame.
知道我喜欢不爽的哪一点吗？算帐
Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in.
现在我就想这么做，该找谁算帐呢
And you know who I'm blaming?
- Grandmaster, I can... - Hey!
宗师，我能... - 喂！
Don't interrupt me!
别插嘴
Here you go.
请用
Why are you handing me the melt stick?
拿融化棒给我干嘛？
他只是插嘴
He was interrupting.
That's not a capital violation.
不必处死
Where was I?
刚刚讲到哪？
My precious champion has come up missing...
我心爱的冠军失踪了
and it's all because of that Lord of Thunder.
都是因为雷霆之王，都是因为他
It's all because of him. Your brother.
你哥哥
Whatever the story is. Adopted, or complicated.
不管是什么故事，领养还是怎样
I'm sure there's a big history.
相信你们恩怨情仇说不完
你的挑战者...
And your contender...
亲爱的朋友
My dear friend...
if you were to give me 12 hours,
给我12小时，我能把两人活捉回来
I could bring them both back to you. Alive.
I could do it in two.
我只要2小时
I could do it in one.
我1小时
Let's stop there.
够了
You know what? I woke up this morning
其实早上醒来，我想到公开处决
thinking about a public execution.
But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little...
但现在我想看
谁先逮到他
"Who's gonna get him first?"
So, you're on the clock.
比赛开始
What have you done?
你做了什么？
I don't answer to you, lackey.
我不必向你报告，弱鸡
It's Loki.
我叫洛基
And you will answer to the Grandmaster.
你要向宗师报告
Why would you help
你干嘛帮我哥和那个绿猪头逃走？
my brother escape with that green fool?
I don't help anyone.
我不帮任何人
你是瓦尔基丽
You're a Valkyrie.
我以为瓦尔基丽一族都已惨死
I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths.
Choose your next words wisely.
讲话小心点
I'm terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory.
真抱歉，想必那是痛苦的回忆
太阳要下山了，越来越低
The sun's going down. It's getting really low.
The sun's going down
The sun's going down.
太阳要下山了，越来越低
- It's getting real low. - Oh, shoot.
太阳越来越低- 别念了好吗？
- Sun's getting low. - Would you stop saying that?
我只要你保持冷静
I just need you to stay calm.
Calm? I'm on an alien planet!
冷静？我在外星球耶
It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before.
只是个星球，你也去过别的星球
Yeah. One.
对，一个
Now you've been on two. That's a good thing.
现在两个了，这是好事
- It's a new experience. - Oh, my god.
新的经验
My neurons, they're firing faster
我的神经元跑太快
than my brain can handle the information.
脑子无法处理资讯
这次情况完全不同
The whole thing is totally different this time.
In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I
以前我总觉得
each had a hand on the wheel.
浩克和我一起握着方向盘
But this time, it's like he had the keys
现在就像他有车钥匙
to the car and I was locked in the trunk.
我却被锁在行李厢里
你回来了，这才是最重要的
All right, well, you're back now. That's all that matters.
No, it's not what matters.
不，那不重要
What I'm trying to tell you, is that
我想告诉你，如果我再变成浩克...
if I turn into the Hulk again...
Banner may never come back.
班纳可能再也回不来
And we're stranded on a planet
我们困在一个注定会逼死我的星球
that is designed to stress me out.
We're not stranded. I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home.
我们没受困，我会设法回家
谢谢
- Thank you. - Not your home,
不是回你家，是我家乡阿斯嘉
though. Asgard. My home.
What?
什么？
Listen, my people are in great danger.
我的同胞面临生死关头
You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being...
我们必须对抗那个强大势力
她刚好也是我姊
who also happens to be my sister.
Okay, that is so wrong on so many...
这真是大错特错
I don't wanna fight your sister.
我不想对抗你姊，那是家务事
- That's a family issue. - No, she's an evil being.
不，她是邪恶势力
I don't care what she is.
我不管她是什么
I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it.
我不想对抗任何人，我受够了
- What? - I just told you.
什么？- 我刚刚说了
如果变成浩克，我再也变不回来
If I turn into the Hulk,
I am never gonna come back again.
你又不在乎
- And you don't care. - No, no.
不，我要组成一支团队
I'm putting together the team.
The Hulk is the fire.
浩克是动力之火
Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk.
你只是利用我得到浩克
什么？不是- 真恶心
- What? No! - It's gross.
You don't care about me. You're not my friend.
你不在乎我，你不是我朋友
No! I don't even like the Hulk.
不，我根本不喜欢浩克
He's all like...
"Smash, smash, smash. "
他只会使用蛮力
I prefer you.
我比较喜欢你
谢谢
Thanks.
But if I'm being honest,
但老实说，如果要对抗邪恶势力
when it comes to fighting evil beings...
he is very powerful and useful.
他既强大又好用
班纳也是强大又好用
Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too.
Is he though?
是吗？
Ok. How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero.
浩克有几个博士学位？没有
How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven.
班纳有几个博士学位？七个
好，你不必对抗任何人
Fine, you don't have to fight anyone.
But we're in danger here, so we have to move.
但这里很危险，我们得离开
What are you doing with that?
拿那个干嘛？
I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive.
我需要变装，我是逃犯
- I need a disguise. - You are the disguise.
我也需要变装- 你已经变了
- I'll be Tony Stark. - What?
我扮成东尼史塔克- 什么？
Yeah. Tony and the gypsy.
东尼和吉普赛人
No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Banner.
你不是东尼，你是布鲁斯班纳
Then why did you dress me up like Tony?
那你干嘛把我扮成东尼？
Because you were naked.
因为你本来没穿衣服
Okay, I'll give you that.
有道理
What are you doing? Stop doing that!
你干嘛？别这样
Tony wears his pants super tight.
东尼的裤子超紧
- Stop it! - I'm sorry.
住手- 对不起
- Why are you being so weird? - I don't know.
你怎么怪里怪气的？- 不知道
Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years...
可能困在怪物身体里两年
害我变成怪咖
inside of a monster made me a little weird.
没关系
Hey. Shh. It's okay.
You're good. Calm down. Come on.
你没事，冷静，快来
Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard...
听好，我们去阿斯嘉
and you're not gonna have to think about the Hulk ever again.
你再也不必去想浩克，好吗？
- All right? - All right.
好
Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
Oh. This is bad.
这下惨了
Banner! Banner!
班纳...
Banner!
班纳
Banner!
班纳
Thor!
索尔
Hi.
嗨
Hi.
嗨
我本来要动手
I was gonna do that.
Yeah, well, I did it first.
我先动手了
That's good.
很好，你怎么在这里？
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving.
你怎么在这里？我以为你要离开
I got sidetracked.
有事拖延
这是...
What's with the...
It's my disguise.
我变装
But I can see your face.
但我看得到你的脸
Not when I do this, you can't.
这样就看不到了
你发型不错，改变造型还是洗头？
Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. Change it?
Washed it maybe?
What are those things on her eyes?
她眼睛上的是什么？
Are those the people that she's killed?
她杀过的人吗？
She's so beautiful and strong and courageous.
她好美丽、坚强又勇敢
Who is this guy?
这个人是谁？
- He's a friend. - Who? Me?
我朋友- 谁？我吗？
- I'm Bruce. - I feel like I know you.
我是布鲁斯- 我好像认识你
我也觉得好像认识你
I feel like I know you, too.
Look, I've spent years in a haze,
我颓废多年，想忘掉过去
trying to forget my past.
Sakaar seemed like the best place
萨卡星似乎是借酒浇愁
to drink and forget, and to die one day.
最后死去的好地方
I was thinking that you drink too much,
我的确觉得你喝太多可能会没命
and that probably was gonna kill you.
I don't plan to stop drinking.
我不打算戒酒
但我也不想忘记
But I don't wanna forget.
I can't turn away anymore, so...
我不能再逃避了
if I'm gonna die, well,
如果我要死
it may as well be driving my sword
至少能拿剑刺穿那凶狠女人的心脏
through the heart of that murderous hag.
- Good. - Yeah.
很好- 嗯
So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team.
我意思是我想加入团队
Has it got a name?
名字取好了吗？
有，叫报仇者联盟
Yeah, it's called the Revengers.
- Revengers? - Because I'm getting revenge.
报仇者？
因为我要报仇，你要报仇
You're getting revenge.
You too. Do you want revenge?
你有想要报仇吗？
Uh. . Uh... I'm undecided.
还没决定
好吧
- Okay. - Also,
I've got a peace offering.
此外我有一个和解的建议
Surprise.
惊喜
Just had to be sure.
我得确认一下
Hello, Bruce.
你好，布鲁斯
So, last time I saw you,
上次见到你，你想杀死所有人
you were trying to kill everybody.
最近你跑去哪里？
Where are you at these days?
It varies from moment to moment.
各地到处跑
Is that a Dragonfang?
那是龙牙剑吗？
It is.
没错
My God.
天啊
这是著名的瓦尔基丽之剑
This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie.
Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart
萨卡星和阿斯嘉
是相距最远的两个星系
as any two known systems.
Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits.
最佳路径是城市边界外的一个虫洞
Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back
在柴达星加油
18个月后可回到阿斯嘉
in Asgard in 18 months.
Nope. We are going through the big one.
不行，我们走大的路口
The Devil's Anus?
魔鬼屁眼？
屁眼？
Anus?
Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?
等一下，谁的屁眼？
For the record, I didn't know it was
我挑上它时不知道它名字
called that when I picked it.
看来像是瓦解中的中子星
That looks like a collapsing neutron star...
在爱因斯坦罗森桥里
inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge.
We need another ship.
我们需要另一艘舰
That would tear mine to pieces.
那会把我的舰震碎
She's right. We need one that can withstand
没错
它得承受来自奇异点的大地应力
the geodetic strain from the singularity.
还要有离线动力转向系统
And has an offline power steering system...
that could also function without the on-board computer.
即使没有舰上电脑也能运作
And we need one with cup holders,
还要有杯架，反正都要死，喝到爽
because we're gonna die. So, drinks!
Do I know you? I feel like I know you.
我认识你吗？我觉得我认识你
我也觉得认识你，好奇怪
I feel like I know you, too. It's weird.
What do you say?
怎样？
Uncharted metagalactic travel
穿越多变的宇宙入口
through a volatile cosmic gateway.
进行未知的星系旅行
Talk about an adventure.
这种冒险很刺激吧
我们需要一艘舰- 需要一艘舰
- We need a ship. - Need a ship.
There are one or two ships.
有一、两艘最顶尖的...
- Absolute top of the line models... - I don't mean to impose...
我无意插嘴...
But the Grandmaster has a great many ships.
宗师有许多船舰
I may even have stolen
我可能偷了保全系统的密码
the access codes to his security system.
And suddenly you're overcome with an urge
你突然良心发现了
- to do the right thing. - Heavens, no.
当然没有
I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster...
宗师已经不喜欢我了
and in exchange for codes and access to a ship...
交换登舰密码的条件是...
I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus.
让我安全通过屁眼
You're telling us that you can get usaccess
你是说你能让我们进入机舰库
into the garage without setting off any alarms?
不触动警报器？
老哥，我可以
Yes, brother. I can.
Okay, can I just... A quick FYI.
我想...跟你们讲一下
I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago...
几分钟前我跟他讲过话
他打算杀光我们
and he was totally ready to kill any of us.
- He did try to kill me. - Yes, me too.
他确实想干掉我
还有我，好多好多次
On many, many occasions.
There was one time when we were children...
小时候有一次
he transformed himself into a snake,
他变成一条蛇，他明知我喜欢蛇
and he knows that I love snakes.
So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it...
我抓蛇起来欣赏
and he transformed back into himself
他又变回自己，说：是我！
and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!" And he stabbed me.
然后拿刀刺我，当时我们八岁
We were eight at the time.
If we're boosting a ship...
如果要偷一艘舰
we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace.
就需要把一些卫兵引开
Why not set the beast loose?
何不让猛虎出闸呢？
Shh... Shut up.
闭嘴
You guys have a beast?
你们有老虎？
No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid.
没有老虎，他在耍笨
We're going to start a revolution.
我们要发动一场革命
- Revolution? - I'll explain later.
革命？- 我晚点再解释
- Who's this guy again? - I'll explain later.
这家伙到底是谁？- 晚点再解释
Is that some sort of protoplasm,
从你身上掉出来的是某种原生质
all the stuff that's coming out of you...
还是蛋？
or are they eggs?
Looks like eggs.
看起来像蛋
I'm looking for Korg.
我找寇格
Who's asking?
谁在问？
I know you're asking.
我知道是你
Is anyone else asking, or is it just you?
是别人在问，还是只有你？
雷霆之王问候你
The Lord of Thunder sends his best.
The revolution has begun.
革命开始了
Revolution? How did this happen?
革命？怎么会有这种事？
Don't know.
不知道
But the arena's mainframe
竞技场的顺从碟主机被关闭
for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated...
- and the slaves have armed themselves. - Oh.
奴隶已经武装自己
I... I don't like that word.
我不喜欢那个词
Which? Mainframe?
哪个词？主机？
No. Why would I not like "mainframe"?
不是，我干嘛不喜欢主机？
No, the "S" word.
奴开头的
Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves.
抱歉，做工的囚犯武装自己
Okay, that's better.
这样好多了
嘿，听着，我们需要谈一谈
Hey, so, listen. We should talk.
I disagree.
我不同意
Open communication was never our family's forte.
我觉得沟通一直不是我们家的强项
You have no idea.
那还用说
从上次谈过之后的状况就看得出来
Been quite the revelation since we last spoke.
你们好
Hello.
Hi.
嗨
Odin brought us together.
奥丁让我们聚首
It's almost poetic that his death should split us apart.
他的死让我们分开，有点浪漫
We might as well be strangers now.
我们干脆从此就当陌生人吧
Two sons of the crown, set adrift.
两个皇子分道扬镳
Thought you didn't wanna talk about it.
我以为你不想谈
听我说
Here's the thing.
我最好留在萨卡星
I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
我也这么想
Did you just agree with me?
你刚刚是同意我了吗？
Come on, this place is perfect for you.
拜托，这里超适合你
It's savage, chaotic, lawless...
野蛮、混乱、毫无法纪
Brother, you're gonna do great here.
老弟，你在这里前途无量啊
Do you truly think so little of me'?
你就这么瞧不起我？
Loki, I thought the world of you.
洛基，我曾经非常疼爱你
I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. But
我以为我们会永远在彼此身边战斗
但到头来，江山易改本性难移啊
at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me.
I don't know, maybe there's still good in you. But
我不知道，或许你心里还是善良的
let's be honest,
但说实话，我们早就没交集了
our paths diverged a long time ago.
Yeah.
是啊
我们不要再见面应该比较好
It's probably for the best that we never see each other again.
That's what you always wanted.
反正你一直都想这样
Hey, let's do "Get Help. "
我们来玩"救命"
- What? - "Get Help. "
什么？- "救命"
- No. I hate it. - Come on, you love it.
不要
来嘛，你很喜欢的- 我不喜欢
It's great. It works every time.
这招很强欸，每次都成功- 很丢脸
- It's humiliating. - Do you have a better plan?
你有更好的计画吗？- 没
- No. - We're doing it.
那就这么办
We are not doing "Get Help. "
不要玩"救命"
救命！拜托！
Get help! Please!
我弟快死了
My brother, he's dying. Get help!
救命啊，快救救他
Help him!
- It's good. - Classic.
超经典
Oh. Sun hate it.
我还是很讨厌
- It's humiliating. - Not for me, it's not.
太丢脸了- 我不会啊
Now, which one's the ship she told us to get?
她叫我们偷哪艘舰？
准将号
The Commodore.
对
Right.
Though I feel it won't make much of a difference.
但我觉得没什么差别
Oh, Loki.
洛基
I know I've betrayed you many times... before
我背叛过你很多次
但这次真的无关个人恩怨
but this time it's truly nothing personal.
逮捕你的报酬真的很优渥
The reward for your capture will set me up nicely.
你就是冷血，对吧？
Never one for sentiment, were you?
Easier to let it burn.
别想太多比较容易下手
我同意
I agree.
Oh, that looks painful.
看起来好痛
Oh, dear brother, you're becoming predictable.
亲爱的弟弟，你变得太好猜了
我信任你，你却背叛我
I trust you, you betray me.
Round and round in circles we go.
屡试不爽啊
See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth.
洛基，人生就是要成长
要改变
It's about change.
But you seem to just wanna stay the same.
你似乎只想一成不变
I guess what I'm trying to say...
我想说的是
is that you'll always be the God of Mischief...
你永远都会是恶作剧之神
但其实可以不只如此
but you could be more.
I'll just put this over here for you.
我把这放在这里
我们各自要赶行程，祝你好运
Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck.
All right, I can figure this out.
好，我自己搞定
只是一艘太空船
It's just another spaceship.
Loyal Sakaarians...
忠诚的萨卡人
Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship
雷霆之王偷走我的船舰
and my favorite champion.
和我最爱的冠军
Sakaarians, take to the skies. Bring him down.
萨卡人，升空吧，击落他
Do not let him leave this planet.
别让他离开这个星球
- Good shot! - Thanks.
漂亮- 谢谢
开门
Open the doors.
Okay.
好
I hope that you're tougher than you look.
希望你比外表看起来强悍
Why?
为什么？
Shouldn't we be shooting back or something?
我们不是该反击吗？
Yes, we should.
没错
舰上的枪在哪里？
Where are the guns on this ship?
There aren't any.
没有枪
- It's a leisure vessel. - What?
那是一艘游乐舰- 什么？
Grandmaster uses it for his good times,
宗师用来玩乐，开性爱趴的
orgies and stuff.
她说宗师用来开性爱趴？
Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?
对
Yeah.
Don't touch anything.
别乱碰
No! No!
不！
- No! - No!
不- 不
进来
Get inside!
等一下
In a minute.
I should probably go and help. Here, take the wheel.
我应该去帮忙，你来驾驶
No. I don't know how to fly one of these.
我不会开这种东西
You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs.
你是科学家，善用你的博士学位
None of them are for flying alien spaceships!
我没有开太空船的学位
Okay, come on.
快点
There's gotta be a gun on this thing.
这上面一定有枪
That looks like a gun.
那好像是枪
It's my birthday
今天我生日...
It's my birthday
今天我生日
耶！
Yeah!
Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus!
两位，我们接近魔鬼屁眼了
就是它
There she is.
我们离开这里的机会
Our ticket out of here.
这是什么？
Hey, what's this?
谢谢
- Thank you. - Hey, man.
老兄，我们要登上那艘巨型太空船
We're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship.
一起来吗？
You wanna come?
You do seem like
你们看来确实需要有人领导
you're in desperate need of leadership.
Why, thank you.
谢谢
Here we go.
来吧
Shit.
可恶
Asgardians...
阿斯嘉人
some misguided soul...
有人一时糊涂
has stolen the Bifrost sword.
偷走了彩虹桥剑
告诉我们它的下落
Tell us where it is...
or there will be consequences.
否则后果自负
Bad ones.
不好的后果
Well?
怎么样？
You.
你
No! Stop!
Please.
怎样，刽子手？
Well?
Executioner?
等等
Wait!
等一下
Wait!
I know where the sword is.
我知道那把剑在哪
I never thought I'd be back here.
没想到我会回来这里
I thought it'd be a lot nicer.
我以为这里会漂亮很多
I mean, not that it's not nice.
不是不漂亮，只是起火了
It's just, it's on fire.
Here, up here in the mountains.
在那边的山上
Heat signatures. People clustered together.
热能迹象，有人群聚集
She's coming for them.
她来找他们了
Okay, drop me off at the palace
让我在王宫下机，我赶走她
- and I'll draw her away. - And get yourself killed?
让你去送死？
The people trapped down there are all that matters.
因为下面的人最重要
While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you two
趁我对付海拉
你们协助大家离开阿斯嘉
to help get everyone off Asgard.
我们要怎么做？
How the hell are we supposed to do that?
I have a man on the ground.
我在地面上有人接应
阿斯嘉
Asgard.
She's here.
她来了
现在舰上有枪了
Now the ship has a gun.
I'll take it from here.
我来接手
I found this in the armory.
我在军械库找到这个
祝你好运
Good luck.
Your Majesty...
陛下
don't die.
不要死
You know what I mean.
你懂我意思
We must keep moving!
我们得继续前进
Go to the Bifrost!
前往彩虹桥
Sister.
大姊
你还活着
You're still alive.
I love what you've done with the place.
我喜欢你把这里重新装潢的样子
Redecorating, I see.
It seems our father's solution
父亲似乎一律用遮掩来解决问题
to every problem was to cover it up.
Or to cast it out.
或驱赶
He told you you were worthy.
他说你值得登基为王
He said the same thing to me.
也跟我说一样的话
You see?
看吧？
You never knew him.
你根本不了解他
Not at his best.
不懂他用心良苦
奥丁和我用血泪淹没整个文明
Odin and I drowned entire civilizations
in blood and tears.
你以为这些黄金从哪来的？
Where do you think all this gold came from?
然后，有一天
And then,
one day he decided to become a benevolent king.
他决定变成仁慈的国王
To foster peace, to protect life...
促进和平，保护生命
to have you.
生下你
我了解你为何愤怒
I understand why you're angry.
And you are my sister, and technically
你是我姊，严格说来有权登机
have a claim to the throne.
And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule.
相信我，我很希望别人来统治
但不能是你
But it can't be you. You're just...
你实在...太烂了
The worst.
Okay, get up.
好，站起来
你坐在我的王座上
You're in my seat.
You know, Father once told me...
父亲曾经告诉我
that a wise king never seeks out war.
明君绝不求战
But must always be ready for it.
但必须随时备战
Go back!
回去
Go!
快走
其实我以为你不只如此
To be honest, I expected more.
海姆达尔
Heimdall!
The sword!
剑拿来
Here's the difference between us.
跟你说我们有何差别
I'm Odin's firstborn...
我是奥丁的长女
the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard.
王统继承人，阿斯嘉的救星
你什么都不是
And you're nothing.
So simple, even a blind man could see it.
就这么简单，连瞎子都看得出来
Now you remind me of Dad.
现在你让我想起老爸
The stupid dog won't die!
那条笨狗不会死
Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this.
现在可以放心了，我来搞定
You wanted to know who I am?
你想知道我是谁？
What the hell are you talking about?
你在说什么？
You'll see!
等一下就知道了
You see? No one's going anywhere.
看吧？一个都别想走
I'll get that sword...
我会拿到那把剑
even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it.
就算杀光他们也在所不惜
老兄
Hey, man.
I'm Korg. This is Miek.
我是寇格，这是米克
We're gonna jump on that spaceshipand get out of here.
我们要登上那艘太空船离开
你要来吗？
Wanna come?
Your savior is here.
你们的救星来了
Did you miss me?
想我吗？
Everyone, on that ship now.
各位，马上登船
Welcome home. I saw you coming.
欢迎回家，我就知道你会来
Of course you did.
最好是
真是英勇，但你根本没机会
It's a valiant effort, but you never stood a chance.
You see...
其实
I'm not a queen or a monster.
我不是女王，也不是怪物
我是死亡女神
I'm the Goddess of Death.
What were you the god of, again?
你说你是什么神？
Even when you had two eyes...
就算你有两只眼睛
you'd see only half the picture.
也无法看清全局
She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't.
她太强大了，少了槌子我没办法
Are you Thor, the God of Hammers? Hmm?
你是槌神索尔吗？
That hammer was to help you control your power,
那支槌子是要帮你掌控力量
to focus it.
It was never your source of strength.
绝对不是你力量的来源
It's too late. She's already taken Asgard.
太迟了，她已经拿下阿斯嘉了
Asgard is not a place. Never was.
阿斯嘉从来都不是一个地方
This could be Asgard.
这里也可以是阿斯嘉
Asgard is where our people stand.
阿斯嘉是我们人民立足之地
Even now,
即使现在，他们也需要你的帮助
right now, those people need your help.
I'm not as strong as you.
我没有你那么坚强
No...
不
you're stronger.
你比较坚强
Tell me, brother.
告诉我，老弟
What were you the god of again?
你说你是什么神？
- You're late. - You're missing an eye.
你迟到了- 你一只眼睛不见了
This isn't over.
还没结束
I think we should disband the Revengers.
我们应该解散报仇者联盟
Hit her with a lightning blast.
用闪电攻击她
我刚用史上最强的闪电攻击她
I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast
in the history of lightning. It did nothing.
没用
We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board.
我们得牵制她到所有人登船为止
It won't end there.
没那么简单
The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows.
海拉在阿斯嘉越久，威力就越强
She'll hunt us down.
她会追杀我们
We need to stop her here and now.
我们必须现在就阻止她
So what do we do?
那要怎么做？
I'm not doing "Get Help. "
我不要玩"救命"
Asgard's not a place, it's a people.
阿斯嘉不是地方，而是一个民族
Loki...
洛基
this was never about stopping Ragnarok.
重点不在阻止诸神黄昏
This was about causing Ragnarok.
而是引发诸神黄昏
Surtur's crown, the vault.
苏尔特的王冠，金库
It's the only way.
这是唯一的办法
Bold move, brother.
这招太大胆了，哥
Even for me.
连我都觉得
Shall we?
上吧
After you.
你先请
This is madness.
太疯狂了
Go! Go, now!
走，快走
For Asgard.
为了阿斯嘉
Hela!
海拉！
With the Eternal Flame,
有了永恒之火，你已重生
you are reborn.
Hela, enough!
海拉，够了
You want Asgard, it's yours.
你要阿斯嘉，都给你
Whatever game you're playing, it won't work.
不管你在玩什么把戏都没用
You can't defeat me.
你无法击败我
No, I know.
对，我知道
但他能
But he can.
No.
不
Tremble before me, Asgard!
臣服于我吧，阿斯嘉
I am your reckoning!
我是你们的报应
The people are safe.
人民安全无恙
That's all that matters.
这才是最重要的
We're fulfilling the prophecy.
我们实现了预言
I hate this prophecy.
我讨厌这个预言
So do I, but we have no choice.
我也是，但我们别无选择
Surtur destroys Asgard...
如果苏尔特摧毁阿斯嘉
he destroys Hela, so that our people may live.
摧毁海拉，我们的人民或许能活命
But we need to let him finish the job,
但我们得让他完成，否则...
otherwise...
不
No!
Hulk, stop, you moron!
浩克，住手，白痴
Hulk, stop.
浩克，住手
Just for once in your life, don't smash.
就这一次，不要出手
Big monster!
大怪物
我们走了
Let's go!
Fine.
好啦
I am Asgard's doom!
我是阿斯嘉的末日
The damage is not too bad.
损害不算太严重
只要地基依然稳固
As long as the foundations are still strong...
we can rebuild this place.
我们可以重建这地方
它将成为庇护所
It will become a haven...
for all peoples and aliens of the universe.
容纳宇宙所有民族和外星人
现在地基也没了，抱歉
Now those foundations are gone. Sorry.
What have I done?
我做了什么？
You saved us from extinction.
你拯救我们免于灭亡
Asgard is not a place...
阿斯嘉不是一个地方
it's a people.
而是个民族
很适合你
It suits you.
也许你其实没那么坏，老弟
Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother.
Maybe not.
也许吧
Thank you.
谢谢
If you were here, I might even give you a hug.
如果你在这里，我可能拥抱你
I'm here.
我在这里
你的王座
Your throne.
那么，阿斯嘉国王
So.
King of Asgard.
Where to?
我们要往哪里去？
I'm not sure.
我不确定
有任何建议吗？
Any Suggestions?
Miek, where are you from?
米克，你从哪来的？
米克死了
Oh, Miek's dead.
我在桥上不小心踩死他
Yeah, no, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge.
I've just felt so guilty,
我觉得好内疚，整天带着他
I've been carrying him around all day.
米克，你还活着
Miek, you're alive!
He's alive, guys.
他还活着，你刚刚问什么？
What was your question again, bro?
Earth it is.
那就去地球吧
别走开后面还有！
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雷神索尔3 诸神黄昏
Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to Earth?
你真觉得回地球是个好主意？
Yes, of course.
当然，地球人爱我，我很红的
The people of Earth love me. I'm very popular.
Let me rephrase that.
我换个问法
Do you really think it's a good idea
你真觉得带我回地球是个好主意？
to bring me back to Earth?
Probably not, to be honest.
老实说，应该不是
I wouldn't worry, brother.
我倒是不担心，感觉会一切顺利
I feel like everything's gonna work out fine.
后面还有啦...
网购游戏、影片请洽...
天啊
Oh, boy.
I just gotta say, I'm proud of you all.
我必须说，我以你们为荣
This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us!
这场革命大为成功，我们办到了
Pat on the back. Pat on the back.
棒棒的，棒棒的
Come on. No?
快啊，不要？
Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it.
我也一样，因为我居功厥伟
Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow.
少了推翻对象就不是革命了
So, you're welcome.
所以，别客气
And, uh, it's a tie.
咱们双方平手