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貓和老鼠
斯派克“被”上課
Listen, fellas!
聽好了小子們
All this cat and mouse stuff, it has to stop!
像這樣貓追老鼠都應該停下來了
Look at this place. It's a mess!
看看這地方簡直一團糟
I'm embarrassed to call this my home.
說這是咱的家，都讓我覺得難堪
You should be too.
你們應該也一樣才對
One day, those people who feed you,
總有一天，喂養我們的主人
They're gonna get tired of coming home to this.
看到亂糟糟的會非常厭煩
And youse two are gonna end up kissing the pavement.
然后會把你們倆趕到大街上
And I ain't gonna shed a tear, 'cause I warned ya.
而且我才不會為你們流淚，我喜歡你們滾蛋
And get this in your pointy little head, cat,
蠢貓，好好把我的話記在腦子里
As long as I'm here, you're leaving the mouse alone.
只要我在這，你就離那老鼠遠點
Get it?
明白嗎？
From now on, things are gonna...
從現在起，一切都要煥然……哇
Oh, my!
哦天哪
Look what you've done!
看看你干的好事
Now, honey.
怎么了親愛的？
Don't honey me.
不許這么叫我
Look at my beautiful home!
看看我漂亮的家
I'm just sayin', the cat may have provoked him a little.
我說，那只貓可能有一定責任
Really?
是嘛？
See? It's that kind of aggression that leads to this mess.
看到沒，就是那粗暴的樣子導致這個結果
And proves spike can't be trusted inside.
證明斯派克從根兒上就不可信
Until he changes,
在他改正錯誤之前
he's an outdoor dog.
他給我滾蛋
Aw, he's fine.
誒，他沒什么錯
Look at him, loving on tom.
你看他多么關愛湯姆
Spike!
斯派克
That does not look like loving to me.
在我看來這可不算是關愛
Okay, okay.
好啦好啦
What if I took him to obedience school?
要不我把他帶到服從學校里去？
Maybe he learns to control himself,
也許他會學習克制自己
He could earn his way back in the house.
他可以爭取進屋的機會嘛
I think that's a great idea. Dogs need boundaries.
這主意不錯，狗都需要被關起來
You heard her, pal.
你也都聽到了
Cool it, boy. You're in trouble.
小子住手，你都有大麻煩了
Honey! Look who's back.
親愛的，看看誰回來啦
Welcome home, spike.
斯派克回來啦
You ain't gonna believe this.
你不會相信的
He's a whole new dog.
他簡直換了一個樣
Let me see, boy.
我檢查一下
Spike, sit.
斯派克，坐下
Roll over.
打個滾
Beg. Sit. Lay down. Play dead.
乞求、坐下、躺下、裝死
See?
看到沒有
What did I say?
我說什么來著
Well, he seems better.
嗯，看起來不錯
But rick, I have that important luncheon this afternoon.
不過里克，我要在下午準備豐盛的大餐
If there's just one little mishap,
只要出一丁點問題
I promise
我向你保證
Spike will be playing dead outside.
斯派克只能到外面去裝死了
You heard her pal.
你也都聽到了
She means business.
她說真的
I'm gonna get you for what they did to me in there.
我要讓你知道那學校是怎么對待我的
Give me that whistle.
把哨子給我
What are you doing?
你在干什么啊
Remember, spike,
斯派克你記得嗎
we sent you to obedience school once.
我們已經把你送進服從學校里一次了
We can do it again.
你要這樣還能再來一次
I know you're trying to get me kicked outta here,
我就知道你想方設法轟走我
But I'm telling ya, it ain't gonna work.
不過我告訴你，不會對我有用的
No matter what you do. I'm staying well-behaved.
無論你怎么做，我都會表現的好好的
Where'd you
你是
Get the...
從哪
Raccoon.
搞到這個浣熊的
The super-duper bouncy ball?
究極超級彈力球
Well, well.
嗯嗯
Maybe you have changed.
看來你真的變了
My luncheon!
我的大餐
Outside with the dog now!
現在給我滾蛋
Come on, boy. You had your chance.
來吧小子，你沒機會了
暴走的魔法家具
Hey, Einstein.
嘿，聰明鬼
Ever met these guys?
還記得我們嗎？
You will.
你馬上就會知道了
Look, hildie,
看啊，希爾迪
Thomas is wearing a dress made from one of my hats.
湯姆拿我的帽子當裙子穿
How terribly clever!
真是聰明啊
Mmm, yes. Very clever.
嗯，真是太聰明啦
Tell me, thomas, how do you have time being so clever
說說吧湯姆，你有時間做那么聰明的事情
When you have so many other things you could be doing?
怎么不把這時間用在別處呢？
Like keeping things tidy.
比如整理好東西
Here you go, love, your wand. It was on the floor.
你最愛的魔棒掉地上啦
Why, beatie, is that your cape?
貝蒂，那是你的披風嗎？
Yes, hildie, it is.
哦，那就是我的呢
I don't remember leaving it there.
我不記得它在地上啊
Did you know, thomas,
你知道嗎湯姆
Cats who touch beatie and hildie's things
任何碰了希爾迪和貝蒂魔法道具的貓
Are turned into glorious, happy little flies
都會變成光榮又開心的小蒼蠅
And kept in jars.
然后關在罐子里
Do they look happy to you?
你覺得它們很開心么？
So, thomas, Are we ever going to touch beatie and hildie's things again?
好了湯姆，還能碰希爾迪和貝蒂的魔法道具了嗎？
Very well.
很好
So, do be a deary dear and clean this mess up.
做一只乖貓咪，把這清理干凈
And do it quietly, we need our beauty rest.
最好安靜點，我們要睡美容覺
Break the wand, the spell will be over.
扯斷魔棒，解除魔法
Oopsie. Thought that would have worked.
啊哦，我覺得應該會有用的啊
Good night, mouse.
晚安老鼠
Hands of times spell.
時控魔法
Look it up. That's what you need, okay?
打開那本書，你們需要它
Thomas.
湯姆
What in dark shadows is going on down there?
你們到底在搞什么？
Hands of time...Hands of time...
時控法，時控法
"turn back the hands of time to restore
時間啊，停止前進，恢復過去
"all these things as they were before."
萬物回歸原位
You couldn't just walk out the door.
你不該就那么走的
No, no, no, no, no. You had to help.
不不不，你必須幫他們
I'm just dying to know what's going ondown here, thomas.
湯姆，我很想知道下面發生了什么？
Do tell.
快說
Careful, thomas, There's always more room in the jar.
小心湯姆，我們有的是罐罐裝蒼蠅
Is it everything you hoped?
這就是你想要的結果？
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