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翻譯: 也也貝 Ruby 天青月白
校對: 屯栗子
時間軸: 大蔥
后期: 斯人 總監： 屯栗子
《辛普森一家》第9季 第15集
春田鎮百貨
棒棒新鞋店
快看 這是給你們 Look, this is a perfect chance
買去教堂穿的鞋的好機會 to get you kids some nice church shoes.
媽 Mom!
我們要去教堂穿的鞋干嘛 What do we need church shoes for?
耶穌穿得是涼鞋 Jesus wore sandals.
如果他有個趁腳的鞋襯 Well, maybe if he had better arch support
可能就不會被他們逮到了 they wouldn't have caught him.
侯默你快看 你最愛和那只鳥斗嘴了 Look, Homer, there's that bird you like to argue with.
店內寵物一律獨特且便宜
瞧瞧 Well, well, well.
這不是大明白教授么 If it isn't professor know-it-all.
我先過去了 馬姬 Excuse me, Marge.
幫他們挑呆板百搭質量好的皮鞋 They need a good, stiff, all-purpose dress shoe.
可以穿去教堂 Something for church,
也適合看醫生 but also for doctors' appointments--
看牙醫 dental check-ups
參加鋼琴演奏 為社會作貢獻 piano recitals, building dedications
看望老人 visiting elderly relatives
還有理發和買鞋 haircuts and shoe shopping.
我們有棕色的鞋 Well, we have a brown shoe.
孩子們聽見了嗎 Did you hear that, kids?
棕色耶 Brown!
哎呀糟糕 Oh, rats!
點兒真背 Talk about bad luck.
我今天忘穿襪子了 I forgot to wear socks today.
看來不能試鞋咯 Guess I can't try those on.
不是事兒 No problem.
你可以用店里的試穿襪 You can wear the store sock.
你能自己系鞋帶嗎 孩子 Would you mind lacing them up, kid?
我背不太好 I have a bad back.
如果你不喜歡系鞋帶 If you didn't want to tie shoes
你就不應該賣鞋 you shouldn't have become a shoe salesman.
你這就不對了 兄弟 That's where you're wrong, pal.
光想伸手要餅干怎么行 It's not enough to want a cracker.
你要自己爭取 You have to earn it.
媽 鞋子大了至少兩個號 Mom, these are at least two sizes too big.
完美 長大了就合腳了 Perfect. You'll grow into them.
啥時候 When?
你倆早就過了長身體的時候了 Oh, you're both way overdue for a spurt.
用笑容關愛世界
女士打擾一下 你喜歡笑嗎 Excuse me, ma'am, do you like to laugh?
喜歡啊 Oh, yes.
只要是有品味的 As long as it's tasteful...
而且不是嘲笑 還有... And never at someone, or with... And not...
先生打擾一下 你喜歡笑嗎 Excuse me, sir, do you like to laugh?
怎么了 喜歡啊 Why, yes. Yes, I do.
那你一定會喜歡我們的喜劇節 Well, then you'll love our comedy festival.
我們在做善事 It's for a good cause.
修建海盜療養院嗎 A rest home for pirates?
不 爸爸 是為了對抗水土流失 No, dad. It's to fight soil erosion.
這才是我想加入的組織 Now that's a fight I want to be a part of.
明星嘉賓名單 杰·雷諾 詹尼安·吉勞法羅 布魯斯·鮑姆 博卡·格德斯維特 史蒂夫·賴特
完全給搞砸了 Hey, somebody screwed up bad.
你們找了這么多大牌來撐場 You've got all these big comics lined up for your show
卻沒有阿殼的名字 But there's no Krusty.
誰 Who?
小丑阿殼 Krusty the Clown.
世界上最搞笑的人 Funniest man alive?
餡餅小王子 汽水小達人 Prince of pies? The sultan of seltzer?
先生打擾一下 你喜歡笑嗎 Excuse me, sir, do you like to laugh?
如果戳中笑點就停不下來 Well, only if something tickles me just right.
春田鎮圓形露天劇場 喜劇節之夜
打擾了 我在找一位叫 Excuse me, I'm looking for someone named...
杰·雷諾的人 Jay Leno.
誰能給這個小子一臺電視 Somebody want to get this kid a tv?
天呢 謝謝你先生 Gee, thanks, mister.
逗你玩的 Just joking.
我就是杰·雷諾 I'm Jay Leno.
找我有什么事嗎 So what can I do for you?
如果你要做這場秀 Well, if you're running the show,
怎么能不叫上小丑阿殼 how could you leave out Krusty the Clown?
小丑阿殼啊 Krusty the Clown.
讓我想起過去了 That takes me back.
他不是在一場火災中喪生了嗎 Didn't he die in a grease fire?
沒有 他還活著 No, he's alive
而且他超搞笑 你可能會笑背過去 And he is so funny, you could plotz--
反正他的宣傳單上是這么說的 At least according to his press release.
如果他有你說的一半活躍 Well, if he's half as alive
那就要他了 as you say he is, he's in.
小丑阿殼
慈善 我有什么好處 Charity? What's my cut?
沒有 Nothing?
我做個蒸汽浴都比那賺得多 I make more than that taking a shvitz.
生日快樂 Hey, hey, happy birthday.
該把他們趕走了 Now get them out of here.
他似乎不太情愿 He seems reluctant.
跟他說這可以算作社區服務 Tell him it will count towards his community service.
好吧 我干 All right, I'll do it.
天哪 偷一條哈加爾長褲 Boy, swipe one pair of Haggar slacks
這輩子就得一直為此買單 and you're paying for it the rest of your life.
春田鎮圓形露天劇場 喜劇節之夜
我終于找到詞典來查了 I finally got around to reading the dictionary.
結果是斑馬干的 Turns out the zebra did it.
我沒懂 I don't get it.
爸爸 不是斑馬干的 Dad, the zebra didn't do it.
只不過那是詞典里的最后一個詞 It's just a word at the end of the dictionary.
我還是沒懂 I still don't get it.
只是個笑話 It's just a joke.
我懂了 Oh, I get it.
我聽得懂笑話 I get jokes.
瞧啊 是小丑阿殼 Hey, hey, it's Krusty the Clown.
瞧啊 是你 Hey, hey, it's... you.
對吧 還有這位 Right? Yeah. And this guy,
講了很多精彩的笑話 with all the jokes he does.
是你讓我進喜劇這行 You're the reason I went into comedy.
要不是因為你 我就該是醫生了 If it weren't for you, I'd be a doctor.
是啊是啊 謝謝 Yeah, yeah, right. Thanks.
我今天來例假了 I got my period today.
天啊 Oh, good lord.
而且我還有了個新男友 Plus I got this new boyfriend.
當你吻一個有舌釘的家伙 And you know how it is when you're kissing a guy
你懂那是什么感覺 with a tongue stud.
好笑 太好笑了 Yes! Oh, god, yes!
下面有請我們的特別嘉賓 It's time for something special--
斯賓塞·屈塞[著名演員]稱他為 The man Spencer Tracy called
1959年最佳新人 the most promising newcomer of 1959--
掌聲有請 please put your hands together for
小丑阿殼 Krusty the Clown!
阿殼 Krusty!
你們好 Hey, hey!
說說電視便餐吧 So... how about those TV dinners?
我有天嘗試吃了 I tried one the other day.
突然打閃電 Lightning strikes.
桃子派就流出來了 The peach cobbler goes out.
派 Cobbler...
電視便餐還有個特點 The other thing about TV dinners
你沒有剩菜 只有重播菜 you don't have leftovers, you have reruns.
電視便餐的笑話 TV dinner jokes?
厲害哦 斯旺森[電視便餐品牌] Ooh, take that, Swanson's.
不喜歡這個笑話嗎 Didn't like that one?
好吧 Well...
我很抱欠 Me so solly!
怎樣 Ah, so.
他接下來要干嘛 What's he going to do next--
抖動胸襟嗎 the flapping dickey?
他們要對我失去興趣了 Uh-oh, I'm losing them.
該放絕招了 Time for the "A" material.
怎樣 怎樣 Ah so. Ah so.
我喜歡吵飯 Me-a lika da flied lice...
我的胸襟抖動很玖 Me flappa dickey rong time...
阿殼 演出很棒 Hey, Krusty, great set.
你說笑嗎 Are you kidding?
我演砸了 I stunk up the joint.
沒有 我在后面跟麗莎聊過了 No, no. I was talking to Lisa back there.
我們都覺得你超贊 We both agreed; you killed.
真的嗎 Really?
麗莎也這么認為 Lisa, huh?
當然 大家都笑死了 Oh, sure, there were a lot of laughs.
你可能沒聽到 You probably couldn't hear them.
音響太差了 The acoustics were so bad.
是啊 是音響不行 Yeah, the acoustics, that's what it was.
我很抱欠 I mean... me so solly!
對 我很棒 Yeah, I was great.
你們瞧見小丑阿砸了嗎 Did you get a load of Corpsy the Clown?
他讓我們整個的專業性都掉檔次了 That guy cheapens our whole profession.
你怎么看 網絡笑星 What do you think of him, internet comic?
各位 小聲點 Guys, keep it down.
還有五分鐘 阿殼 Five minutes, Krusty.
我才不回去呢 Oh, I ain't going back out there.
不 是給你五分鐘清東西走人 No. Five minutes to get your stuff and get out.
紅椒園
那只臭猴子哪去了 Where is that stinking monkey?
真是時候 About time.
快給我看評論 Give me those reviews!
昨晚的喜劇義演掀起陣陣哄堂大笑 "Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs
無一例外 without exception."
然而來自春田的綠頭發紅鼻子尿點王 "The only exception was the embarrassingly dated humor
他那尷尬又過時的幽默令人大跌眼鏡 Of springfield's green-haired, red-nosed hack..."
小丑阿殼 "Krusty the Clown"!
都說只要有宣傳就是好事 They say any publicity is good publicity.
您個白癡 You, sir, are an idiot.
你就會這樣 That's your answer to everything.
瞧瞧我 Look at my life.
我在跟一只猴子和一個 I'm talking to a monkey and a...
不知道什么玩意說話 I don't know what the hell you are.
你清醒的時候真刻薄 You can be so cruel when you're sober.
那我改 Well, I'll fix that.
就讓我不醉不歸 I'm going on the bender to end all benders.
貧民酒屋
醉吧
爆肝酒吧
他說什么 麗莎 他說什么 What did he say, Lisa? What did he say?
他說不用為他們的禁忌之戀感到羞恥 He said there's no shame in their forbidden love.
迭戈不會喜歡的 Oh... Diego's not going to like that.
勞烏 Oh, Raul!
帶我去舞球底下 "Take me here, under the disco ball."
讓個沙發 Beep! Beep! Clear the couch!
阿殼時間 It's Krusty time.
現在 阿殼來了 And now, here's Krusty.
我是小丑肯特·布羅克曼 I'm Kent Brockman the clown
今天小丑阿殼沒來 我代班 filling in for Krusty the clown who didn't come in today.
他要么死了要么度假去了 He is presumed dead or on vacation.
今日笑料 Today's top joke:
一個當地白癡把鐘從窗戶扔出去了 It seems a local moron threw his clock out the window.
我們馬上會為你解釋 We'll tell you why right after this.
真差 Oh, this sucks.
我出去了 I am out of here.
小丑 A clown.
你覺得他是壞人嗎 Do you think he's evil?
他聞起來像壞人 He smells evil.
我們要告訴爸爸嗎 Should we tell daddy?
不 我們再戳戳他吧 No. Let's poke him a little while longer.
別碰他 小鬼頭們 Hey, get away from him, you little freaks!
抱歉 ?Sorry.??
說話都痛了 It hurts to talk.
我們得弄些眨眼示意的暗號 We'll have to work out a system of blinks.
不是說你 蠢家伙 Not you, you imbecile.
你喝了什么 汽油嗎 What were you drinking, gasoline?
是的 我喝了汽油 老媽子 Yes, I was drinking gasoline, mother.
阿殼 Krusty?
等等 小鬼 Hang on, kid.
我腦袋上有個釘子 I got a tack in my head.
那是你的海報 That's one of your posters.
我買了所有的阿殼周邊 I got all the Krusty stuff.
我都用我的臉印了些什么鬼東西 Man, look at all the crap with my face on it.
阿殼專屬棉簽 "Krusty's personal swabs"?
我是怎么想的 What was I thinking?
這么多年 我本該多花些工夫在表演上 All these years, I should have been working on my act
然而我卻一心想著賺錢 but I was too busy selling out.
現在我只是個又老又不中用的尿點王 Now I'm just a tired old hack.
辣死了 Ah, that burns!
這上面蘸了什么玩意兒 What the hell's on those things?
來 快用阿殼洗眼液 Here, quick! Use my Krusty eyewash!
不 休想 No! Not on your life!
謝謝你過來 杰 Thanks for coming, Jay.
阿殼很需要幫助 Krusty really needs help.
毫無疑問 Oh, no question--
我得給我的表演注入些新東西 I got to freshen up my act.
杰 你是專業的喜劇演員對吧 對吧 Jay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right?
回答我 Answer me!
對的 你別動來動去的 Yes! Now stop squirming.
我在試著把你頭發這些結弄開 I'm trying to get these tangles out.
這簡直就不可能 They are just impossible.
的確不可能啊 Well, they are.
你就沒什么建議能給阿殼的嗎 Anyway, don't you have some advice for krusty?
最近人們喜歡觀察 Well, these days people like observational humor
日常生活中的幽默 about things they deal with in everyday life.
你意思是比方說你懶散的管家 Oh, yeah, you mean like when your lazy butler washes
洗你的吊襪帶 your sock garters,
洗好了上面還是有臟東西嗎 and they're still covered with shmutz?
類似這樣 Well... kind of,
但要更普通一點 but more universal
也許再少一點學口音的梗 and maybe lose the "Me so solly" bit.
嘿 我們不要篡改經典 Hey! Let's not tamper with a classic.
閉嘴 小孩 Shut up, kid.
來吧雷諾 篡改 指導 傳授 Come on, Leno-- tamper, teach, impart.
老爸 Dad!
噢 對不起兒子 Whoops! Sorry, son.
我不知道杰·雷諾 I didn't know you, Jay Leno
和一只猴子在幫一個小丑洗澡 and a monkey were bathing a clown.
他們就在這么做 Well, they are.
要么做個絲瓜絡要么出去 So make with the loofah or get out.
巴仔的喜劇集合
當然 還有媽媽的模仿 Then, of course, there's mom
聽起來是像這樣的 Who sounds something like this.
吃你的蔬菜 Eat your vegetables.
拿一件運動衫 Take a sweater.
我不認為這是個好主意 I don't think that's a good idea.
這個很像 馬姬 Take that, Marge.
謝謝 謝謝 Thank you, thank you.
現在 全新的喜劇風格作品 And now, the all-new comedy stylings of...
小丑阿殼 Krusty the clown!
阿殼 Krusty!
我的水去哪兒了 在這兒 Where's my water? Oh, here it is.
好的 All right.
大家好 我是個真實存在的人 Hello. I'm a real person.
作為一個真實存在的人 我做了 And as a real person, I've made
一些關于真實生活中幽默的觀察 some humorous observations about real life.
比如說 你們有注意過 For example, have you ever noticed
為什么有兩本電話簿 how there are two phone books--
一本白的一本黃的 a white one and a yellow one?
我的意思是這么做有什么原因 I mean, what's the deal with that?
一個是生活上用的 另一個是工作用的 One's residential, the other is business.
好吧 有道理 Well, that makes sense.
他們接下來會想到什么 藍頁嗎 What'll they think of next, blue pages?
他們已經有了 They have those.
那是政府電話一覽表 They're government listings.
我懂了 I see.
那兩美分的郵票呢 What about two-cent stamps?
披薩餅最近都很燙 Pizza pie is very hot these days.
打不開泡菜罐子 星期天沒有郵件 Can't open pickle jars, no mail on Sunday.
紙巾總是用完 Out of paper towels.
紙板箱又是怎么回事呢 What's the deal with cardboard?
好吧 我們繼續筆記本二的內容吧 All right, let's just move on to notebook two.
我真的要開始準備晚飯了 I've really got to get dinner started.
-我也是 -我也要走了 - Me, too. - I also have to go.
阿殼 這里的音響效果 Krusty, the acoustics in here...
我很感激你為我做的努力 孩子 I appreciate the effort, kid.
但現在只有一件事我能做的了 But there's only one thing left for me to do.
謝謝你們的到來 Thank you for coming.
*聰明的小伙子早早離去* *Smart lads, who slip betimes away*
*榮耀不為誰停留* *From fields where glory will not stay*
*后繼英才輩出* *Runners whom the race outran*
*還活著時名字就已被遺忘* *And the name died before the man*
阿殼 這話有什么意思嗎 Krusty, does this have a point?
有 Yes.
我要退出演藝事業了 I'm quitting show business.
我正想用啟示的教育方式 I was just trying to go out
來宣布我的離場 你個魂淡 with a little class, you jackass!
但是阿殼 為什么是現在 But Krusty, why now?
為什么不是20年前 Why not 20 years ago?
因為喜劇不再好笑了 'cause comedy ain't funny anymore.
比起經得起時間考驗的笑話 Instead of time-tested jokes
關于女司機和醫藥費單子 about women drivers and doctor bills.
現在都是一群蠢貨從笨賊三人組海報上 You got some big-chinned schlub reading typos
讀錯別字搞笑了 from the Palookaville post.
這是給你們的頭版標題 Well, here's a headline for you:
沒人在乎 "Nobody cares."
我幫你洗了頭 Hey! I washed your hair.
現在的喜劇表演都是 These comics today:
"看我" "Ooh, look at me."
"我弄不來我的錄像機" "I can't set my VCR."
"我打不開飛機上的袋裝花生" "I can't open a bag of airline peanuts."
"我是個大傻逼" "I'm a freakin' moron!"
阿殼瘋了 Krusty's gone nuts.
而那些女性喜劇談的東西 Then you got these lady comics,
能讓瑞德·福克斯都臉紅尷尬 talking about stuff that would embarrass Redd Foxx--
上帝讓他淫蕩的靈魂安息吧 God rest his smutty soul--
和誰滾了床單 什么時候上的廁所 Who they slept with, what time they sit on the can.
這些能幫你找到老公嗎 This is supposed to get you a husband?!
你們到底在笑什么 What the hell are you laughing at?
我說的是事實 I'm just telling the truth.
這很搞笑 And it's funny!
是嗎 It is?
既然這樣 我隆重宣布 In that case, I am proud to announce,
我榮耀回歸喜劇圈 my triumphant return to comedy.
老謀子酒吧劇場
最低消費四杯酒
Four-drink minimum?
我會幫你喝掉的 親愛的 I'll cover you, honey.
你們好 朋友們 Hi. How you folks doing?
我是老謀子 I'm Moe.
或者 女士們喜歡叫我 Or, as the ladies like to call me,
"猥瑣男" "Hey you, behind the bushes."
這玩意兒開了嗎 Is this thing on?
沒有 對不起 老謀子 No! Sorry, Moe!
現在 不說廢話了 And now, without further Apu,
我被點到名了 真不錯 I have been zinged, and I love it.
最后一位憤怒小丑 The last angry clown,
每個毛孔都在噴涌真理的人 the man who spews truth from every orifice,
女士們先生們 ladies and gentlemen...
阿殼 Krusty.
沒錯 沒錯 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
我今天在看電視 So, I'm watching TV today.
電視 好棒 TV! Yeah!
看到的都是 All I keep seeing
死掉的明星在叫賣東西 is dead celebrities hawking products.
讓可憐的文森特·普萊斯在一個馬桶蛋糕上飄 They got poor Vincent Price floating around on a toilet cake.
告訴我沒有潔廁靈有多可怕 Telling me about the horrors of an unfresh bowl.
我要告訴大家另一件事 And I tell you something else.
我不相信 I do not believe,
丘吉爾會在Der Wienerschnitzel吃東西 Winston churchill would eat at Der Wienerschnitzel.
專營熱狗的美國快餐連鎖
那些美國廣告業的搶匪們費盡心思 There's nothing those Madison Avenue grave robbers
就是想讓我們去買他們的垃圾 won't do to get us to buy their crap.
抗議丘吉爾 Impeach Churchill!
這里有一美金 Well, here's one dollar.
那些騙子別想碰 Those crooks aren't going to get their hands on.
這是不是違法 Isn't that illegal?
我不管違不違法 我在這里表明我的立場 I don't care if it is illegal, I'm making a stand here.
有誰支持我 Who's with me?
我 為了賺這些錢我整天累死累活 I am. I worked like a dog for this.
你這樣燒不對 西摩 You're burning it all wrong, Seymour.
這是我的零花錢 媽媽 It's my allowance, mother.
我想怎么燒就怎么燒 And I'll burn it the way I want.
拿著 你們這群貪婪的有錢人 Take that, you greedy fat cats.
馬姬 把你的錢包給我 Marge, give me your purse.
這里有四十二美金 我只有這些了 Here's $42, it's everything I have.
回家埋在院子里 Run home and bury it in the yard.
我愛你 媽媽 I love you, mom.
他怎么說他們就怎么做 They're hanging on his every word.
你和我想的一樣嗎 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
我希望如此 I hope so.
我想在波士頓我已經說得夠明白了 I thought I made myself clear in Boston.
從現在起 我要 From now on, I'm going to be
跟阿殼一樣 坦誠講真話 just like Krusty and tell it like it is.
馬姬 你大腿上肥肉有點多 Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs.
老爸 Dad!
你也是 巴仔 You, too, Bart.
閉嘴 侯默 Knock it off, homer.
你才是這里最胖的那個 You're the fattest one in the car.
你不用說得這么直白吧 馬姬 You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge.
我以你為榮 阿殼 I'm proud of you, Krusty.
當然 我賺了不少錢 Sure, I've got material success,
有我自己的節目 一堆車 My own show, acres of cars,
超棒的微波爐 A nice microwave oven.
但你處在危險邊緣了 But you're out there on the edge.
你做這些純粹為了自己爽 You're doing it for the sheer thrill.
如果我不怕小丑的話 And if I wasn't so afraid of clowns
我就要給你個大大的擁抱 I'd give you a big hug.
打擾下 阿殼 Excuse me, Krusty.
這一周我們都在老謀子酒館里觀察你 We've been watching you at Moe's all week.
你的公信力簡直了 And your credibility is just... wow.
說重點 阿瑪尼 Get to the point, Armani.
我們覺得你是我們公司新出品的 Well, we think you'd be the perfect spokesman
運動型多功能汽車音樂爵士的完美代言人 for our company's new sports utility vehicle, the Canyonero.
我想你們這些華爾街的敗類還不知道 I guess you Wall Street weasels didn't get the word.
阿殼是非賣品 Krusty's not for sale.
但是你支持所有的事情 But you endorse everything.
實際上 這個背書合同 In fact, this endorsement contract
阿殼的法律文件模板
就來自于你推薦的法律模板 comes from your line of legal forms.
這個表格很贊 It's a quality form
但是我已經不做這事很久了 but those days are behind me.
我已經不再當托兒了 I don't shill for nobody no more.
你確定嗎 Are you sure?
因為我們準備免費送給你 Because we're prepared to offer you a free
一輛全新的音樂爵士 fully loaded Canyonero.
好吧 Well...
不 帶上你那該死的的車 No! Take your corporate blood wagon
離開這里 and get the hell out.
你確定嗎 這是免費的 Are you sure? It's free.
別說了 Stop saying that!
我帶了一袋子錢 I brought a bag of money
以防他又想讓我們燒錢 in case he wants us to burn it again.
我希望他讓我們把褲子都燒了 I hope he tells us to burn our pants.
我快要被這些褲子逼瘋了 These things are driving me nuts.
今天下午 So this afternoon
兩個西裝革履的人來找我讓我 two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse
為他們的新運動型多功能車代言 some new sports utility vehicle.
你怎么做的 What'd you do?
難道你不討厭褲子嗎 Don't you hate pants?
我把他們兩個怪胎趕出去了 I threw those two creeps out on their ass.
然后他們一路跟我回家 求我試駕一次 Then, they followed me home, begging me to take a test drive
老實告訴你們 And let me tell you--
那車里的空間太寬敞了 Talk about roomy!
音樂爵士車有歐洲跑車的流暢曲線 The Canyonero combines the smooth handling
同時還具備越野車 of a european sports car with the rugged drivability
在崎嶇山路上平穩行駛的靈活性能 of a Sturdy 4 x 4.
什么 What?
阿殼 你在說什么 krusty, what are you talking about?
我還以為你說那些人是怪胎 I thought you said those guys were creeps.
沒錯 那是在我認識他們之前 Yeah, but that was before I got to know them.
告訴你們 And I'm telling you
汽車中的凱迪拉克 the Canyonero is the Cadillac of automobiles.
就是音樂爵士車 That's Canyonero.
等等 你們去哪里 Wait! Where you going?
我還準備了一堆吐槽呢 I still got plenty of beefs.
關于零脂肪酸奶 Fat-free yogurt.
關于網絡色情治療的 Th-the quality of computer porn.
我就知道應該讓我先上臺 I knew I should have gone on first.
貴賓入口
我不明白 阿殼 I don't get it, Krusty.
你說你永遠不會再做托兒了 You said you would never be a shill again.
今晚我充分的理解了自己 孩子 I learned something about myself tonight, kid.
我與生俱來的天賦不是喜劇 It ain't comedy that's in my blood.
而是銷售 It's selling out.
來吧 我送你回家 Come on, I'll give you a ride home.
這車確實很寬敞 This is roomy.
*什么車是四輪的卡車* *Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive*
*座椅寬敞 聞起來像牛排一樣迷人* *Smells like a steak, and seats 35*
*音樂爵士* *Canyonero*
*如果車速變慢 僅需用釘錘敲打* *Well it goes real slow with the hammer down*
*這是輛小代言丑的鄉村卡車* *It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown*
*音樂爵士* *Canyonero*
聯邦高速公路委員會 The federal highway commission
已經裁決音樂爵士車 has ruled the Canyonero unsafe
無論在高速公路或者城市駕駛都不安全 for highway or city driving.
*音樂爵士* * Canyonero *