字幕校對+特效: 月亮花@MySiLU思路高清
該起床了 It's time.
小乖乖 Hey there...
你起來幹嘛？ Hey. What are you doing up?
是爸爸嗎？ Is that Daddy?
嗨，女牛仔 Hey there, cowgirl.
她今天很調皮 She's a little feisty today.
小寶寶應該多睡覺 Babies should be sleeping.
我肚子太餓了 "I'm too hungry for my own good." Yes.
我要去準備了 I gotta get ready.
今天可不能丟東忘西 Wrong day to be forgetting stuff.
大家都說你很幸運，別搞砸 You know how lucky you are. Don't screw this up.
好啦 All right! Jesus.
她睡了嗎？ She go back to sleep?
睡了，她吃撐了 Yes. Ate like a pig.
我知道我很幸運 I know I'm lucky.
今天通過考驗，前途就無量 I ace this job, the department's wide open.
搞不好哪天能當分局長 Get my own division someday.
他們都住豪宅 You should see their houses.
哈羅 Hello?
對 Well, yes.
放心，我會的 Don't worry, I will.
對，他在 He's right here. It's Alonzo.
霍特？ 是，長官 -Hello. -Hoyt? -Yes, sir.
你要去局裏報到嗎？ Going to roll call?
我正要出門 I'm leaving now.
霍特 是，長官 -Hoyt? -Yes, sir?
巡警才去報到，我們不必去 Fairies go to roll call. We don't.
那很好 Good to know.
十點鐘到七街口咖啡店碰面 There's a coffee shop on 7th. Be there at 10.
穿便衣、跑鞋 Be in comfortable shoes.
多帶一把槍，你有嗎？ Got a backup gun?
沒有，我只有貝瑞塔警槍 Only the standard issue Beretta.
連手銬一起帶著 Bring it. Cuffs too.
也許進辦公室，但先去抓毒犯 這是頂尖的緝毒小組 Maybe we'll do some business. We're aggressive.
所以我才自願加入 I know. That's why I signed up.
我只想謝謝你… I want to thank you for this--
怎麼了？ What's wrong?
這好像第一天參加足球集訓 Feels like football tryouts.
真希望今天就知道有沒有通過 I wish it was tomorrow so I'd know if I made the squad.
今天是好日子 Listen, it's not tomorrow, it's today.
你一定會通過考驗 I know it's gonna work out.
真的嗎？ You do?
早安，長官 Good morning, sir.
不，謝了 No, thank you, ma'am.
辦正事前先吃早飯，我請客 Get some chow in you. My dollar.
謝謝你，我吃過了 Thank you, sir, but I ate.
好吧，隨你便 Fine. Don't.
這兒挺好的 It's nice here.
我想好好看報 May I read?
對不起，長官 I'm sorry, sir. I--
謝謝 Thank you.
我點東西吃好了 I'll get something to eat.
不行，你錯過機會了 Hell, no you won't. You fucked up.
我想看報紙，請你閉嘴 I'm trying to read. Please shut up.
不必坐在像烤箱的警車真好 I'll like not being in a hot black and white all summer.
跟我說一個故事 Tell me a story, Hoyt.
我的故事？ Like my story?
不是，是說一個故事 Not your story, a story.
你不肯乖乖閉嘴讓我看報 Since you can't shut up so I can read,
就說故事給我聽 tell me a story.
我不會說故事 I don't know any.
你不會說故事？ You don't?
不會 好吧，那我說給你聽 -No. -I'll tell you one.
這是份報紙 This is a newspaper, right?
九成都是廢話，但很有娛樂性 It's 90 percent bullshit. But it's entertaining. So I read it.
我看報就是要娛樂一下 It entertains me.
你一直煩我，那就換你娛樂我 You won't let me read it, so you entertain me.
說故事給我聽，快點 Tell me a story now. Go.
有一次我攔下酒醉駕駛 酒醉駕駛嗎？ -There was a DUI stop. -A DUI stop?
我最好趕快掏出槍來 Let me load up!
醉漢好危險哦 -A DUI? Oh, shit! -Well, I--
很精采，我們在巡邏 Listen, we were on midwatch--
你們？ We who?
我和黛比 黛比是誰？ -Oh, me and Debbie. -Who's Debbie?
黛比麥斯薇，我的訓練官 Debbie Maxwell, my training officer.
女訓練官？ A female training officer?
是的 Yes, sir.
好極了，太好了 Okay. All right.
她是黑人或白人？ Was she black, white?
白人 She was white.
她有沒有搞頭？ Lick-her license?
什麼？ A what?
她是不是女同性戀？ A lick-her license. Was she a dyke, a lesbian?
她行不行？ Is she any good?
她挺厲害的 She's pretty good.
黛比很棒，進行巡邏，說吧 -Okay, Debbie, midwatch. Go. -Right.
那晚很平靜 -It was a quiet night-- -Boom!
你要隨時接受震撼教育 -What the fuck? -You never know, that's the point. Go.
我們正在巡邏，我開車 It was quiet and we're rolling...
一輛本田房車從巷子衝出來 ...I'm driving. This Acura, just a beautiful car...
超速衝越了中隔線 ...comes out a side street, all over the median.
於是我亮警燈、鳴警笛 I hit the wailer.
他繼續開了十個街口才停車 He drives for 10 blocks before he pulls over.
我測量了酒精濃度就逮捕他 Plates run clean, so I test and arrest.
我把他押上警車，黛比去搜車 I'm belting in our unit, and she's tossing his car.
找到一把手槍和兩把散彈鎗 裝了子彈上了膛 She shows me a .38 and two loaded shotguns.
真的還假的？ 我不蓋你 -No shit? -No shit! So...
她呼叫總部，我繼續搜索 ...she calls and I'm searching.
結果找到五百公克的安非他命 I find 500 grams of meth.
這傢伙是保釋出獄的煙毒犯 Turns out he's on bail for distribution...
他正要去把他的前合夥人幹掉 ...on his way to smoke his ex-partner before trial.
我們阻止一起謀殺案 Prevented a murder.
你逮到他，真了不起 You got him. It's amazing.
是真的 It is. That you're out there...
你跟霹靂嬌娃一起巡邏一年 ...with a fine bitch for a year and the best story you can tell me...
最得意的故事竟然是攔下醉漢 ...is a drunk stop.
我不相信你 But I don't believe you.
你一定有跟她上床 You tapped that ass, didn't you?
老實說，你一定搞過她 Tell the truth. You know you tapped that ass.
你們在後座就做了起來 In the back, bam! Code X.
我有老婆 I got a wife.
你也有老二 You got a dick.
不是嗎？ You do have one, don't you?
是的 Yes.
你的老二在褲檔，左右有口袋 Your dick lines up straight. Right and left of it are pockets.
口袋裏有錢，把錢掏出來 你買單 In those pockets are money. Look in either one. Pay the bill.
幫我把傳單拿走 Grab that menu off that window for me.
上車，車門沒鎖 Get in, it's unlocked.
丟進置物櫃 Throw that in the glove box.
這輛車不是警方用車 This is not from the motor pool.
不是，不過很拉風，對吧？ No. Sexy, though, huh?
辦公室在分局嗎？ Where's the office, at division?
這就是辦公室 You're in the office.
起來了 Going up.
今天是訓練日，霍特警官 Today is a training day.
我要帶你到街頭辦案 Give you a taste of the business.
我有38起案子等著開庭 I got 38 cases pending trial...
有63起正在辦 ...63 active investigations,
有250起破不了案 250 I can't clear.
我有五個手下，性格南轅北轍 I supervise five officers. Five personalities.
你表現得好就是第六個 Five sets of problems. You could be six.
但我不會特別照顧你 I ain't holding no hands.
你只有今天能證明你的能耐 You got today to show me what you're made of.
不想緝毒就滾下車 You don't like Narcotics, get the fuck out of my car...
就回辦公室處理文件 ...get a job
追討廠商支票，你懂嗎？ chasing bad checks. You hear me?
我懂 很好 -I hear you. -Okay.
你為什麼想參加緝毒組？ Why do you want to be a narc?
我想剷除毒梟，為社會服務 To serve my community by ridding it of dangerous drugs.
你真正的理由是什麼？ Right, but why a narc?
我想升警探 I want to make detective.
這就對了，跟著我就沒問題 Stick with me, you can do it.
忘了警校學的那一套 Unlearn that academy shit.
乖乖守規矩在街頭肯定送命 Don't bring that here. It'll get you killed.
你要我做什麼我都做 I'll do anything you want me to do.
好兄弟 My nigger.
先把車窗搖下來 Roll your window down. Start there.
熟悉街頭的聲音、味道和感覺 -Got to hear it, smell it, taste it. -Right.
你會說西班牙話嗎？ How's your Espano.
一定要學，學了能保命 Learn that shit. That will get you killed.
那些流氓會在背後暗算你 They plot all kinds of shit behind your back.
你打算教我抓了嫌犯… You gonna teach me that old-school Rodney King shit?
就狠狠打一頓那一套嗎？ We don't roll like that no more.
那一套不管用了 Now we use this.
一定要動腦筋，他們太強悍了 These niggers are too strong.
你認為我瘋了，是嗎？ Think I'm crazy?
我根本搞不清狀況 I don't know what to think.
是嗎？ 是 -Yeah? -Yeah.
很好 Good.
那就好 Good.
你結婚多久？ Been married long?
一年了 -About a year. -Yeah?
有小孩嗎？ You got a kid?
小女兒，九個月大 A girl, 9 months.
我有四個 I got four.
都是兒子 Boys.
想生兒子就讓我幫你老婆 You need a son, I'll hook your lady up.
保證生兒子 Can't miss.
請不要談我家人 Can we not talk about my family, all right?
我尊重你 I respect that.
我也結婚了，也有美嬌娘 I'm married, I got my queen too.
新婚夫妻總是如膠如漆 你們做愛一定面對面 I remember having a young bride. You probably fuck her face-to-face, don't you?
別提起我老婆 Let's not talk about her.
這就是重點，你很愛你的家人 That's my point. You're so in love, it's coming right out.
辦案時你有顧慮就回不了家 The day you bring that here is the day...
你要隱藏這份感情 ...you don't make it back. Hide it deep inside of you.
否則這些人渣就會用來威脅你 The maggots out here will find it use it against you and chew you up.
別戴婚戒來辦案 Never wear the ring to work.
我是說真的 好啦，謝了 -I'm serious about that. -Thanks.
為何停在這裏？ What's here?
毒品交易 Transactions.
你看到那個幫派小混混嗎？ You see that guy
他假裝沒在賣大麻 trying to act like he's not slanging dope?
對 Yeah.
他是我的手下 That's my boy.
他是我的手下，他叫奈托 That's my boy, Neto.
他才十七歲就是狠角色 Only 17, but he can kill.
他替我工作 Works for me.
他是線人嗎？ He's an informer?
我到處都有眼線 Teammate. I got eyes everywhere.
我讓他賣大麻，賺點錢養家 He gets to make some cash. Lets me know when big things happen.
有大買賣時他就告訴我 Big transactions.
你相信他？ 當然了 -You trust him? -Damn right I do.
我幫他老媽留在美國 來了，來了，仔細看了 Sprung his mom from INS detention. Here we go. Watch this.
很好 That's right.
來吧 Come on down.
你看，很精采吧 Come on. Look at it. Sexy, ain't it?
這就對了 That's right.
你看到貨脫手了嗎？ 看到了 -See the hand-to-hand? -I saw it.
你上次幾時逮過嫌犯？ When was your last felony stop?
兩禮拜前 Two weeks ago.
你得多練習 You need practice.
他們好像大學生 College kids.
他們要接受震撼教育 They'll get an education today.
先叫他們舉手，我在前你在後 I want them grabbing glass. You take the back.
別向總部報告 Stay off of the Rover.
這群臭小子 跑呀，臭小子 -You little fuckers. -Run, baby, run.
警察！手舉起來！ Police! Let's see your hands!
舉起來 看前面 Put them up! Put them up!
你們兩個，手放在擋風玻璃上 Put your hands on the windshield!
用左手把排檔換到停車檔 這是手排車 -Put your hands on the glass. -Driver, put it in park! -It's a stick shift!
鑰匙丟出來，雙手放在胸口 Throw the keys out the window!
把手放在胸口 Put your hands on your chest!
交出來吧，小子 All right, fork it over.
少裝了，把大麻交出來 快交出來 -What? -You know. The marijuana. Give it to me!
好啦 Give it!
對不起 Okay! Sorry, sir.
閉嘴，地上的煙斗也給我 Shut up! Give me that pipe.
這是我老媽的 My mom gave me that pipe.
管你的，叫她到牢裏拿 She can pick it up in jail.
香煙也給我，拿來 Give me the cigarettes too.
給我看好嫌犯 Control your suspect!
小姐，手放在玻璃窗上 Palms on the glass!
你敢亂動，我就賞你一巴掌 Move the hands, I'll slap you!
把臉帖在玻璃上，快點 Face against the glass! Right there!
你們幹嘛來這裏？ 這是幫派地盤 You know this is a gang neighborhood?
知道這裏是幫派地盤嗎？ You know this is a gang neighborhood?
別來這裏 -Yeah! -Then don't come down here.
下次再讓我逮到 I see you down here again,
我就逼你們走路回家 I'll make you walk home.
那些流氓會輪暴你女友 I'll let the homeboys run a train on her.
你知道嗎？ Know what that is?
是，長官，知道了 Yes, sir.
好吧，各位 All right, gentlemen.
謝謝你們的合作 Thanks for your cooperation.
走吧，把槍收起來 Let's go. Safe your iron, son.
可惡 Shit!
好過癮 I like that shit.
你剛才的表現不錯 I like how you move.
你被訓練得很好，你瞧瞧 You were trained well. Check that out.
劣等貨，夾雜了小顆粒 It's a bad dime. See the hairs, undeveloped seeds.
葉子根本就沒長好 You see how immature it is.
墨西哥大麻，這是垃圾 給我看 That's classic Mexican garbage.
好像放太久了，去年的貨吧 Let me see. It's old. Probably last year's.
優秀的緝毒幹員 To be truly effective...
一定要瞭解和熱愛毒品 ...a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics.
最優秀的緝毒幹員 A good narcotics agent should have...
一定要嘗嘗毒品的味道 ...narcotics in his blood.
你要抽嗎？ What, you gonna smoke that?
不，你要抽 No, you are.
我才不抽 -Hell if I am! -Yes.
你不抽？ 不抽 -You're not? -No.
你是摩門教徒嗎？ Why? You a Mormon?
我會丟掉工作的 I'm not losing my job.
這就是你的工作 我辦不到 This is your job.
快抽 -Smoke it. -No.
這不是考試，吸一口 This ain't a test. Take a hit.
我當警察是為了阻止人吸毒 Listen, I became a cop to stop people from using--
這又不是可卡因，吸一口吧 That ain't cocaine. Take a hit.
不要 No, man.
老天爺 Jesus Christ!
你完了 Yeah, right.
我若是毒販，你這樣早就死了 If I was a dealer, you'd be dead!
你會因公殉職，你有毛病嗎？ Turn shit down out here, and your wife gets a flag.
我不要你加入我的緝毒小組 You know what? I don't want you in my unit.
滾下車，回去坐辦公室吧 Get the fuck out of my car, rookie.
孬種 Poo butt-ass.
拿給我 -What's the holdup? -Move it! Give me that thing.
我要抽，給我吧 I'll smoke it. Give it to me.
你要我抽，我就抽 You want me to, I'll smoke it.
你的初體驗 Virgin lungs. Man up now. Man up, nigger. Man up.
用力吸，有種一點 Go ahead. Get it.
你都沒吸到，多吸幾口 Come on!
給我閉嘴，乖乖地等 Shut the fuck up and just wait!
帶點種，快吸呀 -Man the fuck up! Finish that shit! -Geronimo.
好吧，走了 Let's go, nigger. Let's go.
天啊 Oh, shit!
你還好吧？ You okay, kid?
你吸了蠻多的 That's a man size hit you took.
你幾時抽過大麻？ When's the last time you smoked weed?
高三那年 The last-- Twelfth grade.
我們… We were....
抽大麻 -Well, we were.... -Smoking weed.
對 -Yeah. -Yeah.
你沒老實跟局裏說 Left that out of your service jacket.
你有秘密，大家都有秘密 I know you got secrets. Everybody got secrets.
沒想到你愛這玩意 Didn't know you liked it wet, though.
什麼玩意？ What's wet?
神僊粉 Butt-naked. Ill.
天使塵 Sherm. Dust.
PCP，苯環利定 PCP. Primos.
俗稱P毒品 P-dog.
你抽的就是這玩意 That's what you had.
你嘗不出來？ You couldn't taste it?
我沒抽過 I never done it.
現在有了，我沒有，你有 I haven't, but you have now.
該死 Shit!
今天要驗尿，我會被開除的 Shit. I'll get piss-tested, and I'll get fired.
隊長一禮拜前已警告我們 The boss has our back. We know before we piss.
可惡 Shit!
可惡 Boom!
你為什麼要害我？ Why did you do this?
你是大人，沒人逼你嗑藥 You're an adult. Nobody made you smoke.
這是你自己的決定 You made a decision. Live with it.
我又沒拿槍逼你 Not like I put a gun to your head.
真是的 Man....
你最好振作一點 -Oh, man, shit. -Come on, get your shit together now.
這是我線人的家 This is my dog's house.
我讓他看看你 We'll see what he thinks of you.
快進來吧 Get your ass in here!
羅傑，怎麼樣？ Roger, what's up?
最近好嗎？握個手吧 -How are they treating you? -All right.
我沒吵醒你吧？ I didn't wake you up?
你知道我不睡覺的 I never sleep.
我的新手下傑克 Right. This my new guy, Jake.
進來吧 Come on. Get in here.
我也想喝一杯，你喝什麼？ Yeah. Time to get my swerve on here! What you drinking?
最好的酒 The best.
當然了，你一定喝最頂級的 The best, I know. Best for the best.
聽說你在賭城惹了事 I heard about Vegas.
有人要追殺你 Got a green light on your ass.
沒事了 No problem.
俄國佬要你的命，我會保護你 Russians want you. I got your back.
我知道，謝了 I know that. Thank you.
來 Here.
喝兩口吧 Get that medicine up in you.
祝你健康 -Back to the world. -Back to the world.
你幹嘛找來一個菜鳥？ Went and got yourself a daisy-fresh rookie.
老天，他嗑過藥了 He's high as a motherfucker.
你給他嗑什麼藥？ What did you give him?
上好的墨西哥大麻 -A little of Mexico's finest. -Yeah.
垃圾 Garbage.
你在哪兒長大？ Where'd you grow up?
北好萊塢 North Hollywood.
你姓什麼？ What's your last name?
霍特 Hoyt.
霍特… Hoyt. Hoyt....
北好萊塢高中美式足球隊 Strong safety, North Hollywood High.
沒錯 Right.
你怎麼知道？ How'd you know that?
是呀，你怎麼知道？ How did you?
好球員我都記得 -I follow all the good players. -No doubt.
對不起 Excuse me. Shit.
美式足球，是嗎？ Strong safety, huh?
幹嘛？ It's me. What's up?
我也沒轍，你自己看著辦 I can't do anything. Clean up your own mess. Don't call me.
我有一個笑話 Hey! Here's a joke, boy.
一個人出門看到門口有只蝸牛 Man walks out of his house, sees this snail lying on his porch.
他把它檢起來用力丟到後院 So he picks it up, chucks it into the backyard.
蝸牛撞到一塊石頭 Snail bounces off a rock, busts its shell up all to shit...
摔破了殼，掉到草地上 ...lands in the grass.
蝸牛奄奄一息地躺著 Snail lies there dying.
但是它沒死，它開始慢慢爬 But...snail doesn't die. Soon it can crawl again.
有一天 And one day...
它又朝著門口一步一步爬 ...snail heads back to the front of the house.
轉眼間一年就過去 Finally, after about a year...
它終於又爬到門口 ...the little guy crawls back on the porch.
房子的主人要出門上班 Right then the man walks out of his house...
他又看到那只蝸牛 ...sees this snail again.
他看了它一眼說 So he looks at it...and he says:
你有毛病呀？ "The fuck's your problem?"
不好笑，真的不好笑 That's not funny.
那你幹嘛笑？ What you laughing for then?
我不知道 -I don't know, man. I-- -Hey!
想通這笑話就能搞懂道上規矩 Figure that joke out, you'll figure the streets out.
沒什麼好想的，這全是廢話 Nothing to figure out. It's senseless bullshit.
我早就搞懂了 You know-- I already figured it out.
是嗎？ Really?
你知道道上規矩？ -Yeah. -You already figured the streets out?
最重要的是笑和哭 Well, it's all about smiles and cries.
拜託，你在胡扯什麼？ -Put the drink down. What is that? -Hold on!
慢著，艾朗索，笑和哭 Hold on. Smiles and cries.
笑和哭，我懂了 Smiles and cries. Smiles and cries. I hear you.
你一定要能控制你的感情 Yeah, you gotta control your smiles and cries...
那是你的尊嚴，沒人能夠奪走 ...because that's all you have, and nobody can take that away.
真是的 Oh, shit.
你覺得怎樣？ What you think, dog?
這菜鳥能當臥底警察嗎？ Think this greenhorn can handle undercover?
你當年跟他一樣 You were just like him.
你也是滿腔熱血 Same silly-ass look and everything.
想要拯救世界 Saving the goddamn world.
才怪，現在我是哭笑不得 Now that's some smiles and cries for your ass!
我才沒那麼偉大 -That was you. -Shit lasted a week.
我得回去辦事了 Gotta get back to it.
多謝了，很高興見到你 Thanks for the snort. -Good to see you. -Yeah.
你有什麼打算？ Yes, sir. What you doing later?
多存點錢，再熬一年就能脫身 Stay home. Save some cheddar. My dream's less than a year away.
我要去菲律賓，去了就不回頭 Philippine Islands, here I come.
我跟你一起去 Let me go too.
歡迎你來 You're invited.
張開眼睛會比較舒服 Hey. Open your eyes, man. You'll feel a lot better.
坐直了 Boom! Come on, man. Sit your ass up.
你是誰？ Who are you?
我是大毒梟，你是什麼人？ I'm the Zig-Zag man. Who are you?
我是警察，小心點 I'm a cop. Watch out!
別亂殺人 Don't shoot nobody.
喝點啤酒會比較清醒 Get that beer in you for ballast.
是真的，喝下去就會好過 -No, man. -Get it in you. You'll feel better.
停車 Stop the car!
快停車，有狀況 Stop the car! I saw something!
快停車 好啦… -Just relax. -Stop! All right! Hold the fuck on-- Hey!
去你的 Fuck me, man! Shit.
我是警察，快放開那女孩 Police officer! Get away from the girl!
我也要讓你好看 -I'm gonna fuck you too, cop! -Get the--
我們沒幹壞事，是她自己發春 We didn't do shit! Bitch is crazy!
轉過去，快點 Roll over, man. Roll the fuck over!
王八蛋 Fucking ass prick!
幹得好 My nigger!
好耶，牛仔，你真神勇 Go ahead, cowboy, you got mad squabbles.
多謝你的幫忙 你應該開槍 -Thanks for the help. -You should've shot them.
你沒事吧？ What's happening?
你死定了 You're dead!
別衝動 Okay! Wait! Hold it!
你這臭白人也死定了 -You too, white boy! -Okay....
我表哥是古惑仔，他會宰了你 -My cousins will blast you fools! -Calm down.
冷靜點，你還好吧？ -Calm down. You okay? -No, I'm not!
我不好，我流血了 -Look at my nose! -I see it.
流鼻血而已，敷冰塊就沒事 Put ice on it. You'll be fine.
你在這兒幹嘛？ What're you doing here?
搞不好他們有愛滋病 -I was just-- -They probably got AIDS.
你怎麼沒上課？ Why you not at school?
我正要回家 I was going to a ditch party and--
你差點就回不了家 You almost became the ditch party.
你表哥混幫派？ Where your cousins from?
山聯幫，給我記住了 Hillside Trece! Remember that!
叫你表哥保護你 Tell your cousins to get your back.
拿了書包回家吧 Grab your bag and go home now.
我要她做筆錄 No! I need a statement--
回家吧 Don't need no statement.
他們會把你們揍扁 They'll fuck you up.
你要放他們走？ We gonna let them go?
你想拿他們發洩就動手呀 You wanna beat them up, go ahead.
要發洩我家有沙袋 I got a punching bag at home.
他們應該坐牢的 They should be off the streets.
你聽到嗎？ You hear that?
你想回家還是坐牢？ Wanna go home or to jail?
你說呢？ What you think?
牢裏的兄弟不是好惹的 Got room at the booty house. You been there?
他們會狠狠修理你 You'll grab your ankles.
去死吧，有人替我撐腰 Suck my dick! I know people.
你太天真了 That's how it starts.
你呢？你身上有什麼？ What about you? What you got?
沒有？你確定？ -Got nothing? -No. -You sure? -Yeah.
你的煙斗呢？ Where's your horn?
我沒有煙斗 Got none.
但是你有錢 You got money, though.
你騙我 You lied to me!
幸好我沒逼你吃下去 Lucky I don't make you eat that.
站起來 Stand up, you.
給我站起來 Stand the fuck up!
後悔了嗎？ Yeah. Oh, shit, huh?
轉過去，快點，轉過去 Turn around, sucker. Turn around.
你喜歡強暴女人嗎？ So you like raping girls?
你的嗜好是強暴女生嗎？ -Like to rape girls? -No, man.
你就喜歡強暴女孩子 -That's what you like? -No....
你就愛這一套，別說謊 That what you like? Don't lie.
你不是叫我去死嗎？ Told me to suck your dick. Is that what you said?
看著我 Look at me.
你是不是叫我去死？ You wanted me to suck your dick, right?
不是嗎？ Isn't that what you said?
你叫我去死，別死不承認 難道我是騙子嗎？ Didn't you say suck it? Don't lie. Am I a liar?
你沒叫我去死，我在說謊嗎？ You didn't say that?
我在說謊嗎？ That's not what you said? So I'm lying?
求求你住手 No, please!
這是什麼？ Where is it? I can't find it.
把褲子脫掉 快脫掉 Pull your pants down.
你要我打你哪一邊的鳥蛋？ Which nut you want? I'll leave you one.
快決定，快點 Your choice. Just make a decision.
好吧 All right.
把手舉高 Put your hands on your head.
閉上眼睛 Close your eyes.
要不是我有事就會割掉那話兒 Lucky I got other business.
然後塞進你的屁眼，人渣 I'd cut your fucking dick off and stick it up your funky ass. Bitch.
可惡 Damn!
我渴了，我想喝啤酒，你呢？ I'm thirsty. I want a beer. What about you?
你喝不喝？ You want a beer?
我不打擾你們了 I'm gonna leave you three to it.
臭小子 Pussy-ass bitch!
你再讓我看到就死定了 I see you again, I'll fuck you up!
你連怎麼死都不知道 You won't see shit coming!
我會到你背後一棒把你打死 I'll dent your mouth, I'll crack your head open.
臭警察，來呀 You fucking pig! Come on!
那女孩才十四歲 That girl's 14.
她是女人了，全身的騷勁 She all woman, though. You tax that ass for days, man!
你快滾吧 Keep walking, bitch!
來罐啤酒吧 You want a beer?
我不要喝啤酒 No, I don't want a beer, man.
你生氣了？ No? You mad?
你要那六十塊，拿去呀 Want to book that $60, huh?
拿去當證物 Here, go ahead, book it into evidence.
嫌犯呢？回去逮他們呀 Where the suspects? Go get them.
你把他們放走了 You let them go.
我？ I let them go?
對，就是你 You did.
你想逮人就去當巡警 You want to run and gun, stay in Patrol.
緝毒組一定要以毒攻毒 This is Investigations. Garbage men handle garbage.
我們要放長線釣大魚 Professional anglers go after the big fish.
小毒蟲會殺了你 Chasing them crackhead motherfuckers....
所以才要把他們抓起來 -They'd have killed you. -They belong in jail.
他們被打一頓，沒了毒品和錢 Why? They got beaten, lost their money.
她的古惑仔表哥會把他幹掉 你還要什麼？ Hillside's eses will smoke them. What more you want?
伸張正義 這不算伸張正義？ -I want justice. -That's not justice?
這是以暴制暴 That's street justice.
那有什麼不對？ So?
讓壞人自相殘殺嗎？ -Let them kill each other? -God willing.
那樣最好，全都死光就好了 Fuck them! Everybody looking like them.
沒這麼好的事，好人一定先死 Reality is, the good guys...they die first.
小學生、母親、居家男人 The school kids and moms family men,
他們可不想被流彈打破腦袋 don't want to catch any bullets.
想要保護羔羊就要抓到野狼 To protect the sheep, you got to catch the wolf.
野狼才能抓到野狼，懂嗎？ It takes a wolf to catch a wolf, understand?
什麼？ What?
想要保護羔羊就要… Protect the sheep by killing wolves.
我聽到了 I heard you.
你聽了也是白聽 -You didn't hear me. -All right. Whatever.
隨便啦 隨便個頭 Whatever the fuck-ever!
你幾時才肯抓人？ Do you ever lock anybody up?
你都忙著把壞人放走 You seem busy keeping people out.
你在說什麼？ You don't know shit!
有沒有搞錯，監獄是為我蓋的 Shit, they build jails because of me!
法官根據我辦的案子 Judges gave over 15,000 man-years of incarceration time...
判了一萬五千年的刑期 ...based on my cases.
我的記錄輝煌 My record speaks for itself.
你抓過幾名犯人？ How many felons have you got?
沒話可說了吧 I rest my case.
我不嗑可卡因 I'm not smoking crack, all right?
好啦，放進置物櫃 I'm glad. Put it in the glove box.
六十塊也放進去 Put the $60 in there too.
以後可能用來當公費之類的 That'll come in handy. We'll use it like a credit card.
不管怎樣，你做得很對 No matter what I say, you did the right thing.
我以前也是對壞人毫不留情 Reminds me when I was chasing down bad guys.
你剛才的表現很了不起 Pretty amazing shit you did back there.
謝了 Thanks.
我看到你用了鎖喉功 I noticed you applied that chokehold though, huh?
那不是禁忌嗎？ That's a no-no procedure.
我被打得很慘耶 I was getting my ass kicked.
所以你必須不擇手段 You did what you had to do.
為了求生必須不擇手段 You did what you had to do.
沒錯 That's right.
野狼才這麼做，你是嗎？ What a wolf does. You a wolf?
大野狼，一起嚎叫吧 Come on, wolf! Come on, dog!
我是說嚎叫，不是咕咕叫 No, I said a wolf, not a rooster, a wolf.
那是公雞，我要大野狼 That's a rooster, give me a wolf!
算了，把啤酒給我 Give me a beer!
拿去，這才是好兄弟 There you go! That's my nigga.
你是個聰明人，霍特 You got the magic eye, Hoyt.
你一定會是好警察 You have the magic eye.
只要多混幾天就能打擊毒販 You up your street IQ you'll do some damage, I guarantee.
犯罪剋星 Crime fighter.
你要什麼？ What you need?
快克，二十塊錢 -Crack. -Uh, 20 bucks....
快克？ 對 Crack?
我看你是警察吧 Smell like bacon! Do I look like a sucker to you, nigga?
去死吧，菜鳥 Fuck you, rookie!
追上去呀 Go fetch, dog.
你要我去… You want me to....
饒了我吧 Oh, come on, man, it's....
幫幫忙，慢點 Give me a break! Hey, you! Slow up!
停！警察！停！ Come on, stop! Police officer! Police officer! Stop! Come on, man!
拜託，合作一點 Give me a break! Shit!
快走，你不走我就報警 Get out! Get out of here or I call police.
我是警察，請冷靜點 Police officer, ma'am, calm down.
我叫你停下來 I said stop! Stop!
放開我 Get the fuck off me. Fuck off.
你不要自討苦吃，冷靜點 You're making this so much harder! Just calm down!
你很愛逮人，對吧？ You love this shit, huh?
扶他起來 Pick him up!
你們違反了我的人權 Civil rights violating motherfuckers!
小心一點 Fuck!
我的腿啦 Watch the fucking legs, man!
幫他抬起來 Pick his legs up.
你們沒事幹就要找我麻煩嗎？ Ain't got nothing better to do than fuck with me, man? Shit!
你老闆是誰？ Who you working for?
我沒有老闆，我是殘障人士耶 I ain't work for nobody! I'm on disability!
胡說，你在販毒 Shit! You know you cracking.
我早就不幹了 I don't sell no more.
他身上沒快克？ -No rocks? -No rocks.
沒有，不過有這個 But I found this.
你完了 No, you don't.
那不是我的，是他栽的贓 That motherfucker planted that shit on me.
坐輪椅單挑，我肯定把他揍扁 Put me in the front seat, I'll whup his ass!
你老闆是誰？ Who you working for?
我沒有老闆，你逼我幹嘛？ Told you I don't work for nobody, man!
你的快克呢？ Where the rocks?
我沒販毒，我不幹了 I got nothing on me. I gave it up.
到底在哪裏？ Where the rocks?
張開嘴巴 Open your mouth.
你是醫生嗎？ You a doctor now?
我是牙醫，快張開 A dentist. Open it.
舌頭翻起來 Lift up your tongue.
拜託，他搜過我的身 我什麼也沒有 Your partner already searched me. I'm straight.
好吧 Yeah, okay.
你有筆嗎？ You got a pen,
寫字的筆？ got a writing pen?
我不知道他在追我 Didn't see the motherfucker coming!
你嘴裏沒東西？ Nothing in there?
沒有啦 Nothing, man!
什麼也沒有？ Ain't got nothing, huh?
天啊 God!
可惡 Damn!
這是什麼？ Now what is that?
是快克啦 Crack, man!
沒錯，毒蟲 Right. Jimmy crack corn.
1、2、3、4、5、6 One, two, three, four, five, six.
這下你完蛋了 Oh, you federally fucked now.
你攜帶毒品和槍械 You got crack and a gun.
一發子彈就判十年，知道嗎？ With your record you'll get 10 years per bullet, you know?
快招出來 Give me a name, now.
我不是叛徒 這下就是十年 -You know I ain't no snitch! -I know you ain't.
我知道，快說出名字 Give me a name.
二十年，快說 -Twenty. A name! -Fuck!
三十年 That's 30 years!
你想坐牢還是回家？ You want to go to jail or go home?
他正在坐牢 是誰？ -He in County. -Who?
他叫沙人，我只知道這麼多 This nigga named Sandman. That's all I know! Shit!
沙人？ Sandman?
你瞧，很容易吧 See how easy it was?
解開他 Unhook him.
我受夠了 Sick of this shit, man!
你想搜集證物嗎？ Want the evidence?
才不要 Fuck that, man.
好兄弟 My nigga.
我是巴布 午安，巴布 -It's Bob. -Hello.
我是艾朗索，幫我查一個嫌犯 -How's it going? -It's Alonzo.
什麼人？ -Got your gang book? -Why?
嫌犯的綽號叫沙人 I need a res on a Sandman.
可能正在坐牢 He may be in custody.
等等，我去查 Hold on. I'll check.
沒問題 No problem.
你不能用筆插嫌犯的喉嚨 That doesn't fly anymore. Shoving a pen down.
他可以提出申訴 What if he complains?
向誰申訴？ 艾朗索，113街210號 To who? 23130, 1 13th Street.
凱文米勒，綽號沙人 Kevin Miller, a.k.a. Sandman. Got it?
好，我知道地方 I know where it is.
帝國廣場附近？ Out there by Imperial Courts?
沒錯 Exactly, uh-huh.
多謝了 Thanks a lot.
沒問題 No problem.
我們要去逮捕沙人？ We go after Sandman?
我們要去逮捕沙人 We go after him.
你要開電器行嗎？ Opening a Circuit City?
這些是沒人認領的贓物 No, unclaimed shit from Property.
我要拿去送給線民或受害者 Hand it out to my CI's, witnesses, victims.
幫助他們的家庭 Try to help out their families.
穿起來 Put this on.
走吧 Come on, let's go.
線報說他的老婆住在這兒 Intel says she lives here alone.
可能有兩名少女和一名少年 She got two female juveniles...possibly a male juvenile.
他不在我們幹嘛跑來？ If he's not here, why are we?
我們有搜索票 To serve this warrant.
我們不能這麼做 We can't do that.
我們是警察，想做什麼都行 Yes, we can. We the police.
為什麼不去申請搜索票？ Why not get a real warrant?
我們要辦案 We trying to get shit done.
站過去，別害我送命 Stand over there and don't get me killed.
警察，我們有搜索票 Police, we got a search warrant!
洛城警察，開門 L.A.P.D., open up!
凱文不在，他在牢裏 Kevin ain't here!
別逼我們破門而入 Just open the door!
凱文不在這兒 Kevin ain't here!
快開門，別逼我們 Open the door, ma'am!
他不在家 He ain't even here!
凱文在牢裏，不在家 I said Kevin ain't even over here!
我們有搜索票，請你開門 We got a search warrant. Open up.
沒有別人呀 Ain't nobody here!
趴下來 Get your big ass down! Right down! Down!
別動，雙腿張開，別亂動 Don't move, spread them out! Don't move!
有別人嗎？ Anybody in the house?
有沒有別人？ Is anybody in the house?!
我的十歲姪子狄米崔 他在臥室 My nephew, Dimitri! In the bedroom!
我要去搜房子，你搜她的身 Okay. I'm gonna clear the house, check it for weapons.
廚房沒人 Kitchen's clear!
狄米崔？ -Dimitri? -Yeah?
把手舉起來 Put your hands up, son.
還有別人嗎？ 沒有 -Anybody else? -No.
你確定嗎？ 確定 -You sure? -Yeah.
留在這兒，別亂跑 Okay, just stay right there. Don't move! Don't you move.
站起來，把手伸出來 Stand up. Keep your hands where I can see them.
手伸出來，坐下來把手放膝蓋 Sit down and place them on your knees.
我們是好人，你別怕 Sit down. We're the good guys.
去跟阿姨坐，快去 坐下來 Just sit down right over there next to your auntie. Right over there.
現場安全，我要進行搜查 House is Code-4. I'm starting the search.
我要看那張搜索票 I wanna see that warrant.
什麼？ The what?
搜索票 你們應該給我一份副本 The warrant. I need a copy.
在我搭檔那兒，他馬上出來 My partner has it. He'll be out soon.
支援警力在哪兒？ Where's your backup?
幫個忙，乖乖閉嘴讓我們辦案 Just be quiet until we're through with our investigation.
你拿著槍，對吧，老大？ You got the gun, don't you?
沒錯 That's right.
臭警察、壞警察 Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crooked-ass cop!
你是菜鳥 You a rookie.
別煩我，好嗎？ Give me a break, okay?
狄米崔，你還好吧？ How you doing over there?
放心，你沒事，別害怕 You cool? Come on. Don't worry about it, you're cool.
好吧 All right.
女士，請你坐下來 Ma'am, please sit down.
你們跑來作威作福 You act like you pay the rent!
坐下來 Sit down!
你好臭，你一定喝了酒 You all stink! You gotta get drunk to come up here!
給我坐下來 你有酒臭味 -Sit down now! -Y'all stink!
你要向我開槍嗎？ You're gonna shoot me, boss?
狄米崔，別看，臭警察要殺我 Close your eyes. This punk cop is gonna shoot me!
坐下來 -Sit down, right now! -Okay.
沒事了，我們搞錯了 Okay! Everything is fine. We made a mistake.
什麼也沒有，很抱歉 Didn't find a damn thing. I'm very sorry.
謝謝你的合作，走吧 Thanks for your cooperation. Let's go.
我要看搜索票 Show me that warrant.
什麼？ What?
我要看那張搜索票 I want to see that goddamn warrant!
拿去 Here you go.
走吧 Let's go!
王八蛋 Shit! Motherfuckers!
混球，把我的錢還給我 Hey, jackers! Give me my money back.
你不是警察，把錢還給我 You ain't no police! Give me my money back!
你們還看什麼？快斃了他們 Jackers, why you all standing over there?! Blast them fools!
你們最好把我老公的錢還給我 You ain't no police! I want my money back!
快發動 Start, you motherfucker!
有槍 Fuck! Gun!
快開車 Just get out of here!
別下車 Stay in the car!
放馬過來呀 Yeah, motherfuckers!
該死，你不該那麼做的 That was not cool, all right? That was not cool at all!
你不該在住宅區開槍 Opening fire in a neighborhood.
沙人呢？你在房間幹嘛？ Where was the Sandman? What were you doing back there?
我在搜查證物 Checking for narcotics activity.
毒品、槍械之類的 Drugs, guns, baggies, you know?
還有現金 Yeah, cash!
你有話就說 Speak on it, son.
她大喊要你還錢 -She's screaming about money-- -Bullshit.
胡扯，她只想殺了我們 She's screaming about having us killed!
你會害我戴手銬穿囚服 出現在晚間新聞上 I'll be on the 6:00 news in handcuffs because of you.
政府在大力打擊警察貪瀆行為 我們肯定會遭殃 With the scandals, it is open season on misconduct. They'll nail us to the wall.
停車 Pull over.
停車 -Pull over. -Here?
這是高速公路耶 停車 -Yeah, pull over. -Shit!
幹什麼？ What?
聽好 Listen.
你只要乖乖閉嘴 招子放亮就能學聰明 You're in a privileged position to learn. Keep your mouth shut, eyes open.
你想打擊犯罪就要好好學 Want to do some good, this is the place to learn.
如果你看不慣就回你的分局 You can't take it, maybe you should go back to your division.
哀求分局長讓你當交警 Get a nice job lighting flares
成天指揮交通、處理車禍 or measuring car wrecks.
你必須選擇當一匹狼 You got to decide whether you're a wolf...
或是一隻羔羊 ...or a sheep.
「生命是短暫的」
你不加入… Get your ink...
…就去幫他忙 ...or go give him a hand.
我們跑來這兒會送命的 What are we doing here? We'll get killed.
你也知道這地方？ You know about this place?
這是毒販大本營 沒錯 It's the Jungle, right?
沒開坦克車就不要來 They say don't come with anything less than a platoon.
不入虎穴焉得虎子 This is the heart of it.
這是叢林幫地盤 Jungle. Damu headquarters.
全是毒販 Stoners.
這兒發生很多命案 A lot of murder investigations lead here.
只許進，不許出 One way in, one way out.
我以為我們要吃午飯 Thought we were going to eat.
我不在就別一個人跑來 Don't ever come here without me.
我是說真的，別來找死 I'm serious. For your safety.
你怎麼能通行無阻？ How'd you get a golden pass?
我對他們很公平 I treat them fair.
他們太過分，我就逮人 They know if they cross the line, I tax that ass.
這是在做什麼？ What's that, up there?
派鴿子通知大家知道我來了 They flipping pigeons to signal I'm here.
我來了，怎麼樣？ -What's up, Bone? -What's up?
你好嗎？ What's up?
很好，很好 It's all good.
謝謝你幫我姪子，你真沒話說 I appreciate what you did for my nephew.
別客氣 For sure. For sure.
你要打給我 You better call me.
我受不了那混球 I'm sick of it. I can't stand him!
他們是誰？ Who are they?
一群混混，他們都聽我的話 Nobody. I got them under my thumb.
蜘蛛，近來好嗎？ -What's up, Alonzo? -All right, Spider. What's happening?
美女，看看你們，來吧 Hey, what's up, girl? Look at you. Go ahead.
這兒的辣妹多得很 All that jelly and no toast.
這是誰家？ Who lives here?
我的女人，我的小情人 Just one of my lovelies.
我的午妻，你別管 A loving touch, you know? Don't worry.
這是菜鳥傑克 New guy, Jake.
幸會，請進，歡迎光臨 Nice to meet you. Welcome to my house.
替他弄點吃的 Give him some food. Take care of him.
沒問題 Of course.
你好嗎？ 很好 -Of course. How are you? -Good, good.
有線電視，想看什麼就看 I have cable. You watch whatever you want, okay?
謝了 Thanks.
把這裏當自個兒家 This is your house.
我馬上回來 I'll be right back.
你好嗎？ How you doing?
好 Fine.
這是薩爾瓦多菜 Now, this is all El Salvadorian food.
謝謝你，很棒 Thank you. It looks great.
我得進去了 I have to go.
好吧 Yeah, all right.
走吧，我們要去開會 Let's go. We got a meeting in 15 minutes.
我要謝謝你 I just need to--
甭提了 Forget it. Let's go.
再見，小兄弟 I'll see you, buddy.
好嗎？ You okay?
好吧 Here,
用眼藥水 use this.
你要見誰？ Who's here?
警局的長官，不要隨便說話 L.A.P.D.'s finest. Don't speak till you're spoken to.
來吧 Come on.
很高興見到各位 Good to see you.
這是新來的菜鳥，傑克霍特 That's my new guy. Jake Hoyt.
路賈各指揮官 Captain Lou Jacobs.
你找聯邦幹員之前先來找他 Need to talk to the feds, go to him first.
他會幫你解決問題 He'll take your back for you.
史丹葛斯基是督察室主任 Stan Gursky, he runs the D.A. shooting team.
你開槍前最好先想到他 Think about him before you shoot someone.
殺錯了人 他會讓你死得很難看 If you're wrong, he'll use your nuts for dice.
道格羅西裏警探 Right here, Detective Doug Rosselli...
他專門負責藝術品竊案 ...handles theft cases for the French-poodle crowd.
丟了畢加索名畫找他準沒錯 他是個好人 He's a good man.
幸會 -Pleased to meet you. -Good man.
大好人 -Should I...? -Shoo.
快滾，去吃份牛排吧 Get yourself a steak or something.
好了，各位 All right, gents.
我來見你幹嘛？ I don't know why I'm meeting you.
我不跟死人講話 I don't talk to dead men.
我還沒死，老頭兒 I ain't dead yet.
對不起 Fucking prick. Excuse me.
幹嘛臭著臉，你家被查封了？ Why the long face, Doug? Feds seize your house or something?
去你的，艾朗索 Fuck yourself.
說那故事給他聽 Tell him the story.
快說那個故事 Come on, tell the story.
你想說就自己說 If it's so funny, you tell him.
這是你的故事 It's your story.
可惡 Asshole.
好吧，有一名慣竊 All right. There's a serial burglar.
我追了他一年，他真的很狡猾 Chased him for a year. A real slickster.
上頭一直在逼我破案 Captain's riding my ass the whole time.
今天準備判刑 Sentencing was today.
法官是女的 Judge is female.
沒錯，蘭黛斯 That's right. Landers.
我知道她，她很聰明 I know Landers. She's a sharp lady.
不是嗎？ No?
開庭之前 Guy gets ahold of some peanut butter,
這傢伙在屁眼塞了一坨花生醬 packs his ass-crack with it.
他坐在法庭等著法官宣判 He's standing before the bench, waiting to give his statement.
突然就從屁眼掏出那坨花生醬 Shoves his hand down his pants, comes out with extra-chunky Jif.
獄卒不敢靠近他 Bailiffs won't come near him.
他看著法官，並把花生醬舔光 Now he looks the judge right in the eyes and licks his fingers clean.
老天爺 Holy shit.
法官看他瘋了，不能讓他坐牢 So the judge says: "This man's insane. He can't go to prison."
於是判他進精神療養院 Sends him to Psychiatric.
她上當了 She fell for it.
因為她沒那麼聰明 Yeah! She's so fucking smart.
等她發現了 那傢伙早就被移監 By the time she found out, the guy's already been transferred.
後悔也來不及 Proceedings closed.
已經結案了 Yeah, closed.
他會住進精神療養院半年 He'll do six months in the puzzle factory...
診斷正常後就被放走 ...and they'll let him go.
連一天牢都不必坐 Never, ever do a day in prison.
我很佩服他 Give him credit.
他玩弄司法制度獲得自由 He worked the system, deserves his freedom.
你真這麼想？ Yeah? Think so?
也許不是 Or not.
我告訴你 I'll tell you what.
我要找到這傢伙然後斃了他 I'll find this guy on the street...and I'll do him.
你最好沒收他的子彈 Better take his bullets away, Stan.
可惡 Shit!
聽說你這週末在賭城闖了大禍 Heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas.
你怎麼會捅這麼大的簍子？ How did you ever screw up so bad?
小事一樁，我只是人生地不熟 It's nothing. I didn't know. It's not my town.
俄國佬才不管你是警察 The Russians don't care if you're a cop.
他們要殺你，你最好快逃 They'll whack you. You ought to get on a plane.
逃什麼？我會搞定的 Why? It's an easy fix.
怎麼搞定？ How?
我要去收一筆錢 I'll just cash in an account.
誰的錢？ Whose?
第一個線民 One of my old ones. My first one.
反正那傢伙不可靠 The guy's a high-security risk.
我被殺了，誰來監管他？ If I'm not around, who will keep him off the radar?
我只想刮點錢 I'm just taxing him,
可以嗎？ that's all. Okay?
你自己決定 It's your call.
你最好別搞砸 Don't dick this up.
別跟前幾個一樣把事情鬧大 I do not want to see you on the front page like the others.
我知道 Yeah, I understand.
你們誰開車？ Who's driving?
我，灰色賓士 Me. Gray Mercedes.
拿車 Get the car.
黑色房車，後窗被打爛了 Black Monte Carlo there, back windows shot out.
是我，可以行動了 It's me. Listen, we got the green light.
把搜索票傳真去給法官簽名 Fax a copy of the warrant to the clerk. Get it signed by the judge,
你跟保羅到第一地點交給我 and I want you and Paul to bring it to me.
叫傑夫帶工具，十字鎬和鏟子 Tell Jeff to pick up some tools. Picks and shovels.
登記在維修部門的名下 Make sure he signs them out from maintenance.
對，知道嗎？ Copy?
沒錯，動作快點 That's right. Hurry up! Later.
你拿了多少現金？ So how much cash was in that jacket?
四萬元 Forty G's.
用來做什麼？ What's that for?
你真的想知道？ Really want to know?
對，我真想知道 Yes, I do.
天下沒有免費的午餐 Nothing's free in this world.
連搜索票都要錢 Not even arrest warrants.
可惡，我不想知道 Shit, man, I didn't want to know.
你看這個混蛋 馬克，好帥哦 Check this out. Nice suit, Mark.
好漂亮的外套 Beautiful suit.
去你的 Yeah, fuck you guys!
很好，很好 All right. Nice, nice.
艾朗索，怎麼樣？ What's up, Alonzo?
十字鎬和鏟子呢？ The picks and shovels?
在後車廂 In the trunk.
你們要挖水溝嗎？ Digging a ditch?
不，是你挖，好帥的外套 No, you are. Nice suit you got on there.
我早就說了 That's what I said.
帥哥，怎麼樣？ What up, killer?
很好，你是怎麼了？ What's up with you?
道上有很多謠言 -Heard you ran into trouble. -It's all good.
沒事了，我跟長官談過 Don't worry, everything's fine.
你說沒問題，我就跟你干 Shit, if we can get away with it, I'm with you.
他是什麼人？ Who the fuck is this?
傑克霍特，我第一天加入 Jake Hoyt. It's my first day.
這兒可沒有星巴克咖啡 You're a long way from Starbucks.
你幹嘛讓他參一腳？ Why the fuck is he here?
他總要有第一次嘛 Gotta get his cherry popped.
你最好別礙到我 Stay the fuck out of my way.
這兒沒菜鳥的份 This is for the big dogs. Feel me?
這就是搜索票 Here it is, all legit,
有法官簽名，完全合法 signed by the judge, okay?
這要多謝沙人的錢 Thanks to the Sandman. Now listen.
安全第一 Safety is first.
他敢反抗就斃了他 He gives us shit, we give him lead.
幹完這一票就回家做愛 Let's do this right so we can all go home.
準備好，出發吧 Time to punch in, ladies.
別動，趴下來，快點 Freeze! On the floor!
你們跑來幹嘛？ -Down! -What are you clowns doing?
菜鳥，他敢亂來就開槍 Hey, new guy, watch him!
沒問題 I'm on him.
你有沒有搞錯？ You know what you're doing?
數到0前把手上的東西放下 Drop your gun!
5…4…3…2… Five. Four. Three.
別逼我開槍 Give me a reason.
艾朗索會整死你們 Alonzo's gonna have your ass.
羅傑，你好 What's up, Roger?
這是怎麼回事？ What's going down, brother?
沒事 Oh, it's all good, baby.
沒事的 It's all good.
給你的 That's for you.
我拿來幹嘛？擦屁股嗎？ What am I supposed to do with this? Wipe my ass?
我有壞消息 Bad news, dog.
我可以喝你的頂極威士忌嗎？ Gimme some of that $300-a-glass shit.
請便 Please.
今天我跟長官們吃中飯 Had lunch with the wise men.
他們叫你乖乖付一筆規費 You gotta render unto Caesar.
他們想把我搾乾 Those vampires want my pension.
不，沒那麼糟啦 No, no.
他們只是要你繳點稅 Just a tax.
他們要供遊艇、情婦和豪宅 They got their boats and mistresses, house payments.
我也拿他們沒轍 Nothing I can do.
我只是小羅嘍，我是被逼的 I'm just a lowly civil servant.
你是他們的走狗 You're their bitch.
我有什麼下場？ What about me?
我會保護你 I got your back.
我不會讓你坐牢的 Don't worry,
拿一點錢你不會心疼 we won't take anything you'll miss.
抱歉，我是聽命行事 I'm sorry. Orders, dog.
不，你一點都不抱歉 No you ain't, cop.
提姆、傑夫和傑克跟我到廚房 In the kitchen, fellas.
去拿工具，散彈鎗給我 Give me the bitch.
把他看好 You guys hold him down.
誰要把地板修好？ Who'll pay for my floor?
市政府 The city.
就是這兒 Right here.
沒錯了，這就是了 That's what I'm talking about.
裏面有可卡因嗎？ What's in here? Coke?
別急，等著瞧 You'll see.
用鐵錘把鎖敲掉 Grab that hammer and knock this lock off.
1…2… One, two....
那是25萬，總共有四百萬 That's $250,000 you're holding. Over four million in here.
你第一天就破獲三百萬贓款 A $3 million bust on day one.
你說四百萬 You said four.
我要抽稅，天下沒免費午餐 Minus tax, brother! Nothing's free in this world.
替老婆買輛車，送小孩上大學 Buy your wife a car. Put the kids through college.
不，我只領洛城警局的薪水 The only checks I cash say "L.A.P.D."
這傢伙是假道學 Somebody didn't sleep through Ethics.
你不想分一杯羹嗎？ You don't want a piece of this?
不想 No, right?
不能這樣，我不要 Not like this. No.
你不要？ No?
第一次不習慣，我替你保管 First time, you're not comfortable. I'll hold it for you.
你習不習慣？ What about you?
我很習慣 Oh, I'm comfortable.
你習慣嗎？ How about you?
我早就習慣了 I'm very comfortable.
準備收工吧 Let's wrap this up.
什麼也別碰，這都是證物 Don't touch a thing! Evidence.
那群老頭兒在想什麼？ Alonzo, what are those pricks thinking?
他們都把我當死人耍著玩嗎？ That I'm gonna stand still and let them horsefuck me?
我倒是可以打死你 Could put you out of your misery.
拿去 Hey, Jake, here.
坐下來 Sit down.
我跟你說個秘密 Here's a secret:
你只要殺了嫌犯 When you kill someone on duty...
他下輩子就得當你奴隸 ...they have to be your slave in the afterlife.
動手吧 There you go.
開始養奴隸吧 Start an entourage.
你要我殺了他？ 對 -Shoot him? -Yeah.
給我個痛快吧 Come on, kid. Do me a favor. Come on.
幫個忙，斃了他 Do yourself a favor. Hit him.
你是說真的？ Are you serious?
把百葉窗拉上 Hey, close the blinds.
好，我開槍 快呀 -All right, I'll shoot him. -Go.
殺了他 Shoot him.
不行 No, man.
年輕人真沒用，你不開槍？ Kids these days. Not gonna do it?
給我吧 All right, give it to me.
菜鳥 Rookies!
要辦事非得自己動手 You want shit done, you gotta do it yourself.
我的天 Holy shit!
呼吸 Come on, breathe.
呼吸，對了 Breathe, there you go.
放鬆 Just let it go.
呼吸 Breathe, dog!
他死了 He's finished.
這裏 All right, Jeff.
傑夫，你在門口中彈 You took fire coming in.
我是想休假啦… I need some time off, but....
拜託，瞄準一點 Watch the shades.
好啦 All right.
好了嗎？ 來吧 -Ready? -Kiss me.
第一槍 One....
你沒事吧？ 沒事 -You okay? -Yeah.
我要再開一槍 I gotta give you one more, though.
來吧 Do it.
可惡 Fuck!
真相沒人信，證據才重要 It's not what you know, it's what you prove.
這是破案經過 Here it is.
馬克和保羅把門撞開 Mark and Paul kick the door.
傑夫衝進來被羅傑開了兩槍 Jeff's in first. Roger fires twice.
怎麼？射到了？ What, one go through?
你射傷他了 You shot him!
你射到我了 You fucking shot me, man!
你會得到獎章 Don't worry.
快叫救護車 Call an ambulance!
你想坐牢還是回家？ Go to jail, or go home?
讓我先把證詞套好 All right, here's the scenario.
馬克和保羅撞門，傑夫衝進去 Mark and Paul kick the door. Jeff runs in.
羅傑開兩槍打中傑夫 Roger opens fire, hits Jeff.
菜鳥霍特接著衝進去 Hoyt is in second,
用散彈鎗把羅傑解決掉 drops Roger with the shotgun.
誰殺了羅傑？ Who shot Roger?
菜鳥，他開的槍 New guy.
菜鳥斃了他 New guy.
你看到什麼？ You two?
霍特把他轟死 Hoyt.
去他的，叫救護車啦 Fuck Hoyt. Ambulance time!
好了，快通報吧 Done. Paul, call them up.
這是刑警，有警員中槍受傷… 11-49. 998. Shots fired. Officer down. Repeat, officer down. 5951 Baxter Street.
恭喜了，你會獲頒英勇獎章 Congratulations. You're gonna get a medal of valor for this.
我沒殺死他 I didn't shoot him.
一屋子的警察都說是你 Four cops saw it.
不是我，是你 But I didn't. You did.
一名洛城警局緝毒組警官 "An L.A.P.D. narcotics officer was killed today...
今天在辦案時不幸殉職 ...serving a warrant in Echo Park."
把槍給我 Give me the bitch.
警局發言人表示該警官留下… "A spokesperson said the officer is survived...
一名妻子和幼女 ...by a wife and child."
你無路可退了，懂嗎？ There's more. You get the picture?
我懂了 Yeah, I get it.
你拿槍指過我兩次，事不過三 That's the second time you pointed a gun at me!
乖乖，我就知道你很厲害 Goddamn, boy! That's it, Jake!
你們都看到嗎？ Y'all see this? That's it!
我很樂意替你斃掉他 I'll put a bullet in that melon.
慢著 Wait, wait.
放心，把槍放下 I'm gonna be cool. Drop the gun!
儘管下手吧，我要找他陪葬 Shoot me. He's coming with me.
我要開槍了 I'll shoot!
他是聯邦幹員 He's a fed.
他不是 No, he ain't.
他只是剛正不阿的乖乖牌 He's just a kid that got the drop on y'all.
大家放輕鬆把話談開，好嗎？ Let's take a deep breath and just diffuse this. Jake?
你不能害我，我不要犯法 I didn't sign up for this!
我知道你很生氣 I know you're angry.
大家把槍放下 Everybody, put the guns down.
不行 Hell, no.
乖乖牌先讓步 Choirboy first.
把槍放下，這是我的命令 Listen! That's an order! Put them down!
仔細聽我說 Use your ears, Jake.
有時候你一定要面對事實 Sometimes we take this shit all the way.
這就是現實的殘酷 It's the nature of the business.
下次沒有人會逼你開槍 You'll never have to pull the trigger again, all right?
你要轉到哪裏？ Mark, where are you transferring?
重案組 S.I.S.
他升了警探 Detective.
我會在一年半內讓你陞官發財 You give me 18 months, I give you a career.
破獲巨額贓款、逮捕頭號要犯 We make the big seizures, Jake.
你一旦加入了就要完全投入 But if you're in my unit, you gotta be in it all the way.
我以為你辦得到，我錯了 I thought you were man enough to handle this shit.
五名資深警官都說是你開的槍 Five decorated officers say that you shot Roger.
調查員會替你抽血驗毒 They will check your blood for intoxicants.
他們會發現什麼？ What are they gonna find?
你成天都在嗑藥 You've been smoking PCP all day.
你計劃了一整天 You've been planning this all day.
我計劃了一整個禮拜 All week, son.
你敢亂說話我就讓你去驗血 You talk, your blood gets to the lab.
你只要出門逛街馬上血濺五步 You wanna take a walk? You won't make it out of here.
不過你只要合作就是英雄 If you're cool, you're a hero.
你是沒殺過人的菜鳥警察 You're above suspicion.
另一把手槍還剩兩發子彈 Alonzo, there's two shots left.
我們殺了菜鳥就說是羅傑干的 We need to kill him now and say Roger got him.
不，我們不殺人 No, we ain't killing nobody.
他是個好人，也是個聰明人 This is a good man. I can feel it.
這是震撼教育，我們都經歷過 Just had a little freak-out, that's all.
他會合作的，誰也別殺他 I say he's cool. Nobody's gonna hurt him.
不過你要做個決定 You do have a decision to make.
十秒後一大堆警察會衝進來 Because this place is gonna be overrun with blue suits.
你可以到外面 So why don't you please go outside,
好好想一想 clear your head.
或是殺了我 Or shoot me.
保羅 Hey, Paul?
你死定，聽到了嗎？ You're dead, motherfucker! You hear me?!
你死定了 Dead!
別一直吃 Well, lay off the device.
好 All right.
浴缸要洗乾淨 Make sure that tub is clean.
好嗎？ All right?
好，待會見 All right, later.
你沒事吧？ You all right?
這次你最好別亂來 It behooves you not to dick around on this one.
這算是自衛殺人… Justifiable homicide in the line of duty.
這算是謀殺和搶劫 -Now, what happened-- -What happened was murder. And armed robbery.
警察就有權殺人嗎？ We had badges, so it's different?
張開雙眼吧，你看不到嗎？ Son, open your eyes! Can't you see?
他是你朋友，你卻一槍殺死他 That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly.
朋友？為什麼？ My friend? Tell me why?
就因為他認識我？ Because he knows my first name?
我只是利用他，這是我的職責 This is the game. I played his ass.
這也是你的職責 That's our job.
羅傑賣毒品給小孩 Roger sold dope to kids.
這世界沒有他會更安全 The world's better off without him.
他是全洛杉磯最大的毒梟 This man was the biggest major violator in Los Angeles.
我盯了他十年了 I watched that cocksucker for years
現在我逮到他 and now I got him.
幹這一行要鬥智鬥力 This is chess, not checkers!
難道闖進他家把他銬起來 What'd you think? We'd roll up in a black and white?
說：你被捕了 就能解決問題嗎？ Slap the cuffs on him?
他可是大毒梟耶 He's a high roller, dog.
把錢拿去吧 我說過，我不要 -Take the money. -I'm not taking it.
我不要這筆錢 -Just take it. -No!
那就那去煎炒煮炸都無所謂 Look, I don't give a fuck,
你拿去大夥兒會好過些 but the boys'll feel better.
我才不管他們 Fuck their feelings!
你這樣就不算我們一夥 Jake, we're a team.
一夥？ A team?
你們是一夥瘋子 You guys are fucking insane.
我寧願去當交通警察開罰單 I'll go back to the Valley, I'll cut parking tickets.
警察不該是這樣 It can't be like this.
就是這樣 抱歉讓你看到醜陋一面 It is. I'm sorry, but it is.
但這是必要的 It's ugly, but it's necessary.
我當警察的目的是抓壞人 I became a cop to put away dealers and criminals,
不是自己當壞人 not to be one.
你跟我以前一樣 You sound just like me.
我知道你的感受，你很害怕 I know what you're going through and feeling. You're scared.
我才不怕 I'm not.
你怕得要命 第一次都會這樣，我也是 Yes, you are. Everyone goes through that the first time. I did.
只要你接受殘酷的現實世界 The sooner you match what's in your head with what's in the real world...
心裏就會好受很多 ...the better you'll feel.
干緝毒這一行一定要犯點錯 In this business...
別人才會信任你 ...you gotta have dirt on you to be trusted.
等你想通了 美好世界會等著你 When all this is behind you, a whole other world will open up for you.
我就是你的嚮導 I walk a higher path, son.
我能為你開啟每一扇門 I have the keys to all the doors.
你在說什麼？ What do you mean?
我的手下不是做領導的料 他們都是小丑 My guys aren't leaders, they're clowns. You're a leader.
你才是領袖，你可以取代我 You want my job? You got it.
你想抓壞人 這才是最好的機會 You want to lock up poisoners? This is the place to do it.
但你要有耐心，先升上警探 But you gotta take your time. You'll make detective,
學聰明點，然後再做改變 you'll grow wise. And then you can change things.
不過你得先改變自己 But it's gotta be from the inside.
我待會帶你回總局找史丹 Let's go downtown to the station. Talk to my guy, Stan.
他會教你該怎麼跟檢察官說 He'll go through what you gotta say to the D.A.
我們來這兒幹嘛？ What are we doing now?
我的線人坐牢 I told an informant
我答應要照顧他家人 I'd take care of his family for him.
我都替他們帶些吃的用的 Bring them food, stuff like that.
幫他養家活口 Gotta help out the family.
信不信由你，我都在做好事 Believe it or not, I do try to do some good.
幹嘛？你來找死嗎？ You know where you're at, dog?
看什麼看？ The fuck you looking at?
我帶了好東西來 Hey, we got some things for the family.
廚房在這兒 Kitchen's this way.
放在櫃檯 Put it on the counter.
我去一下廁所，等我出來就走 I'm gonna go to the head. Two seconds, we're gone.
真好，我要雷射唱盤 Hey, let me get the CD player.
果汁機給你，我要雷射唱盤 No, the CD player's mine.
卓夢，給我進來 Dreamer! Come here!
到房間數一數 Count that shit, all right?
拜託，我正在忙耶 Thanks a lot, I was busy.
下次你最好自己數 Learn how to count, fucking math whiz.
你偷看牌 -You looked! -I didn't.
才沒有，你說我出老千？ You calling me a cheater, ese?
再發一次牌 Deal again, Sniper.
你玩牌嗎？ You play cards, cop?
不常玩 No, not really.
喝啤酒嗎？來一瓶吧 Want a beer? Have a cold one.
不，謝了 No, thanks, I'm good.
坐下來，玩一把嘛 Come on, sit down. Play a card game with us.
你是客人，有點禮貌 Don't be rude, ese. You're a guest.
坐下來玩一把 Why don't you play one hand?
放心，我們不賭錢 Don't worry, we ain't betting money.
我們馬上就走了 We gotta roll in a second.
艾朗索在大號，沒那麼快 Alonzo's taking a shit.
好吧，我就玩一把 All right, I'll play one hand.
你們在玩梭哈嗎？ Is this five-card draw?
小丑是王牌 Yeah, jokers are wild.
告訴我，你當豬玀多久了？ Why don't you tell us something? How long you been a pig?
對不起，對不起 My bad. My bad.
我是說你當警察有多久？ I meant a police officer.
我當了19個月 I've been a pig for 19 months.
是嗎？ Is that right?
你喜歡嗎？ You like it?
我應該當消防員，還要一張 I should've been a fireman. One more.
你有什麼牌？ What you got, dog?
三張十一點 Three of a kind.
我什麼也沒有 I didn't get shit.
太棒了 Boo-ya, baby!
我有兩對，兩對耶 Two pair!
你高興什麼？警察贏了 What the fuck? He won.
拜託，我有兩對耶 I got two pair!
三條比你的兩對大啦 Three of a kind beats two pair, you fucking dumb truck.
你真是笨，你一定沒吃藥 You're fucking stupid. Take your medication.
聽好了，我才是聰明人 Seriously. I know I'm number one.
因為有這呆瓜，我們才不賭錢 See why we don't play for money? Because of this vato.
很好，給我看你的傢伙 Show me your cohete.
什麼？ What?
你的佩槍，給他看 Your gun, homes. Underneath your shirt.
你用的是點三八口徑手槍嗎？ What is it, .380 stainless?
九厘米貝瑞塔 9mm Beretta.
像這一把嗎？ Like that?
一模一樣 Just like it.
真的嗎？ Yeah?
這就是問題了 Here's the problem.
我看過這把，我要看你那把 I seen this one. I want to see yours.
來啦，我不會開槍的 Come on, ese, I ain't gonna shoot nobody.
給我看看 Let me check it out.
那招是在警校學的？ Learn that in the Academy?
是呀 Neat trick.
挺厲害的 This is nice.
不錯，這真不錯 Nice.
一槍就把壞蛋給斃了 You could fuck a vato up with this.
你只要拿起來瞄準對方 What you do is, you aim like that.
我只是在耍你 I'm just playing.
我得走了 Yeah, I gotta go.
艾朗索 Alonzo!
留下來玩吧 Kick back and party.
你走不了了 Ain't nothing out there for you.
什麼意思？ What are you talking about?
白小子 Hey, white boy.
既然你都問了，我就說吧 If you ask me homes, that's just, of course, if you ask...
艾朗索出賣你了 ...Alonzo played you, ese.
他把你害慘了 Big time.
等一等，你想去哪？ Wait, where you going?
該你發牌了 It's your deal.
錢都在這兒 It's all there.
你確定？ Sure?
你不信就自己數呀 You can count it yourself.
艾朗索一定有魔法 Alonzo pulled off a miracle.
時機很差，他卻弄到這筆錢 Times are tight. Scared up a lot of cash.
他殺了誰？ Who'd he jack, homes?
我不知道 I don't know.
他殺了羅傑 He jacked Roger.
把那傢伙轟掉了 Blasted that fool.
艾朗索是個貪污腐敗的壞警察 Alonzo's a low-down, ruthless vato.
不過我很佩服他，他夠狠 But I like that.
不，我才不會跟他握手 That's why I never shake his hand.
他什麼都不尊重 He don't respect nada.
他弄那筆錢幹嘛？ Know what the money's for?
艾朗索太火爆了 Alonzo, he's a hothead.
上禮拜在賭城 Last week in Vegas,
有一個俄國佬把他給惹毛了 some Russian starts talking shit.
他把對方活活打死 Alonzo, he just snapped. Beat his ass to death.
結果這俄國佬是重要角色 Turns out, that Russian, he's a somebody.
艾朗索欠他們一百萬美元 Now, Alonzo's into the Russians for a million.
你怎麼知道？ How do you know that?
艾朗索今晚一定要付錢 Alonzo has until tonight to pay up.
要不然就會被追殺 But he's still on their list.
想不到他真的弄到這筆巨款 Nobody thought he could get the cash.
幸好他有一組手下替他幹活 Good thing he did. They're looking for him.
今晚午夜他沒趕到市區交錢 If he don't turn up downtown with the cash by midnight....
你老友就死定了 Your vato...he's dead.
你被別人雞姦過嗎？ Hey, pig. Ever had your shit pushed in?
快回答 Simple question.
沒有 -No? -No.
我被雞姦過 Had my shit pushed in.
沒錯 Yeah, man.
我也被雞姦過，好慘哦 I had my shit pushed in, bro! Big time!
史麥利呢？ Smiley?
我也被別人雞姦過 Sure, I always get love from the homeys.
你們把他揍扁了 You guys fucked him up!
把她們帶走 Go next door.
快滾出去 Get the fuck out of here!
你完蛋了 You fucked up.
你被捕了，臭警察 You're under arrest!
誰叫你在我家撒野 For being a cop, dogging me in the mouth in my own pad.
你會被毒打一頓，小雜種 You got the right to be bitch-slapped!
把他拖進浴缸 Drag him to the tub.
動手吧 Raid his ass!
關門，聲音會很大 Do it! It's gonna be loud.
我先拿他的錢 Let me get his money.
快點 -Wait. -Hurry up.
史麥利 Smiley, check it out.
你鐵會生氣 這不是你表妹嗎？ Is that your little cousin?
你從哪兒拿來的？ -What's this? -I found it!
我檢到的，我檢到的 -Who had it? -I found it!
哪兒？ Where?
我在麥卡錫公園檢到的 I found it in MacArthur Park! MacArthur Park!
等等，我看不到 Wait up, I can't even see.
給我閉嘴 Shut the fuck up!
信教的話就禱告吧 Get in your last prayer.
聽我說，她當時被強暴 Listen to me, man. She was being raped.
我阻止兩個毒蟲強暴她 Two crackheads were attacking her...
我發誓，我阻止了他們 ...and I stopped them! I swear to God!
你在說謊 You're lying to me!
我發誓我沒說謊 I am not lying!
她被強暴，我阻止他們 She was being raped! I stopped them!
我有一個小孩 Please! I got a kid.
閉嘴 Shut up, fag!
斃了他吧 Blast his ass.
我有一個小女兒 I have a little girl!
下手吧 Do it!
她是我表妹，我要問清楚 I'm gonna get to the bottom of your bullshit. She's my cousin, homes.
她只是小孩，不該把她扯進來 Ain't right involving her.
你完蛋了 You fucked up.
要是你敢說謊 If you're lying to me...
我就打爆你的鳥蛋 ...I blow your balls off.
莉蒂，你在幹嘛？ -Hello. -Hey, Letty.
表哥，我在做功課 -What's up? -Hey, Smiley. Just doing homework.
你要找湯尼嗎？ You want Tony?
我要找你，你今天有上學嗎？ No, I want you. You go to school today?
有啊 Yeah.
你沒有翹課嗎？ -You didn't ditch? -Nope.
我都有上課呀，怎麼了？ I went to every class. Why?
聽說不是這樣 I heard different.
警察找過你嗎？ Cops talk to you today?
沒有 No, no.
老實說，別騙我 All right, Letty... don't bullshit me.
好啦，我被兩個毒蟲攻擊 I got jumped by two crackheads.
你被攻擊？ You got jumped?
我猜他們想強暴我 I think they wanted to rape me.
他們只打了我幾下而已 But nothing happened, okay?
有個警察跑來救我 Because this cop came.
他差點沒命，不過他很神勇 They almost killed him ...but he kicked their ass.
這警察長什麼樣？ Describe him.
他是白人，蠻年輕的 He was a white boy. He looked real young.
你真的沒事？ You're okay?
沒事啦，我很好 Yeah, I'm fine.
莉蒂，這件事以後再說 -Hey, Letty. -Yeah? -We're not done.
好吧 Okay.
怎麼樣？ What's up?
你要不要斃了他？ You gonna blast him?
他說的是實話 Vato was telling the truth.
真沒想到 Life's a trip, que no?
真是太巧了 This is some trippy shit.
看在你救了我表妹的份上 That's for getting my cousin's back.
拿去，別把地板弄髒了 Cover your head. You'll mess up my floor.
你知道這只是公事公辦 You know this was just business, right?
對吧？ Right?
對 Right.
菜鳥，來找死嗎？ 你不能來這裏 What you doing here? You know you don't belong here.
你有事嗎？ You got business here, rookie?
我來找艾朗索 I'm here for Alonzo.
你爸在嗎？ Hey. Is your dad home?
他在臥室 In the bedroom.
他在臥室嗎？幫我開門？ He's in the bedroom? All right, you wanna open up the door?
你在看電視嗎？ Okay. Thanks. You watching TV?
好看嗎？ Yeah, anything good on?
你要我叫媽咪嗎？ Do you want me to call my mom?
不要 No, I don't.
這樣好了 I'll tell you what I want.
我要你躲起來，有地方躲嗎？ Find a good hiding spot. Do you have a favorite place to hide?
衣櫥 The closet.
這間衣櫥嗎？太好了 In the closet? That's perfect.
打開來，對，很好 Okay, open up the closet. All right. Good, good.
我要你坐下來 Can you sit down in there?
待在這兒 All right. Now stay in here and be very quiet.
別出聲，我馬上回來 I'll be right back. All right?
全都在這兒 It's all good, baby.
你靠著牆壁 You, against the wall.
你把手伸出來 Move real slow.
錢放在袋子裏 Put the money in that bag...
把槍放進枕頭套 ...take your weapons and place them inside that pillowcase.
恭喜了 Congratulations, son.
你沒有死 You made it.
你通過考驗，你是緝毒員了 You passed the test. You're a narc.
把槍放下，別害她心臟病發作 Put the gun down before you give her a heart attack.
錢放袋子裏，槍放進枕頭套 I said put the money in that bag. Place your weapons inside that pillowcase.
你別想去見俄國佬，來不及了 Fuck your appointment with the Russians.
好吧 Oh, okay.
把枕頭套給我 Okay. Hand me the pillowcase, baby.
把枕頭套給我 Baby! Hand me the pillowcase.
你想把我帶回局裏？ You're gonna book me?
別忘了你嗑了藥 You smoked the dust.
你也像瘋子一樣打死羅傑 You ran out, and you're the one that shot Roger.
拿去吧 Here you go.
還有你腳上的佩槍 And the one on your ankle?
背後那把也要嗎？ Want the one in my back pocket too?
對 One problem:
問題是你沒有目擊證人 You got no witnesses.
誰是證人？羅傑？史麥利？ Who are your witnesses, huh? Roger? Smiley?
我的手下才不會幫你 You think they'll help you?
真相沒人信，證據才重要 It's not what you know. It's what you can prove.
你能證明什麼？ What can you prove, huh? Nothing.
你哪來的證據？ -Where's your evidence? -There.
那筆錢 Oh, shit!
決鬥開始了 It's on now, Jake.
別動 Don't move.
你在哪裏？ Where you at, Jake?
出來吧 Come on out, dog!
我看到了 -Ah! I see you. -Shit!
我可是神槍手 I'm surgical with this bitch.
你想死得很難看嗎？ How you want it?
坐輪椅的傢伙也是我的傑作 That fool in the wheelchair? How you think he got there?
你看到嗎？ You see what I see?
霍特警官 Officer Hoyt,
警察的天職，拯救人命 job number one: Preserve life.
別傷害我兒子 There's my son. Don't hurt him.
我們一起走出來 We're walking out together.
你沒事吧？ You all right?
我要找媽咪 I want my mommy.
我知道 I know, I know, I know.
別亂動，不會有事的 Just sit tight, all right?
我知道 It's gonna be all right. I know.
手伸出來，他人呢？ All right, let me see your hands! Where is he?
窗口 -The window. -Come on!
快來抱你兒子 -Get your kid, stay down. -Alonzito!
羔羊手上有槍可不好玩吧 It's no fun when the rabbit has the gun, is it?
好傢伙 My nigga.
誰先一槍斃了他 Hey, first Damu puts one in his head...
我就讓他發財 ...I'll make you a rich man!
快呀，誰想發財？ Come on now. Who wanna get paid?
誰想發財？ Who wanna get paid?
他們跟你不一樣 They're not like you.
我今天學到一件事 You know what I learned today?
我也跟你不一樣 I'm not like you.
很好，那敢情好 That's good. I'm glad to hear that.
很好 Good.
現在怎樣？ So, what now? Huh?
你要殺我嗎？ What you gonna do, shoot me?
你要殺一個警察嗎？ You gonna bust your cherry killing a cop?
動手呀 There it is, Jake.
殺了我 Hit me.
你沒殺過人吧？ You never killed nobody before.
這跟踩死螞蟻不同 It ain't like stepping on ants.
男子漢才能殺人 Takes a man to kill.
你是男子漢嗎？ Are you man enough to kill?
轟了我腦袋 Hit me right there.
殺我，殺了我吧 Get me, Jake. Get me.
動手呀 Hit me. Hit me.
你下不了手 You can't do it.
幫我把這傢伙斃了 Somebody drop this fool for me.
我們受夠你了，你自求多福吧 You got us twisted. You got to put your own work in.
好吧，就是這樣嗎？ All right. It's like that, Bone?
就是這樣 It's like that.
我跟你杠上了 Player to player, pimp to pimp.
我不相信你會開槍 I don't believe you'd shoot me.
別逼我 Don't do it.
別逼我 Don't.
我不信你有種開槍 I don't believe you got it in you.
我要把槍和錢都拿走 而你卻不敢怎樣 I'm gonna get that gun and that money. You ain't gonna do a thing.
因為你不敢從背後向警察開槍 You ain't gonna shoot no cop in the back.
別逼我 -Don't do it. -You know what you'd get?
殺警察會進毒氣室 The gas chamber. You know what it smells like?
毒氣聞起來就像松油 Pine oil.
我要把你送上西天 That's where you headed, to pine oil heaven.
我要拿槍，然後拿錢 I'm gonna get that gun and that money.
我不信你有種向我開槍 I don't think you got it in you. I'm gonna go get it.
可惡 Shit!
你這小王八蛋 Ah, you motherfucker!
下一槍就斃了你 The next one will kill you.
小雜種 Son of a bitch!
你打中我屁股 You shot me in the ass!
好，等一下，聽我說 Okay, wait, wait, wait. Okay, okay.
我需要那筆錢，快給我 All right. Come on, I need the money. Give me the money.
傑克，快把錢給我 Give me that money!
辦不到 It's not gonna happen.
你要殺了我，搶我的錢？ You gonna take my own money from me?
這是證物，你想坐牢或回家？ That's my evidence. You wanna go to jail or go home?
我想回家 I wanna go home, Jake.
把錢給我讓我回家 Give me the money, and let me go home.
你想回家？ You wanna go home?
對，讓我回家 Yeah, let me go home, Jake.
把錢給我，讓我回家 Give me the money, and let me go.
把錢給我，讓我回家 Give me the money, and let me go home, Jake.
快點 That's right, come on.
你不配當警察 You don't deserve this.
好吧，小混蛋 Okay, motherfucker.
傑克，你走，快走吧 Jake, go and bounce, homey.
我們會掩護你 Get up out of here. We got your back.
什麼？ What?
就是這樣 -It's like that. -Oh, no, you didn't!
不，你不能這樣，你不能這樣 Wait a minute! No, you-- Hey, hey, Jake!
傑克…傑克… Hey! Jake! Jake!
回來 Jake, come back here!
傑克 Jake!
你這個忘恩負義的臭小子 You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.
我需要那筆錢 I need my money!
傑克 Jake!
你們這群混球，好吧 Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay.
我要把你們全都關進大牢 All right! I'm putting cases on all you bitches!
你們一個都別想逃 Huh? You think you can do this shit? Jake!
你們竟然這麼對我？ You think you can do this to me?!
我要讓你們一個個都蹲苦窯 You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you!
每天做苦工 Shoe program, nigga!
永遠不見天日 Twenty-three hour lock-down!
我才是這兒的老大 I'm the man up in this piece!
你們最好別把我惹毛 Who you think you fucking with?!
我是警察老大，你們是老百姓 I'm the police! I run shit here! You just live here!
沒錯，快躲起來 That's right, you better walk away.
因為我要把這地方給拆了 I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down!
大金剛都動不了我 King Kong ain't got shit on me!
沒關係，沒辦法 That's all right. That's all right.
管它的，反正我是贏家 Shit, I don't fuck-- I'm winning anyway. I'm winning.
怎麼樣我都贏，我不會輸 I'm winning anyway. I can't lose.
我就像是一隻打不死的蟑螂 Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
今天真倒霉 Oh, what a day.
今天有夠倒霉了 What a motherfucking day!
一名洛城警局緝毒組警官 An L.A. police officer was killed today...
今天在辦案時不幸殉職 ...serving a warrant near LAX.
警局發言人表示艾朗索警官… An L.A.P.D. spokesperson said Officer Harris...
留下一名妻子和四名幼子 ... was survived by his wife and four sons.