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HONEY?
HI.
ARE THESE FOR ME?
UH-HUH.
PRETTY! YOU HUNGRY?
YEAH.
I FIXED YOUR FAVORITE.
MMM!
WOULD YOU OPEN THE WINE?
SURE.
IT'S A GREAT YEAR.
SORRY I'M LATE.
WHERE WERE YOU? I WAS WORRIED.
SOME HOTSHOT TRACKER BROUGHT IN AN ORDER
OF SPARK PLUGS AND PERCUSSION CAPS,
99% OF WHICH WERE ALL BONGED UP,
RUSTED PURE ORANGE-- RUSTED LIKE CARROTS.
BON APPETIT.
LOOKS GREAT!
SO DO YOU.
THANKS.
YOU'RE WELCOME, SAM.
[TING]
DO YOU KNOW THAT RUST
IS AN ELECTROCHEMICAL PROCESS?
ELECTROCHEMICAL?
YEAH.
I JUST LEARNED THIS.
I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY, TOO.
WHAT DO THESE THINGS HAVE IN COMMON--
LIGHTNING RODS, FIG NEWTONS,
ESCALATORS, BALLPOINT PENS, AND VASELINE?
VASELINE?
MM-HMM.
I DON'T KNOW. I GIVE UP.
THEY WERE ALL INVENTED BY AMERICANS.
WHO INVENTED VASELINE?
DESSERT?
YEAH.
CHERRY?
WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY?
ARE YOU OK?
KISS ME.
CHERRY?
WELL, SHE SURE TOOK A LOT OF WATER.
CAN YOU FIX HER?
[ZAP]
I'M SORRY, KID.
TOTAL INTERNAL MELTDOWN.
THEY DON'T COME ANY FINER THAN THIS.
LEVEL OF RESPONSE, SENSITIVITY...
IT'S A THING OF THE PAST.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT ABOUT HER CHIP?
I WOULDN'T LET YOU GO WITHOUT THAT.
YOU GOT HER BASIC MEMORY RIGHT HERE--
HER VOCAL PATTERNS, REFLEX ACTION, PERSONALITY.
THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
YOU DO KNOW HOW RARE AND VALUABLE THIS IS?
YEAH.
I KNOW.
I KNOW HOW IT IS. YOU'RE LIKE ME.
YOU'RE A ROMANTIC.
MOST OF THESE BIRDS, THEY DON'T CARE.
IT'S ALL APPLE PANDOWDY TO THEM.
BUT WE BOTH KNOW
EACH ONE OF THESE HONEYS IS SPECIAL--
GOT HER OWN SPECIAL MAGIC, HER OWN SPECIAL WAY.
ISN'T THAT TRUE?
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. COME HERE.
GOT TO FACE IT, SAM. THIS IS 2017.
EVEN THE BEST TRACKER COULDN'T FIND A CHERRY
IN THESE PARTS.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO, SLIM?
IT'S A CHERRY OR NOTHING.
LET ME SHOW YOU A COUPLE THINGS.
NOW, THIS IS OUR BAMBI 14 MODEL.
BRAND-NEW, NEVER BEEN USED.
COMING UP IS OUR CINDY 990.
STRICTLY DOMESTIC, ACTUALLY--
HOUSEWORK, TAXES, THINGS LIKE THAT.
BELOW THE WAIST, NO MAN'S LAND.
NOW, IF I READ YOU CORRECTLY,
I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE MORE SPUNK.
SPUNK ISN'T EXACTLY THE WORD.
IT'S MORE KIND OF... INTANGIBLE.
MM-HMM. STEP DOWN FOR A MINUTE
AND GAZE UPON PERFECTION, CRAFTSMANSHIP.
DISK DRIVE, PELVIC ROLL--
THIS IS WHEN DETROIT STILL CARED.
SAM? SAM.
OH, SAM.
GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME.
I'LL CHECK AROUND.
THAT'S ALL I CAN DO.
WITH UNEMPLOYMENT DOWN TO 40%,
THE NATION ROUNDS THE CORNER.
SALVAGE AND RECYCLING CENTERS ARE PAVING THE WAY
FOR THE FUTURE.
JUST AS OUR GRANDFATHERS' GENERATION DID,
WORKERS TODAY NEED TO THINK TWICE
BEFORE THROWING THINGS AWAY.
TOASTER OVENS, STEAM IRONS, BLOW-DRIERS--
WHOLE FAMILIES ARE PITCHING IN.
THE RESULT IS PLAIN TO SEE--
A NEW LIFE FOR HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES.
SECTORS 19 AND 3
ARE STILL EXPERIENCING PERIODIC SHORTAGES.
PLEASE CHECK YOUR AREA
FOR ANY SERVICEABLE MANUFACTURED APPLIANCE.
THE RED ZONE IS FOR MAGNESIUM
AND SILOCARBIDE RECYCLABLES ONLY.
PLEASE HAVE YOUR RECLAMATION CREDIT FORM
READY FOR PROCESSING.
SAMBO!
HEY, BILL. SAM.
5:00, CHAMP. CLOSING TIME.
WE'RE HEADING FOR THE GLU GLU CLUB.
WANT TO TAG ALONG?
NO, THANKS.
DRINKS ARE ON BILL.
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU PALE OR SOMETHING?
I HATE THE GLU GLU CLUB.
WE CAN GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
THE WINK WINK. THE DOTTED LINE!
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.
BILL'S GOT A HOT DATE WITH AMY MEEMUR.
AMY WHO?
BITCH ON WHEELS.
BEEN TRYIN' TO LAND THAT FISH FOR FIVE WEEKS.
COME ON, GUYS,
YOU KNOW I'LL BE DEAD WEIGHT.
STAND BY. STAND FIRM.
STRENGTH IN NUMBERS.
AW, YOU GUYS GO ON.
I GOT TO STRAIGHTEN OUT
THIS EXTENSION-CORD SITUATION IN SECTOR 5.
SECTOR 5?
THAT'S A LOST CAUSE.
PACK IT IN. HAVE A DRINK.
WORKIN' TOO HARD.
HAVE TWO DRINKS.
SO YOUR ROBOT IS GONE.
WHY DON'T YOU TRY SOME REAL WOMEN?
TAKE 5. TAKE 10. GET AWAY FROM THE PLANT.
OK.
LET'S DO IT.
THIS IS IT, SAM-- FLESH AND BLOOD.
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS A LITTLE PAPERWORK,
SOME SONG AND DANCE, AND THEN YOU'RE HOME FREE.
WOMEN, SAM. REAL WOMEN.
AMY MEEMUR.
LOOKS HOT.
LET'S GET IT DOWN ON PAPER.
YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE
IN MY CLIENT'S MOUTH,
AND I'LL SUE YOUR ASS OFF!
DEALBREAKER.
[SEDUCTIVELY] HI.
THIS IS ME AND STEVE.
I THINK THAT'S STEVE.
YEAH.
HA HA HA!
I MET HIM HERE LAST MONTH.
YOU'RE REALLY SOMETHING.
DON'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW ME?
ACTUALLY, NO.
WHAT?
WELL, MY CARD'S EXPIRED.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT IN THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
I MEAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING IF YOUR CARD'S EXPIRED?
I'M SORRY.
OF ALL THE STUPIDEST GOD DAMN THINGS!
ASSHOLE!
OK.
LET'S SEE.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
A STANDARD ONE-NIGHT ARRANGEMENT, RIGHT?
I GUESS. YEAH.
SO WE'LL SAY A DINNER, COMPLETE SEXUAL ENCOUNTER,
FULL PENETRATION, OPTIONAL EPISODE IN THE MORNING.
JUST SLOW DOWN.
I PERSONALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE.
LET ME SEE THIS.
MY LAWYER BETTER SEE THIS ONE.
FOR INSTANCE, THE ORAL CLAUSE SEEMS A LITTLE...
STICKY.
MINOR POINT. WE'LL WORK IT OUT IN BED.
HEY,YOUWORK IT OUT IN BED
'CAUSEI'MNOT GONNA BE THERE!
NO DEAL, NO PEEL.
[SLURP]
[CHIP REWINDS]
[CHIMING]
HI, HONEY.
ARE THESE FOR ME?
OHH, PRETTY!
YOU HUNGRY?
I FIXED YOUR FAVORITE.
I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY, TOO.
WHAT DO THESE THINGS HAVE IN COMMON--
LIGHTNING RODS, FIG NEWTONS,
ESCALATORS, BALL POINT PENS, AND VASELINE?
DESSERT?
I'M SORRY, KID.
TOTAL INTERNAL MELTDOWN.
BINGO, SAM! I HEARD OF A TRACKER
WHO'LL GO INTO ZONE 7.
HE'LL GET YOU A CHERRY--SAME MAKE.
RIGHT DOWN TO THE MODEL NUMBER AND EYELASHES.
STICK IN HER MEMORY CHIP,
AND YOU GOT YOUR GIRL BACK EXACTLY LIKE BEFORE.
NOW, THERE'S A TRACKER BAR
OUT AT GLORY HOLE.
DRIVE OUT THERE, FIND A TRACKER NAMED JOHNSON.
GOOD LUCK, SAM.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
[HORSE NEIGHS]
[DING]
[DOOR CLOSES]
I'D LIKE A ROOM FOR TONIGHT.
THE NAME IS TREADWELL.
THAT'LL BE A BUCK-50 FOR THE NIGHT.
WE RUN CLEAN PLACE.
WE LIKE THINGS QUIET.
THE RULE IS
YOU CAN'T BRING ROBOTS IN AFTER 11:00.
WE GOT BIG SELECTION
OF FREDS AND JOHNS AND MARILYNS,
SO DON'T HAVE TO DRAG NO ONE IN HERE.
HAVE YOU GOT ANY CHERRYS?
[COINS DROPPING]
CHERRYS?
WHERE YOU COME FROM?
HMM!
JEEZ!
NOT AGAIN!
OHH...
DAMN THING'S BUSTED.
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO PRIDE IN WORKMANSHIP?
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
HELLO?
ANYBODY HERE?
IT BETTER BE GOOD.
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO E. JOHNSON ABOUT A JOB.
WHO ARE YOU?
SAM TREADWELL-- FROM ANAHEIM.
I'M E. JOHNSON.
EXCUSE ME.
I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE.
WHAT THE--
I GREW UP IN THE ZONE, MISTER.
I'VE BEEN A GUIDE IN THE TERRITORY SINCE I WAS A KID.
I CAN DISTINGUISH
BETWEEN POISONOUS AND NONPOISONOUS REPTILES.
AND I KNOW THE ROADS.
I USED TO RIDE WITH SIX FINGERED JAKE
WHEN HE HAD ALL HIS DIGITS.
HE WAS THE BEST TRACKER IN THE BUSINESS.
MAYBE I WAS A BIT RASH.
NOW, WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
NOT SO FAST.
SHE'S A CHERRY 2000.
I WANT YOU TO GO INTO ZONE 7
AND GET ME ONE JUST LIKE HER.
THIS ISN'T A DATING SERVICE.
I THOUGHT YOU NEVER SAY NO.
I HAVEN'T...YET.
I'M PAYING 500 FOR THE JOB,
200 UP FRONT.
IT'S BEEN SORT OF A DULL WEEK.
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND TRAVELING AT NIGHT.
WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
WE'D HAVE MORE FUN CHEWING ON RAZOR BLADES
THAN DRIBBLING AROUND THE ZONE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE?
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
I HIREDYOUTO GO IN. THAT'S THE DEAL.
YOU BRING HER BACK, YOU GET PAID.
THOSE ROBOT CHASSIS ARE KEPT IN THE WORST PART
OF THE ZONE.
WE CALL IT THE GRAVEYARD.
MAYBE I CAN GET IN AND FIND THIS THING,
BUT I NEED SOMEBODY RIDING SHOTGUN
IN ORDER TO MAKE IT OUT IN ONE PIECE.
FORGET IT.
I THINK I'LL FIND THIS GUY SIX FINGERED JAKE.
[PIANO PLAYING]
[MUSIC STOPS]
WHO ARE YOU?
MY NAME IS TREADWELL, SAM TREADWELL.
I'M LOOKING FOR A TRACKER.
A GUY NAMED SIX FINGERED JAKE.
WHERE CAN I FIND HIM? I'VE GOT A JOB FOR HIM.
JAKE'S DEAD.
LESTER CAUGHT HIM OUT IN ZONE 7
AND CUT OFF HIS HANDS.
AND THEN HE BLED TO DEATH.
WHERE YOU FROM, MISTER?
ANAHEIM.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
RUM. 151.
UH-HUH.
AND A CRULLER.
2 BITS, ANAHEIM.
MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU OUT, MISTER.
YOU A TRACKER?
I DO ODD JOBS.
NAME'S STACY. THIS IS EARL.
HE'S VISITING FROM ADOBE FLATS.
SIT DOWN.
HAVE A DRINK AND A DOUGHNUT.
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SEE JAKE FOR?
OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT EARL.
HE'S DEAF AS A DOORKNOB.
I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO GO INTO ZONE 7.
ZONE 7.
THAT'S RIGHT.
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT IN THERE?
MY, MY!
IS THAT A CHERRY?
A CHERRY 2000.
VA-VOOM!
KNOW WHERE YOU CAN FIND ONE LIKE HER?
THAT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH YOU'RE WILLING TO SPEND.
JUST THE CHASSIS.
YOU GOT THE MONEY ON YOU NOW?
MAYBE I DO.
MAYBE I DON'T.
OK.
EARL.
YOU STAY HERE.
ME AND MR. TREADWELL ARE GOING TO TALK TO JAKE.
SIX FINGERED JAKE?
JAKE'S ALIVE.
HE JUST DON'T LIKE PUBLICITY.
YEAH, ZONE 7 IS A TOUGH PLACE.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY THEY CARRY ON OUT THERE--
PEOPLE STAYING UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING TWISTER,
REVERTING TO THEIR ANIMAL NATURES.
SO WHERE ARE WE GOING?
I'M TAKING YOU TO SEE JAKE.
WELL, WHERE IS HE?
HE'S DEAD. HA HA!
DROP THE GUN.
I DIDN'T MEAN YOU, WEEVIL BRAIN!
NOW PICK THAT UP!
GOD, YOU MAKE ME SICK!
AND THE CARTRIDGES, TOO, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
I THOUGHT HE COULDN'T HEAR TOO WELL.
I READ LIPS.
GOT THE MONEY ON YOU, SAM?
WHAT ABOUT THE CHIP?
LESTER'S GOING TO WANT THAT CHIP.
SHUT UP, EARL! SEARCH HIM.
JESUS!
GET OFF! GET OFF ME!
YOU DUMB, FAT--
EARL, YOU CHICKEN HEAD!
[CAT SCREECHES]
HEY, JOHNSON,
I'VE BEEN THINKING IT OVER.
YOU GOT THE JOB.
THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED.
GET IN.
OK, LET'S JUST GET
A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT, TREADWELL.
I DO THE TRACKING.
YOU JUST SIT THERE AND DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.
FINE. LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
[ENGINE REVS]
HOW CAN YOU SEE?
I MEAN HOW CAN YOU SEE TO DRIVE?
I DRIVE BY FEEL, MOSTLY.
BY FEEL.
MOSTLY.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHAT'S WRONG?
WHY DID WE STOP?
PUT THIS ON.
DON'T YOU WEAR ONE?
IT MIGHT MESS UP MY HAIR.
ARE YOU LOST? I THINK WE'RE--
MISTER, I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D JUST SHUT UP
UNTIL WE GET THROUGH THE BARRICADES.
WHAT BARRICADES?
KEEP YOUR HEAD LOW, AND TRY NOT TO GET SHOT.
OH, GREAT.
HANG ON.
FRIENDS OF YOURS?
A BUNCH OF FREAKS OUT ON THE EDGES.
THEY GOT NOTHING TO DO. THEY'RE BORED.
THEY JUST WANT A LITTLE ACTION.
IT'SREALMATURE.
[YAWNS]
HAVE A NICE NAP?
WHERE ARE WE?
OK. WE'RE ABOUT RIGHT HERE.
AND THE ROBOT GRAVEYARD IS OVER HERE.
I FIGURE EIGHT HOURS OF DRIVING WILL GET US
INTO THE YARD ABOUT 4:00 IN THE MORNING.
GIVES YOU ABOUT 15 MINUTES
TO FIND YOUR DOLL.
15 MINUTES?
AT THE MOST.
THERE'LL BE SIRENS SCREAMING, PATROLS EVERYWHERE,
DOGS, YOU NAME IT. THE WHOLD SHOOTIN' MATCH.
THE TRICK IS TO TIME IT JUST RIGHT
SO WE CAN MAKE IT OUT WHILE IT'S STILL DARK.
YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO EASY.
YOU STAND WATCH. I'M GONNA GET SOME REST.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU EXPECT ME TO SIT AROUND HERE
WHEN WE'RE SO CLOSE?
WHY DON'T YOU LET ME DRIVE WHILE YOU SLEEP?
NO WAY, MISTER.
NOBODY DRIVES MY CAR.
GO HUM A LITTLE TUNE OR SOMETHING.
COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS, READ A BOOK.
I DON'T CARE.
JUST DON'T GO WALKING AROUND.
YEAH, I'LL HUM A LITTLE TUNE.
I DON'T BELIEVE HER.
"NOBODY DRIVES MY CAR."
I LOVE YOU, SAM.
I'M SO LUCKY TO BE WITH YOU.
KISS ME.
OH, THAT'S NICE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
OK. MOVE CLOSER.
MMM...YES.
THAT FEELS GOOD.
YES. YES, HERE. FASTER.
FASTER. OH...
IS THAT YOUR HAND?
LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
OH, I LIKE THAT.
[EXPLOSIONS]
YES, HERE. FASTER, FASTER, YES.
AAH!
WHOA!
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STAY PUT.
NEXT TIME YOU WANDER OFF LIKE THAT,
I'LL LEAVE YOU BEHIND FOR THE BUZZARDS.
IS THAT A THREAT OR A PROMISE?
IT'S LESTER.
WHO'S LESTER?
HE'S SORT OF JUDGE, JURY,
AND EXECUTIONER OUT HERE,
A TOTAL WACKO.
HE AND HIS GANG CONTROL ZONE 7.
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
GOOD QUESTION.
AAH!
COME ON.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE DETOUR.
GOOD IDEA.
[CHEERING]
IT'S JUST ONE MORE DAY.
DON'T LOOK SO BROKENHEARTED.
HER EYES ARE RED DOTS.
THAT'S FROM THE FLASH.
THAT'S WHERE THE RED COMES FROM.
IF I TOOK A PICTURE OF YOU,
THE SAME THING WOULD HAPPEN.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME?
I SAID "IF."
IF.
OH.
IF ONLY I HAD RED EYES.
ARE WE LOST?
RELAX. BEEN THIS WAY 100 TIMES BEFORE.
WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S A CRANE.
I CAN SEE THAT.
I MEAN WHAT'S IT DOING OUT HERE?
NOTHING... YET.
WELL, WE'RE WASTING TIME.
LET'S GET GOING.
HOLD YOUR HORSES.
YOU'RE PAYING ME TO DO A JOB,
NOT DRIVE A BUS.
SO LEAVE THE TRACKING TO ME.
FINE. I'LL GET SOME SLEEP.
I WOULDN'T GET TOO COMFORTABLE.
MORE BARRICADES?
THIS AIN'T NOTHING LIKE THE BARRICADES.
LES, WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE.
AN UNIDENTIFIED WHITE MALE AND THAT REDHEADED TRACKER
JUST BLASTED THEIR WAY INTO THE ZONE.
THEY'RE UNAUTHORIZED, BRAD. WASTE THEM!
I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER.
RANDA, IDOLIKE YOUR PERSONALITY.
[BEEPING]
HOPE YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
MAGNET ATTACHED.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
IT'S THE BEST WAY TO CROSS THE RIVER.
DON'T TELL ME.
YOU'VE BEEN THIS WAY A HUNDRED TIMES BEFORE.
TARGET IN POSITION.
GET READY!
YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT?
WE'LL GO ON 3.
1, 2, 3.
BUCK, DUMP THEM IN THE RIVER!
10-4.
GIVE ME A ROPE!
YOU GOT IT!
IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE OPERATOR.
RIGHT.
GOD! UH, I'M HIT!
BE CAREFUL!
KEEP ME COVERED.
[GUNFIRE]
PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT.
THINGS ARE GOING TO GET A BIT ROUGH.
WISH ME LUCK.
YOU'RE CRAZY!
WHOA!
OOH!
YOU ALL RIGHT?
UH...SWALLOWED MY GUM.
HURRY UP!
GIVE ME YOUR HAND!
YOU ALWAYS WORK THIS WAY?
YEAH, BUT IT'S NEVER BEEN THIS EASY.
NEVER SAY NO, HUH?
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
OK, TREADWELL. END OF THE LINE.
GREAT. WHAT'S NEXT?
WE GOT TO HOOF IT FROM HERE.
HEY, WAIT!
GOTTA GET MY STUFF!
I CAN'T SEE THE BOTTOM.
DON'T WORRY. IT'S DOWN THERE.
AH!
AAH! LOOK OUT!
WATCH IT!
WHOA!
AAH!
GOOD MOVE UP THERE.
HOPE YOU CAN SWIM.
IT'S A LITTLE LATE TO BE ASKING THAT.
HE WITH YOU?
CLIENT.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
YEAH. JUST TAKING A LITTLE DIP.
HA HA! IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
YEAH.
I ALMOST SHOT YOUR FRIEND THERE.
THIS IS SAM TREADWELL FROM ANAHEIM.
OH... GOOD TO SEE YOU.
[DONKEYS BRAYING]
HI, HONEY. DID YOU HAVE A NICE DAY?
OH, PRETTY!
WHAT ARE THE WOMEN LIKE IN BIG TOWNS?
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?
YOU MEAN LIKE ANAHEIM?
YEAH, LIKE ANAHEIM.
WELL, IT'S ALL SORT OF PARANOID
AND AUDIO-VISUAL.
NOBODY HAS IT EASY.
PEOPLE MEET IN BARS
AND USE EVERYTHING THEY GOT,
ALL KINDS OF LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO,
DEMO REELS, UNDER-THE-COUNTER DRUGS.
IT'S JUST BAD, THAT'S ALL.
WELL, NO WAY I'D PUT UP WITH THAT.
WELL, SHOOT, E.
HOW ARE THESE FELLAS GOING TO FIND OUT
ABOUT YOUR 101 CHARMS?
WELL, ANYONE WITH ANY BRAINS
WOULD JUST FIGURE IT OUT.
WHERE DID YOU FIND MR. HANDSOME?
IT'S A JOB.
I LIKED YOU BETTER IN THEM OTHER DUDS.
THIS IS HOW I USUALLY DRESS.
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THOSE BOXES BACK THERE,
THOSE TOASTER OVENS?
I FOUND THEM WITH SOME RUBBISH OUT THIS SIDE OF RENO.
THEY ALL WORK?
WHAT WOULD I BE DOING WITH THEM IF THEY DIDN'T WORK?
TOAST'S JUST THE BEGINNING WITH YOUR NEW TOASTER OVEN.
YOU CAN MAKE OPEN-FACE SANDWICHES,
BAKED POTATOES,
AND BEST OF ALL,
THE TRAY IS REMOVABLE FOR EASY CLEANING.
LOOK AT THIS.
HA HA HA!
THERE AIN'T NOTHING LIKE IT FOR COOKING RATTLER.
MMM.
YOU'RE SIX FINGERED JAKE, AREN'T YOU?
HE IS, ISN'T HE?
WELL, WHAT IF I AM?
NOTHING.
I JUST HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.
LIKE WHAT?
I HEARD YOU WERE DEAD.
RETIRED'S MORE LIKE IT.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CREATE A SERENE OUTLOOK.
YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT YOU AND SPEED ARE DOING OUT HERE?
WE'RE JUST GOING INTO THE YARD
TO GET ONE OF THOSE SEX ROBOTS FOR SAM.
HIS OLD ONE BROKE DOWN FROM OVEREXERTION,
IT SOUNDS LIKE.
IT WASN'T LIKE THAT.
OH, IT WASN'T?
"ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
"HERE, LAY YOUR HEAD HERE.
AH! IS THAT YOUR HAND?"
WE TALKED. I COULD TALK TO HER.
YEAH, RIGHT. "FASTER, FASTER."
YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND
WITH THAT NEANDERTHAL BRAIN OF YOURS.
AT LEAST I HAVE A BRAIN.
THERE WAS TENDERNESS,
A DREAMLIKE QUALITY ABOUT HER.
THERE WAS ROMANCE.
ROMANCE?
YEAH, ROMANCE!
WITH A ROBOT!
I MEAN WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A ROBOT, AREN'T WE?
[DONKEYS BRAYING]
SHE ISN'T JUST A ROBOT.
MAYBE I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN, SPEED.
YOU'RE A DREAMER.
YOU GOT SOMETHING YOU BELIEVE IN,
AND THAT'S A RARE THING THESE DAYS,
BUT THERE'S A LOT MORE TO LOVE THAN HOT-WIRING.
GOOD MORNING.
HE CATCH ANYTHING?
A COUPLE OF CARP.
SO, WE MOVING IN HERE OR WHAT?
GOT TO WAIT TILL DARK TO FLUSH OUT MY FORD.
I'D RATHER BE CHEWING ON RAZOR BLADES
THAN PIDDLE AROUND THE ZONE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
TREADWELL, YOU IN POSITION?
HOLD ON TO YOUR HORSES.
I LOVE YOU.
[DONKEYS BRAYING]
WE'RE GOING DOWN THE TUBE IN TWO MINUTES.
BE CAREFUL UP THERE.
[GUNFIRE]
OOH!
TREADWELL!
YOU ALL RIGHT?
TREADWELL!
[ROOSTER CROWS]
[FOOTSTEPS]
ELAINE?
IS THAT YOU?
HI, SAM. I CHANGED MY NAME.
I CHANGED IT TO GINGER.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME WITH THIS?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I LIVE HERE. THANKS.
THISISZONE 7, RIGHT?
YOU GUYS, THIS IS MY OLD BOYFRIEND, SAM.
NOW, SCOOT, HUH?
WE GOT SOME CATCHING UP TO DO, RIGHT, SAM?
VAMOOSE!
COME ON, BOY. SIT BY THE POOL.
TELL ME WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
LISTEN...
I WAS WITH SOMEONE, AND WE GOT SHANGHAIED.
THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I...I WAKE UP HERE.
WAS ANYONE FOUND WITH ME?
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
LES SAID YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE LEFT ALIVE.
OH, SAM, I JUST LOVE IT OUT HERE.
THE CITY WAS JUST SO MUCH BULL.
I'M A WHOLE DIFFERENT PERSON NOW.
I FEEL SO SECURE.
I FEEL...FOCUSED,
LIKE I NEVER FELT BEFORE.
ELAINE, I TOLD YOU I WAS WITH SOMEONE!
I SAID I CHANGED MY NAME!
CAN'T YOU RESPECT THAT?
CAN'T YOU LISTEN WHEN I TALK TO YOU?
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT, SAM.
I MEAN, WE CAN'T HAVE ANY NEGATIVE ENERGY
AROUND THIS PLACE.
I MEAN, SHIT, LES ISN'T GOING TO PUT UP WITH IT.
LESTER...
THAT'S HIM NOW.
[HORN HONKS]
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
TRY NOT TO GET IN THE WAY, SAM.
I'VE GOT TO GO CHANGE.
DON'T BE SO NEGATIVE. LESTER'S VERY SENSITIVE.
[HONKING]
YEEHA!
YOO!
[GUNSHOTS]
A LOT OF BULLETS, A LOT OF GUNS.
YEAH, BUT WE HANDLED IT.
SAM!
OW!
THIS IS LESTER.
HOW'S IT GOING, SAM?
GOOD TO SEE YOU ON YOUR FEET.
DONNY!
YOU HEARD THE MAN. GET UP!
THIS HERE'S JIM SNEAK.
THE BOYS FOUND HIM ASLEEP IN THAT BROKEN DOWN CART.
CASE OF SUNSTROKE.
SKEET.
THE NAME'S SKEET.
SAID HE WAS HEADED FOR ELKO,
BUT HE GOT LOST.
I STILL AM LOST.
LET'S GO!
SEE YOU LATER.
WELL, SUPPER'S ALMOST READY.
GENTLEMEN! DON'T GOOF UP.
ONE GRENADE WILL GET YOU OFF.
KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON THESE PRISONERS, SOLDIER.
[DRUMS BEATING]
NATURE IS THE GREAT PROVIDER.
I DO LIKE FRESH PODS!
CHRIS.
THANK YOU, LESTER.
SAM.
DO YOU WORK OUT?
NO.
WELL, YOU SHOULD.
YOU GOT THE FRAME FOR IT--TRIM.
GOT TO WATCH WHAT YOU EAT, THOUGH.
DIET'S IMPORTANT.
MAN'S GOT TO WATCH WHAT HE EATS.
WE GOT A PROGRAM-- DIET, EXERCISE,
MENTAL DISCIPLINE.
I LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE
REACH THEIR FULL POTENTIAL.
[WHISTLES]
RECOGNIZE HER?
MM-MM.
THAT'S A CHERRY 2000.
I GOT A PASSEL OF THEM IN THE YARD,
BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THE RIGHT CHIP
TO MAKE THEM WORK, GET THEM TO GO.
YOU GET ONE OF THESE FIRED UP,
IT'S LIKE SLAMMING AN OCTOPUS.
HA HA HA!
HOW YOU DOING DOWN THERE, SNEAK?
THAT BIRD TOO COOKED FOR YOU?
NO, I JUST DON'T LIKE TO EAT HEAVY
BEFORE A BIG TOURNAMENT.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THESE PARTS ANYWAY?
I WAS ON MY WAY TO ELKO.
GONNA PLAY IN THE ELKO CLASSIC.
I BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU SOMETHING ELSE, TOO, SNEAK.
HOW'S IT MY BOYS FOUND THESE FIREARMS
SMOKING IN YOUR BAGS WHEN THEY PICKED YOU UP?
I--I JUST CARRY THAT
FOR PROTECTION, YOU KNOW.
PROTECTION.
WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSE DRY CELL BATTERIES UNDER THE SEAT?
AHH...YOU'RE A TRACKER, AREN'T YOU, JIMBO?
NOW, NOW, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW, WE GOT A POLICY AGAINST TRACKERS IN THESE PARTS,
AND I COULD NEVER TOLERATE LYING IN ANY FORM.
CHET.
AHH!
AH, AH, AH!
SLIP THAT ON YOUR HEAD.
WHAT?
PUT THAT ON YOUR FACE.
THANKS.
DON'T TEAR THAT.
JOHN, HELP HIM OUT.
NOW WHAT?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HANDS?
COME ON, LESTER. RIGHT IN THE HEAD.
HELP!
COME ON, GET HIM, LES!
GET HIM NOW!
ALL RIGHT!
[CLICK]
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
AH, HELL!
I'VE GOT TOO MUCH CLUB FOR THIS DUDE.
OOH!
ALL RIGHT, LESTER!
MAKE IT A HOLE IN ONE!
LET ME OUT OF HERE!
FORE!
[CHEERING]
? ???? YOU DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND ???
???? THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT, HEY! ????
???? YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT ARM IN ????
???? YOU TAKE YOUR RIGHT ARM OUT ????
?? ???? YOU PUT YOU R RIGHT FOOT IN ??
? ???? AND YOU SHA KE IT ALL ABOUT ???
???? HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM ????
???? HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM ????
???? THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT ????
SAM.
COME HERE.
LES REALLY LIKES YOU, SAM.
IT'S GREAT YOU HAVE THIS RAPPORT WITH HIM.
RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
THE MAN IS A PSYCHOPATHIC KILLER.
DON'T IMPOSE YOUR VALUES ON ME, SAM.
A LOT OF THE PEOPLE,
I'LL ADMIT IT-- THEY'RE FLAKES.
BUT THAT'S WHY WE NEED SOMEBODY LIKE YOU, SAM.
SOMEONE TO PULL IN THE SLACK.
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME, SAM.
NO. NO, NO.
I'M LISTENING.
GINGER.
I AM.
BUT I CAN'T STAY HERE.
THERE'S THREE KINDS OF BARBED WIRE
FENCING US IN HERE.
THERE'S MINES FURTHER OUT,
NO REAL WATER TO SPEAK OF.
I THINK YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND.
GIVE THIS PLACE A CHANCE.
LES IS GOING TO BRING YOU IN
ON A TRAINING SESSION IN THE MORNING.
OH, GREAT.
SO I THINK YOU'D BETTER GET SOME SLEEP.
OK.
GOOD NIGHT, SAM.
[DOOR CLOSES]
UHH!
NICE NIGHT.
IS THAT RIGHT?
YEAH. JUST, UH...
TAKING A WALK.
YOU KNOW, ADMIRING THE STARS.
THERE'S ORION.
RIGHT THERE. SEE?
UHH!
WHAT THE--
DID YOU MISS ME?
COME ON.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
I TRACKED YOU HERE ON A MULE.
IT TOOK A WHILE.
IS JAKE DEAD?
NOT YET.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER BURRO?
THEY SHOT HIM IN THE HEART.
SORRY ABOUT YOUR GEAR.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU GOT ABOUT 60 SECONDS.
HA HA HA!
EDITH, WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT LITTLE GO-TO-HELL HAT?
FOUND IT.
YEAH. WELL, I'M GOING TO CIRCLE ROUND BACK.
I'LL MEET YOU AT SNAPPY TOM'S.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LONELY,
SO YOU TAKE THIS.
AND, UH, YOU LET ME KNOW
HOW THINGS TURN OUT, WILL YOU?
YOU EASE UP THERE, UNCLE JOHN.
[BUZZING]
[CAR ENGINE]
GO! GO! GO!
ABOUT TIME.
THIS WAY! OVER HERE!
RED ALERT!
AAH!
LES, WATCH OUT FOR THE BEES!
[BUZZING]
OOH!
WELL...
YOU'VE WON YOUR SPURS.
HA. YEAH.
I TOLD HIM TO STAY, LES.
I EXPLAINED EVERYTHING,
AND I ENCOURAGED HIM TO STAY.
GINGER,
HAVE THE GIRLS FIX SOME SANDWICHES.
YECCH!
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING SO GLUM?
I LOST CHERRY'S CHIP BACK ON THAT MULE.
KIND OF WIPES OUT THE WHOLE DEAL, DOESN'T IT?
WE COULD STILL BREAK INTO THE YARD AND GET CHERRY,
BUT THAT WOULD BE LIKE A TOASTER OR SOMETHING.
HER PERSONALITY'S ON THAT CHIP.
YOU CAN'T SEPARATE PERSONALITY
FROM THE REST OF IT.
AT LEAST I CAN'T.
WELL, WE CAN TURN AROUND AND GO BACK
AFTER WE MEET UP WITH JAKE.
YOU'LL GET A FULL REFUND.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY.
I NEVER CARED ABOUT THAT.
[ENGINES WON'T START]
NELSON! DIX!
YES, SIR!
CHASE THOSE BIRDS TILL THEY DROP.
DON'T KILL THEM.
HOLD THEM TILL I GET THERE.
WE'LL GET THESE VEHICLES FIXED AS SOON AS WE CAN.
WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU MEN.
KEEP THE SUN OUT OF YOUR EYES,
AND BE YOURSELVES. MOVE OUT.
[CAR ALARM SOUNDS]
WHOA!
ARE YOU OK?
OH, YEAH.
I JUST BUMPED MY HEAD.
I WASN'T WATCHING.
WHERE ARE WE, ANYWAY?
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OK?
NO.
I MEAN, YEAH.
I JUST FEEL REALLY GROGGY AND HOT.
OHH.
OHH!
[CHIP PLAYER TURNS ON]
[DING! DING! DING!]
HI, HONEY.
HA HA!
ARE THESE FOR ME?
OH, PRETTY!
YOU HUNGRY?
I FIXED YOUR FAVORITE.
WHERE WERE YOU?
I WAS GETTING WORRIED.
I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY, TOO.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M SORRY.
YOU LIED TO ME.
YOU CAN SAY A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT CHERRY,
BUT SHE NEVER LIED.
YEAH? WELL, I'M NOT A FUCKING MACHINE.
GREAT. LESTER'S GUYS.
[GUNFIRE]
[BOOM BOOM]
OOH!
I FEEL BETTER NOW.
AAH!
GET IN THE CAR.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
TO THE ROBOT GRAVEYARD. WHERE'D YOU THINK?
I MEAN THAT'S WHAT YOU HIRED ME FOR, ISN'T IT?
THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.
YEAH!
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!
WANT ONE OF THESE NOW?
HURRY UP, RANDA.
CHECK OUT THE HUT.
DROP IT.
TURN AROUND.
YOU DROP IT, SUGAR.
YOU DROP IT, RED.
DROP YOUR GUN, SNAPPY.
WELL, JAKE. DOGS AND CATS.
I HEARD YOU WAS DEAD.
NOT YET.
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU, E.
RANDA, HONEY, YOU KNOW JAKE.
HI, RANDA.
THIS HERE'S E. JOHNSON.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS YOUNG MAN IS.
SAM TREADWELL FROM ANAHEIM.
HOW YOU GETTING ON OUT HERE, RANDA?
I MISS THE BEACH.
RANDA IS GOING TO FIX US LUNCH, AIN'T YOU?
NO.
WELL, THEN, YOU CAN JUST GO SHIT IN YOUR HAT.
I WISH YOU WOULDN'T SAY THEM DIRTY WORDS, SNAPPY.
FORGET IT, JOHNSON.
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. THERE'S NO WAY.
IT'S EASY.
WE FLY OVER THE MINES,
WE DROP INTO THE YARD. IN AND OUT.
FORGET IT. JUST FIX THE CAR.
I FLEW ONE OF THESE IN THE BORDER WARS.
THIS ONE'S SHOT TO HELL.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MANAGE
TO TAKE THE PLUGS OUT OF MY FORD?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE?
I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.
YOU CAN'T FIX THIS!
YOU NEED A WHOLE NEW ENGINE.
LOOK AT YOURSELF.
YOU'RE A MESS.
WELL, WE CAN'T ALL BE GLAMOUR PUSSES
24 HOURS A DAY.
AH!
[INTO WALKIE TALKIE] RANDA?
RANDA, HONEY, THIS IS LES.
LESTER?
SNAPPY TOM HERE, LESTER.
EVERYTHING'S JUST FINE.
SNAPPY, I'M LOOKING FOR A SHABBY INDIVIDUAL
WHO BURNED DOWN SKY RANCH.
HE ESCAPED IN AN ORANGE CUSTOM FORD.
HE AIN'T ALONE.
IF THEY SHOW UP, HOLD THEM TILL I GET THERE.
I WANT THEM ALIVE.
HI, LESTER? THEY'RE HERE.
THREE OF THEM PLUS A DONKEY.
THEY'RE FIXING THAT OLD AIR--
BLOW THIS OFF!
WE GOT NEW COORDINATES!
THIS IS SO STUPID!
[CREAK CREAK]
IT'LL NEVER RUN.
NO WAY.
YOU AFRAID OF DYING, SPEED?
CAN'T SAY I THINK ABOUT IT MUCH THESE DAYS.
WELL, THE WAY I GOT IT FIGURED,
WHEN YOUR TIME COMES--
MY TIME, YOUR TIME--
IT'S LIKE YOU TURN INTO A LITTLE PART OF THE WORLD.
WIND, MAYBE.
YEAH.
A LITTLE STREAM OF WIND.
MAYBE SO.
WELL...
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
AND THEN OTHER TIMES I--
FEEL LIKE IT'S COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL.
[AIRPLANE ENGINE SPUTTERS]
[ENGINE STARTS]
THEY'VE GOT THAT DAMN PLANE WORKING.
GO GET THE MACARONI AND CHEESE, RANDA.
LUNCH!
TELL E. TO COME TO LUNCH.
RIGHT.
GREAT!
YOU FIXED THE PLANE!
YEAH, WELL, FORGET IT.
LESTER AND THE GUYS FROM THE MOTEL
ARE MAKING A BEELINE FOR US.
GO TELL JAKE WE'RE LEAVING.
JAKE! JAKE THOSE GUYS FROM THE MOTEL
ARE ALMOST HERE. WE GOTTA CLEAR OUT!
YOU AND EDITH GO ON AHEAD.
AH! OHH!
[PLANE ENGINE STARTS]
HOLD IT!
GET THOSE LEGS MOVING.
LET'S HURRY UP!
UHH!
MOUNT UP!
JAKE'S DEAD.
WHAT?
THAT GIRL SHOT HIM IN THE BACK.
HE'S DEAD.
OHH!
GET RID OF THAT.
I DON'T, UH...
I DON'T LIKE WHAT I FEEL.
I, UH, I FEEL ANGER.
I'M--I'M EXPERIENCING ANGER, SNAPPY.
WELL, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, LESTER.
WELL, YOU TOLD ME THE PLANE COULDN'T FLY.
WELL, THAT WAS MY UNDERSTANDING.
FRANKLY, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DID IT.
BUT I GOT ONE OF THEM.
ONE'S DEAD RIGHT THERE.
YEAH, I TOLD YOU I WANTED THEM ALIVE.
WELL, SOMETIMES THINGS DON'T ALWAYS
TURN OUT LIKE WE WANT.
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I SAW SOMETHING IN YOU, SNAPPY.
I THOUGHT I SAW POTENTIAL.
LESTER, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
I'M BUSY, RANDA.
LOOK AT MY SANDALS.
TELL HER TO GO BACK INSIDE.
RANDA, GO INSIDE, RANDA.
WAIT, LISTEN, LESTER.
YOU KNOW THE GUYS ON THE PLANE?
THEY'RE GOING INTO THE YARD.
I OVERHEARD THEM.
IF WE HURRY, WE CAN CATCH THEM.
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?
YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR PERSONALITY.
[GUNSHOT]
SORRY, SNAPPY.
MOVE OUT!
COME ON, LET'S GO.
E., LET'S TURN AROUND
AND CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF.
IT'S TOO LATE.
NO, IT'S NOT.
I GOT TO BELIEVE I'VE BEEN DOING A JOB.
YOU TAKE THAT AWAY AND THEN WHAT?
WHAT DID JAKE GET SHOT UP FOR?
YOU SURE WE'LL FIND A CHERRY?
FOLLOW ME.
WHERE ARE THE PATROLS?
AND DOGS. YOU SAID THERE'D BE DOGS.
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
UNLOAD! LET'S MOVE BACK THERE!
HURRY UP!
REMEMBER, GENTLEMEN,
LIFE IS AN ADVENTURE.
HYAH!
YEEHAH!
[GLASS BREAKS]
THIS IS IT.
MAKE IT QUICK.
HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!
YEAH!
ME AND THE BOYS WILL TAKE THIS ON FOOT.
WAIT IN THE JEEP. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
WHAT ABOUT THESE SANDWICHES?
IT'S NOT GOOD TO GO OUT IN THIS HEAT
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
RINGO, SQUID. KEYS.
LISTEN, I WANT THEM ALIVE.
CHECK THE ROBOT ROOM FIRST.
BE FRIENDLY, YET FIRM.
DON'T BREAK ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY YOU.
NOW MOVE OUT.
ALL RIGHT.
RINGO.
HOW ABOUT WE CHECK THAT SKYLIGHT?
OK.
THIS ONE?
CLOSE, BUT NOT QUITE.
HEY!
GET ON DOWN THERE.
NOW!
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO HURRY?
HI, HONEY.
[POWER TURNED ON]
I TOLD YOU TO HURRY.
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
WE'RE GOING HOME.
CHERRY, LET'S GO!
PRETTY!
THEY'RE UP THERE!
[GUNFIRE]
COME ON, CHERRY!
WHEEE!
WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?
JUST COME ON! HURRY!
GET DOWN!
HONEY, I'D REALLY RATHER BE WATCHING THIS ON TELEVISION.
KEEP DOWN!
YOU READY?
ON 3.
1, 2...
3.
UHH! UHH! OHH!
OH!
AAH!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, E.!
OHH!
COME ON.
LESTER!
[CRASH]
COME ON.
UHH!
START HER UP!
[GUNSHOT]
[ENGINE STARTS]
UHH!
[GUNSHOTS]
COME ON, BABY.
WE'RE TOO HEAVY.
THERE! THE PLANE!
DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!
SLOW DOWN WHEN YOU PASS THE GARBAGE,
AND I'LL JUMP OUT.
WHAT?
YOU GO ON. MY JOB'S DONE.
FORGET IT!
JUST HOLD ON.
I'VE ALMOST GOT IT!
WE MADE IT!
THE TRACKER!
THERE SHE IS!
SQUID! JANEY!
THE JUNK PILE!
I LOVE YOU.
AAH!
SHOOT.
CHERRY, I WANT YOU TO GET ME A PEPSI.
SURE.
A PEPSI?
COME ON, E.! COME ON!
GET THOSE LEGS MOVING!
LET'S HURRY IT UP!
OHH!
WHAT ABOUT HER?
SHE WAS THE WHOLE POINT.
SHE'S A ROBOT.
UHH!
AAH!
GINGER, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
YOU GUYS WANT SOME SANDWICHES?
LESTER'S DEAD.
WELL, NO SANDWICH FOR HIM.
PRETTY.
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