这幅图缺少了什么? What's missing from this picture?
我们先从提取开始，这是一个美化地球的词。 We'll start with extraction, which is a fancy word for trashing the planet.
这看起来就像我们砍倒树木，炸掉山来获取金属，耗尽所有的水，我们消灭动物。 What this looks like looks like is we chop down the trees, we blow up the mountains to get the metals inside and use up all the water, and we wipe out the animals.
我们的资源正在耗尽。 We are running out of resources.
我知道这听起来很难听，但这是事实。 Now, I know this can be hard to hear, but it's the truth.
所以我们必须解决这个问题。 So we've got to deal with it.
仅在过去三十年里，地球上三分之一的自然资源就被消耗掉了。 In the past three decades alone, one third of the planet's natural resources has been consumed.
一去不复返了。 Gone.
我们砍伐、采矿、搬运和破坏的速度如此之快，以至于我们正在破坏这个星球上人类赖以生存的能力。 We are cutting and mining and hauling and trashing the place so fast that we're undermining the planet's very ability for people to live here.
我们拥有世界上5%的人口，但我们却在使用世界上30%的资源。 We have 5% of the world's population, but we're using 30% of the world's resources.
如果每个人都以美国的速度消费，我们将需要3到5个行星。 If everybody consumed at US rates, we would need three to five planets.
你知道吗? And you know what?
我们只有一个。 We've only got one.
他妈的。 Fuck.
你住在那里? You live in that?
严重吗? Seriously?
你的鸡有名字吗? Does your chicken have a name?
鸡。鸡吗? -Chicken. -Chicken?
鸡。 Chicken.
你的东西呢? Where's all your stuff?
我被剥离。把自己削减到一百件事。 I divested. Cut myself down to a hundred things.
你说一百件事是什么意思? What do you mean a hundred things?
衬衫是一回事，保龄球是一回事。叉。睡袋。鸡。 Shirt's one thing, bowl's one thing. Fork. Sleeping bag. Chicken.
你还留着那顶帽子? And you kept that hat?
至少告诉我你有枪吧。 Tell me you at least have a gun.
耶稣,沃尔多。 Jesus, Waldo.
你上次有人来这里是什么时候? When's the last time you had anybody up here?
三年了。 Three years.
你有朋友吗? You got any friends?
鸡。 Chicken.
啊。哇。 Ah. Wow.
这他妈的是什么? What the fuck is that?
我从一个雕刻家那里买了这块地。 I bought the land from a sculptor.
当然，因为这句话让你明白了，对吧? Sure, because this spoke to you, right?
还记得我们分手的那次吗? Remember that time we were supposedly broken up?
我在威尔希尔的艺术博物馆外碰到你，我在约会。 I ran in to you outside the art museum on Wilshire, I was on a date.
我甩掉了那家伙，直接去停车场找你的卡车? I ditched the guy, we went straight to your truck in the parking structure?
它就在拉布雷亚沥青坑旁边，就在猛犸象旁边。 It was right next to La Brea tar pits, by the mammoth.
好吧，首先，这不是猛犸象。 Okay, first of all, this isn't a mammoth.
这是一头大象。 It's an elephant.
其次，你是说我买下这处房产是因为我潜意识里对这尊雕塑产生了性记忆。 Second of all, you're saying I bought this property because I had a subconscious sexual memory prompted by this sculpture.
是你直接带我来的。从我来看你的那一刻起。 Which you brought me straight to. The minute I came to visit you.
不请自来的。 Uninvited.
听着，我是来出差的。 Look, I'm here on business.
阿拉斯泰尔。的演员。 Alastair Pinch. The actor.
杀了他的妻子。 Killed his wife.
也许他杀了她，也许没有。 Maybe he killed her, maybe he didn't.
我觉得他自己都不知道。那家伙喝多了。 I don't think he even knows. The guy's a blackout drunk.
电视台对他寄予厚望。 The network's got a lot riding on him.
所以他们请了他的律师 So they're paying for his lawyer.
所以他确实杀了她。 So he did kill her.
这说明钱很重要。 It means the money's serious.
他们想雇个私人侦探。 They're looking to hire a PI.
这份工作能让我跻身职业棒球大联盟。 This gig could jump me to the majors.
如果我能让著名的查理·沃尔多和我一起工作。 If I could deliver the famous Charlie Waldo to work it with me.
来吧。 Come on.
你知道这些好莱坞的人。 You know these Hollywood types.
他们总是想在里面放个大人物。 They always want to put a big name in it.
我退休了。 I'm retired.
我看到。 I see that.
的力量。 From the force.
我愿意跟你赌80/20。 I'd be willing to go 80/20 yours.
我要拿这些钱做什么? What would I even do with the money?
买100件更好的东西。 Buy a nicer 100 things.
因为那样我的生命才会完整? Coz then my life would be complete?
完全正确! Exactly!
通过。 Pass.
莱德尔是很久以前的事了。 Lydell was a long time ago.
罗瑞拉。 Lorena.
你不用一直惩罚自己。你不必活得像… You don't have to keep punishing yourself. You don't have to live like..
你不必这样生活。 You don't have to live like that.
他妈的。你想让我道歉? Fuck. You expect me to apologize?
嘿，我出身贫寒。对真正的穷人来说，不是用太阳能电池板。 Hey, I grew up poor. For real poor, not with solar panels.
很好。 Fine.
来吧，让我带你回到现实世界。 Come on, let me bring you back into the real world.
就几个星期。 Just for a few weeks.
我们会很开心的。 We'll have some laughs.
我不能。 I can't.
好吧。值得一试。 Alright. It was worth a shot.
至少给我个拥抱吧? Can I have a hug at least?
沃尔多，你让我消失了。 You ghosted me, Waldo.
我重影。 I ghosted everybody.
我知道。 I know.
你闻起来比外表好。 You smell better than you look.
你不能永远待在上面。 You can't stay up here forever.
没有?为什么不呢? No? Why not?
和你我一直勾搭在一起的原因一样。 Same reason you and I kept hooking back up.
未竟的事业真让人讨厌。 Unfinished business is a bitch.
著名演员阿拉斯泰尔·平奇(Alastair Pinch)的情况看起来不妙。 Things are not looking good for celebrated actor Alastair Pinch.
两周前，他的妻子莫妮卡·平奇被谋杀洛杉矶警局重新对他进行了调查。 He's under renewed scrutiny by the LAPD regarding the murder of his wife, Monica Pinch, two weeks ago.
调查人员表示，他们的调查重点是这名演员本人，他是头号嫌疑人。 Investigators say they are focusing their inquiries on the actor himself as the prime suspect.
耶稣,沃尔多。 Jesus, Waldo.
你知道，你不应该那样做。 You know, you shouldn't do that.
叫警察。 Call a cop.
洛伦娜·纳西门托几天前来过这里? So Lorena Nascimento was out here a couple of days ago, huh?
噢,是吗?我得查一下我的访客记录。 Oh, yeah? I'll have to check my visitors log.
别耍我。 Don't jerk me.
她一直在调查你是否涉嫌杀害平奇。 She's been scoping you for the Pinch murder.
她最不担心的就是那个傻逼。 Dumb bastard's the least of her worries.
她提到唐·Q了吗? She say anything about Don Q?
他是游戏节目主持人吗? Is he a game show host?
一个工业巨头。 A Captain of industry.
娱乐制药行业。 A recreational pharmaceutical industry.
那女孩是他雇的。 The girl's on his payroll.
这听起来像扯淡。 That sounds like bullshit.
哦，那不是扯淡。 Oh, that's not bullshit.
你看过她的车了吗? You check out her ride?
你觉得她从哪儿弄来的那种奶酪? Where do you think she gets that kind of cheese?
一个带着四个孩子的警察哪来的奶酪? Where does a cop with four kids get the cheese for a Vette?
你这掉了。 You dropped this.
无论如何。她拿走了唐·Q的东西。 Anyway. She took something belonged to Don Q.
这可不是最健康的生活方式。 Not exactly the healthiest lifestyle choice.
我想她是来把它留给你的。 Now, what I think is she came up here to leave it with you.
离开什么? Leave what?
如果你够聪明，就把它给我。 And if you're smart you will give it to me.
我不知道这是什么。我没有. . I don't know what it is. I haven't..
别浪费我的时间了，伙计。 Stop wasting my time, man.
她在电脑上做的最后一件事就是绘制这一堆垃圾。 And the last thing she did on her computer was Google map this ass pile.
她手机上的最后一通电话来自爱德怀镇。 Last call on her cell was from Idyllwild.
你什么意思? What do you mean last call?
有“失踪人口”的空缺吗? Is there a 'missing persons' open?
地狱,没有。 Hell, no.
那得有人关心才行。 That would require somebody gave a shit.
什么? What?
这是曾。你可以留言。 This is Lorena. You can leave a message.
但如果你想让我给你回电话，你最好说得有趣点。 But, if you want me to call you back, you better make it interesting.
去你妈的,罗瑞拉。 Fuck you, Lorena.
该死的! Damn!
哟，再打他一次。来吧，再打他一顿。打他。 Yo, hit him again. Come on, hit him again dog. Hit him.
他会操死你的。 Oh, he gonna fuck your white ass up.
-再打他一次。打他了。-不。不。等待。等等! -Oh , hit him again. Hit him again. -No. No. Wait. Wait!
他将会一去不复返了。打他了。 He'll be gone. Hit him again.
不管有什么问题，我们都可以沟通。 Whatever the problem is here, see, we can, we can communicate.
那是钱包吗? Is that a purse?
是宝缇嘉，混蛋。 It's a Bottega, motherfucker.
哦,狗屎。嘿! Oh, shit. Hey!
Oowee。是的,是的。你们都来吧，大个子。来的狗。这是一个。来吧，大个子。哦,就是这样。 Oowee. Yeah, yeah. Y'all come on big man, y'know. Come on dog. That's the one. Come on big fella. Oh, that's it.
你们这些白痴想要什么? What do you morons want?
-嘿，等等，等等，等等。放松,大男人。 -Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. -Relax, big man.
我们要你在这该死的山上呆着。 We want you to stay yo ass up this muthafuckin mountain.
离阿拉斯泰尔·平奇远点。 And stay away from Alastair Pinch.
这是正确的。如果你不这么做，帕利塞德公园会再来找你的，你个混蛋。 That's right. If you don't, you'll get more visits from Palisade Park, you motherfucker.
他他妈怎么了? What the fuck is wrong with him?
帮助我。来吧。 Help me up.Come on.
-老兄，你做了什么?-他不站起来。 -Dude, what did you do? -He ain't standing up.
你他妈在干什么? What the fuck are you doing?
我不想让你们失望。 I hate to break it to you boys.
我和阿拉斯泰尔·平奇没有任何关系。 I've got nothing to do with Alastair Pinch.
牛屎。 Bull shit.
你为电视台工作。这是在交易中。 You work for the network. It's in the trades.
让我看看。 Let me see that.
繁荣。 Boom.
它倒了，你个白痴。 It's upside down, you moron.
是的,这是正确的。 Yeah, that's right.
-他妈的?-把他打昏，狗。 -What the fuck? -Knock him out dog.
来吧。 Come on.
你个乡巴佬，离洛杉矶远点，贱人。 Just stay your hillbilly ass out of LA, bitch.
这是曾。你可以留言。 This is Lorena. You can leave a message.
但如果你想让我给你回电话，你最好说得有趣点。 But, if you want me to call you back, you better make it interesting.
邮箱已满，此时无法接收新邮件。 The mailbox is full and cannot accept new messages at this time.
沃尔多先生。威尔逊·西科斯基，网络的老大。上车吧。 Mr. Waldo. Wilson Sikorsky, head of the Network. Hop in.
你知道的，方特拉·戴维斯，阿拉斯泰尔·平奇的律师。 You know, Fontella Davis, Alastair Pinch's attorney.
从来没有这个荣幸。 Never had the pleasure.
等一等。等一下，等一下。 Hold on. Hang on, hang on.
不，不，我不会付他40的。我给他25美元，他可以亲我的蛋蛋。 No, no, I'm not paying him 40. I'll pay him 25 and he can kiss on my balls.
他的上一个系列是什么?他将在探索频道演两年大脚野人。 What was the last series he had? Two years he'll be playing Sasquatch on the Discovery Channel.
你为什么把我为你们电视网工作的事写进交易里? Hey, why did you put it in the trades that I was working for your Network?
沃尔多先生，当你得到一个明星，你不会把他藏在屁股底下。 Mr. Waldo, when you land a star, you don't hide him under your ass.
你告诉全世界。你是洛杉矶警局有史以来最年轻的队长。 You tell the whole fucking world. You were the youngest ever Captain in the LAPD.
-我们做对了吗?年轻的侦探。时期。 -Did we get that right? -Youngest Detective. period.
是的,足够近。我们希望你马上开始。 Yeah, close enough. We want you to start right away.
尽管洛伦娜·纳西门托似乎遥不可及。 Even though Lorena Nascimento seems unavailable.
她的失踪。你最后一次和她说话是什么时候? She's missing. When's the last time you talked to her?
不。不。 No. No.
他妈的,不。我能应付的。 Fuck, no. That I can work with.
然后你做作业。她会变得和她妈妈一模一样。 Then you do your homework. She's going to be exactly like her mother.
-你有孩子吗，沃尔多先生?-不。 -Do you have kids, Mr. Waldo? -No.
我把我的手机给你。不要打电话到办公室。 I'm going to give you my cell phone. Don't call the office.
我的新助理是个混蛋。 My new assistant's a fuckwit.
无论白天黑夜都给我打电话，不过我得把这事搞定。 But call me day or night, though I got to get this tied up.
你可能知道，也可能不知道我正面临着一场收购。 You may or may not be aware I'm facing a takeover.
我希望你今晚和我一起上NCN。 And I want you on NCN with me tonight.
我想你知道怎么去理发店吧。 I assume you know how to find the Barber shop.
嘿,家伙。问题是，我从没告诉过罗瑞娜我会这么做。对不起。 Hey, guys. The thing is, I never told Lorena I'd do this. Sorry.
所以我告诉你我的蛋蛋在虎钳里你却给了他们额外的机会? So I tell you my nuts are in a vice and you give them an extra turn?
想要更多的钱，让你的代表给我打电话。 Want more money just have your Reps call me.
现在表演的价值是以前的两倍。这起谋杀案让收视率大获成功。 Show's worth twice now what it used to be. This murder thing has done wonders for the ratings.
我可能会得到6百万和每集，但你知道我有100集，但我只有57集。 I could probably get 6 mil and ep, but you know I got to have 100 episodes and I only got 57.
所以我还需要两年的时间，有线电视吗? So I need two more years of what, to cable?
阿拉斯泰尔·平奇，健康快乐，从死牢里出来了。 Alastair Pinch, healthy, happy, and off of death row.
我不能接受这个。 I can't take this.
我只拥有100件东西。 I only own 100 things.
如果我拿这个，它会是101，你知道吗? If I take that, it's going to be 101, you know?
不是真的。 Not really.
它是复杂的。 Well, it's complicated.
我们就用另一个pi吧我知道我们说过要分散注意力，但这个?来吧。 Let's go with one of the other PIs I know we said we needed to create distraction, but this? Come on.
我也喜欢你的工作。 I'm fond of your work, too.
一个真正的π。一个知道该怎么做的人。不只是一些过时的人。 A real PI. One that knows how to do the job. Not just some has-been.
-好吧，听着，-嘿，嘿，嘘 -All right, look, -Hey hey hey, Shh.
我只是来告诉你发布一份新闻稿说我与此事无关。 I'm only here to tell you to put out a Press release that says I'm not involved.
对吧?我拒绝了。你能做到吗? Alright? That I turned it down. Can you do that?
这可是城里最火的演出。 This is the hottest gig in town.
每个人的追求。这是我要做的。 Everybody's chasing it. Here's what I'll do.
我把你介绍给阿拉斯泰尔。 I'll introduce you to Alastair.
不管你接不接这个案子，我都会付你今天的钱。 I'll pay you for the day, whether you take the case or not.
原谅我。嘿。是的。 Excuse me. Hey. Yeah.
罗瑞娜要收什么钱? What was Lorena gonna charge?
每天一千美元，外加费用。两个千。 -A thousand a day plus expenses. -Two thousand.
而不是对我。 And not to me.
为纪念莱德尔·利普斯向塞拉俱乐部捐款。 A donation to the Sierra Club in memory of Lydell Lipps.
交易。 Deal.
真可惜你的孩子们会错过这个。 It's a shame your kids are gonna miss this.
你马上就要见到一个他妈的传奇了。 You're about to meet a mother fucking legend.
史蒂维和我在我的房子里。 So Stevie and I were at my estate.
我喝着苦艾酒，喝了几口后，我觉得今晚是教史提夫·汪达开车的最佳时机。 I was drinking absinthe, and several snifters in I decided that this would be the perfect night to teach Stevie Wonder how to drive.
让他和我一起在车外的草坪上开着车兜圈子，试着躲开它，也许是最有趣的事。 And that it might be most entertaining to let him motor about the lawn with me outside the car, trying to dodge it.
原谅我。准备好改变了吗，平奇先生?-谢谢，谢丽尔。是的。 -Excuse me. Ready to change, Mr. Pinch? -Oh, Thank you, Cheryl. Yeah.
总之，我想给史蒂维一个冒险的机会。 Anyway, I thought I'd give Stevie a sporting chance.
就这样，我穿着裤子。 So there I was, trousers around my ankles.
史蒂维给了我点颜色看看，然后我花了两周时间在C区给红葡萄酒撒尿。 Stevie gave it some stick and I spent the next fortnight pissing Claret in Ward C.
-我的小胡子俱乐部呢?俱乐部。 -Where's my mustache clubber? -Clubs up.
准备好了告诉我。 Let me know when we're set.
谢谢,宝贝。 Grazie, babies.
这个日期。所以紧张。所以染色。 This date. So strained. So stained.
——他雀跃吗?哈哈,来吧。 -Is he shitfaced? -Ha, come on.
能看到这个人工作真是太荣幸了。 It is such a privilege to get to watch this man work.
他床底下有一大堆莎士比亚奖的奖杯。 He's got a shitload of Shakespeare Awards under his bed.
自白兰度以来最伟大的演员。 Greatest fucking actor since Brando.
周三晚上杰西卡·贝尔一出，我就去找他。 I get him Wednesday nights after Jessica Biel.
背景和. .行动。 Background and.. action.
让我告诉你一个故事，当我还是塔斯卡卢萨的小孩时，我的祖父，雷蒙德·福比肖，他自己就是一名法学家。家庭法院。 Let me tell you a story from when I was just a tyke in Tuscaloosa, My granddaddy, Raymond Forbishaw, he was a jurist himself. Family court.
他曾经让我跪在他的膝盖上，说，约翰尼，在99天里，法官的工作只是给正义女神的雕像蒙上眼罩。 He used to set me on his knee and say, Johnnie, for 99 days, the judge's job is merely to be that blindfold on the statue of Lady Justice.
在这99天里，你这样做，正义就会以自然的智慧找到它自己的方式。 For 99 days, you do that, and justice in its natural wisdom will find its own way.
但是约翰尼，他会说 But Johnnie, he'd say
在第100天，一个伟大的法官知道他需要伸张正义。 on the 100th day, a great judge knows that he needs to be justice.
现在我不敢大胆地称自己为伟大的法官了。 Now I wouldn't be so bold as to call myself a great judge.
但是，我知道，当我今天坐在这里的时候，我想起了我的祖父。 But, I do know that as I sit here today, I'm thinking about my granddaddy.
这就是为什么我要主持这个判决裁定被告有罪。 And that's why I'm going to direct this verdict and find this here Defendant Guilty.
减少! Cut!
哇!哇，先生，太棒了。棒极了。 Wow! Wow, Sir. That was terrific. Terrific.
血腥的耶稣。 Bloody Jesus.
你不会超过那个的。 You're not going to top that one.
那么，明天见。 I'll see you all tomorrow, then.
你听到我刚才说的话了吗? Did you hear what I just said?
他应该说无罪的。 He's supposed to say not guilty.
他说有罪。他妈的! -He said guilty. -Fuck!
-你刚刚说我必须得癌症。对不起。 -You just told me I had to have cancer. -Sorry.
阿拉斯泰尔。 Alastair.
是吗? Yes?
我也不想这么对你，但我们还得再做一次。 Uh, I hate to do this to you, but we're going to have to do one more.
-最后一行是无罪的-没有 -The last line is not guilty -Not.
-我说什么了?有罪。 -What did I say? -Guilty.
我他妈的做了。 The fuck I did.
他没那么说，是吗?我的意思。但说真的，请。 He didn't say that, did he? I mean. but really, just please.
不，我知道我说了什么，亲爱的。 No, I know what I said, love.
让我们看看回放。 Let's just look at the playback.
你不会这么说的。 Well, you wouldn't have said that.
我们能看看回放吗? Can we just see the playback, please?
你。你在傻笑什么? You. What are you smirking at?
什么?我什么也没说。 What? I didn't say anything.
你觉得一周又一周把这坨屎扛在我肩上容易吗? Do you think it's easy to carry this piece of shit on my shoulders week after week?
你以为我需要一个像你这样的女人站在那里制造意外吗? Do you think I need a twat like you standing there building up contretemps?
你为这个节目工作多久了? How long have you worked on this show?
这是我的第一周。 It's my first week.
你的第一个星期。给大家第一周的时间… Your first week. Give this first week, everyone..
血腥的. . Bloody..
这就是为什么我将主持这次判决。 That's why I'm going to direct this verdict..
-给你个教训吧。你好吗? -Let that be a lesson to you. -You good?
我很好。让我们这样做。来吧。 I'm fine. Let's do this. Come on.
让我们做它。让我们滚。 Let's do it. Let's roll.
滚动。 Rolling.
这种情况经常发生吗? Does that happen often?
有时午饭后。 Sometimes after lunch.
我们总是在那放个特技演员。 We always put a stunt guy right there.
额外支付给他。 Pay him extra.
不要告诉阿拉斯泰尔。 Don't tell Alastair.
准备好了。行动! Ready. Action!
．．宣判被告无罪! ..and find this here Defendant, not guilty!
减少! Cut!
我又不是第一次得淋病了。 Wouldn't be the first time I've had the clap.
之间。 Entré.
无罪。 Not guilty.
这个庄园的领主和封臣们住在一起，变得有点穷了。 The Lord of the manor down to slum a bit with the vassals.
什么风把你吹来了? To what do we owe the honor?
我想把你介绍给查理·沃尔多。 I wanted to introduce you to Charlie Waldo.
我们跟你说过的那个警探。他以前是洛杉矶警局的金。 The Detective we told you about. He used to be King shit at the LAPD.
啊，堕落天使。你登陆他。 Ah, the fallen angel. You've landed him.
我不是答应你了吗?我会尽我所能帮助你，你知道的。 Didn't I promise you I would? I'd give you the shirt off my back, you know that.
我更喜欢你手腕上的手表。 I'd prefer the watch off your wrist.
你见过这个人穿什么吗?比我小时候住的房子还贵。 Have you seen what this man wears? It cost more than the house I grew up in.
Kudoke骨架。他们一年只挣35英镑。 Kudoke skeleton. They only make 35 a year.
也许我可以给你做一个包装礼物。这是怎么回事? Maybe I'll make you a wrap gift of one. How's that?
-可以用血签吗?哈。他说，用鲜血。 -Can we have that signed in blood? -Ha. In blood, he says.
今天到此为止，警探。你有什么计划吗?你住在哪里? I'm done for the day, Detective. Do you have plans? Where do you live?
Idyllwild。我只在这里度过今天。 Idyllwild. I'm only here for today.
细节。我们. . The details. We sort of..
我还没同意接这个案子。 I haven't agreed to take this case.
我今晚会找个旅馆住。 I'll find a hotel for tonight.
无稽之谈。你住在我家。——的想法。 -Nonsense. You'll stay at my house. -Great idea.
就在犯罪现场。 Right at the scene of the crime.
你不介意睡在黄色胶带的周围吧? You don't mind sleeping surrounded by yellow tape, do you?
哈哈。这该死的家伙! Ha. This fucking guy!
来吧，沃尔多，你说呢?最坏会发生什么? Come on Waldo, what do you say? What's the worst that can happen?
罗瑞娜一两天后就会出现。你可以回你来的地方去。 Lorena turns up in a day or two. You can go back to wherever you came from.
也许你能挽回你的名声。 Hell, maybe you can get your reputation back.
只是开玩笑。 Just kidding.
想喝一杯吗，警探? Interest you in a wee snifter, Detective?
不了,谢谢。 No, thank you.
我不喜欢一个人喝酒，所以我要两杯。 I deplore drinking alone, so I'll have a double.
她为这房间感到骄傲。 She was so proud of this room.
寒暄。 Chinchin.
你知道，这是《小镇与垃圾》杂志上的。 This was in Town and Wanker magazine, you know.
不如你跟我讲讲那天早上的事吧? Why don't you walk me through that morning?
好吧。 Alright.
一次。 One more time.
那天是星期六。 It was a Saturday.
我在半英里外的书房里醒来，或者说醒过来。 I woke up, or came to, in my study about a half a mile down that way.
我意识到我不记得前几晚的事了。 I realized I had no recollection of the previous nights.
我进来，找到了我亲爱的莫妮卡。 I came in here, found my sweet Monica.
我跑回厨房，拨了911。 I ran back to the kitchen, dialed 911.
有一个打碎的花瓶。 There was a shattered vase.
不管怎样，救护车来的时候他们告诉我她已经走了。 Anyhow, when the ambulance arrived they told me she was already gone.
而且已经有一段时间了。 And had been for quite some time.
还有其他人有钥匙吗? Does anyone else have keys?
只有罗萨里奥。这是我们的保姆。 Only Rosario. That's our Nanny.
她当时在委内瑞拉探亲。 And she was in Venezuela visiting her family.
保姆。 Nanny.
家里有小孩? Little kids in the house?
是的，我们有一个孩子，加贝。 Yes, we have one child, Gabby.
她很可能也不是凶手。 She likely wasn't the killer either.
但她很快就会从幼儿园回来了，如果你觉得值得让她招供的话。 But she'll be home from kindergarten soon enough, If you think it's worth trying to wrest a confession.
很油嘴滑舌,考虑。 Pretty glib, considering.
原谅我。亲爱的嘉碧当然还不知道。 Forgive me. Dear Gabby doesn't even know, of course.
全世界都确信是我杀了我妻子，沃尔多先生。 The world is certain I murdered my wife, Mr. Waldo.
我甚至不能告诉你这个世界错了。 and I can't even tell you the world is wrong.
如果你认识一个人，他处理过更多类似的困境élan告诉我，我很乐意效仿他。 If you know a man who's handled a similar predicament with more élan point me to him and I shall gladly emulate.
你想过戒酒吗? You ever thought about trying to stop drinking?
所有的时间。 All the time.
但这周好像不适合，不是吗? But this doesn't seem the week for that now, does it?
爸爸! Daddy!
奥兹玛公主。你从哪里来? Princess Ozma. Where did you come from?
想听一首小狗狗今天在学校教我们的歌吗? Want to hear a song Little Doggg taught us at school today?
一条小狗吗?当然可以。 A little dog? Why yes, of course.
每天早上刷。每天晚上刷。 Brush every morning. Brush every night.
我刷，我刷，所以我的牙齿会是白色的。 I brush and I brush so my teeth will be white.
牙齿可以是闪亮的。 Teeth can be shiny.
牙齿可以是金子。 Teeth can be gold.
我希望我老的时候还有一些。 =I hope I still have some when I'm very old.
你知道的!-我知道! -You know it! -I do know it!
加贝，我来见见我的新朋友，沃尔多先生。 Gabby, I'd like to meet my new friend, Mr. Waldo.
他看起来像狮子一样吓人。 He looks scary like a lion.
是的，但它是一只友好的狮子。 Yeah, but he's a friendly lion.
加比和我要在吃饭前和加比相处一段时间。她的奔驰车要他的燕麦。 Gabby and I are going to spend some Gabby time before dining. Her Mercedes has asked for his oats.
你还没决定接这个案子吧? Oh, you haven't decided to take the case yet, have you?
你说呢，警探? What say you, Detective?
你会回到你的山上，把我丢给命运吗? Will you return to your mountain and leave me to the fates?
还是你会在这该死的天使队待上一段时间好让警察这次能把事情搞清楚? Or will you stick around the shitty of the Angels long enough to see the police maybe get it right this time?
无论权利看起来是什么。 Whatever right may look like.
爸爸，狮子先生明天能和我们一起开车去学校吗? Daddy, can Mr. Lion drive to school with us tomorrow, can he please?
耶! Yay!
这样行吗? Will this be alright?
它是完美的。 It's perfect.
他妈的罗瑞拉。 Fuckin' Lorena.
有罪。 Guilty.
．．把媒体马戏团的音量关小。 ..and turn down the volume on the Media Circus.
得了吧，方特拉。 Oh, come on, Fontella.
你为媒体而活。 You live for the Media Circus.
现在我听说最快明天就会有起诉。 Now I'm hearing there could be an indictment as early as tomorrow.
我们没有被告知。 We've not been told that.
现在《洛杉矶时报》报道说洛杉矶警局的消息称房间里没有任何身份不明的指纹。这对你意味着什么? And now LA Times is reporting that sources on the LAPD states there are no unidentified fingerprints anywhere in that room. What does that suggest to you?
这说明真正的凶手知道他在做什么。 It suggests that the real killer knew what he was doing.
你答应过我们莱德尔·利普斯案的查理·沃尔多。 You promised us Charlie Waldo from the Lydell Lipps case.
怎么说他没和你在一起? What does it say that he's not here with you?
Charlie Waldo正忙着揭露… Charlie Waldo is busy uncovering..
欢迎来到“富人和名人幼儿园”。 Welcome to 'Kindergartens of the rich and famous'.
加比，狮子先生需要和你的老师谈谈。 Gabby, Mr. Lion needs to talk to your teacher.
但首先，他要把这头野兽停好。 But first, he's going to park this beast.
现在滚出去，你这个小讨厌鬼。 Now get out, you little blighter.
里面有小排骨吗?我想和你一起吃午饭。 Baby back ribs in there? I'm thinking of having your lunch.
唉,可怜的约里克。我认识他，我亲爱的船长。一个极爱开玩笑，极有想象力的人。 Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, my sweet Captain. A fellow of infinite jest and most excellent fancy.
他曾无数次把我背在背上。 He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.
但现在在我的想象中占有一席之地。 But now holds court in my imagination.
拜托，我的恶心都要跳出来了。 Please, my gorge rises at it.
你已经是过去的影子了。 You're a shadow of your former self.
是我的酮减肥法。 It's that ketone diet I'm on.
我starvin”。我想我可能做得有点过了。 I'm starvin'. I think I may have taken it a bit too far.
“你午餐里有东西吗?”比如猪排，火腿三明治?没有? 'Ave you got anything in your lunch? Like a pork chop, ham sandwich? No?
恐怕这对你没有什么好处，亲爱的孩子。我想你已经死了。 I'm afraid it wouldn't do you any good, dear boy. I think you're dead.
死了吗?这是悲剧。 Dead? That's tragic.
是的,确实。这是个悲剧。 Yes, indeed. It's tragic.
你现在在哪里嘲笑我?你的赌博，你的歌? Where be your jibes now? Your gambles, your song?
你那一闪而过的欢声笑语，真要把大家哄堂大笑起来。 Your flashes of merriment that were want to set the table all a roar.
．．扯我的裤子。咆哮。所以他们给我换了尿布，但都黏糊糊的。 ..tore my britches. Roar. So they changed my nappy, but it's all squishy.
——啊,是的。谢谢，谢谢。-真有趣，爸爸。 -Ah, yes. Thank you, thank you. -That was funny, Daddy.
是的，那番话总是能杀死他们。 Yes, that speech always slays them.
来吧，我们来荡秋千吧。 Come, let's play on the swings.
我相信狮子先生想问怀特小姐爸爸是否和其他孩子玩得很好。 I believe Mr. Lion wants to ask Miss White whether Daddy plays nicely with the other children.
我们去。我们去荡秋千吧。我们将会有一段愉快的时光。 Off we go. Let's get to the swings. We're going to have a swinging time.
我叫沃尔多。 My name is Waldo.
我是为阿拉斯泰尔工作的警探。杰恩。 -I'm a Detective working for Alastair. -Jayne.
我为嘉碧而心碎。 My heart breaks for Gabby.
平奇先生做了很多让她振作起来的事。 Mr. Pinch is doing a lot to keep her spirits up.
平奇太太，她是个怎样的家长? And Mrs. Pinch, what was she like as a parent?
太太捏? Mrs. Pinch?
我们让孩子们背诵这些诗。 We have the children memorize these poems.
我喜欢问孩子们，谁的爸爸妈妈也能背诵? I like to ask the kids, whose mom and dad can recite them too?
有一半的时候这些父母不会，但保姆会说两种语言。 Half the time these parents can't, but the nanny can in two languages.
那Pinches呢? What about the Pinches?
平奇太太从来不认识他们。 Mrs. Pinch never knew them.
捏先生吗? Mr. Pinch?
总是这样。 Always.
这是不寻常的。 That's unusual.
她的死一定让这地方震惊了吧? Her death must have shocked the Hell out of this place, huh?
不是我。 Not me.
早上好,孩子们。 Good morning, kids.
好了，每个人都找到自己的位置。把你的兔子。 Okay, everyone find their place. Get your Bunnies.
我们先把我们的名字写在它们的背面，带上你们的记号笔。 We're going to start by writing our names on the back of them, so have your markers.
怀特小姐，我得再跟你谈谈。 Miss White, I'm going to need to talk to you again.
确定。 Sure.
每个人都有昨天的兔子吗?=是的,怀特小姐。 Does everyone have their Bunny from yesterday? =Yes, Miss White.
今晚来见我。 Come meet me tonight.
我们到时候再谈。 We can talk then.
-好的。你的名字定好了吗?=是的,怀特小姐。 -Alright. Have you got your name set? =Yes, Miss White.
你在家时把靴子放在椅子上吗? Do you put your boots on your chairs at home?
我和一只鸡住在拖车里。 I live in a trailer with a chicken.
这个花瓶怎么了? What happened to this vase?
花瓶? Vase?
啊,是的。好。 Ah, yes. Well.
她就是用这把枪被杀的。 That's the one she was killed with.
那是什么?陶瓷吗? What was that? Ceramic?
烤箱器皿。我宁愿错过它。 Ovenware. I'd far rather miss it.
那张桌子呢? What about that table?
这是不一样的。 It's different.
莫妮卡是个修补匠。 Monica was a tinkerer.
从来没有一个房间的装修能使她满意。 No room was ever finished to her satisfaction.
这雕塑? And that sculpture?
吟游诗人吗? The Bard?
雕塑。 The sculpture.
亲爱的孩子，这是给我的理查德三世的里吉斯奖。 Ah, dear boy, that's a Regis Award award for my Richard the third.
你移动它了吗? Did you move it?
我从来都不太喜欢表演奖项。 I've never been much for acting trophies.
莫妮卡因为感情原因把那本书拿出来展出。 Monica had that one on display for sentimental reasons.
我们就是在那个节目上认识的。-真的? -That was the production on which we met. -Really?
也许是莫妮卡把我的其他里吉斯酒或者我的人民选择奖放哪了。 Perhaps it's wherever Monica put my other Regis's or my People's Choice Award.
晚安，亲爱的王子。 A good night, sweet Prince.
天使的飞翔将我歌唱到你的胸前。 Flights of Angels sing me to thy breasts.
幼儿园的好女孩老师走了。 There goes the good girl kindergarten teacher.
等待。所以我有几个“制造者”。 Wait. So I have a few 'makers in me.
莫妮卡·平奇被杀的时候你怎么一点都不震惊? Why weren't you shocked when Monica Pinch was killed?
沃尔多先生，我要坦白一件事。 Ok, Mr. Waldo, I have a confession.
好吧。 Okay.
我一直在看谋杀案之后的电视报道。 I've been watching all the TV coverage since the murder.
你走进我教室的那一刻我就知道你是谁了。 I knew exactly who you were the minute you walked into my classroom.
我想。 I figured.
利普斯是谁? Who was Lydell Lipps?
每个人都在谈论利德尔·利普斯。 Everyone keeps talking about Lydell Lipps.
我通常能分辨出有人在耍我而你干扰了我的雷达。 I can usually tell when someone's messing with me and you're jamming up my radar.
也许你的雷达只是生锈了。 Maybe your radar is just rusty.
是的,也许吧。 Yeah, maybe.
给你。威士忌。 Here you go. Whiskey.
敬威士忌和秀发。 To whiskey and good hair.
有一段时间了。 It's been a while.
好吧，如果你想知道，我会告诉你的。 Okay, If you want to know, I'll tell you.
11年前，7- 11便利店发生了一起抢劫案。 Eleven years ago, there was a robbery at 7-Eleven.
柜台后面的女孩和两名顾客中枪身亡。 The girl behind the counter and two customers got shot dead.
我发现了。 I turned up.
一个叫唐尼·利普斯的孩子，狠狠地靠在他身上。 A kid named Donnie Lipps, leaned on him pretty hard.
它得到了回报。他说他在外面的车里等我。 It paid off. He said he was waiting in the car outside.
作为交换，他会把凶手交给我。 And in return for a deal he would give me the shooter.
原来是莱德尔，他弟弟。 Turns out that was Lydell, his brother.
签署。密封。 Signed. Sealed.
我的职业生涯已经开始了，对吧?我充满了雄心壮志。 My career is off to the races, right? And I am on fire with ambition.
一切顺利, Everything's going great.
镜头切换到几年后。 Cut to years later.
赖德尔申请假释检察官让我帮他准备听证会。 Lydell comes up for parole and the prosecutor's asked me to help him prep for the hearing.
所以我又去见了他哥哥。 So I go see the brother again.
现在他自己也在监狱里。 who's in prison himself at this point.
三振出局。不相关的。 Three strikes. Unrelated.
只是现在他告诉我最初的故事是胡扯。 Only now he tells me that the original story was bullshit.
他编出来让我别烦他。 He made it up to get me off his back.
所以，在那个时候，莱德尔因为… So at, at that point, Lydell had been in jail for..
7年3个月零16天。 Seven years, three months and 16 days.
接下来我学到的是，把一个无辜的人弄出监狱要比把一个有罪的人送进监狱难得多。 Well, next thing I learned, it is a lot harder to get an innocent man out of jail than to put a guilty man in.
系统不是为处理错误而设计的，有些人也不是。 System isn't designed to deal with mistakes, and, some individuals aren't either.
我一直在努力，一直在努力，一直在努力。 I keep pushing, and I keep pushing, and I keep pushing.
我在尽我所能。 And I'm doing everything I can.
这个过程持续了一年。 And this goes on for a year.
然后莱尔被捅了。 And then Lydell got stabbed.
在院子里打架。他流血过多而死。 In a Yard fight. And he bled to death.
他成年后的每一天都被关在监狱里因为他他妈没做过的事。 After spending every day of his adult life locked up for something that he didn't fucking do.
我的事业就建立在这个基础上。 And that I built a career on.
我花了六个月的时间，找不到愿意听的人， And when I ran out of people who would listen, which took about six months,
我不干了。我开始用麦克风和任何人说话。 I quit. And I started talking to anyone with a microphone.
我想那会毁了很多人。 I guess that would have burned a lot of bridges.
我他妈的把河都烧了。 Oh, I burned the fucking river.
你还没告诉我。 You still haven't told me.
什么? What?
莫妮卡·平奇的事你怎么一点都不震惊? Why weren't you shocked about Monica Pinch?
哇。我当然很震惊。 Wow. Of course I was shocked.
我怎么可能不震惊呢? And how could I not be shocked?
我不懂。 I don't follow.
沃尔多。 Waldo.
难道你看不出一个女孩只是想和你喝一杯吗? Can't you tell when a girl just wants to have a drink with you?
我说，喝一杯。 I said, a drink.
在树林里待了三年。 Three years in the woods.
你这段时间没跟人在一起过吗? You haven't been with anybody all that time?
不。 No.
太辣了，沃尔多。 That is hot, Waldo.
阿拉斯泰尔。-是的。-他们要逮捕你。 -Alastair. -Yeah. -They're going to arrest you.
这些是新闻直升机。洛杉矶警局在上演一出戏。 Those are News Helicopters. LAPD's putting on a show.
去把衣服穿上。 Go put some clothes on.
别傻了，亲爱的。我穿这身行头，网络会喜欢我的。 Don't be silly, love. The network will adore me in this wardrobe.
无论如何。如果Wacko Jacko觉得不错，那我也觉得不错。 Anyway. If it's good enough for Wacko Jacko, it's good enough for me.
来。还有乳头和牙齿。 -Beautiful. -And tits and teeth.
零你的火。早上。 -Hold your fire. -Morning.
阿拉斯泰尔·平奇，你因涉嫌谋杀莫妮卡·平奇被捕了。 Alastair Pinch, you're under arrest for the murder of Monica Pinch.
来吧。你一定要这样做吗?让他进来投降吧。 Come on. Do you have to do it like this? Let him come in and surrender himself.
手放在背后。 Hands behind your back.
真的吗?你要把他铐起来?你就不能为我们重温旧梦吗? Really? You're gonna cuff him? You can't do this for us for old times?
去你的，旧时光。你让一万名好警察看起来像三k党。 Fuck you, old times. You made 10,000 good cops look like the fucking Klan.
跟你漂亮的房子说再见吧，奥利维尔? Say goodbye to your pretty house, huh, Olivier?
-你最后一次看到它的时候-爸爸? -Last time you're gonna see it, -Daddy?
爸爸只是去朋友家过夜。 Daddy's just going for a sleepover.
做个好女孩。明天见。 Be a good girl. See you tomorrow.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
-他被保释了吗?-.2亿年。 -Has he got bail? -20 million.
别傻了。我们付保释金。只有2000万。我们买了保险。 Don't be silly. We're paying the bail. It's only 20 million. We're insured for it.
-我得和你谈谈-等等 -I gotta talk to you, -Hold on.
到此为止。所以,是的. . That's the end of it. So, yeah..
我和洛杉矶警局的人谈过了。 I spoke to my guy at LAPD.
他就是他们把它变成节日的原因。 He's why they turned it into a festival.
你必须摆脱他。 You have to get rid of him.
听着，我很乐意辞职。我不想让事情变得更糟。 Look, I'm happy to quit. I don't want to make this worse for anybody.
哈哈,坏?你让它变得更好了。你们谁有时间吗? Ha, worse? You're making it better. Listen, does one of you guys have the time?
很显然，查理·辛在我办公室。 Apparently, I have Charlie Sheen in my office.
他是如何让它变得更好的? How is he making it better?
警察越混蛋，就越同情我们的主角。 The bigger assholes the cops are, the more sympathy for our protagonist.
振作起来,沃尔多。你不可能赢得所有的胜利。 Cheer up, Waldo. You can't win them all.
是的,是的。是正确的。 Yeah, yeah. Be right there.
混蛋。 Assholes.
耶稣。沃尔多。 Jesus. Waldo.
哦,男孩。你不再了解我了，明白吗?你是毒药。 Oh, boy. You don't know me anymore, you understand? You're poison.
我也很高兴见到你，弗雷迪。 Good to see you too, Freddy.
你去过"组织"了吗? You been to Division yet?
是不是哦。那栋楼里大概有20个人想把我的牙打出来。 Unh uh. Probably 20 guys in that building like to knock my teeth out.
20吗?几百!二十个人想用子弹把他们打死。 20? Hundred! Twenty'd like to shoot them out with a bullet.
我要莫妮卡·平奇的尸检报告。 I want the autopsy protocol on Monica Pinch.
所有的幻灯片和照片。 All the slides, all the photos.
是的，祝你好运。 Yeah, good luck with that.
他们起诉，辩方有权得到一切。 They indict, Defense has the right to everything.
这样你就可以对付我了。 So you can deal with me.
或者你可以和Fontella Davis打交道，她在电视上看起来很开心。顺便说一句，他没给你弄到湖人队的票也没骗你老婆替你打掩护， Or you can deal with Fontella Davis, who's every bit the delight she seems on TV. And who, by the way, never got you Laker tickets or lied to your wife to cover for you,
查理。他妈的。沃尔多。 Charlie. Fucking. Waldo.
直,房地美。这是怎么做的? Straight up, Freddie. How do you make this?
脑出血。右太阳穴受到重击。 Cerebral hemorrhage. Severe blow to right temple.
第二次是脑后挫伤，可能是她摔倒的地方。 Second contusion back of the head, probably from where she fell.
死者被发现被锁在一间房子里和一个在英国有两次人身攻击罪的醉汉在一起。 Victim was found locked in a house with a drunk with two assault convictions in England.
所以我猜是自杀? So I'm guessing suicide?
警报器，你知道的，对吧? And the alarm, you know about that, right?
原来警报公司前一天晚上就开着了。 Turns out the alarm company has it being on since the previous night.
在死亡时间之后很久? Far after time of death?
太势均力敌了。 Too close to call.
那家伙用花瓶把他妻子打死了。 Guy clobbered his wife to death with a vase.
那么简单。 That simple.
喂? Hello?
我知道是谁杀了莫妮卡·平奇。 I know who killed Monica Pinch.
这是谁? Who is this?
在你住的那个石堆那儿见我，沃尔多。 Meet me at that rock pile you live at, Waldo.
我不在那里。我在洛杉矶。 I'm not there. I'm in La.
一辆烂拖车。现在。 Piece of shit trailer. Now.
妮妮，那是羊角面包吗?给我一个… Nini, is that a croissant? Give me one of them..
妮妮，看看下面。 Nini, check under there.
没有别的吗? Nothin?
什么吗?塔普，打开这个。 Anything? Tupp, open this shit up.
Kindle ? This a Kindle?
到目前为止你觉得怎么样? How you like it so far?
我在决定是买这个还是买nook。 I'm trying to decide between this and the nook.
看起来便宜一点。 Looks a little cheaper.
我喜欢Kindle的内容。 I like the Kindle for content.
内容,正确的。技术支持怎么样? Content, right. How's that tech support?
继续找。 Keep looking.
很好。 Pretty good.
满分是10分，你会给多少分? Out of ten, what would you give it?
八。八!呀. . -Eight. -Eight! Fuckin..
我也问。 I'm Don Q.
你听说过我吗? You heard of me?
这个人是妮妮。 This man is Nini.
别惹他。 Do not fuck with this man.
他是排名第一的因纽特轻重量级妮妮，挤我。 He was number one ranked Inuit light heavyweight Nini, squeeze me.
因纽特人吗?-是的。 -Inuit? -Yeah.
像爱斯基摩人吗? Is that like Eskimo?
不,不。看到的, No, no. See,
我是妮妮，他来自加拿大。 Nini here, he's from Canada.
在阿拉斯加你可以说爱斯基摩人，但在加拿大，他们更喜欢被称为因纽特人。 You can say Eskimo in Alaska, but in Canada, they prefer to be called Inuit.
对他们来说，爱斯基摩人带有贬义。 To them, Eskimo is considered pejorative.
你能小心点吃这只鸡吗? Give it to..Can you be careful with the chicken?
他就在那里。 There he goes.
哇。 Wow.
太他妈好了。 That was fucking good.
是的,当然。 Yeah, of course.
那不是我们来的原因。 That ain't the reason for our visit.
在哪里? Where is it?
什么在哪里? Where is what?
洛伦娜和你一起离开的孟菲斯人。 The Mem that Lorena left with you.
在哪里，沃尔多?嗯? Where is it, Waldo? Huh?
我觉得你是在告诉我你杀了莫妮卡·平奇。 I think you're like, telling me you killed Monica Pinch.
所以你是个侦探。 So you are a detective.
你所有的财产在哪里? Where are all your possessions?
我一直最小化。 I've been minimized.
那是什么?就像那个画白画白的艺术家? What's that? Like the artist with the white on white, and shit?
有点像一种生活方式。 Sort of like a lifestyle.
你有很多东西。 You have a hundred things.
几百的东西。 Hundred things.
现在的99。 Well, 99 now.
太操蛋了，沃尔多。 That's fucked up, Waldo.
尤其是如果其中一个是我的。 Especially if one of them is mine.
你有24小时，然后我要我的Mem。 You got 24 hours and then I want my Mem.
Mem是什么? What's a Mem?
收到后，给我儿子打个电话。 Call my boy here, when you got it.
818 - 4北极熊。 818-4 NANOOK.
另一种选择。 The alternative..
也许你会像罗瑞娜一样 maybe you end up like Lorena.
她在哪里呢? Where is she?
妮妮,我们走吧。 Nini, let's go.
嘿,Fuckface ! Hey, Fuckface!
我不觉得我长得像个混蛋。如果有什么区别的话，那就是他长得像个混蛋。 I don't think I look like a fuckface. If anything, he looks like a fuckface.
我是说，他妈的脸是什么样的? I mean, what does a fuckface look like?
这没有道理。 This doesn't make sense.
回到100。 Back to a hundred.
Jackoff。 Jackoff.
查理•沃尔多。 Charlie Waldo.
这就是我想要的。一个。 This is what I want. One.
所有在犯罪现场的安保人员。两个。 Everyone who is on crime scene security. Two.
所有与受害者和嫌疑人有过接触的运输、医疗和急救人员。 All transport and medical and emergency personnel who had contact with the victim and the suspect.
别说话，这样没人给他东西。他是一只老鼠。 Don't talk so nobody gives him anything. He's a rat.
正确的。 Right.
这里没什么好看的。节目结束了。我们走吧。重返工作岗位。 Nothing to see here. Shows over. Let's go. Back to work.
好吧，先回答吧? Alright, how about first to respond?
我将从这里开始。 I'll start there.
嗯? Huh?
别跟他说话。没人跟他说话。 Don't talk to him. Nobody talks to him.
他不在这里，对吧?你别理他，明白吗?理解吗? He's not here, right? You ignore him, understand? Understood?
听着，照我说的做，别照他说的做。 Look, you do what I say, not him.
你。 You.
官……肛门吗? Officer... Anus?
安妮。 Annis.
那所学校一定很烂。 That school must have sucked.
别跟他说话，安妮丝。 Do not speak to him, Annis.
你在平奇之家吗? You at the Pinch house?
你和你的搭档是第一个吗? You the first ones you and your partner?
你知道丰特拉·戴维斯是谁吗? Do you know who Fontella Davis is?
忽略他。 Ignore him.
你想每晚都在电视上报道你的案子吗? Do you want on TV every night making this case about you?
节目结束了。 Show's over.
你到家的时候，门是栓着的吗? When you arrived at the house was the door dead bolted?
你确定吗?磨砂玻璃。你看不到他打开它。 You sure? Frosted glass. You couldn't see him unlock it.
你听清楚了吗? You heard him that clearly?
警报打开了。我们看到他拆除了它。 The alarm was on. We saw him disarm it.
-我说什么了?是的,肛门。 -What did I say? -Yes, Anus.
但真正的凶手可能在出去的时候设了警报如果门没有锁上的话。 But the real killer could have set the alarm on the way out if the door wasn't deadbolted.
他们在胡说八道吗? Are they just talking shit?
那凶器呢，或者狗屁。 What about the murder weapon, or bullshit.
那个陶瓷花瓶，不是你把碎片都捡起来的吗? The Earthenware vase, wasn't you that gathered up all the pieces was it?
别他妈回答他，好吗? Do not fucking answer him, all right?
是的,沃尔多。他找到了凶器的所有碎片。 Yes, Waldo. he got all the pieces of the murder weapon.
我亲自监督。 I supervised it myself.
——陶瓷花瓶?——陶瓷花瓶。 -The Earthenware vase? -The Earthenware vase.
只是这个陶器花瓶不是凶器。 Only the Earthenware vase isn't the murder weapon.
除非阿拉斯泰尔·平奇杀了她。 Not if Alastair Pinch killed her.
那东西得有28磅重。并落到死者的右眼上。 That things gotta weigh 28 lbs. and came down over the victim's right eye.
你得是个强壮的左撇子才能投出那样的球。 You'd have to be a pretty strong lefty to make a shot like that.
不是喝醉的右撇子。 Not a drunken righty.
几乎令人信服。 Almost convincing.
捏是右撇子。我看过他倒酒。 Pinch is a righty. I've watched him pour.
官安妮。我能单独谈谈吗? Officer Annis. Can I have a moment?
你看到那座雕像了吗? You see that statue?
这是英国的里吉斯奖。 That's a Regis award for acting in England.
你以前见过吗? You ever seen it before?
因为它是失踪。那就是凶器。 Because it's missing. That's the murder weapon.
啊天哪。该回家了。 Ah Jeez. Time to go home.
三磅半。还有一些花瓶，死者掉下去的时候撞到了。 Three and a half pounds. There are some more vases, the victim hits that on the way down.
嘿。别看他。 Hey. Don't look at him.
局里会让你死的，相信我。 The Department's going to let you get fucked on this, believe me on that shit.
就是这样。沃尔多。我给你10秒钟。你觉得怎么样? That's it. Waldo. I'm going to give you 10 seconds. How about that?
-10秒?-是的。完美的。这就是我所需要的。 -10 seconds? -Yeah. Perfect. That's all I need.
九个 Nine.
安妮丝，你不会想成为一个把无辜的人送进监狱的人，-七，相信我。 Annis, you don't want to be the guy who puts away an innocent man, (-Seven) believe me.
-听着，脱下你的裤子，因为你要被操了。头里。给我滚出去! -Listen, pull down your pants coz you're gonna get fucked. -Come on. Get the fuck outta here!
你会被操的，安妮丝!-什么? -You're gonna get fucked, Annis! -Do what?
听起来像是他在摆弄死人… It sounded like he fumbled with the dead..
我怎么跟你说的!! What did I tell you!!
他还醉着。我们不能确定。 He was still drunk. We couldn't tell for sure.
闭嘴，肛门! Shut the fuck up, Anus!
谁也不许跟这个人渣说话。 Nobody talks to this scumsack.
这个人不是警察。他不是我们中的一员。 This man is not a Cop. He is not one of us.
这是他妈的说唱。 It's a fucking rap.
他是一起谋杀案的嫌疑人。 He's a person of interest in a homicide investigation.
有些人还不知道。 For those of you that don't know.
一个人的身体… The body of one..
成年女性，身份是罗瑞娜·纳西门托。 adult female, ID'd as Lorena Nascimento.
她借了她丈夫的保时捷。 She borrowed her husband's Porsche.
是的。她没告诉你他的事吧? Yeah. She didn't tell you about him, did she?
我们发现它在魔法山附近的高速公路上着火了。 We found it on fire off the freeway up by Magic Mountain.
完全吞没了。身体内部。 Fully engulfed. Body inside.
她给你的东西。 That item she gave you.
这会让唐·Q被关很长时间你俩都会自然死亡。 That could put Don Q away for so long you'd both die of natural causes.
你为什么不直接给我? Why don't you just give it to me?
我警告过你。 I tried to warn you.
他妈的什么? What the fuck?
去你妈的!他妈的!去你妈的! Fuck you! Fucking! Fuck you!
杀了她! Killed her!
他们他妈的杀了她! They fucking killed her!
我把自行车放在这个架子上。 I, uh, I had my bike on this rack.
我想我忘锁了。 I think I left my lock.
你整天跟着我… Following me all day, you..
你他妈是谁? Who the fuck are you?
听我的。听我的。专门从事人身伤害，如果你不放开我我将寻求损害赔偿。 Listen to me. Listen to me. Specializing in personal injury, if you do not unhand me I will seek damages.
好吗? Please?
好了,好了。 Alright, fine.
很好。 Fine.
你是私家侦探? You a private eye?
是的。我是私家侦探。 Yeah. I'm a private eye.
你他妈是谁? Who the fuck are you?
先生，你刚刚犯了重罪。 You sir, just committed a felony.
在加州以私人侦探的身份出现而实际上你并没有执照。 Presenting yourself as a PI in the State of California when you are, in fact unlicensed.
现在，我跟你说实话。 Now, I will level with you.
我的客户不明白你为什么要和阿拉斯泰尔·平奇这样的杀人犯扯上关系。 I have a client who cannot understand why you would associate yourself with a murderer like Alastair Pinch.
美丽的手表。 Beautiful watch.
我不会让你在这件事上强迫我的。 I'm not going to let you muscle me on this.
现在,沃尔多先生。 Now, Mr. Waldo.
我们先交流。 Let's just communicate.
我没有威胁过你，我也没这个打算。 There's been no threat from me, nor do I intend..
-对不起，长官-如果你不告诉我是谁派你来的，我他妈要杀了你 -I apologize, Sir. -If you don't tell me who sent you, I am going to fucking kill you.
先生。听。我和我的客户都希望我们之间这次愉快的，好吧，“偶然”的会面是我们最后一次见面。 Sir. Listen. It is my hope and my client's that this pleasant, ok, 'happenstantial' meeting between the two of us is the last time you and I see each other.
所以，记住这一点。 So, with that in mind..
先生，我去拿我的东西。 Sir. Please, I'll take my things.
是的。实际上，我再想想。 Yeah. Actually, on second thought.
这些都不是我的自行车。 Neither one of these are my bike.
美好的一天。 Good day.
谢谢你的电话，你个该死的救护车追求者。 Yeah, thanks for the phone, you fucking ambulance chaser.
沃伦·戈梅斯先生。 Warren Gomes, esquire.
沃伦·戈麦斯。最后一个电话是… Warren Gomes. And the last call was to..
大流士卷. .大流士卷。 Darius Jamshidi..Darius Jamshidi.
大流士卷。 Darius Jamshidi.
唉。 Hunh.
我们住在哪里，大流士·贾姆希迪? Where do we live, Darius Jamshidi?
卷。 Jamshidi.
我已经一无所有了，好吗。 There was nothing left for me out there, Ok.
混蛋。他妈的。 Assholes. Fuck.
沃尔多，你让我消失了。 You ghosted me, Waldo.
我在找Darius Jamshidi!! I'm looking for Darius Jamshidi!!
来吧。谁来帮我? Come on. Who's gonna help me?
你要帮我吗? You gonna to help me?
我窥探，用我的小眼睛… I spy, with my little eye..
大流士卷。 Darius Jamshidi.
没有?你看起来像个大流士。 No? You look like a Darius.
好吧。这就够了。 Alright. That's enough.
-哦,是么?-是的。 -Oh, Yeah? -Yeah.
噢,是吗?真的吗? Oh, yeah? Really?
嘿,嘿,嘿。别看我。 Hey, hey, hey. Don't look at me.
他攻击我。我. . He attacked me. I'm..
只是停止,朋友。 Just stop, friend.
这是所有吗?两个对一个。 That's all? Two against one.
来吧。 Come on.
你的体育精神哪里去了? Where's your sense of sportsmanship?
停! Stop!
花点时间。 Take a moment.
我要你解开他皮带上的手铐铐住他的一只手腕。 I want you to take his handcuffs off his belt and handcuff one of his wrists.
好吧。 Okay.
-告诉他。——它。 -Tell him. -Do it.
好的。嘿,嘿,嘿。 Ok. Hey, Hey, hey.
现在我有个主意。 Now I have an idea.
我不想让你惊慌，好吗? And I don't want you to panic, ok.?
跟我走。 Just go with me.
好…好吧。 Ok...Alright.
现在。 Now.
我们要去散个步。 We're going to take a little walk.
你要把我介绍给贾姆希迪先生。 And you're going to introduce me to Mr. Jamshidi.
好了，走吧。我们散步。 All right, let's go. We're walking.
是他吗? Is that him?
没有? No?
是他吗? Is it Him?
好吧。 Okay.
他怎么了? What about him, huh?
我大流士卷。 I'm Darius Jamshidi.
真正的警察几分钟后就到，但在那之前我很乐意和你谈谈。 The real police will be here in a few minutes, but I'd be happy to speak with you until then.
我看到你想买个电视网，对吧? I see you're trying to buy a television network, huh?
嗯? Huh?
你几分钟后就会走出那扇门。 This ends with you walking out that door in a few minutes.
你让沃伦·戈麦斯来对付我? You sic Warren Gomes on me?
我猜那些孩子也是你派来的，从帕利塞德公园。 I assume you sent those kids too, from Palisades Park.
问题是，你为什么要我远离平奇的案子? Question is, why do you want me to stay away from the Pinch case?
我不知道你是谁。-你见过我妻子。 -I don't know who you are. -You met my wife.
但你刚刚毁了我的利益。 But you just ruined my benefit.
毫无疑问，这花费了一个非常非常重要的慈善机构数万美元。 And no doubt cost a very, very important charity tens of thousands of dollars.
现在我要你去释放那两个人。 Now I want you to go release those two men.
我要你把一个男人的耳朵从另一个男人的背后打开。 And I want you to unlock that one man's ear from the other man's backside.
我将这样做。 I'll do that.
我丈夫会带你去网球场。 My husband will show you to the tennis courts.
你会在那里找到那些人，还有你的铁链。 You'll find those men there and your chain.
-谢谢。混蛋。 -Thank you. -Asshole.
她看起来很好。 She seems very nice.
这是令人愉快的。 This has been delightful.
那堵墙，经过下一幢房子，背向穆赫兰道。 The wall, past the next house, backs out onto Mulholland.
如果你能好心点，别在派对上再搞出什么闹剧。 If you'd be so kind as to not cause any more drama in the party.
告诉我沃伦·戈麦斯是谁。 Tell me who Warren Gomes is.
戈麦斯已经死了。 Gomes is dead.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
我刚和警察谈过。 I just spoke with the police.
你来之前有人开枪打死了他。 Someone shot him just before you arrived.
那人也许不是你，是吗? It wasn't you, perchance, was it?
不如你告诉我他为你做了什么? Why don't you tell me what he was doing for you?
沃伦·戈麦斯有专门研究的天赋，这让我的公司得以实现它的目标。 Warren Gomes has a, had a talent for special research which allows my company to make what it makes.
是哪一个? Which is?
钱。 Money.
所以戈麦斯为了帮你买下电视台而挖出了内幕。 So Gomes was digging up dirt to help you buy the network.
你为什么要我远离平奇? Why do you want me to stay away from Pinch?
我相信这是给你的。 I believe that's for you.
沃尔多吗? Waldo?
沃尔多! Waldo!
阿拉斯泰尔? Alastair?
罗萨里奥! Rosario!
阿拉斯泰尔? Alastair?
阿拉斯泰尔在哪儿? Where's Alastair?
行吗? Line?
-如果有必要我会回避的。狗屎! -I'll recuse myself if I have to. -Shit!
．．切. . ..And cut..
也许，我一定是被你的香水分散了注意力。 Perhaps, I must have been distracted by your perfume.
事情越来越奇怪了，我需要你的帮助。 Things are getting fucking strange and I need your help.
大流士Jimshidi。 Darius Jimshidi.
你对这个名字有印象吗? That name mean anything to you?
不。但是罗伯特·布莱克昨晚打电话来了。 No. But Robert Blake called last night.
他问我周四想不想玩扑克牌。 Asked if I want to play pinochle on Thursday.
你知道大家都确定是你干的吧? You do realize that everyone is sure you did this?
唯一让我怀疑的是有人在逼我，而我要弄清楚为什么你会被判终身监禁。 The only thing giving me doubts is that someone's busting my horn, and me figuring out why is the only thing standing between you and a life sentence.
所以当我寻求帮助的时候，我不知道，也许你应该帮我! So when I ask for help, I don't know, maybe you should fucking help!
冷静下来。我如何为您效劳? Simmer down. How can I be of service?
你有什么事瞒着我吗? Is there anything you're not telling me?
像什么? Like what?
你那天晚上有没有邀请别人去你家? Like did you invite someone over to your house that night?
-不。你确定吗? -No. -You sure?
绝对的。 Absolutely.
你能邀请某人到你家做客，第二天却不记得吗? Could you invite someone over to the house and not remember it the next day?
我结了婚，生了孩子，还申请了抵押贷款，第二天就不记得了。 I've gotten married, fathered children, and taken out mortgages, and not remembered the next day.
你什么时候把家具搬走的? When did you move the furniture around?
我跟你说过莫妮卡是一个不停的修补匠。她从未. . I told you Monica was a constant tinkerer. She was never..
我房间里的床头柜放不下。 The night table in my room doesn't fit.
我觉得有人把它移走了，从你的房间移走了你房间里的那个从客厅移走了。 I'm thinking someone moved it, from your room and the one in your room from the living room.
可能是在谋杀当晚。 Probably on the night of the murder.
除非你后来动过它。 Unless you moved it since.
从那以后，我再也没动过它们。滚开 I have not moved them since. Piss off.
你怎么办呢，探长? What shall you do, Detective?
如果你发现我真的杀了我妻子? If you find that I did, in fact, murder my wife?
你会为你的当事人挺身而出，还是，为真理和正义挺身而出，就像从前那个清廉的查理·沃尔多? Will you stand for your client, or, or for truth and justice, like the incorruptible Charlie Waldo of yore?
坚持真理和正义，沃尔多。 You stick with truth and justice, Waldo.
如果我杀了我女儿的母亲，我会拿回应得的赔钱。 If I've killed my little girl's mother, I'll take what's coming to me and call it even.
爸爸!——啊!这是我亲爱的。 -Daddy! -Ah! There's my darling.
我知道这出戏的所有台词。 I know all of my lines for the play.
我等不及想见你的朗普斯金了。现在来。 I can't wait to see your Rumplestiltskin. Come now.
今天我煮。明天，我要烤面包，然后我要王子的孩子! Today I brew. Tomorrow, I bake and then the Prince child I'll take!
．．啊,太完美了!你听起来像个疯子! ..Ah, that's perfect! You sound like a maniac!
你清醒到可以开车了吗? You sober enough to drive?
我想是这样。为什么? I suppose so. Why?
我去你家见你。 I'll meet you at your house.
什么了?没有别的。 -Whats up? -Nothin.
锁上门，别开门。 Just lock your door and don't answer it.
嘿!的混蛋! Hey! Fuckhead!
跟我说说罗瑞娜。 Tell me about Lorena.
去你妈的。 Fuck you.
不如你跟我说说我的Mem吧? How about you tell me about my Mem?
我都不知道什么是memm ! I don't even know what a fucking Mem is!
跟我说说我的Mem。 Tell me about my Mem.
你们是什么人? Who are you people?
很酷，你降落了。 Cool you're jets down.
我觉得你在搪塞，沃尔多。 I think you're prevaricating, Waldo.
她说是她给你的。 She says she gave it to you.
那贱人说的最后一句话，所以我倾向于相信她。 Last words the bitch ever said, So I'm inclined to believe her.
我把汽油倒在她身上的时候她还活着? You know, she was still alive when I poured the gasoline on her?
杀了你，你个混蛋! Fucking kill you, you fuck!
你肮脏的混蛋。 You dirty motherfucker.
沃尔多。罗瑞拉。 -Waldo. -Lorena.
沃尔多…你刚刚得了脑震荡。 Waldo....you just had a concussion.
沃尔多，你能集中注意力吗? Waldo, can you focus?
是的。 Yeah.
学校的护士跑回家。我说过我会照顾你的。 The School nurse ran home. I said I'd take care of you.
该死的地狱。 Fucking Hell.
哦。不,我很抱歉。我不应该把你们弄糊涂。 Oh. No, I'm sorry. I shouldn't confuse you.
现在是下午四点半。 It's 4:30 in the afternoon.
脑震荡了。 Just had a concussion.
好，慢慢来。我让你在阿拉斯泰尔下车。 Ok, go really slowly. I'll drop you off at Alastairs.
大量的流量。 Lot of traffic.
谢谢你送我回家。 Thanks for taking me home.
我可能有个更好的主意。 I might have a better idea.
你相信我吗? Do you trust me?
我为什么要相信你? Why should I trust you?
因为你会喜欢的。 Because you'll like it.
好吧。这就是我。 All right. Well, this is me.
祝你今天愉快。 Have a nice day.
你也一样。 You too.
不管你做什么，我都要迟到了。 Doing whatever it is that you do, I'm late.
我会给你打电话。 I'll call you.
我知道你会的。 I know you will.
狮子先生，你找到我的请柬了吗? Mr. Lion did you find my invitation?
Eeee ! !你要做吗? Eeee!! Whaddya gonna do?
关于什么? About what?
你的鬃毛没了。 Your mane is gone.
我能告诉你一个秘密吗? Can I tell you a secret?
是的。 Yes.
它被一位公主偷走了。 It was stolen by a Princess.
我会帮你拿回来的，好吗? I will get it back for you, ok?
——你呢?-嗯嗯。 -Will you? -Uh huh.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
祝你今天愉快。 You have a good day.
我会的。 I will.
是的! Yes!
他妈的是的! Fucking yes!
他妈的是的!是的!是的! Fucking yes! Yes! Yes!
Mem。记忆棒。 Mem. Memory stick.
妮妮，我是你的老朋友沃尔多。 Nini, it's your old friend Waldo.
怎么，你舌头被猫叼走了? What, cat got your tongue?
告诉你老板，他可以拿走他的备忘录。 Tell your boss he can have his Mem.
明天见我。威尔希尔和卡特琳娜。在两个点。 Meet me tomorrow. Wilshire and Catalina. At two o-clock.
现在每天早上刷牙，每天晚上刷牙。我的牙他妈的好白。 Brush every morning now, brush every night. My motherfucking teeth is hella fucking white.
牙齿不能有光泽，对吧?牙齿不可能是金子吗?你操我的牙，婊子，你永远不会变老。 Teeth can't be shiny, huh? Teeth can't be gold? You fuck with my teeth, bitch, you ain't never growin' old.
年轻人，能借用一下你的耳机吗? Young man, could I ask you to use your ear phones please?
我是说，这是规则。 I mean, those are the rules.
原谅我。你在听谁说话? Excuse me. Who's that you're listening to?
赃物Doggg。赃物Doggg吗? -Swag Doggg. -Swag Doggg?
叶。 Yeh.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我们得谈谈。社交媒体上到处都是。 We got to talk about it. It's all over social media.
但你是我们见过的第一个把名字拼成DOGG g的嘻哈歌手，那是什么意思? But you're the first hip hop artist we've seen who spells his name DOGG, G. What's that about?
你知道第三个G代表大兄弟，上帝。 Well, you know that third G is for the big homie, God.
-上帝,宝贝。赞美耶和华。 -God,baby. -Praise the Lord.
圣灵感孕说。你感觉我呢? Immaculate conception. You feel me?
除了你脖子上挂着的那个粉色钱包? Except that pink purse from around your neck?
这是一个宝。 It's a Bottega.
那是一个钱包。 That is a purse.
觉得呢? Feel that?
我每天晚上都刷牙! -I brush every -Night!
我每天都刷牙! -I brush every -Day!
-我刷，我刷，直到我的牙齿=白色!! -I brush and I brush until my teeth are made =White!!!
小Doggg。 Little Doggg.
嘿,哥们。 Hey, buddy.
耳机。规则。 Earphones. Rules.
对不起。 Sorry.
喂? Hello?
沃尔多吗? Waldo?
很高兴你打电话来。你到底在哪里? Nice of you to call. Where the hell are you?
我不能说。 I can't say.
听着，有个人如果还没联系你，他会联系你的。 Listen, there's a guy who's going to reach out to you if he hasn't already.
哦,他做到了。 Oh, he has.
嘿，他是真的。不要浪费时间。 Hey, he's for real. Don't mess around.
我知道。大家都认为是他杀了你。 I know. Everyone thinks he killed you.
如果他找不到我，他就找不到。 He can't if he can't find me.
嗨。我在为《时尚先生》写一篇关于嘻哈新面孔的文章。 Hi. I'm writing a piece for Esquire on the new face of Hip hop.
嘿。嘿,嘿,嘿。 Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
先生，你没事吧? Sir, are you okay?
没关系。没关系。 It's okay. It's all right.
可以给我吗? Could I have that, please?
备份妮妮。没关系。我得到这个。 Backup Nini. It's all right. I got this.
你竟敢这样不尊重我。 Pretty fucking bold of you to be disrespecting me like that.
尤其是在洛伦娜生命的最后时刻。 Especially in light of Lorena's final hours.
你真该看看我点燃火柴时她的眼睛。 You should have seen her fucking eyes when I lit that match, bro.
她哭了。鼻涕顺着她的鼻子流下来。 She was crying. Snot coming down her nose.
我刚和她谈过。是的。 I just talked to her. Yeah.
不如我们别废话了你先告诉我为什么罗瑞娜一开始要找你麻烦? So why don't we cut the bullshit and you tell me why Lorena was messing with you in the first place?
如果你不想要那个闪存盘，我随时可以把它交给警察。 Hey, if you don't want that flash drive, I could always give it to the police.
去买个蛋卷冰淇淋吧。 Go get yourself an ice cream cone.
给自己买个蛋卷冰淇淋。 Get yourself an ice cream cone.
草莓。喜欢你的衬衫。 Strawberry. Like your shirt.
来吧,放松。放松。你太紧张。 Come on, relax. Relax. You're so tense.
一切都好吧?家里没有问题吗? Everything all right? No problems at home?
我只想知道你能和我谈谈，好吗?任何东西。 I just want to know you can talk to me, alright? About anything.
罗瑞娜在为我工作。对吧? Lorena was working for me. alright?
不是你想的那样。 It's not what you think.
这是婚姻监视代表我姐姐监视我的懒姐夫。 It's marital surveillance on behalf of my sister watching my old lazy ass brother-in-law.
罗瑞娜来我用作办公室的地下拆车厂找我。 Lorena comes to see me at this chop shop I use as an office.
如果她看到我的Mem坐在那里，那婊子就会拿着它。 She sees my Mem sitting there, the bitch palms it.
然后她若无其事地走出办公室。 Then she walks out the office like it's nothing.
晚点打电话给我说这是她说我已经欠她的东西的抵押品。 Calls me later saying it's collateral on what she claims I already owe her.
好吧，我想我能搞定。 Alright look, I think I got this.
你愿意接受建议吗? You open to a suggestion?
到了以后? Whatcha got?
好吧，我给你讲讲Mem。 Alright, I give you the Mem.
你让罗瑞娜回洛杉矶了。 You let Lorena come back to LA.
我们把剩下的作为小额索赔。 We rack up the rest as small claims.
-是吗?简单的。 -Yeah? -Simple.
它是如此简单。 It's so simple.
真不敢相信我竟然没想到这一点。 I can't believe I didn't fucking think of that.
什么! ?你他妈疯了吗? What!? What are you, fucking nuts?
我要维护自己的声誉，沃尔多。 I got a reputation to uphold, Waldo.
你知道吗? Are you aware of that?
背靠着墙。 And back against the wall.
草泥马! MotherFucker!
如果你是在找Q的u盘那你就倒霉了，我没带。 If you're looking for Q's flash drive you're out of luck, I didn't bring it.
-你刚才说什么，沃尔多?对不起。 -What did you just say, Waldo? -Sorry.
-你有许可证吗?=不。不。 -You got a permit for this? =Nah. Nope.
我要以谋杀洛伦娜·纳西门托的罪名逮捕你们俩。 I am arresting both of you for the murder of Lorena Nascimento.
想给你儿子读六点新闻吗? Want to read your boy here the 6 o-clock news, or what?
曾的活着。我刚和她谈过。 Lorena's alive. I just talked to her.
-什么?-是的。-是他妈的! -What? -Yeah. -Yeah Fuck!
那谁在她车里? Well who was in her car then?
我能说你们俩工作都很烂吗? Can I say, you both suck at your jobs?
库比本来就不打算登记我们。 Cuppy was never going to book us anyway.
又是一出折磨我的戏。对不对，库比? Just another play to squeeze me. Ain't that right, Cuppy?
你知道吗，我是镇上唯一一个不给这个混蛋上过油的人。 You know, I'm the only one in town who doesn't grease this motherfucking, cocksucking, motherfucker.
小男人。你。你最好注意你的言辞，以免被那个爱斯基摩人渣跟踪。 Little man. You. You'd better watch your mouth on days that you're not followed around by that douchebag Eskimo.
什么?什么fuc . . What? What the fuc..
他是个因纽特人，你个俗人。 He's an Inuit, you fucking Philistine.
你还有24小时，沃尔多。 You got another 24 hours, Waldo.
好吧。 Okay.
来吧。让我扶你起来，小杯。 Come on. Let's get you up, Cuppy.
嗨。 Hi.
你有学校的通讯录吗，我可以查到每个班级学生的名字和他们的家长? Do you have a school directory that I can look up the names of your students in each class and their parents?
是给杰恩·怀特的。 It's for Jayne White.
赃物Doggg。 Swag Doggg.
卷。 Jamshidi.
听着，我有点头绪。 Listen, I'm on to something.
你对达利斯·贾姆希迪和赃物道格了解多少? What do you know about Darius Jamshidi and Swag Doggg?
那些是动画人物吗? Are those animated characters?
他们都希望我离你的案子远点。 They both wanted me to stay the hell away from your case.
我今天去学校查了一下电话簿。 I went to the school today and checked the directory.
他们的父母. .他们是你女儿班上的家长。 They're parents..They're parents in your daughter's class.
现在我在想莫妮卡可能和其他父母有什么关系，其中一个或多个父母想要她死。 Now I'm thinking that Monica could have been into something with these other parents, and one or more of them wanted her dead.
问题是，那门课到底是怎么回事? Question is though, what the fuck is going on in that class?
谁知道呢?展示和讲述，手指画。我不知道。 Who knows? Show and tell, finger painting. I don't know.
-嘿公主!-什么? -Hey Princess! -What?
我想救你的命。你想减少自怜吗? I'm trying to save your life. You wanta cut the self pity?
自我怜悯? Self pity?
听着，你有个很棒的小女孩她已经失去了妈妈。 Look, you got a terrific little girl who already lost her mom.
她一定要失去父亲吗? Does she have to lose her dad?
没人敢那样跟我说话!你知道为什么吗? Nobody talks to me that way! And you know why?
因为他们需要钱。 Coz they need the money.
不，因为他们知道他们会被狠狠地揍一顿。 No, because they know they'd get a damned good drubbing.
把他们。来吧，轮到你了，亲爱的。 Put 'em up. Come on, your turn, love.
你会有一场真正的战斗。 You'll get a real fight.
我不会这么做的。 I'm not doing this.
头里。-我不这么做。 -Come on. -I'm not doing this.
阿拉斯泰尔!你太近了!-你太滑了。 -Alastair! You're too close! -You're too damn slippery.
阿拉斯泰尔!他们仍然…… -Alastair! -Hold still..
．． 打比我大两倍的人! .. fight twice my age!
听着，我是个和平主义者，我拒绝卷入这件事。 Okay look, I'm a pacifist, and I refuse to get involved in this.
阿拉斯泰尔? Alastair?
很好,先生。 Well done, Sir.
你吃饱了吗? Have you had enough?
我受够了。 I've had enough.
我们去喝一杯吧。 Let's you and I have a drink.
帮助我。 Help me up.
你把树篱修剪好了，帅哥。 Oh, you've trimmed the hedges, handsome devil.
你还记得有朋友吧，沃尔多? You remember having mates, don't you Waldo?
不喜欢你。 Not like you.
那就这样吧。当然，你是对的。 There you go. You're right, of course.
我雀跃。 I am shitfaced.
比平时更多。 More than usual.
寒暄。 Chinchin.
你知道你儿子死的时候你该怎么做吗? You know what you should have done when your young man died?
你应该去参加两周的酒吧狂欢。 You should have gone on an epic, two week pub crawl.
把你的欲望都发泄出来。 Gotten it all out of your system.
为了自怜，对吧? To self pity, hmm?
这是来自大师的有力观察。 It is a powerful observation coming from the master.
你和我是一枚硬币的两面，不是吗? You and I are two sides of the same coin, aren't we?
现在你回来了，以一周前不一样的方式回到了人间。 And now here you are, back among the living in a way you weren't just a week ago.
你看到区别了吗? Oh, you see a difference?
世界上所有的不同。 All the difference in the world.
你刚才跟我对质的方式真是太夸张了。 Simply refuckulous the way you confronted me out there.
当你第一次拖着老鼠屎般的胡子和死气沉沉的眼睛来到我的片场时，你可没有这种感觉。 You didn't have that in you when you first shuffled onto my set with that rat's nest of a beard and those dead eyes.
你又活过来了伴侣，就像我们很多人一样，通过奇特的肉体魅力。 You've been brought back to life mate, like so many of us, by singular, carnal charms.
詹要留下孩子吗? Is Jayne keeping the baby?
我一直在想她，但考虑到这种情况，我觉得不应该打电话给她。 I think about her all the time, but I haven't thought it right to telephone, given the circumstances.
我真是个无赖。 And I was such a cad.
尤其是在她告诉我之后。 Especially after she told me.
但我毕竟已经结婚了，我该怎么办呢? But I was married after all, and what was I to do?
和我亲爱的莫妮卡谈完之后，我累了，沃尔多。 And then after the business with my sweet Monica, I'm tired, Waldo.
每个人都害怕自己没有别人认为的那么好。 Fearing that you may not be as good as others believe is common to all men.
但内心深处，你可能是个怪物。 But fearing that deep down, you may be a monster.
那是地狱的另一种味道。 That's a whole different flavor of Hell.
女士们先生们，我们马上就要开始了。请各位就座。 Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to begin. Please find your seats.
-嘿。-嘿。 -Hey. -Hey.
你应该告诉我你和阿拉斯泰尔的事。 You should have told me about you and Alastair.
没什么可告诉你的。他是幼儿园的爸爸。 There is nothing to tell you. He's a kindergarten Dad.
别担心，不是阿拉斯泰尔。是我。 Don't worry, it's not Alastair. It's me.
我在他家里发现了这个一次性手机。 I found this burner in his house.
他妻子死的那天晚上，他来回发短信邀请她过来。 On the night his wife died he texted back and forth with someone inviting her over.
有人说她马上就到。 Someone, who said she'd be right there.
来吧。 Come on.
让我们谈谈。 Let's talk.
你和赃物狗也有一腿吗? Did you have a thing with Swag Doggg, too?
是的。 Yes.
那个疯狂的有钱人，贾姆希迪? And that crazy rich guy, Jamshidi?
你知道吗，我这一周都被人打，被人威胁就因为你。 You know, I've been getting beaten up and threatened the whole week because of you.
这和莫妮卡·平奇无关。 It had nothing to do with Monica Pinch.
是一群有钱人不想让他们和你的关系被曝光。 It was a bunch of rich guys that didn't want their affairs with you exposed.
你想要什么，沃尔多? What do you want, Waldo?
我是个追求刺激的人，我他妈在教幼儿园。 I'm a thrill seeker, and I'm teaching fucking kindergarten.
还有什么比和正在调查一起谋杀案的警探上床更刺激的事呢? And what could be a bigger rush than sleeping with the Detective investigating a death you're involved in?
不仅如此。 It wasn't just that.
我真的有感觉。 I really felt something.
从头开始。 Start from the beginning.
,没有废话。 And no bullshit.
我希望他会离开他的妻子。 I was hoping that he would leave his wife.
但他是个混蛋他一直说她想让他搬回英国和她一起住。 But, he was an asshole and he kept talking about how she wanted him to move back to England with her.
好像他根本不在乎我跟他说了什么似的。 Like he didn't give a shit about what I was telling him.
在那之后，完全没有无线电信号。 And after that, total radio silence.
但我一直给他发短信，这可能很愚蠢。 But I kept texting him which was, probably stupid.
然后有天晚上，他回我短信说，莫妮卡不在家，我应该过来谈谈我们的事。 And then one night he, he messaged me back, saying that, that Monica was out of the house and I should come over and we could talk about us.
我还没来得及按门铃，莫妮卡就开门让我进去。 And before I can even ring the bell Monica opens the door and tells me to come inside.
她拿着他的手机。 She's holding his phone.
是她发短信让我过来的。 She's the one who messaged me to come over.
她告诉我阿拉斯泰尔在书房昏过去了，她想看看是谁。 She tells me Alastair's passed out in the study, and she wanted to see who it was.
当她发现那是她女儿的老师时，她气疯了。 When she found out it was her daughter's teacher she got pretty unhinged.
一直在说洛杉矶是个邪恶的城市，来到洛杉矶是一个多么大的错误。 Kept talking about LA was this evil city and what a mistake it was coming to LA.
我害怕她会变得暴力。所以我就跑了出去。我开车走了。 I was scared she was going to get violent. So, I just ran out of there. I drove away.
第二天，我听说莫妮卡死了。 And then the next day, I heard Monica was dead.
我试着联系阿拉斯泰尔。但是，他更混蛋。他不愿和我说话。 And I tried reaching out to Alastair. But, He was even more an asshole. He wouldn't talk to me.
他送嘉碧回家的时候也没有，所以，当筹码开始落在他身上的时候， Not even when he was dropping Gabby off, So, well, when the, when the chips started falling on him,
我只是让它们掉下来。 I just let them fall.
和你怀孕了吗? And you're pregnant?
阿拉斯泰尔? Alastair?
詹，我们要开始了。 Jayne, we're about to start.
是的。 Yes.
是正确的。 Be right there.
我们能晚点再谈吗? Can we pick this up later?
演出结束后，我就是你的了。 After the play I'm all yours.
先是项链，然后是戒指。接下来我要带走国王的孩子。 First her necklace, then her ring. Next I'll take the child of the King.
今天我酿造，明天我烘焙。然后我要王子的孩子! Today I brew, tomorrow I bake. And then the Prince child I'll take!
因为没人知道，我的小游戏，朗普斯金也不是我的名字! For no one knows, my little game, nor Rumplestiltskin is my name!
因为我的名字，你永远猜不到。Mwah哈哈! Because my name, you'll never guess. Mwah ha ha!
杰恩吗? Jayne?
那个《路易斯安那法律》里的女孩。她叫什么名字? That girl from 'Louisiana Law'. What's her name?
是的。我得给她的经纪人打电话。 Yeah. I need to call her agent.
是的，我是说，她是怀孕了还是…?我不知道。 Yeah, I mean, is she pregnant or is it..? I don't know.
她不开心。因为这很奇怪，我是说。 She's unhappy. Because it's weird, I mean.
我不知道她是不是变了，或者她在吃东西，但他们告诉我他们给她吃了一些非常非常奇怪的东西因为我从来没见过那样的形状。 I don't know if she changed, or she's eating, but they tell me that they're feeding her something very, very strange because I've never seen a shape quite like that.
摇晃得很厉害，我就想，这行不通。 Wobbling was a lot, and I, I was like, it's not going to work.
我不想再看了。 And I don't want to look at that.
好吧。那你告诉她。 Alright. Well you tell her.
好吧。再见。 Alright. Bye.
Waldo先生! Mr. Waldo!
西科斯基先生。 Mr. Sikorsky.
抱歉打扰了，但我取得了一些进展。 Apologies for the interruption, but I made some progress.
哦,你做了吗?太棒了。 Oh, you did? Fantastic.
那是什么? What is that?
我的朋友，这是每个赢过两次超级碗的四分卫的签名。 That, my friend, is signed by every quarterback whoever won two superbowls.
或许我吗?-请。是我的客人。 -May I? -Please. Be my guest.
我还想说，看到你的娃娃脸从曾经躺着动物尸体的地方窥视真是太好了。 May I also say it is so good to see your baby face peeking out where once a dead animal lay.
就在你觉得我已经帅到不能再帅的时候。 And just when you thought I couldn't get any more handsome.
我，呃，要排练一遍。但是，去他们的，我想听这个。开枪。 I, uh, have a run through. But, um, fuck 'em. I want to hear this. Shoot.
我想这是好消息。 It's good news, I guess.
我知道是谁杀了莫妮卡·平奇。 I know who killed Monica Pinch.
太棒了。我的意思是, Fantastic. I mean,
有个叫杰恩·怀特的年轻女士。 There's a young lady named Jayne White.
她是平奇家女孩的幼儿园老师。 She was the Pinch girl's kindergarten teacher.
幼儿园老师为什么要杀莫妮卡·平奇? Whatta kindergarten teacher want to kill Monica Pinch for?
她和阿拉斯泰尔有一腿。 She and Alastair were having an affair.
你看起来一点也不惊讶。 You don't look surprised.
-他们的婚姻很复杂。-哇。 -They had a complicated marriage. -Wow.
你很了解他? You knew him pretty well?
认识他的人。我们去年去了圣巴茨。 Knew him well. We did St. Barts last year.
我只是松了一口气，不是阿拉斯泰尔。你知道吗? I'm just so fucking relieved it's not Alastair. You know?
我就知道你是我的人。 You know, I knew you were my guy.
方特拉说，别雇那个流浪汉。 Fontella said, don't hire that bum.
他各方面都很臭。 He stinks in every way.
但我说，不，他就是我的人。 But I was like, no, that's my guy.
我知道选角吗，还是我知道选角? And do I know casting, or do I know casting?
这小妞被抓了吗?我们好吗? Is this chick in custody? Are we good?
杰恩吗? Jayne?
是的。 Yeah.
不。 No.
不，她离开小镇了。 No, she left town.
我们会找到她的。 Ah, we'll find her.
她只是个幼儿园老师，又不是白佬·巴尔杰。 She's a fucking kindergarten teacher, not Whitey Bulger.
这对沃尔多和西科斯基来说是双赢。 That's a win-win for Waldo and Sikorsky.
你抓到凶手了。我可以保留我的辛迪加。 You get the killer. I get to keep my syndication.
我是说，这是个悲剧。 I mean, it's a tragedy.
但是，你知道，就悲剧而言。 But, you know, as tragedies go.
但是谢谢你，你知道，你做得很好，而且… But thank you, and you know, great job and..
你认识杰恩·怀特吗? Do you know Jayne White?
我知道她。 I know of her.
你知道阿拉斯泰尔让她怀孕了吗? Did you know that Alastair got her pregnant?
嘿。 Hey.
我只是想知道是否很多人都意识到了这一点。 I'm just wondering if that was something many people were aware of.
很多人吗?不，这是核心集团的事。 Many people? No, this is the inner circle stuff.
正确的。但是，你在核心圈子里。 Right. But, you're in the inner circle.
我建立了核心集团。 I founded the inner circle.
你知道，他知道我在做什么，如果你知道我的意思。 You know, He knows what I'm doing, if you know what I mean.
我知道他在做什么。如果你明白我的意思。 And I know he's doing. If you know what I mean.
当莫妮卡·平奇发现詹·怀特怀孕时，她有什么反应? So what was Monica Pinch's reaction when she found out Jayne White was pregnant?
她极为震惊。 She was devastated.
我敢打赌。可能是她逼阿拉斯泰尔退剧搬回英国的。 I bet. I mean, she probably pushed Alastair even harder to quit the show and move back to England.
我不能跟她说话，因为我对她的了解不如对他的了解。 I can't speak to that coz I don't know her as well as I know him.
正确的。 Right.
但你知道得奖的事。你说的莎士比亚奖。 But you knew about the awards. The Shakespeare awards you talked about.
顺便说一下，他们叫里吉斯。 They're called Regis, by the way.
你说什么?你说它们都在床底下。 What did you say? You said they were all under the bed.
床底下，阁楼里。没关系。他只是不想让他们在身边。 Under the bed, in the attic. It doesn't matter. He just didn't want them around.
啊。有你。 Ah. Got you.
有趣，它们真的在床底下。 Funny, they actually were under the bed.
所以呢? So?
阿拉斯泰尔说他不确定他们在哪。没什么大不了的。 It's just Alastair said he wasn't sure where they were. It's not a big deal.
听着，和你聊天很开心，但时间不是我的朋友。 Listen, this is great chatting with you, but time is not my friend.
对不起，对不起。我放你走。好的。 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll let you go. Ok.
莫妮卡捏。 Monica Pinch.
很快。 Quickly.
莫妮卡捏。 Monica Pinch.
直到詹·怀特死的那晚她才发现她怀孕了。 Now, she didn't find out that Jayne White was pregnant until the night she died.
所以她跟你说了。 So she talked to you about it.
一定是在那个时候，对吧? It must have been then, right?
沃尔多先生，我得支持你一下。 Uhh, I'm going to have to back you up a second there, Mr. Waldo.
你说詹·怀特是凶手。 You said that Jayne White was the murderer.
哦,不。我说我知道凶手是谁。 Oh, no. I said I knew who the murderer was.
哦!嗯。哈哈。 Oh! Huh. Ha.
沃伦·戈麦斯。 Warren Gomes.
你对这个名字有印象吗? Does that name mean anything to you?
不。 No.
他是个律师。我和他之间有点奇怪。 Well, he's this lawyer. I had a little bit of a weird thing with him.
他跟踪了我好几天，有一天我发了脾气，跟他对质。 He kept following me for a couple of days, and I kinda lost my temper and I confronted him one day.
我们吵了一架。 We got into a little fight.
几个小时后，他被杀了。 A couple of hours later, he got killed.
是吗? Yeah?
我只是想把一切都拼凑起来。 I'm just trying to piece everything together.
问题是，我为什么要提这个，他有和你一样的手表。 And the question is, why I bring it up, He had the same kind of watch as you.
丰富的律师。 Rich lawyer.
我也是这么想的。 That's what I thought.
只是，我研究过它们。 Only, I researched them.
它们都是单独制作的，对吧? They're all individually made, right?
没有两个是完全相同的。 No two are identical.
事情是这样的。他穿的那件，跟你的很像。 Here's the thing. The one he was wearing, it looked a lot like yours.
纯粹的巧合。除了洗澡和睡觉的时候，这只手从没离开过我的手腕。 Pure coincidence. This one hasn't left my wrist, except when I shower and sleep.
但你问过方特拉几点了。 But you asked Fontella what time it was.
什么?什么时候? What? When?
在法庭上，阿拉斯泰尔被传讯后。 At the courthouse after Alastairs's Arraignment.
恐怕你弄错了。 I'm afraid you must be mistaken.
但是,呃……啊,操。 But, uh..Ah, fuck it.
坐下。 Take a seat.
我想听听你所有的想法，彻底的，好吗? I want to hear everything your thinking, soup to nuts, alright?
汤坚果吗?是的,请。 -Soup to nuts? -Yes, please.
他妈的读透了。 Double fuck the read through.
做一下。 Let's do that.
让我们做它。你确定吗? Let's do it. You sure?
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
系好安全带。 Buckle up.
我觉得你知道莫妮卡·平奇床底下藏了什么因为阿拉斯泰尔和詹在一起的时候你一直待在卧室里。 Well, I'm thinking you knew what Monica Pinch kept under her bed coz you were spending time in the bedroom while Alastair was spending time with Jayne.
沃尔多先生，你太聪明了。 Mr. Waldo, that is brilliant.
我在想她发现他让詹怀孕的那天晚上，阿拉斯泰尔昏倒了，我在想莫妮卡给你打电话了 I'm thinking that on the night she found out that he'd gotten Jayne pregnant, with Alastair passed out cold, I'm thinking that Monica called you
告诉你她打算告诉阿拉斯泰尔你的外遇，让他放弃这部剧搬回英国，这是她一直想要的。 to tell you she was going to tell Alastair about your affair, to get him to quit the show and move back to England like she'd been wanting.
但你不能失去阿拉斯泰尔。 But you couldn't afford to lose Alastair.
Jamshidi威胁要接管。 Not with the Jamshidi takeover threat.
我在想，你开车过去的。 I'm thinking, you drove over there.
你要跟莫妮卡讲道理，但她不想听。 You're going to talk some sense into Monica, but she didn't want to hear it.
下一件你们争论的事。 Next thing you guys are arguing.
事态升级，然后你拿起里吉斯奖，用它打她。 it escalates, and you pick up the Regis Award and you hit her with it.
你不是故意的。这是一种充满激情的行为。 You didn't mean to do it. It's an act of passion.
问题是，她下来的时候撞到了头，现在不能动了。 Thing is, she's hit her head on the way down, and now she's not moving.
所以你的恐慌。 So you panic.
你开始擦拭所有你记得碰过的东西。 You start wiping down everything you can remember touching.
但里吉斯奖就在一张木桌上，上面还有血迹。 But the Regis Award was on a wooden table, and that had blood stains on it.
现在我在想，我只是在想，也许你担心有些是你的血。 Now I'm thinking I'm, I'm just thinking, maybe you were worried that some of that was your blood.
你可能会在打斗中被割伤。 You could have got cut in the fight.
那么现在该怎么办呢? So now what do you do?
你换了几件家具，出去的时候设了闹钟，把里吉斯扔进垃圾桶里，然后让可怜的阿拉斯泰尔醒来承担责任。 You swap around some furniture, You set the alarm on the way out, you get rid of the Regis in some dumpster, and you let poor old Alastair wake up to take the rap.
我做得怎么样? How did I do?
那个律师呢? And the lawyer guy?
他敲诈你。甚至逼你交出那块高档手表你开枪打了他之后忍不住要拿回去。 He blackmailed you. Even made you cough up that fancy watch which you couldn't resist taking back after you shot him.
这很聪明。 That is quite brilliant.
事实上，我应该给你一个试点协议。 In fact, I should give you a pilot deal.
然而，你的叙述中有一个漏洞。 There is one gaping hole in your narrative, however.
我为什么要破坏这个网络上最大的资产? Why would I sabotage the biggest asset on this network?
来吧。这是简单的部分。 Come on. That's the easy part.
你自己跟我说过丑闻让节目更有价值。 You told me yourself the scandal made the show twice as valuable.
你知道阿拉斯泰尔会被释放。我是说这是洛杉矶。《星报》总是下车。 You knew Alastair would get off. I mean it's LA. The Star always gets off.
与此同时，宣传越多，意外之财就越大。 And in the meantime, the more publicity, the bigger the windfall.
那么你会怎么做呢? So what do you do?
你雇的律师会制造最大的噪音。 You hire the lawyer who will make the most noise.
然后是最能制造噪音的警探。 And then the Detective who would make the most noise.
尽管你的律师一直说我是个烂人。 Even though your lawyer kept telling you I'd be a shitty choice.
让我们说实话吧。我是个糟糕的选择。 And let's be honest. I am a shitty choice.
我从来没当过私家侦探。洛杉矶警局恨我。 I've never been a PI. The LAPD fucking hates me.
我太生疏了，可能都没用了。 I'm so rusty I'd probably be useless.
但我觉得你喜欢我是因为这些原因，因为这让我成为最后一个发现是你杀了莫妮卡·平奇和沃伦·戈麦斯的警探。 But I think you liked me for those reasons, Because that made me the last Detective who'd ever figure out that you killed Monica Pinch and Warren Gomes.
有很多活动的部分。 A lot of moving parts.
很多活动部件。 Lot of moving parts.
我有一个问题。 I do have one question.
是什么让你这么确定你会走进来做这个小小的推销? What made you so sure that you'd walk in here and deliver that little pitch?
我会很诚实。 I'll be honest.
我只有百分之九十八的把握。 I only walked in 98% sure.
啊。 Ah.
剩下的2%呢? And what was the other 2%?
我得确定你是左撇子。 I had to make sure you were a lefty.
不过，我确实犯了一个错误。 I did make one mistake, though.
我真应该等到警察来的。 I really should have waited until the cops got here.
是你叫他们来的? You, you told them to come?
如果我没算错时间，他们已经在楼下了。 Well, if I timed it right, they're already downstairs.
当然，我没有手表。 Of course, I don't have a watch.
是啊，你只管保持微笑。 Yeah, you just keep smiling.
看你的发型。 Watch your haircut.
来吧。看起来活泼的伙计们。 Come on. Look lively fellas.
皮特不能自己来吗? Pete couldn't make it himself?
你知道他不会把项圈给你的，对吧? You know he's not going to let you have this collar, right?
我要去北好莱坞。告诉皮特我会在那里和他见面。 I'm going to head to North Hollywood. Tell Pete I'll meet him there.
法庭上见。 See you in court.
你做的吗? Whaddya doing?
从我的自行车上下来! Get off my bike!
我们不是警察，伙计。我们临时演员。 We're not cops, man. We're extras.
你他妈的闭嘴! Shut the fuck up!
他妈的! Fuck!
混蛋。 Assholes.
他妈的! Fuck!
女法官…… For Lady Justice...
他妈的! Fuck!
．．99天，你这么做，正义… ..for 99 days, you do that, and Justice..
而约翰尼，他会说，在第100天，一个伟大的法官知道他需要成为正义。 And Johnnie, he'd say, on the 100th day, a great Judge knows that he needs to be Justice.
准备好拍特写了吗? Ready for your close-up?
等等!等等! Wait! Wait!
你要怎么逃脱惩罚? How are you going to get away with it?
一盏灯落在布景上。这是常有的事。 A light fell on set. Happens all the time.
最后看。 Last look.
这个被告，有罪。 This here defendant, guilty.
他妈的什么? What the fuck?
这地方快崩溃了。 This place is falling apart.
沃尔多吗? Waldo?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
-好吧，那就这样吧。是的。 -Well, that's that then. -Yep.
问你来这里干什么是不是有点忘恩负义? Would it be ungrateful to ask what you're doing here?
从招聘办公室开始我就一直在跟踪你。 I've been following you since the recruiting office.
甚至还得听完朗普斯金的屁话。 Even had to sit through that Rumplestiltskin bullshit.
-真的?-是的。 -Really? -Yeah.
你是怎么进来的? How'd you get on the lot?
偷偷溜进摄影棚参观。 Snuck in on a studio tour.
是的。 Yeah.
他们真的需要检查他们的安全。 They really need to check out their security.
我可以像个疯狂的跟踪狂之类的? I could be like a crazy stalker or something, you know?
希望你别介意。我用了你的枪。 I, uh, hope you don't mind. I used your gun.
我从没来过这里。 I was never here.
是的，我可以用这个。 Yeah, I can work with that.
大。 Grand.
你知道我为什么要救你吧? You do know why I saved your ass, right?
是的。我有个主意。 Yeah. I got an idea.
如果别人先杀了你，我就得不到我想要的。会一团糟的。 Someone else kills you first, I can't get what I want. It'll be a mess.
没有人会知道自己该怎么办。 Nobody will know what to do with themselves.
我得说，Q。 You know, I gotta say, Q.
把你的商业记录放在闪存盘里可不太明智。 It's not too clever keeping your kind of business records in a flash drive.
那是库比认为的东西吗? Is that what Cuppy thinks is on there?
业务记录。 Business records.
家伙是个白痴。 Guy's an idiot.
为什么?那里有什么? Why? What is on there?
史诗。 Epic poem.
长屁股的王八蛋。 Long ass motherfucker, too.
这是我唯一的一份。 It's the only copy I got.
你写的史诗? Epic poem that you wrote?
-是啊，我写的。嗯。 -Yeah, that I wrote. -Huh.
它讲述的是一个商人如何在一个企业风格的卡特尔时代保持独立和正直的生活。 It's about the life of a dealer trying to retain his independence and integrity in an era of corporate style cartels.
为什么是史诗? Why an epic poem?
看，我，我是个自学的人。说明我是自学的。 See, me, I'm an autodidact. Means I'm self educated.
我必须丰富自己的生活。 I had to enrich my own life.
但是，我的女儿达西，我要确保我的女儿接受真正的教育。 But, my little girl, Dulcy, I'm gonna make sure my daughter gets a real education.
这样，她就不用再当警察了。 That way, she ain't stuck being no cop.
没有经销商。 No dealer.
我想把这首诗送给她，让她看到真正的我。 I want to give the poem to her, so she can see the man I really am.
沃尔多，我需要我的备忘录。 Waldo, I need my Mem.
我需要罗瑞娜回来，所以… I need Lorena to come back, so..
我告诉你吧。 I'll tell you what.
我要你把我女儿送进那所豪华的私立学校。 I want you to get my little girl into that fancy ass private school.
和那个英国人的孩子一样。 Same one as that British dude's kid.
让他去帮助达西，把我的梅米带回来，罗瑞娜就能回来了。 Get him to help Dulcy, and bring me back my Mem, and Lorena can come back.
你有那本事吗? Have you got the juice for that?
你知道，我只是可能。 You know, I just might.
好的,沃尔多。 Okay, Waldo.
你还有24小时。 You got another 24 hours.
顺便说一下，我喜欢《约翰尼的长凳》。 By the way, I love 'Johnnie's Bench'.
我爷爷曾经说过， You know, my Granddaddy once said,
像诗人那样写作是一回事，像历史学家那样写作又是另一回事。 It's one thing to write like a poet, and another thing altogether to write like a historian.
诗人，诗人，诗人，诗人 A poet, can, rehash, or sing about things.
不像以前那样。 not like they were.
但他们本该如此。 But like they shoulda been.
和历史学家? And the historian?
他一定要把他们写下来。 Well, he's got to write about them.
他们不应该这样。 not like they shoulda been.
他妈的罗瑞拉。 Fucking Lorena.
但就像他们曾经那样。 But like they were.
不增加或减少任何事实。 Without adding or subtracting anything from the truth.
请允许我提醒你，律师，你已经快惹毛我了。 And might I remind you, Counselor, you are getting dangerously close to ruffling my feathers.
你明白什么叫蔑视法庭吗? Do you understand the words Contempt of court?
进来。 Come in.
啊哈!现在的风云人物。 Aha! The man of the hour.
到这里来。 Come here.
干得好，我这只老鹦鹉。 Deftly done, me old Cockalorum.
没有舌头。 No tongues.
坐下。我想对你大加赞扬。 Sit. I want to lavish praise on you.
这是不是太cliché说，我不知道如何感谢你? Is it too much of a cliché to say, I don't know how to thank you?
说我可能有个主意，是不是太过cliché了? Is it too much of a cliché to say I might have an idea?
开枪! Shoot!
我觉得你说得对，那史诗般的两周酒吧巡游。 I'm thinking you were right about that epic two week Pub crawl.
这是个好主意。 That's a brilliant idea.
不幸的是，从今天起，这是我的首选酒。 Unfortunately, as of today, this is my liquor of choice.
像法官一样冷静。 Sober as a judge.
是的,非常好。 Yes, very good.
我可能随时会倒地身亡，但至少现在我不会招惹它。 I may drop dead any second, but at least now I'm not inviting it.
我把一切都搞砸了，沃尔多。 I made a shambles of everything, Waldo.
莫妮卡的消失了。 Monica's gone.
詹跟他的儿子或女儿跑了，我可能永远都不知道。 Jayne's run off with a son or daughter I may never know.
另一方面，我有我亲爱的嘉碧。 Upon the other hand, I do have my sweet Gabby.
至少我欠她的是最好的。 The least I owe her is the best I have.
比起喝到死需要更多的勇气。 Now that could take more courage than drinking yourself to death.
我不知道吗? Don't I know it.
勇气,伴侣。 Courage, mate.
欢呼。 Cheers.
准备好了，平奇先生。 Ready for you, Mr. Pinch.
啊。升空。 Ah. Lift off.
还有，别把这事告诉任何人。 And, uh, don't tell anyone about this.
如果他们认为我还是个酒鬼，他们还是会让我偶尔贴个帅哥。 If they think I'm still a drunk, they'll still let me paste the occasional pretty-boy.
我收到你的短信了。 I got your text.
谢谢你用Q来求平方。 Thanks for squaring things with Q.
可你却一直在谈论平奇。 And yet all you talked about was Pinch.
我也想让你这么做。 I wanted you to do that, too.
希望没有给你带来太多麻烦。 Hope it didn't cause you too much trouble.
哦，一点也不。 Oh, not at all.
我交了一些新朋友。 I made some new friends.
如果你愿意的话，我还有别的事可以跟你合作。 Well, if you're up for it, I got something else we could work together.
你知道吗，我觉得我的脸不能再像你那样了。 You know, I don't think my face could take much more of your action.
别再像个公主了。 Stop being such a Princess.
你知道吗，你喜欢这里的每一分钟。 You know, you loved every minute of it.
你看起来很好。 You look good.
是啊，你自己看起来也不错。 Yeah, You look pretty good yourself.
一个死去的女人。 For a dead woman.
你是怎么做到的? How'd you pull that off?
圣贝都有个验尸官欠我个人情。 A coroner down in San Berdoo owed me a favor.
他们给了我一具要火化的无名女尸。 So, they let me have a Jane Doe they were going to cremate.
所以我在我前夫的车里烧死了她。 So I burned her in my ex husband's car.
前任丈夫吗? Ex husband?
几乎前。 Almost Ex.
所以你想让我告诉你，如果你结婚了让我感到困扰? So you want me to tell you if it bothers me that you got married?
我不需要你告诉我。 I don't need you to tell me.
然后你就消失了。我不欠你什么。 And you disappeared on me. I don't owe you anything.
我可没说你有。 Hey, I didn't say you did.
不如你告诉我你的胡子怎么了? Why don't you tell me what happened to your beard?
她是谁? Who was she?
你已经死了。 You were dead.
几乎没有!我的身体甚至都不冷。 Barely! My body wasn't even cold.
我是悲伤的。 I was grieving.
哦，你知道吗?他妈的。 Oh, you know what? Fuck it.
这是它吗?你就这么轻松地进进出出吗? So that's it? You just breeze in and breeze back out?
你消失了我三年。 You ghosted me for three years.
然后我开上你的破山，你就成了冰人。 Then I drive up your stupid mountain and you're ice man.
你来到这里，在洛杉矶待了一周，你就有了一些… You come out here, one week in LA and you've got some little..
你知道吗?算了吧,沃尔多。 You know what? Forget it, Waldo.
我不知道我当时在想什么。 I don't know what I was thinking.
他妈的罗瑞拉。 Fucking Lorena.
他妈的耶稣基督。他妈的我。 Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck me.
送你一程? Give you a ride somewhere?
在这吗? In this?
一加仑汽油能跑4英里吗? What's it get, 4 miles to the gallon?
是C300，我花了5万5千，我他妈爱死它了。 It's a C300 and I dropped 55K on it, and I fucking love it.
那么怎样才能让你闭嘴呢? So what's it going to take to get you to shut up about it?
让我开车。 Let me drive.
耶稣,沃尔多。 Jesus, Waldo.