- Previously
on "Vanderpump Rules"...
A bar always needs a face,
and we were thinking of calling it TomTom.
- What?
- Sandoval, you're my ----ing partner.
- We're ----ing business partners!
Whoo! - Whoo!
- The client asked specifically for James
to DJ our first opening party,
so he's gonna have to be there.
- Is every Tuesday gonna be Girls' Night?
- You know, I really hope not.
- So do you want to do this every Tuesday?
- Congratulations, you guys killed it.
- James comes up.
He starts, like, chirping and taunting my dude.
- What?
- And then he goes like this to him.
And he goes, "Oh, come on, lighten up.
"We all know each other inside and out,
if you know what I mean."
What?
- I'm happy that you came today.
I want to, like, apologize to Randall as well.
Like, I do want to-- how should I do that?
Like, should I write a letter or something?
- That has to be something that you sit there
and, like, you really mean.
- Yeah.
- Raquel, I'm sorry I called you a twat.
You're welcome.
- ♪ You know that it's our time ♪
♪ These are the best days of our lives ♪
♪ Just raise your glasses high ♪
♪ This one's for you tonight ♪
- ♪ Oh, it's my turn ♪
♪ We won't stop, no ♪
♪ We won't stop, oh ♪
- I cannot believe that we are going
to have a party here in 24 hours.
You better get these lights done.
Unfortunately for us,
we committed to the "DailyMailTV" party,
but this was way before we knew
we were gonna be so delayed.
We don't have water, gas, or electricity.
I mean, you won't be able to go to the bathroom.
You won't be able to turn on the light.
So try throwing a party without that.
I'm worried about these chandeliers.
- Oh, they're coming in.
The hardest part's done.
- The restaurant might not be open,
but we have to deliver this party
because we signed a contract.
Oh!
Would it be wrong for me just to go to sleep here?
- Trying to think of what I need to do.
First of all, make sure that there's ice.
Last I checked, that ice machine
was not ----ing working.
We got to batch 900 cocktails.
Make sure the garnishes are on point.
I got to make sure the step and repeat is set up properly.
What else? Uniforms. Uniforms gotta be good.
Make sure everybody's got uniforms.
They're supposed to be ready...by tomorrow.
Dude, if we don't have ----ing uniforms, man, like,
Lisa will literally flip the (BLEEP) out.
- When Tom is superfrantic and stressed out,
I feel like the best way to handle it is to kind of
just let him run it off like a toddler.
- I'll be right back. - Okay.
I'll be here... - Okay.
- Holdin' it down.
And then when he gets all tuckered out,
you can pick up the pieces and take on a task.
- Oh, oh, sh--.
- Jesus Christ.
- All right, dude, I get--
I always feel like somebody's gonna frickin' hit me.
- Oh, my God. - Sorry.
- All right, I texted Schwartz about the prickly pear so...
- Okay, cool.
Schwartz is going over to James' to, like,
help him curate the-- - Get a playlist.
- Yeah, the playlist.
I got to grab my stuff from the dry cleaning.
It has to be ready today.
- Okay, well, we're gonna go there,
and we're gonna get it. - Okay.
- And if it's not ready,
we'll just set the place on fire.
- Okay.
- Graham, come here.
Come here.
- This is so bad. I can't even.
- Well, what do you have?
- "Dear Randall, I basically just want to say
"that every time I said something disrespectful
and stuff like that, I take it back."
The biggest reason why Lala doesn't talk to me anymore
and we're not friends is because all of the sh--
I've talked about Randall.
You (BLEEP) the fat man because he pays for your rent.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Big fat ----ing Randall.
- You've stood up for me before
when Lala has said a rude remark.
Now you're going ahead and, like, trying
to mend things with her and you're kind of, like,
dismissing my feelings about it.
- No, I'm not.
- Are you and Lala gonna go out and, like, hang out
on these little, like, friend dates?
And what am I gonna do, like, be at home with Graham?
- No.
- Because I'm not okay with Lala.
Lala's not my friend.
- Wake up!
- Lala, stop clapping in my face!
- Oh, you ----ing twat.
- What am I gonna do while you're besties with Lala?
- Okay, then I won't be besties with Lala.
If it makes you unhappy, I don't care.
You're the one thing that makes me happy.
(BLEEP) this ----ing letter.
Finally, there he is.
- Hello? - Hey, Raquel.
- Come in. - Hey, dude.
- What's up, James?
Hi, Raquel. How you doing?
Good to see you. What's happening?
Look at this nice setup. - Thanks.
- So we want to talk music.
- Yes, this is a big client.
By the way, I'm not here to tell you
what you can and can't do, and I never will do that.
- Well, now you can. You're my boss now, dude.
- Whoa.
Whoa, flexing on this mother----er.
It feels good.
Never really been called boss before.
Whoa, I like to feel a little power.
- Right.
- I'm not gonna let it go to my head.
You know, I'm not gonna get drunk with power.
Put some music together, bitch.
- All right, calm down.
- You know, just a little sip, see how it tastes.
Mmm, that tastes good.
Are you gonna be at-- well, not to bring that up now,
but I'm pretty sure you're over that,
the whole Girls' Night thing.
- Oh, you know, I mean, it's not that I'm over it.
You know, it's not salty either.
You know, I'm happy that Sur is doing well on Tuesdays,
you know, since I'm gone.
- Last night, Billie talked to me,
and she was like, "I really, really want you
to come to Girls' Night tonight," so...
I don't know. I was thinking about going.
- So you're going to Girls' Night?
- I was thinking about it. - Why?
And you don't want me to write a ----ing letter to Randall
and you're gonna go to Girls' Night.
- Well, why not?
Talk about a contradiction.
Don't write the letter to Lala
'cause I don't want you to be friends with her,
but I'm gonna go to Girls' Night tonight...
- I'm not going for Lala. - The night she's throwing...
It's See You Next ----ing Tuesday,
and you're going to Sur.
- All right, well, I wasn't invited last week.
- Have fun tonight. Have fun tonight.
- Let's relax. - I am relaxed.
- Okay, okay.
- What, are you gonna go back to Jax and say
I ----ing lost my sh-- again, didn't I?
- No, dude, chill.
I know this is a sensitive subject for you.
I'm not here to-- I'm not here to rub it in.
James. - Babe.
- James, dude, he gets so ----ing--
Oh, my God.
This "DailyMailTV" party, it's a huge deal,
and we want everything to go perfectly, you know.
But James, he seems a little unhinged.
This is obviously a major issue.
- I think he plays it off like he is resolved with it.
- Oh, you all right, dude?
- No, I'm not all right, dude.
I'm not all right. - I didn't know this.
Talk to me. I thought--
honestly, I thought-- - About what?
What do you want to talk about?
What conversations do you want to have?
- Hey, first of all, dude, don't be contentious.
- I'm not being contentious.
Don't say that I'm freaking out. I'm not freaking out.
I'm having a man-to-man conversation.
- Okay. - What do you want to know?
- I didn't realize you were gonna have
such an emotional reaction to this.
- Dude, Girls' Night hurts the (BLEEP) out of me.
What do you think? That was my ----ing night.
Like, I'm pissed. I hate it. I hate Katie for it.
I'm sorry. - You did it to yourself.
- Yeah, I know that! I know that!
- Don't scapegoat Katie. - I'm not scapegoating Katie.
But I hate all of them for it.
- Okay.
- How can I hide it?
Is it helping Katie's bank? No.
Is it, you know, affecting mine? Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Girls' Night!
Let's all show up in ----ing lingerie and be sluts
and get drunk at Sur.
Let's go black out at Sur. Let's all get drunk.
'Cause I know it was a sh--show last time.
I know everyone got ----ing wasted.
And they're all working, right?
But I can't--I can't drink on the job, can I?
- Well, James, I think you're a phenomenal DJ.
I just don't think you're a phenomenal drinker.
- Coming up...
- You can talk to me about everything.
- Yeah.
- But when you do it with Stassi or Katie,
I think it kind of is, like, off-putting for them.
- Well, I'm never gonna win with them.
I never have.
- You never have, and you probably never will.
- Hi, how are you? - Good, how are you?
- I'm doing good. Any coffee for you?
- Can I just do a macchiato?
Hi, boo. - Hi, baby.
Hi, I love seeing your pretty face.
- I love seeing yours.
I would love an iced vanilla latte.
- You have really pretty eyes.
- I appreciate you.
- I'm sure you've never heard that before.
- All the time, let me tell you.
All right, so anything else for you?
- Yeah, that's it.
- Do you double as a cabana boy?
- You say what? - I'm just kidding.
- Like, I do whatever I want, let me tell you.
- Oh, that baby.
- Wouldn't mind seeing him with his shirt off next to a pool.
- Your vagina is, like, calling for every dick ever.
- No, not every dick anymore.
- Really? What does that mean?
- Really? You don't know? No one said anything yet?
- About what? - About me and Adam.
- Are you guys a thing now?
- No, we're not a thing. We just had sex.
- My mind is blown.
- The situation Adam and I are in right now is ideal.
I'm a single woman.
Neither of us want to be in a relationship.
We would rather just hang and bang, you know.
You hang out, bang it out, best of both worlds.
- So everyone, I felt,
was so supportive after my Pops passed.
I'm like, what can I do for them that's, like, fun.
- You don't have to do anything.
We're your friends.
We're gonna be here for you no matter what.
- I know, but it was like, no one needed to be there.
When my dad passed away, the girls dropped everything
to come to Utah and be with me,
so I think that it's time for me
to give them just a little thank-you.
So I want to take the girls on a trip.
- Mm-hmm. - It's in Solvang.
It's, like, a winery.
On the peej, just girls trip. - Fun!
Peej, PJ, private jet.
It's like how Eskimos have 50 words for the word "snow."
Lala has 50 words for the word "private jet."
- I'm inviting you, Ariana, Stassi,
Katie, Kristen, Britt.
- Well, I'm hoping-- - I think a trip would be fun
because, I mean, we've all been getting along and, like...
- Yeah.
But as an observer, I think, for some reason,
you can talk to me about everything.
Like, we're in that place
where you can go on and on about Adam.
You can go on and on about whatever you want.
I feel like when you do it with either Stassi or Katie,
because you guys aren't in that place,
maybe they feel a bit overwhelmed.
I can understand why these girls
think Scheana is annoying.
- He's so handy with things.
It's so sexy.
Like, he, like, took the hitch off his car,
put it on mine, hooked the boat up
in, like, less than a minute.
Like, I watched him put a TV on the wall
in, like, under seven minutes.
Listen, I'm talking.
- She can be a little annoying.
- I think that I've been trying, and maybe I shouldn't.
You know?
- Aw, Sheshu.
I don't like-- - No, it's okay.
I'm trying, but it's like, if you don't want me to try,
then I'll stop trying.
- I think it's great that you want to make things right,
you want to please everybody,
but as far as, like, confiding in them,
I think it kind of is, like, off-putting for them.
I really do want to rebuild my friendship
with Kristen, Katie, and Stassi.
We're people who all used to be so close,
and I have to admit it.
I miss it.
I shouldn't try so hard sometimes.
- That's the thing, Scheana,
you're never gonna always win with anybody.
- Yeah, well, I'm never gonna win with them.
I never have.
- You never have, and you probably never will.
- ♪ Hey, girl ♪
♪ Dirty, sexy, freaky girl ♪
♪ Dirty, sexy ♪
♪ Freaky, freaky ♪
- Hi, handsome. - Hey, babe.
- It's your birthday.
- I'm 39.
- Happy birthday, honey.
I love you.
- I love you too.
- Did you guys invite Raquel to come here tonight?
Or someone extended-- - It's not an invitation.
- She wanted to come and represent with the girls,
you know, and once she said that to James,
he's like, "You want to go to my night,
my ----ing See You N-T,"
and he, like, ----ing completely flipped his lid.
He blew up, he started talking sh-- to me,
and he started, like, belittling me a little bit,
and then he's like, "No, (BLEEP) all those girls.
----ing bunch of whores on the bar."
And then he--but--and then he reeled it back in.
He's like, "Sorry, so"--
- No, why do you make excuses?
- No, no, no, he did.
No, within--within--within three seconds,
he said, "I'm sorry."
Honestly, I felt kind of bad for the guy.
- I don't really care how James is feeling
'cause he hasn't given a thought to how I feel
or anyone else that he speaks to the way he does.
So why should I give a (BLEEP) if he's sad?
- Show 'em your girls.
Look at the girls.
Whoo!
- ♪ Look at the girls ♪
♪ Bet you did not get down like this ♪
♪ Turn the music up ♪
♪ Play it loud like this, loud like this ♪
- What's up, dude?
- Hey, I'm really excited for tomorrow.
You got a big client in there,
your first client. - I know.
"DailyMailTV" is huge. - Yeah, they're huge.
- We're a little overwhelmed, actually.
- Yo, dude.
Oh!
- That place is gonna be packed tomorrow.
It's gonna be utter chaos.
- We have a ----ing lot to do.
- Tomorrow is a huge night for me,
and it's a huge night for TomTom.
A client paid a sh--load of money,
and they expect you to deliver a product,
and if you can't, it's not good.
- Good to see you back in the saddle.
Make me a drink, bitch.
Make it one of those signature mojitos.
- Hi, Lisa. - Hey.
- What's going on? - How's it going?
- Hello. - Good to see you.
Need drinks tonight.
- Hey, do me a favor. Can you make me a drink?
Make me something extraordinary.
- Yes, I'll be right back.
- Anyway, listen.
- What's that, money?
- No.
It's a kind of termed agreement.
It's pretty standard. - Yeah.
- These guys have been going on and on and on
about the term sheet.
- Oh, we were just gonna ask you, um,
if you've had a chance to come up
with some sort of term sheet.
- You will have your term sheet.
It's in the works, okay?
You will have it. - Okay, okay.
- I never want to do anything in writing.
I would prefer, for a 5% deal, a handshake.
But if you want this, then you can have it.
More importantly, when it's a partnership,
it's about trust, right?
Do you understand that? - We understand.
I feel like I'm being inducted into a Mafia organization,
and if I cross her, I'm gonna get whacked.
- I hope you feel that we definitely do have your back
and have your best interests.
- Okay, just don't let me down.
- So I want you guys to come with me
on a little girls' trip so that I can thank everybody
for being there for me when my Pop passed away.
So I want to take you guys to a place called Solvang.
- Is that that, like, little Dutch place?
- Yes. - Yes.
- I love Solvang. - You love it?
Okay, so we're gonna go,
'cause I really want to get you guys,
like, white girl wasted.
- Bobo's like, ooh.
It's, like, a two-hour drive,
but I don't really like being in the car that much,
so we'll just fuel the J and head on out.
It's, like, a 20-minute flight.
'Cause then we can literally just,
like, show up and have fun.
- I'm imagining just, like, lots of alcohol,
being able to do whatever I want.
Like, if I want to, like, have, like, my tray down on takeoff.
I'm gonna, like, channel,
like, my inner ----ing J.Lo right now,
my Beyoncé.
And just be like, who run the world?
(BLEEP) yeah, on a jet for 20 minutes.
- You're gonna break my hand. - Who are you kidding?
I'm sorry.
- Coming up...
Okay, I need somebody to clean this floor out here.
- Lisa, what's the address here?
89 what? - 8932.
- Maybe this will be my sole duty at TomTom.
- Okay, I need somebody to clean this floor out here.
Okay, everything's got to come off the bar, Santi.
We don't have to have everything in order.
We don't have to have the menus.
We don't have to have the kitchen up and running.
We've got to get every piece of crap out of here.
But we have to have the look of the place absolutely spot on,
otherwise, they'll be really disappointed.
- I've never batched in such large quantities.
- I just hope tonight that we have enough drinks premade.
- Are we gonna pull this off?
- Dude, we're gonna pull this off, man. Come on, man.
Dude, can you believe our drinks that we created
are gonna be the first ones served at TomTom?
- Oh, God! Oh!
This is exciting.
Ah, yeah.
Well, I better not drink-- I'll save that one.
Yeah, yeah.
- ♪ I'm in it for the chase ♪
♪ I'm in it for the race ♪
♪ I'm gonna win first place ♪
- I'm gonna be like this coming out of here.
Sodium overload.
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
- I love you. - I love you too.
Next two birthdays are good ones
'cause this is my last year in my 30s,
and the next one's 40.
- You'll be a married man next year.
- Oh, yeah.
I'll be married.
- Tomorrow we are gonna go look at the engagement party venue.
It's called Inn of the Seventh Ray.
- Where'd you find this place?
- Actually, Katie brought it to my attention.
- Here's our crab cheese dip. - Yeah.
- And some shrimp cocktail.
- Nice. - Awesome, thank you.
- So good.
I could eat that for days. - Mmm.
- I want to see them carry our beer cheese.
- We should have brought a sample or something.
I didn't know.
- I think this is a great kind of place for that.
- Yeah, we can come back and bring one.
- Yeah, you put it with a pretzel or something.
I think this kind of place would be cool for it, right?
My sister's calling me.
- Oh.
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- Yeah, what are you guys doing today?
- Just having lunch.
- Hi, Jenny.
- I love you, miss you.
- It's my last year in my 30s.
It's not that big of a deal, but it's a big deal to me, 39.
- Oh, I know, I got a little emotional about that
this morning, 'cause usually,
we talk and do a shot or something, you know, or...
- One of the first things I get in the morning
when I wake up on my birthday is usually a call from my dad.
Yeah.
For some reason, I thought maybe the phone would ring.
I don't know what was going through my head.
So I listened to his voicemails,
but it was tough.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- It was very happy birthday. That was it.
- That's it.
My mother would call me every morning on my birthday
and tell me the story of how I was born every year.
She would pick up the phone.
She's like, "I'm on my way to the hospital 39 years ago.
I remember this day. It was hot as hell."
She would just go right into it.
She's like, "Your dad was just getting his cup of coffee."
Every year.
I'd always get the same call every year.
And I didn't get it this year.
Ugh, I--I get emotional.
I can't talk about it too much.
- My mother and I haven't spoken
pretty much since my father passed.
The bottom line is, I just wasn't 100% okay
with the way his cancer was handled.
It still just doesn't give--
I feel like--I don't know.
I feel like she should reach out to me.
I'm the son.
All right, I'm gonna finish my lunch here.
I'm gonna call you in a little bit.
- Okay, all right.
- Okay, thanks for the call. Tell Patrick hi.
- Love you too. - Bye, Jenny.
- All right, bye.
- I can't talk about my dad too much, just--
- I know.
Do you really want your mom to call you?
- I don't know.
Sometimes. I have my moments.
I just don't understand why she's so angry.
Makes me really upset.
Argh. - I'm sorry, honey.
- I have a leak that's been going on
since 9:00 in the morning.
I don't have any air conditioning in the kitchen.
- Where's the leak coming from?
- The same place it's been coming from
since 9:00 this morning.
Something's gone wrong with an air conditioning unit.
It's sweltering hot.
And the clock is ticking.
Actually, no, even the clock's not ticking.
- Sorry, I have to take this real quick.
It's about uniforms.
Guys, the machine's not working,
so I'm getting ice delivered.
- Okay, um, sh--.
- You are cordially invited to the "DailyMailTV" party
to have a warm drink without any ice.
You will be absolutely boiling hot
'cause there's no air conditioning.
- Dude, there's no toilet seat on one of the bathrooms.
- That's okay. That's okay.
- What do you mean? It's not okay.
- Oh, and by the way, could you also wear your diaper?
- Hey, I wanted to see if I could get some ice delivered.
Let's do 700 pounds.
Hey, Lisa, what's the address here?
89 what? - 8932.
- Maybe this will be my sole duty at TomTom.
I feel like it's the one I'm best suited for.
Oh, sh--, I didn't see these.
What is that for, tissues?
- Here's the rest of these--
- All right, listen, you guys, I really have to go.
Let's just talk about the guest list quickly.
- Okay. - Yeah?
- It's the "DailyMailTV's" party, okay?
So don't be kind of suddenly saying to all your friends,
"Oh, come on, let's go. We're opening TomTom."
We're not, just doing the party.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
This is their event so...
I mean, obviously, Katie, Ariana.
- Yeah.
- Lala's here working the door.
Scheana will be standing by.
Peter are my eyes on the floor, okay?
- And, well, Jax, his birthday, eh...
- You know what, I will let Jax come
because it's his first birthday as well without his father.
- He'll appreciate that.
- Brittany, of course. She's with Jax.
It's gonna be a tough one for him.
- And also while we're on the subject,
I did invite Stas too.
- Oh, for God's sake.
What has she got to do with anything?
- And he invited Kristen.
- Well, not--not formally.
- You invited Kristen? Now you're pissing me off.
There are certain things that don't travel well
that you leave behind,
and one of those happens to be Kristen Doute.
- Text her or whatever and let her know that she can't come.
- All right, I'll tell Kristen.
- Are we all on the same page?
- I am bringing my dog walker
and my, uh...
- Exactly.
- My hair stylist as well.
- You know, come on, guys.
- So harsh.
- Of course I wish Kristen could come tonight.
I wish everybody could come,
but right now, Lisa has the final say,
so I'm just gonna let Schwartz deal with that one.
- So just remember, you got to do the ice.
You've got to make sure the uniform's done.
You know, just, like, look at everything.
Okay? - Okay.
- What are you wearing?
- Um, we have, uh, matching suits.
- We got a surprise for you.
- Okay.
- "Dumb and Dumber."
- You said it.
- Oh, sh--, we have two hours.
For real. - That's fine. That's fine.
- I got to go.
- Lisa, don't worry. We got it.
- Something like that. I don't know.
- Okay, thanks.
I don't know if they're prepared for this
kind of responsibility, but go ahead, Tom and Tom.
Take it away.
Okay, good-bye.
- We'll see you in a little bit.
- Coming up...
- I noticed there's, like, a little...
Is that James' cubbyhole?
- It's his time-out area.
- Oh, my God, there he is!
- James!
- Want me to do the back too?
- No, you know what, I think I want the front to be good
but the back to be wrinkled.
- Ha, ha.
All right, I hope I don't (BLEEP) this up.
- I'm so excited to see TomTom.
I feel like this has been
a part of our lives for, like, six years.
Granted, it's only been, like, two years,
but it feels like for-freaking-ever.
Beau is hands down the best boyfriend that I have ever had.
I am honestly not used to this.
All of my ex-boyfriends, they would say that they loved me
or say that they really cared about me,
but Beau shows how much he cares for me.
- You're ----ing kidding me.
Uh, son of a bitch.
Can you get out your blow-dryer?
- Why? - No reason.
- Come here.
Yeah, ba-boy, guess what?
Papa hasn't been home because he's been busy
opening a bar, but after tonight,
he'll have plenty of time to hang out with you.
- Text Katie Maloney.
I'm almost ready.
Do you want to share a Lyft to TomTom?
- Okay, it's sent.
- Thanks!
- Are you just gonna be home?
Are you leaving? Are you going out?
What are you doing?
- Uh, I'm gonna chill for a little while.
How many people are they expecting?
- I don't know.
I'm excited because I've only seen photos.
- I know, I'm so jealous.
I wish I could go. - I know.
- I'm not cool enough for the "Daily Mail" party.
- I'm really glad I just got ----ing ready for no reason.
- Why, what happened?
- Schwartz just texted me.
"The party is way over capacity,
"and Lisa is adamant that you shouldn't come.
"Tom and I would love for you to be there,
but she is insisting. Sorry."
Stassi's gonna go, but I don't get to go.
- You don't get to go.
- Literally everyone, everyone but me.
I was just so excited.
I was so proud of them.
I just want to, like, see the space.
I want to celebrate with all of my friends.
I went and got them ----ing flowers.
- I know. - I bought boys flowers.
I've definitely had a few incidences
throughout the years.
Walk the (BLEEP) away. Bye.
Suck a dick.
But that was forever ago.
- Are y'all ----ing kidding me?
- Why is she so obsessed with me?
Lisa, you do so many wonderful things in this world,
but you hold onto that as your hobby?
Like, try knitting.
- Well, that's one way to fix it.
- Cheers to TomTom.
- Oh, my God, we got uniforms. Hallelujah.
Got uniforms. - All right.
- Hey, guys.
- So what we were thinking is connecting the bluetooth
through the iPad.
- What iPad?
- There's an iPad over here in the office.
- Okay.
Whoo, it's hot in here.
So I'm DJing in here?
Hmm.
- Okay.
What are you thinking?
- I'm thinking-- I'm thinking I'm gonna...
- Because that room doesn't have an outlet.
- Be sitting on these boxes
DJing in this closet for the night.
That's what I think.
All right, I'm gonna explain
what exactly is wrong with the DJ booth at TomTom.
Here we go. Ready?
There isn't one.
- I touched my balls after muddling that jalapeño,
and my ----ing nutsack is on fire.
- Are you serious? - Yeah.
- Dude, it got in my nostrils last night.
Is your nuts really on fire?
- Yeah. - I'm sorry.
- How cool does that look? - I love it.
- I like it all the way up.
- Okay, be a little different.
- Yeah, I like it like that.
We gotta go, dude.
I kind of don't want this moment to end, you know?
- Do some Toms?
- No, no, wait.
- Yeah. both: Tom.
- Om is an ancient Hindu syllable.
both: Tom.
- It's supposed to represent every vibration
ever created in the universe.
- One more.
both: Tom. - All right.
So I figure, you know what,
we'll just slap a T in front of that bad boy,
and then you got it.
I can feel the mojo rising, you know.
I feel like a man.
I still have jalapeño dick.
- Coming up...
- What's this?
This is where you're DJing? - Dude.
- Are you in a closet?
- Yes.
- There's so many things I could say right now
that I'm not gonna say 'cause I'm nice guy.
- All right, guys, we're open!
- Whoo!
- Thank you all.
- Yeah, thank you, guys.
- Cheers, buddy. - Whoa, dude, this is a moment.
- I love you, dude.
Come here. - I'm gonna--
I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry.
I'm gonna cry later.
- Hi! - Hi!
- Oh, my God, hey. - How you doing?
- I love this color scheme and everything.
- This is so crazy.
TomTom is chic AF.
This is, like, the most lit restaurant
I've seen in a minute.
Enjoy, you guys.
- Whoo!
Oh, you guys. Oh, my gosh.
I haven't seen it yet.
Oh, my God, I got chill bumps.
- I need to see if you're on the list.
- What the actual (BLEEP)?
- It's really cool in there.
You have to go in the back. - Oh.
- Oh, my God.
- Are you excited?
I'm excited. - I'm so excited.
Oh, my God.
- Wait, oh, it's--oh, my God.
- Hi.
My table that are with men that own a bar.
You're on the list. You're on the list.
- I cannot--
TomTom, oh, my gosh.
- I am so proud of Tom and Tom and Lisa.
They've completely outdone themselves.
- Here come the boys!
- Hey, Bubba. - I know.
- Did I dream this? - I'm gonna cry.
- This is gonna be where all of us hang out forever.
This will be our Central Perk.
It will be our Max.
It will be our Peach Pit.
I'm so excited to just spend every night here,
and I'm excited for some free drinks.
- This is just unreal.
- I am--I'm blown away.
I really am ----ing blown away.
Like, in my wildest dreams,
like, I couldn't come up with something this pretty.
- Hi, Lala. - Congratulations, how are you?
- How are you?
It looks so good. I love it.
Don't you love it?
We did it!
- Yeah!
- It is good. - I need a drink.
- Hi, Lisa! - Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, there he is.
- James!
- Cheers, everybody!
- Welcome to TomTom!
- I'm on a new streak.
- A new streak?
- I'm on a behaving streak.
- Lisa. - You can do it.
- Holy sh--. - We did it.
- Oh, my gosh, you look gorgeous.
- We did it.
What do you think? Do you like it?
- It is so beautiful.
- I've never seen anything like it.
- Gorgeous.
- Lisa, it's stunning. We cried.
- Just to see this come to fruition
and see this masterpiece...
- It's incredible.
Oh, my God. - Thank you.
- It's magical.
- Look at how pretty that drink is.
- I know, well, we've worked really hard on it.
- Why does she match it?
- You've got to hold that cocktail
with what you're wearing.
- Take a picture with the drink.
- Anyway, cheers to you girls.
I think, actually, after all the work,
I would like to pat myself on the back and say,
"You know what, I deserve a drink,"
but that would be wrong.
I deserve to get slaughtered.
- I noticed there's, like, a little cutout.
Is that James' cubbyhole?
- It's his time-out area.
- And then you just--you lock him in there when he's--
So it's kind of like Rapunzel.
He has to let down his hair. - No microphone.
- I don't want to work with James at Sur,
but I don't mind drinking at TomTom
while James is locked in a closet.
- Hi.
It looks amazing. Mwah, mwah.
This is beautiful.
- Happy birthday. - Yes, it's my birthday, 39.
- No! - 39.
- My last year in my 30s.
- You've been lying then.
- Many, many years, yes.
I'm embracing being 39,
and I haven't said my actual age in--since I was 17.
I'm excited 'cause I'm gonna turn 40 next year.
I'm excited to be 40.
Can't believe I'm gonna be 40. Sh--.
- I know it's the first time without your father.
- Right, I actually had a good cry this morning
just because every year on my birthday, my dad calls me.
I don't want to get into it.
It's my birthday. I wanna be happy today.
I want to enjoy it, but I have Brittany.
I have her parents, so I'm happy.
- What, do you mean your mother
hasn't acknowledged your birthday?
- She hasn't called me, no.
- Yeah, but, obviously, your birthday
is your mother's day too, and I love that.
Jax can be a complete asshole,
but on your birthday, you need to hear from your mummy,
and I feel sad for him.
- Remember when you came in with the bus driver?
Here's my 12-year-old's first experience
with hitting on an older woman.
- Oh!
- The only good qualities you have
I think you clearly get from your mother.
- But I just want to say congratulations.
I won't keep you. - Okay.
- I don't want to get emotional.
- Well, happy birthday. - Okay, thank you, thank you.
Congratulations.
- How you guys doing? Hi!
- Are you happy? - I'm loving it.
- Okay, good.
- Hey, what's up, man?
- What's up, dude? - Dude, you all right?
- Yeah, I'm great, man.
- Everything's good, but we ran out of aquafaba.
I knew we were gonna run out of aquafaba.
We didn't make nearly enough.
- Yeah. - Do we need it?
We need it. It's our first night.
Aquafaba is just a vegan egg white substitute.
You just use, like, the viscous liquid
that's in a chickpea can.
- Here, split this with me. - Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna run across to Pavilions and grab it.
And it works just as good as egg whites.
All right, I'll be back in ten minutes.
- These are for the clients.
Don't worry, I got it, I got it, I got it.
You need cash? - No, no, I got it.
Maybe not as silky.
It's pretty silky.
Oh, what's up, dude? I got aquafaba.
Whoo!
All right, got a situation down there.
Hey, James.
You mind helping me
open these bad boys for a little bit?
- You got to find a distributor to just buy this from.
- Ah, sh--.
This is so tedious.
Aquafaba, it was a mistake.
- Hi, Lisa.
- Hello, darling.
- Lisa, are you smashed?
- No, not at all.
You don't realize-- why are they so strong?
Yeah, they were pink-- oh, the pink one.
I'm a bit drunk.
- Lisa, did you have a good time?
- I did.
- You did.
Look at how cute.
- You sure as hell have earned it. I'll say that again.
- You looked so cute when you said that.
Lisa being drunk right now is such a huge compliment.
She feels Schwartz and I are capable
of handling this environment enough for her to get drunk.
- Lisa, I just want to say I love you.
Not in a--I have so much respect for you.
I don't want to get too sentimental.
I mean, I just--I'm so happy to be part of your world.
You're a huge inspiration to us.
- I'm so happy for Tom and Tom
because everything's come to fruition
and they're really embracing it
and this is exactly the vision that I had for them.
This is a starting point for you guys,
starting point for you to jump off.
However, we've got to get the gas turned on.
We've got to train the staff, get the kitchen running.
We've got to order the food.
We've got to get everything together,
and that's gonna be a lot of hard work.
- I know, I know. - We know.
You give me anything less than 100%--
- You're gonna get 5% each.
- I'm behind you, right behind you.
Behind you.
All right, I got napkins.
Here we go. Here we go.
I'm putting them down here.
They're right here.
Right here to the left.
And I got glasses.
- Dude, this is crazy.
Look at where we are right now.
We have two friends that just opened...
- A ----ing bar with Lisa Vanderpump,
and it looks incredible.
- They have their names on a building in West Hollywood.
- I know.
- Life is really good.
- What the (BLEEP) is happening?
What's going on? I'm 30.
We're going on a girls' trip.
I'm going to Solvang. We're going wine tasting.
There are all these ----ing things that are going on.
I love girls' trips.
I love girl time.
Girl time makes me so happy.
- The best time ever.
- This is the best group of friends
in the whole ----ing world.
We are all the most ----ed up but awesomely great
best group of friends. - Right?
- I'm gonna go watch TV.
- Let me know if you need anything.
Go make Mama feel better.
Bobo, go and make Mama feel better.
Go help Mama. Go get her.
- You want to hang out with me?
You want to hang out with me?
At least someone likes me.
- What's up?
- Coming in here looking for some food.
- We got you, baby. - What you guys going on?
- What you want? - It's hot in here.
- You want a burger, a chicken sandwich?
- What's this?
This is where you're DJing?
- Dude. - Are you in a closet?
- Yes.
- There's so many things I could say right now
that I'm not gonna say 'cause I'm a nice guy.
- Ah, don't worry, I already know.
I'm a smart lad. I can only imagine.
And I've run out.
Every other song, I've run out.
- Get you a drink?
I'll be a nice guy. Can I get you a drink?
- I'm good.
- Seeing James DJ here in the back room of TomTom
on opening night in a sweaty little office
is, like, the best birthday present you could imagine.
I'll get you a cocktail... - I'm not drinking.
- Okay.
- ♪ What you see ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Heaven on Earth, baby ♪
- Lookit, lookit, lookit.
- I haven't seen the sign at night.
- You want to step back here.
Look at it.
Oh, TT, that's you.
I love you. - I love you too.
- I can't wait to hang out here every day.
- I know, I love it so much.
- I'm so proud of you. - All right, let's go. Come on.
- I'm so proud of you. - Let's go get a drink.
I haven't had any drinks.
- Whoo!
- How you doing?
- How are you doing, more importantly?
- Doing great.
- Tom, this place looks unbelievable.
I have known Tom for almost eight years,
and I feel like even when we were broke
behind the bar at Villa Blanca,
I remember him talking about
how he wanted to own a bar one day.
- This is called the Hot Pink.
It's very spicy, so be careful.
- I love that.
- This is a dream of his and he's fulfilling that
and this is a huge, giant step forward.
- Ariana, there's two of the most happiest years of my life:
2014, the year we first started dating,
and this year.
- What's gonna happen when it actually opens?
Then what?
- It's gonna be even better.
It's gonna be even better.
- Next time on "Vanderpump Rules"...
- It was a success.
- But let's just take a breath, right?
There's still a lot of things that need to be done.
This is where the hard work begins.
- Oh, my effing God.
I'm on a private jet.
- We're on the PJ, bitches, and none of us paid for it!
- Yeah, oh, sh--. - Oh, sh--.
- He's done a lot better, but, like, sometimes if we ever have
to bring up our past, he's, like, super shut off about it.
- You're telling her, basically, shut up.
- I don't want to talk about it.
- So this is Merlot.
- I think Merlot is the basic bitch of wine.
- Okay, um...
- Crazy Kristen, she's not coming.
She's here.
- He's your ex-husband!
He's my father!
You can't talk to me about Dad.
- Was I a sh-- mother?
You took your first steps at ----ing Tiffany's.
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