所以，所以这部分是，是回肠，
So, ah this part is the…ah, is the Ileum,
这是结肠，然后这是盲肠。
and this is the Colon, and this is the Cecum.
啊不不不对不起。这是盲肠，这是结肠。
Oh, no, no, sorry. This is the Cecum; this is the Colon.
#首字母都是C，他以为自己写反了…#
对不起。好了。
Sorry, yes.
然后额，这个是阑尾，蚯蚓形的阑尾。
And, er, this is the appendix, the wormy-form appendix.
关于阑尾最重要的地方是，额
The important part about the appendix is that, emm
阑尾发炎的时候，它叫，叫阑尾炎。
when it becomes inflamed it's, it's, called err, appendicitis,
然后，然后你把它切掉。
and you… cut it out.
Upton，请你告诉我阑尾的血液供应是什么？
What is the blood supply of the appendix, Upton?
您说什么？
Pardon?
阑尾的血液供应是什么？
What is the blood supply of the appendix?
阑尾动脉，先生。
The appendicular artery, dr. Crowfoot.
对，对，是阑尾动脉。
Yes, yes, the appendicular artery,
起源于右边的肠系膜下动脉。
which comes from the inferior branch of the right mesenteric artery.
不是回结肠动脉吗？
Isn’t it the ileocolic artery?
回结肠？哦对对，当然。下支……是吗？
ileocolic? Oh, yes, yes of course. The inferior branch of, is it?
哦，对对对，确实是。
oh yes, yes, it is.
有疑问吗？没有？
Any questions? No?
Crowfoot医生？什么问题，Stuart-Clark?
Dr. Crowfoot? Yes, Stuart-Clark?
Crows’ feet医生，我不太确定阑尾动脉是如何走行的。
Dr. Crows’ feet, I’m not quite sure about the course of the appendicular artery.
哦，阑尾动脉的走行……我们看看
Oh, the courses of the appendicular artery…let’s see,
它是从右边的肠系膜动脉…#实际上可能指的是肠系膜下动脉？#
It, err, comes from the, the right mesenteric artery
额，回结肠动脉。
Err, Ileocolic.
哦当然，回结肠动脉，它流过
Oh, yes, the ileocolic artery, which runs through
阑尾系膜，大概，大概……
the mesentery of the appendix, which is errr
大概在这。哦！
which is about here. Oooo!
哦我们还是看看老格雷式解剖书上是怎么说的吧？
Well, let’s see what old Gray’s got to say about it, shall we?
哦，天哪！ 书页掉的哪哪都是……
Oh, dear…The pages all over…
非常感谢，孩子们，没事不用管它了
Oh, thank you very much, boys it’s alright
这幅新的隐形眼镜吧…我不戴眼镜简直瞎得跟蝙蝠似的…
These new contact lenses of mine, I’m blind as a bat if I…getting used to.
Crosby医生？#又给人改名了#不好意思，已经快5点了！
Dr. Crosby? Em? Excuse me, it’s almost 5 o’clock.
哦是吗？
Oh, is it?
好吧你们走吧小伙子们，回去自己看看书里怎么写的，书里都有。
Oh, well you ran off, you chaps, and look it all up in the books. It's all there
现在我们干什么去？
Right, what are we going to do?
咱们喝一杯去吧。
Let’s go for a jar.
不行，现在才三点半啊。
No, we can’t, it’s only half past 3.
哦确实。
Yes, it is.
哦不好意思先生……您先请
Oh, so sorry, sir…after you.
回咱们那儿喝杯咖啡吧？好主意。
How about a coffee at our place? That’s good idea.
哦不好意思。再次抱歉。
Yes? Oh, excuse me. Sorry again.
天哪！他这样还教咱们呢！
Good grief! He’s supposed to be teaching us!
别担心，这是我们最近最后一次上他的课了。
Don’t worry, that's the last tutorial we'll have with him for a while.
真的吗，为什么啊?
Oh, really? Why?
他给McGregor的外科部门做代理医生去了。
He's got a locum registrar's job on McGregor surgical firm.
你说什么？
Come again?
他下个月要给人做外科手术了。
He’s spending the next month as a surgeon.
开什么玩笑！
You are joking!
没什么不行的，他完全有这个资格，之前也干过这个。
Why not? He's perfectly qualified, he has done it before.
真的吗，就他？
Why, old Crow’s feet?
我觉得应该有人就这事警告一下患者！
I think somebody ought to warn the patients about it!
你想怎么办？往他身上挂个牌子写上“老眼昏花”吗？
What do you suggest? Tie ‘old’ plates on his back?
他可是得把病人切开啊！
He’s gonna be cutting people open!
他在《格雷式解剖学》上都找不着北呢，就别提在人身上了！
and he can't find his way around Gray's Anatomy, let alone the human body!
那又怎么样？腹部外科手术不过就是简单地钻探一下，
So what? abdominal surgery’s just a matter of simple plumbing
然后再做点针线活罢了。
And a little bit of needlework, that's all.
而且记得外科手术八字箴言吗：
Apart from that, remember the surgeons’ motto:
“如有问号，直接切掉！”
‘If in doubt, cut it out!’
咱们回去吧。不，我就明天再见了。
let's go home. No, I'll see you tomorrow.
哦Paul，直接上我们那儿不行吗？
Oh, Paul, what about coming back to me?
你们做的那家常菜？我可不去。
your home cooking? no fear.
而且Huw Evans还要带我出去吃呢！
Em, Huw Evans 's taking me out for a meal.
哦~~~#你们“哦”的是我想的那个意思吗…？#
Oh~~~
今天轮到谁做饭了？
Who’s turn is cook’s up
额，是我。哦！
Err, mine. Oh!
Mike去哪了？Mike！
Hey where's Mike? Mike!
最近一次看见他的时候他借走了我的外科书看呢。
he was reading one of my surgery books last time I saw him.
外科学？他说要看看阑尾炎的东西。
Surgery? said he wanted to look up at appendicitis
这也太迫不及待了？我也这么觉得。
it that's a bit keen, isn't it? That’s what I thought.
哦！Duncan你烫死我了！谢谢！#Duncan穿的围裙！#
Oh, Duncan! That’s hot! Thank you!
晚饭好了大家来吃！我不用了，谢谢。
Come here fellas! Supper's ready! not for me, thanks.
但是今天吃的是他最喜欢的——豆子啊！
but it's his favorite, beans.
不用了，我不饿，谢谢。
No, I am not hungry, thank you.
不饿？正好，我们多了一个嗷嗷待哺的人要喂呢！
Not hungry? just as well, we got another gaping mouth to feed.
你可以把他那份吃了。
You can have his.
我们不会是要在这吃饭吧？
we're not eating here, are we?
是啊！你个威尔士小气鬼！
Yes, we are! you mean Leek! #用民族象征Leek指代Huw本人了#
你说过要带我出去吃的！
you said you were taking me out!
哦，他经常带他的约会对象来最好的地方，对吧Huw!
Oh, he always takes his dates to the best places, don't you? Huw?
好，我的那份在哪呢？你不想吃这个吧，Dick？
Right, now where’s mine? Oh, you don’t want this, do you, Dick?
把手拿开！
Hey, get off!
Dave盛了好大一盘子啊！
Dave got a nice big plate full!
滚啊，Collier！（拿出酒来）回来吧Collier。
Go away, Collier! Come in, Collier!
哦我现在能吃进去一匹马！
Oh, I can eat a horse!
不好意思亲爱的，我们菜单上现在没有马了。
Sorry, dear, horses are off.
我可以说个祷词吗？不行！嘘,安静!
Shall I say Grace? No!
我们感谢您为我们带来这些吐司上的焗豆子。
We thank thee for these beans on toast.
因为豆子是我们的最爱！噢耶！
Cause beans are what we love the most, oh yeah!
帮我拿个杯子好吗？
…a glass over for me?
让我们低头默默吃饭。
eyes down for a full beltory(?)
我的天哪，这看着可太，“抑郁”风情了。谢谢。
My goodness this looks, err, exotic. Thank you.
你想尝尝吗Mike？
Do you want to try some, Mike?
不，算了。
No, no
他嫌弃我的厨艺！就是这样的呜呜呜！！！
He has gone off my cooking! That is what it is!
你的厨艺？这就是一团乱七八糟的东西，这个。
your cooking? this is real cock up-ed blur stuff, this.
我的个老天，你到底往里放什么东西了啊？
Bloody hell, what have you put in here?
（异域口音：）就来点这个来点那个让它变得更有意思一点呗
A few little odds and ends to make it more interesting
嘿Duncan，我觉得我……
Hey, Duncan I think I…
这他妈又是什么？
What the Hell’s that?
虾啊。
A shrimp.
焗豆子和虾？对啊，
baked beans and shrimps? yes and
黑色的东西是腌核桃仁。
the black things are pickled walnuts.
听你这么说实在是太让人放心了。
Well, that's a relief!
我感觉不太好，我觉得我……
I don't feel very well, and I think…
救命，这他妈又是什么！
Bloody Hell, what’s that!
我从……别告诉我！我不想知道！
I found it in… Don’t tell me! But,…I don’t what to know!
我觉得我得阑尾炎了
I think I've got appendicitis
我还觉得我有扁桃体……你什么？
I think I've got a tonsil（？）…you got what?
我得了阑尾炎了！
I've got appendicitis!
我觉得更像是医学生癔病。
more like medical students Hysteria.
你说啥？
Beg your pardon?
医学生的职业病。
occupational disease of medical students.
他们总是觉得自己得了自己读到的疾病。
they suffer the symptoms of whatever they're reading about
去年我还觉得我丢了一条腿呢！
I thought I'd lost a leg last year!
真的，我是认真的！我有脐部疼痛，然后
Honestly, I'm serious! I've had this pain in the umbilical region and now
现在它转移到髂窝了，就在麦氏点旁边。
it's shifted right across to the iliac fossa just by McBurney's point
而且我吐了来着
and I've been sick.
啊你可能只是怀孕了。
Ah you‘re probably just pregnant.
别傻了我怎么可能怀孕。
Don’t be silly I couldn't be pregnant.
你确定不是怀孕了吗？
are you sure?
什么？当然不是了！
What? Yes.
而且我还有点发烧，虽然书上说阑尾炎
I've also got a slight temperature although they do say it
不经常反复发烧……
doesn't rise and fall an awful lot in appendicitis.
好！咱们行动起来！
Right! Let’s call for action!
#救命，这是短裤吗？！#
手术刀！镊子！茶壶！麻醉！#???谁敢找你们手术啊！#
Scalpel! Forceps! Teapot! Anesthetic!
来吧，快起来！
Come on，up you get!
嗷！怎么了？
Ah! What’s the matter?
反跳痛。
I’ve got rebound tenderness.
那是什么？
What's that?
如果我按这里，然后突然松手的时候
Well, if I press in here, I get a terrific pain
就会特别痛，就像这样——嗷！
if I suddenly release it, like this. Aw!
他没开玩笑！
He’s not joking, is he?
没有，我觉得最好还是给他检查一下
No, I think we'd better take a look at him.
扶他到沙发上，Duncan
Bring him through here, Duncan.
听着，咱们把他送到急诊去
Look, we get ’im along to casualty
Tom Edwards是急诊室医生
Tom Edwards is the Cas officer. Right.
哦！别，别！他还太年轻了！
oh no not that, he's too young!
我给他们打个电话。
I’ll give them a ring.
别去St. Swithin’s！他们可能要给他做手术的！
No, not St. Swithin’s! They may decide to operate!
我以为St. Swithin’s的外科还挺出名的？
I thought St. Swithin’s well known for their surgeons
出名？那是臭名昭著！
Well-known? They are bloody notorious!
是啊，你去合作社找个肉贩子都比他们靠谱！
Yes, should find a better at the butcher’s at the co-op.
Mike，你还好吗？
Mike, are you okay?
我特别想吐！
I feel so sick!
谁想来小一块儿我做的美味馅饼？
Well, now! who’s for a nice wee bit of my lovely flan?
呃……
Ooo
天哪你们看见没有！我烤这个馅饼用了整个下午呢，怎么能这样！
Oh My? did you see that? I have spent the whole afternoon baking it!
他不舒服，Mrs. Muir
he's not well, Mrs. Muir.
他怎么了？我们要带他去医院。
He’s what? we're taking him to hospital.
老天保佑！你有干净睡衣吗？
the Lord preserve us! have you got clean pajamas?
别慌，Mrs. Muir
Now, don't fuss, Mrs. Muir.
我给你弄好，不然你后腰要着凉的。
I’ll see they're well there, don’t want you to catch a chill in the kidneys!
好，来吧，我们带你去急诊。
Yes, alright. come on, let’s wheel you along to casualty.
你会遇见一群非常体面的患者的！
you'll meet a nice class of patient there.
走吧，Mike!
Come along, Mike!
小心点！看着我的馅饼！
Oh, mind my flan!
走吧，我来解决您的馅饼，亲爱的。
Come on, I’ll take care of your flan, darling!
啊，他在这儿呢！
Ah, there he is!
你好吗伙计！
Ah, hello mate!
我们已经把你的问题告诉他们了，他们一会就过来。
Well, we told them all about you, they’ll be not so long in a minute.
来吧，咱们去喝一杯放松一下。
yeah let's go for a jar to calm a bit
你们觉不觉得我还是待在这陪他比较好？
don't you think I better stay with him?
哦，谢谢！
Oh, thanks!
你别过分关心他了！
Oh, don't you fussing around him. do you?
你是大孩子了，是吧？
Big boy now, aren’t you?
走吧，一会儿酒吧该关门了！
Yes, come on! They will be closed!
祝你好运！祝你好运Mike！
Good luck, Mike!
我一会儿再来看你。
I’ll see you later, mate.
到我了吗？是Upton吗？是的，是我，是我的阑尾。
Me? Mr. Upton? Yes! Yes, please! It is my appendix.
请你进来，把衣服脱掉。
would you come in here and take off your clothes please?
快去吧，老兄！
there you go, man!
Upton？外科大夫来检查你了。
Mr. Upton? The surgeon’s here to see you.
我之前是不是在哪见过你？
Haven’t I seen you somewhere before?
没事的，没事的
That’s quite alright.
谢谢你们陪着我。
It’s nice of you to stay with me.
什么？他说他谢谢咱们陪着他。
What? he said it was nice of us to stay with him.
啊，好吧，跟他说我们纯粹是为了看这儿的护士才来的。
Yeah, well, tell him we only came for the nurses.
我们纯粹是为了看这儿的护士才来的。
we only came for the nurses.
起来！没说你。快点，赶紧出去。
Up! Not you. Come on, out you go.
你没穿制服的时候我简直都认不出你了，护士长！
I didn’t recognize you without your uniform, sister.
嘿，快看这个！
Hey, look at these!
别让Mr. Wimberly太激动了，他受不了这个！
and don't excite Mr. Wimberly, he can't stand it.
如果他一睁眼就看见这个非得过去不可。
if you wake him with that it might prove too much for him
这种死法倒是不错！
what a beautiful way to go, though!
快点，走人！
Come on, out.
我们是陪他一起的，而且我们是医学生。
we're with him and we are medical students.
我看出来了，出去！
this is obvious. Out!
你要去哪儿？
Where are you off to?
躺好了别动！
lie still!
Crowfoot医生，您的诊断是什么？
Well, mr. crowfoot. what’s the verdict?
嗯他肯定是……嘘！
Well, he certainly seem to…shhh
哦！
Oh!
确实。
Oh, yes…
真的吗！我明白了。
Oh, really? Oh, I see!
哦，天哪！
Oh, good lord!
哎呀，哎呀。
Oh, dear, dear!
你觉得问题出在哪儿呢？
and what do you think the trouble is?
我也不特别清楚。什么？！
I don't really know. What?!
我觉得是阑尾，基本上可以肯定。
I think it's the appendix, almost certainly.
我觉得我得给他动手术，
Anyway, I think I'll open him up.
我有点生疏了，开个阑尾挺好的。
I’m getting a bit rusty,I'd like to lay my hands on a nice appendix
“如有问号，直接切掉”，嗯？
when in doubt, cut it out, eh?
好的，您最清楚了！
well, you know best!
也没有。
not really.
反正对他也没什么害处。
Won’t do him any harm.
嗯Upton，恐怕可以肯定是急性阑尾炎了。
Well, Mr. Upton, I'm afraid it's definitely acute appendicitis
所以我们肯定会尽快手术。
So, of course I'll have to operate pretty soon.
这周就做吗？大概半夜就做。
This week? Em, about midnight.
离半夜只有一个小时了！准确地说是一个半小时。
That’s only an hour! An hour and a half.
我给你家长打过电话了，他们同意我们做手术。
I’ve been on the phone to your parents and they've given their consent.
他们不能这样！他们又不知道！
Well, they can't do that! they wouldn't tell!
他们同意了。可是他们又不知道这是怎么回事！
They have! They don’t know what’s involved!
哦，来吧！我记得你父亲就是医生来着，对吧？
Oh now come along! I believe your father is a doctor, isn't it
呃，实际上我没和Upton的父亲说上话。
well, actually I didn't speak to mr. Upton’s father.
你看吧我就知道！
oh, there you are!l
他当时看电视呢，你母亲不想把他叫醒。#全世界的爹都这样吗？#
he was watching television, and your mother didn't like to wake him.
她说她可以肯定你父亲会同意的。
She said she’s sure he'd give us the go-ahead.
但是她又不知道！你们必须得把他叫醒！
but she doesn't know! you have to wake him up!
她说明天早上第一件事就告诉他，
Now, she said she’ll tell him in the morning,
等完了的时候。
when it's all over.
什么完了？什么完了的时候？！
When what's all over?! When WHAT‘S all over?!
别慌，别慌
now now now
完全不用担心。
there's nothing to worry about.
护士长会给你一点提前吃的药
Sister will give you your premed
谢谢你，护士长。一会儿见了？
thank you, sister. see you later, em?
来吧，把这个吃了。
Come along, take these.
可能吃完会想打瞌睡，但是别担心。
they'll make you feel a bit drowsy but don't worry about that.
毕竟你不想半道上就醒过来，是吧？
after all, you don't want to be awake when he does it, do you?
然后Harry一会儿会过来帮你刮一刮。
Now, Harry will be along to shave you in a minute.
刮？对，所以做好准备，好吗？
Shave? Yes, so be ready for him, won’t you?
嘘……我不应该来这儿的。
Shhhh… I'm not supposed to be here.
你不应该来这儿的。
You're not supposed to be here.
可怜的小伙子。我听说你妈妈不能来了。
Poor wee man. I heard your mommy could nae come.
我知道这种时候小孩最需要的就是妈妈了。
And I know at a time like this, the one thing a lad needs is his mommy,
我说得对吗？
am I right or am I wrong?
对。
Yes, right.
好吧，虽然我不是你妈妈，但是我会尽量做得好一点。
Well, I'm no your mommy but I'll do my best.
我自己也有儿子的。
I've had sons of my own.
哦，天哪！你发烫了！我确实很烫。
Oh, my! you're awful hot. I'm very hot!
好吧，我带来点东西可以给你降降温。
well, I got something here to cool ye down.
看！蒲公英牛蒡汽水！不了，谢谢。
Look! dandelion burdock! No, no thanks.
不喝吗？好吧，可能之后你会想喝一点儿。
No. Well, maybe you’ll fancy a wee drop of that later.
我给你带了点东西，你可能得在这儿待上一段时间了。
I brought you one or two wee things because you might be in here for some time
我不在这儿。
I'm not here.
这是你的最爱——豆子！
Here’s your favorite beans！
还有干净睡衣，看？
and some nice clean pajamas, see?
我把这些东西放在这个小柜子里吧？
Oh, I think I'll put them on this wee cupboard here, shall I?
嗯……
mmm…
哦，天哪！一个奇怪的小瓶子！
oh, my! a funny wee bottle!
你肯定能猜到这是什么，对不对？
I'll bet you can guess what this is, can't you?
是我给你留的你那份馅饼！不，不要。
It’s your share of the flan. No, no.
好吧，可能你早上会想要就着咖啡吃。
No, well maybe you'll fancy it with your coffee in the morning.
可怜的孩子！
Poor wee boy!
啊！那是什么？谁干的？那是什么？
Ah! What was that? Who did that? What was that?
我在哪？发生什么了？
Where am I? What’s going on?
那是谁？噢！
Who was that? Oh.
让我看看。给我留一个芝士番茄的，好吗？谢谢。
let me have a look. Save a cheese and tomato, will you? Thanks
你很担心吗？没事不用担心。
You are not frightened, are you? Well, never mind!
你现在由可靠的人照顾了！
you're in safe hands now!
满堂红，我跑了！
that's my full house! #就是三带二吗…#
嘿！别担心Mike了，他会没事的。
Hey! don't worry about Mike, he's gonna be alright!
不过，他要是有事的话，emm…
But, well, if he's not, eh,
我要把他的橄榄球靴分走。
I'm gonna have his rugger boots.
我要拿走他跑步赢的奖杯，应该能值几个钱。
Hey, I'll have his running cups, should get a few bob for these.
是啊，他的表归我了。你们这样不对！
Yes, I'll have his watch. Oh, that's not right!
没事的，我们不会把你剩下的，你可以把他的焗豆子拿走。
that's alright, we're not leaving you out, you can have his beans.
别搞错了，我只是担心Crowfoot会对他做什么。
Don’t be wrong, just worry what crowfoot’s doing to him.
哦！Duncan，没事的！
Oh, Duncan, come on!
只不过是切个阑尾而已，不会有什么问题的。
it's only an appendectomy, can't do much damage!
不，你记得那个来切扁桃体的伙计吗？
No, remember that chap who came in to have his tonsils out?
他们把他的腿锯掉了。
They took his leg off.
腿锯掉了？那他怎么办？
Took his leg off? What did he do?
单腿蹦着呗！哈哈！
Hopped! Ta-da
还有他们留在病人体内的东西：
And the things they leave inside people:
棉签，针，橡胶手套……
Swabs, needles, rubber gloves…
还有护士！
Nurses!
对不起，我只是担心Mike。
I'm sorry, I'm just worried about Mike.
别担心，他会挺过来的。
Don’t worry about, he’ll pull through.
他是一个富有冒险精神的好小伙！
He's a game little chap!
如果他回不来的话……
and if he doesn't come back…
我们会像以前一样，在桌前给他留一个位置。
we'll lay his place to table just the way we always do.
每年一次，我们会祝他身体健康……
And once a year, we'll drink his health…
用焗豆子。
in baked beans
他会很喜欢的。
he would have liked that
不用担心，老伙计。我们不会忘记他的。
and don't worry old son, we won't forget him,
永远不会！
ever!
尤其是我拿了他的橄榄球靴以后！
when I'm having his rugged boots！
我只不过希望不是Crowfoot给他做手术。
I just wish it wasn't crowfoot.
哦，Duncan，你别担心老Crowfoot了。
Oh, look, Duncan you don't want to worry about old crowfoot,
他也没有那么差！
he's not all that bad!
实际上，他做手术的时候挺流畅的。
in fact, he's quite a smooth operator.
他在工作的时候不怎么紧张。
Oh… he's not at all nervous when he's on the job!
是啊，他在做手术的时候也挺冷静的。
Yeah, he's quite calm on operations, too.
咱们看见过他做手术，对吧伙计们？
Well, we’ve watched him working in the theatre, haven’t we, lads?
是啊！稳如泰山啊！
Yeah! steady as a rock, boy
他会没事的，对吧？
he will be all right, won’t he?
是啊，当然了！
Oh, yes, of course!
当然……
of course…
哦，谢谢你，护士。
oh, thank you, sister.
什么？
Pardon?
哦，对不起。
Of course, I’m so sorry.
要命！我丢了一边的隐形眼镜。
Oh, damn! I’ve lost a contact lense.
我在手术室里的时候还有呢！当时还好好的呢！
I had it in there! It was perfectly alright.
一定是手术时候掉到……
must have fallen out somwhere during the
哦天哪，天哪，天哪。
Oh, dear! Oh dear oh dear
这是给你的花。
That’s flowers for you.
Mr. Evans 和Mr. Stuart-Clark送的：“深切缅怀”
Mr. Evans and Mr. Stuart-Clark: “In Fond Remembrance”
哈哈，真好笑！
Ha ha, Very funny!
手术做得不错，是吧？
go all right, then, did it?
是的，谢谢你。现在完全没有漏洞了！
Yes, thank you. it's all sewed up now!
哦天哪，我应该告诉他吗？
Oh, dear! should I tell him?
不，不，不，我来吧。
No, no, no, I’ll do it.
早安！不好意思，我们认为
Good morning. I'm sorry but it as we thought
我们必须手术了。
and I'm afraid we really ought to operate.
再做一次吗？不，不，不，就一次。
Twice?! no no no no only the once.
我和你妻子谈过了，
I’ve talked it over with your wife,
她也认为也许做了手术会更好，
and she agrees that you would be a much better advised to have the operation,
而且也可以摆脱讨厌的疝气带了。
then put up with that awful truss
这位才是Mr. Wimberly！
this is Mr. Wimberly!
哦天哪！
Oh Hell!
这是Mr. Upton。
This is Mr. Upton.
哦，哦当然。
Oh. Oh, yes of course.
不好意思，刚才没认出你来。
I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you,
你看，我有一片隐形眼镜找不到了。
See, I've lost a contact lense.
您昨晚给他做的手术。
you operated on him last night.
哦，是的，当然。
Oh yes of course, so I do.
哦，是我做的。
oh yes, so I did
哦，天哪！是的，是的。
Oh, dear! Yes, well… yes, well. uh
嗯，Mr. Upton，一切进行得都很顺利。
Well, Mr. Upton, everything went off extremely well.
好的！但是恐怕我们得，呃，
oh good! but I'm afraid that we may have to, eh,
再把你打开一次。
to open you up again.
什么？！
What?!
我觉得我可能把，那个，说出来有点傻，但是……
Well, you see I think that I… You know, it's silly of me…But um…
哦！你是要找这个吗？
oh! is this what you're looking for?
哦，是吗？
Oh, is it?
什么也没有啊！
It’s nothing there!
但是肯定就在这附近啊！
Well, it was here somewhere!
我昨天在我睡衣上找到的。
I’ve found it on my pajamas last night.
哦，让我找找。
Oh, here, let me have a look.
别动。
Stay still.
啊，对，在这。
Ah, yes, here.
哦，谢谢你。非常非常感谢！
Oh, thank you, thank you very, very much indeed.
这回好多了！
That's better!
好了，现在你在这恢复一段时间，
Yes, well, now all you got to do is just stay in here and recuperate,
也就6、7天吧。
just six or seven days.
什么，要一周吗？也没多久，你可以看看书追上进度。
What, a week? it's not long, you can catch up with your reading.
哦，提醒我了，你是学生对吧？
Oh, that reminds me, you're a student, aren't you?
你不介意我用你做教具吧？
you won't mind if we do a spot of teaching on you, will you?
用我？对，来查房的学生们。
Teaching? Yes, the lads on the ward round.
他们会对你非常温柔的。
Oh, they'll be very gentle with you.
是一帮善良，有同情心的好学生。
A nice, sympathetic bunch.
啊！您好，Crowfoot医生。咱们的小白鼠在哪？
Ah, hello. Right Dr. Crowfoot, where’s the Guinea pig?
这下好了！
Good god!
哦他看着不太好惹啊，是吧？
Oh, he looks a bit rough, isn’t he?
别！
Oh, No!
呃，这是一个急性阑尾炎的病例，
Now, er, this is a case of acute appendicitis,
昨天晚上做的手术，是的。
operated on last night. Yes.
谁能告诉我阑尾在哪？
Where is the appendix?
呃，在一个小瓶子里，先生？
Eh, in a little bottle, sir?
真好笑！
Very amusing.
它原来在哪？
Where WAS it?
嗯，就……别！
Oh, emm… Ah!
现在，请记住阑尾的解剖结构。
Now, remember the anatomy of the appendix
它的血液供应是阑尾动脉，
its blood supply is the appendicular artery
流入肠系膜动脉
which runs into the mesenteric artery
回结肠。
ileocolic.
哦，确实，对不起，回结肠。
Oh, yes, sorry, Ileocolic.
哦！它又掉了！
Oh! it's gone again!
哦，要命！
Oh, damn!
您丢了什么东西了？是的，我的隐形眼镜又掉了。
Lost something? Yes, I lost my contact lense again.