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You crossed the line
I'll break your leg
I dare you to cross the line
What if I do?
What insolence!
Come on, do it
Damn you...
Go to hell...
Damn you...
Go to hell...
Did you think such out-dated gimmicks
could have adverse effects on me?
And did you think your lousy tricks
could give me bad fortune?
Yes!
You pig!
Let's see what you have up your sleeve
...to cross the line even one step to my side
Bai Yu Tong, let's see what you've got...
to cross the line even one step to my side
Stop him...
Stop him, hold him there
Don't let him come over
Don't let him come over, stop him, hold him there
Go on, stop him, hold him there
Stop him...
Don't let him come over, stop him, hold him there
Don't let him come over
Draw your swords
See, mighty sharp
Put the sheaths back in
What are you looking at?
Draw your swords
See, exceedingly sharp! Put the sheaths back in
Each sword is made of pure steel
Are you blind?
Ours are much better
So?
Sharp, seamless and no joints
It's the greatest
Treasured sword...
Mine is indeed... a treasured sword
What's so funny? What are you laughing at?
I've won
Pick up the sword again
Hit him
Brother, hack him
This is a real treasured sword
No, this one is
Damn you
What...
Come again...
Is it broken?
What are you looking at?
What?
Let us see it
You let us see it
You first
We'll show it together
Yours is chipped
Yours is broken
Broken?
We've won, that's great
What's the noise?
Stop it
Mother
This...
Cheung Ping, who made this sword?
Don't get angry, it's not worth it
We haven't lost
Haven't lost?
What's the big deal? We're even
Not even, we have won
Sister, brother has won
You...
Brother, use more strength
Hold on to him
Do you think you could hold me?
One knot
You've crossed the line
Tie him up...
Tie him up quickly...
I've tied you up
No, I've tied you up
You're bluffing
Come here...
How many knots?
Brother, he has many knots
How many knots?
I have lost count
Well? Speak
I have lost count also
I've won
Stop
Did I win...
No...
It was more like an even score...
An even score, I don't believe it
Let's ask teacher, come on
We've won
Count it, we've won
What's the big noise out there?
Don't they know I'm doing calligraphy?
Teacher...
Please be a witness...
Be a witness? Come in, you lot
Teacher, please open the door
Teacher
Mind my beard
Our rope darts
Rope darts... they are tightly tied
Teacher, who has more knots?
Watch the "longevity" character
Do you realize I've written these characters to
celebrate the birthday of the prefectural magistrate?
Teacher...
Shut up, you want me to ascertain
who has made more knots, right?
Yes
You want to hit teacher?
Teacher, there are 3 in front
4 at the back, and below...
Stop arguing
Teacher, his knots...
Now there are no more knots
Teacher, you're good
You've untied all our knots with a few moves
Of course
Teacher is afraid you might lose to me
...that's why he did it
You...
Well?
I...
Bai Yu Tong
Teacher, do you know that my move just now
Luckily I ducked fast just now
My plants...
Then I kicked...
and tied him up
Bai Yu Tong, you...
I have also tied you up
You animals, my "longevity" character
Right, that's a the way to tie him up
You...
Jien Chiu, you didn't tie up well
Says who?
Says who? I say so...
See this?
What are you doing? It's a mess
Stop it
Do you know you've ruined that "longevity' character"?
Yes
Come here
You too
Who's better of the two?
Brother
Come here both of you
Come on
Brother
You want to get away?
When are you two going to...
stop competing?
Beat him...
Right
Beat him at what?
I tell you both
Your kung fu is more or less the same
Right
No
No, I disagree
My brother is better
I also disagree
My brother's kung fu is better than yours
You don't believe it?
Come then, fight again
Fight again if you don't believe it, fight...
Stop quarrelling
You must know who is better, right?
Yes
Right then, there is only one way to find out
How?
Fight again
Stop, I'm not asking you to fight with each other
but to fight with me
Fight with you?
That's right, the one who can beat me
is the winner, come on
Brother, don't let him take advantage, don't fight
Don't fight, or you'll lose to Jien Chiu
What?
It's immoral to fight against one's teacher
Come on... fight
Don't you want to see who wins?
You've won?
Go away, all of you
I said I have won, who would know?
You've lost? This kills me, you're so useless
No matter whom we lose to
we cannot lose to that Jien Chiu
You have shamed our ancestors
Look at you
Namo... Blessed be to Amitabha!
Why have you deserted me?
Let us win
Use more strength, lazy bone
Aunty
What is it?
We haven't lost
It's just a draw
Go to hell
Come here
Yu Tong's kung fu should beat his
My son's swordsmanship
and such punching skills, how could he lose?
That's right, there is no reason for teacher to say
my kung fu and Jien Chiu's are more or less the same
Your damn teacher is favouring Jien Chiu too much
That's right
What?
Mom, teacher asked me to fight with him
if I win, that'd tantamount to beating Jien Chiu
Then did you fight him?
No
Why?
It's Cheung Ping's fault. He said if I fought teacher
Jien Chiu would mock me as being immoral
That's right
Cheung Ping
Yes?
Do you know what it means to be
better than the best?
That is to beat teacher
Beat teacher
Yu Tong
Yes
Beat teacher
Come
You've improved
Teacher, do you admit to losing?
No
Have you lost yet?
Who's losing?
I haven't lost, I have merely put down my sword
So you're not fighting anymore
No, I am waiting for you
You didn't get me
You missed again
Bai Tong, no need to kill yourself even if you've lost
When have I lost?
Bai Yu Tong, you can't beat me
I can beat Jien Chiu
I told you before
You kung fu is similar to Jien Chiu's
You are siding with him
I taught you both
Wouldn't I know better?
Can't you see the point?
Yes, I can't beat you, I'll beat Jien Chiu
Then take my sword
Right, I'll go
Ready, here I come
1,2,3,4
That's not counted
Of course it is counted
Brother Bai, what's up?
I'll kill you
Come on
If you want to fight
Set a time and place
What is this?
I just fought with teacher
You did?
Yes
Look at you, you must have been defeated
Right
Teacher beat me, now I've come to beat you
Wait
What is this strange weapon you use?
Teacher used this sword to fight with me
Now I use it to fight you
Bai Yu Tong, I'll show you no mercy today
Must be beaten
Hit him, beat him up...
Teacher's sword
Brother, hit me, quick
You can't retreat
Have you finished?
Brother, why put down your sword? Fight him
Go on, fight
Can he beat me?
Come on
Brother, don't lose to him
you must win
Hasn't he lost yet?
Be careful
Take it
Careful with your hands
What a good sword teacher has given me!
What are you afraid of?
My brother is not afraid of you
You and get your weapons
Stand still
I, Bai Yu Tong...
never take your rusted swords
Take it...
Come, take it
Now it's a fact you can't beat me
Jien Chiu, do you admit you've lost?
I didn't realize your kung fu has improved markedly
This time, I admit...
I've lost
Nonsense
My brother is only pitying you
because you had a hard time from teacher
My brother is letting you off easy
You bitch, what rubbish are you saying?
Teacher gave me a hard time?
I tell you both
teacher was teaching me
Brother, don't show him any mercy
Hit him...
Don't move, stand back
Brother
You can't beat his nine-ringed sword
You know your place
Though you are my senior
when it comes to kung fu, I'm better than you
Brother, look at him
Teacher, you're so committed... teacher
The nine-ringed sword is so effective
Yu Tong, this time teacher is fair
you've won with the nine-ringed sword
We've won
Goddess of Mercy, you are really...
The answer to our prayers
You're so merciful
Teacher
My greetings to you
A dried up leafless tree; there's always a difference
Since there is a difference
Why should we be treated...
differently?
Jien Chiu, though paint brushes have different weights
Don't my paintings...
all have brilliant colours?
Yes, I agree
teacher's paintings have different colours
but I don't understand why
brother Bai has the nine-ringed sword
What don't you understand?
Pull out my paint brush
That's it? Aren't you going to hit me?
Come and get it
Is it easy?
Yes
You understand now?
You want to paint?
Get my brush again, come on
Thank you teacher
Bai Yu Tong, watch out this time
Are you trying to defeat my nine-ringed sword
with that broken spear?
What broken spear? Teacher gave it to me
You're in trouble, teacher gave you such a thing
so you could lose again
He crossed the line
Come on, fight
You've lost
You're scared
I am sure to win
Brother, I've got skills, right
Damn you
What happened?
Teacher, what a great technique you've taught me
Your teacher is ruthless
What do you mean?
Using the spear to defeat your nine-ringed sword
How ruthless!
Defeat my nine-ringed sword?
I don't believe it
Can't move, right?
How can you beat my nine-ringed sword, fool
Did you forget what the teacher said about weapons:
the longer the better?
Yes, the spear is longer than the sword
Why don't you pull it out?
Teacher has to beat you up to teach you kung fu
Teacher really loves me
Teacher didn't hit me...
yet he taught me how to defeat the nine-ringed sword
Damn teacher...
Fifth brother
What?
Still fighting?
Of course
There are only 3 rings left
Only 3 rings
I don't want it, damn
Adding a few more rings it'll be a 9-ringed sword
Brother, your temper will kill you
Brother, never mind him, you've won
The Jien family has won
We've won...
Jien Chiu, good, I'll look for teacher tomorrow
and learn something else to defeat you
Fifth brother, it's no use
Why?
You learn from Teacher to defeat Jien Chiu
Teacher will teach Jien Chiu to defeat you
You have a point
Then the result will still be a draw, right?
So what should we do?
I have it
I have a sure-win plan
What is it?
I'll make teacher teach you all he knows
...in one single night
All that he knows?
Right
My beard...
Who? Who is it?
Bai Yu Tong, you two again?
That's right
What are two up to..
all dressed in your gear?
To wish you well
Good, go and rest
Moustache
It's been cut
Too bad
My moustache
It's here
You cut it?
No... he did
You bastard
Hit...
Good move, remember it
Yes
My moustache, Bai, you're a bastard
Do you know how long I've grown it?
I'll kill you
My ass
Get up
Cutting my moustache!
Remember, Serial Palm strike
Serial Palm strike
Teacher, continue
I'll kill you
You want to escape?
Kid, you want to escape?
He won't, he's waiting to be beaten up
Waiting to be beaten up?
Yes
Teacher, get a big knife
Get a big knife
Go on
Hit me
Sword
How about the axe?
Is this good enough?
If not, then get a big forked implement
Here, catch it
C'mon, catch...
See if the Lui Po spear is good enough
Which is it?
The one with the plume
Right?
Yes
Teacher, take it
All bruised
Are you alright?
Don't use so much force, it's hurting me
Fifth brother, this is hard training
Indeed, so hard on me
Be patient
I can't, I can't take it...
Bastard
Enough?
Teacher, you're a hero and an upright person
when you see people you've got to...
smooth your moustache to create an air about you
Now it is cut
how could you face people from now on?
You must beat him up to ease your anger
You must beat him up...
Okay...
Hit him...
It's painful
Madam
It'll be dawn soon, aren't you sleeping?
Yu Tong, what are you doing?
Aunty, haven't you slept?
What are you doing?
Come out
Is Yu Tong not feeling well?
No, he is practising kung fu
Practising kung fu?
I am practising kung fu
Why are you making such noise?
Madam, fifth brother has just returned from
training with teacher tonight
How did it go?
Fantastic
Teacher taught him all his skills
Is that right?
Yes, I learned everything
Great, Jien Chiu will be in trouble
Cheung Ping, give my orders to...
challenge him to a dual tomorrow at the Rainbow Bridge
This quick
Strike the iron while it's hot
Waited long?
That damn rat hasn't shown up yet?
Sister, we've been had brother Bai this time
It can't be; the challenge letter...
clearly asked us to bring the complete set of weapons
This is precisely the problem
Look, our men are heavily laden by the weapons
Brother, maybe he's scared of you
Not really
They're here
You...
Who are you?
Bai Yu Tong
Really? Why do you cover your face?
Are you an impostor?
What? Who else could he be?
Who am I?
Sister, he says he is Bai
He is Bai Yu Tong?
Why so shy?
Why are covering your face from others?
Just like a bride
Fifth brother, people will laugh at you
Cheung Ping, tell Bai Yu Tong
he has the option to admit defeat
That's right
Why ask a freak to come?
What did you say?
Freak, I won't fight you
If you won't, who will?
We'll not fight, sister, let's go
Halt
If you don't fight, you'll have to admit defeat
What nonsense, you...
You are...
You have to hang on....
What happened to you?
Brother Bai, who...
Stand still, don't come over
Don't be angry, I'll avenge you
Damn you, hit him
Teacher did this
Teacher?
Cheung Ping, why is half your moustache missing?
Why don't you shave it all?
Ask him
Brother Bai
Yes?
What wrong have you done
that teacher beat you like this?
Nonsense, teacher was in fact teaching me
Look how much effort he put into this
Still, it's somewhat overdone
What would you know, this is hard training
Right, and you're qualified for it
Each man has his good fortune
Then has teacher taught you everything?
Of course
Are you afraid?
If you are, then admit you've lost
That's right
Admit you've lost
Admit losing?
If I have to admit losing...
Nonsense, we haven't fought yet
it's not been decided who has won or lost
That's right
He doesn't admit to losing
Jien Chiu, get the weapons
Brother, I'll get them for you
Brother
Bai Yu Tong, why don't you grab a weapon?
Isn't this a weapon?
Right, sister, step aside
No, you must grab a weapon
Bai Yu Tong, you're disadvantaged
Disadvantaged?
If you don't grab a weapon
mine will hurt you
Brother
His moves are exactly like yours
He's finished
Fight
Brother
Fifth brother, are you alright?
I'm fine
Teacher didn't fight like this
But I knocked off his sword
didn't I? Didn't I?
Right...
Nonsense, my brother's sword has already
stabbed your chest
Right?
Right...
Stop that noise
It's a draw, grab your weapons again
You're still empty-handed?
Right
Did teacher really teach you that well?
It goes without saying
Brother
Fight
You bastard
Have you forgotten those moves?
I do, but they don't work
See?
Without weapons you're disadvantaged
Remember those moves, fight
Bai Yu Tong, grab your weapon
Sister, weapon
Brother
Are you alright?
You got hit?
A hit on each side
Fifth brother, still a draw?
Is there a flaw in what teacher taught?
I don't think so
Try again, fight
Bai, you're sly to use this technique
Grab your weapon and fight again
Here, catch it
C'mon, catch...
Brother, are you alright?
I'm fine
Surprise tactic wins, teacher has taught well
There you go
Luckily our steel sword has been tempered well
or it would have been broken
Right, luckily ours is the real thing
or it would have been broken
Stop fighting
Stop fighting? Are you nuts? I must fight
Still want to fight?
Yes
Alright, grab your weapon
You bastard
Brother
Fight
Fight... hit him
Beat him up
Fight...
Brother, fight quicker this way
Beat him up
Fight...
Help him over
Alright...
Come, be careful
Sister if I knew this would happen
we should give some leeway to Bai Yu Tong
No
Bai is so arrogant
even if you can stand him, I can't
You're right
Why has teacher taught him
by beating him but not as...
effectively as last time with the nine-ringed sword?
Brother, it must be that you have improved
It can't be, teacher has not taught me
I say he has not taught you anything at all
I'm really very hurt
So damn pissed off...!
Look at yourselves
all beaten up
I say your teacher intended to
help Jien Chiu beat you up
And I deliberately let him beat me
Cheung Ping
Yes?
The more you get beaten up the more you learn, right?
Yes
Mom, it's him again
Cheung Ping
Madam, don't be angry, I have a plan
What else could we do?
Ask fifth brother to question teacher
and ask for an apology
what if he doesn't apologise?
Then we'll not learn from him anymore
Good idea
My poor baby
Teacher
Come out
If you don't well come in
Teacher, you're already unfair to me
now you hit me with a broom stick
I will not learn from you anymore
I'll practise on my own
I'm determined to beat Jien Chiu
Hear that?
Why are you still pushing the door?
Didn't you say you'll leave me? Rebel!
Teacher
Get out, now
It's me, teacher
It's you, Jien Chiu
It's so late, what do you want?
Teacher, I...
What do you want?
I want to see you
Good boy
There's no need to come and see me anymore
Why?
Don't ask, go home
Yes
Goodnight, teacher
Teacher
Teacher, you have a toothache?
Look at you
why don't you let me get some medicine for you?
that will help you calm down
Go...
Let me have a look
Teacher
I don't have a toothache
Teacher, why is your moustache
cut like this?
That's right
Teacher, you look funny like this
It's all because of that bastard Bai Yu Tong
Teacher, why don't you let me cut it for you
It's all because of you two
your rivalry has caused this... ade me ugly
No wonder when we fought today
his kung fu hasn't improved
you didn't teach him
but only hit him, right?
He not only cut my moustache
but also said he won't learn from me anymore
He's learnt enough
No, teacher, I haven't learnt enough
Jien Chiu, I teach you both kung fu
but you don't use it properly
and all you care is to fight with each other
You disappoint me so much...
I let you fight...
I'm so angry...
Don't be angry
Fifth brother...
don't be angry, have some wine
No
Listen
How can I not be angry
I have no face at all now
Calm down
What reason is there to drive me out?
Precisely
Don't bother me
Stop it
Wait
I'm so bored
Master
Stop bothering me
Give them some silver and have them on their way
Go... go on...
Leave... quickly
Get lost, all of you
Fifth brother, let it be
Don't lose your temper
You'd lose your temper if you were me
What reason is there to drive me out?
Blatant, reckless
Ask who he is?
Shopkeeper
Who is he?
Him?
Never mind
Do I still need to learn from teacher?
No
Look
I am well-trained in kicks and punches
More than adequate
In regard to my jumping skill...
Am I not good?
You're really good
Great skill
Why bother to learn from your teacher?
It's me, be careful
Go...
Wait
Who can fight with me?
That's right
Hero...
What insolence, you dare belittle me?
Is my jumping skill not as good as his?
Why do you hold me back?
Don't you think I could jump over?
Master, it's our first visit to Jiang Nan
and we're strange to the environment
so you'd better not show your skills
Master Huang, you're tired
you should rest at the tavern
Oh!
Is there anywhere else I could see
someone with kung fu?
Yes, the Rainbow Bridge
Let's go now
Master Huang, you should rest first
Let's go tomorrow
Shui Sheung Piu(gliding on water)...
Chan Jien, your yelling
will scare all the fish away
I almost couldn't catch any
Shui Sheung Piu, come here
I have a way to make us rich
better than catching fish for the rest of your life
What is it?
I discovered a piece of treasured jade
just like the emperor's seal
It's so beautiful here
The Rainbow Bridge is really a rare sight
Come, men
Yes
Have you seen anyone with strange powers?
No
Let's go ashore and take a look
Master, let's stay in the boat
we can see clearer
What?
Yes, it's safer
See? Five fishes with one hook
Master Huang...
Protect the emperor
Is he there...?
Master Huang
Did you find him...?
Why hit me? I'm not Jien Chiu
you still want to run away?
I'll kill you
Come up
you still want to run away?
You can't get me
Don't forget they call me the Water Rat
You dare talk back?
I'll kill you
Bastard, see where you can run to
Come up
Got you this time
Cheung Ping
Come on, no more games, Let's have drink
Cheung Ping
Such a big stick, must have killed him
Where are you going?
Cheung Ping, come up quickly
Don't scare me
Come up quickly
Looks different, not this one
Cheung Ping...
Where are you going? Cheung Ping...
Hey, friend...
Wake up...
Have you seen someone
with a moustache like yours
except that it curls up
Speak up, please answer me
I'm tied up, save the emperor
Shut up, I am looking for Cheung Ping
have you seen him?
Fourth brother
Who are you?
Bastard, you want to cheat me of my profit?
Who cares for your profit? Is fourth brother there?
He's mine
You are just a nobody
how dare you fight with Master Bai?
You are not qualified to fight with me either
Give me his dragon jade
It's there, are you blind?
You've no business here, go away
You want a share too?
You take me for a thief?
No one dares to ask Master Bai to leave
Good technique
Where are you from?
You want to know my background? I'll tell you
I am master Bai Yu Tong
known as... The Rat
So, you're the pupil of Si Da Fu
Don't you dare mention my ungrateful teacher
Gone so quickly!
Hero
What is it?
Why don't you go after him?
None of your business, I...
I don't know how to swim
Come down if you dare
Of course I dare, come up if you have guts
What? You dare not?
I dare not?
Hero, jump in
Why do I need to listen to you?
I order you
I am telling you to jump in
I am asking you
Why should I listen to you?
Jump in...
Go on
You...
He's sunken
You want to get away?
While Water Rat is here, you're only second fiddle
Good
What a master
Keep your praises, you dare to move?
Shui Sheung Pui, have you got it?
What happened to you?
Chan Jien
Shopkeeper?
Let me
You dare to set an ambush?
No... hero
I have a ninety-year old mother
and... 4 wives
32 kids needing my support
Let me go...
Alright, leave
Go, scram
Fifth brother, I've got him
Now, who's the better of the two?
When it comes to the water, you're the best
Right?
When it comes to kung fu, I'm the best
See him off
Go on
Let's go
Go
Gentlemen
What is it?
Kneel down
What did he say?
I said kneel down
You ask me to kneel?
Yes, you have successfully protected the emperor
I want to knight you
Knight us?
Yes
Doesn't that make you Emperor?
Yes
Then who am I?
You're the emperor's boss, then
Go to hell
the Emperor
this is my jade seal
Look, this is my jade seal
You...
If you hadn't saved me, I'll...
wipe out your families
Your highness...
We're late, and deserve a million deaths
You fools
I have waited for you a long time
We deserve a million deaths
Arise
Than you, your majesty
Your highness...
Don't be afraid
With my skills, no one can come near me
Yes
But I met a gifted person here
Bai Yu Tong The Rat
Forgive me that your majesty has to condescend
...to stay here
Arise
Thank you, your majesty
Minister Huang
Your majesty
I'm travelling incognito in the South
My objective is to meet people with great skills
I planned to meet them at the inn
But my men advised
it'd be better if I didn't expose myself
So I'll stay at you place temporarily
I am greatly honoured by your stay
As to your itinerary...
my lips are sealed
Please don't worry
Minister Huang
Here, your majesty
Is there anywhere near here...
where heroes with great skills appear?
Sire, what kind of people are you referring to?
Fool, like me...
Be careful, your highness
Don't you think my hsing kung is good enough?
Of course we do
Sire, you refer to hsing kung? Yes, at Bamboo Slope
Really?
Then I will have a match
He is the emperor
The emperor's jade seal is worth much
Getting it will provide for us over ten life times
But the defence is stern; too risky to do anything now
Never mind, we'll not do it tonight
we'll wait for him at the woods
Halt, you're over-stepping the line
Cheung Ping, I want to ask
if my sister has been bothering you?
Your sister? She's gone to the Bamboo Slope
Bamboo Slope? What for?
How would I know?
Miss, if you do not leave here
I'll have to use force
And if you do not leave here
I'll also use force
Right, wait for me outside Bamboo Slope if you dare
I'll teach you a lesson after I finish my business
Right, then you leave first
I'll teach you a lesson after I finish my business
It's real a scenic spot here
You're leaving, you dare not fight any more?
Hey, what are you gang doing here?
Miss, this is a scenic spot
and we've come to enjoy the scenery
Go and make your tour somewhere else
and don't get in my way, I'm waiting for someone
Who are you waiting for?
Stand there
How dare you!
I wouldn't mind telling you
I'm waiting for that rat Bai Yu Tong
Bai Yu Tong? What is your relationship with him?
That's none of your business, he's my enemy
Enemy?
Has he bullied you?
Damn, it's somewhere near here
Who dares bully the sister of Jien Chiu?
Jien Chiu?
Who is he?
I don't know
You fools
you haven't even heard of
the great kung fu master Jien Chiu
Insolence
You dare to...
Step down
You're the sister of hero Jien
then your kung fu must be good
Of course, that's why I've asked you to leave
So that when I fight with Bai Yu Tong...
I'll not hurt you
How could I miss your fight
...with Bai Yu Tong?
No way
Leave now
Step down
Good jumping skill
Miss, let's see how good you are
If you could jump higher than me, I'll leave
Agreed
Majesty...
Is my jumping skill not as good as hers?
No
Step down
Protect the emperor...
Protect the emperor
Did Bai Yu Tong send you?
No, you used a trick
Who did?
You did
Yu Lan
The jade seal is with them
Protect the emperor
Brother
Who are you?
Brother
Sister, be not afraid
You're Jien Chiu? Protect the emperor
Good kung fu
A great master
Sister, what happened?
Step down
You fools
See how others do a better job than you
Don't move
Why use a net to catch my sister?
You want a share too?
I'll give you a share of the jade seal
So you two are thieves
Excellent skills
Thanks
Sister, let's go
Jien Chiu, wait
What is it?
Kneel down
What?
I'm no thief and I don't want your seal
Put it away
I am the Emperor
The treasure of Yang xi(the Emperor)
Sister, kneel, we didn't know, pardon us
Your majesty
Jien Chiu, you have successfully protected the Emperor
I knight you as the royal sword bearer
Thank you, your majesty
Arise
Thank you, your majesty
Go to hell
Wait
Your majesty, please forgive me
I know I am not competent for the post, I'll step down
Nonsense
You are a rare master and
more than eligible for the job
I just thought of another master
Sire, who is that?
Bai Yu Tong
Sire wants to knight him as...
No, this man is too audacious
and has nicknamed himself The Rat
He dared to touch my forehead
The Rat is so impertinent
With my skill, could he have touched me?
I'll arrest him at once
No, his kung fu is similar to yours
he is also a master, to me...
he has his merits
I can't knight him nor arrest him
I don't know what to do with him
Sire, you know best
Your majesty
Report
Your majesty...
Knight Jien Chiu again
Thank you, your majesty
I'll give you a royal title, the Royal Cat
Jien Chiu is made the Royal Cat?
So he really is...
Really is...
Really is the emperor
The emperor
Cheung Ping, Jien Chiu saved the emperor like I did
Yes
Now he is the royal sword bearer
That's right
He has been made the Royal Cat..
Why...
Listen
Never mind
If he is the Royal Cat, then I'm The Rat
The Rat pursued by the cat, damn it...
What are you looking at? Get lost!
Go away, scram
Get lost
Fifth brother
The Royal Sword bearer, our family is blessed
Fifth brother, are you alright?
Jien Chiu's swordsmanship commands respect
The Royal Cat's paw unifies the world in peace
Cheung Ping, tear it down
We can't do that
Why not?
It's been given by the Emperor, we'll lose our heads
I was wrong...
We're all done
Let's go in and enjoy the celebration feast
I was wrong...
- Master... - Fifth brother
Master, madam wants you
Mother I'm coming
My legs are weak and can't move, help me in
Help him in
Madam, the goddess statute has arrived
where should we put it?
Put your ass, throw it away
What?
Throw it away now
Yes...
You fool
You've lost a great opportunity
You could have been a senior official
now Jien Chiu has got the post
That damn Emperor
Kneel down, you make me so mad
What are you looking at? Are you crippled?
You little bastard, you are the death of me
Our family cannot produce an official
what a shame to our ancestors
Madam
You have another idea?
Yes
You don't want Jien Chiu to a royal official, right?
I have a plan that will achieve this
Really?
Really
Tell me
This plan of mine
can be the death of the Royal Cat
Cheung Ping, what plan have you got?
Draw him out
and I'll finish him
Brother, that's a direct confrontation
What's to fear?
Can he defeat me?
That's to fight him openly
Right, that dead cat's hsing kung
is no match for mine
To fight him directly is useless
You mean we can't beat him?
Jien Chiu will not accept our challenge
Why?
Sit down first
Look at his position now
He is a royal official
and one attending on the Emperor
Why does he have to fight you,
right?
You damn cat
It's me
Fifth brother
We would have made it rich
Jien Chiu's position should have been mine
but now...
Fifth brother
Why kill yourself?
Says who? I only want to spit
I have a plan
that will ease your anger
What plan is that?
We must fight wisely
Fight wisely?
When an emperor travels
how does he prove his identity?
His jade seal
Right
Jien Chiu has to protect the emperor
as well as the royal jade seal
Then that means...
Yeah, I will not only make Jien Chiu lose his position
but will also make him die a slow death...
A slow death
Protect the emperor...
Wow, what a master!
The Emperor sleeps soundly
why did he yell like that?
He always has nightmares
Nightmares?
Yes
He thinks about this all day long
Don't disturb him then
What is it?
Somehow I feel
something is wrong tonight
Let's step up our vigilance
Relax
Stop fooling around
Lover, stop it
Well, does the Emperor have nightmares still?
Yes
What's the situation like here?
Quiet
Still, be careful
Yes
Go, go on
Lover...
Protect the emperor...
Brother Bai
It's me
You traitorous lot
to betray me like this
Sire
Ba Yu Tong, why did you attempt to assassinate me
We didn't
we came for the royal seal
My brothers have deserted me
Then you...
They have left me behind
Brother, behead me
Brother Bai
Go on
Your highness
He is the gang's victim
Bai Yu Tong, you're a hero after all
Your majesty, I have a request
Let brother Bai retrieve the royal seal
and atone for his wrongs
Well...
Your highness, I'll guarantee with my head
brother Bai and I will get the royal jade seal back
Alright, I give you one day
...to retrieve it
Thank you, your majesty
This is the xian Kong lsland
I often come here with the gang
so I know it well
Regardless of where they hide
I'll find them, don't worry
Careful, mind you don't fall
Okay
If we find them
we'll find the jade seal
Careful, it's deep, one could be drowned
Look, over there
It's dangerous
The rocks are wet and slippery
nor even a cat can secure a foothold
In front, to the right...
Turn ahead
Careful
It's okay
Careful here
Good... that's it...
Back a bit...
Stop...
What?
Stop, here it is
This is the dangerous Bottomless Pit
Let's proceed with caution
Careful, though it appears calm
there could be an eddy
A raft like this
could be sucked in
What should we do?
What do you mean?
Let's use our jumping skill
What are you doing?
The Sky Rat is up there
Jien Chiu
The Water Rat is below
Hold him, don't let him come up
whatever you do
Be careful he'll drag you into the water
He's a good swimmer, you can't win
I'm frightened, think for yourself
Pull me up
How can I, I'm frightened
Come...
Where is my officer's hat?
I keep it
Thanks
What are you doing up here?
What to do?
You fight below, I'll fight above
I fight below?
Fight, go down...
Jien Chiu, have a good fight
I'm above
I fight above
Alright, fight
Don't let him come up
Kill him, stab him...
Hack...
It's me
Why hold on to me? Help me fight
Am I not helping you?
Why hold on to me? Let go
I can't, I am afraid of the water
Let go...
I can't
I'll drown
Let go...
I'll drown, help
Are you nuts?
No, he's up again
Hit him, don't let him surface
You fight here, I'll go up
I'm going up now
Come on, bastard
You fat rat
Then what are you?
Don't run, I'm coming up
I'll go up
Right, I'll climb the tree
It's me, what's the matter?
Brother Bai, it's you?
Quick, there's an under current
He got my leg, pull me up
Wait, I'll get you...
Oh no... I am afraid of the water...
Grab me, don't let go
I don't know how to swim and it's deep
Don't let go for anything
What's going on behind?
Drive him away
It's okay, I'm on shore
Dive... dive
You bastard
We're the same team
How come I didn't hear you say that just now
I got one
Jump
Jump, go on, why don't you jump?
Jump
Can't jump, right?
Brother Bai, also got one
Speak, where is the royal seal?
Not with me
No, Search
How?
Search yourself
Search all over, what about down below?
Nothing
Your ass
My ass
Nothing either
How about you?
Search me
Nothing either
Where is it?
It's with big and second brother
Big and second brother?
He's gone, brother come here
He's gone under water again, come over, quick
Cheung Ping, hook his leg
Stand still
I'm going too
Stop, don't chase
You've torn your pants
Are you hurt?
I'm fine
Oh, the officer's uniform is ripped
How come I'm not hurt?
Never mind, the case takes priority
Hero, where are you going?
You know the way?
Right, you lead
Right
put back your officer's hat
Okay
Brother, why haven't you guarded my hat?
I've not let it leave my hands
I don't know...
How can I wear it like this now?
You have to, you should look like an official
Look neat and suave
Let's go
What are you doing?
Still tied to the rope
I'm afraid of falling into the water, hold it
Careful
Look down, not up, he'll appear any time
So comfortable
Back again?
To catch the big rats
Why don't we go to the other side to catch them?
Even those two little rats said they don't have it
Why bother with them, look out
You big rats, hand over the seal
Quick, hand it over
Back, careful...
What's the matter?
Come up quickly
What are you doing?
Have they come?
You asked me to step back
I said be careful of your back
the Ground Rat will appear any time
if he gets you, you'll be in trouble
Follow me, stay near the wall
Look to your right, look to your left
Nothing
Brother Bai
I'm here
You're nuts. Down below!
Brother Bai, why did you hit me?
Are you crazy? I didn't
The Ground Rat
I'll save you
Step aside
You dare come out
Your face is covered in mud, wash it
Let me take care of them
1,2,3, up
Up
Listen
You hit me wrong
Fight...
Got it
See, you fools
How can you beat my sword?
Wait
You're frightened
Brother Jien Chiu, they fear my sword
No
Hang on, Bai Yu Tong is familiar with the surroundings
Of course, come on
Come on
How's the fight?
You're clean now?
We've won
You traitorous lot
Hand over the seal
And you're spared
I'll spare you
If you want the seal, follow us
Come on...
I'll chase you
Brother Bai
Brother Bai, You...
I'm not on this side
I will not consort with you again
Neither will I
Without you we each get a bigger share
I'll get your share
Right, give me a bigger share
Great
You traitorous lot
Do you know, my brother...
vouched the safe return of the seal with his head
Give it back...
So if this lousy cat cannot get back the seal
he'll have to give up his head
You dare insult the Royal Cat bestowed by the Emperor?
Brother, you are all messed up
You don't look like a royal guard
Fix your uniform
What are you afraid of? Beheading?
Why would I fear?
A cat has 9 lives
I can die a few times and not fear
What?
Brother, don't lose your temper with them
Are you returning the seal or not?
No...
We'll never give it back
Then I'll beat you till you do
Bastard, you hit my leg
Brother, I'll help you
Why do you fight?
When it comes to kicks and punches, I'm better
You?
Stand aside and watch
Don't let them get away
Yes, I'm coming
Rat formation?
I know this as well, asshole
I used to be the leader
Fifth brother, mercy...
Now you call me fifth brother
Watch him
You want to run away? Watch me
Brother, another one
Brother Bai, watch your back
Don't let him disappear into the ground, stop him...
Don't let him drill the ground
Still drilling
Don't let him go through the rocks
Brother, let's stop fighting
These years
we brothers haven't fought for real
now I know your kung fu is better
That's right
Brother, you are a man of reason
to preserve our fraternal bond
Give him the seal so he can at least save himself
Your brotherly love is deep indeed
Of course
Brother Bai
What?
Go back with me and get knighted
If I want to be knighted, it'll be me first not you
The sun is going down
you'd better hurry to keep your head
Farewell
How dare you!
I'm really pissed off!
The people always say cats are rats bane
Nonsense
Rat brothers
When Jien Chiu sees the emperor
he'll immediately present the royal jade seal
How dare you, Jien Chiu
to bring back a fake seal to fool me?
Your majesty, the seal is a fake?
To deceive your Emperor means death
Mercy
The royal jade seal
That's right, your majesty
this is your real seal
Jien Chiu
The jade seal is here, return it
You're dreaming
How could an incompetent Jien Chiu be the Royal Cat?
This is the real royal jade seal
Hero Bai, I knight you as...
the Royal Rat bearing 18 styles of weapons
Bai Yu Tong
Then we'll have our way from now on
Bai Yu Tong The Rat
I'm the Royal Cat Jien Chiu
Jien Chiu?
I knew you had a plot
A cat ultimately thwarts a rat's treachery
Thanks for the royal jade seal and farewell