this is a story from the not-too-distant
future it's the day of your daughter
Millie's big football match and to be
clear that is the sort of football you
play with your feet anyway she is
missing a vital piece of equipment
specifically a Sunny's three puma
evopower firm ground soccer shoot the
left one and some of it sadly is in the
family's three-year-old bulldog Stuart
so now what well you could yell angrily
at the poor thing but what's the point
because all it will hear is blah blah
blah
Stewart's blah blah Stewart's blah much
better to behave like a rational human
being
find your template and place an order
with Amazon for repair or puma evopower
firm ground soccer shoes and have them
delivered in 30 minutes or less and in a
location not too far away a miracle of
modern technology is dispatched it's an
Amazon drone and after rising vertically
like a helicopter to nearly 400 feet
this amazing hybrid design assumes a
horizontal orientation and becomes a
streamlined and fast airplane in time
there'll be a whole family of Amazon
drones different designs for different
environments this one can fly for 15
miles and it knows what's happening
around it it uses sense and avoid
technology to well sense and then avoid
obstacles on the ground and in the air
back at the house you're getting a
message on your tablet to say that your
primary delivery is arriving and eat
goes back to vertical mode and scans the
landing area for potential hazards this
amazing innovation then lowers itself
slowly to the ground drops off the
package and flies straight back up to
altitude and moments later you're
walking through the door with a brand
new
Eero puma evopower firm ground soccer
shoes size three for Milly and a
Nylabone chicken-flavored jirachi for
naughty naughty Stuart and balance it is
is is restored to the universe