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斯大林之死
莫斯科 1953年
二十年来 斯大林的NKVD造成了极大的恐怖
在斯大林"敌人"名单上的人被逮捕 流放 枪毙
这是莫斯科电台 安德列耶夫导演 有什么事 Radio Moscow. Director Andreyev. What is it?
十七分钟 Seventeen minutes.
对 我当然可以在十七分钟之后打过去 Yes, of course I can ring back in 17 minutes.
嗯 Yeah.
嗯 我记一下 Mm-hm. Yes, I'm writing it down.
我打不开... I can't get the...
一 五 One, five...
抱歉 你说的是j-i-u 九 Sorry? Was that a nine, as in "Fine"?
还是又是五 呃 Or... or another five as in, um...
- w-u - w-u 五 - "Hive." - ..."hive"?
喂 喂 Hello? Hello?
- w-u五吗 - 谁打来的 - Hive? - Who was it?
总书记的秘书 The Secretariat of the General Secretariat.
总书记的秘书长 总书记... Of the General Secretary. The Secretary of the General...
斯大林 Stalin?
关小点声 Turn that down.
把苹果放下 Put that apple down.
你一天到晚就知道吃苹果 You're always eating bloody apples.
我得在十七分钟之后给他打回去 I'm to call him back in 17 minutes.
十七分钟是从你接电话开始算的 Seventeen minutes from when you picked up the phone
还是从你挂电话 or from when you put it down?
我说我得在十七分钟后打过去开始算的十七分钟 Seventeen minutes from when I said I'd call back in 17 minutes.
- 当时是几点 - 我不清楚 - When was that? - I don't know.
三十秒前吗 Thirty seconds ago?
- 一分钟前吗 - 到底是哪个 - A minute? - Well, which one?
- 一分钟 - 一分钟吗 - A minute. - A minute?
一分钟 A minute.
- 你确定吧 - 不确定 - You sure? - No.
唉呀呀 Well, well, well.
哦 我把谢特曼写到名单上了 那个作家 Oh, I put Shteyman on the list, the writer.
- 我知道你喜欢他写的东西 但是 - 没事 就写着吧 - I know you like his work, but... - No, leave him on.
还有 呃...谢特曼二号 他妻子呢 And, uh... Shteyman two, his wife?
写着 On.
他们是两口子 不是吗 They're a couple, ain't they?
我们在聊斯大林格勒 那儿可真冷 We're talking about Stalingrad, how cold it was,
我们为了暖和 任何事都愿意干 任何事 and we would do anything, anything, to warm ourselves up.
我们会向彼此扔手雷 We'd throw live grenades to each other.
我们会拔掉保险栓 扔给囚犯 We'd pull the pin, throw it to the prisoners.
他们就像喝多了的婊子一样跳来跳去 "哦 哦 哦" They'd be jumping around like drunken whores. "Oh, oh, oh!"
什么手雷 What was the grenade?
- 就是手雷 - 格奥尔基 - A grenade. - Georgy.
- 就是手雷...什么叫... - 不不不 - A grenade... what do you... - No no no.
你妨碍讲故事了 让他讲 You're obstructing the story. Let him tell it.
那 十分的时候 电话打来的 So, ten past, the call came in.
- 十七分钟 - 那在十点二十七打回去吗 - Seventeen minutes... - So call back 10:27?
- 嗯 - 你看上去不确定啊 - Yeah. - You don't seem confident.
我又不是那个接电话的 Well, I wasn't the one on the phone.
那位数字绝对是个九 是吧 And it was definitely a nine, wasn't it?
- 我不是那个接电话的 - 你又这么说 - I wasn't the one on the phone. - You keep saying that.
- 帮不上忙啊 - 但 我没接啊 所以... - It's not helping. - I wasn't, though. So...
一颗手雷塞到他嘴里 A grenade in his mouth!
- 这小子 总能逗我笑 - 之后 崩 的一声 - Always cracks me up, this one. - And then boom!
我把这些发出去 I'll have these dispatched.
这样一个普鲁士人就成了一滩汤 That's how you turn a Prussian into a bowl of soup.
哦 他出来了 Oh, there he goes.
嗯 我们看到你的名单了 贝利亚 Yes, we see your list, Beria.
在他之前杀她 但让他看着 Shoot her before him, but make sure he sees it.
哦 这个的话...呃... Oh, and this one... um...
杀了他 带他到他的教堂去 把他丢在祭台上 Kill him, take him to his church, dump him in the pulpit.
剩下的就交给你了 And I'll leave the rest up to you.
我们走 Let's go!
名单上前三个名字 第一个 十五号公寓 上 First three names on list. Top name, apartment 15. Go.
上 上 Go, go.
出来 你要去哪 来这边 到大巴上去 Come on. Where are you going? Get round here. Get on the bus.
同志 真是荣幸之至 Comrade, it's the greatest honour.
他看不到我鞠躬 He can't see me bow.
- 导演同志 - 哦 糟了 - Comrade Director. - Oh, shit.
五...九 Five... nine.
喂 Hello.
我是斯大林 This is Stalin.
太棒了 Bravo!
抱歉 这边太吵了 我很抱歉 Sorry. It's really noisy. I'm sorry about that.
你好吗 你那边怎么样 How are you? How is it wherever you are?
抱歉 再次抱歉 Sorry. Sorry again.
- 你听到了吗 - 听着呢 - Are you there? - Receiving you.
我要一份今晚演出的录音 I want a recording of tonight's performance.
我会派人去取 I'll send someone to pick it up.
我觉得你几个音没在点上 I think you split a couple of notes.
你个混蛋 我才没呢 You cheeky bugger. I did not.
- 怎么样 还不错吗 - 我觉得很棒 - How was it? Was it good? - I thought wonderful.
音乐会录下来了吗 Was the concerto recorded?
录了吗 一定录了吧 Was it recorded? Please say yes.
- 呃 没 直播出去的 - 留下 留下 - Erm... no. It went out live. - Stay. Stay.
大家都别走 都别走 Okay, nobody leave! Nobody leave!
把门锁上 把门锁上 Lock the doors! Lock those doors!
不介意的话请回到自己的座位上 If you wouldn't mind just taking your seats again.
那样就太好了 That would be fantastic.
坐下吧 他妈的快坐 Take your seats. Take your fucking seats.
别紧张 我保证 没人会被杀的 Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you.
只是音乐上的紧急状况 This is just a musical emergency.
坐下 对了 Take your seats. That's it.
大家别紧张 没事的 Nobody be alarmed. It's fine.
坐下 听我的 Sit down! Do not defy me!
他妈的坐下 Sit your arses down!
给我满上 大家一起喝 Top me up. Everybody drinks.
我刚说了 我们碰到过一个12岁的少先队员 As I was saying, we had this 12-year-old scout.
他全家人都被德国佬杀光了 His whole family was wiped out by the Krauts.
但那之前他教了我们一招 他教了我们这招 But before that he taught us this trick. He taught us this trick.
他教了这招 如果你趁着某人睡觉 He taught us this trick. If you stick somebody's little finger
把他的小拇指浸在一杯水里 in a glass of water while they're sleeping,
他就会尿裤子 they wet themselves.
那然后呢 Here, what next?
你把一条巧克力 You stick a bar of chocolate
塞到口袋里 他屎就会拉到裤子里吗 in their pocket, they shit their pants?
但这是生物学 老大 我们在斯大林格勒给波尔尼科夫用过 But it's biology, Chief. We did it to Polnikov in Stalingrad.
但 总之 "拉裤兜子" 说的太妙了 But, anyway, "Shit your pants", that's great.
波尔尼科夫怎么样了 Whatever became of Polnikov?
你他妈想知道波尔尼科夫去哪了吗 You wanna know where fucking Polnikov is?
你也想过去吗 You wanna go there?
我爱死那个手雷的故事了 I love that grenade story.
哦 你口袋里有点东西是吧 Oh, is there one in your pocket?
不 不 别这样 不 别又来了 No, no, come on. No, not again!
不 你别... No, don't you...
我操了 God damn it!
抓个正着 Caught red-handed.
我愿意为祖国牺牲 Well, I would die for the Motherland!
尼基塔·赫鲁晓夫 莫斯科市委第一书记
拉夫连季·贝利亚 内务部长
等一下 等一下 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
尝尝这个 混蛋们 Take this, you bastards!
好了 我们走吧 All right, let's get going.
是时候看部牛仔片了 谁感兴趣 Time for a cowboy movie. Who's in my posse?
又来了 他骑马出去 他被从马上打下来了 Here we go. He rides out, he gets shot off his horse.
再见 Adios.
非常感谢你们 没事的 Thank you very much. It's gonna be okay.
坐在你们之前坐的位置 Sit where you sat before.
好 你怎么看 Right, what do you think?
一半的观众已经走了 Well, half the audience have gone.
声音会太稀松的 The acoustic will be very lively.
去外街上找点人过来 Go and get some more people in off the street.
找胖的 这样能少找几个 Fat ones, so we don't need as many.
是吗 多胖的 Really? How fat?
不如找我老婆来 她吸音效果可棒极了 I could get my wife. She'd deaden the acoustic.
同志们...同志们 闭嘴 Comrades... Comrades, shut up!
我有个好消息 I have wonderful news.
斯大林同志喜欢今晚的音乐会 Comrade Stalin loved tonight's concerto
想即刻要一份录音 and would like a recording of it right away,
而我们还没有 which we don't have,
出于多种复杂的原因... for reasons that are myriad and complex and...
但同时我们会把刚刚演奏过的音乐会再演奏一遍 But meanwhile the concerto we just played will be played again.
这次我们会录下来 在最后鼓掌 And this time we will record it and we will applaud it.
对 对 Yes. Yes.
很棒 好了 Brilliant. Okay.
抱歉 Excuse me.
我不会这么做的 I won't do it.
过来 这边来 进来这里 Come on, through here. In you come.
坐下 坐下 Sit down. Sit down.
你 圣女贞德 你想被杀吗 You, Joan of Arc, do you want to get killed?
怎样 就像我父亲一样 我哥哥一样吗 Like my father got killed, my brother? Like that?
但他们想让你活下来 But they would want you to live.
我不会做的 你不能强迫我 I won't do it. You can't force me.
- 我们不能另找一个钢琴师吗 - 那就太荒谬了 - Can't we just get another pianist? - That would be ridiculous.
声音会完全不同的 The sound would be completely different.
- 即使斯大林都能... - 即使 - Even Stalin could... - Even?
- 我不是说... - 即使斯大林 - I didn't mean... - Even Stalin?
我希望这间办公室没被窃听 I hope this office isn't bugged.
斯大林同志当然可以分别出差别 Of course Comrade Stalin would be able to tell the difference.
他是个伟大的人 有个特别棒的耳朵 He's a great man with a great ear.
- 两只特别棒的耳朵 - 犀利 犀利的耳朵 - Two great ears. - Sharp. They're sharp.
- 最犀利的耳朵... - 全苏联最犀利 - The sharpest ears in the... - In the Soviet Union.
玛丽亚·薇妮雅敏诺夫娜 你必须弹 Maria Veniaminovna, you have to play.
我没有...我说的不是那个意思 I didn't... I didn't mean what I said.
那你是说过 是吧 So you said it, then?
上帝作证 我不会做的 As God is my witness, I won't do it.
上帝会保佑我平安 The Lord will see me through.
一万卢布 10,000 roubles.
两万 20,000.
成交 我们走 Done. Let's go.
什么鬼 What the fuck?
哪个他妈的脑残把消防桶放在那了 What fucking brainless fire-safety fucking idiot put that there?
现在我们需要一个新指挥 我们走 Now we need a new conductor. Let's go.
你父亲在哪间? Which one's your father in?
谢谢你 真是帮了不少忙 跟我来 Thank you. You've been very helpful. Follow me.
开门 Open up!
把这些人送上大巴 Let's get these on the bus.
快点走 我们还有事要办呢 Keep it moving! We've still got things to do!
快点 走 Come on, move!
我爱你 我爱你 I love you. I love you.
无论他们需要你说什么 你都说 Now, you say whatever you have to say to them. You say it.
哦 上帝 Oh, God.
你好 嗨 Hello. Hi.
非常抱歉 先生 Deepest apologies, sir.
莫斯科电台即刻需要您大驾光临 拜托了 Radio Moscow requests your presence immediately, please.
你是莫斯科最好的 You're Moscow's finest
也是最近的指挥家 那...我们得抓紧了 and nearest conductor, so... we must hurry.
今晚你提到波尔尼科夫那段真是逗笑我了 I rather enjoyed your reference to Polnikov this evening.
斯大林看起来就像要把你的头砍成两半 Stalin looked like he was gonna split your head open.
"波尔尼科夫和托洛茨基都去哪了 我是他的忠实粉丝" "What became of Polnikov and Trotsky? I was a huge fan of his."
"我想念沙皇" "I miss the Tsar."
我累坏了 我记不起来谁死了谁还活着 I'm exhausted. I can't remember who's alive and who isn't.
格奥尔基 你回到家 让你的妻子记下来 Georgy, when you go home, make sure your wife writes down
今晚你记得你说的所有东西 everything you think you said tonight.
这样在早上 All right, this way in the
你才记得事情的经过 morning you know what you're dealing with.
这是赫鲁晓夫的真理 That's Khrushchev's Law.
晚安 同志们 Good night, comrades.
列宁斯大林的共产党万岁 Long live the Communist Party of Lenin-Stalin.
约翰·韦恩和约翰·福特万岁 Long live John Wayne and John Ford.
再见了 莫洛托夫 老朋友 Goodbye, Molotov, old friend.
永别了 Goodbye forever.
嗯 上名单了 Yeah. On the list.
他直接把车开进河里 It would be simpler and cheaper
更简单也更便宜 if they just drove straight into a river.
好梦 Sweet dreams.
晚安 Good night.
维亚切斯拉夫·莫洛托夫 外交部长
晚安 Night.
格奥尔基·马林科夫 斯大林副手
街上的人进来了 People in off the streets.
这边走 Just this way.
我不认为其中任何一个人听过莫扎特 I don't think any of these people have ever heard of Mozart.
我讲了个农民的笑话 I made a joke about the farmers.
- 斯大林笑了吗 - 嗯 - Did Stalin laugh? - Yeah.
我讲了个海军的笑话 I made a joke about the navy.
- 没笑 - 不讲海军笑话 - No laugh. - No more navy jokes.
晚上好 Good evening.
把这些都登记上 Get this lot checked in.
好 Good. Nice.
斯大林万岁 Long live Stalin!
- 我们不该检查一下吗 - 没时间了 - Shouldn't we check it? - No time.
如果这不好 斯大林的人会把你剁成狗粮的 If it's not okay, then Stalin's men will chop you into dog meat.
谢谢 Thank you.
让开 让开 借过 谢谢 Move, move, move, move, move. Excuse me. Thank you.
我拿到了 我拿到了 I have it. I have it.
我录下来了 I have the recording.
只是要去找个新封套 找个白色的 I just had to get a new sleeve, a white one.
延误已经记录在案 The delay has been logged.
我想献上一条发自内心的特别讯息 I wish to convey a special message from my heart.
我想将这份录音献给斯大林同志 I wish to convey this recording to Comrade Stalin.
我想要斯大林同志知道 I want Comrade Stalin to know
我对他充盈的感情 the full intensity of my feelings for him.
不 这是未经授权的自恋行为 No, this is unauthorised narcissism.
不 No.
在显著的延误之后 物品已交我保管 The item is now in my possession... after a significant delay.
记录时间 Note the time.
你怎么花了这么长时间 你他妈走过来的吗 What took you so long? You fucking walk here?
约瑟夫·维萨里奥诺维奇·斯大林 Josef Vissarionovich Stalin,
你背叛了我们的国家 摧毁了我们的国民 you have betrayed our nation and destroyed its people.
我祈求你的终结之日 祈祷上帝能原谅你 I pray for your end, and ask the Lord to forgive you.
暴君 Tyrant.
哦 操 操 Oh, fuck. Fuck...
我们是不是应该进去看看 Should we investigate?
你是不是应该在把我们两个都害死之前闭嘴 Should you shut the fuck up before you get us both killed?
早上好 Good morning.
嗯 Well?
斯大林同志 Comrade Stalin?
我只需要几个名字 I just need some names.
你说一个名字 我就少割你身上一块肉 Each name you give me is one less bit of you I'll cut off.
进来 Enter.
抱歉打扰了 部长同志 是斯大林同志 Sorry to interrupt, Comrade Minister. It's Comrade Stalin.
哦 别在乎他 反正耳朵里都是血 Oh, don't worry about him. Those ears are full of blood anyway.
斯大林同志身体欠佳 Comrade Stalin is very ill.
欠佳 Very ill?
是的 Yes.
- 你 继续 - 好的 - You, carry on. - Of course.
和他们说贝利亚在路上了 Tell them Beria is on his way.
他们什么都别碰 谁都别叫 明白了吗 They are to touch nothing, call no-one. Understood?
告诉我你明白我的指示了 Tell me you understand my instructions.
我明白您的指示 I understand your instructions.
好 Good.
你叫什么名字 中尉 What's your name, Lieutenant?
西-西蒙诺夫 先生 S-Slimonov, sir.
西-西蒙诺夫 S-Slimonov?
在这待着等我回-回来 Be here when I g-get back.
斯大林万岁 Long live Stalin!
- 阿布拉莫夫斯基还在不说吗 - 嗯 他快说了 - Abramovsky still holding out? - Yeah. He's close, though.
昨天就说他快说了 He was close yesterday.
斯大林万岁 Long live Stalin!
把他的妻子挪到隔壁牢房 Have his wife move into the next cell
在她身上下功夫 直到他开口 and start working on her until he talks.
声音搞大点 Make it noisy.
可惜了 阿布拉莫夫斯基夫人一直都很配合 Shame. Mrs Abramovsky's been most cooperative so far.
有些女人为了让自己的丈夫得到释放什么都愿意做 Some women will do anything to get their husbands released.
对 她也确实什么都做了 Yeah, and she did everything.
感谢联盟给我送来这么多忠诚的妻子 I thank the Union for bringing me so many devoted wives
操起来和缝纫机一样 who fuck like sewing machines.
眼镜 Glasses.
到他的行宫去 要快 To his dacha. Urgently.
"如果领导人失去行为能力 必须召集中央委员会" 17号文件 II
坦克 农民 海军 Tanks, farmers, navy,
手雷 有意思 grenade funny.
贝利亚 番茄 口袋: 有意思 马... Beria, tomato, pocket: funny. Horse...
- 有意思 - ...拖鞋: 问号 - Funny? - ...slippers: question mark.
- 农民 又是马 海军... - 说什么婊呢 - Farmers, horse again, navy... - There were no whores.
你写的都是什么 哦 "马" 你是加密写的吗 What are you writing? Oh, "Horse". Is this in code?
这是你喝多了的胡话 不是我的 别怪我没记好 This is your drunken nonsense, not mine. Don't blame my notes.
"莫洛托夫 C-H-H-H" "Molotov C-H-H-H..."
我结巴了吗 那是什么 Was I stuttering? What is that?
莫洛托夫 Molotov...
哦 是莫洛托夫... Oh. It's Molotov...
- 他在名单上 - 可怜的莫洛托夫 - He's on the list. - Poor Molotov.
先是他妻子 现在到他了 First his wife, now him.
格奥尔基出去的很急 Georgy is off in a hurry somewhere.
有事发生了 Something's happening.
喂 Hello?
什么 What?
拿我的裤子来 Get my trousers.
就去拿我的...不 没和你说 Just get my... No, not you.
谁在哪 贝利亚在那吗 Who's there? Is Beria there?
算了 我马上就到 Never mind. I'll be right there.
你的裤子 你的裤子 你的裤子在这 Your trousers. Your trousers. Here are your trousers.
- 好 好 - 我把你的睡衣脱了 - Okay, okay. - Let me take your pyjamas.
不 没时间了 拿我的鞋来 拜托 妮娜 我的鞋 No, there's no time. Get my shoes, please, Nina, my shoes.
- 你的衬衫 - 给我带上衬衫领带 - Your shirt. - Send me a shirt and tie.
他被发现的时候你们在执勤吗 Were you on duty when he was found?
- 是的 先生 - 谁也不能放进来 明白吗 - Yes, sir. - No-one is to come in. Understood?
明白 先生 Yes, sir.
坚守你们的岗位 Remain at your stations.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
他们叫我别找医生 They told me not to get a doctor.
你做的很棒 马特廖娜 彼得罗夫娜 You did well, Matryona Petrovna.
事情交给中央委员会处理 The Central Committee will handle things now.
- 那他们会叫医生吧 - 有规章制度 - So they'll get a doctor? - There are procedures in place.
- 那你会找医生吧 - 我就是医生 - So you'll get a doctor? - I am the doctor.
什么都交给我处理 行了 I'll see to everything. Come on.
去吧 他会没事的 Go on. He'll be fine.
这闻起来像巴库茅厕 Smells like a Baku pisshouse in here.
顺便问候你了 Greetings, by the way.
哦 糟 Oh, shit.
哦 别啊 操 Oh, come on. Fuck!
赫鲁斯塔廖夫 赫鲁斯塔廖夫 Khrustalyov! Khrustalyov!
- 把文件拿好 - 松手吧 - Take the papers. - Let them go.
把文件拿好 不然我就把你的眼珠子一只一只挖出来 Take the papers or I'll cut your eyes out one at a time
这样你还能看着 so you can watch it happening!
- 松手 - 拿好了 - Drop it. - Take them!
进来 Come in.
哦 老天啊 Oh, my God.
那是不是...我猜那是他的... Is this... I'm guessing that this is...
嗯 明显他感觉不太好 Yeah, he's feeling unwell, clearly.
他无可替代 He's irreplaceable.
我们怎么可能... How can we possibly...
好了 我们必须替群众着想 All right, we must think of the people.
作为代总书记 我必须挺身而出 As Acting General Secretary, I must step up.
我必须...我必须接替他的位置因为他...在地板上 I must... I must take his place while he's... on the floor.
但你刚说他是无可替代的 But you just said he's irreplaceable.
无可替代 接替他的位置 Irreplaceable. Take his place as in
当然是为了召集中央委员会 assembling the Central Committee, of course.
好 我刚才在考验你 习惯这样的挑战吧 Good. I was testing you. Get used to that sort of challenge.
那之后呢 老大 So, what next, boss?
我们该...我们该找个医生 We should... We should get a doctor.
嗯 Yeah...
要不是我们已经 Yes. If only we hadn't...
把所有高级医生都因为叛国流放了的话 put away all those highly competent doctors for treason.
- 你想起来了吗 - 嗯 想起来了 - You remember? - Yes, I do. I do.
你知道的 他们想下毒害他 You know, they were plotting to poison him.
嗯 对 你搜集的证据 Yes, that's right. You collected the evidence.
是 是我 是我 你还在考验我吗 Yes, I did. I did. Are you still testing me?
哦 真是灾难 Oh, this is calamity!
灾难 Calamity!
哦 不 Oh-oh-oh, no!
他倒在地上了 他他妈的在地板上 Oh, he's on the floor. He's on the fucking floor!
好的 小心点 小心点 Okay, be careful, careful.
哦 该干什么 该怎么做 Oh, what to do? Oh, what to do?
我的心 受不了... My heart, it feels sick...
像要迎接战斗一样 like it's going into battle.
你们叫了哪个医生 Which doctor have you called?
这个话题目前还在讨论中 Well, the subject's currently under discussion.
作为代总书记 As Acting General Secretary,
我认为 呃 应该由中央委员会决议 I think that, well, the Committee should decide.
中央委员会 The Committee?
但我们真正的总书记 But our actual General Secretary
在一潭污秽里躺着呢 is lying in a puddle of indignity.
我是说 我觉得他在表达 "现在给我找个医生" I mean, I think he's saying, "Get me a doctor now."
不 我不同意 我认为我们应该等满足表决人数决议 No, I don't agree. I think we should wait until we're quorate.
什么表决人数 这个房间里只有75%的人是清醒的 Quorate? The room is only 75 percent conscious!
- 你穿的是睡衣吗 - 是 怎么 - Are you wearing pyjamas? - Yeah. So?
- 为什么 - 因为我行动了 拉夫连季 - Why? - Because I act, Lavrenti.
果敢迅速地行动了 Decisively and with great speed.
我说过你会受不少考验 I said you'd be tested
现在你得受这个穿着睡衣嚷嚷的考验了 and now you're being tested by a shouting man in pyjamas.
你那下边有尿布吗 给他用是来不及了 Have you got a nappy under those too? Too late for him.
让开 娘娘腔 Out of my way, you fannies.
拉扎尔·卡冈诺维奇 国家劳动和工资问题委员会主席
干 Shit.
阿纳斯塔斯·米高扬 内外贸易部部长
大块头在哪呢 Where's the big fella? 阿纳斯塔斯·米高扬 内外贸易部部长
尼古拉·布尔加宁 国防部长 我们来晚了吗 Are we late?
尼古拉·布尔加宁 国防部长
抱歉 Sorry. 尼古拉·布尔加宁 国防部长
他不能就这么走 不能像这样 He can't go, not like this.
- 小心 小心 - 喔 喔 - Careful. Careful. - Whoa, whoa.
湿着呢 It's wet.
- 那 是贝利亚先到的吗 - 嗯 你以为呢 - So, was Beria here first? - Yeah, what do you think?
这不可能 这他妈不... This can't be happening. This can't be fucking...
不 那是湿的 老天啊 No, that's wet. For God's sake.
你来的很快啊 同志 You got here quick, comrade.
我没顾着喷好古龙水再来 I didn't stop to put on cologne.
嘿 小心点衣服 小心衣服 Hey, watch the suit. Watch the suit.
演的不错 先生们 但我们得把他弄到床上 Compelling drama, gentlemen, but we do need to get him into bed.
- 你抬着头 - 为什么 - You take the head. - Why?
- 你是代总书记 - 不胜荣幸 - You're Acting General Secretary. - I would be honoured.
只有我跪在这滩尿里 是吧 It's just me here kneeling in the piss, yeah?
- 你怎么不... - 但那里有尿... - Why don't you... - But, there's piss...
- 别啊 - 这样更好 更平衡 - Come on. - It is better. It's more balanced.
是吗 那我的洗衣费就你出了 Yeah? Well, you can pay my laundry bill, then.
你又不是给莫斯科大剧院试镜 You're not auditioning for the Bolshoi.
- 你是谁 尼金斯基吗 快点 - 我的背不好 - Who are you, Nijinsky? Come on. - I have a bad back.
我猜是往上爬的太辛苦了吧 Too much social climbing, I expect.
- 头是最重的地方 - 好了 准备好了吗 - The head is the heaviest part. - All right, ready?
- 三 二... - 二 - Three, two... - Two.
一 One.
抬啊 Lift. Jesus.
- 老天 - 喔喔喔喔 - God. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 朝我这边 - 转过来 - To me. - Turn, turn, turn.
- 这边 我们这边走 - 嗯 好 - This way. There we go. - Yeah, all right.
你穿的是睡衣吗 Are you wearing pyjamas?
我们能不能别像 Can we just stop twittering
市场里的鱼贩子那么聊了 专心点好吗 like fishwives at the market and concentrate?
- 喔 喔 喔 - 把门打开 后退点 后退点 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Open the door. Back up, back up.
不 不 那边 No, no, that way.
走 好了 走 Go. Right, go.
- 现在回厨房去 - 走 - Get back to the kitchen now! - Move!
- 走 - 就这 就这 - Move! - Now. Now.
他比我想象的要沉 He's heavier than I thought he'd be.
- 你觉得斯大林太沉了吗 - 不 这是赞美 - Do you think Stalin's too heavy? - No, it's a compliment.
- 金子才沉 - 嗯 你肯定知道 - Gold is heavy. - Well, you'd know.
你拿的金子可不少 你个小海盗 You've looted enough of it, you saucy little pirate.
回餐厅去 Get back in the dining room!
- 好 这间 这边 这边 - 别用他的脚指路了 - Right, this one. This way, this way. - Stop using his feet.
- 不好意思 - 我们就把他放下好吗 - I'm sorry. - Can we just put him down?
- 我身上完全湿透了 - 灯 灯 灯 - I'm absolutely soaked. - Lamp. Lamp, lamp.
- 让开点 - 不 等一下...让开 让开 - Out of the way. - No, wait a minute... move, move.
米高扬 别挡着 快点 Mikoyan, move out of the way, quickly.
- 不行 我不行 - 该死的 - I can't, I can't. - Fucking hell!
- 操了 老天啊 - 把他翻过去 - Fuck. Jesus Christ! - Turn him over.
我操 我为这身西服去量了三次呢 三次 Fuck me! Three fittings I had for this suit. Three.
他看上去安排好了 He looks ready now.
- 我需要杯伏特加 - 我要去洗一洗 - I need a vodka. - I need a wash.
但我们没摔着他 我们干的不错 But we didn't drop him. Well done, us.
哦 我口袋里还有他妈的番茄 Oh, I still got fucking tomato in my pocket.
还是那么好笑 It's still funny.
好了 同志们 现在我们到表决人数了 All right, comrades, now that we're quorate,
我提议我们叫一名医生 I propose we call a doctor.
所有最好的医生都在古拉格 不然就死了 All the best doctors are in the gulag, or dead.
嗯 对 因为他们想杀了老大 Yes, yes, because they tried to kill the boss.
所以任何留在莫斯科的医生都不是好医生 So any doctor still in Moscow is not a good doctor.
大家觉得请个坏医生怎么样 What are people's thoughts on getting a bad doctor?
你他妈说什么呢 简直疯了 What the fuck are you talking about? That's mad.
如果他恢复了 发现了呢 What if he recovers and finds out?
如果他恢复了 那是我们找了个好医生 Well, if he recovers, then we got a good doctor,
如果他没恢复 那我们没找到好医生 但他也不知道 and if he doesn't recover, then we didn't, but he won't know.
那个谁叫什么来着... What was the name of the...
那个给我们医生证据的女人 that woman who gave evidence against the doctors?
- 季马舒克 - 对 - Timashuk. - Yes.
她拥有这种情况下我们所需的一切 She's got everything we require for the situation.
留在莫斯科地区所有医生的地址 The location of all the remaining doctors in the Moscow area,
已经验证过的求生欲 还有口交的天赋 a proven desire to survive and a talent for fellatio.
嗯 好 我投她一票 Yeah, right, she gets my vote.
好 让她给我们找点医生来 Good. Let her find us some doctors.
嗯 如果出了岔子 我们就栽在吸吸女士头上 Yeah, and if it goes badly, we pin it all on Lady Suck Suck.
- 之后我们枪毙了她 - 嗯 这样能行 - Then we shoot her. - Yes, that would work.
你看吧 委员会能成事 You see? We're better as a committee.
我们走 Let's go.
你好好睡一大觉吧 老头子 You have a nice long sleep, old man.
之后我接手了 I'll take it from here.
就是他 他就在那 那里 That's him. That's him there. There.
求你了 我什么错事都没做 Please, I've done nothing wrong.
把听诊器拿上 Take the stethoscope.
季马舒克同志 我六年前就退休了 Comrade Timashuk, I retired six years ago.
- 给他穿上那件大褂 - 求你了 我... - Get that coat on him. - Please, I...
听着 我能供出名字 Look, I can give you names.
- 快点 别反抗了 - 我的狗怎么办 - Come on. Stop resisting. - What about my dog?
- 太吓人了 - 快点 - This is appalling. - Hurry up.
让他到车里去 Get him in the van.
我们找到不少你的老朋友 We found some old friends of yours.
我之前从来没见过他们 I've never met them before in my life.
那 莫洛托夫被从名单上划掉了 So, Molotov's off the list.
嗯 贝利亚下手很快 Yes, Beria's moving fast.
但我们投票还可以赢他 But we can still outvote him.
老实说 我总觉得应该是你 I always thought it would be you,
来接任斯大林的位置 to fill Stalin's shoes, if I'm honest.
不是马林科夫 Not Malenkov.
谁知道联盟的未来如何呢 Who knows the future of the Union?
联盟可以改一改 Well, the Union could really use change.
现在老头子不在 搞些改革... Maybe some reforms now that the old man...
不 尼基 No, Nicky.
没人需要拉帮结派 Nobody needs factionalism.
你说拉帮结派 You want factionalism?
那一对他妈的阿伯特和科斯特罗呢 What about those two, fucking Abbott and Costello over there?
老天 Christ.
我撒尿的时候 我总试着去看护卫的眼睛 When I piss, I try to make eye contact with an officer.
他一天就毁了 Ruins their day.
我撒尿的时候 我撒在一个护卫身上 他一天也毁了 When I piss, I try to piss on an officer. Also ruins their day.
我们应该盯着点卡冈诺维奇 We should keep an eye on Kaganovich.
嗯 还有赫鲁晓夫 他总说个不停 Yeah, Khrushchev too, his talking goat.
赫鲁晓夫 我这辈子都逼别人讲话 Khrushchev. I spend my life making people talk.
但我没法让那个蠢货闭嘴 I can't shut that gabbling idiot up.
我们要巩固我们的权威 提高莫斯科的安全等级 We need to assert our authority, increase security in Moscow.
我们应该把斯大林的孩子找来 We should get Stalin's children here.
瓦西里会瘫在一池子的伏特加里 Vasily will be lying face down in a ditch full of vodka.
- 但斯韦特兰娜 - 群众喜爱她 - But Svetlana... - The people love her.
- 我要去找她来 - 部长同志们 - I'm gonna get her in. - Comrade ministers!
- 斯韦特兰娜来了 - 我到了 我在这呢 - Svetlana is here! - I'm here. I'm over here!
- 斯韦特兰娜 - 斯韦特兰娜 - Svetlana! - Svetlana!
干 竞赛这就开始了 Shit. The race has started.
这样 我们得开始 All right, we need to start
起草一份计划 我们需要改变 putting together a plan. We need change.
暂停逮捕行动 释放囚犯 Put a halt to the arrests, prison releases,
甚至改革教会 maybe even reform the Church.
你怎么做到一边跑一边做计划的 How can you run and plot at the same time?
你好 斯韦特兰娜 Hello! Svetlana!
- 他们想抢你的先 - 在哪 - They're trying to cut you off. - Where?
太明显了 斯韦特兰娜 It's obvious. Svetlana!
- 斯韦特兰娜 - 斯韦特兰娜 - Svetlana! - Svetlana!
- 哦 我亲爱的 - 他在哪 - Oh, my darling. - Where is he?
- 我父亲在哪 我想... - 哦 亲爱的 - Where's my father? I would like... - Oh, my dear.
- 我真遗憾 - 我想见他 - I'm so sorry. - I would like to see him.
- 是的 当然了 - 他在哪 - Yes, of course. - Where is he?
我们带你进去 他在床上 We'll take you inside. He's in bed.
老天啊 看看那边的香草园 God Almighty! Look at that herb garden.
没人再去照料了吗 Does nobody tend it any more?
人们都不吃香料了吗 Do people no longer eat herbs any more?
大家只吃杂草了吗 Do they only eat weeds?
- 来吧 我们带你进去见他 - 瓦西里在哪 - Come on, we'll take you to see him. - Where is Vasily?
- 我会把你哥哥找来的 - 帮上大忙了 - I will get your brother here. - Most helpful.
- 好了 - 她想找瓦西里 - All right. - She wants Vasily.
如果要让瓦西里来的话 If Vasily is coming, granted,
我们应该准备好茶和点心 we should probably have tea and buns.
- 我们去准备些茶和点心 - 让他醒酒 - We'll get some buns and some tea. - Soak up the vodka.
怎么 What?
我看到你和大个子之前在林子里呢 I saw you and Big Boy out in the woods earlier.
- 嗯 - 里边有熊 - Yeah. - There's bears in there.
孩子 你最好小心点 You'd better watch your step, son.
这里边也有熊啊 Well, there's bears in here too.
快点 打啊 打好点 Come on, play! Play better!
哦 天啊 Oh, Jesus.
我们对阵匈牙利的时候 可以用那些枪吗 When we play Hungary, are we allowed to use guns?
飞机坠毁之后这是我能找到最好的人了 These are the best I could find since the plane crash.
什么飞机坠毁 从来就没有飞机坠毁 What plane crash? There was never a plane crash.
有飞机坠毁吗 苏联的飞机不会坠毁 Was there a plane crash? Soviet planes do not crash.
斯大林的儿子也不会搞砸 And Stalin's son does not fuck up.
老天 Christ!
我们还有博布罗夫 他没上飞机 We have Bobrov. He wasn't on the plane.
什么飞机 What plane?
博布罗夫 Bobrov!
- 快点 击球 - 不 - Go on. Hit it. - No!
他吓坏了 屁股后边的冰一路都是黄色的 He's terrified, practically leaving a trail of yellow ice!
你是教练 就教他们 You're the coach. Coach them
让他们变得和死的那队人一样强 so they're as good as the dead team was.
- 不然我就杀了你 好吗 - 很抱歉 还有好的 - Or I'll have you killed, okay? - Apologies. And agreed.
或者我就亲自来吧 Or I'll just do it myself.
快点 打好点 Come on! Play on!
过去打球 别管我 Play through! Ignore me!
拿球 传球 击球 Get it. Give it. Hit it.
瓦西里 Vasily.
打好点 你们这群娘娘腔 Play better, you clattering fannies!
来 Come.
哦 操 他们知道坠毁了吗 Oh, fuck! Do they know about the crash?
给我点喝的 我还得喝一杯 把酒壶给我 Give me a drink. I've got time for a drink. Give me the flask.
不 不 No, no.
你得到你父亲的行宫来 You are to come to your father's dacha.
那架飞机就不该起飞 The plane should never have taken off.
你认为我这么伟大的人 Do you suppose that just because I am who I am
就能预测冰雪暴吗 that I can predict an ice storm?
冰雪暴 你是说 Ice storm? Are you saying
我们的国家队出事了吗 something's happened to our national team?
- 什么事都没有 - 你他妈干什么呢 - Nothing's happened. - What the fuck are you doing?
我爸会把你们装上车拉到西伯利亚去 My father will have you saddled and ridden to Siberia,
你们这群粗鲁的蠢货 you rude fucking pies.
这些都是很棒的医生 亲爱的 最好的医生 These are good doctors, my dear. They're the best.
他们看上去就像精神病患 They look like mental patients.
他们是要唱歌听吗 为什么都站成一排 Are they going to sing for us? Why are they standing in a line?
我们听着吧 Let's have it.
对斯大林同志做出小组评估后 Following a group assessment of Comrade Stalin,
我们达成了一致结论 we've arrived at the unanimous conclusion,
建立在集体发现上... based on a collective finding...
求你让他别说了 Please put him out of his misery.
斯大林同志有脑出血 Comrade Stalin has had a cerebral haemorrhage.
他右侧的躯体已经瘫痪 The right side of his body is paralysed.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
恢复的几率有多大 What is the chance of recovery?
很难说 It is hard to say.
放松 我不会亲你 他会不会恢复 会还是不会 Relax. I'm not gonna kiss you. Will he recover, yes or no?
不会了 No.
- 不会吗 - 不 - No? - No.
结束了 It's over.
结束了 It's over!
我要另外的诊断意见 我不相信这些人说的... I want a second opinion. I don't trust these creatures to...
- 我是说 你多大了 - 我二十九了 - I mean, how old are you? - I'm 29.
你撒谎 你多大了 That's a lie. How old are you?
你看上去和死了一样 You look dead.
我认识斯大林格勒的人 我认识莫斯科的人 I know people in Stalingrad. I know people in Moscow.
不 不 不 我们把所有医生都叫来了 没有别的诊断了 No, no, no. We have all the doctors. There is no other opinion.
- 哦 神啊 - 由此而始 - Oh, God. - And so it begins.
哦 神啊 Oh, God!
我为斯大林哭泣 我为人民群众哭泣 I cry for Stalin. I cry for all the people.
- 我为... - 勇敢点 - I cry for the... - Courage.
勇敢点 小小鸟 我们在这陪着你 Courage, little bird. We're here for you.
最重要的 我们为你而哭泣 Most of all, we cry for you,
小小...鸟 little... bird.
我们献上眼泪 当然不是作为礼物 We offer our tears, though not as a gift, of course.
哦 神啊 Oh, God.
我要莫斯科现在就戒严 I want Moscow cauterised, now.
截断城市通路 Cut off the city.
- 莫斯科关了 没人能进去 - 尤其是你 - Moscow's closed. No-one gets in. - Especially you.
内务部向每个检查站派遣军官 NKVD to displace army officers at every station.
军队退回军营去 我们接手 Army back to barracks. We're taking over.
把莫洛托夫从最后的名单上去掉 Remove Molotov from that last list.
执行我们的名单 Implement our lists.
新名单 New lists.
女士们先生们 要改换新天了 Ladies and gentlemen, reset your watches.
- 新名单 - 新名单 - New lists. - New lists.
新名单 New lists.
来寻宝吗 同志 Trophy hunting, comrade?
哦 斯韦特兰娜 不 不 我是... Oh, Svetlana. No, no. I was...
我们只是想为你父亲的健康祝一杯酒 We were just about to make a toast to your father's health
我知道他在这放着些很好的伏特加 and I know he kept some fine vodka here somewhere.
嗯 你找到总比瓦西里找到好 Well, better you find it than my brother.
嗯对 瓦西里 Ah, yes. Vasily.
我联系到他了 他在路上 I got a hold of him and he's on his way.
- 哦... - 斯韦特兰娜 我想... - Oh... - Svetlana, I wanted to...
有一天我哥哥真的骑着一只猪经过这里 There was one day when my brother just rode a pig through here.
- 那场面肯定一团糟 - 真的糟透了 - That must have been messy. - It was terribly messy.
我父亲气坏了 And my father was so cross.
爸爸就在房间里绕着圈子追他 Papa just chased him around the room in a circle.
就在这绕着沙发 就在这 你看 Right here around this sofa, just there, look.
嗯 我想让你知道无论发生什么 Yes, I wanted to let you know that no matter what happens,
我永远不会让你和你的哥哥受到一点伤害 I will never ever let any harm come to you or your brother.
- 谁说伤害的事了 - 不 我没这么说 - Who said anything about harm? - No, that's what I'm saying.
你知道有谁想伤害我们吗 You know somebody wants to harm us?
- 告诉我 我要求知道 - 如果某人... - Tell me. I demand to know. - If someone...
不 我不该用"伤害那个词的" No. I should not have used the word "Harm".
嗯 但你还是一直在说"伤害"这个词 为什么 Yes. But you keep mentioning the word "Harm". Why?
如果任何人想要...你 他们要先过我这一关 If anyone tries to... you, they'll have to get through me first.
我的父亲要死了 My father's going to die.
我还得让你来照顾我 I'm going to have you to look after me.
我是说 我还不如像母亲一样自杀呢 I mean, I may as well just shoot myself like Mother.
斯韦特兰娜 我们需要坚强 Svetlana, we need to be strong.
谁把灯放到椅子上的 Who would put a lamp on a chair?
我们要坚强 永不畏惧 We need to be strong and never afraid.
我本来没害怕 现在我害怕了 I wasn't afraid. Now I am afraid.
不需要 如果任何伤害... Don't be, because if any harm...
天 我是说... God, I actually...
不敢相信你又这么说了一次 can't believe you said that again.
快来 老大醒了 Quick! The boss is back!
- 哦 - 快点 - Ohh! - Come on!
- 爸爸 - 奇迹 - Papa! - A miracle.
斯大林是不可战胜的 Stalin is invincible.
老大把死神送回盐矿里去了 The boss has shipped death back to the salt mine.
怎么了 这不可能 What's happening? This is impossible...
而且 而且 太棒了 and... and... and wonderful.
- 他在指... - 怎么了 头 - He's pointing... - What is it, Chief?
或许他在指定他的继任者 Maybe he's appointing his successor.
是这样吗 Do you think?
- 不 - 应该不是 - No. - Maybe not.
- 他在... - 是那幅画 - What's he... - It's the painting.
他在指那幅画 He's pointing at the painting.
等等 你们知道他什么意思吗 Hold on. You know what he's saying?
他在说 "我就是羔羊" He is saying, "I am the lamb."
我就是羔羊 而你 你 我的孩子 赋予了我生命 "I am the lamb and you, you, my children, have given me life."
对 Yes!
或者羔羊是人民群众 奶是社会主义 Or the lamb is the people and the milk is socialism.
或许他才是奶 Maybe he's the milk.
或许你是乳头呢 Maybe you're the tit.
- 或许他只想喝点什么 - 喝一杯奶 - Maybe he just wants a drink. - A drink of milk.
- 有可能 - 拿奶来 快点 - Possible. - Milk here! Immediately!
- 别拿奶 水 水 - 而且别倒在角里 倒在桌子里 - Not milk. Water. Water. - And not in a horn. In a glass.
那 第一名 So, Top Boy.
你他妈给自己的头发抹油了吗 You had your hair fucking embalmed or something?
为了他和人民群众我需要这么做 I owe it to him and the people.
- 会需要拍照片的 - 哦 对 - There's going to be photos. - Oh, right.
你是个英雄 卢科姆斯基同志 You're a hero, Comrade Lukomsky.
这有时会发生而我... This sometimes happens and I...
我极度高兴 I'm incredibly pleased.
我不会忘记的 I won't forget it.
同志 Comrade.
我们像你要求的一直坚守岗位 We've remained at our post as you ordered.
请问我们现在能撤岗了吗 Might we respectfully stand down from our position?
贝利亚 Beria...
...他去世了 ...he's dead.
- 哦天啊 - 真是操了 - Oh, Jesus! - Fuck my boots!
哦 老天啊 Oh, my God.
我真抱歉 老大 我希望我能替你承受这些 I'm sorry, boss. I wish I could take it for you.
厚头骨 你知道的 这头骨特别强壮坚硬 Thick skull, you know. It's an incredibly strong, hard skull.
闭嘴 Shut up.
我们需要考虑主席团了 We need to think about the Presidium.
对 继任 我们需要... Yes, succession. We need to...
哦 操 那是他的... Oh, fuck. That's his...
谁拿来的唱片机 Who organised the Wurlitzer?
- 这是台呼吸器 - 你用了吗 - It's a respirator. - Did you use it?
- 不 这是美国的 - 是哪的 - No. It's American. - It's what?
- 是他的医院来的 - 是他的主意 - It's from his hospital. - It was his idea.
我们就假装以上六句话完全没有发生过 Let's just pretend these last six sentences never happened.
因为如果他们发现我们带进来... Because if they ever find out that we brought in...
你们对我父亲做了什么 你们这群豺狼 凶手 What are you doing to my father, you jackals? Murderers!
- 你们杀了他 - 瓦西里 你父亲已经去世了 - You'll kill him! - Vasily, your father is dead.
你们在分赃 别碰他的脑子 You're dividing the spoils. Leave his brain alone!
- 你多大了 - 我够大 - How old are you? - I'm old.
你才不够大 你甚至都不是个人 You're not old! You're not even a person!
你是颗睾丸 你全是毛攒起来的 You're a testicle! You're made mostly of hair!
- 瓦西里 - 你们尝尝这个吧 - Vasily... - Here's your fucking harvest.
给你尝尝 Here it is.
别折磨他了 我不会... Leave the man alone! I will not...
不 别让他开枪 No! Don't let him shoot!
- 拿走他的枪 - 瓦西里 - Just get the gun off him. - Vasily!
- 让她过来 - 记住爸爸说过的话 - Let her through. - Remember what Papa said.
他们要拿机器把他的脑子灌满美国谎言 They have a machine filling his brain with American lies.
"河要慢渡 "Wade gently through the river
因为毒蛇鳄鱼环伺" because there are snakes and crocodiles."
没事的 瓦西里 一切都会好的 It's okay, Vasily. Everything's gonna be fine.
- 现在不是特别好 是吧 - 嗯 对 不是特别好 - This is not exactly fine, is it? - No, well, not exactly fine.
我父亲在那躺在 头被切开了 My father's lying there with his head open.
嗯 你父亲去世了 你哥哥在乱开枪 Yes, your father is dead. Your brother is shooting a gun.
确实不是太好 你说的对 It's not fine. You're right.
过来 我们走 Come on. There we go.
你们都犯了一个致命的错误 You have all made a deadly mistake.
- 借过 - 对了 你走吧 小猫 - Excuse me. - That's right. Off you go, kitten.
哦 别闹了 Oh, come on.
- 就别让他碰枪 - 我也有分量 - Just keep the gun away from him. - I've got loads, anyway.
你忘了怎么敬礼了吗 Have you forgotten how to salute?
- 没有 先生 - 那就对我敬礼 - No, sir. - Then salute me.
这是对你的警告 Now, let that be a warning.
"坚强" 我听到我父亲说 "Be strong," I hear my father say.
快点 快 快 Come on, chop, chop.
贝利亚接你出去 Beria's picked you out.
就照他说的做 Just do as he says.
- 我的车在这边 - 不 她和我们在一起更好 - My car is right this way. - No, no. She'll be happier with us.
好 但我们得走了 我们走 Okay, but we need to go. Let's go.
- 我们莫斯科见 - 再见 - See you in Moscow. - See you.
啊 不错 Ah, nice.
我们得第一个过去 不 让我们先过去 We need to go through first! No, let us go first!
走 走 走 Go, go, go!
走 Go!
操 怎么 我们掉到最后了吗 Shit. What, are we last now? Come on.
同志们 我们与你们共悲痛 Comrades, we share your grief.
在外面集合等待下一步指示 You will assemble outside for further instructions.
所有职员都到车上去 对了 快点 All staff into the transport. Yes, that's it, hurry up.
快点 动一动 到车上去 Come on, get a move on. In the transports, please.
她他妈是从哪来的 带她出去 Where the fuck did she come from? Get her out!
手脚轻点行吗 快点 Gently with that, will you? Hurry up.
就这样 撤出所有东西 That's it, everything out.
替身 我猜他们的合同到期了 Lookalikes. I think their contract's up.
这边走 This way.
- 你 和我来 - 我不明白 - You, come with me. - But I don't understand.
快点 这边走 Come on. Just this way.
你们可以退下了 You can stand down.
厨房里有吃的 Food in the kitchen.
站住 Halt!
转移出去 Move them out!
最后一车 出发 Last one! Move it out!
"会有一段哀悼的时期" 17号文件 IV
又见面了 Hello again.
你在这呢 There you are.
你很安静啊 You're very quiet.
看田野里小小桦树 See the little birch in the meadow.
看那叶子随风起舞 See the leaves dancing when the wind blows.
不唱吗 No?
别这样 你的嗓音曾经那么美好 葆琳娜 莫洛托娃 Well, come on, your voice was once so beautiful, Polina Molotova.
哦 对了 不好意思 忘了说 Oh, yes, sorry, meant to say.
斯大林死了 Stalin's dead.
不 那个斯大林 No. The Stalin?
我们的斯大林 Our Stalin?
嗯 你的斯大林 Yeah, your Stalin.
那个把你关进来那个 The one who put you here.
来吧 Come on.
替莫洛托夫同志给你好好打扮一下 Let's smarten you up for Comrade Molotov.
好孩子 来 Good girl. Come on.
哦 抱歉 亲爱的 有工作 我会给你补上的 Oh, sorry, darling. Work. I'll make it up to you.
把床单拿来让她洗了 Fetch the mattress and have her washed.
好的 Okay.
对 进去吧 进去 Right, get in there. Go on.
对 和我来 快点 Right, with me. Come on.
好了 水壶 摊子 花 对 拿着那个 All right, jug, rug, flowers. Right, grab that.
- 西-西蒙诺夫 是吧 - 是的 先生 - S-Slimonov, isn't it? - Yes, sir.
再-再见了 西-西蒙诺夫 See you l-later, S-Slimonov.
来吧 Come on.
给你新买了条很好的连衣裙 很好的裙子 Bought you a lovely new dress, a nice dress.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
老天 你看上去就像 Christ. You look like
要被埋到石灰坑里一样 you're about to be bulldozed into a lime pit.
用下你的厕所 Need your toilet.
你想让我揪着你的头发吗 Do you want me to hold back your hair?
葆琳娜总替我这么做 Polina always used to do that for me.
哦 不用 吐不出来 Oh, no. Nothing's coming up.
伪反应 Futile gesture.
听着 我想邀请你到明天的中央委员会会议上 Listen, I wanted to invite you to tomorrow's Committee meeting.
会议 Meeting?
什么会议 为什么我不知道有会议 What meeting? Why didn't I know about a meeting?
斯大林和贝利亚把你放到名单上了 Stalin and Beria put you on a list.
斯大林 Stalin?
哦 我一定深深的辜负了他 我做什么了 Oh, I must have wronged him so badly. What did I do?
不 什么都没做 你还不明白吗 贝利亚 是他想要你出局 No, nothing. Don't you see? Beria, he wants you out.
我近来和布尔加宁同志谈起 Now, I've been talking with Comrade Bulganin.
不 不 No. No.
我觉得他说的对 我们可以得到多数票 I think he's right. We can outvote them.
不 不 这是拉帮结派 斯大林不喜欢拉帮结派 No, no. This is factionalism. Stalin didn't like factionalism.
哦 斯大林已经死了 Oh, Stalin is dead!
我都看过他体内了 操 我们必须行动 I've seen inside of him. For fuck's sake, we have to act.
我不敢相信他走了 I can't believe he's gone.
你得等水慢慢填满 You have to wait for it to fill up.
他妈的公寓 Fucking apartments.
听我说 Listen to me.
贝利亚把葆琳娜杀了 Beria had Polina killed.
相信你一定想过... Now, surely you must have wanted to...
反对党组织吗 我 Act against the party? Me?
- 没有吗 - 没有 从没有过 - No? - No, never.
- 真的吗 - 真的 - Really? - No.
- 一次都没有吗 - 一次都没有 - Not once? - Not once.
你好 有人在家吗 Hello? Anyone home?
- 你来这干嘛 - 你来这干嘛 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
我们只是闲聊 We were just chatting.
关于葆琳娜的事 About Polina.
- 嗯 你们敢相信吗 - 奸诈的母猪 - Well, well, would you believe it? - Treacherous sow.
或许她是个被陷害被误会的女人 Or a wronged woman who was framed.
不 不 她是个罪犯 No, no. She was a criminal.
她死了我很高兴 I'm glad she's dead.
对 因为 她背叛了党 Right, because, well, she betrayed the party.
- 她密谋反对斯大林 - 不 尼基 说错了 - She plotted against Stalin. - No, Nicky. False narrative.
- 不 不 她是寄生虫 - 她是寄生虫 - No, no, she was a parasite. - She was a parasite.
她背叛了我们所有人 呃 实际上 证据是有点单薄 She betrayed all of us, and, in fact, the evidence was flimsy.
没有证人 而且看啊 葆琳娜回来了 There were no witnesses. And look. Polina's back.
真的是你吗 Is it really you?
哦 我的葆琳娜 我不敢相信 Oh, my Polina. Oh, I can't believe it.
看啊 大家 看 Oh, look, everyone, look.
- 我的小葆琳娜回来了 - 我回来了 - My little Polinka's back. - I am back.
我替你保护了她 维亚切斯拉夫 I kept her safe for you, Vyacheslav.
而我替你保护了他 葆琳娜 And I kept him safe for you, Polina.
- 我有那么多想对你说的 - 好 - I've got so much to tell you. - Good.
- 我买了条狗... - 喔 - I've bought a dog... - Oh?
太多变化发生了 So many changes to come.
有些变化你一定很喜欢 尼基 And you're gonna like some of them, Nicky.
你能回来真的太好了 It's great to have you back.
你好啊 甜心 Hello, my sweet.
你们是父母吗 You're the parents?
谢谢 你们应该走了 Thank you. You should go now.
准备好了吗 We ready?
"副手将担任总书记的职责" 18号文件 iii
那 我没说好千万别拍 好吗 Now, please don't go until I say, okay?
你听到了吗 Did you hear me?
好 Okay.
好了吗 不错吗 Yes? It's good?
我想再试一张目光望向远处的 I'd like to try one with a faraway look.
同志 Comrade,
我安排了晚些时候的 I've scheduled some telephone
一些电话 包括与各类成员... calls later with various members of the...
我听不清 你能再说一遍吗 I can't hear you. Can you say that again?
抱歉 我在晚些时候安排了电话... I'm sorry. I've scheduled some telephone calls later with...
- 那晚些再告诉我 - 当然 - Then tell me later. - Of course.
影帝卡洛夫先生 很荣幸见到你 很喜爱您的作品 Mr Karloff, what an honour. Love your work.
想拍点彩色电影吗 Thinking of doing anything in colour?
我要和你说点东西 I need to talk to you about something.
不好意思等我一下 Would you please excuse me?
我马上就回来 I'll be right back.
你再也...再也不要... Don't you ever... ever...
在人前羞辱我... humiliate me again in front of...
我是苏维埃联盟的总书记 I am the General Secretary of the Soviet Union.
抱歉 是我越线了 Apologies. A line has been crossed.
替人民保持风貌是我的职责 It is my duty to look good for the people.
- 当然 - 啊 同志 抱歉 - Of course. - Ah, comrade, apologies.
我不会安排座位表的 交给布拉瓦茨基 I'm not gonna do the seating plan. Give it to Blavatsky.
- 要论坐着他才是行家 - 当然 谢谢 - He's expert at sitting on his arse. - Of course. Thank you.
- 中央委员会会议... - 哦 对 对 - The Committee meeting... - Oh, yes, yes.
呃 第一条 这些名单和这些逮捕 Um, item one: these lists and these arrests.
我觉得我们...我们是不是应该缓一缓 I think we... Should we take that down just a gear?
或者直接叫停 Or hold off altogether?
- 冻结了 - 冻结了 对 - Freeze them? - Freeze, yes.
天才的想法 是的 我们可以冻结逮捕行动 Excellent thought. Yes, we could freeze arrests.
我们甚至可以释放一些低阶囚犯 We could even release some low-level prisoners.
我操 我是说...我是说 好 Fuck me. I mean... I mean, yes.
但那老头子会... But what would the old man...
哦 斯大林...斯大林 Oh, Stalin... Stalin
摧毁了现状 建立了新状况 destroyed the status quo and he built a new one.
他做出的改变是激进而世俗的 The changes he made were both radical and popular.
- 自由化确实是激进的 - 世俗的 - Liberalisation would be radical. - Popular.
- 激进的 - 也是世俗的 - Radical. - And popular.
你现在拿来的什么狗屁 I will deal with whatever horseshit
我之后会处理的 you have presently.
- 实际上 我想让你看看这个 - 过来吧 - Actually, I'd like you to see this. - Come on through.
你记得斯大林和小女孩的那张有名的照片吗 You remember that famous photo of Stalin and the little girl?
嗯 Yes.
呃 我在想照一张你和女孩的照片 Well, I was thinking a photo of, you and the girl.
传承性 Continuity.
这样我们可以显示出 And this way we're showing
斯大林的和蔼也在向前推进 对吧 Stalin's humanity moving forward, right?
嗯 Yeah.
抱歉对你说的话 找到那女孩 I'm sorry about all that. Find the girl.
- 我们应该去委员会了 - 我们走 - We should head to the Committee. - We are.
那我就提出31号文件的释放 So I'll outline the releases under Article 31.
- 好的 - 好 - Yes, please. - Okay.
请意识到这不是什么见风使舵的伎俩 Please, understand that this is not some cynical ploy.
我是说 这些改革都是正确的改革 I mean, these reforms are correct reforms.
完全理解 Totally understood.
你穿着紧身衣吗 Are you wearing a corset?
是条带子 我后背不好 It's a girdle. I have a bad back.
是功能性的 不是变装 It's functional. It's not cosmetic.
你穿的还不错 You wear it well.
我们就把这当成对你慎言的考验吧 好吗 Let's make this a test of your discretion, shall we?
当然 当然 Of course. Of course.
- 根据... - 我宣布会议开始 - So, in accordance... - I call this meeting to order.
抱歉 My apologies.
那 不违背他的意愿下 我提议马林科夫同志 So, in accordance with his will, I propose Comrade Malenkov
提名为部长会议主席 be named Chairman of the Council of Ministers
和党的总书记 and General Secretary of the Party.
而我提议贝利亚同志 And I propose Comrade Beria
成为部长会议第一副主席 for First Vice-Chairman, Council of Ministers.
那 我们投票吧 有谁赞成 So, let's take a vote. Those in favour?
那是两个不同的提议 Those are two separate proposals.
我建议我们一次投一个提议 有谁同意 I suggest we vote one at a time. Those in favour?
我不确定到底在投什么 I'm unsure of what's being proposed.
我刚说了提议的内容了 我刚说的 I just said what was being proposed. I just said it.
你是在妨碍我们 And you're being obstructionist.
贝利亚同志身兼 Comrade Beria is busy combining his role
内务和安全部长 够忙了 as Minister for both Interior and Security.
如果有人可以分担一下 Wouldn't it be kinder if someone else
副主席的负担不是挺好吗 carried the happy burden of Vice-Chairman?
我感谢赫鲁晓夫同志的关心 I thank Comrade Khrushchev for his concern,
但我完全能够同时做好两件事 but I'm perfectly capable of doing two things at once.
- 这是三件事 - 要拿个算盘进来吗 - Well, it's three things. - Should we bring in an abacus?
好了 我们对两项提议投票吧 All right, let's move to a vote on both proposals.
好吗 一是我担任...你们知道的 All right? First me as... you know,
二是贝利亚同志担任副主席 and Comrade Beria as Vice-Chairman.
有谁赞成 All those in favour?
得到... Carried...
一...致通过 u... nanimously.
好 下一个 Right, next.
我们需要有人来管理葬礼事宜 We need someone to take charge of the funeral.
- 赫鲁晓夫同志怎么样 - 这又是哪来的 - What about Comrade Khrushchev? - Where's this coming from?
我正式提议赫鲁晓夫同志 I formally propose Comrade Khrushchev
光荣担任组织葬礼一职 be given the honour of organising the funeral.
什么 别闹了 我没时间干那个 What? Come on, I don't have any time to do that.
如果我能同时做三件事 你至少能做两件嘛 What if I can do three things at once, you can at least do two.
我对葬礼有什么了解 What do I know about funerals?
你说你想尊重他的遗产的 You said you wanted to honour his legacy.
你昨晚在卫生间和我说的 You told me last night in the bathroom.
- 有谁赞...有谁赞成 - 有谁赞成 - All those in... all those in favour? - All those in favour?
不 呃... No, uh...
实际上 我觉得你能干好的 Well, I think you'd be good, actually, you know.
一致通过 Passed unanimously.
尼基·赫鲁晓夫 葬礼主管 很适合你 Nicky Khrushchev, funeral director. It suits you.
- 对 - 反正你那张脸适合 - Yeah. - It suits that face, anyway.
- 贝利亚通知 - 我提议暂停驱逐出境 - Comrade Beria. - I propose a halt to deportations,
释放一些根据31号文件 the release of some existing
扣留的人员 还有停止 detainees under Article 31 and the suspension
所有在三天前被正式批准的逮捕 of all arrests that were officially sanctioned three days ago.
喔 喔 那是用斯大林最后的名单给你们擦屁股 Whoa, whoa. That's like wiping your arse on Stalin's final list.
- 不 不 不 - 这是明显的修正主义 - No, no, no. - This is demonstrably revisionist.
释放我们三天前逮捕的人 Releasing people we arrested
会让我们看起来愚不可及 three days ago will make us look cretinous.
听着 斯大林被误导了 Listen, Stalin was misled.
- 我们被误导了 - 是吗 - We were misled. - Really?
是的 所以应该找到并惩罚该为此负责的人 Yes. So the people responsible should be found and punished.
你骗谁呢 拉夫连季 你自己吗 Who are you kidding, Lavrenti, yourself?
我们在通过那些名单的时候都知道自己做了什么 We all knew what we were doing when we signed those lists.
斯大林摧毁了现有原有状况...又重建了 Stalin destroyed the status quo... and he rebuilt it.
他是自由主义的 He was liberal.
- 激进 - 他很激进 - Radical. - He was radical.
这是贝利亚同志明目张胆地 This is a blatant attempt by Comrade Beria
收买群众的支持 to buy the support of the public.
我以为你会喜欢 I thought you were in favour
更自由派的手段呢 改革家同志 of a more liberal approach, Comrade Reformer.
有谁赞成暂停逮捕 All those in favour of pausing the arrests,
暂停处决的 of pausing the executions?
有谁赞成 All those in favour?
我一直对斯大林忠心耿耿 向来如此 Hmm. I've always been loyal to Stalin. Always.
这些逮捕是斯大林批准的 And these arrests were authorised by Stalin.
但斯大林也同样忠于集体领导 But Stalin was also loyal to the collective leadership,
那是真正的忠诚 and that is true loyalty.
但是 他也有钢铁般的意志 坚定 决绝 However, he also had an iron will, undeviating, strong.
我们是否应该不受其影响 坚持我们相信的呢 Should we not do the same and stick to what we believed in?
不 No.
要使其强健 必须用对集体领导的信仰 It is stronger still to forge our own beliefs
塑造我们自己的信仰 with the beliefs of the collective leadership.
我现在...说完了 Which I have now... done.
得到...一致通过 谢谢你 Carried... unanimously. Thank you.
我会处理释放的事 I'll oversee the releases.
我们让联邦从紧身衣里解脱了 We have loosened the Union's great corset.
尼基 你可有不少花束和颜色要看了 Nicky, you've some bouquets and swatches to look at.
葬礼自己可办不起来 A funeral doesn't organise itself.
西伯利亚 伏尔加监狱
- 斯大林万岁 - 斯大林死了 现在马林科夫管事 - Long live Stalin. - Stalin's dead. Malenkov's in charge.
- 别开枪 - 马林科夫万... - Stop shooting. - Long live Malenk...
赦免即刻生效 Amnesty effective immediately.
贝利亚同志的命令 我们该撤了 我们走 Orders of Comrade Beria. We're moving out. Let's go.
快点 我们走 Come on, let's go.
出来 Come on.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God!
哦 Ohh!
别搞太多那个 他又不是克拉克盖博 Not too much on that. He's not Clark Gable, okay?
有人能拿个掸子过来吗 Can somebody get a duster up there?
上边的蜘蛛网都大到能抓羊了 We've got a cobweb large enough to snag a sheep.
我们15分钟后就开始了 We're opening in 15 minutes.
那 前面的帘子 同志 Now, for the curtains at the front, comrade,
你想要有褶的 还是没褶的 do you want ruched, not ruched?
- 随便 我不在乎 - 没褶的 - Whatever. I don't care. - Not ruched?
- 那就不错 那个... - 有褶的 还是没褶的 - That's good. That's... - Ruched? Not ruched?
- 有褶的 - 你能别这样了吗 - Ruched? - Would you stop with this?
为什么你觉得我在乎这个 啊 告辞 Why do you think I care? Ah, excuse me.
- 修好那个按钮 - 欢迎 同志 - Fix that button. - Welcome, comrades.
修补部部长怎么样了 How's the Minister for Fixtures and Fittings?
挺好的 我很享受 It's going well. I'm enjoying it.
- 嗯 你很有激情的样子 - 嗯... - Yes, you're very passionate. - Well...
好 要有褶的 谢谢你 Yes, the ruched, please. Thank you.
- 你做的很棒 - 我知道 - You're doing a great job. - I know.
你们好啊 这些是... Well, hello. Are these...
- 哦 - 这些是我的... - Oh. - These my...
哪一个是我的女孩 Which one of these is my girl?
我们找不到那个真正的女孩 先生 We couldn't find the actual girl, sir.
这些是一些可能的替代人选 These are some possible alternatives.
不 不 我想要你找到... No, no, I want you to find... Excuse me.
我想让你找到那个照片里的女孩 I want you to find the girl in the photograph.
你明白吗 国家就靠她了 Do you understand? The nation depends on it.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 - Thank you. - Thank you.
好了 孩子们 All right, girls, the
白雪国王没批准 过去等着吧 Snow King does not approve. Wait over there.
出什么事了 那个照片里的女孩在哪 What happened? Where's the girl in the photograph?
我们找不到真正那个女孩 We couldn't find the actual girl.
我还以为内务部的 I thought the entire point
全部意义就在于知道每个人的动向 of the NKVD was to know everyone's whereabouts.
- 是 先生 - 是 先生 是 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir, yes.
- 给我找到他 你个骆驼屌 - 赫鲁晓夫同志 - So, you find her, you camel cock. - Comrade Khrushchev.
- 玛丽亚 薇妮雅敏诺夫娜 - 对 - Maria Veniaminovna. - Yes.
抱歉让你听到那个 但他却是就是个骆驼屌 I'm sorry that you heard that, but he is a camel cock.
- 你怎么样 玛利亚 - 斯大林 - How are you, Maria? - Stalin?
嗯 你想去看看吗 Yes. You want to have a look?
贝利亚同志 这是玛利亚 今晚她演奏钢琴 Comrade Beria, this is Maria. She'll be playing piano tonight.
- 很高兴见到你 - 同志 - Good to meet you. - Comrade.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
小 他看上去真小 Small. He looks so small.
- 悲伤的一天 士兵 - 是的 先生 - Sad day, soldier. - Yes, sir.
悲伤的一天 Sad day.
阿斯拉诺夫 你个帅小伙 Aslanov. You handsome devil.
把你用袍子裹着 我都想亲自上了你 Stick you in a frock, I'd fucking ride you raw myself.
- 我就当这是夸我了 - 别 - I will take that as a compliment. - Yeah, don't.
战争英雄怎么才能 Right, what's a war hero got to do
给这里活跃一下气氛呢？ to get some lubrication round here?
陆军元帅朱可夫 苏联军队实权人物
啊 大元帅 Ah, Generalissimo.
他就在那 多伟大的人 There he is, eh, the great man.
我见过很多死亡 但...这场是重大的损失 I've seen a lot of death, but that... that is a loss.
告诉我点事 Tell me something.
为什么全莫斯科的军队都被内务部的人换掉了 Why has the army been replaced by the NKVD all over Moscow?
别看我在笑 我他妈可非常生气 I mean, I'm smiling, but I am very fucking furious.
也许是时候让尤金娜同志 Perhaps this is a good time for Comrade Yudina
去为那些宝贵的手指做准备了 to go and prepare those precious fingers.
是的 等一下 上将 Yes. One moment, General.
我今晚会和你详谈的 I will properly catch up with you this evening.
- 我很期待 - 你从来不吻我的手 - I'm looking forward to it. - You never kiss my hand any more.
- 我教尼基塔的侄子弹钢琴 - 是的 - I taught Nikita's niece to play. - Yes, you did.
沙龙上的演奏真不错 That was quite the salon recital.
哦 你还去沙龙 太有意思了 Oh, I love the idea of you at a salon.
你是不是也有派对绝活啊 打嗝唱个字母表吗 Do you have a party trick? Burping the alphabet?
马林科夫同志 按您要求 尖颧骨版的 Comrade Malenkov, with sharper cheekbones, as requested.
尖的 不尖的 尖的 不尖的 Sharp. Not sharp. Sharp. Not sharp.
我想要... I would like...
...把那幅毁掉 谢谢 ...that one destroyed, thank you.
祝你今晚的表演好运 Good luck with the performance tonight, by the way.
- 谢谢你 - 那么多音符[纸条] 也不会磕巴 - Thank you. - Nerve-racking, so many notes.
- 是的 - 就像你给斯大林那张一样 - Yes. - Like your one to Stalin.
在我手里 Which I have.
这边走 Come this way.
为什么军队都被限制在军营里 Why has the army been confined to barracks?
这是我的决定 马林科夫同志支持的 The decision was mine, supported by Comrade Malenkov.
哦 是真的吗 Mm-hmm. Oh, was it indeed?
是吧 格奥尔基 是你的主意吗 That right, Georgy? It was your call?
嗯 是的 当然了 我们必须做出决定 Um, yes, of course. We had to make a decision.
我们在谈城市的安全问题 We're discussing the city's security.
- 我知道 - 老天啊 - I know. - Jesus Christ.
可可香奈儿在你头上拉了泡屎吗 Did Coco Chanel take a shit on your head?
- 不 没有 - 听着 听着 - No, he did not. - Listen, listen.
莫斯科人多的会沸反盈天的 Moscow's gonna be boiling with people.
他那些内务部的小猴子不会知道该怎么办的 His little fucking apes at the NKVD won't know what to do.
会有数以千计的民众 There's gonna be thousands of civilians
从全俄罗斯赶来 flooding in from all over Russia.
不 我们从源头上控制人流 No, we're controlling the crowd at source.
所有到莫斯科的火车和大巴都取消了 All trains and vans to Moscow have been cancelled.
- 你不能这么做 - 等一下 - You can't do that. - Wait a minute.
人民有权来看望他 People have a right to see him.
- 哦 别这样 不 不 不 - 只是暂时的 - Oh, come on. No, no, no. - Just temporarily.
我来管葬礼 我来管火车 你说的是屁话 好吗 I'm the funeral. I'm the trains. This is horseshit, okay?
我一直在和 I've been picking out
那个瘦版希特勒挑葬礼的帘子... funeral cushions with Slim Hitler over there...
这个印花布 那个塔夫绸 然后你就这样吗 calico this, taffeta that, and you've done what?
不行 我要管火车 我要火车恢复 No, I'm the trains and I want them back.
嗯 看看谁能发号施令 哦 好像是我 Well, let's see who can mobilise first. Oh, seems to be me!
你个阴险小人 You sneaky little shit.
我们要开门了 And we're opening the doors.
"遗体将会在圆柱大庭供瞻仰三天" 18号文件 V
好 慢慢走 非常好 对 就这样 Good. Steady pace. Very good. Yes, just like that.
真是惊人啊 不是吗 Rather overwhelming, isn't it?
而且也没人让他们这么做 是吧 And nobody's making them do this, are they?
- 不 没有 - 没有 - No, no. - No.
请绕到右边去 谢谢 Just round to the right. Thank you.
我猜你不想坐着吧 I don't suppose you want a chair?
哦 不 不 不 我不能坐着 Oh, no, no, no. I can't sit down.
在他死之后我都没坐过 I haven't sat down since he died.
就是不能 他太伟大了 One can't. He was too big.
嗯 Yes.
你记得阿列克谢吗 Do you remember Alexei?
- 我记得所有人 这是我的天赋 - 哦 - I remember everyone. It's a gift. - Oh.
你还记得他笑的样子吗 Do you remember the way he used to laugh?
- 阿列克谢 卡普勒 对 对 - 对 - Alexei Kapler, yes, yes. - Yes.
嗯 对你很特别的人 当然了 Yes, special to you, of course.
有些不合适的联系人 Some unsuitable associates.
悲剧啊 真的 Tragic, really.
我...我很遗憾 I'm... I'm so sorry.
嗯 我想让你带他回来 Yes, well, I want you to bring him back.
就像你把莫洛托夫的妻子带回来那样 The way that you brought Molotov's wife back.
她... She...
- 我一直留着她... - 嗯 但我只想要一个人 - Well, I'd kept her as... - Yeah, but I just want one person.
就一个人 Just one person.
- 哦 亲爱的 - 求你了 - Oh, my darling. - Please.
为你 我愿意尝试不可能之事 For you, I will attempt the impossible.
可以的话请不要停 谢谢 Keep it moving if you can. Thank you.
还有很多人呢 A lot of people to process.
哦 他妈的花粉 他们应该用这玩意做炸弹 Oh, fucking pollen. They should make gas bombs out of the stuff.
等等 等等 进不来的 Wait, wait, wait. That's not gonna fit.
- 那东西比那块地方都大 - 往后退 退 - It's larger than the region itself. - Go back. Go back.
放倒 Hunker down.
转一点 A quarter turn.
走那条线 Through on that line.
- 葆琳娜怎么样 - 她不错 - How's Polina? - She's well.
我能感受到她对于她背叛的忏悔 I can sense how sorry she is for her treachery.
老天啊 是主教们 Jesus Christ, it's the bishops.
我们不是把那群怪人禁了吗 I thought we'd banned those freaks.
他们过去的时候往他们身上打喷嚏 Sneeze on the bastards as they go past.
- 是你邀请他们的吗 - 不是 - Did you invite them? - No.
- 问问贝利亚是不是他请来主教的 - 别给我下命令 - Ask Beria if he invited the bishops. - Don't give me orders.
问问贝利亚是不是他请来的主教 Ask Beria if he invited the bishops.
- 是你请来的主教吗 - 是 - Did you invite the bishops? - Yes.
- 是 - 什么 - Yes. - Well?
他说是 He said yes.
我要给红场上的每个人发张券 I'm going to give everyone in Red Square a voucher
让他们可以往他的蠢脸上揍一拳 permitting one kick each to his stupid face.
他是要吃点草吗 Is he asking for some delicious hay?
不 他描绘了一个很复杂的票券系统 No, he said something quite complicated about a voucher system.
问尼基塔为什么他他妈的会请主教来 Ask Nikita why in God's arse he invited the bishops.
- 不 我已经解释了为什么... - 问尼基塔 - No, I've already explained why... - Ask Nikita.
你和他说... You tell him...
- 算了 换位置 - 不 - Never mind. Swap. - No.
- 就和我换一下 - 我说了不 - Just swap with me. - I said no.
我们可以假装这是典礼的一部分 We can make it look like it's part of the ceremony.
你他妈到底在干吗 What the fuck are you doing?
衣冠禽兽们 婊子们 Buttoned-up sacks of shit! Fleabags!
这我要替你处理吗 Should I handle this for you?
外国人 一桩邪恶的罪行已经犯下 Foreigners. A vile crime has been perpetrated.
穿大褂的多毛怪物把我父亲的脑子取出来 Hairy monsters in coats have scooped out my father's brain
把它送到美国去了 and sent it to America.
那些叛徒 舔着蛋和屌 And these traitors, sucking the cocks and balls...
...舔着锡安主义者的蛋和屌 ...sucking the cocks and balls of Zionist...
纽约...纽约穿着衬裙的同性恋锡安主义者 New York... New York Zionist queers in petticoats.
看他们 看到了吗 那就是偷脑子的贼 Look at them. You see? Those brain thieves.
- 别翻译这个 - 我看着你呢 注意点我 - Do not translate this. - I see you. Heed me.
- 隔壁有食物 先生们 - 我是斯大林的儿子 - There's food next door, gentlemen. - I'm Stalin's son!
你无法放倒我 我是不会倒下的 You will not take me down. I will not go down!
请 这边走 我很抱歉 很抱歉 Please, this side. I'm sorry. I apologise.
我不会闭... I will not be silen...
我知道冰球队的事 I know about the hockey team.
- 我致以深切的... - 起来 这就对了 - I'm most deeply... - Up we go. That's it.
谢谢你们所有人的... Thank you all for your...
医疗兵 Medic!
今天可没有 Not today!
你他妈就是那套制服的污点 给我好好表现 You're a fucking stain on that uniform. You fucking behave.
出什么事了 What is going on?
他有点过于激动了 斯韦特兰娜 He felt a little overwhelmed, Svetlana.
伤害 这就是最典型的伤害 Harm. This is a perfect example of harm.
- 他没事的 - 过来 起来 - He's okay. - Come here. Get up.
- 谁干的 - 我干的 而且很享受 - Who did this? - I did, and I enjoyed it.
我忍他好久了 It's been a long time coming.
你们有没有人... If any of you...
...可以做点什么... ...should do anything...
好 我都说完了 Right, well, that's me told.
我要代表全红军吃一顿自助餐 I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet.
你们这群姑娘自己玩吧 You girls enjoy yourself.
你没事吧 他摔的很惨 Are you all right? He fell very hard.
为什么你就让他那么做了 Why did you let him do that?
对 我应该用我的脸拦下他的拳头的 Yes, I should have intercepted his fist with my face.
我想在我父亲的葬礼上发表一个演讲 I want to make a speech at my father's funeral.
- 我还想上了格蕾丝·凯利呢 - 我不在乎 - And I want to fuck Grace Kelly. - I simply don't care.
我想在我父亲的葬礼上发表一个演讲 I want to make a speech at my father's funeral.
马林科夫同志 你的看法是 Comrade Malenkov, your view?
呃 我觉得... Well, I think, um...
这件事... it can be, um...
- 不...不成问题 - 啊 - no... no problem. - Ah...
理论上 是的 但实际上... Technically, yes, but practically...
有程序上的冲突 There are programmatic complications.
我觉得我说"不成问题"的时候说错了 You know, I think I misspoke when I said, "No problem."
我想说的是"不" What I meant was, "No."
"成问题" "Problem."
忽略我的话 我...没问题 Ignore me. I'm... It's no problem.
- 好 我就当是答应了 - 去办吧 尼基塔 - Yes. I take that as a yes. - Go ahead, Nikita.
我会调整时间表把他挤进去的‘ I will unlock the schedule and squeeze him in.
谁都别想挤我 I will not be squeezed.
有时最短的演讲才最打动人心 Sometimes the shortest speeches are the most memorable.
- 那也不一定 - 真对 鱼 吃鱼吧 - Well, that's as maybe. - True. Fish! Let's eat.
- 到底出什么事了 - 我不... - What's going on? - I don't...
我很期待飞机飞过之前 I look forward to the five garbled words
他能挤出来那零碎五个词 we afford him before we start the flypast.
嘿 我们得谈谈 先是火车 又是主教 Hey, we need to talk. First the trains, now the bishops.
现在我们还和谁好着呢 Who else are we pals with now?
- 你有请几个老纳粹来吗 - 告辞 - You invite any old Nazis? - Excuse me.
这边的楼梯就像乞力马扎罗山一样难爬 These stairs are like climbing Mount Kilimanjaro.
我的汗真是流到不行了 I'm more sweat than man.
- 你们解决瓦西里的事了吗 - 嗯 解决了 - Did you see off Vasily? - Yes, we did.
你给我揽下这个葬礼真是谢谢你了 And thank you for landing me this funeral.
得了吧 尼基 你很享受嘛 Come on, Nicky. You're enjoying it.
但为什么你要请主教们来呢 But why did you have to invite the bishops?
什么 你以为是我请那些耶稣的男朋友们来的吗 What, you think I wanted those boyfriends of Christ here?
那是他的主意 That was his idea.
拉夫连季 你最应该知道 Lavrenti, you of all people must know
宗教从来就不是... that religion has never been part of...
就凭你还对我说教 你站在圆柱大厅里 You lecturing me? You standing in the Hall of Columns
还坚持说葆琳娜的自责呢 still insisting on Polina's guilt?
呃 她...她是 Well, she... she is...
- 呃 抱歉 或许我不该... - 哦 得了吧 - Um, sorry. Maybe I shouldn't have... - Oh, come on.
不 不 我都听到了 你们俩都在她自己的公寓里 No, no. You both called the blameless Polina Molotova
叫无辜的葆琳娜·莫洛托娃叛徒 寄生虫 a traitor and a parasite in her own apartment. I heard you.
她确实有罪啊 你给她定的罪 She was guilty. You found her guilty.
斯大林同意了 没人怀疑过 And Stalin agreed. Nobody doubted.
没人怀疑过 你瞧 过去式 Nobody doubted. Past tense, you see.
在你们怀念的美好旧时光里 这种小纰漏 In the good old days you pine for, that sort of dissonance
就能让你们俩都被枪毙 你们俩 would have had you both shot. Both of you.
哦 这他妈只不过是文字游戏 Oh, this is just fucking wordplay.
哦 是吗 Oh, is it?
与党派路线保持一致 嗯 斯大林是这么要求的 Allegiance to the party line, hm? That was what Stalin demanded.
对吗 莫洛托夫同志 Correct, Comrade Molotov?
呃 与党派路线保持一致 对 Um, allegiance to the party line? Yes.
那偏离党派路线 And defiance of the party line,
那就表明你是一个叛徒 是吧 that would mark you out as a traitor, wouldn't it?
我很羞愧 我...我... I'm ashamed and I... I...
我请求你原谅我自私的欺骗行为 I beg your forgiveness for my selfish deceitfulness,
我要回去安慰葆琳娜了 and I will go and reassure Polina.
你他妈真是张口就来 You're just making this shit up as you go along.
- 这是什么把戏 拉夫连季 - 哦 别歇斯底里了 - What game is this, Lavrenti? - Oh, don't be hysterical.
- 我们时代已经不同了 - 怎么 你现在成好人了吗 - We're in a new reality. - What, you're the good guy now?
你把半个国家的人都关起来了 You locked up half the nation.
你揍他们 强奸他们 杀害他们 You beat them, you raped them, you killed them.
对 现在是我放了他们 Yes, and now I'm releasing them.
你可不会相信有多少人得到自由了 And you won't believe how many will be free.
那你现在想让人们群众爱你 是吧 So now you want the public to love you, is that it?
你像对人的身体做的那样随意摆弄真相 You're bending and cracking the truth like a human body.
真相 The truth?
你请你那个小三妓女钢琴家来为葬礼演奏 This from the man who invited his bit-on-the-side whore pianist
而她可发誓要杀了斯大林 而斯大林现在死了 to play at the funeral, even though she swore to kill Stalin,
你也配说真相 who's now dead.
喔 你他妈到底在说什么玩意 Whoa. What the barrelling fuck are you talking about?
她想要斯大林死 她和你的家庭有往来 She wanted Stalin dead and she knows your family.
她教你侄子弹钢琴呢 记得吗 She taught your niece to play, remember?
我觉得你应该读读这个 I think you should read this.
这是一份便条的复印件 It's the copy of a note
在斯大林身体旁边发现的 钢琴师写的 I found by Stalin's body, from the pianist.
算你走运我们现在活在新苏联了 It's lucky we both now live in the new Soviet Union
不然你和你老婆还有你全家 or you and your wife and your family
都会变成火葬场粪坑里的一撮灰 would be a pile of dust on the floor of a crematorium toilet.
克布罗夫 我胃在叫了 Kobulov! My stomach's rumbling.
这幢楼里有奶酪吗 Is there any cheese in this building?
不 我现在没工夫管这破事 No, I don't have time for that shit right now.
等等 等等 回来 回来 Wait, wait, wait. Come back, come back.
不是你 走 No, go.
新安全令 所有火车恢复 知道吗 New security orders. Restart the trains, all right?
开放城关 让人们进到莫斯科来 Open the city's borders and let the people back into Moscow.
他们有权见到老头子 They deserve to see the old man.
看贝利亚那伙人拿这个怎么办 Let's see how Beria's goons cope with that.
到莫斯科的火车五分钟后发车 Train to Moscow in five minutes!
- 出什么事了 - 火车都载着他们进来了 - What's going on? - Trains are bringing them in.
安静 安静 安静 Quiet. Quiet, quiet.
回头 Turn around!
- 这是警戒区域 - 我们来见斯大林同志 - This is a secure area! - We've come to see Comrade Stalin!
回去 回去 回去 Back. Get back. Back!
回去 Back.
- 别过来 - 别往前走了 - Stay back. - Stay where you are!
朝他们头顶开枪 Fire over their heads.
别让他们过去 Don't let them through!
这是你写的 是吧 This is your work, is it?
怎么 有拼写错误吗 Why? Are there spelling mistakes?
你知不知道贝利亚究竟是怎样的人啊 Do you have any idea what kind of man Beria is?
他在把人民从监狱放出来 He's releasing people from prison.
那是我的主意 我本来要这么做的 That was my idea. I was going to do that.
我才是改革家 我 I'm the reformer. Me.
你他妈别笑我 Don't you fucking laugh at me.
我本来要把主教们放出来 I was going to release the bishops.
- 你不是讨厌教会吗 - 确实讨厌 - I thought you hated the Church. - I do!
就告诉我不是这样吧 是你写的吗 Just tell me it's not true. Did you write this?
斯大林杀了我的家人 我的朋友 Stalin killed my family, my friends.
- 齐奈达·莱赫 库保钦斯基 - 库保...你认识库保钦斯基 - Zinaida Reich, Kuperchinski. - Kup... You knew Kuperchinski?
你光说出他的名字我就应该把你送去枪毙 I should have you shot just for saying his name.
尼基塔·谢尔盖耶维奇同志 您了解我 我... Comrade Nikita Sergeyevich, you know me. I...
停 不 我...我不了解你 你不了解我 Stop. No, I... I don't know you. You don't know me.
你他妈教的侄子钢琴课 仅此而已 You fucking taught my niece piano lessons. That's it.
你没看出来贝利亚现在的用意吗 他把我和你搭在一起了 Don't you see what Beria's done now? He's tied me to you.
我们在一根绳上了 We are tied together.
- 就像绑着石头 - 我知道 - Like a rock... - I know.
...在下沉然后... ...that's sinking and...
但我相信死后有不朽的生命 But I'm confident of everlasting life.
那个脑子正常的人会想要不朽的生命 Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life?
这些话真的没完没了 The endless conversation.
钢琴课吗 尼基 指法如何 Piano lessons, Nicky? How's the fingering?
她弹的调门够高 是吧 She hit the high note, did she?
升F调? F sharp?
两个小丑 只会说一个笑话 Yeah, two clowns, one joke between you.
你们他妈再好好练练吧 Work on your fucking material.
有些事发生了 Something's happening over there.
我讨厌他 我讨厌她 他妈的贱货 I hate him. Hate her. Fucking wet box.
- 你能不能亲切点就好 - 我知道怎么办 - Can you please just be cordial? - I know the drill.
微笑 握手 努力别叫他们贱逼 Smile, shake hands and try not to call them a cunt.
完美 那样就完美了 Perfect. That's perfect.
- 多少人 - 一千五 - How many? - 1500.
- 死亡吗 - 对 - Dead? - Yes.
- 我需要一个有军队的人 - 部长同志 - I need a man with an army. - Comrade minister.
我找到她了 她...在照片之后个头长了点 I found her. She's uh... grown a little since the photograph.
她都和鸵鸟一样大了 不行 She's the size of an ostrich. No.
好了 我们能回到我本来的主意吗 Okay, can we just go back to my original idea
找个小一点的女孩 看起来像她的 and find a girl who looks like her but little?
最高这么高 在裤子上划一道记住了 No higher than this. Chalk it on your fucking trousers.
现代士兵最大的恐惧 Modern soldier's greatest fear.
不是死亡 不是饥饿 It's not death. It's not starvation.
而是摩擦 It's chafing.
之后他在希特勒的堡垒上插旗了 And then he planted the flag on Hitler's bunker
不然是他一拳打倒一头熊了 or he knocked the bear out with one punch.
总之 他是位战争英雄 我们告辞 Either way, the man's a war hero. Excuse us, please.
听着 那是戈培尔的堡垒 不是希特勒的 Listen, it was Goebbels' bunker, not Hitler's.
听我说 我是那个让火车重新运作的人 Listen to me. I was the one who put the trains back on.
- 将军同志.. - 滚开 - Comrade General... - Fuck off!
不然我就一拳把你轰成渣 Or I'll punch you into a sticky pulp.
- 谢谢了 - 你他妈当时怎么想的 - Thank you. - What the fuck were you thinking?
我不清楚 好吧 但是我这么做了 I don't know, okay, but I did it.
- 我真的需要你的帮助 - 帮你干嘛 - And I really need your help. - To do what?
街上的尸体都堆成山了 There's bodies fucking piling up in the street.
有点晚了 不是吗 It's a bit late, isn't it.
如果我们找个不受我们控制的人... What if we blame this on someone...
- 等等 - 怪到他的头上 - Wait. - ...who's out of control.
尼基 小心你接下来要说的话 Nicky, be very careful what you say next.
谁 Who?
贝利亚 Beria.
我必须上报此次对话 I'm gonna have to report this conversation.
威胁对主席团任何成员 Threatening to do harm
造成伤害或妨碍其行为都... or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of...
你自己看看你的脸 Look at your fucking face.
尼基塔·赫鲁晓夫 Nikita Khrushchev.
- 你的胆子比克里姆林宫都大 - 停下 别闹了 你加入吗 - - You balls like Kremlin domes. - Stop. Be serious. Are you in?
我加入 我加入 那个蠢材以为他能接手红军呢 I'm in, I'm in. That fucker thinks he can take on the Red Army.
我操翻了德国 我觉得我 I fucked Germany. I think I
还是可以在他头上拉泡屎的 can take a flesh lump in a fucking waistcoat.
- 必须得是明天 - 明天 - It's got to be tomorrow. - Tomorrow?
怎么 你要忙着洗头还是什么 Sorry. You busy washing your hair or what?
明天是葬礼 Tomorrow's the funeral.
嗯 只有明天 Yeah, the day that the
整个军队都拿着枪在城里 entire fucking army's in town with their guns.
很完美 That's perfect.
但我们需要主席团同意 每一个人 But we need the Presidium on board. Every one of them.
嗯 嗯 嗯...马林科夫有点困难 Yeah, yeah, yeah... Malenkov's a bit tricky.
- 不 我们需要每个人都参加 - 我会说服他的 - No. We need fucking all of them. - Well, I'll get him.
- 多少人 -一千五 - How many? - 1500.
找到赫鲁晓夫 我要和他说说他的未来 Find Khrushchev. I want to talk to him about his future.
也说不了多久 A very short conversation.
你能不能帮我一个忙 我一边说话你一边点头 If you could do me a favour and just nod as I'm speaking.
人民都来向我寻求安慰 People are looking to me for reassurance
而我完全不知道发生了什么 and I have no idea what is going on.
我们会控制这个状况的 We will bring the situation under control.
秩序会被恢复 Order will be restored.
这个白痴重启了火车 This moron has restarted the trains.
而你的人吓尿了裤子 杀了一千五百人 And your men pissed their pants and killed 1500 people.
我们是在控制人群 We were controlling the crowd.
那些人本来不应该在那的 Those people weren't supposed to be there.
你是怪他们 Are you blaming the dead
死的不是地方 for their own death?
我告诉你到底会怪到谁头上 I'm gonna tell you who's going to be blamed.
会怪到我头上 I am going to be blamed.
会怪到我们所有人头上 This shit sack is going to be blamed.
我们走吧 Let's get out of here.
- 同志 你的女孩 一个女孩 - 啊 这多好啊 - Comrade, your girl. A girl. - Ah! There you are.
我们准备好在露台挥手了吗 Are we ready for the balcony wave?
谁来扛这一坨狗屎的责任 Who's gonna carry the can for this farrago of shit?
很简单 赫鲁晓夫 他让火车重新开始通行的 That's easy. Khrushchev. He put the trains back on.
而你们把下火车的人都杀了 And you shot the people getting off them.
- 嗯 他说的有道理 - 不 他没有 - Yes, he has a point. - No, he doesn't.
尼基塔·赫鲁晓夫没有任何道理可言 There's no point to Nikita Khrushchev.
呃 那这怎么样 我们怪到安全部队头上 Well, how about this? We blame the security forces.
好吗 底层的军官没把持住 Right? Hothead officers on the ground.
抱歉 不好意思 Sorry. I'm sorry.
你的脑子还能用吗 Do you still possess a working brain?
你个蠢驴 我就是安全部队 You dumb animal. I am the security forces
我才不会提这场灾难背锅当坏人呢 and I'm not gonna be made the villain for this catastrophe.
即使责任在你头上 我们抱团就好 Look, even if you do get blamed, we close ranks.
有人要对你发难 得先经过我们 If anyone has a pop at you, they have to come through us first.
嗯 好主意 把女孩给我 好吗 Yes, good idea. Give me the girl. All right?
- 其中有很多的确是你的责任 - 你个没骨头的小人 - A lot of this is your own doing. - You spineless rat.
你只是我们挂出来的穿着紧身衣的一具尸体 You're just a cadaver we propped up in a corset.
- 哦... - 嘿 嘿 冷静点 - Ohh... - Hey, hey, easy.
你们所有人是时候 It's time all of you
想想是谁保护了你们的安全了 realised who kept the daggers out of your backs.
对我他妈尊重点 我有...我有... Show some fucking respect. I... I've got... I've got...
我有文件 我有你们所有人的文件 I've got documents. I have documents on all of you.
你 1937年 三月十三号 You, 13th of March, 1937.
佐洛托夫审判 四十二死 173人流放 Zolotov trials. Forty-two dead, 173 exiled.
- 是你干的 - 贝利亚 够了 - Your signature. - Beria, that's enough!
嗯 你亲手批准杀了自己的兄弟 Yeah, well, you signed off the life of your own brother!
哦 你觉得那么做容易吗 你个混蛋 Oh, you think that was easy? You bastard!
巴格罗夫 戈列夫 Bagrov, Gorev.
你良心还过得去吗 How did your conscience accommodate that?
还有济科夫 济科夫 可怜的 无辜的 纯朴的济科夫 And Zykov! Zykov! Poor blameless, guileless Zykov.
你们所有人 All of you!
你们所有人 我有你们所有人的文件 All of you. I have documents on all of you!
我知道你们做了什么 I've seen what you've done.
我知道真相 都记下来了 I know the truth. It's all written down.
都记在一个非常...非常长的单子上了 It's all written down on a very... on a very fucking long list!
都捡起来 Just pick them up.
说完了吗 嗯 Are we done? Hm?
我们明天在葬礼之后开会 We will convene tomorrow after the funeral.
我会找几个替罪羊 I will nominate some scapegoats.
我们可以找几个开了枪的军官 We can arraign a couple of the officers who fired.
- 完全没影响 - 你没事吗 - No harm done. - Are you okay?
只有同志和朋友才能这样对彼此嚷嚷 Only comrades and friends could shout at each other like this.
对 那我们在委员会上安排好这个 好了吗 Right, so we'll fix this in committee, all right?
嗯 嗯...他是在利用你 格奥尔基 Right, right... He's using you, Georgy.
他利用完你 他就会杀了你 He's using you and then he's gonna kill you.
- 你看到那些文件了 - 你在说什么呢 - You saw those papers. - What are you talking about?
天啊 尼基 他指的是你们 他没指我 Jesus, Nicky, he was pointing at you. He wasn't pointing at me.
不 他说了"你们所有人" No, he said "All of you".
不 不 我在那边来着 No, no. I was over there, you know?
- 他是这样"你们所有人" - 对 "你们所有人" - And he went "All of you". - Yeah, "All of you".
- 不 不 - 是这样 - No, no. - Yes.
- "你们所有人" - 我们所有人 - "All of you." - All of us.
不 他说的是"你们所有人" No, he said "All of you".
知道吗 你们所有人都滚他妈的吧 You know, all of you can kiss my Russian arse.
你们所有人 All of you.
去露台 我们走 On the balcony. Let's go.
为什么莫洛托夫一大早要见我们 Why did Molotov want to meet us at dawn?
- 他要决斗一场吗 - 他说他想早点说 - Is he planning a duel? - Said he wanted to start early.
凶手 Murderer!
你杀了几百人 尼基 You killed hundreds, Nicky.
你想要的隆重葬礼如愿以偿了吧 You certainly got your big funeral.
- 我已经后悔了 - 进车里来 - I'm regretting this already. - Get in the car.
- 什么 - 没法说 进车里来 - What? - Can't talk. Get in the car.
我看她掉毛了 I see she moults.
这是给好奇的人听的 This is for hungry ears.
司机们 The drivers.
我们把他办了 Let's do him in.
- 谁 - 贝利亚 - Who? - Beria.
那条奸诈的毒蛇把主教放回来了 The treacherous snake brought back the bishops.
他把葆琳娜放回来了 He brought back Polina.
他明确地违背了斯大林的所有命令 He expressly ignored all Stalin's orders.
他的人对无辜群众开枪 His men opened fire on innocent people.
怪到他头上 聪明吧 啊 尼基 He'll get the blame. Clever, eh, Nicky?
嗯 贝利亚是凶手 Yes, Beria is the murderer here.
苏维埃联盟是这样建成的 不靠什么主教 This is how the Soviet Union was built. Not with bishops.
今天贝利亚要被钉在耻辱柱上了 Today Beria gets an eight-foot crucifix up his arse.
- 好 - 我的... - Good. - I've...
我的噩梦都比这个更说的通 I've had nightmares that made more sense than this.
- 现在我们有多数人选了 - 是的 - Now we have a majority. - Yes, you do.
- 你们俩 我和布尔加宁 - 米高扬和马林科夫 - You two, me and Bulganin. - Mikoyan and Malenkov.
- 没有...但我们还是多数票 - 不 不 不 - No... but we still have a majority. - No, no, no.
大家都参加或都不参加 Everyone in or not at all.
哦 得了吧 斯拉夫 你刚... 操 你刚说... Oh, come on. Slava, you just... Dammit, you just said...
- 所有人参加不然就不行 - 不... - All in or it's off. - No...
斯大林想要的是这样 委员会一起行动 This is what Stalin would have wanted. The Committee as one.
但你必须要快点行动了 同志 快点行动 不然是死 But you've got to act fast, comrade. Act fast or be dead.
是的 尼基叔叔要不快点行动 Yes, Uncle Nicky's going to be dead
他就要死了 是吧 if he doesn't get a move on, isn't he?
是的呀 Yes, he is.
我的客人怎么样了 How's my guest?
嗯 我在写我的演讲稿 还不错 Yes, I'm working on my speech. It's good.
我给你带了点东西 I've brought you something.
不 No.
我不喝了 我在喝水 I'm not drinking. I'm using water.
这只是安抚你的 It's just to calm your nerves.
好的 实际上我需要喝点这个 Yes, actually, I will need some of that.
- 不 他不能喝 - 不 我不能喝 - No. He's not drinking. - No, I'm not drinking.
- 演讲怎么样了 - 呃 巴拉巴拉... - How's the speech? - Um... ba-dum-ba-dum...
我的父亲... My father...
...是头温柔而庄严的熊 ...was a warm and mighty bear,
我们是他一亿七千万孤儿崽子 and we are his 170 million orphaned cubs.
俄罗斯崽子 格鲁吉亚崽子 亚美尼亚崽子 立陶宛... Russian cubs, Georgian cubs, Armenian cubs, Lithuanian...
你自己接着练吧 走吧 We'll leave you to it. Come on.
立陶宛崽子 So, Lithuanian cubs,
乌克兰崽子 摩尔达维亚崽子... Ukrainian cubs, Moldavian cubs...
斯韦特兰娜 Svetlana.
阿列克谢死了 Alexei's dead.
一九四九年 三月十五日 15th of March, 1949.
试图与其他十二人在科雷马越狱 Attempted escape from Kolyma with 12 others.
被处决了 我很遗憾 Executed. I'm sorry.
但你说你会找他回来的 But you said you would get him back.
听着 这超出我直接管控的范围了 Listen, it was outside my direct control.
真的不可能办到 It just wasn't possible.
是 但你说你会尝试去做不可能的事 Yes, but you said that you would attempt the impossible.
我恨醒着 醒着真的太糟 太糟了 I hate being sober. It's a terrible, terrible mood to be in.
我们不如再过一遍演讲 Why don't we go through that speech
- 好吗 - 坐下 - one more time? - Sit down.
松开我 我看到你干什么了 Get off me. I can see what you're doing.
- 我不想坐下 - 坐下 - I don't want to sit down. - Sit down.
- 我不想坐下 I don't want to sit down!
联盟的行动 Right, many terrible
包含了许多糟糕的事 things were done in the service of the Union.
有证据被伪造 Evidence was fabricated.
那些该负责的人会被找到... Those who are responsible will be found...
那你怎么对他们 把他们问到死吗 And what will you do to them? Question them to death?
你知道我这是做什么吗 You know what I'm doing?
我可以保护你和那个肥醉鬼 I'm offering you and that bloated soak my protection.
- 我们不是孩子 - 你真是个很好的倾听者 谢谢 - We are not children! - You are a real listener. Thank you.
- 我不是孩子 - 你就是 你就是 - I am not a child. - Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
我警告你 待在 And I warn you, stick by
我的身边 不然你们两个都会被其他人 my side or you will both be beaten inside out
打的皮开肉绽 吊起来喂鸟的 and strung up for the crows by the others.
我为什么要相信你 Why should I trust you?
因为只有我这么告诉你了 Because I'm the only one who's telling you.
谁都不能相信 Trust no-one.
格奥尔基 格奥尔基 格奥尔基 我们今天必须行动 Georgy, Georgy. Georgy, we have to act today.
行动 你个蠢货 Act, you limpet?
那就悲痛点 像我们其他人一样放尊重点 拜托 Act sombre, act respectful like the rest of us, please.
你理解这有多重要吗 Do you understand how important this is?
- 你能不能 - 归位 同志们 - Would you... - Places, comrades, please.
请分列在两侧...同志 非常感谢 Form up either side of the... Comrade, thank you very much.
您能不能到您的同志那边去 If you could join your comrades over here.
- 谢谢你 - 干 - Thank you. - Damn it.
好了 大家 来吧 抬起来 All right, guys, come on. Lift it up.
- 好了 - 来吧 我们走 - That's it. - Come on. Let's go.
- 哪只脚 - 左脚 - Which foot? - Left foot.
我的平衡感不太好 I don't have a good balance.
好了 对 Okay. Yes.
格奥尔基 Georgy...
现在就别说了 老天啊 Not now. God sakes.
- 格奥尔基 我们真的需要谈谈 - 闭嘴 放尊重点 - Georgy, we really have to talk. - Shut up. Have some respect.
- 马林科夫同意了吗 - 是的 百分百同意 - Is Malenkov on board? - Yes, 100 percent.
上马吧 牛仔 Saddle up, cowboy.
- 马林科夫加入我们吗 - 相信我 百分百加入 - Is Malenkov with us? - Trust me, 100 percent.
好 Yes!
- 那你也加入了吧 莫洛托夫 - 嗯 - So you're on board, then, Molotov? - Yeah.
好了 那我也参与 尼基 Okay. You've got me, then, Nicky.
准备开始表演吧 Put your dancing shoes on.
- 我该往哪边... - 左边 - Which way shall I... - Left.
好了 All right.
好 我们去抓只猪下锅 Okay, let's go and catch a pig for the pot.
斯大林对国家的爱是毫不动摇的 Stalin's love of the nation was unwavering.
所以我们必须带着我们毫不动摇的痛苦 So must we now take our unwavering pain,
我们毫不动摇的爱 our unwavering love,
与之建造出一个毫不动摇 毫不动摇的...未来 and with it build an unwavering, unwavering... future.
请缴枪 两位 Guns, please, gentlemen.
小心点这个 别走火了 Take good care of this. Don't want it going off.
今天我们暂停 我们在痛苦与悲哀中暂停 Today we pause. We pause in grief and sorrow.
但暂停本身不也是革命的一部分吗 But is not a pause in itself part of the revolution?
我觉得是 I think it is.
好了 开始吧 Okay, let's tango.
你们都听到了 先生们 开始吧 You heard him, gentlemen. Let's go.
我们必须借助斯大林本人 We must embrace our terrible loss
宽厚的心中所拥有的 with the strength and love for our nation...
对国家的爱与气力 that Stalin himself held
来接受这一惨痛的损失 in his mighty heart.
检查下隔间 Check the stalls.
我们向你们许诺权利与自由 We promise you rights and liberties...
面包...与和平 bread... and peace.
我的父亲是一个伟大的社会科学家 My father was a great social scientist.
但我们 苏维埃联盟的人民群众 But we, the people of the Soviet Union,
不是实验室的动物 are not laboratory animals.
我们全都是崽子 We are all but cubs.
俄罗斯崽子 Russian cubs,
格鲁吉亚崽子 Georgian cubs,
亚美尼亚崽子 Armenian cubs,
立陶宛崽子... Lithuanian cubs...
拉脱维亚崽子... Latvian cubs...
爱沙尼亚崽子 Estonian cubs.
- 演讲很棒 拉夫连季 - 谢谢 - Very good speech, Lavrenti. - Thank you.
嗯 "面包与和平 我就知道会受欢迎" Yes, "Bread and peace". I knew it would work.
在"只有和平"和"只有香肠"之间 It was between "Peace" And "Sausages".
都是好东西 但有根香肠你知道自己会干嘛 Both good things, but you know where you are with a sausage.
你的名号出来了 英雄马林科夫 好小子 Your name rings out. Malenkov the hero. Good lad.
瓦西里看到飞机飞过时候的脸 Vasily's face when the planes flew over.
应该毙了这个小杂碎 Should have strafed the little shit.
可怜的瓦西里 我有时觉得他就不该来这世上 Poor Vasily. I sometimes wonder if he's meant for this world.
我向你致敬 第一名 也向你的发型致敬 I salute you, Top Boy, and I salute your haircut.
- 晚安 维也纳 - 格奥尔基 - Goodnight, Vienna. - Georgy.
会议上会有行动发生 Action is gonna be taken at the meeting.
行动 什么行动 Action? What action?
这是所有人对我 Is this why everyone is
都像想上了我妹妹的原因吗 treating me like they wanna fuck my sister?
朱可夫已经拉上所有人反对贝利亚了 Zhukov has everybody on board against Beria.
- 我听到的时候 我也同意了 - 嗯 嗯 - When I heard that, I agreed too. - Yes, yes.
但朱可夫...可没在统治着联盟 But Zhukov... is not governing the Soviet Union.
是我在统治着联盟 I am governing the Soviet Union.
- 你明白了吗 - 嗯 - Do you understand that? - Yes.
我喜欢他 Now, I like him and I'll
我也愿意听听他想怎么说 be happy to listen to what he has to say.
你肯定有机会见到他的’ You'll definitely have a chance to talk to him.
或许我们可以给贝利亚降一小级 Perhaps what we can do is give Beria a slight demotion,
我说不好 渔业部长什么的 I don't know, Ministry for Fisheries.
好了 孩子们 见见你们今晚的舞伴吧 All right, boys. Meet your dates for tonight.
我选金发高个子 I'll take the tall blonde.
同志们 是时候收起我们的悲痛 Comrades, time to set aside our grief
开始书写我们伟大历史的新篇章了 and begin to write the next chapter of our great history.
- 马林科夫同志... - 继续吧 - Comrade Malenkov... - Proceed.
第一条 昨晚发生的不幸事件 Item one, the unfortunate events of yesterday evening.
很明显许多市民遗憾的死亡... It's clear that the regrettable deaths of so many citizens...
同志们 同志们 我想提一条新提议 Comrades. Comrades, I would like to propose a new agenda.
第一项 对贝利亚同志的调查 Item one, the conduct of Comrade Beria.
复议 是时候盘查一下了 Seconded. Time to take stock.
如果你是认真的提议 同志 If you have a serious proposal, comrade,
我建议"任何其他事宜" I suggest "Any Other Business".
我指控贝利亚同志 I accuse Comrade Beria
在自己的部内集中权力 of centralising power within his Ministry
弃党和中央委员会的利益于不顾... at the expense of the Party and Central Committee...
- 没有现行的议程 - 背叛苏维埃联盟 - There's no tabled motion. - ...betraying the Soviet Union.
这是对规章的大肆违背 格奥尔基 I deplore this wanton breach of protocol. Georgy.
违背个屁 这是个特设的议程 Breach, my arse! This is an ad hoc motion.
你没有好结果 格奥尔基 格奥尔基 It will end very badly for you. Georgy, Georgy!
格奥尔基 按那个你桌子下的按钮 Georgy, press the button underneath the desk.
- 按那个按钮 格奥尔基 - 什么按钮 - Press the button, Georgy. - What button?
- 逮捕这个疯子 - 按钮在哪 - Arrest that madman. - Where's the button?
祝你们好运 女士们 Good luck, ladies.
警卫 Guards!
举起手来不然我射烂你的头 Hands up or I'll shoot you in the face.
警卫 Guards!
哦 操 Oh, shit.
- 警卫 - 嘿 - Guards! - Oi!
要想活利索 还是得军队来 Want a job done properly, you call the army.
把他的腰带解了 Take his belt off.
裤子耷拉着他就跑不快了 It's hard to run away with your pants falling down.
如果你想和朱可夫将军谈谈 是时候了 If you want to talk to General Zhukov, now's your opportunity.
说吧 格奥尔基 闹政变呢 Spit it out, Georgy. Staging a coup here.
他脚踝那有把小刀 He's got a knife by his ankle.
- 你真的耻辱 - 对他的头重重踢一脚 - You're a disgrace. - Give his head a good kicking.
- 你会好受点的 - 时间都恰到好处 - Make you feel better. - All in good time.
哦 我会享受把皮 Oh, I'm gonna enjoy peeling
从你沾沾自喜的脸上扯下来的 the skin from your self-satisfied face.
用这个的话就算了吧 走吧 Not with that, you won't. Come on, then.
抱歉 同志们 Sorry, comrades.
- 走错房间了 - 阿斯拉诺夫 - Wrong room. - Aslanov.
- 去杀了他们 - 库布洛夫 - Go and kill them, will you? - Kobulov.
- 我们走吧 - 对 - Shall we? - Yes, right.
走吧 格奥尔基 来吧 走 Let's do this. Georgy, come on, now.
没了腰带西服确实不好看了 Suit doesn't really work without this belt.
哦 操 Oh, shit.
左边第三扇门 左边 Third door on the left. On the left.
我过去三十年的每一天 I have been picturing this moment
都在勾勒着今天的样子 every day for the last three decades.
把职员都逮捕 逮捕所有贝利亚的手下 Arrest the staff. Arrest all Beria's staff.
检查卧室 Check the bedrooms.
出来吧 你安全了 这边 这边走 Come out. You're safe. This way. Come out this way.
你安全了 出来 You're safe. Come out.
- 你带她下去 - 这边 - You, take her down. - This way.
这对你们来说够权威了吗 Is this magisterial enough for you all?
这场表演 这是厕所啊 This charade? This is a lavatory!
嗯 那你应该感觉到家了啊 你这坨狗屎 Well, you should feel at home, then, you little coil of shit.
我操 Fuck me.
格奥尔基的眼睛的确会跟着你转 太怪了 Georgy's eyes really do follow you round the crapper. It's weird.
为什么他们在这挂了幅我祖母的照片 Why did they hang a picture of my grandmother in here?
真是疯了 真是疯了 This is madness. This is madness.
- 他应该被审判 - 会有场审判的 轻松点 - He deserves a trial. - He'll get a trial. Take it easy.
格奥尔基 都不敢看着我的眼睛 Georgy! Can't even look me in the eye.
- 有罪 你们所有人都有罪 - 说点什么 - Guilt. Guilty, all of you. - Say nothing.
格奥尔基 你心里会过得去的 我就过去了 就花了五分钟 Georgy, you'll get over it. I did. Took me about five minutes.
还有多久军队才能来 我们现在完全四六不着 H-How long before the army's here? We're in complete limbo now.
不会久了 我们得等内务部离开克里姆林宫 Not long. We have to wait for the NKVD to leave the Kremlin.
这样的话 如果没人反对 我去上个大的 In that case, if nobody objects, I'm going to spend a kopeck.
我想 是因为激动吧 It's the excitement, I think.
好了 别开枪 Right, hold your fire.
别开枪 别开枪 Hold your fire. Hold your fire!
军队回来了 想我们了吗 The army's back. Did you miss us?
- 没收他们的武器 - 走吧 这边走 - Take their weapons. - Come on, this way.
好了 朱迪·加兰 孩子们 表演时间到 All right, Judy Garland, boys and girls. It's showtime.
格奥尔基 Georgy.
- 格奥尔基 你现在必须签了这个 - 不 不 - Georgy, you have to sign this now. - No. No.
不 他应该得到公平审判 他是我们的一员啊 No. He deserves a fair trial. He's one of us.
那图哈切夫斯基怎么说 还有皮达可夫 What about Tukhachevsky and Piatakov?
他们受审判了吗 Did they get a trial?
索科利尼科夫怎么说 What about Sokolnikov?
他求他照顾他的老母亲 Who begged him to look after his elderly mother.
那这个怪物做了什么 他在他面前掐死了她 And what did this monster do? He strangled her in front of him.
已经太晚了 It's too late.
我们仅剩的选择只有他的死亡或者他的复仇 The only choice we have is between his death or his revenge.
而你他妈必须签了这个 And you will fucking sign this.
我希望记录在案 I want it to go on record:
这不是我的第一反应 this was not my first course of action.
斯大林肯定爱死这个了 Stalin would be loving this.
进门去 Through the door.
- 把桌子摆好 - 让我过去 - Get the table. - Let me through.
让他坐在那 让他坐下 Sit him down here. Sit him down.
- 好了 好了 - 这...这就是场闹剧 - All right, all right. - This... This is a travesty!
你们都是罪恶的见证者...罪恶的闹剧 You are all witnesses to a criminal... criminal travesty.
快点 Come on!
我要求...我要求...操你的 I demand... I demand... Fuck you!
我根据文件要求我的权利... I demand my rights under Article...
- 你能不能别敲了 - 念吧 格奥尔基 - Will you stop banging? - Read it, Georgy.
- 这是你的审判 - 说吧 - Here's your trial. - Spit it out.
- 元帅 - 总书记同志 - Marshal? - Comrade General Secretary!
- 快点开始 - 念啊 - Get on with it! - Read it.
你来审判我 你来审判我 You're judging me! You're judging me!
- 是我审判你 - 操你的 - I judge you! - Fuck you!
我审判你 我审判你们所有人 你们所有人 I judge you! I judge all of you. All of you.
- 哪有逻辑可言 - 尼基 你读 - Where's the logic? - Nicky, read it.
你想让我替你读吗 Would you like me to read it for you?
- 快读 尼基 - 快点 尼基 读吧 - Read it, Nicky. - Come on, Nicky, read it.
"你被指控犯下 "You are accused
"利用自己内务大臣的身份 "Of using your position as Minister of the Interior
"谋划反对苏维埃联盟... - 叛徒 - "To plot against the Soviet Union... - Traitor!
...推进境外势力的利益" ...with the goal of forwarding the interests of foreign powers."
境外势力 哪个 他妈的月球吗 Foreign powers? Which one, the fucking moon?
"你还被指控犯下347起强奸 "You are also accused of 347 counts of rape,
变态性行为和资产阶级荒淫" "Of sexual deviancy and bourgeois immorality
还有变态地 and acts of perversion
与低至七岁孩童发生关系 with children as young as seven years old."
老贝利亚真有性致 Exotic for old Beria!
七岁大 Seven years old!
强奸犯 强奸犯 你们都是强奸犯 Rapists! Rapists! You are the rapists!
错 错 错 Error! Error! Error!
- 继续念 - 佩特拉尼科娃 13岁" - Get on with it. - "Petra Nikova, aged 13.
"纳迪娅·雷诺娃 14岁 玛戈雅·霍洛维奇 7岁" "Nadia Ranova, aged 14. Magya Holovic, aged seven."
你想自己念这份名单吗 Would you like to read the list yourself?
"你被指控叛国和反苏维埃行为 "You are accused of treason and anti-Soviet behaviour.
本庭判你有罪 判处枪决" The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot."
我说这无效 I rescind that.
带他出去 Take him out.
不 求你了 No, please!
求求你们 别毙了我 别伤害我 Please, don't shoot me! Don't hurt me.
毙了他 Shoot him!
带他出去 快点 Get him out. Come on!
出去... Get out of here...
嗯 这就办完了 Well, that's got it done.
来吧 来看看 Come on, have a look.
过来 Come on.
这是为了我们 这是为了人民 This is for us. This is for the people.
大家都开心了吗 死的不错吗 Everybody happy? Proper dead?
- 什么都毁了 拉夫连季 - 快点 把他架起来 - Ruined everything, Lavrenti. - Come on, get him up.
滚回格鲁吉亚去吧 死崽子 Fuck off back to Georgia, deadboy.
- 把他放在石头上 - 认识你真糟糕 - On the rocks. - It was shit knowing you.
谁有火 Who's got a light?
把油桶拿来 Get the cans.
我希望老头子能看到这个 I wish the old man could have seen this.
那就好了 That'll do.
他妈的 Fucking hell.
我累坏了 这一周真的太多事了 I'm knackered. It's been a busy old week.
看到了吗 老莫洛托夫还是有点精力的 You see? Old Molotov's still got some scheming left in him.
我会在历史上埋没你 I will bury you in history.
- 你听到了吗 死肥子 - 够了 - You hear me, you fat fucker? - That's enough.
够了 走吧 That's enough. Come on, now.
你闻着就像熬化了的马 混蛋烧去吧 You smell like rendered horse, you burning arsehole.
这就是你处理问题的方式 不是吗 That's how you deal with a problem, isn't it?
我很抱歉你得来这里 I'm sorry you had to be here.
我希望你没有 I hope you didn't tell
和贝利亚说你会保护他不受伤害 Beria that he was going to be safe from harm.
你会安全的 好吗 瓦西里也是 如果你听我的 You will be ‘safe, okay? Vasily, too. If you listen to me.
为什么我们不会安全 Why wouldn't we be safe?
- 你在说什么呢 - 现在安静 - What are you talking about? - Just be quiet now.
- 我拒绝每次都保持安静... - 闭嘴吧 - I refuse to be quiet every time... - Just shut up!
瓦西里待在俄罗斯 我们来照顾他 Vasily stays here in Russia where we can take care of him.
读吧 Read it.
维也纳 Vienna?
- 如果我留下 我可以照顾瓦西里 - 不 不 - If I stayed, I could contain Vasily. - No. No.
不 你去维也纳 他留下 No, you go to Vienna. He stays.
我们不能让个醉鬼疯子 We can't have a drunken madman
满世界嚷嚷他的阴谋论 spreading conspiracy theories all over the world.
- 他不...他不是坏 - 听我的 - He's not... He's not bad. - Listen to me.
- 他只是有病 - 不 不 - He's just ill. - No. No.
你理解发生了什么吗 You understand what's going on?
这就是人们为什么被杀 因为故事对不上 This is how people get killed, when their stories don't fit.
旅途安全 Safe travels.
我从没想过会是你 I never thought it would be you.
现在我们可以转过去了 Now we can turn the corner.
嗯 把所有的血腥都留在背后吧 Yeah. Put all the bloodshed behind us.
我还是有点担心马林科夫 I'm worried about Malenkov, though.
我们能相信他吗 Can we trust him?
你能相信一个软弱的人吗 Can you ever trust a weak man?
在贝利亚1953年被处决之后 中央委员会控制了联盟
1956年赫鲁晓夫将其他苏共中央成员降级 包括莫洛托夫和马林科夫
最终 他成为了苏联政府首脑和苏联武装力量总司令
直至1964年 他被列昂尼德·勃列日涅夫强制“退休”
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