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第十季 第二十四集[本季終]
《生活大爆炸》前情提要 Previously on The Big Bang Theory...
我得到了普林斯頓大學的夏季研究獎學金 I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton.
普林斯頓嗎 Princeton.
很不錯的大學 A fine institution.
阿爾伯特·愛因斯坦教過書的地方 The place where Albert Einstein taught,
萊納德也是在那里拿到博士學位 and where Leonard got his PhD,
所以那學校可能沒落了 so it may have gone downhill.
記住 我為你感到驕傲 And just remember, I'm proud of you.
你做什么我都支持你 And I support you in all that you do.
謝謝你 意義重大 Thank you. That means a lot.
還有一件事 Oh, and one last thing.
如果你在工作中碰到一位男性科學家 If you find yourself working with a male scientist,
他和我一樣聰明一樣高大 who's as smart as me, as tall as me,
留著雷神索爾的發型 and has hair like Thor,
我要你馬上遠離現場 well, then, I want you to step away from the situation
立刻給我打電話 and call me immediately.
時至今日
還適應嗎 How are you settling in?
挺好的 Pretty well.
普林斯頓的校區很棒 Princeton has a beautiful campus.
我學了幾個新澤西的有趣小知識 Now, I've learned some fun facts about New Jersey
你能拿去跟別人打開話題 to help you make small talk.
你想知道他們的州鳥或謀殺率嗎 Would you like to know the state bird or the murder rate?
說出來都會嚇你一跳 They're both shocking.
其實我想聽的是你的事 Actually, I want to hear about you.
你那邊還好嗎 How are things at home?
我這邊看到東部金翅雀 Well, I'm a lot less likely to see an Eastern Goldfinch
或者被謀殺的幾率肯定比你低 or be murdered, I'll tell you that.
我想你 I miss you.
我也想你 I miss you, too.
有件事很奇怪 It's so strange,
今天早先我用介詞結尾了一個句子 earlier today I ended a sentence with a preposition
而你卻不在我身邊糾正我語法 and you weren't there to correct my grammar.
我對你這遭遇感到抱歉 I'm sorry you had to go through that.
其實呢 In fact,
我正是因為這事而開始想念你 that's when I started to really miss you.
你剛才分裂了不定式 You know you just split an infinitive.
是嗎 Did I?
你要好好教育我嗎 Are you gonna teach me a lesson?
當然要 I am.
你這樣很不乖 It is naughty to put an adverb
在"to"跟動詞之間插入副詞 between the word "to" and the verb stem.
那你要怎么懲罰我啊 What are you gonna do about it?
我要告誡你 I'm going to admonish you.
狠狠地告誡嗎 Vigorously?
我也只會這么告誡人 That's the only kind of admonishing I do.
艾米走后 謝爾頓還好嗎 How's Sheldon doing with Amy gone?
最近三個晚上 Well, the last three nights
我帶他去剪了頭發 I've had to take him to get a haircut,
去火車模型店 去了隔壁市還有在賣 to the train store, and to a Walgreens in Arcadia
"好版本布洛芬止痛藥"的連鎖藥店 where they still have the "Good ibuprofen."
現在問問我 艾米走后 我還好嗎 Now ask me how I'm doing with Amy gone.
-艾米走后你還... -閉嘴 - How are you doing with... - Shut up.
如果有需要 我們可以幫忙啊 If you'd like, we can help you out.
那就太好了 Oh, that would be great.
不是我幫你 我是有老婆孩子的忙人了 I mean, not me, I've got a wife and child,
但這家伙閑到在社交媒體上發牙線潔牙的視頻 but this one posts video of himself flossing on Instagram.
我發的是教程好嗎 It was a tutorial.
可以 我很樂意陪陪謝爾頓 And yes, I'm happy to keep Sheldon company.
太好了 今晚他想去家居店看看梯子 Great. Tonight he wants to look at ladders at Home Depot.
他為什么會需要梯子 Oh, why does he need a ladder?
他不需要 他就是喜歡看看 He doesn't; he just likes looking at them.
記得帶本書打發時間 Bring a book.
各位 Gentlemen.
還記得諾維茨基博士嗎 You may remember Dr. Nowitzki,
她又回來加州理工讀博士后啦 She's back at Caltech for her postdoc.
-你好啊 -你們好 - Hello. - Hello.
我去幫你拿張椅子 Oh, let me bring a chair for you.
謝謝 Oh, thanks.
諾維茨基博士要跟我說說 Dr. Nowitzki's going to tell me
她在歐洲核子研究中心的研究 about the work she did at CERN.
而且她還給我帶了免稅三角巧克力 And she brought me this duty-free Toblerone.
我好愛吃這個 Oh. I love those.
我們坐別桌吧 Let's sit somewhere else.
剛發生什么事了 What just happened?
一個陌生人用巧克力棒誘拐走了謝爾頓 A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar.
等等 她不是以前一直圍著他轉的女研究生嗎 Wait, isn't she the grad student that used to follow him around?
上次出場是第2季第6集
是呢 Oh, yeah.
在他還沒進入青春期 雞雞沒發育的時候 Back before he hit puberty and grew man parts.
你們覺得他們有什么貓膩 So what do you guys think that's about?
據我對謝爾頓的了解 啥都沒有 Knowing Sheldon, nothing.
跟我說說你的標量場暗能量實驗 So, tell me about your scalar dark energy experiment.
你先跟我說說你最新的論文 Not 'til you tell me about your latest paper
圈量子理論 on quantum loop theory.
你肯定是那種要先吃甜點才吃正餐的人 You must be one of those dessert before dinner people.
他居然引她發笑了 果真是有貓膩 He just made her laugh, something's wrong.
你們看到她看他的眼神了嗎 Do you see the way she's looking at him?
看到了 就像當年伯納黛特看我那樣 Yeah. Like Bernadette used to look at me.
我跟你說過多少次了 關上浴室門 I keep telling you, close the bathroom door.
你們看到了嗎 Ah, did you see that?
她摸了他的手 他都沒甩開 She just touched his hand and he didn't swat it away.
到底怎么回事 What is happening?
最簡單的解釋通常也是最正確的解釋 Okay, the simplest explanation is usually the right one.
什么解釋 Which is?
那不是謝爾頓 That ain't Sheldon.
他們不止共進午餐 Not only did they eat together,
萊納德說謝爾頓還把她逗樂了 Leonard said he made her laugh.
那不算什么 That's nothing,
華仔說她還碰了謝爾頓的手 Howie said she touched his hand.
他用洗手液清潔了嗎 Did he Purell?
并沒有 No.
真不敢相信萊納德提了三角巧克力 I cannot believe Leonard mentioned the Toblerone
卻沒提到這個 but left that part out.
我們該打給艾米嗎 Should we call Amy?
不知道 如果沒什么的話我們不該讓她擔心 I don't know; we shouldn't worry her if it's nothing.
那我們再等等 I guess we could wait
-等掌握多一點這妹子的情況再說 -行 - till we have more information about this girl. - Yeah.
你覺得跟艾米住在一起 Do you think living with Amy
會不會莫名其妙激起謝爾頓的... has somehow stirred up Sheldon's...
性欲 sexual appetite?
你怎么能有那種想法 How can you think that?
這么惡心的句子你居然也說得出來 Why would you even put those words together?
好啦 那我們達成共識 All right, then we agree.
他不會采取任何行動 He's not making any moves,
是那個博士妞拉蒙娜太主動 it's this Dr. Ramona chick.
諾維茨基 我上網查了她 人還挺俏 Nowitzki. I Googled her, she's pretty cute.
是嗎 萊納德只告訴我 Really? All I got from Leonard
三角巧克力棒里有堅果仁 was the Toblerone bar had nuts.
聽這個 And get this,
我看見一把折疊關節梯 I saw an articulating ladder
帶雙腿水平校準 可以在不平坦的地面 with dual-leg leveling, which delivers stability
提供穩定性和適應性 and adaptability to uneven terrain.
聽起來今晚過得很充實啊 Sounds like a big night.
對啊 拉杰還講了一個超好笑的笑話 Yeah. Raj made the funniest joke, he said,
他說"哪一把梯子最適合拿來自殺上吊" "Which is the best ladder to use to hang myself?"
所以你一直都有事情做 你不會孤單嗎 So you're keeping busy? You're not lonely?
完全不會 Oh, not at all.
我傍晚跟萊納德和拉杰一起外出 I've had outings with Leonard and Raj in the evening,
對了 我還跟諾維茨基博士一起吃了午餐 and-- oh, I had lunch with Dr. Nowitzki.
他是誰 Who's he?
諾維茨基博士是女的 Oh, Dr. Nowitzki is a woman.
是嗎 Oh. Really?
你什么時候認識她的 Uh, when did you meet her?
很多年前吧 Many years ago.
那會她還是研究生 Back when she was a grad student.
她一直對我的研究超級感興趣 She's always been a huge fan of my work,
現在她在加州理工學院做研究 and now she's doing research at Caltech.
超級迷妹 是吧 Huge fan, you say?
是的 我覺得你會喜歡她 Yes. I think you'd like her.
她冰雪聰明 就跟你一樣 She's extremely intelligent, just like you.
跟你不一樣的是 她是金發高妹 Unlike you, she's tall, blonde
之前還是奧運會的游泳選手 and used to be an Olympic swimmer.
太棒了 我很快打回來給你 That's terrific. I'll call you right back.
艾米 Oh, hey, Amy.
我就讓你們做一件事 I gave you one job!
幫我看著他 Keep an eye on him.
是有多難 How hard is that?
我們以為你說的看著他 We thought you meant
是別讓他瞎跑到車流中 not letting him run out into traffic.
-他就瞎跑過一次 -對 - Which he only did once. - Yeah.
你們為什么不告訴我 Why didn't you tell me?
我們不想讓你擔心啊 We didn't want you to worry.
我該擔心嗎 Should I worry?
不用 拜托 那可是謝爾頓 No. Come on, it's Sheldon.
什么事都不會發生 Nothing is gonna happen.
我一開始跟他約會時 你也是這么說的 That's what you said to me when I started dating him.
現在五年過去了 And then five years later,
結果咧結果咧 有事發生了吧 bingo-bango, something happened.
是啊 但你三個月后就回來啦 Yeah, but you're gonna be back in three months.
你們不會明白 You don't get it.
那瓶番茄醬的屁股 老娘已經費勁拍了那么久 I've been smacking that ketchup bottle for a long time.
現在那女的只需要將它倒過來 All she's got to do is tip it over
對準她的薯條就能享受現成的了 and point it at her fries.
那你希望我們怎么做 Well, what do you want us to do?
我不知道 I don't know.
可能受了新澤西州講話方式的影響 Might be the New Jersey talking,
但這個諾維茨基浪蹄子必須消失 but this Nowitzki broad needs to disappear.
用不用這樣啊 That's ridiculous.
據我們所知 As far as we know,
就是兩名科學家一起吃午餐 all that happened is two scientists had lunch.
是啊 可其中一名科學家 Yeah, but one of those scientists
是一名金發高妹的奧運游泳選手 is a tall, blonde Olympic swimmer.
拜托 外表對謝爾頓來說不重要 Come on. Looks don't matter to Sheldon.
因為他的眼中只有你 Because he only has eyes for you.
少拍馬屁 Nice try.
多謝 我胡亂拼湊瞎說的 Thanks. I was scrambling.
真是不可理喻 It's unbelievable.
謝爾頓跟其他別人吃午餐 Sheldon has lunch with another woman
而我老婆居然把我吼了一頓 and somehow my wife yells at me.
佩妮也把我罵了一頓 Penny laid into me, too.
顯然 我過分專注在 Apparently, I'm overly fixated on
優質的瑞士巧克力棒上 premium Swiss chocolate bars.
你應該不能吃那玩意吧 Can you even eat those things?
提前一個半小時吃一片防脹氣咀嚼片 If I take a Lactaid a half-hour before
吃完后馬上吃止瀉藥就沒事啊 and some Pepto right after.
聽起來很麻煩啊 Sounds like a lot of work.
是啊 但也值了 Yeah. Eh, I'm worth it.
伙計們 別偏題 Guys. Focus.
我們該對諾維茨基采取行動嗎 Should we do something about Nowitzki?
比如什么 Like what?
她現在單身 Uh, well, she's single,
所以如果其他人約她出去 她答應的話 so if somebody else asks her out and she says yes,
就證明她對謝爾頓沒興趣 then we know she's not into Sheldon.
我上吧 I'll do it.
無意冒犯 斯圖爾特 No offense, Stuart,
但那位女性是個博士[醫生] but th-th-the woman's a doctor.
那又如何 醫生都喜歡我 So? Doctors like me.
我每次去找我的醫生看病 Whenever I see mine he calls in
他都叫很多其他醫生進來看我 a bunch of other doctors to have a look.
她不是那種醫生 She's not that kind of doctor.
那是她的損失 Well, her loss.
人稱真醫學奇葩就是我 I've been called a genuine medical oddity.
其實我本來是想毛遂自薦 Actually, I was going to suggest me.
太好了 誰都比那誰強 Great. Anybody's better than, mmm.
不好意思 Excuse me.
他們只取走了我的脾臟和膽囊 They took out my spleen and gallbladder,
我的情感還在 not my feelings.
諾維茨基博士 Dr. Nowitzki.
-很高興見到你 -我也是 - Good to see you. - Good to see you, too.
我能和你一起坐嗎 May I join you?
不能 No.
很高興見到你 Good to see you.
我們應該打給吉尼斯 那可能破了被拒絕速度的記錄 We should call Guinness, that might be a record.
她一看就是正在吃工作午餐 She's clearly having a working lunch
不希望被打擾 and preferred to eat alone.
庫珀博士 這邊 Dr. Cooper, over here.
我本來可以讓她很開心的 I could have made her very happy.
你乖乖走開 我想她應該開心了 You kept walking. I think you did.
你真覺得我們有理由擔心嗎 Do you really think there's reason to worry?
是啊 她絕對在倒追謝爾頓 Yeah, she's definitely going after Sheldon.
我勾引過她 但她拒絕我了 I made a play for her and she shot me down.
可那根本證明不了什么 All right, well, that doesn't prove anything.
是啊 女人有一百萬個拒絕拉杰的原因 Yeah, there's a million reasons a woman would shoot Raj down.
真的嗎 一百萬個那么夸張 Like, really, a million?
好吧 幾百個 Fine, hundreds.
謝謝你啊 Thank you.
重點是 這可能根本沒什么 The point is this could be nothing
我們都反應過度了 and we are all overreacting.
大家好 Hey, everybody.
這位是我朋友 This is my friend,
-諾維茨基博士 -大家好 - Dr. Nowitzki. - Hi.
你好 Hi.
我們剛去游泳了 We just went swimming.
你真的進泳池里了嗎 And you actually got in a pool?
我一開始怕得要死 I was scared,
但我告訴自己 這只是個大浴缸 but I told myself it's just a big bathtub.
然后我再度怕得要死 Then I got scared again 'cause there are
因為我浴缸里有很多陌生人 all these strangers in my bathtub.
我為他感到驕傲 I was proud of him-- a lot of people
很多人第一天都不敢把臉埋進水里 don't put their face in the water on the first day.
我是為了躲避一只蜜蜂 但那也算數 Well, I was hiding from a bee, but it still counts.
麻煩讓個位子給我 Can I just squeeze in here?
謝爾頓 你跟艾米聯系過了嗎 So, Sheldon, have you talked to Amy?
有啊 我們今早視頻聊天了 Yes, we Skyped this morning
我睡前會再跟她聯系一次 and I'm sure I'll check in with her before I go to sleep.
謝爾頓總說起她 Sheldon talks about her all the time.
我等不及見她了 I can't wait to meet her.
真的 That is true.
她一直在問艾米會離開多久 She keeps asking how long Amy's going to be gone.
拉蒙娜 自我介紹一下吧 Uh, so, Ramona, tell us about yourself.
你有男朋友嗎 Do you, do you have a boyfriend?
萊納德 你老婆就坐在旁邊 Leonard, your wife is sitting right here.
你干嘛呢 What are you doing?
我的工作很忙 沒什么時間談戀愛 No, my work doesn't leave me a lot of time for relationships.
這一點你已經表達得很清楚了 I think you made that very clear.
她曾是歐洲核子研究中心美國團隊的一員 She was part of the American team at CERN.
他們探測到希格斯玻色子時 我就在現場 I had a front row seat when they detected the Higgs boson.
你知道嗎 Do you know,
我和彼得·希格斯通過信 I've corresponded with Peter Higgs.
英國理論物理學家 提出了希格斯機制 曾獲諾貝爾物理學獎
你想看看他的信嗎 Would you like to see some of his letters?
-當然了 -我去拿 - Absolutely. - I'll get them.
等等 我跟你一起去 Well, hang on, I'll come with you.
真好玩 Oh, fun.
像玩耍約會一樣 Like a play date.
如果我說錯了 糾正我 Okay, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that exactly
但我們不是該阻止這種事的發生嗎 what we were supposed to stop from happening?
我都舍身用肉體隔開他們了 I threw my body at them,
你還想要我怎么樣 what else did you want me to do?
你覺得你該打電話給艾米嗎 You think you should call Amy?
你有手有嘴 你打啊 You got fingers and a mouth, you call her.
你看 Here you go.
這些信都是彼得·希格斯寫給你的嗎 Are these all from Peter Higgs?
不不不 Oh, no, no, no.
有很多不同的名人 They're from many famous people.
看到沒 比如這封信 See? Oh, like this one.
來自帕特里克·斯圖爾特 This is from Patrick Stewart.
英國演員 出演過《X戰警》X教授一角
信上說 如果我再去他家 It says if I come to his house again,
他就會放狗來跟我"會一會" I get to meet his dogs.
不好意思 Oh, excuse me.
-你好 謝爾頓 -你好 艾米 - Hello, Sheldon. - Oh, hello, Amy.
我又想你了 I was missing you again.
我也想你 I miss you, too.
時機正好 Hey, this is good timing.
還記得我之前跟你提過的諾維茨基博士嗎 Remember that Dr. Nowitzki I told you about?
她就在這兒呢 She's right here.
她什么 Sh-she's what?
你好 Hello.
你好 Hi.
幸會 So nice to meet you.
稍等 Hang on.
喂 Hello.
有點遲了 萊納德 A little late, Leonard.
對不起 I'm sorry.
萊納德這個時候打電話給你做什么 What is Leonard doing calling you at this hour?
這不重要 It's not important.
我得跟你說 這樣似乎有點不合適 I must tell you, that seems a little inappropriate.
你同意嗎 Don't you agree?
同意 I do.
瞧 See?
我們都這樣認為 We both think so.
好了 我快瘋了 All right, this is making me crazy.
你們誰過去一下 Somebody's got to go over there.
你有腿有腳 你去啊 You got feet and legs, you do it.
你要和我一起去嗎 Will you go with me?
去了做什么 沖他們搖硬幣罐嗎 To do what? Shake a can of nickels at them?
我們太杞人憂天了 We're being ridiculous.
那么漂亮的女人是不可能 There's no way a woman that attractive
試圖勾引謝爾頓·庫珀的 is trying to seduce Sheldon Cooper.
你的自我安慰牌打完了沒 You done trying to make yourself feel better?
沒 我還沒打種族歧視牌呢 No. I haven't played the race card yet.
我也不想打斷聚會 Hey, I hate to break up the party,
但艾米說我累了 必須上床睡覺 but Amy says I'm tired and have to go to bed.
很高興見到大家 It was nice seeing everybody.
多謝你們的晚餐 Thank you for dinner.
-不客氣 -我們的榮幸 - Sure. - Our pleasure.
隨便啦 Whatever.
要送我上車嗎 Walk me to my car?
當然 Of course.
我們一起送 We'll all go.
借過 Excuse me.
不好意思 我過去下 好了 Pardon. I just need to... yeah.
真好玩 That was fun.
像玩"馬里奧賽車" It was like Mario Kart.
拜 Bye.
我們需要談談 We need to talk.
是關于萊納德和艾米的事嗎 Wh-- Is this about Leonard and Amy?
我也不爽 I don't like it either.
我知道你在女人方面經驗不足 Okay, I know you don't have a lot of experience with women,
但拉蒙娜似乎 but Ramona seems to have
對你有意思 a romantic interest in you.
這根本沒道理 That doesn't make any sense.
她知道我有女朋友 She knows I have a girlfriend.
有時候女人不在乎 Well, sometimes women don't care.
有時候這令她們更想要這個男人 Sometimes it makes them want a guy even more.
可能是這樣 That may be true,
但諾維茨基博士只是朋友 but Dr. Nowitzki's just a friend.
事實上 如果她沒穿那件突顯 In fact, I wouldn't have even noticed she's a woman
她胸部的泳衣的話 我都沒注意到她是女人 if she hadn't worn that bathing suit that highlighted her bosom.
好吧 我們換個說法 Okay. Um... ...let's try this.
把你自己想象成那種 Think of yourself as one of those
人們喜歡收集的限量版玩具公仔 limited edition toys people like to collect.
我一直是這樣想的 I already do.
那你就會明白了 Well, then you get it.
因為我是獨一無二的 Because there's only one of me,
我更有價值 I'm more valuable.
對了 Right.
不過 艾米已經把我從包裝盒中拿出來 Although, Amy's already taken me out of my package
玩過了 我掉價了 and played with me.
別管玩具這個比喻了 Let's forget the toy thing, okay?
-也許 -佩妮 感謝你的關心 - Um, maybe... - Penny, look. I appreciate your concern,
但我不覺得事情是這樣的 but I don't think that's what's happening.
好吧 你覺得事情是怎樣的 All right. What do you think is happening?
我覺得諾維茨基博士是一位友好的同事 I think Dr. Nowitzki is a friendly colleague.
我覺得你和萊納德需要見婚姻咨詢師 I think you and Leonard need to see a marriage counselor.
我需要去更新簡歷 And I need to update my resume
加上游泳這項特殊技能 to include swimming as a special skill.
別這樣看著我 我盡力了 Don't look at me like that, I tried.
你吃了嗎 Hey, did you eat yet?
吃了早餐 沒吃中餐 Uh, breakfast yes, lunch no.
我服用了止咳糖 I did have a cough drop,
但這是介于吸和吃之間的行為 but that really rides the line between sucking and eating.
太好了 我給咱倆做了三明治 Well, perfect. I made us sandwiches.
真是周到 How thoughtful.
謝謝你 Thank you.
沒什么 No big deal,
我喜歡和你在一起 I enjoy spending time with you.
我也是 And I with you.
問一下 Question:
你是想和我發展戀愛關系嗎 are you seeking a romantic relationship with me?
如果我是呢 What if I were?
這會引起一系列的問題 Well, that would raise a number of problems.
我們是同事 We're colleagues.
我現在有女友 I'm currently in a relation...
恕我失陪一下 Excuse me a moment.
艾米 Amy.
你愿意嫁給我嗎 Will you marry me?