Queer Duck! He's intellectual
Queer Duck! He's homosexual
Please don't think that he's perverse
He's the patients' favourite male nurse
He's okay, he's just fey
'Cause he's openly gay
He's a truly queer Queer Duck
Queer Duck!
I'm gay as a goose.
Oh, I saw Hollow Man the other night.
It's awful, of course, but you see Kevin Bacon's weenie twice!
Talk about shrivelled bacon.
I'm bad, I'm bad, I know. Oops.
Oh, my bitch of a boss is watching.
Better look busy.
Work, work, work, work. Busy, busy, busy.
Attention, everyone. I have an announcement.
I am a homosexual.
- So what's the announcement? -l'm gay!
- Duh! -I feel so liberated!
So I said, "I'm a homosexual."
And they all started cheering and hugging me.
It's so beautiful.
Oh, Oscar Wildcat, you just gotta do it.
If I came out, it would kill Mother.
- L'll do it tonight. -How about you, Bi-Polar Bear?
Hell, I already told my father. He was totally shocked.
And so was his boyfriend.
Openly Gator, I'm seeing my parents tonight. Oh, come with me.
- I wanna tell them about us. -You do?
Oh, Queer Duck! Oh, don't look at me, I'm a mess.
Crocodile tears.
Mrs Duckstein, this pot roast is absolutely scrumptious.
- It's brisket. -They hate me.
So, tell me, Son, when are you gonna get married
and give us some grandchildren?
Gee, Dad, I... I'm waiting to find the right girl.
Yeah, one with a penis.
- What was that? -Mother, Father, I'm gay.
- I think I'll go check the kugel. -Well, she took that well.
- Boy, something smells delicious. -ls it chicken?
No, smells more like duck.
Well, all I can say is, "Well done!"
Gay pride.