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<i>Queer Duck!
He's intellectual</i>

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<i>Queer Duck!
He's homosexual</i>

3
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<i>Please don't think that he's perverse</i>

4
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<i>He's the patients' favourite male nurse</i>

5
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<i>He's okay, he's just fey</i>

6
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<i>'Cause he's openly gay</i>

7
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<i>He's a truly queer Queer Duck</i>

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<i>Queer Duck!</i>

9
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I'm gay as a goose.

10
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Oh, I saw Hollow Man the other night.

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It's awful, of course, but you see
Kevin Bacon's weenie twice!

12
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Talk about shrivelled bacon.

13
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I'm bad, I'm bad, I know. Oops.

14
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Oh, my bitch of a boss is watching.

15
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Better look busy.

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Work, work, work, work.
Busy, busy, busy.

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Attention, everyone.
I have an announcement.

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I am a homosexual.

19
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- So what's the announcement?
-l'm gay!

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- Duh!
-I feel so liberated!

21
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So I said, "I'm a homosexual."

22
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And they all started cheering
and hugging me.

23
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It's so beautiful.

24
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Oh, Oscar Wildcat, you just gotta do it.

25
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If I came out, it would kill Mother.

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- L'll do it tonight.
-How about you, Bi-Polar Bear?

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Hell, I already told my father.
He was totally shocked.

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And so was his boyfriend.

29
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Openly Gator, I'm seeing my parents
tonight. Oh, come with me.

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- I wanna tell them about us.
-You do?

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Oh, Queer Duck!
Oh, don't look at me, I'm a mess.

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<i>Crocodile tears.</i>

33
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Mrs Duckstein, this pot roast
is absolutely scrumptious.

34
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- It's brisket.
-They hate me.

35
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So, tell me, Son,
when are you gonna get married

36
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and give us some grandchildren?

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Gee, Dad, I...
I'm waiting to find the right girl.

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Yeah, one with a penis.

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- What was that?
-Mother, Father, I'm gay.

40
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- I think I'll go check the kugel.
-Well, she took that well.

41
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- Boy, something smells delicious.
-ls it chicken?

42
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No, smells more like duck.

43
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Well, all I can say is, "Well done!"

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Gay pride.