前情提要 Previously on Suits
公司刚经历一场内战 而大家都知道了 We just went through a civil war, and the world knows it.
你利用保密信息挖我们的客户 You're using privileged information to target our clients.
皮尔逊·哈德曼现在四分五裂 Pearson Hardman is falling apart.
我没想到你会背叛自己的公司 I never thought you'd betray your own firm.
我没做错什么 I did nothing wrong.
天哪 Jesus!
没人想留你 You're the guy that nobody wants
但又赶不走 but we can't get rid of.
你跟我说 公司停招 You order me to rescind an offer
让我收回发出的聘书 due to a firm-wide hiring freeze.
可一转眼 你就招了一个毕业五年的 Two minutes later, you hire a fifth-year.
我叫卡特里娜·班尼特 Katrina Bennett.
我要你免除我的非竞争条款 I need you to waive my non-compete,
这样我就能另谋高就了 so I can take a position at another firm.
-你去找路易了 -他没有背叛我们 哈维 - You went to Louis? - He didn't betray us, Harvey.
他发现的问题 He found the problem.
你们也许成功抵挡了这次攻击 You may have fended off this attack,
但我们不是唯一打你们主意的 but we're not the only ones circling.
我们抵住了你 也能抵住别人 We fended you off, we'll fendff the rest.
我的名字要挂在门口 I want my name on the door.
赞 Nice!
横 竖 横 竖 H-o-r-s.
把这个"正"字写满 你就输了 That means you get an "e", you lose.
-谢谢 我识字 -可惜不会投篮 - Thank you. I can spell. - Too bad you can't shoot.
这只是皱纸团 Crumpled paper.
赢家才不会怪球或者篮框 Winners don't blame the ball or the rim
或者密闭房间里的风速 or the wind speed in a closed-off room.
风扇开着呢 The fan was on.
借口不会帮你赢得冠军 Excuses don't win championships.
是吗 迈克尔·乔丹跟你说的 Oh, yeah? Did Michael Jordan tell you that?
不 是我跟他说的 No. I told him.
-进去 -好吧 - Come on. - All right.
-那个本来会进的 -我们在比赛呢 - That was going in. - We're in the middle of a game!
你俩要是在比赛扔纸团的话 If you two are playing horse,
那其中一个就得多谢我了 then one of you needs to thank me.
谢谢 Thank you.
真没用 出去吧 Pussies. Out.
你要不要比完这局 Would you like to finish this game?
赢家可以成为冠名合伙人 Winner gets to be name partner.
真搞笑 你早就是冠名合伙人了 See, that's funny because you're already name partner--
德里克·波蒂斯周末去世了 Derek Portis died this weekend.
怎么才死啊 What took him so long?
-哈维 -干嘛 - Harvey. - What?
他活了很久 是个糟老头 He lived a long life. He was an old man.
-他才56岁 -看着像70多的 - He was 56. - Didn't look a day under 70.
有人去世了 你首先想到要说的是 Man dies, and the first thing you think
他看起来比实际年龄大 to say is that he looked older than he was.
不 这是我首先说的 No. That's the first thing I said.
我首先想到要说的是 The first thing I thought to say was,
"不论生死 德里克都是个混球" "Dead or alive, Derek is a dick."
这个混球说服了福尔松食品公司 A dick that convinced Folsom Foods
以一千万美元的数额跟我们庭外和解 to settle with us for $10 million.
我们只要告诉接手这案子的律师 Well, we'll just have to tell his replacement
和解协议需要签名就行了 the settlement needs a signature.
-没这么简单 -为什么 谁接手这案子 - It's not gonna be that easy. - Why? Who's replacing him?
我要考尼什鸡 I'm gonna have the Cornish Hen,
头盘要特色鹅肝酱 and we're gonna start with the foie gras special,
两份 two of them.
-你一定爱吃 -一份就好 - You're gonna love it. - Just one.
-我不用 谢谢 -爸爸 - I'm okay. Thank you. - Dad.
我要注意饮食 I'm watching what I eat.
今天可是我生日 On my birthday?
我在努力自律 I'm trying to be disciplined.
听着 Listen...
我要接一个跟皮尔逊·哈德曼律所 I'm taking a case against
打对台的案子 Pearson Hardman.
福尔松食品公司的案子 你知道吗 It's Folsom Foods. Do you know it?
当然 那件性歧视案 Um, of course. It's the gender-discrimination case.
这件案子是你在跟的话 Well, I wanted to give you a chance to get off it,
我给你机会放弃 if you were on it.
我没在跟 不过心领了 Well, I'm not, but okay.
就是我听说 It's just that I know
你在律所挺低调的 you keep a low profile at work.
我让妈妈不要告诉你的 That was supposed to be between me and Mom.
我希望你能跟我分享事情 Well, I wish you could tell me these things,
我也希望你不要瞒着别人 and I wish that you didn't keep the fact
我是你父亲这个事实 that I was your father a secret.
不是瞒着 只是没有大肆宣扬 It's not a secret. I just don't broadcast it.
他们知道你是我爸就不会像现在这样对我了 People treat me differently once they find out you're my dad.
你担心他们会而对你评头论足吗 Are you worried that they're judging you
因为你是律师助理 for being a paralegal?
不 爸爸 No, Dad.
只有你会因此对我评头论足 Only you judge me for being a paralegal.
-我没有 -无所谓了 - I do not judge you. - It doesn't matter.
我也不会一辈子都做律师助理的 I'm not planning on being a paralegal forever.
我知道 I know.
就是这个表情 Right there.
你连假装相信 You can't even pretend to believe
我有做律师的资质都做不到 I have what it takes to be a lawyer.
瑞秋 你很美 Rachel, you are a beautiful woman,
你想做什么都行 and you can do whatever you want.
美丽 不是聪慧 Beautiful, not smart.
亲爱的 我只是想提点你一下 Honey, I am trying to give you a heads-up.
但你把这事看得 And you're taking the whole thing
像控告似的 as an indictment.
你相信我有成为律师的资质吗 Do you believe I have what it takes to be a lawyer?
都五年了 It's been five years,
还是 and...
没有变化 It hasn't happened.
我只是在想 你是否考虑过转行 I just wonder if you've considered trying something else.
一直以来 Of all days--
"瑞秋 你生日过得如何" "Hey, Rachel, how was your birthday?"
"可棒啦 我爸说我不应该好高骛远" "Great. My dad told me that I should aim lower."
拜托 瑞秋 我不是那个意思 Please, Rachel, that is not what I meant.
-我们还是吃饭吧 -不 爸爸 - Let's just have lunch. - No, Dad.
说真的 我可不想让你吃太饱 Really, I wouldn't want you to overeat
因为你说我将会一事无成 on the day that you told me that I won't amount to anything.
瑞秋 Rachel.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我觉得你可能进错办公室了 But I think you might be in the wrong office.
没进错 Oh, I'm in the right office.
你是卡特里娜·班尼特 You're Katrina Bennett,
哈维聘请的神秘助理 Harvey's mysterious new hire.
这可让我处于劣势了 I'm afraid that puts me at a disadvantage,
我都不知道你是谁 because I don't know who you are.
问题就在这里 That's our problem right there.
-我们之间有问题吗 -还是个大问题 - We have a problem? - Oh, yeah, a big one.
你还没来给我请安 You haven't come to see me yet.
还是这句话 我不知道你是 Again, I don't know who you--
我监管第一年和第二年的助理 I oversee the first- and second-year associates.
我对待这个职责很认真 It's a responsibility that I take as seriously
就像在我手上的是核武器发射码一样 as holding the nuclear launch codes in my hands.
你要真这么认真负责 Well, if you take it so seriously,
怎么还会跑来一个五年资历助理的办公室 then why are you in a fifth-year associate's office,
在她桌上剪指甲呢 trimming your fingernails at her desk?
剪指甲 Trimming?
这可是丹麦南部买的镀金镍合金 This is a gold-plated nickel alloy cuticle sculptor
角质层修剪刀 from the south of Denmark,
我高兴在哪修指甲 And I will sculpt my nails
就在哪修指甲 wherever I damn well please.
不如来看看你在干什么 Why don't we see what you're up to?
有密码保护的 That's password-protected.
拜托 第三次尝试 检察官99 Please. Prosecutor99-- third try.
这是侵犯我的隐私 That's a violation of my privacy.
是吗 你要跟谁告状呢 Oh, yeah? Who are you gonna tell?
你要代表查德·里特 I see you're representing Chad Ritter.
这是你的辩护词 跟狒狒讲话似的 And this is your defense? Wow, it's like you're a baboon.
里特先生的辩护策略由我全权负责 I'm in full control of Mr. Ritter's defense strategy.
这可不是策略 这就是祷告 It's not a strategy, it's a prayer,
所以我不得不监督你 which is why I'm going to be forced to supervise you.
我不需要保姆 I don't need a babysitter.
我不是保姆 You're not getting a babysitter.
-我可是路易·利特 -这无法接受 - You're getting Louis Litt. - This is unacceptable.
随便你 Be that as it may,
要么高高兴兴让我指导你 you can either welcome my tutelage,
要么爬回你的地检办公室 or you can crawl back to the D.A.'s office
打哪来回哪去 from whence you came.
欢迎来到皮尔逊·哈德曼律所 Welcome to Pearson Hardman.
有时间吗 You got a minute?
也许 Maybe.
不是谈我们的事 是公事 It's not about us. It's about work.
那我有时间 Oh. Then, yeah.
福尔松食品公司的案子 Folsom Foods--
蜜西·蒂特乐是你的律师助理 对吧 Missy dietler's your paralegal on it, right?
是的 等她不再每隔五秒 Yeah, when she's not texting her boyfriend
就给她男友发短信 或者再隔五秒 every five seconds or her roommate,
就给她室友发短信的时候 like, every other five seconds.
换我来 Put me on instead.
不行 No.
这可不是什么好主意 I don't think that's a good idea.
新任对手律师是我爸爸 The new opposing counsel is my dad.
你爸爸是罗伯特·赞恩 Your dad is Robert Zane?
我爸是黑人就这么难以置信吗 Is it so hard to believe that my father's black?
罗伯特·赞恩是黑人 Robert Zane is black?
你以为是晒成这么黑的吗 You think this is a year-round tan?
我知道你不是晒的 但我真的不敢相信 I know who you are, but I can't believe
你爸爸就是传说中的罗伯特·赞恩 that your father is the Robert Zane.
而你从来没告诉过我 And you never said anything to me.
我不想让同事知道 I don't like people here knowing.
我只是"同事"啊 Oh, and I'm just "people"?
我是说 在那之前 好吧 I mean, before, with the--okay.
我主动要求帮你打败他 Look, I'm offering to help you kick his ass.
你究竟让不让我加入 Are you gonna make room for me or not?
在我回答之前 我要问问 Before I answer that question,
你真的觉得咱们一起工作 do you really think it's a good idea
是个好主意吗 for you and I to work together?
你是真的在问我这个问题吗 Are you really asking me what is or isn't a good idea?
罗伯特·赞恩 你可要当心了 Look out, Robert Zane.
罗伯特 First of all, Robert.
德里克·波蒂斯的去世 我很遗憾 I'm sorry to hear about Derek Portis.
感谢你的慰问 哈维 Oh, I appreciate your condolences, Harvey,
不过事实是 德里克是个混蛋 but the fact is, Derek was a dick.
我也是这么说的 That's what I said.
大家都这么说 That's what everybody says.
无论如何 你不用亲自来这里 In any case, you didn't need to come all the way over here.
我们可以把和解协议传真给你的 We could've faxed you that settlement.
给您 先生 Here you go, sir.
你我都知道 我不是来签字的 You and I both know I didn't come over here to sign.
我是来协商的 I came to negotiate.
重新协商 那是不守信用的 To renegotiate. Which is bad faith.
问题是你骗了德里克 The fact is you snookered Derek.
一千万是任何一个合格的律师 10 million is double what any competent attorney
能够接受的两倍金额 would've settled for.
本来应该是五百万 我现在开价二百万 Should have been 5. I'll give you 2.
太好了 就二百万 Great. Let's settle for 2.
然后我把公寓的钥匙给你 Then I'll get you the keys to my condo,
让你在我的枕头上再拉一滩屎 and maybe you'll drop a deuce on my pillow.
你公寓要不要密码 有没有门卫 Does it have a security code? Doorman?
玩笑开完了 Okay, you've had your fun.
我们不能接受那个数 But we're not taking that offer.
那你准备把斯洛恩· 莫斯利的取证 Then when would you like to schedule
安排在什么时候 Sloane Moseley's deposition?
你不能重新让她取证啊 赞恩先生 But you can't re-depose her, Mr. Zane.
他可以 Yes, he can.
你会借着这个机会 And you'll use this opportunity
告诉斯洛恩· 莫斯利她的处境 to show Sloane Moseley what she's in for.
等我取证完毕 When I get done with her,
二百万也会让她高兴得跳起来的 she's gonna jump at the 2 million.
这可不只是不守信用了 你这是残忍 That's more than bad faith. That's just cruel.
我坚持二百万 My offer stands.
很高兴见到您 先生 Uh, it was nice to meet you, sir.
怎么了 What?
"先生" "赞恩先生" "Sir"? "Mr. Zane"?
不如直接叫"爸爸"得了 那多痛快 Why don't you just call him "Dad" and get it over with?
我只是表示尊重 I was showing respect.
我看你是想去他家吃感恩节晚餐 You're trying to get invited to Thanksgiving dinner.
你觉得他能让我带个火鸡腿回来吗 You think he'd let me have one of the turkey legs?
你想得到的可不是火鸡腿吧 I don't think that's what you're wanting him to let you have.
你以为我没发现瑞秋·赞恩 You think I didn't notice that Rachel Zane
刚刚成为我们的律师助理吗 just became the paralegal?
她主动要求加入的 She asked to be on it.
希望最后别是你和她滚了床单 This better not end up with you in bed with her
还把自己的老底揭给她 telling her your secret.
没问题 Not a problem.
我们滚沙发 We'll do it on the couch.
这样对你我她都很不尊重啊 That was not respectful to you, me, or her.
-还有她爸爸 -还有你的沙发 - Or her father. - Or your couch.
别用我的沙发 Not my couch.
-唐娜 -卡特里娜 - Donna. - Katrina.
-你认识我 -这里的人我都认识 - You know who I am? - I know who everybody is.
我听说了 你有时间吗 That's what I've heard. Do you have a minute?
八天之后 有45秒的时间 Well, eight days from now, I think I got a spare 45 seconds.
如果你有休息时间的话 Well, if you get a break...
你以为饼干就能收买我吗 You think I can be bought with cookies?
自制的 带巧克力 Homemade, chocolate chip.
-黑巧克力吗 -半甜型 - Dark chocolate? - Semisweet.
-花生酱的 -奶油糖果 - A dollop of peanut butter? - Butterscotch.
-核桃吗 -拜托 - Walnuts? - Please.
开心果 Pistachios.
贵族之果 The nut of royalty.
谁告诉你我的弱点的 迈克吗 Who told you my weak spot--Mike?
贝莎 Bertha.
地方检察院的贝莎吗 Big Bertha from the D.A.'s office?
那儿的人都很想念你 You're remembered fondly there.
是啊 Aw, yeah.
哪儿的人都很想念我 I'm remembered fondly everywhere.
好 给你一分钟 Okay, you got one minute.
路易·利特到底是谁 Who the hell is Louis Litt?
一分钟可不够 This might take more than a minute.
情况有多糟糕 How bad?
我想把他从窗户上扔出去 I'd like to throw him through a plateglass window.
不止你一个人这么想 Not a totally unprecedented reaction.
哈维带我进来 我不想惹他生气 Harvey brought me in, so I don't want to piss him off.
我想知道有什么规矩 I just want to know what the protocol is.
哈维不会阻拦你 但你要听我一句 Harvey won't stand in your way, but you listen to me.
你想要和路易对着干 You want to go toe-to-toe with Louis,
做好长期作战的准备吧 you better be prepared to go the distance.
-杰西卡 -罗伯特 - Jessica. - Robert.
有什么可以为您效劳 What can I do for you?
我只想谈谈 冠名合伙人之前的谈话 I just want to talk, one name partner to another.
我想和你就福尔松食品的案子达成和解 I want you to settle Folsom Foods.
我以为我们已经做完这个案子了 I thought we were already settling Folsom Foods.
我提出了一个不太一样的数字 I proposed a slightly different number.
哈维已经说了不接受 Which Harvey already said no to.
你了解我 Well, you know me.
我没有性别歧视 I don't go for that gender-discrimination stuff,
但是哈维谈判的时候像个小女孩 but Harvey negotiates like a girl.
不 他可不像 No, he doesn't.
不过他的发型的确很像 But he does style his hair like one.
我知道 I know.
那是什么造型啊 What the hell is that?
我也不知道 你开价多少 I don't know. What's your number?
二百万 2 million.
砍掉了八百万啊 That's an $8 million hit.
那是你客户的八百万 你需要赢 It's 8 million to your client, and you need a win.
是吗 Do I?
丹尼尔离开之后 皮尔逊·哈德曼律所 Yeah, it's no secret that Pearson Hardman's
收到了重创 这已经不是秘密了 been taking it on the chin since Daniel left.
但我们仍能轻松打败那些不堪一击的对手 Well, that might mean something if I had a glass jaw.
合伙人纷纷出走 助理律师被挖角 Partners have jumped ship, associates were poached,
客户离开 clients have bailed.
合伙人是被逼走的 Partners were pushed,
助理律师是被解雇的 客户都保住了 associates were fired, and clients were retained.
随你怎么说 Well, you can spin it all you want.
但是赢了知名度这么高的案子 But a high-profile win--
面子上肯定很好看 that sure would look good.
前提是我要降低赔偿金 If I lower my price.
赢就是赢 不论赢得多不光彩 A win's a win. It doesn't matter how ugly.
罗伯特·赞恩来找过我 Robert Zane poked his nose into my office.
来跟你搭讪吗 我一直觉得他对你有意思 He try and hit on you? I think he's always had a thing.
谁对我没意思啊 Who doesn't?
-他觉得我们很弱 -我知道 - He thinks we're weak. - I know.
他撤回了和解协议 He pulled the settlement.
和案子无关 是我们 Not on the case--us.
你是说他想骑到我头上来吗 Are you saying he went over my head?
上星期他听说了艾莉森·霍特干的破事儿 He heard about Allison Holt's bullshit last week.
我猜猜 Let me guess.
他又说了同样的屁话 He's pulling the same bullshit right now.
他对我说 全世界都知道我们需要一场胜仗 Told me the world knows we need a win,
想用这种手段让我和解 tried to leverage that to get me to settle.
这个老混蛋 Son of a bitch.
这不是不守信用 这手段可真是卑鄙 That's not bad faith. That's below the belt.
你知道我会怎样回敬这种卑鄙之人 You know what I do to someone who hits me below the belt.
让他们跪地求饶 Cut 'em off at the knees.
路易 Louis.
我只是想 I just need--
我 I just--
说 Yeah.
看起来很好吃 什么东西 Looks delicious. What is that?
菠菜和甘蓝菜的能量冰沙 It's a spinach and kale power smoothie.
我正在进行季度净化断食 I'm in the middle of my quarterly cleanse.
你想干什么 What do you want?
来道歉 To apologize...
为了咱们中间的误会 for any misunderstanding we might have had.
你的误会 That you might have had.
是 而且是很大的误会 I had. And it was huge.
我看了你的档案 I looked up your record.
真是律政精英啊 You're a white-collar genius.
继续 Go on.
我不只是接受您的指导 I don't just accept your tutelage.
我在请求您的帮助 I'm begging for your help.
开始吧 Well, beg away.
我的撤案动议在周三 My motion to dismiss is Wednesday
由麦金太尔法官主持 with Judge Mcintyre.
我总是不对他的胃口 I've never been able to connect with him.
那是因为你不了解他 Yeah, that's 'cause you don't understand him.
我只知道他处罚得很严 Well, all I know is he's punitive.
不 他是个坚持细节的人 No, he's a stickler.
别迟到 穿得整洁点 Don't be late, don't be sloppy,
别失礼 他会喜欢你的 don't be disrespectful, and he'll love you,
就像他喜欢我一样 Just like he loves me.
既然你这么了解他 Since you know him so well,
您能赏脸当首席律师吗 would you do me the honor of signing on as first chair?
我可以 I can.
而且我很乐意 And I will.
您大方地宽恕我 You've forgiven me with grace,
现在又在我困难时帮助我 and now you're saving me in my hour of need.
您就是拯救我的英雄啊 You're my knight in shining armor.
周三见 "夫人" I will see-eth you on Wednesday, milady.
你找我吗 You wanted to see me?
对 但通常我要见的人都会 Yes, but usually that means
先告诉唐娜他们来了 the person tells Donna they're here,
然后唐娜再告诉我 规矩是这样 then Donna tells me. That's how it works.
唐娜不在 Donna's not there.
你觉得这是巧合吗 You think that's by accident?
显然不是 Apparently not.
你知道为什么喊你来吗 You know why you're here?
因为我姓赞恩 Because my last name is Zane.
知道为何唐娜不在吗 You know why Donna isn't?
因为你知道我和她是朋友 Because you know we're friends.
你即将要求我做件事 And you're about to ask me to do something
而她不会同意的 that she would tell me not to do.
知道我要你做什么吗 And what exactly do I want to ask you?
你想知道我是否想参加取证 You want to know if I want to be in on the deposition.
你打听了这案子 You did ask on the case.
我是打听了 Yes, I did.
在你问我能否在取证中坚持住之前 And before you ask me if I'm tough enough to be in there,
我想告诉你我够坚强 I want you to know that I am tough enough.
我不是想问你这个 That's not what I wanted to ask.
我想问 你是不是觉得这会激怒你父亲 I want you to know if you think it'll rattle your father.
说实话 我知道他不会在乎 Frankly, I don't think he'd care.
很好 Good.
怎么了 Why good?
如果你这么想的话 Because if that's what you think about him,
你们俩的关系比你想象的还要差 then your relationship is worse than you think.
他其实很在乎你 And he cares about you more than you know.
这是个笑话吗 Is this a joke?
她没必要出席 She doesn't need to be in there.
你指斯洛恩· 莫斯利吗 Sloane Moseley?
你知道我说的是谁 You know who I'm talking about.
你觉得她的出席 You think having her in the room
会影响我工作吗 is gonna keep me from doing my job?
当前的问题就是 The relevant question is,
在你把斯洛恩· 莫斯利 what is she gonna think about you
折磨得体无完肤之后 她会怎么看你 after you eviscerate Sloane Moseley?
你现在指责我残忍 You accuse me of being cruel,
其实这都是你一手策划的 and you orchestrate this stunt.
我们说好的 你反悔了 We had a deal. You pulled it.
继续我们之前的协议 Put the deal back on the table,
一切就都结束了 this whole thing ends now.
哈维 你干了什么 Harvey, what did you do?
我做了我该做的 My job.
莫斯利女士 Ms. Moseley?
你为何选择在这个领域里工作 Why did you choose this particular field?
因为我热爱食物 Because I have a love of food.
难道对食物的热爱是 Is it really a requirement of excellence
成为优秀行政主管的必要条件吗 in an executive that one love food?
不是必要条件 It's not a requirement,
但这是食品公司 But it's a food company.
我的热爱很适合食品公司 And it's what I thought made it a perfect fit.
既然是如此合适 Well, if it was such a perfect fit,
你为何还在另外的领域找工作 why were you looking for a job in another field?
因为这九年我一直在为你的委托人卖命 Because I spent nine years killing myself for your client,
错过了一次又一次的升职 and got passed over for promotion after promotion
眼看着比我资历低的人步步高升 in favor of less-qualified men.
让我把话说明 Okay, let me get this straight.
你遇到了挫折 却怪罪我的委托人 So you hit a wall, you blame my client.
你没有自我反省 And rather than figuring out what it takes
想想如何完善自己 to make it in this perfect fit,
却选择了像纸牌房子一样放弃屈服 you give up and fold like a house of cards.
我不知道你在哪上的法学院 I don't know what law school you went to.
但我记得取证只能问问题吧 But I was always taught that depositions require questions.
我上的哈佛法学院 I went to Harvard.
下面就是我的问题 And here's your question.
在面试了这么多工作之后 After all these interviews for all these jobs,
你为何不接受一份工作 why didn't you just pursue one of them
改变你的职业呢 and switch careers?
因为那意味着我要退一步 It would require a step backward.
也许不需要退一步呢 Isn't it true it didn't require a step backward?
你只能找到需要退一步的工作 But that's all you could find,
是因为没人觉得 because no one thought you were any good
你胜任你最初的工作 at the job you had in the first place.
你并不知道 You don't know that.
我有人才猎头的宣誓证词 I have sworn testimony from a headhunter
他说没人愿意要你 who said nobody wanted you.
够了 你在困扰她 Okay, you're badgering her.
真相就是 你没有才能 而且很可悲 Well, the truth is you're untalented and pathetic
你把责任推卸给他人 and blaming other people
因为你缺乏技能和毅力 because you don't have the skills or the fortitude
没法在你的领域里成功 or anything else to make it in your chosen field.
你都没勇气 And you don't even have the courage
尝试其他职业 to try something else.
抱歉 我想确保 I'm sorry. I just wanted to make sure
法院书记官记下来了 that the court reporter got all that.
都听到了吗 Did you hear it down there?
我们都听到了 We heard it.
很好 Good.
我还有几个问题 I have a few more questions.
不行 No.
这次取证结束了 This deposition is over.
你知道这是男洗手间吧 This is the men's room. You know that, right?
别再那么做了 Don't do that shit again.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我不需要你保护我 I don't need your protection.
那是我爸该做的事情 That's what my dad does.
瑞秋 我和你爸的共同点就是 Rachel, the only thing your father and I have in common
你对我们俩都很愤怒 is that you're angry at both of us.
你在里面的行为让我很尴尬 Well, all you did in there was embarrass me.
让你尴尬 Embarrass you?
我都没看你 我在看我们的委托人 I wasn't even watching you. I was watching our client.
你想说 You're trying to say
你不是因为他才终止取证的吗 you didn't call that off because of him?
不是 我想说我不是因为你才终止取证 No, I'm trying to say I didn't call it off because of you.
不过你显然去找了哈维 Even though evidently you went to Harvey
请求参加取证 好像这一切都是关于你 to ask in to make it about you.
我没去找哈维 他找的我 I didn't go to Harvey. He came to me.
听着 瑞秋 Look, Rachel,
你也许以为这是赞恩的家庭战争 you might want to make this Zane versus Zane,
但这不是 but it's not.
这是福尔松食品公司对抗我们的委托人 It's Folsom Foods versus our client.
你太渴望证明你有多坚强 But you're so eager to prove how tough you are
似乎都忘了我们的客户 that you seem to have forgotten about her.
你怎么敢这样 How dare you?
我怎么了 How dare I what?
刚才麦金太尔法官罚了我三千美元 I just got a $3,000 fine from Judge Mcintyre
因为我错过了我的听证 for missing my own hearing.
我知道啊 I know.
我还奇怪发生什么了呢 I was wondering what happened to you.
我以为你的马发烧了呢 "殿下" I thought maybe your horse took fever, my liege.
你说的周三 你肯定记得 You said it was Wednesday, and you know it.
没 我说的是周二 No. I said Tuesday...
我给你的文件也可以证明 As is confirmed in the documents I gave you.
你不会想跟我斗的 This here is a fight you don't want to have.
又不是我挑起的 I didn't pick it.
不是你还能是谁 yeah, you did.
现在你得付那笔罚款 And now you're gonna pay that fine,
再写封信给麦金太尔法官 and you're gonna write a letter
告诉他你很抱歉 expressing how sorry you are to Judge Mcintyre.
不 我不会的 No. I'm not.
我会数到五 I'm gonna count to five.
你数到五百都行 You can count to 500.
我唯一感到抱歉的 就是无法摆脱你 The only thing I'm sorry for is getting stuck with you.
你骗了我 You lied to me...
你心里清楚 and you know it.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
你会跟谁告状 Who you gonna tell?
又来了 第162次演说 Here it comes. Speech number 162--
用14个理由阐述我为何是个混蛋 14 reasons why I'm an asshole.
不对 这是第216次了 No, no. This is gonna be 216.
那可是片未知领域 That's uncharted territory.
你还是不会喜欢的 And you're still not gonna like it.
如果出自你口中 那是显然 If it's coming from you, that goes without saying.
我只是想说让瑞秋 Look, I'm just saying that you went
出席取证 你越界了 out of your way to put Rachel in that deposition.
你对灰色领域又没意见 You promised uncharted territory.
我们以前讨论过这个话题 We've been here before.
不 通常情况下是你指责我没有公事公办 No, usually you're accusing me of making things personal.
但这次 你把和罗伯特·赞恩的私人恩怨 But this time you're making things personal
-牵扯了进来 -不 是他带进来的 - for Robert Zane. - No. He made it personal.
洗耳恭听 And how exactly did he do that?
他威胁我们公司 He threatened our firm.
然后 他试图让斯洛恩· 莫斯利明白 And on top of that, he tried to show Sloane Moseley
如果上了法庭等着她的是什么 what she'd be in for her if this goes to trial.
所以我只是以牙还牙罢了 So I'm just returning the favor.
行吧 但看上去对他没多大触动 Yeah, well, it didn't seem to have much of an effect on him.
相信我 会有的 Trust me. It will.
那你有考虑过对斯洛恩· 莫斯利 And did you think about the effect
会产生什么影响吗 更别提他的女儿了 it'll have on sloane moseley, not to mention his daughter?
绕了一圈 Here we are,
又回到老问题上来了 right back to good old 162.
你是听不懂我说的 Did you misunderstand me when I said
让罗伯特·赞恩跪地求饶的意思吗 to cut Robert Zane off at the knees?
又一个要演讲的吗 You too?
别说你觉得我做过火了 Oh, don't tell me you think I went too far.
你离合格还远着呢 I don't think you went far enough.
-什么 -你的客户刚打来电话 - What? - Your client just called.
她想要签赞恩那狗屁的和解书 She wants to take Zane's bullshit settlement.
你应该转动你的臀部 You're gonna want to turn your hips
带动你的体重来击球 to transfer your weight through the ball.
居然能找到我 真厉害 Nice job tracking me down.
你以为只有你一个人知道 You think you're the only one
本杰明法官在哪儿打球吗 who knows where Judge Benjamin plays?
不是 No.
但我是这儿唯一一个和他打球的人 But I'm the only one here he plays with.
所以你是来给我当球童的吗 Now, did you come here to caddie for me?
我是来和你谈判的 I came here to negotiate.
扯淡 Bullshit.
取证之后你的客户缴械投降了 Your client caved after that deposition,
因为她知道法庭之上她毫无胜算 because she knew she couldn't make it through a trial.
所以是我来帮你讨价的 So I'm gonna negotiate for you.
协议书上的价格是两百万 The offer on the table was 2 million.
现在变成一百万了 It just went down to one.
-罗伯特 -现在是五十万了 - Robert. - Now it's 500,000.
你挺会砍价的啊 You're pretty good at this.
提醒我下次换车的时候喊上你 Remind me to have you buy my next car for me.
现在只有十万了 Now it's 100,000.
哦不 等等 No, wait.
拿着 Here.
上了法庭对谁都没好处 No one wins if we go to war.
你还没有孩子 对吗 You don't have children, do you?
你来我的地盘 威胁我的公司 You came to my house and threatened my firm.
你的地盘 "Your house"?
你让我女儿坐在那儿取证 You put my little girl in that deposition
让她看着我如何毁掉那个女人 so she could see me shred that woman,
而我没有退缩是因为这是我的本职 which I did because that's my job.
我在试图保护我的客户 And I was trying to protect that woman.
这也是我的本职 That was my job.
但你的客户吓得面如土色 Well, your client is scared shitless.
应该说我的工作比你做的 So I guess that means that I did my job
要好得多了吧 a lot better than you did yours.
和解取消 The settlement is gone.
还想要什么的话 You want something...
咱们就法庭上见 You come take it at trial.
你想要什么 What do you need?
一张纸巾 A napkin.
不我是说 社保号码 No, social security number,
出生日期 最喜欢的颜色 date of birth, favorite color,
果仁过敏 我不知道 allergy to nuts. I don't know.
你需要哪些资料 What's it gonna take?
我不觉得我们现在需要 I don't think I need to steal
窃取你父亲的个人资料 your father's identity just yet.
迈克说他撤回了协议 Mike said he pulled the settlement,
我们不能让他如愿 and we can't let that happen.
-"我们" -对 "我们" - "We"? - Yes, "We."
我也是这儿的一员 I work here too.
-现在我懂了 -懂什么 - Now I get it. - Get--
不不不 这不是我和我爸的恩怨 No, no, no. This isn't about me and my father.
这是有关我们的客户 This is about the client.
我是说我懂为什么唐娜这么喜欢你了 No, I meant why Donna likes you so much.
这样啊 谢谢 我也很喜欢她 Oh. Thank you. I-I like her too.
你猜怎么着 You know what?
我本来打算投降放弃这个案子了 I was gonna give in and drop this case.
但你执意要在私底下找我 But now that you accosted me during my me time,
我打算改变想法 照你说的去做 I'm gonna change my mind and do what you say.
你本来就没打算放弃 You were gonna continue with it anyway.
-被你看穿了 -好吧 - Yes. - Right.
你现在也想尝尝我的百吉饼吗 Would you like to eat my bagel now too?
真的吗 谢谢你 我 Oh, thank you. I...
不好意思 I'm so sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
你来这儿干什么 What are you doing here?
我只是路过进来和你说你是对的 I just came by to tell you that you were right.
这是你的案子 不是我的 This is your case, not mine.
我不是首席律师了 I'm no longer first chair.
很好 我们最要好了 Fine. We're best friends.
现在请你离开 Now please leave.
好吧 我是来给你送文件的 Okay, I came to give you your files back.
全体起立 All rise.
不可能 我又不是三岁小孩 No way. I wasn't born yesterday.
我的文件就在这儿 I've got my files right here.
卡特里娜 我是在给大家一个台阶下 Okay, Katrina, I'm offering us both a way out here.
你带着你的文件 离我越远越好 You keep whatever's in those files the hell away from me.
好 我懂了 Okay. You got me.
-你不相信我 -那就开始吧 - I'm not to be trusted. - All right, let's get to it.
班尼特小姐 我想你有东西要呈上 Ms. Bennett, I believe you have something for me.
法官大人 Your honor,
吉布斯先生指控我方证券诈骗 Mr. Gibbs charged my client with securities fraud,
但同时他隐瞒了 but he neglected to disclose
美国证监会与国内税务署的报告有出入 discrepancies between the S.E.C.'s findings and the IRS's.
我这儿有详细的证据 I have with me an exhibit.
不好意思 你肯定不小心发现自己拿了 I'm sorry. You must've accidentally somehow gotten
一堆我被PS成 the file of pictures of me
各届美国总统的相片 photoshopped as various American presidents.
事实上我挺喜欢那张的 I actually like that one.
我看上去挺精明的 是吧 I look pretty sharp, don't I?
你其实要找的是这个 What you're really looking for was this...
我之前说的 like I offered.
但按照你的要求 But per your request,
我会带着它离你远远的 I'm gonna keep it the hell away from you.
你们这是在开什么玩笑吗 Is this some sort of joke?
不 法官大人 No. Your honor.
那就立刻把那个文件夹呈上来 Bring that folder up here right now.
如果它们不是合法的法庭文件的话 And if they're not legitimate court documents,
你将被处以罚款 you are in for one hell of a fine.
你在忙什么 What are you working on?
我在查阅过去五年内 I'm going through the reviews for every executive
福尔松食品公司提拔的所有主管人员 promoted at Folsom Foods for the last five years.
你呢 You?
查阅过去五年内福尔松食品公司 Reviews of every executive promoted at folsom foods
提拔的所有主管人员 for the past five years.
你是对的 You were right.
这不是什么父女大战 This is not Zane versus Zane.
我也不想再谈论我爸了 And I don't want to talk about my dad anymore.
很好 Good.
那感觉像是他让我坐下 It's like he was sitting me down
看着我的眼睛 and looking me in the eye
-对我说... -什么 - and telling me... - What?
你不仅没有天赋而且可悲可怜 that I'm untalented and pathetic
没有高超的技艺或是坚韧的意志 and don't have the skills or the fortitude
或者任何我所选的领域内所需的素质 or anything else it takes to make it in my chosen field.
他这话是在说给客户听 He was talking to a client.
你考了172分 你要去上法学院了 You got a 172. You're going to law school.
这点他无法否认 He can't deny that.
其实 他还不知道这事 Yeah. He--he doesn't know that.
瑞秋 你 Rachel, you--
以前我 When I, um...
告诉他我要在高中毕业典礼上致欢迎词 told him that I was high-school salutatorian...
美国高中生第一名在毕业典礼上致告别词 第二名致欢迎词
猜他听完说的第一句话是什么 guess what the first words out of his mouth were.
他想知道谁来致告别词 He wanted to know who the valedictorian was.
不对 Nope.
他说 He said...
"第二名也不赖" "Number two ain't bad."
他觉得他很幽默 He thought it was funny.
所有人都说我妈妈美貌动人 Everyone's always said that my mom is beautiful
我爸爸机智强大 and that my dad is smart and powerful.
我只希望他能 And all I've ever wanted is for him...
他永远不会看到你不一样的一面 He's never gonna see a different side of you
如果你不把那面展示给他看的话 if you don't show him a different side of you.
他知道我当时就坐在那儿 He knew I was sitting right there.
是你自己选择坐在那儿的 You chose to be sitting right there.
-路易 -嗨 唐娜 - Louis. - Hi, Donna.
有什么可以为你效劳的吗 What can I do for you?
不是为我 Not for me.
为卡特里娜 For Katrina.
-卡特里娜是谁来着 -得了 - Which one's Katrina again? - Okay, you know what?
你玩够了吧 该冰释前嫌了 You've had your fun. Time to let it go.
恐怕我没法一笔勾销 Yeah, I'm afraid I'm not gonna let anything go
除非她给左得跪下 Until that woman kneels before Zod.
《超人》中毁灭氪星的元凶
别的不说 你知道左得是谁吗 First of all, you know who Zod is?
其次 你以为自己是左得吗 And second of all, you think you're Zod?
左得将军是远见卓识的领袖 General Zod was a visionary leader
却在自己的星球得不到赏识 who was underappreciated by his entire planet.
我当然知道他是谁 Of course I know who he is.
好吧 但卡特里娜不是超人 Okay, well, Katrina isn't Superman,
你到底想要她怎样 so what the hell do you want from her?
我懂了 Okay. I get it.
在你眼里哈维是超人 他雇佣了卡特里娜 Harvey is Superman, and he hired Katrina,
而却没让你招那个新人 instead of you getting your first-year.
我那个新人叫玛丽亚 但这和那事没关系 Her name was Maria, and this is not about that.
这事是关于 What this is about
我得到新员工的尊敬 is me getting respect from a new employee, so...
你在欺负她 真想要她尊敬你吗 You beat her. You want her respect?
就与她和好 别去烦她 Make up with her and leave her alone.
是吗唐娜 这就是尊敬的表示吗 Oh, really, Donna? Is that a sign of respect?
不去烦某人 就像你和哈维那样 Leaving someone alone, like you and Harvey
在丹尼尔离开之后对我不闻不问 left me alone since Daniel?
路易 哈维欢迎你的回归 Louis, Harvey welcomed you back.
他那样叫欢迎 "Welcomed"?
他撕了我的辞呈 He ripped up my letter of resignation,
一语不发 and he didn't say a word.
-路易 -跟你说吧 - Louis. - You know what?
这么多年来 Over the years, all the ribbing
你和哈维整了我那么多次 and all the practical jokes between you and Harvey,
我觉得那算是尊敬 I found that to be a sign of respect.
但是自从你说 But you haven't had one conversation with me
你再不想看到我的臭脸之后 since you told me you never wanted
你没和我说过一句话 to see my smug face again.
所以言归正转 你去告诉卡特里娜 So you know what? You go tell Katrina
本大爷真没心情原谅别人 that I'm not really in a forgiving mood.
福尔松食品公司的案子 我有个主意 I had an idea about Folsom Foods.
-你也来这套 -怎么 - You too? - What?
别想抢我的百吉饼 You are not getting my bagel.
我干嘛要你的百吉饼 Why would I want your bagel?
别提这个了 你有什么主意 Never mind. What do you got?
我查了过去五年 I checked the review of every promotion
所有的升职评价 from the last five years.
每当他们不想提升女性员工时 Every time they don't promote a woman,
他们会用固定的几个词组 they use some combination of the same 16 words.
-男员工呢 -不用 - And the men? - No.
是什么词组 What are the words?
"高度紧张 敏感 激进 草率" "High-strung, sensitive, aggressive, abrasive..."
像密码似的 Coded language.
长久以来 他们千方百计 They went out of their way to shield themselves
不让某个女员工以性别歧视来起诉 from any one person bringing a gender-discrimination suit,
也就是说他们对女性一视同仁 which means they treated all of them the same.
集体性事件 As a class.
是的 猜猜有多少人 Yeah. And guess how many.
来自22个不同部门 113个女性员工 113 female employees across all 22 divisions.
你知道她们有什么共同点吗 You know what they have in common?
都被拒绝升职的要求 All denied promotions
就因为她们是女性 due to the fact that they're women,
而不是因为能力不济 not that they're untalented or pathetic
也不是因为缺少成功的毅力 or lack the fortitude to excel in their chosen field.
这完全是扯淡 This is a crock of shit.
靠两百万和解是痴人说梦 You didn't want to settle for 2 million.
两亿元能搞定已经算谢天谢地了 You'll be lucky to settle for 200 million.
罗伯特 尽情享受高尔夫吧 Robert, play all the golf you want.
这次本杰明法官也帮不了你 Judge Benjamin isn't gonna get you out of this one.
伙计们今天顺利吗 How we doing today, boys?
先生 请站过来 Sir, need you to step over here, please.
别紧张 蝙蝠侠 是我的皮带 Easy, batman. I left my belt on.
好吧 如果可以 Well, if it's okay with you,
我要使用我的蝙蝠金属探测器 I'm gonna break out my trusty bat metal detector.
先生 请你双手举过头顶 Sir, we need you to raise your arms above your head, please.
好的 我要记下你的警徽号 Okay, and I'm gonna need your badge number.
这东西怎么会在兜里 How did those get there?
-先生 这是件武器 -这也算是武器 - Sir, this is a weapon. - A weapon?
这是我的指甲剪 混蛋 They're my nail scissors, you asshole.
是镀金的 花了我两千块钱 They're gold-plated. They cost $2,000.
你是打算带着两千美金的武器进法庭吗 You're gonna bring a $2,000 weapon into my courthouse?
我是说我也不知道它怎么会在我口袋里 I'm just saying I don't know even how they got there.
也许是谜语人放的[蝙蝠侠的宿敌] Oh, well, maybe the Riddler put them there.
这很好笑 我就是想说... Okay, that's very funny. I'm just saying...
这一切都是误会 Maybe it was, like, a big misunderstanding.
你是说你不知道这剪刀是谁的 You say you don't know whose those are?
不是的 好吧 我错了 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. I'm sorry.
我们从头开始 Okay, let's just start over.
我就想拿回来 I'm just gonna need them back.
我现在以偷藏武器 I'm placing you under arrest
妄图进入纽约法院的罪名 for carrying a concealed weapon
对你实施逮捕 into a courthouse in the state of New York.
同时你还袭击了法警 And for assaulting an officer of the court.
-什么 -你好 埃迪 - What? - Hey, Eddie.
你好班尼特小姐 见到你很高兴 Hey, Ms. Bennett. Nice to see you again.
-雪莉和孩子们还好吗 -他们很好 - How are Shelly and the kids? - Oh, they're doing great.
我是说...她很好 You know, I mean-- you know, she's--
他们很好 谢谢关心 Yeah. No, they're doing great. Thanks for asking.
是她干的好事 It was her!
你以为我不知道吗 You think I don't know that?
我一直很喜欢这张照片 I always loved that picture.
我也是 Me too.
学校舞台剧的试镜照 Tryouts for the school play.
演米老鼠米妮 Minnie Mouse.
我想谈下取证的事情 I want to talk about the deposition.
瑞秋 我们不能谈论这个案子 Rachel, you and I cannot talk about the case.
我是说取证 不是案件本身 I said the deposition, not the case.
我不在乎什么案子 I don't give a shit about the case.
那你为什么要接 Then why did you take it?
因为你带我出去过生日 Because you took me out for my birthday
却告诉我你要和我公司为敌 and told me you were picking a fight with my family and said,
还说"别管这事 小姑娘 你管不来的" "Sit it out, little girl. You can't handle this."
你知道为什么我喜欢这张照片吗 Do you know why I love that picture?
因为那时我还是你的乖乖女 Because I'm still your little girl.
因为你当时很快乐 Because you were happy.
你还记得试镜那天吗 You remember what happened at those tryouts?
是的 我落选了 Yeah. I didn't get the part.
-你很伤心 -我只是个孩子 - And it killed you. - I was a child.
大多数孩子没多久就忘记了 And most children let things go.
但是你再没去试过镜 But you never tried out for a play again.
我有别的事情可做 I did other things.
你现在就没有别的事情可做了吗 But why aren't you doing other things now?
我眼睁睁看你失败 I am watching you fail
为此痛苦不堪 and stall and beat yourself up.
我心如刀割啊 And it rips me up inside.
我参加了法学院入学考试 I took the LSATs.
得了172分 I got a 172.
什么时候 When?
六周以前 Six weeks ago.
为什么现在才告诉我 And you're just telling me now.
我不想听你炫耀你的177分 I didn't want to hear some joke about your 177.
在取证的时候 When we were in that room,
我知道你针对的是她 I know you were talking to her,
但感觉却是你说的每句话都是针对的我 but it was like you were aiming everything right at me.
之后我明白了 And then I thought, "You know what?
也许你看待所有人都是这样的 Maybe you look at all of us that way."
-瑞秋 -我和她们不一样 - Rachel. - Well, we're not all the same.
你得小心了 And you need to toughen up
因为我不再是你的乖乖女了 because I am not that little girl anymore.
看看现在谁跪在了左得面前啊 So who's gonna kneel before Zod now?
我不会向任何人屈膝的 I'm not kneeling before anybody,
更别说是那个陷害我 let alone the person who framed me
让我身陷囹圄的人 and put me in this jail cell.
你让我在麦金太尔法官面前出了丑 You humiliated me with Judge Mcintyre.
得了吧 你不也整了我 Oh, please. You did the same thing.
我只是让你缺席 Missing an appearance is different
而你让我在整个法庭面前丢人 from looking like a buffoon in open court.
我当时给过你出路 这事儿你不能怨我 I gave you a way out, so don't come crying to me.
强奸犯 杀人犯... Rapist, murderer...
我习惯了和这些人打交道 These are the kinds of people I'm used to dealing with.
你知道他们怎么样吗 And you know where they are?
他们要花费整个后半生的时间 Spending the rest of their lives
才能意识到我不是个花瓶 realizing that I wasn't just a pretty face.
你觉得我整你是因为这个 Is that what you think this is about?
就因为我是女的 你才这么对我 You treated me like shit because I'm a woman.
你凭什么这么说 我崇拜女性 How dare you? I worship women.
崇拜我妈 我祖母 愿她安息 My mother, my grandmother-- God rest her soul--
崇拜希拉里·克林顿 格温·史蒂芬妮 Hillary clinton, Gwen Stefani.
那你是为了什么 Then what the hell is your problem?
你抢走了别人的饭碗 那人比你更适合 You took a job from somebody who deserved it more.
我重新提交了撤销案件的动议 I went to resubmit my motion to dismiss.
麦金太尔法官好像早就收到了 Turns out Judge Mcintyre already received it...
说是我给他的 From me.
客户需要 而你又写好了 The client needed it, and you wrote it.
我硬要在上面落痕迹很不合适 For me to put my signature on it would just be wrong.
法官同意了 Well, it worked.
你准备接受停战吗 Are you ready to call a truce?
如果我不接受 你会用谋杀罪陷害我吗 Are you gonna frame me for murder if I say no?
只要你把这东西放自己办公室里 我就不会 Not as long as you keep these in your own office.
罗伯特 Robert.
在这里见到你 真巧啊 What a coincidence seeing you here.
-一点都不巧 -我也没觉得是 - It's not a coincidence. - I didn't think it was.
你那个哈维还有点本事 I got to give it to your man Harvey.
气势汹汹啊 He comes full throttle.
他有他的优点和缺点 He has his pros and cons.
他们都这样 They all do.
你带支票簿来了吗 Did you bring your checkbook?
-谢谢 -我带了这个 - Thank you. - I brought this.
你要取消我们的集体诉讼案 You're going to decertify our class?
我要把这个全搞开 I'm gonna bust it wide open.
你让我女儿参与那次取证之后 You see, after you brought my daughter to that deposition,
我发现不是所有女人都一样的 I realized not all women are the same.
你别想把这个搅成113个独立案子 No way this gets busted up into 113 cases.
要我说最少也有45个了 I'd say a minimum of 45.
有些你能赢 有些你会输 Some you may win, some you may lose.
但一个案子都会消耗你们的资源 All of which are gonna drain your resources.
你又来威胁我了 You're threatening me again.
-我还有另一个选择 -什么 - I have another option. - Which is what?
我跟你说了 不是所有女人都一样 I told you-- not all women are the same.
你不是开玩笑吧 You got to be kidding me.
"不是所有女人都一样" 这是什么鬼话 "Not all women are the same." What the hell does that mean?
他想和我们合并 He wants to merge.
什么 What?
皮尔逊·赞恩 Pearson Zane.
不不 没戏 这我可不干 No. No way. I'm not doing that.
你说什么 Oh, excuse me?
我们赶走哈德曼可不是为了这个下场 We didn't fight off Hardman to end up here.
还不是你折腾人家女儿 Well, you went after the man's daughter,
我们才落得这个下场的 which is what put us here.
是你叫我把他得跪地求饶的 You told me to cut him off at the knees.
你要是用那样的手段打到一个人 If you're gonna go that low to put someone down,
最好别让他们能再爬起来 then you better make damn sure that they don't get back up.
不管是不是罗伯特 It doesn't matter if it's Robert or not.
他们都会穷追不舍的 They're gonna keep coming.
直到我把你名字加上去是吧 Until I put your name on the door.
不是这个意思 That's not what this is about.
我们撑得了一时 撑不了一世 We can only take these hits for so long.
千刀万剐总得死 Death by a thousand cuts.
好吧 All right.
要是他们继续穷追不舍 Well, if they're gonna keep coming,
那我们不如干脆跟他们大干一场 then we may as well just make it one big brawl.
杰西卡 真是巧啊 Jessica. What a coincidence.
省省吧 Skip it.
听你这口气 I'm guessing by your tone
合并是没希望了 that our merger is off the table?
本来也没有希望 It was never on the table.
-这是什么 -新闻稿 - What's this? - A press release.
大型事务所女领导 "Female head of major law firm
将不惜一切代价 "is going to the ends of the earth
把这45件性别歧视案件进行到底 to fight 45 cases of gender discrimination."
净是些胡扯 This is bullshit.
看着我 Look at me.
这会拖垮你的律所的 You'll cripple your firm.
我宁愿失去律所 I would rather lose my firm
也不会娶你过来天天威胁我 than get married staring down the barrel of a shotgun.
你总不能每次取证 You're not gonna be able to have my daughter
都叫我女儿到场 in every deposition.
这可有45件案子呢 This is 45 cases.
这样你想要和解 And it will cost you 45 times the amount
也得比现在多花上45倍的钱 that you could settle for right here.
我知道你 Yeah, I know you.
象棋大师 你觉得你自己是鲍比·菲舍尔吗 The chess master-- you think you're Bobby Fischer.
前国际象棋世界冠军
这可不是象棋 这叫多米诺 This isn't chess. It's dominoes.
开头的案子可能会很艰难 Now, the first case might be tough.
但那之后 But after that,
一个接一个... one by one...
等一切尘埃落定的时候 And when it's all said and done,
我就是笑到最后的那个 I'll be the last one standing,
手握一张丰厚的支票 holding a big, fat check in my hand.
记得提醒我准备文件 Remind me to get the papers ready
好参加...明天的第19次取证 for, uh, the deposition tomorrow, the 19th.
这样... Uh, that would...
老天 Holy shit.
哪个该死的干的 Who the hell did this?
听着 诺玛 你要是再让人这样 All right, Norma, if you're gonna keep letting people
随随便便地进我的办公室 into this office like this,
那我还要你干什么 then what the hell good are you?
对了 等等 Oh, yeah, wait.
还有记得提醒我买下周穿的袜子 And by the way, remind me to buy socks for next week.
快没得穿了 I'm running low.
不得不承认 I got to admit,
你坏小子形象还挺性感的 you do look kind of hot as a bad boy.
告诉我这不是卡特里娜·班尼特干的 You tell me right now this was not Katrina Bennett,
-因为这可不叫停战 -拜托 - 'Cause this is not a truce. - Oh, please.
卡特里娜跟这没半点关系 Katrina had nothing to do with this.
-那是你干的吗 -不是 - Then this was you? - No.
哈维 Harvey?
你没骗我 You're not lying.
一点没 Nope.
这意思是我们之间没事了吗 Does this mean that you and I are good?
不是 No.
还没 Not yet.
再见 路易 Bye, Louis.
等等 别走 Wait, don't go.
我们和好了 We're back!
不 没有 No, we're not.
该死 Oh, shit.
那案子我放手不管了 I'm dropping the case.
为什么 Why?
因为我一开始就不该接手 Because I never should have taken it in the first place.
-爸 -你也说了 - Dad. - You said it yourself.
我去找你家人的麻烦 I picked a fight with your family,
还要求你袖手旁观 told you to sit it out,
一个男人不该逼自己女儿 and those aren't words a man should ever hear from--
说出这种话来 from his daughter.
你不够坚强了吗 You're not tough enough?
差得远呢 Not even close.
我们那顿午饭还没吃完呢 Well, we never finished our lunch.
明天怎么样 Tomorrow?
明天 Tomorrow.
不过我们得换个地方了 But we'll have to pick a new place.
我已经尝过你点的那个鹅肝了 I already tried that foie gras of yours.
-真的吗 -没错 - You did? - Yep.
怎么样 And?
简直难以下咽 It tasted like ass.
拜托 Come on.
看来你俩和好了 Looks like you guys made up.
就算个开始吧 It's a start.
我没想打扰你们 I didn't want to interrupt,
而且我知道这晚了几天 and I know I'm a few days late,
不过... but...
那是我的... Is that my...
入学考试成绩 Your LSATs score?
是 我想 Yeah. I figured...
这种事你不该藏着掖着的 you shouldn't keep things like this a secret.
谢谢你 迈克 Thanks, Mike.
生日快乐 Happy birthday.
你怎么知道那天是我生日 How did you know it was my birthday?
对了 肯定以前跟你说过一次 Oh, right. I must have told you once.
是 你说过 我忘了 You did, yeah. I mean, I forgot.
是 这是唐娜送的 Yeah, this is from Donna.
拜托 Come on.
你就是... That is exac...
我刚看到... I just saw that...
反应就这么快 Yeah, that's how fast I am.
打动你了吧 没什么的 You're impressed. It's no big deal.
怎么解决的 How did it go down?
你跟他说敢惹我的人 Did you tell him if he puts one of ours in the hospital,
我就把你大卸八块吗 we put one of his in the morgue?
哈维 我没跟他引用《铁面无私》台词 No, Harvey. I did not quote the Untouchables to the man.
你该用的 "你这只蠢猪" You should've, "You stinkin' Irish pig."
真逗 That's really funny,
"你个没用的撒谎精..." "You lying member of a no-good..."
罗伯特 Robert.
我没打算打扰你们 Oh, I hate to interrupt in the middle
演《铁面无私》 of a Untouchables quote fest.
那边隔一个办公室在演《钢木兰》呢 Two doors down, they're doing Steel Magnolias.
你去肯定特合适 You'd fit right in.
我比较喜欢沙滩的 I'm more of a beaches man myself.
我猜你是来谈和解的 I assume you're here to settle.
恐怕不是 I'm afraid not.
我是来通知你 I wanted to tell you that my firm
我的公司有利益冲突 has a conflict of interest,
所以我把案子外包了 so I decided to farm out the case.
现在轮到那个倒霉鬼了 Whose ass are we gonna kick now?
其实是个我原来的同学 Actually, an old classmate of mine.
我猜是... Let me guess...
丹尼尔·哈德曼 Daniel Hardman.