KISS ME BABY
Koi wa aserazu
Don't be impatient with love
Isoija dame dame
Rushing it is no good, no good
Kamisama oshiete yo
God, please let me know
Mou soutou muchuu demo
Am I already quite crazy about love?
Kimi ga warau to
But when you smile
Haato ga dokitto ne
My heart skips a beat
Shichau no naze kashira
I wonder why it does that?
Himitsu no tokimeki tomaranai
The secret throbbing of my heart just won't stop
Unlimited Translation
Works
Presents
You still don't know anything
Honto no watashi no koto
About the real me
Kimi wa mada nani mo shiranai
One by one, they accumulate
Hitotsu hitotsu fuete yuku
These firsts that belong only to the two of us
Futari dake no hajimete wo
It's because you join them all and hold me tight
Zenbu tsunaide dakishimeru kara
That I love you
Kimi ga suki
BABY BABY
Don't be impatient with love
Koi wa aserazu
Rushing it is no good, no good
Isoija dame dame
God, please let me know
Kamisama oshiete yo
Am I already quite crazy about love?
Mou soutou muchuu demo
But when you smile
Kimi ga warau to
Haato ga dokitto ne
My heart skips a beat
I wonder why it does that?
Shichau no naze kashira
This secret throbbing of my heart just won't stop
Himitsu no tokimeki tomaranai
UTW Staff Translator/Editor/QC: Raze Timer: Klipper Typesetter: Bob64 Being Cool: ar Also Cool: Nikon
Umm...
It's been a while, so... could I ask you out s-sometime soon?
Just do whatever you want.
And that's how they ended up going on a date!
This time, you'll do what you should've done.
And the sign is... H!
TL Note: H means sex, remember?
We've kissed...
Clearly, what comes next is...
Will I be good at it?
Actually, I've never really given this much thought until now,
but is Yamada...
... experienced?
Yamada and Kanejou-san obviously have a lot of experience.
They probably have super techniques that are out of this world.
It's as I thought.
What about Misato?
Eh? What happened next?!
Nope, she doesn't. Definitely not!
That's because you're a sucker for boobs.
But she'll eventually have sex with some guy, right?
And, right in the middle of it...
You suck!
Premature ejaculator!
She'd bluntly say exactly what she thinks...
We know it won't happen, so what are we imagining things for?
But...
Hah! You're no good at all,
and you're fast.
Go die!
I get the feeling that Yamada would be even worse.
What's wrong, Kosuda, are you alright?
He's a stoic!
Isn't he just a masochist?
I don't mind if you're fast.
What are you doing?
I'm simulating what I'll say to him after he fails.
What's that for?
You came before we even started.
Don't worry about it, it happens often.
But that's the one thing I can't accept!
Is Kosuda really fine with a girl like her?
The Kanejou Family The Sparkling Secret of the Rich Brother!
I'll probably get there quite early.
Yamada would probably head out early, too...
This couldn't get any better!
... or am I dreaming too much?
Not at all.
This is no dream!
Arrow: Yamada
Damn you, Kosuda.
How dare you make someone like me wait!
Well, I did come here an hour early.
Should put on more lip gloss?
Hey.
You're late! Let's go!
Really?!
I figured I had nothing to lose if I hit on you...
It's great to be alive!
Obviously I'd get hit on if I'm by myself!
You should've come two hours early!
Brother.
Brother!
Brother, where are you?
He went out.
Geez, he acts too freely!
I want to lock him up somewhere.
Now now...
Please have some tea.
Would you like anything else?
@$@!#%$#*&$.
Ow ow, my back...
Are you okay, Granny?
Mommy! Where are you?!
Mommy!
Ooh, I'm having my baby!
Oh, sorry. Where is Jinbouchou?
But, I have a date...
He's late!
It's almost time!
It's still five minutes early.
That Kosuda, shouldn't he be aching to meet me as soon as possible?
Whatever, it's not like I care about him-
Yamada-san.
I'll just say this, but I don't have any feelings for you!
Let's go to a love hotel right now!
In my haste, I finally invited him...
Just like this, let's go straight to your first sexual experience!
Hotel?
Kanejou's brother?!
Yamada, I'm sorry!
Oh, she mistook me for someone else?
Pity.
Isn't he Kanejou-san's brother?
Yamada-san, sorry about last time.
As a mark of our acquaintance.
Don't act so close to me!
As an apology, I'll treat you to some tea.
Look at that table, what an attractive couple!
Are they both models?
How nice, they really suit each other!
Wait, if you look closely, isn't there a third person?
You're right, I didn't notice him.
He's probably just sharing their table.
What's with this situation?
What happened?
Is she punishing me for being late?
He caught me off-guard, and I couldn't turn down his offer.
Why am I having tea with this guy?!
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm Keiichi Kanejou. Nice to meet you.
N-Nice to meet you too, I'm Takashi Kosuda.
Is he going after Yamada?
U-Umm...
What is your relationship with Yamada?
Tell him you're dating!
There's no other way to counter him...
W-We're da-
I... like Yamada!
I see. So it's unrequited love.
That must hurt.
So my relationship with her is just one-sided love?!
So you're not dating Yamada-san.
That means it's okay if I ask her to be my girl, right?
What?!
No matter how hot he is, Kosuda is still better.
That's because he's a virgin!
Kanejou's brother is a rich boy, after all!
The many maids that serve him must've introduced him to his first experience a long time ago.
And now he has tons of sex...
Aah, I'm so jealous!
Ugh, this pisses me off!
Huh? What happened, Kosuda?
Yamada.
We were talking about how I'm interested in you, Yamada-san-
I'm not interested in you.
Fast!
Fast reply.
Instant reply?
It's never happened before.
I'm sorry if I wasn't clear enough.
Please go out with me-
No.
Yamada...
You don't want to hurt Kosuda-kun's feelings?
Huh? You kidding?!
It doesn't matter what Kosuda thinks, but I still don't want you!
Why?
That's because you're...
... not a virgin!
What does she think she's saying?
Is she joking?
There's no way someone that hot could still be a virgin.
Is that important to you, Yamada-san?
That's right.
That's where my worth is?!
Then, that's good.
I can give you what you're looking for, Yamada-san.
You're a virgin?!
Really? How?!
You too, Yamada-san.
Why does sex matter so much to you?
It's not something you can't live without.
Stop pretending!
I want hundreds, no, thousands of sex friends, and you...
... but I can't say that.
Once you've found someone you like, isn't it natural to do it?
Nice cover-up.
Yes. I agree.
However...
I've been approached by many, many women,
but none of them have been able to make me feel that way.
That's because I've exterminated all the women who could possibly do so.
That's why you're still celibate.
There's never been a single time when I've thought, "she's the one".
In other words, the only reason he's still a virgin and in no rush to have sex
is because he's popular and can have sex whenever he wants?
Shall we take care of him?
Up until now, that is.
There's something different about you, Yamada-san.
Just then was the first time I've asked anyone to be my girlfriend.
No no, don't be falling for his tricks, now!
Firstly, this could just be a lie to seduce me.
There's no way someone that popular could have no lover!
What about you?
Though, it's not impossible now that I think about it.
A hot virgin guy.
Could he be my ideal man?
There aren't any guys that are both hot and a virgin.
That's right, I've always been searching for a guy like that...
It's this late already?
I have an appointment with my sister.
Sorry about this, but I'll excuse myself.
Please think about being my girl.
I turned him down relentlessly,
but why is he encouraging me to think again?
Kanejou's brother really is a formidable man!
However, I can't expect much of his techniques...
I didn't expect that with Kanejou-san's brother.
What are you being so flippant for?
There are other more pressing matters you need to think about...
So... his girlfriend was stolen from him during their date?
How could someone this pathetic exist?
Can't expect much...
Yamada, about what we'll do next...
I smell a hot guy.
Yamada! What a coincidence!
Misato?!
Did you just see a hot guy around here?
Huh wait, Kosuda-kun?
You just noticed I was here?
Why are you with him?
Is this a date?!
N-No way!
We just happened to meet here all of a sudden...
Well then, I'll get going!
S-See ya!
I even studied up on sex, but...
Misato, I'll kill you someday...
Wanna kill her now?
Brother!
Ohh, you're late!
We have plenty of time before the concert.
What were you doing, and where?
I met up with Yamada-san.
I gave her my first ever love confession.
Thank goodness it was just a dream...
You've been dreaming for the last three days.
You're awake now, Kyouka?
Actually, Yamada-san still hasn't responded to my confession yet.
Mademoiselle!
Kyouka?
Ero!
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High School Boys Ero-Talk Corner!
What about Ms. Akai?
She's the P.E. teacher, and she doesn't really have much sex appeal.
Could it be that she's still a virgin?
I'm not really used to this kind of thing...
So, we'd be the ones taking the lead?
That would be pretty nice!
Crap, I'm getting pumped!
I know, right?
Well, that sort of thing.
Are you stupid?!
But Takeshita, who would've thought that hot guy is actually a virgin?
What kind of girl would limit herself to only date virgin guys?!
Kosuda must be worrying right now!
That you only wanted him for his virginity...
That can't be...
So Yamada only wanted me for my virginity?
He's worrying about it all right.
That can't be. But, when we first met...
You're still a virgin, right?
Don't tell me Yamada's a virgin maniac!
I know.
I just need to clear the misunderstanding, right?
Kosuda, it's not virgin guys that I like.
I actually li-
Not virgin guys...
It's not a misunderstanding!
I chose him because he's a virgin!
That might've been true at the beginning, but isn't it different now?
It's not different, I want a virgin...
Then you should be fine with Kanejou-san's brother.
If all you care about is sex, then you shouldn't be going after virgins.
Yamada, be honest with yourself.
W-What?
You no longer care about whether he's a virgin or not.
What's important to you is Kosuda himself.
Yamada?
Allow me to explain.
When Yamada becomes mentally overwhelmed,
the "Yamada Breaker" in her heart trips.
Yamada Breaker
Reset!
It's not different.
I want a virgin.
Whoa, she reverted back to the save point!
On the way to love? Don't you make moves on my Kosuda!
Ah, it's Kanejou-san.
Morning!
It's been a whole week.
Have you recovered from your cold?
I wonder if she still isn't feeling well...
W-What the?!
The window glass just suddenly-
Brother confessed to Yamada-san...
What's more, it was when Yamada-san was on a date with Komatsubara-kun...
It's Kosuda, Kosuda!
Mademoiselle was so shocked her memory was blown far away!
But it's fine.
I'll steal her boyfriend, just like I intended to initially!
And then, I'll throw him away just like trash!
Good morning, Kanejou-san.
If I remember right, Miyano-san is Koitabashi-kun's-
... no, Kosuda-kun's childhood friend.
Also, the texture of the Hijiki seaweed-
Miyano-san.
Well, what is Kosuda-kun like?
Even Kanejou-san's interested in Kosuda-kun?
I've always thought that I could be beside him.
Just that would be enough.
But, all of a sudden, Kosuda-kun's gone where my hands can't reach...
Don't give up, Mayu! Work harder!
Miyano's Sex God
No, it's fine.
Yamada-san and Kanejou-san are both really nice people that'd suit Kosuda well.
He's really cool, nice, and manly...
You're not talking about someone else?
I'm asking about Takashi Kosuda-kun.
Under the reign of King Henry IV, the Bourbon dynasty began...
I don't understand what Yamada's real intentions are.
I want to discuss this with someone,
but if you're talking about someone who'll take me seriously...
Kosuda
Miyano?
I brought some food, I didn't come to spy on you!
Thanks, as always.
Ah, that's right, Miyano. Could you hear me out?
Love advice?
Well, if it's a bother-
No no, if you're fine with me...
You gave me advice too, when we were kids...
I'm sorry.
We're childhood friends, but we don't really talk about it much.
Arrow: We don't really talk about it much
Oww...
No, it's nothing.
I see, so you've gone on several dates with Yamada-san.
Yeah.
But, you guys aren't at all friendly at school.
Arrow: Aren't at all friendly at school
Ouch...
I thought so too...
So she is just playing around with me...
That's not it!
Yamada-san is a nice, kind person!
Huh? You sure?
You like Yamada-san, don't you?
Kosuda-kun, you confessed in front of everyone, didn't you?
Y-You were really cool.
A-About that...
The time when you'll know how Yamada-san feels will definitely come.
Miyano...
Somehow, I really feel much better.
Miyano, you're such a nice person.
Can you advise me again next time?
Yeah!
Hey, Mayu!
Why are you supporting his love for someone else?
I don't mind.
Though, it's quite common for people to get together through advising.
Stop, stop these devilish whispers!
The next day.
Kosuda-kun, aren't you in the photography club?
What kind of pictures do you take?
Y-Yes!
What's this? Normally she goes no further than saying hi...
I don't really know you that well,
but if I talk to you directly, you should fall for me in no time.
I can already see the resentment in Yamada-san's face!
I've never seen such a radiant smile in my life!
D-Damn you, Kanejou...
Don't tell me she's making moves on Kosuda?!
You whore!
I see, so you know quite a lot about how to take scenic photos...
Why isn't he falling for me even though we've talked this much?
I'm looking straight at him, so shouldn't he be all over me and be confessing to me by now?
You think just like Yamada does.
Don't tell me Yamada-san's already sexually seduced him...
She's a witch, indeed!
A fleshly devil!
Mademoiselle, that was improper!
That's not quite right, but it could be soon enough.
Damn it, what are they talking about?
Times like these call for secret skills!
Yamada Secret Skill: Yamada Eye Mind Reading.
Read the movement of Kanejou's lips!
Photography is also my brother's hobby.
Come to my house, by all means.
I'll properly introduce you to my brother.
Come in my mouth.
I'll properly have unprotected... sex... with... you.
Are you serious?!
You couldn't read her lips at all!
There's no way Kanejou-san would say something like that!
She's not you, so don't take your fantasies too far.
It's not my fantasy, it's mind reading.
You don't know the true nature of that fox.
She's trying to defeat me, and rule this school as its Queen!
That's bad.
You're getting tired of retorting, huh?
Even if it's an invitation from Kanejou-san,
visiting a girl's house nonchalantly while keeping it a secret from Yamada-san is...
Kosuda-san.
Now, please. Now, now, now!
Go ahead, no need to be polite!
Now, please.
Now, now.
Now, now!
Is it even possible to refuse such an invitation?
Isn't that Kanejou-san's car?
Kosuda's inside.
I didn't think she'd actually kidnap him...
You serious?
Welcome home, Mademoiselle.
I'm sorry, my brother isn't here.
Wow, her everyday clothes are really pretty!
It's like she's the secluded daughter of a wealthy household!
Kosuda-kun,
you seem to get along well with Yamada-san.
But, are you interested in other girls?
Like...
... me, for instance?
What do you mean?
K-Kanejou-san?!
What's this?
What's this situation?!
T-This should be fine, right?
He's not going to suddenly attack me, right?
Woohoo, Kanejou-san!
I can't, I can't take any more of this!
Kanejou's Sex God
You won't be able to defeat Yamada-san if you give up.
Kanejou's Sex God
That's right.
But, what should I do next?
Kanejou's Sex God
Seduce him, obviously!
Kanejou's Sex God
Seduce him?
Kanejou's Sex God
But, how?
I've never seduced anyone before, so I don't really know how.
That's right, strip!
Strip.
Strip!
Kanejou-san?!
This'll work! Just a little more!
It's decided.
With this, Kosuda-kun is now my slave!
Mademoiselle, I brought some tea-
It's a misunderstanding, misunderstanding!
I was just trying to seduce him...
Misunderstanding?
Anyway, just make sure you keep this a secret from my brother!
Also, Ichihara-san.
Yes?
He's surprisingly tenacious.
Do you have a good method that would break him immediately?
Hehe.
What was that just now?
Kosuda.
Yama-
Right now, the words flowing through Kosuda's head
aren't "Why are you here?" or "I have nothing to do with Kanejou-san".
It's "I'm gonna be killed!"
Just like the innate sense of danger herbivores have.
Oh, Ichihara-san!
I had no idea she was such a sly tactician!
A woman veteran, indeed!
With this method, I'll have Kosuda-kun in no time!
Kosuda-kun...
... isn't here!
Why did you go to Kanejou's house?
Aren't you in love with me?
S-Sorry.
So? What did she say to you?
She asked me if I was interested in other girls. Like her, for instance...
You can't be so indecisive!
I'm still on the way there!
What do you mean by "on the way"-
Don't ask!
Y-Yamada?
I'm on the way to liking you!
You have a problem with that?
None at all.
To Be Continued !
To be continued!
Dakishimete
I want to hug you tight
Aitakute
I want to see you
Kagayaku muunraito
The moon shines bright
Garasu no kutsu mo konya wa iranai wa
I won't be needing the glass slippers either tonight
Daarin
Darling
Mabuta tojita noni
I close my eyes
Fureau shunkan
But the moment we touch
Sameru yume gyunto naru
I awake from my dream and my chest tightens
Nee mukae ni kite yo
Hey, come pick me up
Mama ni mo naisho de
But don't tell Mom
Tsukiakari wo abite
Bathing in the moonlight
Hora watashi hadashi no purinsesu
Look, I'm the barefoot princess
Dakishimete
I want to hug you tight
Aitakute
I want to see you
Kagayaku muunraito
The moon shines bright
Tokenai mahou futari ni kaketa
I've cast an everlasting magic spell on us both
Yakusoku yo
Promise me
Mou nido to
That you'll never
Hanasanaide ne
Let go of me again
Garasu no kutsu mo konya wa iranai wa
I won't be needing the glass slippers either tonight
Daarin
Darling
Preview
It's Christmas Eve once again!
Completely prepared, and fully equipped!
We'll do it this time!
The eyes of those Kanejou portraits bother me somehow,
but Kosuda and I will go to a special room where we'll be alone together!
Bare... we're gonna do it bare?!
Ahh, the moving penultimate episode!
Wait, God, please don't leave us hanging bare again.
Bare, b-bare?! Bare!
Be sure to watch!