嗨 我叫克里欧 我可能是世界上最笨手笨脚的女孩 Hi, my name is Clio, and I'm possibly the clumsiest girl on Earth.
事故就发生了 Accidents just happen
在我周围 我发誓这不是我的错 但这让我成了最有名的抖音手 around me. I swear it's not my fault, but that made me the most famous tiktoker.
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我的父母非常富有 他们喜欢奢华 Now, my paren'ts were really wealthy, and they liked their luxury.
我9个月大的时候 爸爸从泰国带来了一个稀有的花瓶 并骄傲地把它放在桌子上 When I was nine months old, dad brought a rare vase from Thailand and proudly placed it on the table.
这是一百个盲僧画的 A hundred blind monks painted this.
他们花了两年时间 不到两分钟 我就爬到了桌子上 把它打翻了 Took them two years. In less than 2 min I'd crawled straight into the table and toppled it over.
我酷砸碎的声音开始鼓掌 但一些关于爸爸的脸让我停止 I started clapping at the cool smashing sound, but something about dad's face made me stop.
当我开始走路的时候 我就像该死的哥斯拉一样 摧毁一切挡在我面前的东西 When I started walking, I was like freaking Godzilla, destroying everything in my way.
我父母把他们所有珍贵的收藏品都收了起来 把家具用保鲜膜盖住 换成了纸杯和盘子 My paren'ts packed away all their precious collectors, items covered the furniture with plastic wrap and switched to paper cups and plates.
但当我五岁的时候 我造成了一场史诗级的灾难 But when I was five years old, I caused a disaster of epic proportions.
有一天 我看到仆人偷偷往爸爸的书房里偷东西 我很好奇 One day, I saw the servant sneaking something into Dad study, and I felt really curious.
那天晚上 我下楼去看了看 Later that night, I went down to have a look at it.
这只是一幅愚蠢的画 It was just a dumb painting.
就在我准备把它盖起来的时候 我骗过了布 径直撞到了油画上 在画布上撕开了一个形状不规则的洞 As I was about to cover it up, I tricked over the cloth and went crashing straight into the painting, ripping a meshaped hole through the canvas.
哦 我的上帝 第二天 父亲邀请了数以百计的朋友对我们的豪宅揭幕的绘画 Oh my God. The next day, dad had invited hundreds of friends to our mansion for the unveiling of the painting.
伟大的艺术家让我借它来欣赏杰作 神圣的Moly 真是莫大的荣幸 It's such an honor that the great artist has let me borrow it behold the masterpiece Holy Moly.
艺术家起诉了爸爸 他必须支付数百万美元和损害赔偿金 The artist suit dad, and he had to pay millions and damages.
幸运的是 钱不是问题 但是泰德还是那么生气 他认为我不正常 所以他把我的医生 谁做了大量的测试和扫描和跟我说没有错了 Luckily, money wasn't an issue. But Tad was still so mad he thought I wasn't normal, so he whisked me off to the doctor, who did lots of tests and scans and said there was nothing wrong with me.
也许她只是邪恶 那她可能是在装傻毁了我们的生活来取乐 Maybe she's just evil. Then maybe she's pretending to be clumsy and destroying our lives for fun.
你听起来疯狂 我们的孩子并不邪恶 You sound crazy. Our baby is not evil.
你的宝宝简直就是个灾难 Your baby is a walking disaster.
但有一天 我发现了改变我生活的东西 But then one day, I discovered something that changed my life.
当我八岁时 妈妈带我去了第一次 但我们在一个很拥挤的地方 我从她溜走了 When I was eight, mom took me to the city for the 1st time, but we were in a really crowded place, and I slipped away from her.
当我环顾四周时 我看到一群无家可归的孩子们在街上跳舞 As I looked around, I saw a group of homeless children dancing in the street.
我立刻喜欢上了她们优雅地移动身体的姿势 I immediately fell in love with the way they gracefully moved their bodies.
演出结束后 人们会给他们钱 但我只有我的棒棒糖 所以我把它给了其中一个 她很高兴 People were giving them money after their performance, but I only had my lollipop, so I gave it to one of them, and she was happy.
从那以后 我开始看youtube视频 自学舞蹈 From then on, I'd watch youtube videos and teach myself to dance.
尽管我是如此笨拙 Even though I was so clumsy.
通常 音乐的节拍使我的身体动作非常协调 Usually, the beat of the music somehow made my body movements really coordinated.
有一天 我决定去炫耀我括号不能行动 One day, I decided to show off my moves to my paren'ts.
妈妈 爸爸 看 我是一个舞者 Mommy, daddy, look, I'm a dancer.
妈妈很激动 但爸爸看起来很有资格 立刻关掉了音乐 Mom was thrilled, but dad looked qualified and immediately turned off the music.
天啊 我怎么能视而不见呢 Good God, how can I unsee that?
别再这样了 但你是说 爸爸 我舞跳得很好 就像那个告诉你镜子掉了的未婚妻 Don't you do that again. But you mean, daddy, I'm a really good dancer, like fiancee who told you that your mirror dropped.
这些废话 总有一天你会掌管我的公司 This nonsense, you'll be running my company one day.
说自己不能两者兼顾的白痴 Idiot who says she can't do both.
她现在可以把舞蹈课 了解你的公司当她老了 She can take dancing lessons right now and learn about your company when she's older.
我说她不能 因为我付账单 而且我再也不想听到在我家跳舞这个词了 I say she can't because I pay the bills and I don't ever want to hear the word dancing in my house again.
我非常愤怒 当我气冲冲地从他身边走开时 我不小心绊了一跤 把他手里的手机撞飞了 I was furious. As I was storming off past him, I accidentally tripped and knocked his phone out of his hand.
屏幕被砸碎了 The screen was smashed to bits.
他怒吼着 我笑着跑开了 I ran off, grinning as he roared.
但他是对的 他确实付了那些账单 But he was right. He did pay the freaking bills.
所以我一直偷偷地学习 但我再也没有提起过 So I kept learning secretly, but I never mentioned it again.
每个人都以为我的笨拙会变好 但情况似乎变得更糟了 Everyone thought I'd outgrow my clumsiness, but it just seemed to get worse.
当然 在高中 这样的事情会让你成为欺负人的完美目标 And of course, in high school, something like this makes you the perfect target for bullies.
在我九年级的第一天 老师让我收集每个人的笔记本 On my 1st day in 9th grade, the teacher asked me to collect everyone's notebooks.
当我小心翼翼地拿着那堆书走过去的时候 当我开始捡的时候绊了一下 我没有看到老师跪下来帮助我 我用手肘狠狠地撞了他的眼睛 As I gingerly walked up with the pile, I tripped when I started picking them up, I didn't see the teacher kneeling down to help me, and I elbowed him really hard in the eye.
我笨手笨脚的事不胫而走 Word of my clumsiness spread like wildfire.
人们打赌我什么时候会掉东西 People had bets on when I'd fall or drop something.
接着 如果有人看见我拿着热的食物或饮料 大家就开始逃跑 就像魔鬼在追他们一样 Next, if I was seen with any hot food or drink, everyone started running away like the Devil was after them.
不用说 我一个朋友也没有 除了这个疯狂有钱的乔克·哈德森 他从第一次见到我就像我男朋友一样 Needless to say, I didn't have any friends, except this crazy, rich Jock Hudson, who'd been acting like my boyfriend since the 1st time he saw me.
有一天 我在女孩的浴室 他突然闯进婴儿蛋糕 One day, I was in the girl's bathroom when he suddenly barged in baby cakes.
给你一个惊喜 他把我拉到外面 所有人都聚集在那里看他的礼物 Have a surprise for you. He pulled me outside, where everyone had already gathered to see his gift.
数百部苹果手机排列在地上一个巨大的心形里 Hundreds of iphones arranged in a giant heart on the ground.
这是365部iphone 一年中每天都有一部 That's 365 iphones, big one for every day of the year.
等你把这些都砸了我再给你买 I'll buy you more when you've smashed all of these.
还有一次 他给了我一匹马 哈德森 我该拿它怎么办 Another time, he gave me a horse, hudson, what am I going to do with it?
我们在城市里 但那是你唯一没有的东西 而你现在值得拥有一切 We're in a city, but that's the one thing you don't have, and you deserve everything now.
继续 试着坐在它 Go on. Try sitting on it.
艾伦 最受欢迎的啦啦队长 像往常一样用它做了一张床 Aaron, the most popular cheerleader, made a bed out of it, as always.
收集周围的人 新的赌注从现在开始 Gather around guys. New bets starting now.
如果她在第一分钟摔下来 我就给你一千块 Thousand bucks if she falls off in the 1st minute.
我只是 I was just
当我爬上马背时 它突然甩了甩尾巴 getting onto the horse when it suddenly flicked its tail
把我吓坏了 and knocked me over to my horror.
我掉进了它的便便里 当卡什雨点般落在她身上时 亚伦正得意地嚎叫 I landed in its poop. Aaron was howling in triumph as Cash rained on her.
再接再厉 你们这些笨蛋让我更有钱了 Keep up the good work. You stupid clots make me richer.
当我想站起来的时候 所有人突然都不见了 包括哈德森 那个混蛋 When I tried to get up, everyone suddenly disappeared, including Hudson, that jerk.
但艾伦做了一件让我更疯狂的事 But then Aaron did something that made me even crazier.
她开始一个炫舞俱乐部在学校 She started a freaking dance club at school.
当我正在看舞蹈俱乐部的海报时 我听到亚伦在我身后 While I was reading the dance club poster, I heard Aaron behind me.
说真的 想都别想 我只接受最好的 而你连走路都走不直 笨蛋 Seriously, don't even think. I only accept the best, and you can't even walk straight, dummy.
别担心 我不感兴趣 Don't worry, I'm not interested at all.
当然 那是个谎言 Of course, that was a lie.
和别人一起跳舞是我的梦想 就像我多年前在街上看到的那些孩子一样 但我只能自己跳舞 It was my dream to dance with other people, like those kids on the street I'd seen years ago, but I could only dance by myself.
一天下午 我在花园里散步时被一棵向日葵绊倒了 One afternoon, while I was walking in our garden, I tripped over a sunflower.
突然 一股水花打在我的脸上 Suddenly, a splash of water hit my face.
天啊 真抱歉没看到你 Oh my God, I am so sorry I didn't see you.
我是塞缪尔 新来的司机 我抬头一看 一个漂亮的男孩正在用一根花园用的水管给我们洗车 他光着膀子把我扶起来 I'm Samuel, the new driver. I looked up to see a gorgeous boy washing our cars with a garden hose, and he was shirtless as he helped me up.
我不禁想知道他的应用程序有多难 I couldn't help wondering how hard his apps were.
我故意绊倒的 我的手掌不小心碰到了他的腹肌比石头还硬 I stumbled on purpose, and my palms accidentally landed on his abs Harder than a rock.
女士 你还好吗 我为什么会有话要说呢 Ma'am, are you OK? Why wouldn't I be without another word?
我跑回我的房间 I ran off to my room.
几个小时后 我跳舞的时候我看见撒母耳透过窗子看着我 A few hours later, I was dancing away when I caught Samuel watching me through the window.
你站在那儿多久了 How long have you been standing there?
你的项链掉了 我只是来还的 You drop your necklace? I just came to return it.
但你太棒了 我欣喜万分 But you were so great. I was mesmerized.
我发誓他赞美我的肚子霹雳舞 I swear his compliment had my stomach break dancing.
那天之后 我开始和他一起出去玩 有一个知道我小秘密的朋友感觉真好 I started hanging out with him after that day, and it felt good to have a friend who knew my little secret.
但宇宙一直在取笑我 But the universe kept teasing me.
亚伦开始在抖音上跳舞 一周内就有100万粉丝 Aaron started dancing on tiktok and got 1 million followers in a week.
塞缪尔一直鼓励我自己算账 Samuel kept encouraging me to make my own account.
我打赌你会有一百万粉丝 有一天 我爸会不喜欢的 I bet you're going to have a million followers, and just one day, my dad won't like it.
他不懂我 但从那时起 我开始拍摄自己 He doesn't get me. But from then on, I started filming myself.
每当我在房间里跳舞的时候 也许有一天爸爸会来看我 Whenever I danced in my room, maybe someday dad would come around.
一天晚上 爸爸带我去公司吃饭 正式介绍我为未来的CEO One evening, dad took me to a company dinner and officially introduced me as the future CEO.
每个人都提出了一个面包 但它只是没有感觉 Everyone raised a toast to it, but it just didn't feel right.
当我走到前面准备发表演讲时 我的裙子被什么东西刮破了 内裤都露出来了 As I made my way to the front for a speech, my dress got caught on something and ripped, exposing my underwear.
房间里的每个人都开始安静地笑起来 我可以看到爸爸愤怒的脸 Everyone in the room started laughing quietly, and I could see dad's furious face.
我以最快的速度跑向汽车 I ran out as fast as I could to the car.
塞缪尔关切地看着我泪痕斑斑的脸 Samuel looked at my tear stained face with concern.
你还好吗 女士吗 我相信很多人认为我作为一个富有的女继承人拥有完美的生活 但我想要的是金钱买不到的东西 Are you OK? Ma'am? I'm sure lots of people think I have the perfect life as a rich heiress, but I want things that money can't buy.
我想做我喜欢的事 I want to do what I love.
我想让我的父母为我骄傲 我只想做个普通人 I want to make my paren'ts proud, and I just want to be normal.
为了让我好受点 塞缪尔带我去了一家舞蹈俱乐部 To make me feel better, samuel took me to a dance club.
我闭上眼睛 开始跳舞 I closed my eyes and just started dancing.
几分钟后 我忘记了一切 因为我在我的快乐的地方 Minutes later, I forgotten everything, because I was in my happy place.
当我打开我的眼睛 我看见撒母耳看着我 和我的心跳跑 When I opened my eyes, I saw Samuel looking at me, and my heartbeat raced.
女士 你是女神 我可以看你一整天 Ma'am, you're a goddess. I could watch you all day.
突然 我把他拉近 Suddenly, I pulled him in close.
不是长官 很清楚 就在那时 我接到了我爸的电话 吼着让我马上回家 It's not Ma'am, it's clear. Just then, I got a call for my dad, yelling at me to come home immediately.
你的行为令人无法接受 但我可以原谅你 但有一个条件跟我最大投资人的儿子约会 Your behavior is unacceptable. But I'll forgive you on one condition date the son of my biggest investor.
至少六个月 我想撒母耳 但是我知道爸爸没有给我选择 所以我同意了 At least for six months, I thought about Samuel, but I knew dad wasn't really giving me a choice, so I agreed.
第二天 当他把我介绍给他投资人的儿子时 我大吃一惊 The next day, when he introduced me to his investor's son, my jaw dropped open.
哈德逊婴儿蛋糕 你知道这件事吗 Hudson baby Cakes. Did you know about this?
检察官 我一直都知道你是谁 DA I've always known who you are.
你不只是性感 你父母比我富有 You're not just hot. Your paren'ts ers riches mine.
就在那天晚上 他的父母邀请我去吃饭 爸爸给了我一份指示不要让他们失望 否则我就会损失数十亿美元 That very night, I was invited to dinner by his paren'ts, and dad had a list of instructions for me don't disappoint them, or else I'm going to lose billions.
三思而后行 Pleo和不诅咒 Think before you even breathe. Pleo and no cursing.
他们讨厌 不幸的是 思维不会有帮助 They hate that. Unfortunately, thinking wasn't gonna help.
哈德森的父母是世界上最可怕的 Hudson had the scariest paren'ts in the world.
他们监视着我的一举一动 They were watching my every move.
这太伤脑筋了 到了第2天 我变得更笨了 It was so nerve wracking. I got clumsier by the 2nd.
我的叉子一直掉在地上 当我想把水递给他妈妈时 水壶从我手里滑落了 I kept dropping my fork, and when I tried to pass his mom the water, the jug slipped from my hand.
但不可思议的事情发生了 我放弃了一些汤非常 原谅自己的浴室 But then the unthinkable happened. I dropped some soup on my tres and excused myself for the bathroom.
我一起床 我的小脚趾就碰到了桌子的边缘 As soon as I got up, I hit my pinky toe on the edge of the table.
愚蠢的家伙 他们看我的眼神就像我杀了他们的邻居一样 Holy piece of stupid. They looked at me like I just killed their whole neighborhood.
我确信哈德逊不希望与我晚餐后 I was sure Hudson wouldn't want anything to do with me after that dinner.
如果他发现了 一定会气疯的 That would be raging mad when he found out.
但我其实不在乎 第二天在学校 我真的很惊讶当哈德森走到我 伸手搂住了我的腰 But I actually didn't care. The next day at school, I was really surprised when Hudson walked over to me and put his arm around my waist.
小蛋糕 我才不管我爸妈是不是觉得你是个蠢货 Baby Cakes. I don't care if my paren'ts think you're a stupid clutz.
你太美了 别人配不上你 You're too beautiful for anyone else.
我有一份大礼能让你感觉好点 I have a grand gift to make you feel better.
他把一堆车钥匙塞到我手里 给你20辆跑车 宝贝 20辆该死的车 但我都不知道怎么做 He pushed a bunch of car keys into my hand, 20 sports cars for you babe, 20 freaking cars, but I didn't even know how to
开车 他送了最愚蠢的礼物 drive. He gave the stupidest gifts ever.
就在这时 他吻了我 我将他推开 Just then, he kissed me, and I pushed him away.
对不起 哈德森 但我不能强迫自己喜欢你 I'm sorry, hudson, but I can't force myself to like you.
我也喜欢别人 你真的 I like someone else also. You're really
讨厌的 说完 我就把车钥匙扔向他 然后走开了 obnoxious. And with that, I threw the car keys at him and walked away.
当然 哈德逊的括号不能支持的协议 和爸爸去心理 Of course, hudson's paren'ts backed out from the deal, and dad went psycho.
我告诉他一个混蛋哈德逊是什么 但他不在乎 I told him what a jerk Hudson was, but he didn't care.
你妈妈和我结婚了 是吗 So your mom married me, didn't she?
其实是因为那个可怜的司机 对吧 It's actually because of that poor driver, isn't it?
现在 我把他送回他的国家 我告诉他远离你 如果他知道对他有好处 Now, I sent him back to his country, and I told him to stay away from you if he knows what's good for him.
我很震惊 然后非常愤怒 I was shocked, and then I was furious.
就是这样 保持你的愚蠢 愚蠢的公司愚蠢的自我 That's it. Keep your stupid house and your stupid company to your stupid self.
我现在不会为你放弃任何事 I'm not giving up on anything for you now.
你怎么敢这样跟我说话 How dare you talk to me like that?
她是对的 我也不会再看你欺负她了 She's right. I'm not watching you bully her anymore either.
爸爸立刻把我们俩赶出了他的豪宅 还切断了我们所有的零用钱 Dad immediately kicked us both out of his mansion and cut off all Paul our allowances.
但妈妈一点也不难过 她说她宁愿贫穷也不愿和他在一起 But mom wasn't sorry at all, and said she'd rather be poor than with him.
我们搬到了我已故祖父母的房子里 We moved to my late grandparen'ts' house.
幸运的是 我仍然有马和iphone哈德逊给了我 我把他们给我们一个头开始 Luckily, I still had the horse and iphones Hudson gave me, and I sold them all off to give us a head start.
和我自己的帐户和上传保存视频 And I made my own account and uploaded my saved videos.
令我惊讶的是 周末我有200万粉丝 To my surprise, I got 2 million followers over the weekend.
亚伦满脸通红 第二天在学校里 她对我说 这怎么可能 Aaron was smoking red. Next day at school, she came to me and said, how is this possible?
我比你更会说话 更会扔东西 I can talk and throw it back better than you.
我想我的追随者不同意你的观点 I guess my followers just disagree with you.
亚伦 很好 让我们跟着同样的歌跳舞 谁有更多的点赞 谁就赢了 输了50000 然后辍学 Aaron, fine. Let's dance to the same song, and whoever has more likes in 1 H wins loserpace 50000 and drops out of school.
接受挑战 我们跳了舞 我以10万腿的优势赢了 Challenge accepted. We did the dance, and I won by 100000 legs.
亚伦的账号突然被删除了 我再也没见过她 Aaron's account was suddenly deleted, and I never saw her again.
妈妈鼓励我多做视频 短短四个月我就有了两千万粉丝 Mom encouraged me to do more videos, and I reached 20 million followers in just four months.
她也开始加入我 我被她的动作震惊了 She also started joining me, and I was mind blown by her moves.
这就是我的才华所在 So that's where I got my talent.
两年后 我们创办了一个舞蹈工作室 在那里我教小孩子跳舞 让他们追逐梦想 Two years later, we started a dance studio where I taught little kids had a dance and to chase their dreams.
这似乎刚刚好 但是从我的生活缺了点什么 直到有一天 一个英俊的男人进入我的工作室 他摘下墨镜 我发誓我几乎晕倒 And this seemed just right. But there was something missing from my life, until one day, a handsome guy entered my studio, and when he took off his shades, I swear I almost fainted.
能给我签个名吗 我能给你更多 塞缪尔 Can I get an autograph? I can give you more than that, samuel.
我们走出去 火花四溅 We went out and sparks flew.
山姆是迷人的 善良和简单 Sam was charming, kind and simple.
连我妈妈都爱他 我们开始约会 甚至在一些视频中一起跳舞 Even my mom loved him. We started dating and even danced together for some videos.
当我们最终结婚时 我的粉丝们都疯了 他们非常喜欢我们笨拙的孩子 My fans went crazy when we finally got married, and they adored the heck out of our clumsy baby.
孩子 没有你我什么都不是 我不知道没有你我该怎么办 Boy, I'm nothing without you. I don't know what I would do without you.