加菲猫 2
很久很久以前 Once upon a time,
在一个遥远的英国城堡 in an English castle far, far away,
住着一位肥胖的大人物 there lived a pampered personage by the name of...
名叫王子 ...Prince.
大家听着 王子醒了 All right, everyone, he's awake.
手脚麻利点 Hurry! Hurry!
快点 Come along, quickly.
准备好了吗 上卡莱尔肉墩 Right, are we all ready? Get the Carlyle log.
王子一直过着奢华的生活 Prince knew no other life
对其他的事情一无所知 than a life of luxury.
哦 我说过王子是只猫吗 Oh, did I mention that Prince was a cat?
早安 王子殿下 Good morning, Prince.
您的茶 Your tea.
嗯 早餐 Mm-hmm-hmm! Breakie.
给您准备了您最爱的一道菜 I have your favorite dish.
卡莱尔肉墩 Carlyle log.
啊 很好 Ah, lovely.
非常好 Super.
哦 当国王的感觉真好 Oh, it's good to be the king.
在世界另一端 On the other side of the world,
也住着一只肥猫 there lived an equally pampered cat
他也觉得自己是个国王 who thought he was a king,
不过相比起来 疆土要小多了 but who ruled over a somewhat smaller domain.
喵 Meow.
我是胡同之王 I'm the king of the cul-de-sac.
我就是这个意思 That's what I'm talking about.
约翰和我拥有一切我想要的东西 Jon and I have everything I could ever want.
冰箱里有吃的 还有有线电视 卫星电视 Food in the fridge. Cable and satellite.
不能忘了千层面 And don't forget lasagna.
对的 当国王真爽 That's right. It's good to be king.
我希望你知道 你是我生命中最重要的人 I want you to know, you're the most important thing in my life.
拜托 让我睡觉 Let me sleep, please.
遇见你之前 我的生活是不完整的 Before I met you, my life had no meaning.
毫无意义 I was incomplete.
你现在不也一样不完整 真的 Oh, you still are, really.
我想我要说的是 I guess what I'm trying to say is...
你愿意嫁给我吗 ...will you marry me?
嗯 嫁给你 Eh? Marriage?
呃 这有点突兀 Well, this is kind of sudden.
法律上可能行不通吧 There may be some legal issues here.
听着 我喜欢你 但是不是那种爱情的感觉 Look, I like you, but not as a spouse.
如果是主仆关系 我们倒是可以在一起 这样才行 Maybe as a servant, we could stay together, make it work.
那你怎么说 丽姿 So what do you say... Liz?
-等等 丽姿 丽姿 -加菲 - Wait a second. Liz? Liz? - Garfield.
丽姿是个女生 Liz is a girl.
不 不止 她还是个女兽医 No, worse. She's a girl vet.
火鸡好了 Turkey's ready.
我觉得约翰已经傻到极点了 Well, I think Jon has touched bottom now.
我们得结束这种折磨了 Hmm, we gotta put an end to this torture.
换台了 Time for a new DJ.
找个人给我量下体温 Somebody take my temperature.
加菲 Garfield!
哇 Whoa!
哥们 你变了 Man, you have changed.
你别给我捣乱了 好吗 I can't have you messing this up for me, okay?
-哦 我知道了 都是因为她 -过来 - Oh, I get it. It's her. - Come here.
是她不喜欢我们的音乐 She doesn't like our music.
你是怎么了 约翰 Whatever happened toJon?
我曾经的好哥们 摇滚青年 My metal-head guy. My dude.
你留着胭脂鱼发型的时候 真的酷多了 You were so much cooler when you wore a mullet.
给我待在这 Now stay here.
真的酷多了 So much cooler.
我猜是她喜欢现在这个发型 I suppose she likes this haircut.
-请进 -告诉我她就是喜欢你现在的发型 - Coming! - Tell me she likes it the way it is now.
-嘿 丽姿 -约翰 我有天大的好消息 - Hey, Liz. - Jon, I have incredible news.
猜猜今年给皇家动物协会的募捐会上 Guess who's going to be speaking at this year's fund-raiser
谁会发言 for the Royal Animal Conservancy.
齐格弗里德和罗伊 Siegfried and Roy?
一部电影里的老虎训练师
-再猜 -就齐格弗里德一个人 - Oh, come on. - Just Siegfried?
珍·古道尔最后不能来了 Jane Goodall dropped out at the last minute
她要照顾一个生病的黑猩猩 because she's nursing a sick chimp
然后他们就找到我了 and they asked me.
而且募捐会要在一个大庄园里的 I mean, it's gonna be at this really cool castle
大城堡举行 on a huge estate.
哦 丽姿 这真是 Well, Liz, that-that's...
我明天一早就直飞伦敦 I am flying to London tomorrow morning.
-你相信这是真的吗 -什么 - Can you believe it? - What?
我是说 我还要准备行李 而且 I mean, I have to pack, and...
哦 你怎么准备了玫瑰花瓣和蜡烛 Oh, are these rose petals and candles?
呃 丽姿 我也有 Yeah, well, Liz, I have some...
有很重要的事要说 some important news of-of-of my own.
呃 Uh...
嘿 我也是 Hey, me, too.
打扰一下 你相信一见钟情吗 Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight?
我希望你说是 I was hoping you'd say yes.
你让我这只猫一见钟情 You have made me so very, very cat-happy.
-呃 -快点 - Uh... - Well, come on.
-到底怎么了 -我要说的是 我 - What's the news? - The news is, I, uh...
我终于教会欧弟上厕所了 I finally house-trained Odie.
-真的吗 -是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
这值得用玫瑰来庆祝 That would explain the rose petals.
我得去收拾了 I have to pack.
对不起 没法跟你共进晚餐 I'm so sorry about dinner.
但是呢 But you know what?
我会代你向女王问好的 I will send your regards to the queen.
好吧 恭喜你训好了欧弟 Okay, congratulations on Odie.
哦 是啊 嘿 也恭喜你 Oh, oh, yeah. And, hey, you, too.
你去致辞是他们的运气 They're lucky to have you.
再见 Bye.
哦 我以为她永远不会走的 Oh, I thought she'd never leave.
加菲 你把整只火鸡都吃了 Garfield, you ate the whole turkey?
呃 是啊 Well, yeah.
你拿我的戒指干嘛 What are you doing with this?
哎 无所谓了 Oh, never mind.
太晚了 她已经走了 It's too late. She's already off to...
火鸡馅不错 Good stuffing.
来吧 振作一点 Well, come on, cheer up.
-我给你留了许愿骨 -我什么都做不了 - I saved you the wishbone. - There's nothing I can do.
当然有事可做了 Sure there is.
去把戒指退了 把钱拿回来 Return the ring and get your money back.
等等 我可以去伦敦 Wait a minute. I'll go to London.
-哎 你傻了还是怎么的 -她一定会很喜欢的 - Oh, you poor sap. - She'll love it.
-她会很惊喜的 -千万不要去 - She'll be surprised. - Please don't do this.
-她一定会很感动的 -千万不要 - She'll be thrilled. - Tell me you're not gonna do this.
-她会答应嫁给我的 -求你了 不要 - She'll say yes. - Please, don't.
我要去收拾行李 I gotta go pack.
你是大弱智 You moron.
不要铸成大错 琼 This is a huge mistake, Jon.
你人生最大的错误 One of your biggest.
别走了 家里多舒服啊 Don't roam. Stay home.
欧弟和我肯定都不会去的 哥们 Odie and I are not just coming along for the ride, pal.
这狗真是反了 This is actually an intervention.
好了 伙计们 我们到了 Okay, guys. Here we are.
哦 飞机还真快 Oh, quick flight.
我们肯定是顺着气流飞了 We must have been in the jet stream.
英国也不怎么的嘛 England is no great shakes, huh?
这的房子看起来就跟 美国的宠物寄养所一样 I mean, the buildings here look like, uh, the kennel back home.
这就是宠物寄养所 That is the kennel back home.
我是不会进去的 They'll never take me alive.
它们都会没事的 约翰 They're gonna be fine, Jon.
好的 Yeah, yeah.
加菲从来没在寄养所待过 Garfield's never stayed in a kennel before,
所以我有点担心 so I'm afraid he might have
担心他在里面会很焦虑 some separation anxiety.
不会的 No.
他可能已经在笼子里睡着了 He's probably fast asleep in his cage by now.
听着 牢头 You hear me, warden?!
我有权保持沉默 I have the right to remain silent!
我所说的一切 Anything I say can and will be held against me
都会作为呈堂证供 in a court of law!
我也有权请律师 And I have the right to an attorney, too, pal!
而且要是我没钱 And if I can't afford one, one must be provided for me
法庭有义务给我指派一个 by the court!
当我没说过 Never mind!
我越狱了 I just broke out.
他喜欢每天两次腹部按摩 He likes a belly rub twice a day.
要是你能在两餐之间 And, oh, if you could give him
给他一盘烤宽面条 a pan of lasagna between each meal,
那就太好了 that would be great.
差点忘了普奇 Oh, almost forgot Pooky.
没有普奇他过不下去的 Can't be without Pooky.
哎 事情刚刚好转你又来了 Oh, great. Just when things were looking up.
听着 你就待这算了 Look, why don't you stay here
顺便除除身上的跳蚤 and get your fleas removed,
或者干脆换个脑子 maybe get a brain transplant?
好吧 滚开 快跑 Okay, go away. Beat it.
躲在车轮底下 Hide beneath the wheels.
别扯我的毛 Agh! You're ripping my fur!
下去 滚开 滚开 Aah! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off!
进来 快进来 Get in here! Get in! Get in!
好了 你有我的手机号 Okay, so you have my cell phone
还有我的旅馆房间电话 and you have the hotel number.
-别担心 我会的 再见 -好的 - Don't worry, I do. Bye now. - Okay.
去机场 加大油门 Airport, and step on it.
约翰应该不介意 我给他重新收拾一下行李 Jon won't mind if I repack him.
包太挤了 We're gonna need some room in this bag.
啊 你这个畜生 胆子真大 Aah! You savage beast, how dare you!
滚出去 史密西 Get out of here! Smithee!
有东西在游泳池里 史密西 There's something in the pool! Smithee!
泳池里有只鸭子 史密西 There's a duck in my pool, Smithee.
一只鸭子 A duck!
一只鸭子 先生 A duck, sir?
这个肮脏的动物泡在我的泳池里 Filthy wild animal soaking itself in my pool.
你打算怎么办 What do you intend doing about this?
那我该去和鸭子谈谈吗 I shall speak to the duck, sir?
嗯 Mmm.
哦 对了 律师来了 Oh, by the way, the solicitors are here
将要宣布艾丽诺夫人的遗嘱 for the reading of Lady Eleanor's will.
太好了 Excellent.
不久以后 In a few moments, I'll be the master
我就会成为整个庄园的主人 of this entire estate.
而且从此以后 And from this day on,
一切都会由我作主 things will be done my way.
这就是卡莱尔城堡的所有者 This is the last will and testament
埃里诺·卡莱尔女士的遗嘱 of Lady Eleanor Carlyle of Carlyle Castle.
我声明 我在九月一日所说的这些话 "I declare this to be my last will and testament,
将作为我的正式遗嘱 which I make, this first day of September"...
肃静 他们在宣读艾丽诺夫人的遗嘱 Keep still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will.
我有种不好的预感 I've got a bad feeling about this.
我看不下去了 I can't watch.
如果达吉斯成为庄园的主人 我们就完了 If Lord Dargis gets the estate, we're done for.
我们死定了 We're doomed!
嘘 安静 Shh! Quiet.
我决定 我忠诚的史密西 "To my devoted Smithee,
将继续担任庄园的管家 "I make thee caretaker of my estate.
一如既往地 "Care for my beloved animal friends
照顾我深爱的动物朋友 "as you have in the past
而卡莱尔城堡 将永远是你的家 and you will always have a home at Carlyle Castle."
衷心感谢你 夫人 Thank you, Madame.
她已经死了 史密西 你就不用拍马屁了 She's dead, Smithee. You can stop sucking up.
至于我留下的财产 "The rest of my worldly possessions,
包括我的城堡和周围的土地 "my castle and surrounding grounds,
我将留给我一生挚爱的 I leave to the love of my life,
就如同我的儿子一样的 somebody who was like a son to me..."
谢谢你 艾丽诺阿姨 哦 衷心感谢 Thank you, Aunt Eleanor. Oh, thank you.
请允许我说完 达基斯先生 Please let me finish, Mr. Dargis.
抱歉 我有点激动了 I'm sorry. I always get a little ahead of myself.
我将把我留下的财产 给予我深爱的猫咪 "I leave all my worldly possessions to my beloved kitty,
王子十二世 Prince the 12th."
-真不可思议 -哦 天啊 - That's incredible. - Oh, my word.
从来没有这样的先例 Entirely without precedent.
遗嘱确实是这么写的 This is what it says.
但是我是她的侄子 她唯一的继承人 But I'm her nephew, her only heir.
她怎么能把一切都留给一只猫 She can't have left it all to a cat.
我 王子 城堡的新主人 I, Prince, the new lord of the castle?
干得漂亮 艾丽诺女士 Good show, Lady Eleanor.
哦 她真是好心人 Oh, bless her heart.
不可思议 我们翻身了 Can it be? We are delivered.
谢谢你 温斯顿 Thank you, Winston.
遗嘱明确说明你可以住在卡莱尔城堡 The will clearly states that you may stay on
而且每周你可以拿到 at Carlyle Castle and receive your usual stipend
呃 50英镑 of, uh... 50 pounds a week.
-才50英镑 -另外 - Fifty pounds?! - Upon Prince's passing,
在王子过完他幸福漫长的一生后 after what we assume will be a long and happy life,
你就能继承城堡和土地 you will receive the castle, the land
并成为庄园的主人 and your title.
但是那个肥毛球起码还能活个十五年 But that fat ball of fur could last for another 15 years!
希望他长寿 Let us hope so.
这座城堡由富兰克林·卡莱尔勋爵 The castle was built over 600 years ago
在六百多年前建造 by Lord Franklin Carlyle.
主要建筑保持了中世纪晚期风格 Now, the initial structure is late medieval in style...
在西边 我们会建泳池和矿泉疗养池 In the west wing, we'll put the pool and spa.
好的 那壁球场会建在哪儿 Yes, and where would the squash courts be?
哦 他来了 Oh, there he is!
-真不可思议 -哦 你好 - That's unbelievable. - Oh, hello.
继续拍 不过 我没多少时间 Snap your photos. Unfortunately, I can but spare a few moments...
我说伙计 往边上站点好吗 Hey, buddy, do you mind stepping aside?
你挡着我拍那只猫了 I can't get a good shot of the cat.
大家好 你们好 Greetings, all. Hello.
很高兴 很高兴见到大家 So glad. So very, very glad.
我是不是应该提醒你们 这是私人庄园 May I remind you this is private property?
哥门 你激动什么 这又不是你的地盘 Oh, relax, bro, it's not like you own the place.
走着瞧 We shall see.
现在我给所有的皇家臣民隆重介绍 To all the royal subjects,
卡莱尔城堡的新主人 I give you the new possessor of Carlyle Castle:
王子十二世殿下 Prince the 12th!
致尔等 To one and all,
我保证 从今天起 I pledge, from this day forward,
我将以智慧和勇气来统治我的王国 to rule my kingdom with wisdom and valor.
只要我在位 And as long as I reign,
卡莱尔庄园广阔的天地 you shall continue to have safe haven
就永远是你们的避风港 here on the bountiful grounds of Carlyle.
完毕 谢谢 Thank you. That is all.
万岁 Hip-hip hooray!
王子万岁 Long live Prince!
我认为事情进行得非常顺利 I think that went frightfully well.
你觉得呢 温斯顿 Don't you, Winny?
阁下 我必须提醒你 Sire, I hasten to remind you
达基斯对你是极大的威胁 that Lord Dargis has every reason to get rid of you.
哦 温斯顿 别这么说 Oh, Winny, pooh-pooh.
我是他最爱的猫咪 I'm his favorite kitty-cat.
你好啊 小王子 Hello, little Prince.
今天可是去野餐的好时候 What a beautiful day for a picnic, of course.
哦 老伙计 不用了 Oh, no, thanks, old boy.
你自己好好享受 You just run along and enjoy yourself.
嘿 怎么回事 Hey! What the devil...?!
原来你想玩捉迷藏啊 So it's hide-and-seek you want to play.
好的 我数到100 All right, I'll count to 100.
好啊 罗曼尔 Hello, Rommel.
3 4 5 ...three, four, five...
35 36 37 38 ...35, 36, 37, 38...
96 97 98 99 100 ...96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
好了 善意提醒 All right, fair warning.
准备好了吗 我来了 Ready or not, here I come...
旅途愉快 王子殿下 Bon voyage, Prince.
哦 天啊 Oh, dear me.
我可能会错那个老兄的意思了 I may have misjudged the old boy.
可能他还真是个恶棍 Perhaps he is somewhat of a scoundrel.
伦敦 40英里
不管怎么说 捉迷藏不是这么玩的 After all, this is not the way one plays hide-and-seek.
[威敏斯特旁的教堂]
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[伦敦眼]
[威敏斯特宫]
天哪 Oh, blimey.
还有别的吩咐吗 先生 Will that be all, sir?
哦 没了 谢谢 Oh, yes, thank you.
哦 谢谢你 Uh... thank you.
谢谢 先生 Thank you, sir.
等一下 等一下 呃 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, um...
我看起来怎么样 how do I look?
很体面 先生 Lovely, sir?
不是这个意思 我要向女朋友求婚了 No, see, I'm proposing to my girlfriend.
她就住在走廊那边的房间 She's staying just down the hall.
我想确定一下我看起来 I want to make sure I look...
好的 让我看看 Well, let's see now.
还少了点什么 It needs a certain...
对了 Ah!
可以吗 先生 May I, sir?
这下好了 There we are.
-就像休·格兰特 -太好了 - Hugh Grant. - Great.
呃 对了 能帮我把这个送给407房的女生吗 Uh, oh, could you deliver this to the girl in room 407?
当然可以了 先生 Of course, sir.
哦 还有 Oh, and, uh...
还有这个 and this.
跟加里·格兰特一样 先生 Cary Grant, sir.
约翰 Jon?
嘿 Hey!
你怎么会在这 But, what are you doing here?
现在是时装周 我当然要来这了 Well, it's just Fashion Week. Where else would I be?
真不可思议 This is incredible.
我都没法相信你会来 I cannot believe that you're here.
那你开心吗 So you're glad?
都开心得无法形容了 Glad? I'm thrilled.
来伦敦 But London?
我是说 你大老远的来 就是为了我 I mean, did you come all the way here just for me?
嗯 挺疯狂的吧 Yeah, it's nuts.
其实 我 In fact, I, uh...
我就是想跟你在一起 I want us to be together, uh...
欧弟 Odie!
过来 Come here!
哦 太好了 Oh, yeah.
我要空气 水 千层面 Air... water... lasagna.
加菲 Garfield?
就这么招呼我 That's the hello I get?
我跟这条放屁狗 在包里待了13个小时 13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?
对了 英国有动物检疫条例 Ooh, you know, they have quarantine laws here.
千万别让欧弟乱跑 Don't let Odie out of your sight.
他们会驱逐欧弟出境的 They might deport him.
驱逐欧弟出境 Deport Odie?
哦 我已经开始喜欢英国了 Oh, I like this country already.
哎哟 Oops!
好吧 我要个猫咪厕所 Okay, I'm gonna need a litter box,
还有房间服务菜单和电视遥控 a room service menu and the TV remote,
按顺序放好 and in that order.
有人找我 Anyone needs me,
就到我办公室来 I'll be in my office.
我的衣服去哪儿了 Where are my clothes?
爽 Cool.
我的专属猫咪浴盆 My very own cat tub.
知道了 Got it.
他就不能下来直接告诉我 Could have just come down and told me that, couldn't he?
好了 听着 听着 现在是农场新闻时间 All right. Listen up! Listen up! Farmyard news flash!
我有好消息和坏消息 I've got some good news and some bad news.
你们要先听哪个 Which would you like to hear first?
坏消息 The bad news.
达基斯亲王刚把王子殿下 扔到河里去了 Lord Dargis just threw Prince in the river.
好了 好消息是什么 Okay, give me the good news.
他被装在一个野餐篮里 He was in a lovely picnic basket.
如果他把我们扔到河里 我们就死定了 If he throws us in the river, we'll never survive.
-你们是鸭子 天生会游泳的 -哦 - You're ducks; you can swim. - Oh.
温斯顿 轮到我继承王位了 Winston, I'm next in line for the throne.
哦 好戏要上演了 Uh-oh. This could get ugly.
我这有些新的管理条例 I have here a list of new rules of governance.
普雷斯顿 我觉得没这个必要 Preston, I hardly think that's necessary...
条例一 家畜们 Rule Number One: The barnyard animals congregate
离城堡实在太近了 entirely too close to the castle.
我们宠物需要自己的空间 We house pets need our space.
你有够多的空间了 老弟 Oh, you've got enough space, laddie,
在你的脑袋里 right between your ears.
你给我收回那句话 You take that back!
我以国王的身份命令你 I command you, as your new king.
听着 王子殿下仍然有可能 Look, there's still a chance
能够安全回来 Prince may find his way back here.
与此同时 克劳迪亚斯 In the meantime, Claudius, you get into the castle
你潜入城堡 侦察达基斯的动向 and find out what Dargis is up to.
收到 我是你们的内应 I'm on it. I'm your mouse on the inside.
我看看我这能有什么进展 I'll see what I can learn from my end.
我想去点更有文化气息的地方 I want to do something more cultural.
好的 Okay, all right...
你很冷 You're cold.
越来越冷 Getting colder.
你是根冰柱 You're an icicle.
你快冻僵了 You're frozen stiff.
让我们想想我们是在找什么 Let's remind ourselves what we're looking for.
是在找个汉堡包 It's a hamburger.
一个会响的汉堡 A squeaky hamburger.
我们去海德公园散散步 We take a walk through Hyde Park...
什么 走路去 Excuse me? We "walk"?!
然后我们就走到 Then we stroll down
文化得不得了的皮卡迪利大街 the incredibly cultural Piccadilly.
还是要走路 "Stroll"?
然后 就去卡纳比时装街 And then, boom... Carnaby Street.
我们俩去卡纳比街 Arert we about 40 years
会不会显得太过时了 too late for Carnaby Street?
怎么会呢 No, luv.
那有很多鸟飞来飞去的 That's where all the swingir birds are.
这样啊 Oh. Well, then we are definitely
那我们一定要去大英博物馆 going to the British Museum.
再下去 我要吐了 Any cuter, I'm gonna need a barf bag.
嘿 嘿 嘿 你干嘛 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
兄弟 我要保护你 I'm security, pal.
免得你做错事 Just protecting you from yourself.
加菲 你今天够给麻烦了 Garfield, you have caused enough trouble today.
你有吃有喝 还有伴 Now you have food, water and company.
欧弟是刚才中的哪个 Which one is he?
-自己小心 -约翰 清醒一点 - Be good. - Jon, you're delirious.
小心 她会吃了你的 Be careful! She's a man-eater!
哦 不 他中了魔咒了 Oh, no. He's under her spell.
好吧 欧弟 我给你点提示 Okay, Odie, I'll give you one small clue.
汉堡不在里面 It's not in there!
王子殿下 Prince!
猫咪在哪儿 Where is that cat?
王子殿下 Prince!
放 Pull!
先生 你有没有看到王子 Sir, have you, by any chance, seen Prince?
我到处都找不到他 I can't seem to find him anywhere.
哦 天哪 Oh... dear!
你是说我们的那只橙色开心果不见了 You mean our little orange bundle of fun is missing?
放 Pull!
天啊 Crikey!
他手里有大炮 The mars got a cannon!
而且瞄准了我们 And he's pointing it at us!
死定了 We're sitting ducks!
小心 先生 Careful, sir.
你不会想伤害那些动物吧 You wouldn't want to injure
是吗 the creatures, would you?
快跑 Run away!
当然不会了 Of course not.
要是伤害他们了 That would make me some kind of monster,
那我不就太坏了 wouldn't it?
对了 史密西 By the way, Smithee,
你帮我做件事 I've a little errand for you.
能帮我去趟伦敦威洛比 Could you go to London
把我的新西服取回来吗 and pick up my new suits at Willoughby's?
没问题 先生 Oh, very good, sir.
放 Pull!
你有没有想过 Can you imagine
在台球桌上打个盹 taking a nap on that table?
就在那上面躺几个小时 全身放松 Just lie there for hours and shed.
另一条新闻 In other news today, the queers corgis, Milly and Tillie,
今天 女王的威尔士矮脚犬 米利和提利 returned from their world cruise with the queen,
结束了与女皇的环游世界的旅程 aboard Her Majesty's yacht.
据说它们曾有轻微的晕船 The animals are said to have suffered
但是现在已经恢复食欲 a mild seasickness, but now are back to eating
开始进食上等的小牛肝 the finest calf's liver.
哦 哥们 Oh, boy.
那感觉一定不错 Must be sweet.
我肚子不舒服 能吃点小牛肝吗 "My tummy's upset. May I have some liver?"
真希望约翰是女皇 Boy, I wish Jon was a queen.
打扫房间了 Housekeeping.
好了 笨蛋 逃跑就机会来了 Okay, blockhead, time to bust out of here
我们去找约翰 and catch up with Jon.
我先弄点炒面 First, let's grab some chow,
不然就配上红酒和蚕豆 before I eat your liver
吃掉你的肝 with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
不好意思 浴室弄得挺乱 Sorry, we left a bit of a mess
谢谢你了 in the bathroom. Thanks.
好了 睁大眼睛 All right, keep your eyes peeled
看那个拿着地图的笨蛋在哪儿 for a goofy-looking guy with a map.
[伦敦桥]
他们不在这 They're not up here.
我下来了 I'm coming down!
[特拉法加广场]
驾 Hee-yah!
约翰 约翰 约翰 Jon? Jon? Jon?
沃尔多在哪儿 Where's Waldo?
[丘吉尔雕塑]
拍张照 拍张照 Take the picture. Take the picture.
快拍 快拍 快拍照 Take it! Take it! Take the picture!
[白金汉宫]
立定 Halt!
向右转 Right face!
打扰一下 Excuse me.
你见过一些 Did you see a couple of people
看起来像游客的人吗 who look like they might be tourists?
哦 我知道他们练过 Oh, I know this drill.
不管你怎么弄他们都不会动 They won't crack up, no matter what you do.
嘿 木头人 你膝盖着火了 Hey, Freeze-Frame, your knee's on fire.
我可以搞定这家伙 Hmm. I know I can get this guy.
说正经的 你拉链开了 No, seriously, your zipper's down.
嘿 木头 Hey, Dry Goods.
有人说过你长的像蒂娜·特纳吗 Anybody ever tell you you look like Tina Turner?
还是没用 That was effective.
英国女皇陛下驾到 Her Majesty, the Queen of England!
怎么这么吵 What's all the hubbub?
立正 Attention!
嘿 欧弟 是那两个威尔士矮脚犬 Hey, Odie, look, it's those royal corgis.
嘿 女士 还有剩下的牛肝吗 Hey, lady, you got any leftover liver?
你们就得意吧 Stuck-up little punk.
哦 她肯定听见了 Oh, I know she heard us.
车又没顶篷 They had the top down.
欧弟 欧弟 Odie? Odie?
别 欧弟 不要 D'uh-oh! Odie, no!
别丢美国人的脸 Don't do the ugly-American thing!
英国人来了 英国人来了 The British are coming! The British are coming!
不过 你也算是搞定他了 Well, you made him crack anyway.
呃 真恶心 Ew, disgusting!
这真难闻 我必须出去 It's so smelly down here. I must get out.
有人吗 帮帮我 Hello? Someone help a chap?
我被困下水道里了 I'm in the sewer.
没用的 This is hopeless.
我们找不到约翰的 We'll never find Jon.
面对现实吧 Face it, Odie: Nobody cares
没人在意我们是死是活 whether we live or...
王子殿下 终于找到你了 Prince, I've found you.
哦 天啊 Oh, dear.
为什么疯子从来都只找猫的麻烦 Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat
怎么不去找狗呢 and not the dog?
欧弟 快帮忙 Odie, help, please.
是古龙水 Is that a cologne
还是消毒剂的味道 先生 or a disinfectant, sir?
我刚你准备了特别的点心 I just got you
肉馅派 Minced pie.
欧弟 报警 Odie, call a cop.
找警察 或者条子 I mean, bobby or jimmy.
无所谓 欧弟 别管了 Never mind, Odie. Don't bother.
有派吃就行 There's a pie here.
我就很爽了 I'll be just fine.
我的天哪 Dear heavens!
这是我经历的最糟的事情 That was absolutely the most horrifying...
但是 我还活着 我还活着 But I'm alive. I'm alive!
还浑身是淤泥 And... covered in filth.
过来 过来 Here, here.
我必须回到我的王国 I must return to my throne.
什么 What, ho?
哦 当然 Oh, indeed.
看到这样的我 你一定很吃惊 Seeing me in this state must be shocking.
我迷路了 I've lost my bearings.
你必须尽快带我回到卡莱尔城堡 You must lead me with all due haste to the castle at Carlyle.
但是 首先你要帮我舔干净 But first, I require a bath.
来 过来 Here, come on.
你不是要我自己添掉吧 Do you expect me to lick myself?
加菲 Garfield?!
欧弟 你们怎么会在这 Odie? Wh... What are you doing here?
加菲 加菲是个什么玩意 Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield?
我该拿你们怎么办呢 What am I going to do with you guys?
你们知道如果我丢了你们 Do you know how bad I would feel
我会多难过吗 if I lost you here?
从现在开始 From now on,
我不会离开你们的 好吗 I'm not letting you out of my sight, okay?
哦 天啊 Oh, dear heaven.
为什么总是猫而不是狗 Why is it the weird ones
让人出乎意料 always go for the cat and not the dog?
哦 哥们 你该洗洗了 Oh! Bath time for you, buddy.
嗯 那是一天以来我听到最好的消息 Well, that's the best news I've heard all day.
那条狗好像不怎么聪明 对吧 The dog's not very bright, is he?
你要把我带到哪儿去 Where are you taking me?
可爱的地方 Is it somewhere lovely?
特别的地方 Somewhere special?
呣 Mmm!
啊 Ah!
喂 马里奥·安德雷 Hey, Mario Andretti.
你开上反道了 You're drivir on the wrong side of the road,
我也已经把整个派放进了肚子 and I've got an entire pie in my stomach.
别担心 王子 Don't worry, Prince.
我们回到卡莱尔以后你会感觉好些的 You'll feel better when we get back to Carlyle.
哦 不好意思 接个电话 Oh, excuse me.
是的 你好 我是霍布斯 Yes, hello. Hobbs here.
啊 霍布斯 我是曼弗雷德·达吉斯 Ah, Hobbs, this is Manfred Dargis here.
发生了一件骇事 A terrible thing has happened.
王子失踪了 Prince is missing.
我们搜遍了每一处 We've searched everywhere.
王子失踪了 Prince is missing?
-失踪 -真叫人意外的事件 Missing?! - This is a rather sudden development,
-你不觉得吗 -嗯 事实上 这也不奇怪 - don't you think? - Well, actually, it's quite common.
对于遗产继承人的缺席 或者就这个事件而言 In the absence, or in this case, the death of an owner,
一只猫的死 会让事情 it can be quite
变得蹊跷和晕头转向 我是说 confusing and disorienting to a cat... I mean,
让我们面对该事件吧 毕竟 猫的大脑只有泡泡糖般大小 let's face it, they have brains the size of a gum ball.
可是 All the same,
我对这件事持怀疑的态度 this seems rather fishy to me.
我才不关心你怎么看 I don't particularly care what it seems to you.
法律上 由于他不在了 Legally, since he is gone,
卡莱尔财产名义上应该归我了 the title of the Carlyle estate falls to me.
我有什么说的不正确吗 Am I not correct?
呃 确实 不错 Uh, yes, very well.
再见 Good-bye.
他正在谋划些什么 He's up to something.
他对于财产已经有某些计划了 He's got some plan for the estate,
我想弄清是什么 and I want to find out what.
啊 艾比·威敏斯特小姐 我猜 Ah, Miss Abby Westminster, I presume.
达吉斯阁下 我非常荣幸 Lord Dargis, an absolute pleasure.
您好 Hello.
我非常高兴的看到 I'm so pleased you've shown
您对于我们的小小企业持有兴趣 such an interest in our little enterprise.
嗯 我的投资者非常感兴趣 Well, my investors are very interested.
干杯 亲爱的 Cheers, dear.
为我们长久的合作 To a long-lasting business relationship.
为卡莱尔旅游胜地和温泉疗养地 To Carlyle Resort and Spa.
请允许我为您介绍一下我的梦想 Allow me to introduce you to my dream.
这是什么 What's this?
艺术级的温泉疗养地 State-of-the-art spa,
冥想花园以及 当然 meditation garden and, of course,
奢华的高级公寓 luxury condominium.
但是林地和畜棚场怎么办 But what of the woodland and barnyard areas?
我来 Allow me.
如果你愿意 If you would...
哦 太聪明了 Oh. Very clever.
不再有林地 No woodland,
不再有畜棚场 no barnyard area.
嗖 没了 Whoosh... gone!
那些动物你打算怎么办 So what will you do with all the animals?
这么说吧 Let's just say
我们不赶走它们 而是 those we don't chase off, we will serve up
成为端给客人的菜肴 to the guests.
我必须马上警告其他人 I must alert the others at once.
司机 靠边停 Bus driver, pull it over.
我有一整个派的嗝要打 怕弄坏了你的窗子 I got a pie belch coming that might break your windows.
啊 Ah.
来 王子 Come on, Prince.
好 好 我过去是叫王子 Yeah, yeah, I used to be known as Prince.
现在你可以只称呼我加 Now you can just call me Ga...
菲 ...arfield.
哇哦 Wow.
要好好看看这堆垃圾 Get a load of this dump.
谢谢 Thanks.
没有宠物门 嗯 No pet door, huh?
不会吧 我能听到自己的脚步声 Holy cow, I can hear my footsteps.
妈妈 爸爸 Mom?! Dad?!
我回来了 I'm home!
是您啊殿下 Your Highness.
你在跟我说话吗 小青蛙 You talking to me, froggy?
是我 您值得信赖的仆人 It's me, your trusty servant,
-温斯顿 -喂 - Winston. - Hey.
警告你 我从不公平交手 Warning: I don't fight fair.
我会又抓又咬 I scratch, and I bite.
放松点 陛下 It's all right, sire.
一切都好了 All is well now.
您回到家了 You're home.
家 Home?
什么 隐居的家 快乐的家 What, retirement home? Happy home?
哪儿 呃 这里是什么 Where, uh, what is this?
一所精神病院 Is this an insane asylum?
我被绑架了 Am I being kidnapped?
真幽默 陛下 Very funny, sire.
您忠实的臣民在等着您 Your loyal subjects await you.
他们需要您话语的安慰 They need to be comforted by your words.
喂 我说 Hey, trust me,
多嘴的家伙 没门儿 windbag, there's no way
我怎么能对一帮陌生人发表演说 I'm going to give a speech to a bunch of strangers.
而后 当然 等您说完 And then, of course, following your words,
会有一顿皇室大餐 a royal feast.
我想我会在两分钟内搞定演说 I think I'm just going to do a tight two minutes.
看看那样能不能安抚好他们 好吧 See if that will calm them down, okay?
安静 Oyez!
第12世王子已经回来了 Prince the 12th has returned.
多嘴的家伙 Thank you, windbag,
谢谢你充满口水的介绍 for that slobbering introduction.
大家好 Hello, everybody!
喂 Hey.
-听好 -哦 - Listen up. - Ooh.
这是一次接见还是观光 Is this an audience or a landscape?
好吧 很高兴回到这个 Okay. Great to be back here
宫殿里 at the palace.
我放眼望去 I look out and I see
看到一群住在畜棚的动物 a sea of dumb barnyard animals.
我到你们国家来是为了 I'm here in your country to break up a romance
破坏 呃 你们知道吗 破坏我住的那屋子的主人 between, uh, you know, the guy who owns the house
和一个出门在外的女孩子之间的浪漫 I live in and a girl who is way out of his league.
我知道无论你们拥有什么 I know that whatever it is
总有一些痛苦 that you have, there is some sort of affliction
让你们的眼睛里产生了这样透明的眼光 that produces this glazed look behind your eyes,
我希望你们战胜它 I hope you defeat it.
我很想带着你们每个人跟我一起回家 I wish I could take every one of you home with me.
谢谢 Thank you.
我会没命的 I killed.
真幽默 陛下 棒极了 Very funny, sire. Well done.
我觉得讲话很没有水准啊 I didn't realize it was amateur hour.
王子怎么了 What's up with Prince?
哦 他又沉醉于猫薄荷了 Oh, he's on the catnip again.
等一下 伙伴们 我有新消息 Hold on, chaps! Have I got news for you!
什么消息 克劳迪亚斯 What's the word, Claudius?
达吉斯将要拿畜棚开刀了 Dargis is going to bulldoze the barnyard
还要把我们都喂了游客 and feed us to the tourists.
他试试瞧 Let him try. He'll have to deal
他将会尝尝这些拳头的滋味 对吧 with these fists of fury, won't he, eh?
唉 真可怕 Well, that's dreadful.
大家冷静一点 Calm yourselves, everybody.
只要王子在 我们都会没事的 We're all right as long as Prince is alive.
呃 你个笨蛋 显然那只猫不是王子 Well, obviously that feline is not Prince, you idiots.
他从来就不是王子 He's not even the cat formerly known as Prince.
他说的没错 你也知道 He's right, you know.
等等 他不必一定要是王子 Wait, he doesn't have to be Prince.
他只要看起来像就行了 He just has to look like him.
如果他能忽悠我 他也能忽悠那帮人 If he fooled me, he'll fool them.
但是也要防范达吉斯对付这只猫 是吗 But what's to stop Dargis from getting rid of this cat, too?
麦克兔说的没错 McBunny is right.
我们要不惜一切代价保护这只猫 We must protect this cat at all costs.
我们的命运押在他身上 Our fates rely on it.
乔恩·阿布库先生和太太 Mr. And Mrs. Jon Arbuckle.
丽姿·阿布库 Liz Arbuckle.
伊丽莎白·阿布库 对 Elizabeth Arbuckle. Yeah.
听着 你个笨蛋 出现了政变 Listen, you dolt. There's been a coup d'etat.
可能会有人员清洗 Attempted murder most foul.
我是卡莱尔的第12世王子 I am Prince the 12th of Carlyle.
你却在那儿 狡猾而若有所思地看着 You there, with the wise and thoughtful look.
喂 Hello.
去告诉这个人听 我被搞混了 Convince this man there's been a mix-up.
加菲 我想请你参加我的婚礼 Garfield, I want you to be in my wedding party.
婚礼 Wedding party?!
你的嘴能装下一篮子花吗 Think you can hold a basket of flowers in your mouth?
去他的结婚 你个笨蛋 Enough with the grooming, you dunce.
我关心的是巨大的危机 My subjects face mortal jeopardy.
狗狗 过来 Dog, approach.
计划一下怎么逃走 We must plan my escape,
我得靠可爱的你行个方便 and I'm relying on your expedience and cunning.
好吧 Okeydokey.
得另想办法 New plan.
叫我的南瓜来 多嘴的家伙 Call my pumpkin, windbag.
我准备好要走了 I'm ready to roll.
走 去哪儿 Roll? Where to?
去旅馆 回到乔恩那儿 You know, to the hotel, toJon.
你的主人 就是为了他的新妻子而离开你的家伙 Your master, the one who's leaving you for his new wife?
他不是离开我 He's not leaving me.
其实是 暂时的神魂颠倒 It's more of a... temporary insanity thing.
加菲 你的主人已经开始了新的生活 Garfield, your master's started a new life.
你也该开始你的了 It's time for you to begin yours.
来 我给你看些东西 Come on, I want to show you something.
你知道你的血管里流淌着什么吗 Do have any idea what runs through your veins?
昨天的大餐 我猜 Yesterday's dinner, I guess.
王族的血液 陛下 Royal blood, sire.
你是失散已久的卡莱尔君王的继承人 You are the long-lost heir to the Carlyle throne.
你涮我 You kill me.
这些是你400年以来的祖先 These are your ancestors, dating back 400 years.
我的 Mine?
哇哦 Wow.
很像 我是个王室的猫 Like, I'm a royal cat?
嗯 当然 Well, of course.
你需要任何东西的时候只需要摇摇尾巴 And anything you need is only a flick of your tail away.
摇摇尾巴 嗯 A flick of my tail, huh?
那么 如果我说 把口水滴到脚上 So, if I said, drool on your foot...?
还行 Not bad.
边打滚边吹迪克斯的歌呢 How about roll over and whistle "Dixie"?
如何 How's that?
不错 好了 Nice. All right.
来个难的 跳起来碰屋顶 Tough one: Jump up and touch the ceiling.
这个如何 陛下 How's that, sire?
斗牛狗不会跳
小伙子 你没有够到 You don't get up there too high
那么高 是吧 there, do you, fella?
这是你的御用寝室 I give you your royal bedchamber.
我可以在这儿打个盹 吔 I could do some snoozing here, yeah.
就算是国王也需要打个瞌睡 Even a king needs a catnap.
起床 Get up!
下来 Get down.
起床 这个孩子装着弹簧呢 Get up! This baby is spring-loaded.
你觉得他们为什么叫我 Why do you think they call me...
有高人 Highness...?
你还好吧 陛下 Are you all right? Sire?!
御用秋千 The royal trapeze?
那是给你拉铃的 殿下 That is how you ring, sire.
当你需要东西的时候就拉一下 You pull it whenever you require something.
-那时什么 -你的玩具小屋 - And what is that? - Your playhouse.
哦 我需要一个玩具小屋 Oh, I needed a playhouse.
在一个屋子里我又有一个屋子 I've got a house inside of a house.
这个城堡是不是让我的屁股显得太大了 Does this castle make my butt look a little too big?
像一个手套一样适合您 Fits you like a glove.
-哦 天哪 -什么 - Ooh! Blimey. - Pardon.
放得好 陛下 优美的音调 平缓的结束 Well struck, sire. Good tone, smooth finish.
喂 你是真心实意的那样说吗 Well, you took that in the best spirit, didn't you?
我们要去看看厨房吗 Shall we have a look in the kitchen?
你是在说 厨房 Did I hear you say... the kitchen?
我们到了 你的厨房 Here we are. I present your cookery.
都是我的吗 All mine?
每一口饭菜 Every morsel,
到每一粒面包屑都是 down to the last crumb.
好的 很好 Okay. All right.
你可以叫我 殿下 You can just call me... Your Highness.
好 你可以把它放在任何地方 Yeah, you can just drop that anywhere.
好吧 我就对你直说了 All right, I'll give it to you straight:
真让我失望 It's disappointing.
甜甜圈太干了 Your doughnuts are dry
中间还没有洞 and don't have holes in them,
咖啡太淡了 像茶一样 and your coffee's so weak, it looks like tea.
我不指望 威敏斯特小姐 I don't suppose, Miss Westminster,
你可以从你的繁忙生活中 you could find time in your busy life
为一个有钱的公爵抽出时间 for a wealthy duke.
达吉斯亲王 恐怕这句话应该我说 Lord Dargis, I'm afraid I'm taken.
我独身一人 在你身旁 As I am myself... by you.
哦 别介意我 Oh, don't mind me.
我只不过是一个不可救药的老 I'm just an incorrigible old...
-猫 -什么 - Cat! - What?
没什么 没什么 Nothing, nothing.
什么都没有 什么都没有 Nothing at all, nothing at all.
唉 已经到时间了吗 Gosh, is that the time already?
时间 我总是说 Time, I've always said,
像飞矢一般流逝 flies like an arrow.
请经常露面 Don't be afraid to just show up
并带一些投资者来 and bring some of those investors...
那些可爱的投资者 those lovely investors.
我们要开一个派对 We'll throw a party.
加油啊 Cheerio!
啊 史密西 我看 看到王子在这儿 Ah... Smithee, d-did I see Prince in here?
真不可思议 Isn't it remarkable?
我找到他的时候 他正在伦敦街头游荡 I found him wandering the streets of London
而我刚离开威路比 as I left Willoughby's.
确实 Indeed.
非常巧 Extraordinary.
现在 And where is
那个魔鬼 the little fiend...
家伙在哪儿 Fellow at the moment?
哦 我肯定不知道 阁下 Oh, I'm sure I don't know, sir.
呃 也许我最好去遛一圈 呣 Well, I'll maybe take a little look-see, hmm?
去欢迎一下他 Make him welcome.
好的 阁下 Yes, sir.
例如 看看这间屋子 Look at this room, for example.
呃 你怎样让它变得有生气 Uh... how would you liven this place up?
但是陛下 这座城堡 But, sire, this castle
已经有几百年历史了 is centuries old.
真是个博物馆 It's a museum.
很乏味 It's boring.
当你的笼子成为博物馆的时候 会失去什么 And you know what's missing when your crib is a museum?
乐趣 It's called fun!
乐趣 Fun?
这不难 It's not that hard.
你得先让这些懒虫 You got to get a running start
动起来 at something this dull.
喔哦哦哦哦哦啊 Who-o-o-o-o-o-a!
结果肯定很糟 This is gonna end so badly.
噢 Oops.
已经碎了 It was already cracked.
没什么能逃过你的眼睛 Nothing escapes you,
对吧 陛下 does it, sire?
对 我喜欢这种感觉 Yeah. I like the way this feels.
只要滑行 宝贝儿 You just slide, baby!
喔啊 Whoa...!
哦 D'uh-oh!
别担心 Don't worry about it.
那个也碎了 That one was cracked as well.
哦 我可以休息一下 Oh, I can relax.
不好 Oops!
怎么 哦 哎哟 What the...? Ooh! Oof!
史密西 Smithee!
把这个东西从我身上挪开 Get this thing off of me!
好吧 我们去别的屋转转吧 All right, let's go try another room.
好主意 殿下下 Good idea, sire.
是的 是的 Yes, yes.
我已经拿到了契约和文件 I've got the deed and the paperwork in order,
与另外的律师也联系过 and I've contacted the other solicitors.
我们将于周一到达 We'll be out there on Monday.
周一 Monday?
但是 我需要更多的时间 But... but I need more time.
更多时间 More time?
更多时间干吗 More time for what?
哦 没没 没什么 Oh... n-n-nothing. Nothing.
那 那行吧 That'll-that'll be fine.
哦 好的 我们周一到 Oh, very well, we'll be there Monday,
除非 出现什么奇迹让王子回来了 unless, by some miracle, Prince returns.
我们只能这么希望 霍布斯先生 We can only hope, Mr. Hobbs.
有什么消息 What's the news?
达吉斯肯定要对那只猫下手 Dargis is sure to make a move on the cat.
律师们周一到这里来 The solicitors will be here Monday.
行 干得不错 Right. Good work.
小心点 Careful.
你推的是高级的 That's high-grade American cardboard
美国纸板 you're tossing around there.
真不错 伙计 Beautiful, fellas.
放在那儿 Hang the plasma
就是滑动片那边 right over the Slip 'N Slide.
殿下 有句话要说 Sire, a word.
说吧 伙计 Jowls, my man.
猜猜你们的先知 Guess what your enlightened,
全能的统治者 all-powerful ruler
为这个城堡带来了什么 has brought to the castle?
哦 我急不可待得要听了 Oh, I can't wait to hear this.
别告诉我 Don't tell me.
是一幅文艺复兴的油画 A Renaissance painting.
桌上足球 你知道吗 桌上足球 Foosball, you know? Foosball!
桌桌桌桌上足球 F-F-F-Foosball?
他觉得这里是什么 一个俱乐部 What does he think this is, a pub?
不能因为我们没有对手 Just because we don't have opposable thumbs
就不玩酒吧游戏了 doesn't mean we don't play bar games.
是的 殿下 但是我觉得您处于危险之中 Yes, sire, but I feel your life is in danger.
听着 温尼贝戈人 如果我可以这样叫你 Listen, Winnebago... if I may call you that...
当历史说到我的时候 when history speaks of me,
当然会的 我希望被定义为 and she will, I want to be remembered
派对王子 as the "Party Prince."
如您所愿 As you wish.
你们这些家伙都知道我的 我可不是势利 You chaps know me... I'm no snob.
对吧 但是这只猫太过分了 Right? But this cat is too much.
他是我们整个生活方式的绊脚石 He's an embarrassment to our whole way of life.
哦 他玷污了有毛的种族 Oh, he's a disgrace to the furry race.
我的枕头不够软 "My pillow isn't soft enough.
电视遥控器坏了 My TV remote won't work."
别为此而忧烦 Don't get your knickers in a twist.
我知道他是个讨厌的家伙 I know he's a pain in the neck,
但是我们只要保证他的安全到周一 but we just got to keep him safe till Monday.
是的 我忠实的 Yeah. My loyal
香喷喷的臣民 and fragrant subjects, please.
谢谢你们 Thank you.
简单的说 我讨厌周一 Briefly, I hate Mondays.
就是讨厌 Just hate 'em.
所以 我颁布旨意 从今天起 Therefore, I decree, from this day forward,
将不再有周一 there will be no more Mondays.
-什么 -什么 - What? - What?
明白吗 今天就是周二了 Got it? Today is Tuesday, then.
大家周二快乐 Happy Tuesday, everybody.
没错 他疯了 Yeah, I think he's lost it.
正如我说的 Like I said,
我们只要保证他的安全到周二 we just got to keep him safe till Tuesday.
你好 罗曼尔 Hello, Rommel.
啊哈哈 Ah-ha-ha!
我有一个礼物给你 I have a present for you.
王子最喜欢的枕头 Prince's favorite pillow.
闻闻 闻闻 罗曼尔 闻闻 闻闻 Sniffy, sniffy, Rommel. Sniffy, sniffy.
哦 可恶的枕头 哦 Ooh, bad pillow. Ooh!
杀了小猫 杀了小猫 Kill kitty. Kill kitty.
哦 聪明的孩子 Oh, what a clever boy.
吃掉那只猫 Eat the cat.
很好吃 很好吃 很好吃 Yum, yum, yum.
我想你已经准备好了 I think you're ready.
啊噢 麻烦来了 Uh-oh, here comes trouble.
吃了小猫 好伙计 Eat the pussycat. There's a good chap.
猫科动物保护行动进行中 Operation Feline Protection under way.
行动了 嘿嘿 I'm on it. Hoo-hoo!
好了 好了 Yeah, yeah.
哦 Oops.
祝你好胃口 Bon appetit.
这里 小猫 小猫 Here, kitty, kitty.
到罗曼尔这里来 Come to Rommel.
你在哪儿 我的小毛球 Where are you, my little furry friend?
你好 罗曼尔 Hello, Rommel.
吃了小猫 Eat kitty.
不 不是猫 罗曼尔 No, no kitty, Rommel.
但是我们有更好的东西可以嚼 But we have something better to chew on.
不是小猫 No kitty?
对 不是小猫 That's right: No kitty.
请把达吉斯阁下的新裤子拿来 Bring Lord Dargis's new trousers, please.
猪 裤子 Pig, the trousers!
呃 裤子 Uh, trousers.
谢谢 萨姆 Thank you, Sam.
现在 罗曼尔 And now, Rommel, how about
来一场美妙的拔河如何 a nice tug of war?
好啊 Yeah.
哦 下次不拴好罗曼尔的话 Ooh! Lord Dargis better watch out
达吉斯亲王得小心了 next time Rommel's on the loose.
你好 史密西 Hello, Smithee.
阁下 今天您精神不错 You're in good spirits today, sir.
是的 由于某种原因我觉得 一个很大的负担被拿下了 Yes. For some reason I feel a great burden has been lifted.
一个负担 阁下 A burden, sir?
评价一下我的这套新衣服 史密夫 What do you make of my new suit, Smithee?
嗯 Hmm?
哦 很潇洒 阁下 Oh, very smart, sir.
哦 史密西 我邀请了威敏斯特小姐周一来喝茶 Oh, Smithee, I've invited Miss Westminster for tea on Monday,
让她感到很受欢迎是极其重要的 and it's extremely important she feel welcome.
拿出一瓶最好的香槟酒如何 Why don't you bring up a bottle of the very best champagne?
还有摆出王子的御用瓷器 And set out the Prince Royal china,
银器 silver service.
你知道这类东西 You know the type of thing.
好主意 阁下 Very good, sir.
呃 裤子 Uh, trousers.
对 请让我 Yes, I'd like to speak
和威敏斯特小姐说话 to Miss Westminster, please.
你好 罗曼尔 Hello, Rommel.
那顿小吃 Did we enjoy
味道如何 嗯 our little snack, then, hmm?
裤子 Trousers.
啊 威敏斯特小姐 Ah, Miss Westminster...
裤子 Trousers!
可以来短暂访问一下然后一起 Care to pop over and have a little...
奥基 奥基 奥基 Oggy! Oggy! Oggy!
噢一 噢一 噢一 Oi! Oi! Oi!
奥基 奥基 奥基 Oggy! Oggy! Oggy!
噢一 噢一 噢一 Oi! Oi! Oi!
-妙极了对吧 -是啊 - Isn't this fantastic? - Yeah.
谁要的意大利面 Who ordered the pasta?
-哦 给小猫的 -哦 不会吧 - Oh, it's for the kitty. - Oh, good Lord.
这粥一样的是什么 What gruel is this?
对了 老伙计 Quite right, old boy.
他们肯定把你的给我了 They must have given me yours.
加菲 你什么时候开始 对千层面说不了 Garfield, since when do you say no to lasagna?
你认定了我是只猫 对吗先生 You do realize I'm a cat, don't you, sir?
你看 他好像不太对劲 You know, he doesn't seem like himself.
他大概时差没倒过来 He's probably just a little jet-lagged.
我想我应当硬着头皮吃一两口 I suppose I should probably force down a bite or two
以保持体力 to keep up my strength.
哦 口味很独特 Oh. It does have a unique texture.
丽姿 我不知道你注意到没有 So, Liz, I don't know if you've noticed,
我一直期盼着 呃 but I've been kind of anxious to, um...
我干吗要鼓掌 Why am I clapping?
对不起 你在说什么 I'm sorry. What were you saying?
哦 重大发现 Oh, spot on.
我从未吃过这么好吃的 Never have I tasted its equal!
哦 Oh!
哦 加菲 真恶心 Oh, Garfield, that's gross!
先生 能再来一点吗 Please, sir, may I have some more?
哦 这里住着大丹狗不成 Oh! Does a Great Dane live here?
这个叫做卡莱尔肉墩 主人 It's a Carlyle log, my lord:
美味的肝和脾 A savory of liver and spleen
卷在一段羊肠里 served in a sleeve of sheep's intestines.
然后把它吃掉 And you're supposed to eat it?
这算什么 “令人恐惧的因素” What is this, "Fear Factor"?
肠子 脾 Intestines? Spleen?
我是国王 对吧 I'm the king, right?
事实上 是王子 Prince, actually.
大同小异 我说了算 对吧 Same difference. I rule, yes?
是的 陛下 Yes, Your Highness.
好 那把这个给别人吃 Great. Then feed this to the humans
给我来一盘热气腾腾的千层面 好吧 and just bring me a piping hot dish of lasagna, okay?
我来负责此事吧 I'll see to it
马上就办 殿下 at once, sire.
现在 我们要加意大利乳清干酪 Now it says we add the ricotta cheese.
鸭子 Ducks!
你是要筛面粉 You're supposed to sift
不是坐进去 the flour, not sit in it!
别对我们大吼大叫 Don't yell at us.
我们好歹还没 把所有的烹调用雪利酒喝完呢 We're not the ones who drank all the cooking sherry.
所有母雪貂都唱这首歌
奈基尔 耶 奈基尔 哈 母雪貂说的错不了
呣 胡萝卜让一切都锦上添花 Hmm. Carrots make everything better,
还不会破坏千层面的味道 and it can't hurt lasagna.
妈妈的到底是 What the heck is...?
真悬呐 That was close.
现在放入鸡蛋 Now slip in the eggs,
还有土豆 ooze in the tomatoes.
把所有的东西盛到碗里 Now stir the whole thing up
搅拌起来 让碗 in a bowl and let the bowl...
好了 Okay.
你们知道我在说什么 You know what I'm talking about.
停下 Hold it
所有 right here,
动物们 all you animals.
温斯顿 这里怎么了 What goes on here, Winston?
我们正在准备 We're preparing
御用千层面 陛下 the royal lasagna, sire.
直到您喜欢上其它的菜 Unless you prefer another dish.
你用了“菜”这个词 Did you say "dish"?
烤宽面条不是菜 温斯顿 Lasagna's not a dish, windbag.
是一种生活方式 一种生存的状态 It's a way of life, a state of being.
人类的一项完美的成果 Mars one perfect achievement.
知道印度人用什么款待朝圣者们吗 What did the Indians serve to the Pilgrims?
千层面 Lasagna.
玛丽·安托瓦内特 对暴民们说什么了吗 What did Marie Antoinette scream to the rabble?
给他们吃千层面 "Let them eat lasagna."
当尼尔·阿姆斯特朗登上月球的时候 What did Neil Armstrong say
他怎么说的 when he landed on the moon?
这是一小块千层面 "That's one small slice of lasagna."
它不是一碟菜 It's not a dish.
是梦想 It's the stuff of dreams.
是神灵的佳肴 It's the food of the gods.
也是午餐 It's what's for lunch.
是啊 呃 问题是 我们好像把它搞糟了 Yeah, well, the problem is, it seems we've mucked it up.
你只是需要些指导 You just need a little guidance, that's all.
面粉在哪儿 谁有 Where's the flour? Who's got it?
我需要一只搅拌碗 I need a mixing bowl.
一只大的搅拌碗 One large mixing bowl.
来个人混合一下 And someone to mix it.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 Much obliged.
羊妹妹 你洗过蹄子了吗 Sheba, did you remember to wash your hooves?
女士们 非常感谢 Ladies... thank you so much.
好球 好球 好球 Strike. Strike. Strike.
有点偏 A little outside.
踩一踩 好吗 Step on it, will you?
我需要那样的面团 I need that dough.
对了 我们大约需要半磅 Yeah, we'll need about a half a pound of this.
畜棚的动物们 What are barnyard animals
在厨房做什么 doing in the kitchen?
我命令你们马上离开 I demand you all leave at once.
这完全违反了城堡的健康条律 This is completely against my castle health code.
这里有点热了 Getting hot in here.
哪位把排气扇打开好吗 Turn on the exhaust fan, will you, somebody?
你要干吗 What are you doing?
从这里离开 Get away from there!
不好意思了 Sorry!
看来这座城堡里厨房发生的事故 Proof more accidents happen in the kitchen
比其它房间要多 than any other room in the house.
喂 那一大坨生面团到哪儿去了 Hey, where did that big ball of dough go?
我只看到了许多华丽完美的带子 All I see are magnificent ribbons of perfection.
唷 它叫烤宽面条 不是羊肉串 Yo, it's lasagna, not shish kebab.
尝尝 Taste that.
觉得太甜了 Is that too sweet for you?
再来一次 One time.
哇 Whoa!
欧芹来了 Here comes the parsley.
好了 拿过来 All right, bring it back.
放进去 放进去 放进去 Bring it in. Bring it in. Bring it in.
过来 来 来 来 来 来 来 来 好 Bring it back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back. Good.
我们需要一个硬脑壳的 We need somebody with a hard head.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在可以休息了 It's out of our hands now.
千层面真是棒极了 This lasagna's fabulous!
哦 Oh!
确实不错 确实 That's a bit of all right, that is.
意大利人真不赖 对吧 Those Italians got it right, didn't they?
嗯 哦 Mmm! Oh!
真棒 Two cheeses.
太好吃了 That is delicious!
对啊 稍微品一品就会很棒 Yeah, not bad on short notice.
真美妙 It's beautiful!
我说的没错吧 What'd I tell you?
让我做你们的国王来领导你们吧 If you'd just let me be your king and lead you, all right?
还有吗 Any more?
还有一块 Oh, one more piece.
-哦 -有人介意我 - Oh! - Would anyone mind if I...?
-是我的 -我要 - It's mine! - I would!
-抢啊 -慢点慢点 - Move! - Easy, easy!
-先住手 -我说了是我的 - Hold up a moment! - I said it's mine!
那块上面有奈基尔的名字 That piece has Nigel's name on it.
啊哦 Uh-oh.
别这样 我命令你们 Please, I command you.
出去吃甜点 Leave room for dessert.
就这儿 还差一步 Here it is, one step...
只要在他最后一镖基础上调整半英寸 A half-inch adjustment from his last shot!
哦 就差一点 Oh, nearly!
哦 老天 我觉得 Oh, heavens, I fear there was something urgent
有些紧急的事情我得参加 to which I was supposed to attend,
但是我怎么也想不起来是什么 and yet I can't for the life of me begin to recall what it was.
你确实喜欢吗 You really like it?
喜欢 太棒了 I do. It's great.
谢谢 Thank you.
让我看看 Let me see.
我得走了 I got to go.
你确定我不能和你一起去 Are you sure I can't go with you
游览城堡吗 to this castle tour thing?
他们不会介意的 They won't mind.
这只是说话人的自我安慰 It's a Conservancy function for speakers only.
我猜拥有那个地方的女人 I guess the woman who owned the place
会很喜欢动物 was a big animal lover.
你和伙伴们呆在一起 You hang with the guys.
奥迪尔可以跟你一起散步 加菲可以 Odie could use a walk, and Garfield could use...
慢慢消化食物 ...some serious ab work.
不管怎样 我很快就回来 Anyway, I'll be back soon.
玩得愉快 小伙子们 Have fun, boys.
我的整个世界看起来 My entire world seems to revolve
都在围绕着睡觉 电视和千层面 周而复始 around napping, television and lasagna.
还有 我被搞混的债还没有还清 Still, I'm plagued by a vague notion of a duty unfulfilled.
哦 好吧 Oh, well.
再睡一会 Back to sleep.
这是什么 汪汪 What is it, woof-woof?
英格兰的城堡 "Castles of England"?
上帝 Good Lord!
就是这个 There it is!
泰晤士河上游的卡莱尔城堡 Carlyle Castle on the Upper Thames.
哦 聪明的欧弟 Oh, brilliant, Odie.
这些天来 我都把你 呃 当成十足的笨蛋了 All this time, I took you for... well, a complete simpleton.
现在命运在召唤 Now destiny calls.
要战斗了 To the battlements!
吹起号角 Sound the horns!
为了的国王和祖国 For king and country!
再见了 我的皇家护卫 Farewell, my loyal squire.
传奇的 The legend cont...
怎么 哦 What, ho!
加菲 Garfield?
好了 屁股很疼 有一点晕头转向 但是不怕了 Okay, sore bottom, a little disoriented, but undeterred.
加菲 Garfield!
怎么去泰晤士河 Now, which way is the river?
我想是这条路 I think this way.
加菲 Garfield!
对不起 乔恩 Sorry, Jon.
哦 在这儿 Oh, here it is.
现在需要交通工具了 Now one needs some kind of conveyance.
哦 你好 Oh, hello.
哦 真高 但是我必须 Oh, it's an awfully long way down, but I must,
我应该 我 and I shall, and I...
噢 Ow.
呃 威敏斯特小姐 Well, Miss Westminster,
我已经拟好文件 I have the papers all drawn up.
只要签个字 We need only sign them,
这片土地就会起变化 and it's on to the ground breaking.
哦 太棒了 Oh, that's wonderful.
我希望进展越快越好 I would like to move forward as soon as possible.
想象一下 Just think.
推土机 铺路机器 Bulldozers, paving machines
忙碌地把这里变成美丽豪华的公寓 busily transforming this dump into beautiful luxury condos.
你我穿过几个世纪的尘封 You and I striding through centuries of dust
就像巨人俯瞰逐渐显现的帝国 like giants surveying our emerging empire.
两个骄傲的父母 Two proud parents.
我去找史密西 L-I'll just check on Smithee.
看看茶点备好了没 See if tea is ready.
肮脏的怪物们 Filthy monsters!
过来 你个熏人的生物 Come back here, you smelly creature!
来啊 Come here!
猪 拦住他 Pigs, mark your man!
来啊 你这熏人的东西 Come here, you smelly individual!
你知道吗 You know what?
我对那个家伙的评价只有这个词 I got two words for that guy.
炒鱿鱼 "You're fired."
陛下 如果真的有那么简单就好了 If only it were that simple, sire.
猪头 Swine!
有何不妥吗 先生 Is there a problem, sir?
不妥 Is there a problem?
公牛在喝我的香槟 There's a bull drinking my champagne,
满池子野鸭子 the pool's full of wild animals,
那头猪还想谋杀我 and a pig just tried to kill me.
好的 我想是有些不妥 Yes! I would say there was a problem.
我会处理好的 先生 I'll tend to it, sir.
你必须马上处理好 You'll tend to it immediately!
还有 晚上在室内用膳 And we'll have tea indoors.
你能做到吗 Do you think you could handle that?
谢谢 好伙计 Thank you. There's a good chap.
哦 Oh!
出事了吗 Has there been an accident?
我想晚膳将会延迟 威敏斯特女士 I'm afraid tea will have to wait till later, Miss Westminster.
哦 Oh.
[苏格兰场] （英国安全部总府）
他大概42磅半 He's about 42 and a half pounds.
桔黄色的猫 He has orange fur,
黄赫石的颜色 more like a burnt sienna.
叫他加菲就行 And he answers to the name Garfield.
草字头的菲 L-E-L-D.
好的 Okay,
好在这周国家安全部不太忙 well, fortunately, Scotland Yard isn't very busy this week.
我们会出动 So, uh, we'll put together
所有警力和精英 a task force and our best men
还有 呃 调动 and, uh, turn all
所有资源和部署 our resources and attention
来搜寻这只肥猫 towards finding your fat cat.
真的 Really?
才怪 No.
走吧 欧弟 Come on, Odie.
好了 罗曼尔 很简单 Now, Rommel, it's really quite simple.
我 王子殿下 Me... Prince.
王子殿下 我 Prince... me.
饲养者 Provider of food...
饲养品 Food.
好吧 阁下 Right, governor.
好吃 好吃 Yum, yum.
干掉 Kill...
猫咪 Kitty!
好样的 罗曼尔 给你 Attaboy, Rommel! There you go!
干得好 就要那干劲 Well done! That's the spirit!
坏东西 坏东西 快走开 Bad boy! Bad boy! Go on, get along!
史密西 Smithee.
你好吗 How are you?
帮个忙 把这个擦了 Do me a favor. Have that polished.
好伙计 There's a good chap.
有何贵干 史密西 So, what's on your mind, Smithee?
霍布斯先生来过电话 Uh... Mr. Hobbs's office called.
律师们又要来拜访吗 Are the solicitors convening again, sir?
没什么事 史密西 It's nothing at all, Smithee.
来签合同的 无聊 Papers to sign. You know... boring.
问一下 你上一次 Incidentally, when did you
度假是什么时候 史密西 last have a holiday, Smithee?
度假 Holiday, sir?
我不记得了 I can't remember.
-你当真 -嗯 - Seriously, man? - Mm.
真是我疏忽大意了 What an embarrassing oversight on my part.
我坚持放你一周的假 今天就放 I insist you have a week's holiday, starting today.
哦 我不知道 我不认为 Oh, I don't know. I don't think...
哦 史密西 我不要听这些 Oh, Smithee, I won't hear a word of it.
我想看你骑车 穿梭在多尔多涅山谷里 I can just see you cycling in the Dordogne,
在圣赫拿勒岛上猎野猪 fighting the wild boar in Tristan da Cuna.
再会 扬帆起航 祝你旅途愉快 史密西 Farewell, wind to your sails and bon voyage, Smithee.
既然如此 Well, then...
谢谢您 先生 thank you... sir.
我该怎么办 What am I going to do?
怎么才能找到加菲 How am I supposed to find Garfield?
伦敦这么 大 Londors really... big.
我不要什么外星爱心宝宝 I don't care about some alien love baby, okay?
我很担心加菲 I'm worried about Garfield.
欧弟 你现在 变得很 Odie, you know what? You're being a real...
卡莱尔的艾丽诺夫人 "Lady Eleanor of Carlyle has left her entire estate
将继承权交给了 她亲爱的王子猫十二世 to her beloved cat, Prince the 12th."
或许有人错抱了加菲 Maybe someone mistook this cat for Garfield.
欧弟 快来 来啊 伙计 Odie, come on. Come on, buddy!
这威尼斯水晶吊灯是 由卡莱尔第三任伯爵 The Venetian crystal chandeliers in this room were commissioned
在18世纪晚期委托完成的 by the Third Earl of Carlyle in the late 18th century.
在这里有不少由荷兰大师 Over here, we have several family portraits painted
范迪克绘制的家族照 by the Dutch master Van Dyck.
这只是卡莱尔资助的 These are amongst the many treasures
一部分艺术品 to be found at Carlyle.
哦 猪头 Oh, hogwash! - Huh?
跟你说 这猫一再嘲弄我们 I tell you, this cat is mocking us at every turn.
普利斯顿 冷静点 Preston, calm yourself.
这也是为大家着想 We're only doing what is best for everybody.
我们要装到什么时候 How much longer must we sustain this charade?
那猫不会真以为 I can't believe this cat is so stupid as to think
自己是皇族 he's actually royalty.
没错 但不管家猫还是加菲 我们需要他 Well, he does, and house cat or not, we need him.
啥 家猫 Wha...? House cat?
再忍耐一下 Just have a little patience.
忍耐 哈 承认吧 温斯顿 Patience? Ha! Admit it, Winston.
这小丑连给国王扦脚都不够格 This buffoon couldn't groom the paws of a real king.
小丑 Buffoon?!
[王子的房间]
神啊 这无疑是我 一生最凄惨的时刻 Golly, this is without a doubt my all-time crummiest moment.
约翰 Jon.
兄弟 我太笨太自私了 Man, I've been such a stupid, selfish cat.
我失去了朋友 I've lost my friend.
我得去找他 I've got to find him.
这中世纪时期的厨房 The original medieval kitchen has stood
自1485年就保持如今的风格 on this site since 1485...
是的 是的 很大 旧地发霉 Yes, yes, it's big. It's old and it's musty.
哦 达吉斯亲王 让我引见 Uh, Lord Dargis, uh, please meet the tour group
皇家动物协会的组员 from the Royal Animal Conservancy.
哦 无论如何 都要保护那些生灵 Oh! By all means, save the little darlings.
那是我的座右铭 That's my motto.
我超喜欢《人鱼故事》 《狮子与我》 Big fan of Free Willy, Born Free,
所有那些环保电影 all the Free movies.
太棒了 你们可以走了 Bravo! Now off you go.
从这边走 If you come this way,
我们能看到一些地下通道 we'll visit some of the underground passages,
其中一个 one of which...
你好 欢迎来到卡莱尔城堡 亲爱的 Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
谢谢 这里太漂亮了 Thank you. It's, it's beautiful.
我也这么认为 Well, that makes two of you.
我想说的是 我痛恨打狐狸 Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting?
除了正当防卫情况下 Unless, of course, in self-defense.
-再见 -我可不可以 - Bye. - If I may...
问一个问题 Uh, one question, uh...?
丽姿 Liz.
啊 和我们的女皇同名 不是吗 Ah, the same as our own dear queen. Cordial?
-就一个问题 丽姿 -丽姿 - One question, Liz. - Liz?
如果我要捐赠一副我的珍藏 What would you say if I were to donate
给你们协会 one of my priceless oil paintings
你意下如何 to your conservancy?
嗯 非常感谢 Um... Thank you?
嗯 但该如何表达呢 Mm! But how would you say it?
那“黄”室痞子想泡丽姿 That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.
今晚在这城堡里 Perhaps you would consider dining with me
和我共进晚餐如何 at the castle tonight?
谁也不能勾引我兄弟的女朋友 并泡到手 Nobody hits on my best friend's girlfriend... and succeeds.
来啊 驴头马先生 Yoo-hoo! Mr. Pinata-Head.
你 You!
我 Me?
恕我失陪 Excuse me for one moment.
-好 但 -我的城堡就是你的城堡 - Sure, but... - Mi castle es su castle.
糟糕 Not now!
九条命也不够你用了 Your nine lives are up!
不 不 不要 No. No, not now.
老天 他们都不用睡觉吗 Good Lord, do these people never sleep?
不要啊 Oh, why now?
啊 霍布斯先生 还是这么准时 Ah, Mr. Hobbs, punctual as usual.
去倒个垃圾 就一会儿 Just taking out the rubbish. Wort be a jiffy.
哦 拜托 Oh, please!
好吧 你逮到我了 Okay, you got me.
哦 我太笨了 Oh, you are so stupid.
地牢 Dungeon.
我只是只猫 I'm just a cat!
哦 求你了 我很柔弱 Oh... Please! I'm so weak...
而你那么厉害 那么强 and, and you're so strong, so powerful.
老变态 You creep!
拨掉皇室猫咪的皮 乃易如反掌之事 There's more than one way to skin a royal cat.
我不是什么皇室猫咪 I'm not a royal cat!
只是四合院里的一只猫 I'm a self-centered house cat!
嗨 等等 Hey! Wait! Wait!
怎么 想让我在这儿崩溃 What, you think I'm going to crack in here?
呃 不对 一定是他报答我 Uh-uh. No. This is gonna be a treat.
让我在这里清静一下 I'm finally gonna have some quality alone time.
我可以继续写我的小说 I'm gonna write that novel I've been putting off.
再学几门外语 I'm gonna learn a couple of foreign languages,
还要开始新的锻炼课程 and I'm gonna start a whole new workout regimen.
减掉肥肚腩 I'm gonna lose all this.
只要结实不要胖 Get myself in top physical condition.
谢谢 是的 Thank you! Yeah!
哈哈 Ha, ha!
这儿真不错 I love it here!
你帮了我个大忙 You've done me an enormous favor!
我笑到了最后 Who's laughing now?
能远离城市的喧嚣真好 It's nice to get away from the urban sprawl.
卡尔莱 28英里 "Carlyle, 28 miles."
顺路吗 Going my way?
小菜一碟 Piece of cake, really.
在前面左转 So we make a left up ahead.
哦 右转 Oh. Right turn.
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, buddy.
很遗憾他失踪了 I'm afraid there's just no sign of him.
真的 那么 Really? Well, then...
开始办手续吧 let's make it official.
这也是情非得已 Well, if we must, we must.
一次被车撞 Then there's the time I got hit by that car...
一次吃了过期比目鱼 and the time that I ate that six-day-old halibut.
嗨 才用了7条命 Hey, that's only seven lives.
还剩2条 I got two more.
好 我要越狱 All right, I'm gonna get out of this.
机会来了 Bingo!
温斯顿和我来救你了 Winston and I have come to your rescue.
真够磨蹭的 Took you long enough.
非等我肚子唱山歌了才来 What, did you finally hear my stomach growling?
没 只听到你无聊的独白 那比目鱼真坏 No, but we heard your tiresome monologue. Bad halibut, indeed.
我们救你出来了 殿下 Let's get you out of here, Your Royal Highness.
温斯特 Winster.
律师们来了 The solicitors are here.
我们动作要快 We have to move quickly.
哈 Huh.
呃 然后就吃午餐 殿下 Uh, then we luncheon, Your Royal Highness.
好了 别玩把戏了 邋遢狗 Yeah, you can drop that shtick, drool boy.
听见你和那鸟的对话了 I heard you and the bird.
家猫是吗 这称呼不错 How about the house cat part? I loved that.
啊 好了 好了 Aw, all right, all right.
我们的确有所隐瞒 So we werert exactly honest.
逼不得已的 We had to do it.
是你的话 会怎么办 What would you have done?
省省吧 厚脸皮的. Save your breath, chubby cheeks.
我会退位 坐回我电视机前的沙发 I shall abdicate my throne and return to my TV chair.
你是我们唯一的希望 You were our only hope.
绝望中的唯一希望 The only hope of the hopeless.
他们到底要什么 血 What do they want, blood?
我已尽心尽力地吃吃睡睡 I have been eating and sleeping my heart out for these animals...
还不满意 still not enough.
好像我配不上那贵族猫似的 Like I'm not as good as a royal cat could be.
哈 就知道你不是我 Aha! I so knew you werert me.
你一定是加菲 And you must be Garfield.
你这么清楚 How do you know my name?
这几天我冒充了你 I've lived your life for the past few days.
是的 会这么宠爱你的人 也只有你的约翰了 Yes, if ever a man loved a cat, it's yourJon.
回到他身边 加菲 Return to him, Garfield.
回家去 Return to your home.
殿下 你无需重复第二遍 拜拜 Your Highness, you don't have to tell me twice. Bye-bye.
殿下 谢天谢地 Sire, thank heavens.
-您回来了 -真正的王子殿下 - You've returned. - The real prince!
王子回来了 回到我们身边了 The prince is home, back with us!
是王子殿下 如假包换 It's the real prince... the genuine article.
是的 朋友们 Yes, my friends,
我在这最灰暗的时刻回到你们身边 I have returned to you at this, our darkest hour.
小温 达吉斯亲王的阴谋是什么 So, Winny, what exactly is Lord Dargis up to?
他要夷平我们的家 还要宰了我们 He intends to level our homes and kill us all.
是 吗 O... kay.
既然这样 我宣布大家收拾行李 Well, in that case, I decree that we pack our bags
识相地让出我们的家园 and get our scraggy bottoms out of here.
或许可以搬到隔壁的城堡 Perhaps to the castle next door.
-哦 拜托 -什么 - Oh, boy. - What?!
真让人“感动” Well, that was inspirational.
“好”提议 Brilliant.
兔子很生气 I am so fired up.
我说 我们可以想别的办法 You know, I have to believe we can do better.
我以为你走了 I thought you were leaving.
嗨 闭上嘴 呆鸟 Hey, button the beak, Fruit Loops,
不然我让你变哑巴 or I'll stick that thing on backwards.
听着 那“达屁王”就好比小强 Look, Lord Doofus is just another bully.
我们该怎么对付小强 And what do we do to bullies?
一般我们扭头就跑 Well, generally, we run from them.
不 不能跑 No, we don't leave.
我们要团结 踢屁王的尻 We stand and we kick royal butt.
相信我 如果家禽能 Trust me, if you beasts...
烤双层奶酪千层饼 can bake a two-cheese lasagna,
就能对付达吉斯 you can beat Dargis.
那你有什么计划 加菲 Well, do you have a plan, Garfield?
我说 在这战役结束前 Tell you what. For the duration of this battle,
我就叫“加猫警长” I would prefer to be called G-Cat.
而且我们有2个方案 And we have two plans.
哦 团队合作 没错 Oh, teamwork. Oh, yes, yes.
嗨 小汪汪 Hey, girly dog!
对 你这个小汪汪 Yeah, you girly girl!
又笨又娘泡的汪汪 You're such a silly sissy dog!
上 上 Go! Go!
游戏开始了 The game is afoot.
娘泡的笨汪汪 Sissy, silly dog.
你真慢 大个子 You don't move so good, bozo!
哦 Uh-oh!
嗨 小猫咪 Here, kitty-kitty.
这里 Yoo-hoo!
哦 臭狗先生 Oh, Mr. Stinky Dog.
嗨 疯狗 Hey, loco.
哦 不 Oh, no!
快跑 Run away!
哦 得儿 驾 Oh, yay-yip-yip-yahoo!
驾 得儿 驾 Yahoo! Yow-yow-ya-ya-yip-yip-yip-yahoo!
失去王子 The loss of Prince...
是我们大家都 I'm not quite sure that...
无法承受的悲痛 any of us will ever get over it.
王子和卡尔莱宫被视为一体 Prince and Carlyle Court were... were one.
而且 他的灵魂 Sometimes, it's, it's almost as if his...
似乎还在这里 his spirit was still...
在这里 His spirit's still what?
在这里游 游荡 ...still ro-roaming the grounds.
我先要失陪一下 I wonder if you could excuse me for a little...
有听到漏水声吗 Do you hear running water?
我马上回来 L-I won't be long.
他在耍花招 你觉得呢 He's a bit of a tool, don't you think?
你好 Yes?
达吉斯亲王 我是不是来早了 Lord Dargis. Am I early?
早了一点点 威敏斯特小姐 就一点点 Only just, Miss Westminster. Only just.
请进 请进 Please, please. Please.
我就快处理完手头的事 I was just finishing something.
您是否可以在图书室等候 I wonder if you'd like to wait in the library.
好的 Okay.
请随意 Make yourself at home.
请坐 Have a seat.
谢谢 嗯 Thank you. Um...
猜猜我是谁 Tally-ho!
哦 可惜这里也不妥 Oh! On the other hand, this simply won't do.
-为什么 -史密西重漆过这里 - Why? - Smithee's been painting again.
我没闻到什么啊 I can't smell anything.
噢 当然 亲爱的 Oh, you never can, my darling.
等你意识到时 Next thing you know,
你就在跳脱衣拉丁舞了 you're salsa dancing in your knickers.
-什么 -我马上回来 - What? - I won't be long.
啊 达吉斯先生 Ah! Mr. Dargis,
今天还办手续吗 will we be starting sometime today?
当然 霍布斯先生 Absolutely, Mr. Hobbs.
又见面了 Hello again.
-什么事 -什么什么事 - What's the matter? - Matter with what?
-你刚喊了一声 -我没有 - You screamed. - No, I didn't.
请到我的书房休息 Why don't you adjourn to my study?
我现在去取文件 And now, I'll retrieve the papers.
你在哪儿 鼠头鼠脑的魔鬼 Where are you, you rat-headed devil?
哦 不 Oh, no!
你好 破裤子先生 Yoo-hoo, Mr. Fancy-pants.
看我不抓住你 Wait till I get my hands on you!
哈哈 他太聪明了 Ha-ha! He's brilliant!
达吉斯 Dargis!
送你两个字 I got two words for youse:
口·苗（喵） Me. Yow.
你给我过来 Come here, you!
哦 不 你不行 Oh, no, you won't do.
我指名要了女按摩师 I specifically requested a feline masseuse.
谁来挪开这东西 Somebody get this thing off of me!
嗨 大个子 Hey, bozo!
对 就是你 废柴 Yeah, you, buster!
嗨 Hey!
痴呆 红毛 满身虱子的 Stupid, red-haired, flea-bitten...
哇 Whoa-aah!
亲王 这 Lord Da... What is...?
这是做什么 What is that?
-我觉得有点冷 -什么 - I felt a slight chill. - What?
这样裹着刚刚好 I thought a simple wrap would be just the ticket.
-那儿 -那儿怎么了 - There! - There what?
不让你在这大热天里 There is absolutely no reason
喝一杯清凉的 why you can't have a cool, refreshing drink
饮料来压压惊 就太说不过去了 to make you feel calmer in this steamy weather.
在房里等着 Wait in the room.
笨猫 Stupid cat!
谁都别想耍我 Nobody makes an idiot out of me.
真不小心 Oopsie-daisy.
叫护士 Medic!
干得好 老兄 Well done, old man.
谢谢 Thank you.
没见过出口处 放过“欢迎”垫子 Never seen a welcome mat on the way out.
女士们 准备好相机 Get your cameras ready, ladies.
回来 你这满身虱子的怪物 Come back here, you flea-bitten monster!
哎呀 不好 Oops! Oh, no!
哦 Ooh!
裤子 Trousers!
瞄准锁定 Target sighted!
摆脱他了 Shaken him off.
放 Pull!
接住 Take that!
再来 And that!
-往下 往下一点 -都得听我的 - Down a bit. Down a bit. Up. - Bob's your uncle!
天哪 谋杀啊 Good Lord, it's a conspiracy!
哦 天哪 Oh, dear.
裤子 Trousers!
史密西 Smithee!
对不起 先生 Excuse me, sir.
那是卡尔莱城堡吗 Is that Carlyle Castle?
是的 It is.
帮个忙 Maybe you can help me.
有没有见过这样的猫 Have you seen a cat that looks like this?
啊 是的 那是王子殿下, Ah, yeah... that's Prince,
卡尔莱的猫殿下 the cat of Carlyle.
也是加菲 死胡同里的家猫 It's also Garfield, the cat of the cul-de-sac.
你的意思是 你的猫 Do you mean to say, you have a cat
是王子的幽灵分身 that's Prince's doppelganger?
不 我是指他们一模一样 No, I'm saying they look exactly alike.
可能他们把两只猫搞混了 And there's a chance they may have gotten mixed up.
原来如此 I see.
你在这里 There you are, man.
天哪 你的衣服怎么了 Good God! What happened to your clothes?
是啊 今天很失败 Indeed, it's been that kind of day.
达吉斯先生 请给出一个解释 Mr. Dargis, I demand an explanation.
我别无选择 I had no choice.
那猫就是死不掉 The cat just won't die.
你说什么 What did you say?
把继承权签给我 不管那猫是死是活 You will sign the deeds over to me, cat or no cat.
哦 天哪 Oh, my!
霍布斯先生 你说得对 Mr. Hobbs, you were right.
达吉斯亲王为了这遗产 Lord Dargis was willing to go to any lengths
什么事都做得出 to get the estate.
你们好像很忙 我先失陪 I can see you're busy. I'm just gonna...
你 女士 Uh! Young lady.
过去 Get over there.
叛徒 你和他们一伙儿的 Traitoress. You were working with them all along!
欧弟 欧弟 等等我 Odie! Odie, wait for me!
欧弟 Odie!
快点 Get on with it!
大家好 Hello, everyone.
抱歉我迟到了 要喝茶吗 Sorry I'm late. Shall I ring for tea?
是王子殿下 他还活着 Well, it's Prince, and he's alive!
我好累 I am bushed.
得那样没命似的跑 All this running-for-my-life stuff.
我们先吃午饭如何 What say we break for lunch,
午睡一会儿 然后再继续 take a quick nap and pick it up later?
同意吗 Sound good?
两只小怪物哈 There are two of you little monsters, hmm?
算起来 总共18条命 For those keeping score at home, that's 18 lives.
难以致信 This is unbelievable!
-两只猫 -无所谓 Two cats?! - No matter.
我有足够的弹药 I have plenty of ammunition.
啊 Aah!
有东西咬我 Something's biting me!
欧弟 放开他 Odie, let him go!
救命 哦 Help! Oh!
你的疯狗咬我屁股 Your lunatic dog just bit my bottom!
算了 算你们狠 All right. Well played, you.
嗨 看哪 是小约翰 Hey, look, it's LittleJon.
干得好 老兄 Good show, old man.
我会默默离开的 I'll go quietly.
约翰 Jon?
-丽姿 -怎么回事 - Liz? - What's going on?
你好 亲爱的 Well, hello, my dear.
你好 Hello.
我们还没完 And not a moment too soon.
这是在游览城堡吗 Is this part of the tour?
-放她走 -时机到了就会 - Let her go. - All in good time.
你先放下武器 Now if you'll be so kind...
好了 要冷静 好吗 Okay, stay calm. Okay?
霍布斯 请签文件 Mr. Hobbs, the papers, please.
看不下去了 你不召集大伙儿吗 I've seen enough. You want to call in your weasel?
咬他 奈基尔 Sic him, Nigel.
好 我是只雪貂 Oi! I'm a ferret.
我要工作 穿裤裆的工作 And I mean business... trouser-leg business!
腿也不放过 I'll take a leg, please.
哦 改变主意了 还是先来点白肉 Ooh, on second thought, I'll have some white meat.
啊 上帝 Aah! Good Lord!
我裤子里有野生动物 There's a wild animal in my trousers!
任务完成了 Hoo-dee-doo-dee-doo.
下一个是谁 Uh, who's next then, eh?
真不禁打 Glass jaw.
根本就是纸老虎 He can dish it out, but he can't take it.
刚才太棒了 That was amazing!
你没事吧 Are-Are you okay?
是 再好不过了. Yeah, I... I never felt better.
干得好 加菲 Well done, Garfield.
我一直都是支持你的 I was rooting for you the whole time.
听到什么了没 Did you hear something?
有听到 Yes, one did.
我来是想和你商量 做你的 I'm here to discuss my new position in your...
先生们 他在这儿 There he is, gentlemen.
跟我们走 别动 Come along. There's a good boy.
是动物的错 要知道 Oh... It was the animals, you know.
每一个都策划算计我 Plotting, planning, every one of them against me!
这样可以了 先生们 I assume that will be all, sir.
史密西 他会为我做证 Smithee. He'll vouch for me.
史密西 Smithee!
欧弟 谢谢你 Odie, thank you.
你是位英雄 也是名绅士 You're a hero and a gentleman.
天哪 有两个加菲 Whoa. There are two Garfields?
你要怎么区分他们 Well, how can you tell them apart?
哦 还有一只笨狗 Oh, you forgot imbecile.
-那是加菲 -加菲 - That's Garfield. - Garfield.
丽姿 我一直 Liz, I've been...
我一直想鼓起勇气 I've been trying to get the courage up
这一周都想问你一件事 to ask you something all week.
-是吗 -然后 - Uh-huh. - And, uh...
哦 拜托 真的 Oh, come on... Really?
找这个吗 Looking for something?
谢了 伙计 Thanks, pal.
丽姿 愿意嫁给我吗 Liz, will you marry me?
我愿意 Yes.
其实狗的嘴巴要比人类的要干净 You know a dog's mouth is cleaner than a humars?
快来 平安无事了 Come on! The coast is clear!
好耶 Hooray!
我们来为猫喝彩 Let's hear it for the cats!
万岁 Hooray!
走 加菲 Go, Garfield.
就这样 来啊 That's right. Come on!
会卡尔莱舞吗 Do you do the Carlyle jig?
这样跳得 It goes like this.
你行吗 Can you do this?
哦 爵士舞 Oh, boogaloo.
非常好 Jolly good.
动起来 老兄 Bust a move, man.
不 应该这样 No, it's something like this here.
我忠实的臣民们 And so, my loyal subjects,
现呈上我最后的遗产 I leave you with a final legacy.
加农炮 Cannonball!
聚会很成功 先生 Brilliant party, sire.
没错 日子难熬时 Yeah, when the going gets tough...
狂欢才是王道 the great ones party.
谁想扮马可波罗 Who wants to play Marco Polo?
马可 Marco!
我拒绝加入这 邪恶的享乐主义陷阱 I refuse to partake in this sinful display of hedonism.
哦 这果仁不错 Oh! Those nuts look good.
准备好 Get a load of this!
炮弹发射 Bombs away...!
我爱这池子 I love this pond.
这里我们称霸 鹅女 We rule the pool, goosey.
来击膀庆祝 Give me some feathers!
当心我的猫耳 Watch the ears.
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 您太慷慨了 Oh, you're so kind.
欧弟 来尝尝这个 Odie, could you beat it, please?
当国王真爽 It's good to be king.�