[音乐] [Music]
可以 okay
帮我向镜头挥手 so do me a favor wave at the camera
正确的 right
还没有，但我告诉你的时候好了 not yet though okay when i tell you to
对着镜头挥手说 just wave at the camera say
我是加里，我要 it's gary the [ __ ] and i'm going to
玩 play
斗智斗勇 battle of wits with beetlejuice
是的，好吧，说吧，我要做的是 yeah okay go ahead i'm gonna do about
丽兹酒店 the ritz
带着苦涩的果汁好的，准备好了，我们走吧 with bitter juice okay ready let's carry
把这个给我 the [ __ ] give me the [ __ ]
我要和甲壳虫比赛 and i'm gonna play against beetlejuice
我要打一场精彩的比赛 i'm gonna play good field juice battle
机智 wits
已经被撕破了，救救你自己 that were ripped now save yourself
更好的富人 better rich
整件事最好撕开不只是 the whole thing better ripped no just
把戒指给我 carry the [ __ ] give me the ring
挑战 challenge
我要在刀锋下打球 and i'm gonna play under the blade a
斗智斗勇 battle of wits
霹雳土豆汁 thunder [ __ ] with beetlejuice potato
果汁现在说的是整件事 juice now say the whole thing
我会的 i'm gonna do it
我要把退休的钱给我 i'm gonna do give me the retired i'm
准备好了吗 gonna do
你觉得喝果汁更好吗 better rich with beetlejuice you think
你会赢的 you're gonna win
我想我会赢的为什么 i think i'm gonna win why why why should
你赢了 you win
我需要一些钱，彼得，你准备好了吗 i need some money peter you ready
我妻子是个他要来提拔我们的人 my wife's a guy he's coming promoting us
说说加里我不知道 talk about gary i don't know about that
你觉得你能打败他是的，我 you think you could beat him yeah i
能给他带一个出来吗 could bring him one out
不，我可以穿这些我能想到 no i could wear these i can think of it
我可以多多少少思考 i can think more or less
你知道我不想 you know i don't want about getting
你知道吗 drunk you know
我什么都不是你知道的 i don't mean anything you know
我想了很多你觉得你怎么样 i think a lot how do you think you're
今天的比赛我是说 gonna do in the game today i mean
我想我不需要扔很多东西 i think a lot dude i don't have to throw
某物 something
我想你喜欢这个我不喜欢 i think you like this i don't
我不需要我想了很多 i don't have to i think a lot
你知道，反正我有了望塔 you know anyway well i got my watchtower
和我在一起的人 guy with me
因为他进去了没有多少人 cause he goes in there no how many do
你以为你会做对吗 you think you're gonna get right
嘿，他在宣传我你的想法 hey he's promote me what you think out
那里 there
不，所以我妻子说他考虑过你 no so my wife say he thinks about it you
知道 know
对，嘿，他是我的白人，他进去了 right hey he's my white guy he goes in
和我在一起 there with me
你知道我呃我喜欢喝果汁 you know i uh i love when beetlejuice
和 and
加里一家在这里真高兴见到你 gary the [ __ ] are here so good to see
我最喜欢的两位客人 my two favorite guests
呃，让我向你问好 uh beetlejuice let me say hello to you
你还好吗？我做得很好 first how are you i'm doing pretty good
是啊，你穿了一套很棒的衣服 yeah you are dressed in a great outfit
你穿上了你看起来像个 you've got on you look like a
聪明人，因为你在这里 smart guy because you're here glasses
是啊，你看起来很聪明 yeah you look smart
是啊，你看起来很勤奋 yeah studious you look like you've been
准备考试 studying for the test
我做了测试我是一篇文章 i was done for the test i'm an article
现在凯西把麦克风靠近我 now casey get that microphone close to
因为我不想错过 beetlejuice because i don't want to miss
宝石 a gem
没关系，我知道了你不需要全部 it's okay i got it you don't need all
正确的 right
我不需要kc我就在这里好吗 i don't need kc i'm right here all right
你就在那里 you're right there
现在，呃，关于我的计划 now uh with the program beetlejuice i
明白今晚你要扔一些 understand tonight you're throwing some
那种大型聚会是真的吗 kind of big party is that true
是啊那是怎么回事哦很漂亮 yeah what is that about oh it's pretty
果汁派对 juice party
我的党厅兄弟是对的 beetlejuice party hall brother right is
甲壳虫果汁派对在哪 the beetlejuice party yeah where's it
会的 gonna be
在曼哈顿是的，现在是了 it's in manhattan manhattan yeah now it
在我的床单上说是在斯塔顿 says on my sheet that it's in staten
岛 island
是的，它掉下来了，哦，很好 yeah it is it's down oh it is well
这和曼哈顿不一样你做了什么 that's different from manhattan what did
你觉得我会买吗 you think i'll buy
你们是对的，各位 your guys right yeah everybody y'all
伙计们 guys
好吧，彼得，你到底怎么了 okay peter just what's going on with
你刚拍的那部电影什么时候 that movie you just made when is that
出来嘿，快出来了 coming out hey it's coming at
24号呃 24th uh
好吧，你甚至不确定什么时候 all right you're not even sure when it's
但很可能 coming out but it's probably going to be
一 a
24抓挠不不你得让我 24 scratch no no no no you gotta let me
挖掘 dig
去吧，兄弟 go ahead bro
这不是问题之一 this isn't one of the questions in the
世界大战亲爱的 battle of the world honey
你不会叫我亲爱的吧 you're not calling me honey are you no
不，不，啊 no no ah
是的，亲爱的，就在这里，我 that's right that's honey right here i
看见 see
我们现在在这里是什么 what we are right here all right so now
嗯，你要举行首映式吗 um are you gonna have a premiere yeah
那是给你的 that's for you
亲爱的啊好吧好吧听起来不错 honey ah okay all right okay that sounds
好的 good
是的，我想他眼里充满了爱 yeah i think he's got love in his eyes
今天你爱上了我们的另一半吗 today our other are you in love with
罗宾，我爱的是它 robin is that it hey i'm in love with
罗伯特，我想和她上床 robert i want to have sex with her
好吧，那是我给你的最好的条件 right well that's the best offer i've
你最后一次有今天是什么时候 had today when is the last time you had
性 sex
我是说完全的性交是的 i mean full blown out intercourse me yes
我得到了它 i got it
我知道最后一次是什么时候 in time brother i know when is the last
上次是1976年 time you had it last time yeah in 1976
可能 probably
是的，但不，你随时都可以 right but no you're good anytime when
你是天生的吗 were you born beetlejuice
我1975年出生的宝宝哇哦 me i was born in 1975 baby wow and a
一年后你做爱了是的 year later you were having sex yep
从子宫里出来的 that's right out of the womb
既然你现在 so beetlejuice uh now that you're in a
电影我会想象女人 movie i would imagine the women
很强大是的，我 are coming on pretty strong yeah yeah i
我喜欢 love that
对你是个大电影明星是的他们 right you're a big movie star yeah they
喜欢它是因为 love it because
他们喜欢我做他们知道什么时候做 they love it when i do they know when
我在工作他们知道他们很喜欢加里 i'm working they know they love it gary
让我向你问好 the [ __ ] let me say hello to you
呃，你要去 uh beetlejuice is you're you're going to
和甲虫比赛我认识你们 play against beetlejuice i know you guys
是朋友吗 are friends
别担心我们在玩 don't worry about it we're playing
在草坪上别担心你输了 against the lawn don't worry if you lose
你赢了 you win
对，你不知道我得到了 right you don't knows i get the [ __ ]
嘿，猜猜这有什么奇怪的，你知道的 hey guess what that's weird you know it
和罗宾在一起你不在这里 with robin you're not here
好吧，加里，你有收获吗 all right gary have you gained some
体重你看起来有点重 weight you look a little heavier
是啊，发生什么事了，你是谁 yeah yeah what happened what are you
现在吃什么样的饮食呢 eating now what what kind of diet do you
想要美好的生活是啊你怎么了 want good life yeah what happened to you
你增加了几磅是的不我 you gained a couple of pounds yeah no i
像以前一样 have like what happened you used to have
这样的 such a
美丽的身躯我曾经那么羡慕 beautiful body i used to be so envious
你的体格 of your physique
你看起来好像把电视吃了 you look like you ate your television
设置 set
谈谈你的体重你有多胖 talk about your weight how much you
现在称一下你的体重怎么样 weigh now how about your weight first
你觉得他有多重 how much you think he weighs beetlejuice
不，我是问你我不知道 no i'm asking you i don't know
这样对你更好好吗 it's more better for you all right how
你体重多少 much do you weigh
大约126 126 46 426我想他有点重 about 126 126 46 426 i think he weighs a
再多一点 little more
可能不止这些 it might be a little more than that
谢谢是的还有加里我重14磅 thanks yeah and gary i weighed 1 4 i
去了47哥们别担心185 went 47 dude don't worry 185
好吧 all right
过了一会儿加里发生了什么我想 in a minute gary what happened i thought
你给自己买了一套新的假币 you got yourself a new set of false
牙齿在哪里 teeth where are they
你得去拿不不不我喜欢 you need to go get them no no no i like
你衣服上的牙齿 it with that teeth in your coat
不戴牙齿看电视更好 it's better for tv without the teeth
一定要穿在兄弟身上是啊为什么 gotta put them on brother yeah why do
你把它们放在外套里你怎么能 you keep them in your coat how can you
把它们放在你的外套里放在你的外套里 keep them in your coat put them in your
口 mouth
他们伤了你的嘴所以他没有 a lot they hurt your mouth so he hasn't
我没给你留着 gotten you no keep them on
给他们戴上牙套，兄弟 just get your braces on them brother
他们把他们撑起来 braces they hold them up
他们打他只是想帮你 they beat him just trying to help you
给你一些建议彼得只是你 man give you some advice peter just you
你的牙齿都好了吗 got all your teeth right
是的，我现在都准备好了 me yeah i got all of them all right now
是时候玩我们的游戏了，不是吗 it's time to play our games don't
我喜欢输，就像我要打我一样 lose i like like i got t2 fight me
嘿，我有48磅重，兄弟 hey i weighed like 48 pounds brother
好吧，我还有电视 all right i still got tv
好吧，让我来告诉你 all right let me tell you the rules of
这场比赛我什么都记不住了 the game i can't keep track of anything
我想加里是想说他 i think gary was trying to say he
给你带了个礼物是的 brought you a gift yeah
你一起投票了吗？你应该接受 did you vote together you should take it
亲爱的，我会告诉你的 honey i will tell you that
你不会嫉妒的，你喜欢吗 you won't get jealous will you like
我们要说你喜欢他说的吗 we're going to say do you like he said
你喜欢吗 you like
他一定要见我你做了很多 he's got to see me you make a lot of
钱你可以像罗宾一样对待一个女人 money you could treat a woman like robin
不错 pretty good
罗宾，我要把性爱拍成电影 robin i got making sex a movie for a
和我在一起很久的房子 house that's long with me
我可以用什么来拍电影 what is that i could make a movie with
她和我在一起太远了 her that's the long way she with me
对，你很想和她在一起 right you would love to be with her you
喜欢和她做爱哦是吗 love to have sex with her oh yeah what
你会对她做什么 would you do to her
我真的很喜欢这个标签毛衣对吧 really i love the hashtag sweater right
好吧，我们开始吧 all right let's uh let's get down to it
好吧，你可以随时找人 right well you could get guys anytime
你想要罗宾 you want robin
好了，我们走，伙计们，让我来 all right here we go now guys let me
解释一下这里发生了什么我要去 explain what's going on here i'm going
向你解释这个游戏 to explain the game to you this will be
有趣的 interesting
我们想弄清楚谁知道 we were trying to figure out who knows
再来点果汁或者加里 more stuff beetlejuice or gary the
[ __ ] [ __ ]
我要做的比他能做的还要多 i'll do more digging than he can do you
可能不会 probably wouldn't
你知道的比你想的要多 you know more than gary you think you
知道更多是的 know more yeah
好吧，加里，你觉得你知道的更多吗 okay and gary you think you know more
是的，我在家照看杰帕迪 yeah i watched over jeopardy at home
你看了jeopardy是的她看了 you watched jeopardy yeah she watched
危险 jeopardy
在家里，我可以在24小时内完成更多 at home i could do more than that in 24
小时 hours
我坐在那里看着你拿到这些 i sit there watching when you get these
又大又老的方格，它们告诉我们这些 big old squares and they tell all these
小笑话出现在屏幕上 little jokes up on the screen
那是好莱坞广场是的我 that's hollywood squares yeah well i'm
擦伤 on scratch
我可以在一张纸上画20个正方形 i could do like 20 squares in the one
时间 time
等一下 wait a minute
你看好莱坞广场 you watch hollywood squares and you get
20个正方形就这样 20 of the squares right just like that
在我的电脑上是这样的是的 that's like that on my computer yeah
他在电脑上 he's on the computer
他当然在电脑上，好吗 of course he's on the computer all right
加里，你紧张吗 gary you're nervous
好吧，但你见过这样的比赛 all right but you've seen contests like
当你在电视上看他们的时候 this and when you're watching them on tv
你能回答这些问题吗 can you ever answer the questions
是啊，这对我来说很可怕 yeah this is what is scary to me
你收看所有这些电视节目 you tune in all these television shows
他们总是这样 and they always have these like
所谓的正常人是的，他们从不 so-called normal people right they never
给你这样的人一个机会去证明 give guys like you a chance to prove
你知道你不想做什么吗 what you know wouldn't you like to do
危险 jeopardy
好吧，你想上危险区，对吧 right you'd like to be on jeopardy right
是的，是的 right yeah
当然当然当然好的 sure for sure of course all right so
这是我们要做的 here's what we're going to do you
相信五年 believe in [ __ ] five years
好了，好了，我们走吧 all right all right here we go now
下面是它的工作原理 here's how it works
你好亲爱的现在仔细听 hello dear now listen carefully and
现在不要喊出答案 don't yell out the answer now
我要问你一个问题 beetlejuice i'm going to ask you a
先提问 question first
好吧，如果你弄错了我会问的 okay if you get it wrong then i'll ask
加里，所以加里不要喊出答案 gary so gary don't yell out the answer
直到我问起 until i ask
你我不是加里他干了什么 you i'm not and gary what he gets done
好的，加里，当我问你问题的时候 right and gary when i ask you a question
你要安静是因为 beetlejuice you be quiet because
你不想给他你想给的 you don't want to give him you want to
说什么我就让你做什么 say anything i'll let you do the
问题 question
好了好了 all right there you go all right
大家都在同一页好吗 everybody same page okay
我们准备好了吗？每个人都是我们的 are we ready to play everyone are our
安全带 seat belts
你们两个都得用 on do either of you have to use the
开始前先去男厕所 men's room before we start
不，不，我们走，好的，我们走 nah no here we go all right here we go
你是第一个，这里是 beetlejuice you're first and here is
你的问题 your question
拼红红 spell red red
l-s-t-e-r好的，那是你的期末考试吗 l-s-t-e-r all right is that your final
回答 answer
我最后的答案没问题 my final answer all right
我觉得这已经够近了 that i think that's close enough but all
好吧，好吧 right all right
好吧，法官说那不是 okay the judges are saying that's not
完全正确我要去找加里 exactly right i'm gonna go to gary
拼红色 spell red
一个字母好的 one letter all right
好了，加里，现在轮到你了 all right gary it's your turn now here
我们走吧 we go
这可能是个回合你得回去 this could be a round you gotta go back
在每一个正确的答案之后 to beetlejuice after every right answer
加里得到 that gary gets
你知道的好吧我去 you know yes all right i'll go to
第一个罗宾是对的，因为 beetlejuice first robin's right because
你最后一个对了，对了 you got the last one right that's right
是的，是的，我 that's right that's right beetlejuice i
先去找你才公平 go to you first that's only fair
拼红色l-a-t-e spell red l-a-t-e
好吧，那就错了，加里，你走吧 ah all right that's wrong gary you go
拼红色i-e-d没错 spell red i-e-d that's correct
好吧好吧你有两个对吧 all right all right you have two right
你没有权利 and beetlejuice you have none right
但只有两件事你不能做 but it's only two-nothing you could you
你能回来吗 could just you could come back
我随时都可以回来我们走吧 i could come back with any time let's go
关于我们的第三个问题 to our third question
拼红色 spell red
l-a-e-g-e-r-d公司 l-a-e-g-e-r-d
很近，但不是很对，去吧，加里 close but not right go ahead gary that
是正确的 is correct
你现在有三个好了，他在做什么 you have three now all right he's doing
好吧，彼得，我们走吧 good all right peter just let's go
我们再来一次好吧 let's go again all right all right then
我们继续下一个问题 we'll move on to the next question
这是我的问题 here's beetlejuice's question
甲虫汁 beetlejuice
一周有几天 how many days are in a week
一个星期好吗 a week okay
一周七天没错 in a week seven days that is right
正确答案现在比分是三比一 correct answer the score now is three to
一 one
你从哪儿弄来的？是的，我 where did you pull that out of yeah i
我有很多亲兄弟 got a lot of my own brother
你真是太棒了 you've been you're on a roll holy cow
让我震惊的人对你有好处 man that shocked me good for you
好吧，很接近 beetlejuice well it's a pretty close
竞赛 contest
[笑声] [Laughter]
谁准备好了好了，加里走了 who's ready okay gary goes now that's
该加里了好的 gary's turn okay
加里这是你的问题继续 gary this is your question go ahead
消防车是什么颜色的 what color is a fire engine
哇，没错，没错，加里会的 wow that's right that's right gary would
是 be
四换四右转 four for four right beetlejuice's turn
什么状态 beetlejuice what state
你今天在乔治亚城吗 are you in today georgia city
新泽西是你的决赛吗 new jersey is that your final is that
你的最终答案 your final answer
我在新泽西的财务状况 my finances in new jersey new jersey
你现在在新泽西 you're in new jersey right now
乔治亚是的好吧 georgia shitty yeah all right that was
很近，但不是对的，加里，继续 close but not right gary go ahead you're
点头 nodding your head
纽约对你说对了纽约 new york right you got it right new york
彼得，你现在在纽约 peter just you're in new york
好吧，好吧，只是 all right it's okay all right it's only
五比一好的 five to one okay
我知道我能感觉到你 beetlejuice i know i can feel it your
时间到了 time is coming
哦，我的时间已经到了，宝贝 oh my time is already coming baby all
好的，我们走 right beetlejuice here we go
这是给你的 this is for beetlejuice gary you be
安静的 quiet
什么是向上的对立面 what is the opposite of up
如果你不在上面怎么办？你在哪儿 what is it if you're not up where are
你在哪儿 you where are you
好吧，我下来了，宝贝，好了，就这样 well i'm down baby all right there it is
天哪，我们有一场比赛 holy cow we got ourselves a contest
我们有比赛，伙计们，这是果汁 we got a contest boys it's beetlejuice
有两个 has two
加里有五个，很近 gary has five it's very close
好了，我们走，加里，这是给你的 all right here we go gary this is for
你知道这是给加里的吗 you this is for gary
一天有几个小时 how many hours in a day
24天哪，没错 24. holy cow that's right
你从没上过《危险》哦 you haven't ever been on jeopardy oh
罗宾 robin
[笑声] [Laughter]
好吧，这是给你的 all right beetlejuice this is for you
什么号码 what number
介于两到四杯之间 comes between two and four beetlejuice
25 25.
等等，我要你 wait a minute beetlejuice i want you to
想一想，想一想，别 think about it think about it don't
脱口而出你的答案数字是多少 blurt out your answer what number comes
在二点到四点之间 between two and four
从一开始 start from one
别把他搞糊涂了让他给他 don't confuse him let him just give him
让我听听他的 let me hear his
你可以用你的手指我不在乎 you can use your fingers i don't care
36好吧，那是你最后的答案吗 36. all right is that your final answer
36 36.
36是你最后的答案非常接近但是 36 is your final answer very close but
不是这样，我们去找加里 that's not it let's go to gary the
2和4之间的数字是多少 [ __ ] what number between two and four
七是你最后的答案吗 seven is that your final answer
好吧你们都搞错了现在我们 all right you both got it wrong now we
有这一局吗 got a game of this one two
三四三是一 three four three is the one
女士们先生们，万一你们 ladies and gentlemen in case you're
在家里记分哦这就是我 keeping score at home oh that's why i
我说了 said it
是啊不你说的 yeah well no you said
如果我说36就等于35。正确的 if i said 36 that'd be 35. right
好了，我们走了，快到了 all right here we go we're almost there
现在是6:2，加里，你领先了，但是 it's six to two gary you are ahead but
你表现得很好 beetlejuice you're coming on very strong
这里没人需要难过因为 nobody needs to feel bad here because
每个人都回答了一些 everybody's answered something which is
太棒了，好了，开始吧 amazing right all right here we go
最后一个问题 our final question
谁准备好了？好的，准备好了 who's ready beetlejuice okay beetlejuice
首先，这两种成分是什么 first what are the two ingredients
花生酱果冻三明治 of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
把它们放在果冻三明治旁边 well put them by the jelly sandwich
是的，那两个是什么 yeah go ahead what are the two
成分 ingredients
巴厘岛和果冻有什么麻烦 well bali and jelly what bothered in
果冻 jelly
果冻我想评委会 jelly i think the judges will take
黄油和果冻黄油和果冻是的 butter and jelly butter and jelly yeah
是 啊 yeah
我想评委们会接受的 i think the judges will take that judges
接受黄油和果冻你有三个 accept butter and jelly you have three
你说得对我想我们会 you got it right i think we will take
那个 that
你说得对 you got that right
现在是的，我做到了 now yes i did
[笑声] [Laughter]
那是我们最后的问题哦不 well that was our final question oh no
比赛结束了 the the contest is over
哦，六比三，加里赢了 oh it's six to three gary's winning
危险，好吧 jeopardy all right beetlejuice final
问：我有车吗 question i got my car
已经准备好了，但是嘿，我把车开出来了 ready already but hey i got my car out
汽车已经开始交易了 the car dealing already
他们已经把我的车准备好了 they already got my cars ready already
好吧好吧 all right well
我已经准备好要我的吉普车了，但是我 i'm ready to get my jeep already but i
有两辆车在开 got two cars going
加里你今晚要干什么加里 gary what are you doing tonight gary
你今晚在纽约干什么 what are you doing tonight in new york
我想按时付款的城市 city i wanted to pay on time
你今晚要回俄勒冈州是吗 you're going back to oregon tonight yeah
你要飞到俄勒冈州吗 you gonna fly to oregon
你告诉他们加里赢了吗 uh did you tell them that gary won i
意思是我们没做什么大事不，上帝 mean we didn't make a big deal no god
他在做一件事 was doing one
因为我不想要他不想要的 cause i don't want it he didn't want
没有什么 nothing
我不想告诉他谁赢了 i don't want to tell him who won it's
我们最好别吵架 better we don't get into a fight
你知道我在说什么不我们不知道 you know what i'm saying no we don't
想知道我们为什么打架吗 want to get to know fight why we
合作伙伴但是 partners but
他这次让我溜走了好吧我没事 he let me slide this time all right i'm
这次他要点燃自己 gonna light himself this time
好吧，你的美貌真好 all right that's nice of your beauty
加里赢了 gary won
大家都赢了别说了别说了 everyone wins don't say it don't say it
别这么说，一切都有可能 don't say it [ __ ] [ __ ] all might get
你这个宝贝 you baby
[笑声] [Laughter]
你知道谁赢了50个城市吗 you know who wins 50 cities when they
所有人也都能听到你不谁是 all get to hear you too no who's the
埋葬在那里宝贝 burial right there baby so you got
计划在我身上 planned on me
如果我问你什么性别 if i had asked you beetlejuice what sex
你的阴茎是男性还是女性 has a penis male or female could you
我已经回答了 have answered that
哦，我想，呃，我想我要一个 oh i i think uh i think i'll do with a
女性因为 female because
她就像个女人我喜欢的女人 she's like it a female a female i like
因为她喜欢自由的兔子 to do with a free rabbit cause she likes
它 it
好吧她喜欢性所以你知道 all right she likes sex so you know
她喜欢男人知道的一件事 she likes one thing the guy knows she
喜欢他知道性 likes it he knows sex
她进来的时候我就和她一起做 i do it with her when she comes in
星期五上午 friday morning
伙计们没想到，但那是真的 the guys can't expect that but that's
为你 for you
那是给你的，我受不了 that's for you beetlejuice can't take
他今天把目光从你身上移开了，我受不了了 his eyes off you today i can't take my
把你的眼睛移开亲爱的 eyes off you honey
我只为你，亲爱的，我会和你上床 i'll just for you honey i'll do sex with
你可能觉得这不好 you it's probably that's not good
只为我好吧，这就是路 just for me all right that's the road
那是为了解决你的问题 that's for your problems
如果我问你 during the contest if i had asked you
我们在哪个星球上 what planet are we on would you what
你会说 would you have said
我说在乔治亚州泽西市 i said in georgia city jersey city
这是正确的 that's right
加里你会说什么什么什么 gary what would you have said what what
城市什么星球 city what planet
我们在哪个星球上？你喜欢吗 what planet are we on do you like
好吧，够近了，对了 okay all right close enough that's right
别担心我有消息 don't you worry about a thing i got news
为你 for you
你和我在一起，兄弟 you're with beetlejuice with me brother
是的，你只是心情很好 that's right you're just in a good mood
今天 today
是的，有时候他不是这个人 yeah sometimes he's not this guy this
他应该找我的经纪人他会喜欢的 guy should get my agent he would love
他 him
嘿我知道你应该嘿我很享受 hey i know you should hey i'm enjoying
他们会一起做生意的 it they're gonna do business together
你只是说你要 you're just you're saying you're gonna
加里是弱智特工吗 be gary the retards agent
对，再过几年 that's right couple more years a couple
更多年 more years
迈克，说吧，你正在广播 mike go ahead you're on the air that was
关于我听过的最有趣的事 about the funniest thing i've ever heard
在我生命中 in my life
他是我的朋友我会照顾他的 he's my friend i'm going to take care
是的，你得照顾加里 yeah you got to take care of gary
你得把他送到哈佛去 you need to send that guy in to harvard
被研究是惊人的 to be studied beetlejuice is amazing
是啊，他是个了不起的人物 yeah he is an amazing character
你有什么计划 beetlejuice gary what do you got planned
你 you
是要去参加派对还是要去 going to be partying or is there a
或者他有什么打算 website or is there any uh he's going to
成为我的一部分 be part of what me
伙计，现在我们谈谈 dude right now let's talk for a minute
不，轮到我说了，但我不说 no it's my turn to talk that but i don't
把我的电脑拿来 get my computer
你可以查我你可以查我的房间 you can check me you can check me in the
电子邮件 email
嘿，我已经收到你的邮件了 hey i got you on the email already
嘿，兄弟，果汁 brother hey beetlejuice
我现在问你一个问题如果有人 let me ask you a question now if anybody
今天来找你惹麻烦了 comes up to you today and starts trouble
想对你说些什么 and tries to to say things to you me
我能搞定你是什么 i can take care of that what are you
我该怎么办 gonna do about it me when this guy
对你们这样说是的 says this to you guys like that yeah
你打算怎么办 what are you gonna do what are you gonna
你对他做了什么 do to him
是的，我会让他跪下的 me yeah i'll put him down to his knees
伙计 buddy
你是我会压碎你医生的名字吗 are you i'll crush your doctor's name
是啊，但你够坚强了吗 yeah but are you tough enough what about
人们说你不够坚强 the people say you're not tough enough
打我 to hit me
我几乎可以很坚强真的 i could almost tough enough well really
你以为我湿了 you think i'm wet
你多重？我重150 what do you weigh i weigh 150 brother
可以 okay
一英尺155 one foot 155 155
你知道的，他们对付不了我，他们 you know it they can't handle me they
还不够坚强 ain't tough enough
但他们还不够坚强 yet they they ain't tough enough to talk
对我来说 to me
他们有话要对我说 they got something to say to me they
不说话不说话 ain't talking not to talk
他们不说话他们不说话他们 they don't talk they don't talk they
什么都别说 don't talk nothing
嘿，他们不想说什么 hey they don't want nothing to say
因为他们不说话 because they ain't talking
他们不想从你身上分一杯羹 they don't want a piece of you they
不要我的一部分如果他们 don't want a piece of me what if they
从你身上取一块 get a piece of you
嘿，让他们来吧 hey let them come on
我有电话你要这么做吗 i got some phone are you gonna do this
离我远点 walk away from me
我不想工作你要去 i don't want to work you're going to
离他远点 walk away from him
我从不离开她我是个 me i never walk away from her i'm a
硬汉 tough guy
我是一个坚强的人，我一直在努力 i'm a tough guy i've been going to be
我一辈子的兄弟 all my life brother
我一辈子都在做这个我不知道 i've been doing this all my life i don't
我每天都这样 i do this every day
好吧 all right
如果我在比赛中问你 if i had asked you during the contest
一般人有多少只胳膊 how many arms does the average person
你会说什么 have what would you have said
我24小时都在忙。 me i got a big on like 24 hours 24.
如果我在比赛中对你说 if i had said to you during the contest
说出巧克力牛奶中的一种成分 name one ingredient in chocolate milk
你会说什么 what would you have said
我是的，我把他们打晕了 me yeah i've knocked them right out in
124小时，好了，走吧 124 hours all right there you go
好吧，我以为你就是这样 all right that's what i thought you're
今晚会在酒吧抽大麻 gonna be smoking weed tonight at the
聚会 party
派对抽大麻什么都做 party smoking weed doing everything else
可能真的喝酒了 probably really drinking
喝酒抽烟你知道我们 drinking smoking you know how we
你想挑什么都行 anything you want to pick all right
你需要什么都行 there it is anything you need
嘿，我再给你拿点东西 hey i'll get you something more
显然你知道你知道 apparently you know you know
顺便问一下，你有多高？我试试 how tall are you by the way me i'll try
他们是的 them yeah
我现在大概有825磅重 i weigh like 8 25 pounds right now
好吧，但现在我已经25岁了。 all right but now i'm up to 25.
好吧，这不是45磅，对吧 all right there it is no 45 pounds right
现在 now
每个人都问你一些事哦，你 everybody asked you something oh you
抓到足够的重量 caught enough weights man
我重25磅 i'm weighing 25 pounds you're going to
什么也别提兄弟 lift nothing brother
不，我有更多的力量没人能做到 nah i got more power nobody couldn't
举起我不能失去的东西 lift what i can't lose
因为他不够强壮不我只是 cause he's not strong enough no i'm just
说他没有权力 saying he ain't got no power
说麦克风加里他不知道 talking that microphone gary he don't
没有权力你在说什么 have no power what are you saying
我问他为什么用恨不能得到 i asked him why he used hate can't get
沿着 along
为什么我的意思是他不能相处因为他 why i mean he can't get along because he
我没有权力 don't have no power
伙计，我知道你们要学会 dude i know you guys gotta learn to be
朋友之间不会互相反对 friends don't be turning against each
其他 other
你不会的不他生我的气了 well you wouldn't no he's mad at me
嘿我会处理的嘿他 hey i'm gonna deal with it hey he's
马上 right now
嘿，我把它给你别给我 hey i'm gonna give it to you don't give
这是给你们的 it to you guys
是的，他可以利用他的力量，但我 yeah he can work on his power but me i'm
更强壮 more stronger
我知道你我还有更多 i know you i got more
你知道我在说什么我还有更多 you know what i'm saying i got more
资本比我多 capital than me
没有力量我可以听这个 ain't got no power i can listen to this
整天都是男孩但是 all day boys but
我有一种力量，我必须在某个时候结束它 i i got a power i got to end it at some
你没有权力他没有权力 point you don't have no power he has no
这是他的外表 power well this is his appearance even
他是怎么开始的 how he's starting it
当他死了他会死的他没有 when he's dead he'll he don't have no
你知道我的意思吗 power you know what i mean
他仍然坐在那里工作 he's still sitting there doing his work
你知道的 you know
不丢脸，他拿的是他应得的 no shame he's getting paid what he got
待办事项 to do
我在拍他的电影 i'm making the movie what he's doing
他在赚钱，我也在赚钱 he's making his money and i'm making my
钱 money
对，他就是这样 right that's the way he's got to be
你们知道我在说什么吗 together you know what i'm saying
我们得走了 we got to be
嘿我很想看到你来我 hey i would love to see you coming i
很想看到你来 would love to see you come to
l、 a哦，洛杉矶是的，去没问题 l.a oh l.a yeah there's no problem going
我在洛杉矶工作了三年 to l.a i worked in la for three years
以前 ago
所以我已经做了八年了 so i i've been doing it for eight years
所以 so
我不想我们之间没有问题 i don't want no problem all right on our
我们手机上的电话号码 phone beetlejuice on our phone
现在就在我们的电话里现在是 right now just right on our phone now is
凯蒂榨汁你妻子是我妻子放的 katie juice your wife yeah my wife put
关于凯蒂犹太人 on katie jews
是啊，把我老婆放在这儿，亲爱的，什么时候 yeah put my wife what's up honey when
你要回家吗？我要踢你 are you gonna get home i'm gonna kick
你的屁股 your ass
为什么回家？为什么 what get your ass home what what for
什么 what
你的生活是什么？你24小时都没走 what's your life you ain't gone 24 hours
你已经离开24小时了 24 hours you've been gone
我告诉过你我会在这两个星期亲爱的 i told you i'd be on it two weeks honey
你已经24小时了 you've been around 24 hours
我告诉过你我只有两岁 i told you i'd be only two
好吧，听着，别 all right listen beetlejuice don't get
为我疯狂 mad about me
我来告诉你你是个好人 well let me tell you you're a great guy
我看到你的好丈夫了 and i see your good husband
天哪，那是凯蒂哦，我要和她谈谈 christ that was katie oh i'll talk to
我们的眼睛当我今晚回家的时候当我 our eyes when i get home tonight when i
今晚打电话好吗 get on the phone tonight right display
直到今晚我问起 until i ask tonight
电话里真的是你妻子吗 is that really your wife on the phone
是的，她只是嫉妒而已 yeah she's just she's jealous
她嫉妒是因为我在做爱 she's jealous because i'm having sex
与你 with you
所以她才嫉妒对吧 that's why she's jealous right
她嫉妒所以她才生气 she's jealous that's why she's pissed at
我不想破坏婚姻 me i don't want to break up a marriage
按住它 hold it down
她最好是你的牙医 she's better beetlejuice your dentist is
在电话里让我跟你说 on the phone let me speak to you
噢，是的，斯科特，请稍等 oh yeah yeah scott go ahead one moment
天哪，你得离开这些家伙 oh my god you have to leave these guys
今天剩下的时间 on for the rest of the day
我知道他们和你们不一样 i know they're different you guys have
做过吗？是的，他们很有趣，我得说 ever done yeah they're fun i gotta tell
你知道我还有多少天 you how many days i got
今天这么多天医生好吧让我 so many days today doc right well let me
告诉你一件事 tell you something uh
你们两个嘿，我要过来喝一杯 you guys hey i gotta come over for a
这个周末去检查医生 checkup this weekend doc
好吧，听着，你们做了一个 all right listen you guys have done a
干得好你们都喜欢 great job you both got on there and like
很抱歉我没赢 sorry that beetlejuice didn't win
你们都是真正的男人，因为没关系 you're both real men because it's okay
因为你知道我妻子有点 because you know my wife's a little
你生气了吗 [ __ ] pissed off
好吧，别紧张好吧，别紧张 all right take it easy all right take it
别用f字好的 easy with the f word okay
没事的，你知道什么 it's okay all right what is it you know
高音埃里克也在这里他想 high pitch eric is here too he wants to
让你看看他和比尔是怎么做的 show you what him and beale just do it
我用很快的高音把他调过来 i bring him in real quick high pitch
首先是因为我有东西给你 first cause i got something for you
那是你的投手朋友吗？是的 is that your buddy high pitcher yeah
是的，我知道 yeah yeah i pictures about
我要给你看些东西哦 my buddy i'm gonna show you something oh
天哪 my god
我有东西在高音上你是什么 i got something on hi pitch what are you
你在这儿干得怎么样 doing here how are you how are you doing
你在这个节目上有什么发现吗 you got something on this show what are
你在这里干什么？我在派对上 you doing here i'm doing that party time
你要去披头士果汁店 you're going to be at the beatlejuice
公园是的 park yeah
快乐地dwarf.com网站我得告诉你我 jolly dwarf.com i got to tell you i'm
我会看着你的 ill looking at you
你真讨厌 you are so repulsive it's it's
难以置信你戴着彩虹假发 incredible you're wearing a rainbow wig
你的 your
你的衬衫脱了你的肚子 your shirt is off your belly is
你看起来一团糟 protruding you look a mess
他们扔下了派对狗宝贝 they throw down party dog baby
你的例行公事是什么 what is your routine what do you do with
好吧，怎么了 beetlejuice okay well what's going on
他骑在我背上很好 he rides on my back all right
你要骑他的背吗 beetlejuice are you gonna ride his back
就在他背上和派对潜水宝贝 right on his back and party dive baby
果汁 juice
把耳机从身体上取下来 take the headphones off body down
宝贝等等，他趴在地上了吗 baby wait a minute does he get down on
四人乐队和披头士乐队只是在骑马 all fours and beatles just rides
是的，我们现在要看 yes we're going to now see a
证明他骑在后面 demonstration of that he rides over back
当他在家的时候，他会向人们击掌 and he high fives people when he's
当他开车的时候你会赚钱宝贝 when he drives you make money baby
你要在斯塔顿做这个 you're going to be doing this at staten
今晚的岛现在我知道它是什么样子了 island tonight now i know what it's like
当一名幼儿园老师，你躺在床上 to be a nursery school teacher you lay
把它关掉 it off
你出来后我再跟你谈 i'll talk to you later when you come out
我想和你单独谈谈 i want to talk to you private
你要和罗宾谈谈的人 people you're going to talk to robin
恐惧症你要和罗宾谈谈吗 phobia you're going to talk to robin
私有的 private
好吧，等他也出来的时候 all right when he come out too
感觉果汁不会扼杀加里·比尔 feeling juice don't strangle gary beale
加油埃里克他离开了 just get on high pitch eric he left the
房间 room
他来了，让我看看你们在干什么 there he goes let me see what you guys
做得好吗 do okay
小心他的头好了够了 watch his head all right that's enough
把他弄下来 get him down
我们会回来的，嗯，果汁在超调 we'll be back uh beetlejuice is on hyper
是的，我只想把我的网站 yeah i just want to plug my site i have
我的新t恤是的 my new t-shirts yeah
是惠普埃里克网站埃里克 it's hp eric.com eric
spl我的新t恤在我的商店减价出售 spl i got my new t-shirt on sale on my
网站 website
好的，我在我的网站上看到了，就在pco i okay i got it on my website right pco i
只是想要 just wanted
抢劫来吧，别打我 pillages come on stop smacking me
别这样，别这样 come on stop doing that stop
住手，住手 stop stop it stop
快停下 come on stop
怎么回事 how yeah
昨晚从她那里我得到了更多 from her last night i just had more
你吓到我了 [ __ ] than you scared me
我想让你死 i'm trying to stage you around die
我不知道你害怕我爱我的两个 i don't know you scared i love my two
戴安娜女士 ladies diana
如果她愿意的话，她现在就在那里 she was there right now if she would
马上打开他们的腿 open their legs right now
你现在会害怕的我觉得我 you'll be scared right now i feel like i
今晚和你妻子上床 have sex with your wife tonight
不，我一定知道我妻子不会靠近你的 nah must know my wife won't go near you
嘿，果汁 hey beetlejuice
玩一个高投手的身体你 play with a high pitcher's body you
会是[\ would have been [ __ ]
现在就死了好吗 dead right now all
好吧，听着，我们得呃嘿，你 all right listen we got to um hey you
想给我加满油吗 want to fill me up
我会给你加满的，但你会 i'll fill you up but you would have been
如果你把我灌满你已经死了你是个 dying already if you fill me up you're a
[ __ ] [ __ ]
我是一个你想跟我说 i'm a [ __ ] you want to talk to me like
因为你不会害怕 that because you wouldn't be scared
我害怕黑人哦天哪 i had scared of negroes oh my gosh
我不怕你你不怕 i ain't scared of you you ain't scared
对我来说 of me
放下他放下他 put him down put him down
我很生气你们不害怕 i'm so angry you people aren't scared of
我 me
你很好，让我们看看 you're so fine let's see that
好吧我得走了我会回来的哦 all right i gotta go i will be back oh
闭嘴 shut up
好吧，史蒂夫叫我妈妈 okay steve called me mom mother effort
好吧，嗨，别管他 all right hi pitch leave him alone
宝贝是的是的嘿来吧好吧 baby yes yes hey come on all right
所以你要和那个孩子出去 so you're gonna go out with that baby
今天我们会有更多的 today we're gonna have more [ __ ] more
比那更重要 than that
史蒂夫得到的比你多哦，史蒂夫 steve gets more [ __ ] than you oh steve
赚的不止这些 made more than that
他想的比你多这是肯定的 he missed more than you that's for sure
是啊，我还是要赚更多的钱 yeah still going to make more than that
甚至加里·科尔曼 even gary coleman
你上过那段录像吗 do you ever get on that footage for a
好久不见了，兄弟，我的身体好多了 long while brother i'm in better shape
比你还厉害哦，史蒂夫 than you are oh steve
很喜欢他的裤子 loves his pants all right all right high
投球时他把球踢进了裤子里 pitched he got inside his pants ball
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你能和史蒂夫·厄克尔谈谈吗？我能 can you talk quest steve urkel i can oh
嗨，嗨，皮奇 hey hi pitch
高音请不要这样 high pitch please don't do that
哦，天哪，我做得太多了吗 oh god do that did i do that too much
听着，你们有一个 listen listen listen you guys have a
今晚表现不错 good appearance tonight
握手不要握手和化妆 shake hands no shake hands and make up
握手和好 shake hands and make up
好吧，我可以一直按你的方式做吗 okay can i do that [ __ ] your way all
好的，放松，好的 right easy okay
好了好了派对结束了 all right all right the party's over
说我太马虎了，我就打它一巴掌 saying i'm too sloppy i'll just slap it
在地上我要娶你妻子 on the ground i'm gonna have your wife
今晚我等不及了 tonight i can't wait
哦，你等不及了，我不知道那是什么 oh you can't wait i don't know that's
可惜我喜欢黑薯片 too bad i love black chips
哦，来吧，伙计，我会的 oh come on buddy i'll
好吧，好吧，他开始生气了 all right all right he's getting angry
好了，每个人都用f字 all right everybody with the f word
听 listen
不，我不诅咒伙计好吧，不要 no i don't curse dude all right don't
诅咒不要诅咒 curse don't curse
这里的哭声好吧，加里好吧 the cry over here all right gary all
好的，我们马上回来 right we're going to be back right after
这些话我要让大家平静下来 these words i'm going to calm everyone
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伟大的外表 a great appearance gary the [ __ ]
恭喜你赢了 congratulations on your win
我们过了一会儿就回来 and we'll be back right after these
话 words
埃里克你们到底怎么了 so eric what was going on you guys
在那里战斗嗯 fighting there um
不，我们没有吵架，我是说没有 no we weren't fighting i mean don't
战斗 fight
我能得到他想要的东西 i ever get i could get what he wants
我得到了他想要的东西 i arkham ball get what he wants arkham
他想玩的时候就玩 ball when he wants
他想要的是他得到了他想要的 he wants the [ __ ] he gets what he wants
你知道阿卡姆·鲍尔想怎么做就怎么做 you know arkham ball do what he wants
因为他得到了他想要的笼子 because he got his cage what he wants
他想要的是他得到了他想要的 he wants the [ __ ] he gets what he wants
兄弟 brother
好吧，彼得，你玩得开心吗 all right peter did you have a good time
嘿，祝你玩得愉快，兄弟 hey have a nice good time brother
你输了比赛感到失望吗 are you disappointed you lost the game
是的，嘿，没关系 yeah hey that don't matter
嘿，只要我把钱弄对就行了 hey as long as i get the money right it
没关系，加里 don't matter gary
你赢了我赢了是的我打败了他我踢了他 you won i won yeah i beat him i i kicked
你在房子里吗 you the house
你感觉怎么样来吧好的是的嘿 how do you feel come on good yeah hey
你的手是直的别走 um your hands are straight don't go
你的手怎么了 wrong with your hands
别洗手别浪费时间 don't wash your hands don't waste your
手 hands
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我告诉过你我赢了我告诉过你我赢了 i told you i won i told you i did
我不知道你开心吗 i don't yeah are you happy yeah
我想要他你以为我做不到的 i want him you didn't thought i could do
但我做到了 it but i did
恭喜你，我 congratulations i
干得好你的手都碎了 did good your hands are all shredded
你 you