罗马 三年半前
嗨 Hi.
怎么样 How'd it go?
挺糟的 Lousy.
这要是一年前 63年的福特雷鸟我一天就能卖掉 Got a '63 Thunderbird I would've sold in a day a year ago.
现在他们只想看看照片 Now they just wanna look at the pictures.
你闻起来好香 You smell nice.
你今天过得怎么样 How was your day?
挺好的 It was great.
我们在那桩宝格丽的案子上有了重大突破 We had a big breakthrough in the Bulgari case.
真的吗 Really?
我们找到一个鞋印 We found a boot print.
非常清晰 A really good one.
左鞋跟磨损得很厉害 The left heel was worn way down.
那是条好线索 That's a good lead.
我知道 I know.
我们还找到一根头发 We found a hair.
一根头发 厉害 A hair, wow.
现在在实验室 It's at the lab.
很可能明天中午我们就能知道他的DNA So hopefully by noon tomorrow we'll find out his DNA...
他用的是哪种护发素 染不染发 what kind of conditioner he uses, if he streaks his hair...
他有没有头屑 全都知道 if he has dandruff, everything.
是不是很厉害 Isn't that amazing?
确实很厉害 That is amazing.
多找些人帮忙真是太值了 You know, having those extra men really paid off.
你太谦虚了 Oh, you're just being modest.
你要来睡觉吗 亲爱的 Are you coming to bed, baby?
我冲个澡 你先睡吧 I'm just gonna have a shower. Don't let me keep you up.
十二罗汉
康涅狄格州 东港 三周半前
-早上好 -早上好 - Good morning. - Good morning.
-请问您尊姓大名 -迪亚兹 - And you are Mr...? - Diaz.
米盖尔·迪亚兹 Miguel Diaz.
-您来是想开个 -国税退休账户 - And you're here to open a...? - A SEP retirement account.
好的 上面说您已经退休了 Terrific. Oh, it says here you're already retired.
对 I am.
您以前做什么工作 What was your occupation?
我之前是高中篮球教练 I was a high school basketball coach.
您肯定是做得非常优秀 You must have done very well for yourself.
-你叫什么 -格雷格 - What's your name? - Greg.
格雷格 我问问你 Greg. Let me ask you something.
你们这里有保险箱吗 Do you have safe-deposit boxes here?
有 就在我们的金库里 Yes, they're housed in our vault.
-新的金库吗 -一百多年了 - New vault? - It's over 100 years old.
当然我们之后也做了些最先进的升级 Of course, we've made some state-of-the-art upgrades since then.
有次有个金库被打劫 我当时就在里面 You know, I was once in a vault while it was being robbed.
那肯定是次难忘的经历 That must have been quite an experience.
是啊 Yeah.
没错 Yeah.
那红色太深了 That's too oxblood.
你们都是做什么的 What do y'all do?
我丈夫和我吗 My husband and I?
他退休了 刚退休的 Well, he's retired. Just retired.
挺好的 It's great. It's...
我之前在画廊工作 And I did work at an art gallery.
我很喜欢艺术 颜料什么的 And, you know, I love art, obviously, and paint and...
这又太棕了 That's too brown.
抱歉 你介不介意让我来... I'm sorry. Do you mind if I...?
-你的油漆你说了算 -好 谢谢了 - Hey, it's your paint. - Okay. Thank you.
需要我给您具体推荐一些款式吗 May I show you something specific?
我在给我的妻子挑首饰 Well, I was looking for something for my wife.
怎么 是什么特殊日子吗 What is it, a special occasion?
这是我们复婚三周年纪念日 It's our second third anniversary.
抱歉 Excuse me.
你好 迪亚兹夫人 我们刚刚正聊到你 Hello, Mrs. Diaz, we were just talking about you.
-银行进展得怎么样 -很简单 - How'd it go at the bank? - It was easy.
我是说挺顺利的 I mean great.
不 你就是说简单 No, you mean easy.
怎么了 What?
你在我们的结婚纪念日这天去踩点吗 You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
泰丝 Tess.
那我问你 Let me ask you this:
-你现在在哪里 -在逛珠宝店 - Where are you now? - Casing a jewelry store.
这重返社会的方式还挺有趣的 Well, that's an interesting way to ease back into society,
容我补充 这还是你的主意 which was your idea I might add.
-我是不是该让油漆工回家了 -听我说 - Should I stop painting now? - Listen.
有件重要的事我得和你谈 Let's talk about something important.
今晚各个餐厅的位子都订满了 I can't find a restaurant for tonight.
那我们在家吃 Well, we'll stay in.
真的吗 Really?
-好 我做饭 -别 我做饭 你说话 - Great. I'll cook. - No, I'll cook. You talk.
你想让我负责说话 You want me to talk?
说些情话什么的吗 Words and everything?
用花来表达爱意还不够吗 That's what they make flowers for, you know.
不好 丹尼 Oh, no, Danny.
怎么了 What is it?
泰丝... Tess...
出什么事了 what's wrong?
地下室漏水了 指示灯灭了 There's water in the basement and the pilot light is out.
挂电话 Hang up!
你好啊 泰丝 Hello, Tess.
他在哪里 泰丝 Where is he, Tess?
迪亚兹先生 在哪里 Where is... Mr. Diaz?
我要拿回来 泰丝 I want it back, Tess.
我要全拿回来 I want it all back.
保险公司已经全额赔偿了你的损失 You got it all back from the insurance company.
我要拿回我的钱 I want my money back.
你丈夫连同他十个朋友从我这里偷走的钱 The money that your husband and his 10 friends stole from me.
连本带利 With interest.
1.6亿的本金加上三年的利息 A hundred and sixty million dollars over three years.
那可是一大笔钱 That's a lot of vig.
而我要全拿回来 And I want it all back.
他有两周时间 He's got two weeks.
你永远找不到他们的 You'll never find them.
他们比你聪明多了 They're way too smart for you.
好吧 Right.
事实证明 You know, as it turns out...
我并不是世上唯一一个 I'm not the only person in the world
在找欧逊的十一罗汉的人 looking for Ocean's 11.
好了 All right.
犹他州 普罗沃
我知道我只是个新郎 Well, I know I'm... just the groom,
我不该说什么 不该做什么演讲 and I'm not supposed to say anything, but... make a speech.
但我不在乎什么规矩 But I don't care what the rules are,
因为我真的很想感谢我的家人 because I really wanna thank my family.
我的父母 加里叔叔 格蕾丝婶婶 My mom and dad, my Uncle Gary and Aunt Grace.
泰德舅舅 西莉斯特舅妈 Uncle Ted, Aunt Celeste...
他们的孩子 丹妮丝和杰西卡 and their children, Denise and Jessica.
主教汤姆和他妻子海伦 邻居约翰 Bishop Tom and his wife, Helen, my neighbor John...
还有他的新女友 塔妮娅 and his new girlfriend, Tanya.
还有精益机械公司的伙伴 波波 鱼头 And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc, Bobo, Mullethead...
大山姆 Big Sam.
以及其他 And everyone else that
热情欢迎莎拉成为家中新成员的人 谢谢大家 who's just been great in welcoming Sara into the family. Thank you.
抱歉 各位 我就是想 Excuse me, everybody. I'd just like to...
-起来 -这就起来 - Get up. - Get up.
-起来 -起来了 起来了 - Get up. - Get up. Get up.
-走路 -这就走 - Walk. - Walk.
我想说几句 I'd like to say a few words
来谈谈承诺 about commitment...
谈谈荣耀 about honor...
谈谈责任 about responsibility...
谈谈特别的某人 以及向她承认 about a very special someone and admitting to her...
起来 把椅子拉开 Get up. Pull the chair out.
在众人面前向她承认 Admitting to her in front of everybody...
她的婚礼 that her wedding...
还有去迪士尼未来世界的特别蜜月旅行 and that very special honeymoon trip to Epcot Center...
都不得不延期了 will have to be postponed.
那个摄影师吗 The photographer.
天哪 他就是个朋友 Jesus, he's just a friend.
佛罗里达州 迈阿密
你在薄荷餐厅见过他 记得吗 You met him at The Mint, remember?
他每次说话都是那么小声
当然是了 Well, of course I am.
你总不希望我因为乘坐商用航空 You don't expect me to embarrass myself
而在朋友面前难堪吧 in front of my new friend by flying commercial?
我觉得你花太多钱了 你应该节约一下嘛
节约 节约 On a budget? On a budget?
不好意思 谁才是唯一没办法 Excuse me. But who was the only person
进军中国手机市场的人 who couldn't get in drawn on the Chinese cell-phone market?
你还有你那堆关系 那都是什么 You, with all your connections. What was that?
我只是不相信那个男的
你要知道 他看起来人挺好的 You know. He seemed really nice.
你也知道一般男人很难跟我做朋友 And you know it's hard for guys to be friends with me.
我每次一交新朋友 你就这副德行 And you do this every time that I meet someone new.
你知道吗 And you know what?
你我之间真的越来越无趣了 It's getting really boring.
女孩子跟着摄影师一定会曝光
弗兰克美甲
你真觉得没人认识我哥们 Do you actually think it's a accident
"小芽"弗莱德·凯利是个巧合吗 no one know about my man Fred "Bud" Kelly?
新泽西州 东奥兰治
当然不是 只有一个解释 Sure ain't no accident. There's only one explanation...
你们这些美女肯定知道是怎么一回事 and you lovely ladies know exactly what it is.
我来告诉你们是怎么一回事 I'm gonna tell you what it is.
密谋 勾结 串通 就这么回事 Conspiracy, collusion, complicity. That's all it is.
我来跟你们好好讲讲 Let me break it down like a fraction for you
我哥们"小芽"弗莱德·凯利 about my man Fred "Bud" Kelly.
"小芽"弗莱德·凯利早在20世纪初 Fred "Bud" Kelly made skates out of whiskey bottles...
就在他舅舅的农场用威士忌瓶子做滑板了 at his uncle's farm in the early 1900s.
就在新斯科舍那边 That was over there in Nova Scotia.
我再跟你们说点别的 I'm gonna tell you something else.
你们从来没在斯坦利杯上见过他的名字 You ain't never seen his name on the Stanley Cup.
美国 加拿大地区的职业冰球锦标赛
知道为什么吗 因为那该死的种族隔离法 You know why that is? Because that son of a bitch Jim Crow...
把他的名字从年鉴上抹掉了 哎哟 你们... took his name off the history books. Ouch, You kind of...
似乎我每次见到你 Seems like every time I see you,
你都在利用种族问题说事 弗兰克 you're playing the race card, Frank.
那是为什么呢 Now, why is that?
你现在可以放开我的脚了 You can let go of my feet now.
英国 伦敦
这样你不难受吗 This don't bother you?
我当然难受 兄弟 Of course it fucking bothers me, mate.
你想让我怎么办 What the fuck do you want me to do about it?
这还算歌吗 Well, it's fucked up.
一句歌词都听不清 You can't hear none of the lyrics.
一直哔哔 节奏都找不到 You can't get with the beat with all them fucking bleeps in it.
你要想在电台上放这歌 If you want a fucking single on the fucking radio...
那就必须得这样 it's what you have to fucking do.
一塌糊涂 对吧 完全就是一塌糊涂 Well, it's fucked, isn't it? It's totally fucked!
对 一塌糊涂 Right, it's fucking fucked.
哪儿来的声音 What the fuck is that?
肯定是有人在二号录音棚 Somebody must be in 2.
该死 Oh, fuck!
伊利诺伊州 芝加哥
你还没跟我爸说过这些吧 And you haven't contacted my father about any of this?
因为真的 我觉得这事完全没必要牵扯到我爸 Because, really, I don't think there's any reason to involve him
或我妈 or my mom.
我只追究你的责任 莱纳斯 It's all on you, Linus.
好 那就好 Okay. Good.
-好 因为我有一整套网络 -从我车上下去 - Good. Because I have a whole network... - Get out of my car.
谢谢 Thank you.
-布鲁姆先生 -嗯 - Mr. Bloom? - Yes.
您的卡似乎出了点问题 There appears to be a slight problem with your card.
纽约 东汉普顿
好吧 用这张 Oh, well, yes. Here.
恐怕不行 先生 I'm afraid not, sir.
为什么 Why?
您的业务经理说您会明白的 Your business manager said you would understand.
托德说我会明白的吗 Todd said I would understand?
不 是本尼迪特克先生 No, Mr. Benedict.
本尼迪特克先生 本 Mr. Benedict. Mr...
是了 Oh, yes.
一个老朋友 就喜欢搞恶作剧 An old friend, a practical joker.
告诉本尼迪特克先生 这轮他赢了 Tell Mr. Benedict he's won this round, yes.
特里·本尼迪特克 Terry Benedict.
老特里 Old Terry.
她在房间那头盯着我 She's looking at me from across the room.
我能看出来 她对我很感兴趣 And she's crazy about me, I can tell...
路易斯安那州 新奥尔良
因为她已经盯了我一整晚 because she's been staring at me all night long.
所以我突然走向她 抓住她 So suddenly I just go up to her, and I grab her.
把她拉近我 And I've got her really close to me...
她的眼里满是激情 and her eyes are all fiery.
我的眼里也满是激情 And my eyes are fiery.
感觉就像通了电 And it's like... It's electric.
我对她说 "妈..." And I say to her, "Mom...
"妈妈..." Mother..."
继续说啊 What?
谢谢你们让我说完 Thanks for letting me finish.
我能说什么 What can I say?
毕竟你这家伙太逗了 You're a funny guy.
内华达州 拉斯维加斯
对了 我朋友拉斯蒂 我挺担心他 Oh, yeah. My friend Rusty. I'm worried about him.
他在洛杉矶有家酒店 He owns this hotel in Los Angeles...
赔了很多钱 日子也过得一团糟 losing a lot of money, and he's got no life.
这孩子人好也机灵 但他太操劳了 He's a nice, bright kid, but he's beating his brains out.
我可不可以通过你给他传达个消息什么的 Do you think I could send something through you, like, a message to him?
我看的是你的手相 不是他的 I read your palm, not his.
会看手相的人都看得特别准 Somebody who could do that could do very well.
我的身体有什么问题吗 Anything on my health?
-我的髋部不是很舒服 -拜托 - My hips are bothering me. - Please.
这事 这事你都没能预见到吗 This? You couldn't see this?
加利福尼亚州 西好莱坞
我打了两个电话 I've just second call,
我敲过门了 但他不肯开 I tried knocking, he won't open up.
我来解决 我认识他 I'll handle it. I know him.
天哪 你们脑子有问题吗 Jesus Christ, are you people retarded?
-门上写了"请勿打扰" -是我 - It says, "Do not disturb"! - It's me.
进来吧 Come on in.
天哪 托弗 你不必在我这作天作地 Jeez, Topher, you didn't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me.
抱歉 拉斯蒂 我知道这是你的地方 I'm sorry. Rust, look, I know this is your joint.
我只是 I just...
有这么一个女孩 There's this girl.
我爱她 I love her, man.
我爱她 但是我要被她逼疯了 I love her, but she is driving me crazy!
我睡不着 I can't sleep.
没法工作 I can't work.
节目也不上了 I quit the show.
那部丹尼斯·奎德的电影我也退出了 I totally phoned in that Dennis Quaid movie.
-就好像... -你好 - I mean, it's like... - Hello?
天哪 这个犹太教的卡巴拉训练一点用都没有 God, it's almost like this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!
拉斯蒂 有你的电话 Rusty, call for you.
哥们 不要走 Dude, don't leave.
-你好 -我有个消息 - Yeah? - I have a message...
要传达给罗伯特·查尔斯·瑞恩 for Robert Charles Ryan,
也就是即将变成标准酒店前主人的那位 soon to be ex-owner of the Standard Hotel.
我就是 You got him.
我们上一次通电话时 你挂我电话 Last time we spoke, you hung up on me.
你说了些很粗鲁的话 You used some nasty words.
我耳朵很敏感的 I got sensitive ears you know.
我承认那晚我情绪确实有点失控 Well, I admit I was a little emotional that evening.
你常常想起那晚吧 Think about that night a lot, don't you?
我很惊讶你没再打过来 I am surprised you didn't call.
我还以为在听到你的声音前你就会弄死我 I thought I'd be dead before I heard the sound that killed me.
有人让我克制一点 Well, I've been asked to show some restraint.
否则 等某天早上你出门 Otherwise, you would've gone out one morning
走到你那17辆车中 你最喜欢的那辆车前 gone out to your favorite car of all the 17 you own...
只要你一打火 你就会... and as soon as you turned on the ignition...
你有两周的时间 You got two weeks.
第一周周四 还剩13天
现在你告诉我 你太太说 Now, you told me that your wife said
他叫我们欧逊的十一罗汉 that he called it Ocean's 11.
这是谁决定的 Now, who decided that?
我可是独立的承包商 I'm a private contractor.
我们是合作 这个绰号是对我们的侮辱 It was a collaboration. That moniker is insulting.
没错 丹尼 这是我们一起完成的 Yeah, I mean, Danny, it was one job we did together.
所以我不知道 So I don't know where this whole like
这个冠你名号的说法是哪来的 好像你有所有权 proprietary stance comes from. It seems a little possessive.
这个说法站得住脚 One could make the argument
是因为这事确实是丹尼的主意 that because it was in fact Danny's idea--
等等 大家各有所长 Hang on a minute. We all had our own areas of expertise.
没有我们 你也做不成老大 I mean, without us, it don't leave your head, mate.
真的很伤人 It just hurts, you know,
因为我们好像都同意叫它"本尼迪特克任务" because it seemed we all agreed to call it "The Benedict job."
我们当时做的时候就是这么叫的 That's what we called it when we were doing it.
如果你一直都想叫别的名字的话.. If you wanted to call it something else all along...
等等 有问题的时候 该去找谁 Wait, when you have a problem, who do you go to?
-拉斯蒂 -拉斯蒂 - Rusty. - Rusty.
谢了 莱纳斯 我们继续说重点 Thanks. Linus. Let's get back on the topic.
我们偷的那些钱 连本带利 Based on what we stole, plus interest...
-每人欠他多少钱 -一千七百三十四万 - how much does everybody owe? - $17.34 million.
假设他只额外多算一分利 虽然我觉得不会 Assuming Benedict gives us prime plus one, which I doubt.
每人还一千九百万比较保险 Figure 19 to be safe.
好吧 每人一千九百万 有谁能拿出这么多吗 Okay, 19 each. Anybody got that?
怎么了 你们以为股票市场是什么神秘的 What, you think the stock market's some great mystery...
超出了人类认知的领域吗 beyond the realm of human understanding?
你们没看到预兆吗 Didn't you see the signs?
反正我看到了 I saw the signs.
大家各自还缺多少钱 How much is everybody short?
你缺多少钱 How much you short?
一千四百万 Fourteen. Fourteen.
你花的就剩五百万了吗 You spent all but 5 million?
没错 你要在这么多人面前找我茬吗 Yeah. You gonna start with me infront of everybody?
你不知道白手起家是怎么回事 You don't know what it's like to create something from scratch.
所以就...知道吧 So just, you know?
-算上利息 我欠七百万 -八百万 - Well, with interest, I'm short 7. - Eight.
我花了大概一百万 主要用于技能培训了 I spent about a million, mostly on talent development.
所以我差七百万 That makes it 7 for me.
天哪 利滚利真是要命 Boy, the interest just kills you.
-我差九百万 -利息是多少 - I'm light 9. - What's the interest?
-大概六百万 -那我就差六百万 - About 6. - Then I owe 6.
-怎么做到的 -什么 - How? - What?
我一直住在我父母家 I've been staying at my parents'.
我欠两千五百万 I owe 25.
酒店不好开啊 兄弟们 Hotels, man.
索尔 Saul?
我还没花完 I haven't spent it all,
但我会花完的 but I will.
我退出了 兄弟们 I'm out, fellas.
作为老前辈 As ranking old-timer,
不得不说 I gotta say,
我真的做不到 I just can't do it.
我都这把年纪了 我觉得我有权自私一回 At my age, I think I earned the right to be selfish.
我想谢谢各位给我提供这次绝佳的机会 I wanna thank you all for the wonderful opportunity.
在我心中你们都是最棒的 You're all aces in my book.
但我想让我写的最后一张支票 But I want the last check I write
变成空头支票 to bounce.
索尔 你在开玩笑吗 Saul, you having a laugh?
索尔 Saul.
很伤心
索尔欠的那份我来出好了 I can handle Saul's share.
你不用这么做 You don't have to that.
如果你们都死了 我找谁去说话 Who would I talk to if you were all dead?
有道理 That's a good point.
我欠一千万 还行吧 All right, I owe 10. Amazing?
我一 一分钱都花完了
但你买的那房子还挺不错 Yeah, but it's a nice place.
-所以一共就是 -九千七百万 差不多 - So that comes to...? - Ninety-seven, give or take.
他不是凭一己之力找到我们的 He didn't find us on his own.
有人帮他 Someone helped him.
另一个贼 Another thief.
我们认识的人不会违反第一条规矩 Nobody we know would violate rule number one.
但我们的确需要一桩活 一桩高收入的活 What we do know is we need a job. We need a high-paying job.
我们现在太出名了 不能再在这个国家找活干了 We're now too hot to work anywhere in this country.
那我们就出国 So we go abroad.
-不如我们去... -我们5点出发 - How about we go...? - We're on the 5:00.
好 我们要去哪 Good. Where are we going?
阿姆斯特丹 Amsterdam.
那就去阿姆斯特丹吧 Amsterdam it is.
时间紧迫 兄弟们 走吧 Clock's running, guys. Let's go.
我还没去过阿姆斯特丹呢 I've never been to Amsterdam.
我听说德国小妞非常性感 I hear German girls are really hot.
拉斯蒂 Rusty.
-阿姆斯特丹 -对 - Amsterdam? - Yeah.
别告诉丹尼 Don't tell Danny.
拉斯蒂 拉斯蒂 Hey, Rusty. Rusty.
抱歉 抱歉 Sorry, sorry. Hey.
你干什么 What are you doing?
-你怎么了 -没怎么 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing.
什么 What?
-我能不能 我能不能 -什么 - Can I...? Can I...? - What?
-我能和你聊一下吗 很快的 -你怎么了 - Just for a second, can I talk to you? - What's wrong with you?
我只是 我也不知道 I just... I don't know.
现在也许不是说这件事的最佳时机 This might not be the perfect time or whatever to talk about it.
-好吧 -我一直在想 - Okay. - I've been thinking.
我做过功课了 I've been doing my homework.
我真的很想 And I'd really like to...
在这次任务中当个更重要的角色 to play a more central role this time around.
-对啊 -我觉得我已经 - Right. - I think, I feel like I've...
-是啊 -我已经准备好了 而且我 我想知道 - Right. - I'm ready for that, and I--I want to know...
早该到时候了 Way overdue.
我在想能不能让我也去参加会面 I was wondering if I could maybe come to the meeting
帮你们谈判 and help you guys negotiate.
好吧 我们只是和松井坐下来谈一谈 Okay. It's just a sit-down with Matsui.
这个人有他自己的那套黑话 He's got his own language, this guy.
上次你和丹尼去的时候我观察得非常仔细 Look, I watched you and Danny really closely last time around.
我学到了很多 I learned a ton.
莱纳斯 从我的专业角度看来 你还没准备好 Linus, in my professional opinion, you're not ready.
-好吧 我是说 -但是 但是 但是 - Okay. Yeah, I mean... - But... But... But...
如果你相信你已经准备好了 if you're convinced you are ready...
我可以和丹尼谈谈 I can speak with Danny.
这件事可以安排 We can make this happen.
但你一定要确定 But you gotta be sure.
-你不确定吗 -不 我确定 - You are not sure? - No, I am.
-你确定吗 -但是我如果有问题的话 我可以 - You're sure? - But if I had a question, I could...
-你可以打给我 -好 - You would call me? - Right. Okay.
随时都可以 Any time.
-好 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
-好的 -太好了 谢谢你 - All right. - Okay. Awesome. Thank you.
我差点 我差点就没敢过来跟你说 I almost-I almost wasn't gonna come over and say anything.
那么我也就不会被你吵醒了 Then I'd just still be sleeping.
谢了 哥们 Thanks, buddy.
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兰
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姆
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-谁啊 -莱...是 - Who's there? - Li... It's...
-什么 -莱纳斯 - What? - It's Linus.
拉斯蒂在吗 拉斯蒂 Is Rusty here? Rusty...?
-你知道拉斯蒂在哪吗 -不知道 - Do you know where Rusty is? - No.
你见过松井吗 So have you met Matsui?
说真的 你觉得我 Seriously, what do you think of me...
那个 有没有当老大的潜能 as a, you know, in terms of just leadership potential?
你不该有我们找不到活干这种想法 The fact that we're unemployable shouldn't enter your mind.
第一周周六 还剩11天
否则你就是在浪费自己和他的时间 Otherwise, you're wasting time and his.
还有我们的时间 和他的时间 And ours. And his.
只要他不提起本尼迪特克 你也别提 Don't mention Benedict unless he does first.
他要是提了 就把所有事都告诉他 And if he does, tell him everything.
对 不要跑题 Right. Stay on point.
我告诉你的那件事也别忘了 And don't forget the other thing I told you.
-什么事 -倾听 - About what? - About listening.
放松点 Just relax.
记住 拿不到这份活 我们就死定了 Remember, if we don't get this job, we're dead.
拉斯蒂 我昨天一直在给你打电话 Rusty, I tried calling you all yesterday.
最后 她把伏特加汤力重重地放到托盘上说 So finally, she slams her vodka tonic down on the tray and says:
"也许这就是我最近一直感觉很温暖的原因" "Hey, maybe that's why I've been feeling so warm recently."
-为生意干一杯 -干杯 - So to business? - To business.
一个皮肤科医生... A doctor who specializes in skin diseases...
会梦到自己在电视机前睡着了 will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television.
过一会儿 他就会在电视机前醒来 Later, he will wake up in front of the television...
但是不记得梦到了什么 but not remember his dream.
你同意吗 Would you agree?
如果赤道上的动物都会奉承 If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery...
那感恩节和万圣节 then Thanksgiving and Halloween...
就会变成同一天 would fall on the same date.
我四岁的时候 When I was 4 years old...
我看着我妈用茶壶套杀了一只蜘蛛 I watched my mother kill a spider with a tea cozy.
多年以后 我意识到那不是蜘蛛 Years later, I realized it was not a spider.
那是我的哈罗德叔叔 It was my Uncle Harold.
就让阳光洒满我的脸 Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face
此段出自齐柏林飞船歌曲《克什米尔》
星辉填满我的梦 Stars to fill my dreams
我穿梭在时空中 I am a traveler in both time and space
去到我曾经去过的地方 to be where I have been.
他还好吗 我们没事吧 Is he all right? Are we all right?
念一段《克什米尔》的歌词 "Kashmir"?
这就是你所说的做贡献 Is that your idea of a contribution?
我们还没开始呢 更没说到这个问题 We hadn't even started, even got to the terms yet.
我们差这么一点点就拿不到了 We were this close to losing that.
我根本就不明白刚刚在里面是怎么回事 Okay, I don't even understand what happened in there.
我说了什么 What did I say?
-你说他的侄女是妓女 -非常贱的那种 - You called his niece a whore. - A very cheap one.
-什么 -她才七岁 - What? - She's 7.
目前被捆在床上 绑了一个... Currently confined to bed with a wicked case of...
-不 别跟他说 -对不起 - No, don't tell him about it. - I'm sorry.
好吧 所以这意味着什么 Okay. So, what does this mean?
这意味着你得留在这 It means you stay here.
目标人物叫范德沃德 The mark's name is van der Woude.
一个鲜为人知的隐形富豪 A semi-known, wealthy recluse.
多年来 他一直声称自己是卖古董的 For years, he claims to sell antiques,
但他其实一件都没卖出去 but hasn't actually sold one.
他的商店就是他的私人住宅 His store is his privately owned home,
从没有人进去过 which no one ever enters.
不过别被范德沃德的古怪行径骗了 But don't let van der Woude's eccentricity fool you.
这栋房子戒备森严 The house is extremely well-protected.
我们要偷什么 丹尼 What are we after, Danny?
一份文件 It's a document.
一份非常古老而珍贵的文件 It's a very old, very valuable document.
-是吗 什么文件 -一份股票证书 - Yeah, what is it? - A stock certificate.
全世界第一家企业发行的第一支股票 The first one ever issued from the first corporation on the planet.
荷兰东印度贸易公司 Dutch East India Trading Company.
-独一无二 -独一无二 - It's only one of its kind. - The only one of its kind.
好 那报酬是多少 Alright, what's the take?
250万欧元[约合270万美元] 2.5 million euro.
等等 每人这个数吗 Wait. Each?
不是 No.
谁去商量的 Who negotiated this?
行了 对大多数人来说 这已经是一大笔钱了 Hey, stop. You know what, that's a lot of money to a lot of people.
你是傻了吗 Are you out of your mind?
如果我们按这个价一周干一票 If we do one job a week at that rate,
还清本尼迪特克的钱得等到... we won't pay Benedict off until...
-2005年9月 -我的天 丹尼 - September 2005. - Jesus Christ, Danny.
巴舍 我明白 但我们现在只有这活能干 Basher, I hear you, but it's what's available to us.
等我们干完这一票 And after we pull this job off...
松井下周会再给我们一单活 Matsui's gonna throw us another one next week.
酬金是这次的10倍 It's gonna pay 10 times this one.
足够让本尼迪特克宽限我们几周了 Which will give us enough to buy a few weeks extension from Benedict.
但愿吧 You hope.
但愿吧 好消息是 I hope. Now, the good news
松井给了我们这个系统的解锁码 is that Matsui gave us the system's master code.
-那我们还在等什么 -等范德沃德离开 - Alright. So, what are we waiting for? - Van der Woude to leave.
坏消息就是这个 That's the bad news.
他从不出门 He never leaves.
-他有恐旷症 -他一直没出过家门吗 - He's agoraphobic. - He's never been out of his house ever?
在他搬进去的这十年里都没出去过 Not in 10 years since he moved in.
这家伙相信新鲜空气的存在吗 Does this guy believe in fresh air?
他偶尔会开二楼的窗户透气 He opens up the second floor window every now and then.
什么意思 What does that mean?
这是我们的最佳时机 It's our best time of arrival.
意思是他会开二楼的窗 Means he opens his second floor window, everyone.
每晚1点半他都会吃颗安眠药 Every night at 1:30 he takes an Ambien,
放贝多芬第三交响曲 and he puts on Beethoven's Third.
到第四乐章时 他就睡死了 所以... By the fourth movement, he's out like a light. So...
-我们能... -我们在凌晨3点进去 - Can... - we go in at 3 a.m.
好吧 我们可以通过电话线侵入安保系统吗 Okay, can we tap into the system from the phone lines?
那是一个闭路系统 有两个冗余服务器 It's a closed-loop system with two redundant servers
锁在他床边的钛合金箱子里 locked in titanium cases next to his bed.
-所以无法黑进去 -看这个 很简单 - So hacking in is out. - Look at this, alright? Simple.
用修电话的卡车 升到二楼去 Telephone-repair truck, right? Basket up to the second floor.
用伸缩杆伸进窗户里 Telescoping rod through the window,
按下那个怪胎的密码 tap out the freak's code.
-好吧 蠢主意 那是单行道 -蠢主意 - OK. Dumb idea. One lane, one-way streets. - Dumb idea.
好吧 只要堵车了就会招来警察 All right? Any stoppage will bring cops.
房子外围还覆盖有 The outside is covered by
五个独立布线的监控摄像头 five independently wired surveillance cameras.
由一家安保公司全天24小时监控 Monitored 24 hours a day by a security company.
他有五个外部摄像头吗 He's got five exterior cameras?
-这家伙真是个怪胎 -超级怪胎 - This guy is a freak. - Super freak.
从屋顶进去呢 What about going through the roof?
不行 上面还多出两个摄像头 压力传感器 No. Two more cameras, pressure sensors...
暗门上还有激光网 And there's a laser net over the trap door...
-用烟把这个怪胎熏出去吧 -没错 - Smoke the freak out. - Yeah.
把这个怪胎用烟熏出去吧 Smoke the freak out.
-怎么了 -我们一定要用那个词吗 - What? - Do we have to use that term?
什么词 What term?
"怪胎" "Freak."
国家心理健康研究所 I mean, the National Institute of Mental Health
估计有5.6%的成年人 estimates 5.6 percent of adults...
-有一定程度的"恐慌症" -恐旷症 - develop "Agraphoriaphobia" on some point. - Agoraphobia.
随便啦 我就是这么一说 我们... Whatever. I'm just saying, I mean, do we...?
我觉得我们不该成为 I don't think we need to be
那种随便给别人贴标签的组织 the kind of organization that labels people.
我们还是个组织哦 Oh, now we're an organization?
你会叫艾米莉·狄金森怪胎吗 You'd call Emily Dickinson a freak?
美国传奇诗人 25岁开始弃绝社交 埋头写诗30年 留下诗稿一千七百余首
你是在主持电视马拉松吗 我们不知道 Are you hosting a telethon? We don't know that.
艾米莉·狄金森是谁 Who's Emily Dickinson?
只有我一个人觉得怪怪的吗 毕竟是要偷一个... Am I the only one who feels funny about stealing from a...?
一个残疾人的东西 You know, a handicapped guy?
-我不在乎 -确实只有你一个人 - Well, I don't care. - Hell, yeah.
我觉得其他事可笑 I feel funny about other things.
无所谓 Cool.
但是 But...
-什么 -但是 - Yeah? - But...
-说吧 -什么 - Right. - What?
带鱼叉的亚哈 利文斯顿 有吗 Ahab with a piggyback. Livingston?
出自《白鲸记》 亚哈船长用鱼叉捕鲸 此处指带遥控的十字弓
可以 即使手头没有 也可以弄到 Yeah, anything I don't have, I can get.
-亚哈什么 -完事 - Ahab with what? - It's done.
-大伙 -那东西是你编造的吧 那不是... - Boys. - You're making that up. That's not even a...
"带鱼叉的亚哈" 是你胡扯的吧 That whole Ahab, "Ahab with a piggyback," that's not real?
弗兰克 快点 让我进去 Frank, come on, let me in.
如果是你在上厕所 别人在咣咣敲门 How do you think it feels when you sitting down the toilet
你是什么感受 then someone banging on the door?
那我得先进去上厕所才知道 I gotta sit down to the toilet.
否则我就要拉你脚上了 Otherwise, I'm gonna shit on your feet.
快点 弗兰克 Come on, Frank.
第一周周日 还剩十天
我真的是想不通
美国女人为什么要...
在乎我高还是矮
我觉得 我爸爸妈妈生我 就这样啊
很普通嘛
非常...
我觉得是她...是她们自己 长得太高了
而且我在想
她们...根本就...没有爱我
她们只是爱我的钱
给我看看说明书 Show me them specs.
这个不公平
我问你啊
我从12岁就开始干这行了 I've been doing this since I'm 12 years old.
事无巨细 事必躬亲怎么行 You're micromanaging.
你得找到靠得住的人来帮你办事 You gotta find people you can delegate to.
否则你哪有时间过日子 Otherwise, you'll never have a life.
我不想过日子 I don't want a life.
我想让酒店有个酒店的样子 I want the hotel to run like a hotel should.
鲁本 Reuben.
是我 Yeah.
很好 Great.
好的 或许吧 很好 Okay. Maybe. Good.
太好了 Fantastic.
还有没有人记得《黑帮龙虎斗》里 Anybody remember that scene in Miller's Crossing
约翰·特托罗求饶的场景 where John Turturro begs for his life?
当然记得了 Sure.
"你扪心自问" "Look into your heart."
我每次都会看哭 I cry every time.
怎么了 What?
我们看不见屋内情况 We have no line of sight.
我们唯一的机会是二楼的窗户 Our only possibility, the second floor window.
但我们高了7厘米 We're three inches too high.
没办法瞄准 就连巴舍也做不到 There's no clear shot, even with Basher.
按照我们这个宇宙中的物理规律 这事不可能 In the physical universe we occupy, it cannot be done.
好吧 还能找谁帮忙 Alright, who else we called?
宝格丽那票的那家伙怎么样 What about the guy from the Bulgari job?
-内格尔 问过他了 -他有办法吗 - Nagel. Spoke with him. - Anything?
主意挺多 但全是馊主意 Lot of ideas, none of them any good.
他在推进新的全息技术 He's pushing this new holographic technology.
倒是挺有趣的 Really interesting stuff, though.
他可以三维重现一切东西 He can reproduce anything 3-D.
9700万也可以吗 How about 97 million?
我们在死撑 We're forcing it.
是啊 我们在死撑 Yeah, we're forcing it.
-但我们还有一个办法没想到 -什么办法 - You know what we haven't thought of? - What?
自首 We turn ourselves in.
-到时候本尼迪特克能拿我们怎么办 -你又来了 - What could Benedict do to us then? - There you go.
报警 告诉他们我们犯了百乐宫那起案子 Call the cops, tell them we did the Bellagio job.
他们会关我们20年 这样应该能给他上一课 They put us away for 20 years. That'd teach him.
泰丝应该会等我 I think Tess would stick around.
你穿囚服还挺好看 You look great in jumpsuits.
-酒店生意怎么样 -一塌糊涂 - How's the hotel business? - Sucks.
-东港怎么样 -一塌糊涂 - How's East Haven? - Sucks.
我不知道 I don't know.
我没法控制我的思维 你懂我的 Can't turn my brain off, you know. It's me.
我们到了一些地方 我只会观察各种角度 We go into some place, and all I can do is see the angles.
我就是做这行的 一直都是 It's what I do. It's what I've always done.
我很热爱这件事 I love it.
我不知道 I don't know.
有些奇怪的讽刺意味 你知道吧 Some sort of weird irony, you know?
泰丝就看着我心痒难耐 痛苦挣扎 Tess watching me scratch and itch.
听我说 这个世界早已变得疯狂 而你... Hey, listen. You know, the world's gone nuts and you're...
你想干什么 What'd you wanna do?
它没有和旁边的建筑相连 It's not physically attached to the adjacent buildings.
整栋房子吗 The whole house?
我们只是稍微抬起一点 We're just raising it slightly.
舒曼64年在威尼斯 73年在伊斯坦布尔都成功了 Schumann did it in '64 in Venice and '73 in Istanbul.
他的团队只有六人 He only had a crew of six.
我们无法让整栋房子都倾斜 We can't tilt a whole house.
他们利用比萨斜塔才做到的 They did it with the Leaning Tower of Pizza.
没错 多谢提醒 Exactly, thank you.
花了三百人超过两年的时间才完成 It took 300 men over two years to do it.
那边有30个塔架 There's 30 pylons.
我们切断它们 把千斤顶塞进去 再往外转 We cut them, insert the jacks and crank away.
这是我们最好的方案了 毕竟我们只有这一个方案 It's really our best plan, guys, considering it's our only plan.
要转多久 Crank for how long?
我说了 没别的方案了 Like I said, it's our only plan.
第一周周二 还剩八天
力量不够
什么 What?
力 量 不 够
好的 稍等 Oh, oh, okay, hold on.
再试试 Try that.
五号 我要动手了 Number five. I'm a go.
惯于放长线钓大鱼的神偷们 Master thieves who practice the long con
会过着平民和盗贼的双重生活 live separate lives as civilians.
他们有合法的工作与家人 They have legitimate jobs and families...
因此他们非常难以落网 which make them extremely difficult to catch.
有史以来最厉害的盗贼 毫无疑问 The greatest thief of all time was, without question...
是加斯帕·勒马克 Gaspar LeMarc,
他要么在1988年死于葡萄牙 who either died in Portugal in 1988...
要么在1996年死于香港 or in Hong Kong in 1996,
要么就还活着 or he's still alive.
我们永远都无法确认 We may never know for certain
因为勒马克从未被抓到或拍到过 because LeMarc was never captured or photographed...
就算他已经行窃了50余年 despite being active for over 50 years.
不过在他之后 涌现出了许多模仿者 Though he left behind a slew of imitators...
其中只有一位值得与勒马克相提并论 only one is worth mentioning in the same breath as LeMarc:
我们只知道他被称作夜狐 The thief we know only as the Night Fox.
这个名字取自他盗窃后留下来讽刺我们的 So named for the small onyx figurines
黑玛瑙小雕像 he leaves behind to taunt us...
夜狐必须被当成是我们的头号目标 the Night Fox must be considered our number-one priority.
他的一系列高调犯罪 His string of high-profile crimes
对我们分局以及整个行业来说 都是羞辱 are an embarrassment to our branch... to our entire profession.
追踪夜狐这样的盗贼 We need more than traditional resources
我们需要的不止是传统资源 to pursue thieves like the Night Fox.
我们需要训练自己 We need to train ourselves to
按他们的想法思考 用他们的视角观察 think the way they think, to see what they see.
我们不能让自己分心... And we should not allow ourselves to be distracted...
抱歉 范德沃德家刚刚被人抢了 I'm sorry. Someone just robbed the Van Der Woude house.
什么 What?
你好 伊莎贝尔 Hi, Isabel.
我们这起案子很需要你的帮助 Well, we could really use your help on this one.
希望现场还没被破坏 I hope the scene hasn't been contaminated.
我什么时候能和范德沃德先生谈谈 When can I speak to Mr. Van der Woude?
大概明天吧 他被注射了大量的镇静剂 Probably tomorrow. He's heavily sedated.
我们不知道他们是怎么解除警报的 We can't figure out how they disabled the alarm.
我们认为可能是被人想办法短路掉了 We thought that maybe they tried to short it out somehow?
不 那样会触发安保系统 No, that would have triggered the system
并且损坏电路 and damaged the circuits.
好吧 那我就不知道他们是怎么进来的了 Well, then. Then I don't know how they got in.
他们有密码 They had the code.
除了主人之外 一定还有别人知道密码 Someone other than the owner must have known it.
别人 不可能 Of the others? That's impossible.
这个系统的最后九步是他自己编程的 He programmed the last nine steps of the system himself.
他设置好后 就再也没离开过房子 He set it and never left the house again.
闭环 冗余服务器 钛合金箱子 Closed loop. Redundant servers. Titanium encasement.
这安保还挺不错 It's not bad, actually.
好 Yeah.
谢谢 Thanks.
我们认识吗 Do we know each other?
我好像昨天见过你 I think I saw you yesterday.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
是的 你当时在被警察追 Yeah, you were being chased by the police.
警察追我 Chasing me?
不 应该不是我 No. I don't think so.
我很确定那是你 I'm quite sure it was you.
那这里的警察也太差劲了 Doesn't say much for the police.
不 我很喜欢罗马 我很喜欢 No, I love Rome. I mean, I love it.
但我有个升职机会 But there's an opening at work the level above me, and it's...
我在考虑尝试一下 那份工作在阿姆斯特丹 I was thinking I was gonna try out for it. It's in Amsterdam.
我母亲在那边有亲戚 所以... My mother has family there, so it'd be...
应该还挺不错的 It'd be good.
他抬起了整栋房子 He lifted the whole house?
整栋房子 The whole house.
-一栋房子全抬起来了 -全抬起来了 - The entire house? - The entire house.
这被称作舒曼特技 It's called a Schumann Special...
以这家伙的名字命名 他很聪明 麦克斯·舒曼 named after this guy, a brilliant guy, Max Schumann.
然后他1973年在伊斯坦布尔故技重施 Then he did it in Istanbul in 1973.
这是什么 What is it?
是十字弓的箭射中的地方 It's where the crossbow bolt hit.
十字弓的箭 The crossbow bolt?
他们是从对面屋顶射进这扇窗户的 They fired from that rooftop through this open window.
从对面屋顶射进这扇窗户 还用的是十字弓 With a crossbow bolt from that roof through that window?
-很难做到 -不 是不可能做到 - That's a very difficult shot. - No, it is an impossible shot...
但抬起整栋房子后就有可能了 until they raised the building.
检查一下塔架 肯定被抬高了 Check the pylons. They'll be elevated.
-你听说过麦克斯·舒曼这个名字吗 -没有 - You know the name Max Schumann? - No.
-他们知道 -谁 - Well, they do. - Who?
那些美国人 The Americans.
等等 Wait a minute.
没错 如果他们没打算用电钻 Exactly. Why would they bring the drill
为什么还要带来这里 if they weren't planning to use it?
-怎么了 -天哪 - What? - Oh, God.
怎么了 What?
我不知道 I don't know.
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恭喜 Congratulations.
你是今晚第二个成功打开范德沃德保险箱的人 You are the second person to crack the Van Der Woude safe tonight.
欧逊先生 因为你第二个到达 In arriving second, Mr. Ocean,
所以你也成为了那些人之一 you have joined a long line of people
他们十分努力 who have worked very hard
他们冒着巨大的危险 and risked a great deal
却总是慢人一步 only to get somewhere second.
你不知道这些人的名字 You don't know any of these people by name,
当然 因为他们都湮灭了 of course, because they enter oblivion.
你知道"湮灭"这个词吗 You know this word, "Oblivion"?
意思是被所有人永远遗忘 It means to be totally forgotten by everyone forever.
要不是你抢了百乐宫 And it's where you would be now
你现在就应该是那种状态了 if it weren't for the Bellagio heist.
那家伙怎么知道我们是谁 How does this guy know who the hell we are?
从某种程度上来说 In a way,
正是因为我 你们才会来阿姆斯特丹 I'm responsible for you coming to Amsterdam in the first place.
我雇了松井 松井雇了你们 I hired Matsui, and Matsui hired you.
就是他向本尼迪特克告的密 That's the guy who dimed us to Benedict.
所有人 包括欧逊 All of them, including Ocean.
一个月前
对 Yes.
我觉得这有些难以置信 I find that hard to believe.
你是哪位 And you are?
你可以叫我夜狐 You can call me the Night Fox.
夜狐 The Night Fox.
好吧 夜狐先生 Okay, Mr. Night Fox.
这个消息需要我付出什么代价 What this information gonna cost me?
别担心 我什么都不要 Don't worry. Nothing.
什么都不要 Nothing?
你以为你在跟谁打交道 Who do you think you're dealing with?
一切皆有代价 Nothing costs nothing.
这消息肯定也有明码标价 And this information is definitely worth something.
就当作我们暂时利益一致好了 Let's just say our interests are temporarily aligned.
怎么说 How so?
信息是免费的 Well, the information is free,
但有几个条件 but it comes with certain conditions.
比如 Such as?
你要克制一点 Restraint on your part.
克制 Restraint?
这要求挺高的 还有什么条件 That's asking a lot. What else?
给他们两周时间还债来摆脱麻烦 To get two weeks to buy themselves out of trouble.
两周 Two weeks?
我可以接受这个条件 I can live with that,
哪怕他们不能接受 even if they can't.
我就好奇一下 Just out of curiosity,
你要让他们付出什么代价 what will you make them pay?
要我饶他们一命吗 For letting them live?
那就把偷走的钱连本带利还回来 Everything they stole, plus interest.
一大笔利息 A lot of interest.
但保险公司不是已经全额赔偿了吗 But didn't your insurance cover what was stolen?
当然 Of course.
所以你是要让他们帮你把钱翻倍 So you're asking them to double your money?
你觉得这样公平吗 Well, do you really think that's fair?
公平 想都别想 Fair? I certainly hope not.
所以信息怎么说 So, what about the information?
好吧 Okay.
就在你桌上 It's on your desk.
他来过 大概凌晨3点半左右 我看得出来 He was here. Around 3:30 this morning. I can tell.
-谁 -夜狐 - Who? - The Night Fox.
去丹普克林找一个叫松井的人 Go down to the Dampkring and pick up a guy called Matsui.
真名 伊安·尼古拉斯·麦奈利 Real name, Ian Nicolas McNally.
夜狐和美国人同时出现 为什么 The Night Fox was here at the same time as the Americans? Why?
这就是我们要查出来的事情 That's what we're gonna find out.
他在干什么 What is he doing?
让他出来 Get him out of there.
天哪 God.
那家伙就是个老顽固
就算花上一年 她也撬不开他的嘴
美容院 "关键"美甲店
你好 弗兰克 Hello, Frank.
我就不懂了 我们哪里得罪他了吗 I just can't understand what it is we did to this guy.
他为什么要这样对我们 I mean, why does he have it out for us like this?
他怎么拿到密码的 How did he get that code?
无所谓了 他坏了第一条规矩 Doesn't matter. He broke rule number one.
他在黑名单上了 He's on the list.
地盘战争的好时机 Great time for a turf war.
我和弗兰克在都柏林的熟人聊过了 I spoke with Frank's associate in Dublin.
她正在试着帮我们查到这家伙的名字 She's trying to get us a name on this guy.
另外我们的火车明天1点38分开 知道了吗 In the mean time, our train leaves tomorrow at 1:38, okay?
-弗兰克在哪里 -不知道 - Where is Frank? - I don't know.
坏事传千里 It's gonna get out.
那家伙会到处宣扬 然后我们就完了 The guy well be talking then we'll be dead,
没人会再愿意和我们合作 and no one will wanna work with us.
客房服务 Housekeeping.
瑞恩先生的夜床服务 Turndown service for Mr. Ryan.
你好 Hi.
房间不错 Nice room.
你自己一个人住吗 You have it all to yourself?
你是来抓我的吗 You here to take me in?
我为什么要抓你 Why would I do that?
你又没偷东西 It's not as if you stole something.
真高兴又见到你了 罗伯特 It's nice to see you again, Robert.
我也是 You too.
当然 你见过我很多次了 不是吗 Of course, you've been seeing plenty of me, haven't you?
我喜欢这张 I like this one.
我称之为"时尚大盗" I call it "Thief á la mode."
舒曼特技 是吧 Schumann Special, huh?
看来我开口问 也只能得到这个消息 I guess that's what I get for opening my mouth.
所以夜狐是怎么回事 So, what about the Night Fox?
他给你留信息了吗 Did he leave you a message?
雕像呢 你还留着吗 What about the figurine? You still have it?
某种程度上这应该算是恭维 I suppose it's a compliment in a way.
应该是你威胁到了他 I guess he's threatened by you,
虽然我也不知道为什么 though I can't imagine why.
你根本不清楚你要面对什么样的对手 You have no idea what you're up against.
法国警方觉得他比勒马克都厉害 The French police think he's better than LeMarc.
毕竟他是法国人 Well, he is French.
我给你点建议 Let me give you some advice.
查出你怎么得罪他了 道歉 乞求原谅 Find out how you offended him. Apologize. Beg for mercy.
我该走了 Got to go.
要不要传话给弗兰克 他一直在警局 Any message for Frank? He's been hanging around the station.
罪名是什么 On what charge?
我们在犯罪现场发现了 Well, we found a print of a size 14
48码的曼格纳皮靴鞋印 Hi-Tec Magnum boot at the crime scene.
还有呢 And?
是用偷来的信用卡买的 Bought with a fraudulent credit card.
从这点入手 在阿姆斯特丹 From that point on, well, there's only one...
只有一家到两家很好的美甲店 maybe two great nail salons in Amsterdam.
你怎么可以这样子带这个女的回来啊
这样子会毁了大家的 你知不知道啊
-你还骗了我们 -对 还有我 - And you lied to us. - Yeah, and to me.
弗兰克知道 Well, Frank knew.
-弗兰克知道你俩有来往 -不叫有来往 - Frank knew you were in touch? - I wasn't in touch.
我更多的是单方面关注她的动向 I was more like keeping tabs.
她是个警察 She's a cop!
其实是警探 Detective, actually.
-舒曼那些事她是怎么知道的 -从她爸那里 - Where'd she learn all the Schumann crap? - Dad.
-怎么 她爸也是警察吗 -是贼 - What, he was a cop? - Thief.
-天哪 他很强吗 -很强 - Oh, God. Was he good? - Oh, yeah.
真好 Great.
光是气坏了的前女友就够受了 Pissed-off ex-girlfriend
她那个当贼的老爸还把所有门道都教给她了 whose thief father taught her every trick in the book.
她刚才看到了丹尼和严 Well, she just made Danny and Yen.
这就意味着接下来的48小时内 Which means in the next 48 hours,
你们的照片会出现在欧洲每个警局 your 3 pictures will be in every police station in Europe.
没人会看的 Nobody looks at them.
警察会看 Nobody but cops.
-是警探 -你们觉得如果她爸是贼 - Detectives. - You'd think she'd have sympathy...
她会不会同情我们一下 for us if her old man was a thief.
那叫同情还是共情 Is that sympathy or empathy?
不会的 在她九岁生日前一天 No, her old man got popped
她爸在俄罗斯被抓了 a day before her 9th birthday in Russia.
死在牢里 Died in jail.
所以我建议不要指望什么同情或者共情 So I wouldn't count on much sympathy. Or empathy.
她会监视这家酒店 She's gonna have the hotel under surveillance.
很好 那我们就叫叫客房服务 Great. So we'll just eat room service,
看看电影 坐等本尼迪特克现身杀我们 watch movies and wait for Benedict to show up and kill us.
百元美钞上印着谁的头像[本杰明·富兰克林] Who's the guy on the $100 bill?
-亚当斯[美国第二任总统] -约翰·特拉沃尔塔[美国男演员] - Adams. - John Travolta.
他说每个危机都是隐藏的转机[此为亚当斯名言] Yeah, he said that every problem is an opportunity in disguise.
要是嘴里塞着把枪 他就不会说这话 I bet he couldn't say that with a .45 in his mouth.
不 你们没发现她话里透露的一线希望 No, guys, you're missing the silver lining here.
她给了我们一个名字 不是吗 Now, she gave us a name, didn't she?
夜狐 The Night Fox.
一通电话 One phone call,
我们就能知道那家伙的所有底细 we're gonna find out everything there is to know about this guy.
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名字是M·迪亚兹 迪 亚 兹 The name is M. Diaz. D-I-A-Z.
是个黑色的行李包 It's a black duffel bag.
球队在鹿特丹 包在布鲁塞尔 The team's in Rotterdam. The bag's in Brussels.
他就是现代人 孤立无援 害怕 He's the modern man: disconnected, frightened...
多疑 但是理由很充分 paranoid, but with good reason.
悲伤得都不搞笑了 没法玩梗 It's too sad to be funny. Unusable.
-我觉得我可以说个20分钟的单口喜剧 -很好 - I think I can get 20 minutes out of it. - Great.
找到了 球队在巴塞罗那 包在马德里 I got it. The team's in Barcelona. The bag's in Madrid.
太荒谬了 我们要解决的是道德问题 That's ridiculous. This is a moral issue we're dealing with here.
更别提我们再也没有泥鳅人了 Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore
因为他被装在包里不知去了哪里 because he's in a bag somewhere, we don't know.
那我们就有包人了 We got a bag man.
你退化回猩猩了 你就是个没有感情的禽兽 Such an ape. An animal with no feelings you are.
-我有感情 -并没有 - I have feelings. - No, you don't.
真的 我也为那家伙感到难过 Yeah I do, I feel bad for the guy.
他是个人 却挤在行李里 He's a human being in a piece of luggage,
但他有水 也有空气 but he's got water, he's got air.
你还想他们怎么做 What did you want them to do?
天哪 他们应该下车的 Oh my God, they should've gotten off the bus.
从大巴车下来 把装着我们朋友的包拿出来 Get off the bus and pick up, pick up the bag with our friend in it.
有多少职业足球队会派50岁的老男人上场啊 How many pro soccer teams you know they are fielding 50-year-old men?
拉斯蒂没到50岁 Rusty's not 50 years old.
当时布拉德·皮特40岁
是啊 我们知道拉斯蒂没到50岁 Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50.
你们觉得我有50岁吗 You think I'm 50 years old?
我问问你 Let me ask you something.
不 等下 我先问问你 No, wait, let me ask you something.
你觉得我多少岁了 How old do you think I am?
48岁 Forty-eight.
你觉得我有48岁吗 You think I'm 48 years old?
难不成52岁 Fifty-two?
当时乔治·克鲁尼42岁
他应该来问我的 Maybe he should've asked me.
谁都不该问你问题 Nobody should ever ask you anything.
那家伙现在的生活还不够艰难吗 你非要... That guy doesn't have a hard enough life right now? You gotta...
-你要维护他吗 -是啊 - You're gonna defend him? - Yeah, a little bit.
他们把严装在行李包里 They put Yen in a handbag.
我能问个问题吗 你有没有注意过 Can I ask you something? You ever notice...?
如果你要问 如果你要问我问题 If you're gonna ask, if you're gonna ask me a question...
就要给我时间回答 give me time to respond,
除非你是反问 unless you ask rhetorically...
那么我给你的一定是肯定回答 in which case the answer is obvious: yes.
-我能不能问... -可以 - Okay, can I ask...? - Yes.
谢了 你有没有注意到泰丝长得很像... Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks exactly...
别问这个 千万别 真的 Don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously.
-问谁都不行 尤其是她 -等等 为什么 - Not to anyone. Especially not to her. - Wait. Why not?
听着 Look.
我不是个喜欢搞神秘的人... It's not in my nature to be mysterious...
但我不能谈这事 也不能说为什么 but I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why.
-问你一下 你觉得我有50岁吗 -有啊 - Can I ask you...? Do I look 50 to you? - Yeah.
真的吗 Really?
单纯看脖子以上部分的话 我觉得有 Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.
索尔 Saul?
怎么了 What's the matter?
没怎么 Nothing.
你想出去吗 天气挺好 You wanna go out? It's nice.
不了 No.
你想看点什么吗 You wanna watch something?
现在有比赛 The game's on.
不了 No, no.
你饿吗 You hungry?
我可以热点东西给你吃 I'll heat something up.
不用 No.
索尔 Saul,
自从你回来 举止就很奇怪 ever since you got back, you've been acting strange.
丹尼又想怎么样 What did Danny want?
没什么 Nothing.
没什么 Nothing?
他怎么可能无所求呢 How could he want nothing?
夜狐有个名字 弗朗索瓦·图卢尔 All right, the Night Fox has a name. Francois Toulour.
拜伦·弗朗索瓦·图卢尔 Baron Francois Toulour.
他父亲是法国工业家 母亲是意大利贵族 Father was a French industrialist, mother was Italian nobility.
他没见过她 但是继承了她的封号 He never met her, but he inherited her title.
坏消息是 他很富 很无聊 很有天赋 The bad news is he's rich, he's bored and he's talented.
真正的坏消息是 他是勒马克训练出来的 The really bad news is he was trained by LeMarc.
-什么 -别啊 - What? - Oh no!
-真的很糟 -那个勒马克吗 加斯帕·勒马克 - This is not good. - With the LeMarc? Gaspar LeMarc?
就是他 That's the one.
-我们完了 -不 我们没完 - Well, we're doomed. - No. We're not doomed.
-得了吧 他单枪匹马 还是个法国人 -是啊 - Come on. He's one guy, and he's French. - Yeah.
在我们因为他的背景而过分惊讶前 Before we get too impressed by his gave background...
让我们来听听他真正干了些什么 let's hear what he's actually done.
他是90年代初出道的 He started in the early '90s.
他偷过日内瓦银行 丹麦国库 Bank of Geneva, the Danish Treasury,
意大利银行 荷兰银行 the Bank of Italy, AMC Amro...
布鲁塞尔钻石交易所 安特卫普钻石交易所 the Brussels Diamond Exchange, Antwerp Diamond Exchange.
-这些全是90年代偷的吗 -才说到96年 - Wait, wait. All those in the 1990s? - I'm only up to '96.
-真的吗 -97年他开始偷艺术品 - Seriously? - In '97, he went through an art phase.
他偷过伦敦泰特陈列馆 He hit the Tate in London,
偷过法国卢浮宫两次 还有普拉多美术馆 the Louvre in Paris, twice, and the Prado.
等等 不对 Wait. No, no, hang on.
97年普拉多美术馆那票 是莫雷蒂干的 The Prado Museum in '97? That was Moretti.
-众所周知 -他就是莫雷蒂 那是他的化名之一 - Everybody knows that... - He is Moretti. It's one of his aliases.
他还有弄别的什么工作吗
好了 节约时间 我就直接说我最喜欢的那票了 Okay, in the entrance of time I'll skip to my favorite.
2002年 他偷了摩洛哥国王的60米超级游艇 In 2002, he stole the king of Morocco's 200-foot yacht.
那艘船就那么凭空消失了 Vanished into thin air.
船员几天后乘着救生艇出现 Crew surfaced days later in a life raft.
什么都不记得 Couldn't remember a thing.
60米的游艇要怎么藏起来 How do you hide a 200-foot yacht?
就算国王知道 他也不说 If the king knows, he's not telling.
一个月后游艇就回到他手上了 He got it back a month later.
他现在每周末都和图卢尔打网球 He now plays tennis with Toulour every weekend.
我们真的惹上大麻烦了 对吗 We're in some serious trouble here, aren't we?
没错 Copy that.
所以我们该怎么办 So, what do we do?
我们还击 We respond.
还击 怎么还击 Respond? How?
以牙还牙 In kind.
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第二周周五 还剩五天
欧逊先生 Mr. Ocean.
你打破了第一条规矩 那是要付出代价的 You broke rule number one, and that has consequences.
你一定是在说我的那些画吧 Oh, you must be talking about the paintings.
别担心 五天之内你必死 Don't worry. You'll be dead in five days,
我到时自然会拿回我的画 and I'll get my paintings back.
除非你先遭遇不测 Unless you have an accident first.
我可不那么认为 丹尼尔 I don't think so, Daniel.
或许我应该解释一下我为何要这样捉弄你 Perhaps I should explain to you why I'm tormenting you like this.
我洗耳恭听 I'd like that.
上个月我在葡萄牙探望我的老师 Well, you see, last month I was in Portugal to see my mentor.
-勒马克 -没错 - LeMarc. - Indeed.
另一位非常聒噪烦人的美国商人当天也在 A very loud and annoying American businessman was there the same day.
他在一家大型保险公司工作 He worked for a big insurance company.
就是他推荐你把本尼迪特克选为目标的 He's the one who suggested Benedict to you as a potential mark.
你还记得他吗 You know the man?
他怎么了 What about him?
他说你干的那票是他见过最精彩的活儿 Well, he said it was the most beautiful job he'd ever seen.
他一直对你夸个不停 接着他说... He went on and on about this job, and then he said...
那一票证明了你是世界上最出色的盗贼 it showed you were the greatest thief in the world.
不过最糟糕的是 But the worst part
勒马克没有纠正他 is that LeMarc never corrected him.
我对勒马克说 你一定比不过我 I told LeMarc that you can't be better than me.
他答道 这事没法确定 And he answered that it was impossible to know for sure.
我一直在为此事纠结 So I thought about that for, like,
想了整整三周 日思夜想 three weeks in a row, day and night.
突然间我意识到 And then suddenly, I realized that
其实他说得没错 he was actually right.
贼与贼之间确实没法比 It is impossible to compare one theft to the other.
所以 只有一个办法能让我们一决高下 So I guess the only way to know who's the best of us for sure...
那就是去偷同一个物件 is to go after the same object.
干同一票 你不觉得 Do the same job. Don't you think...
那会很有趣吗 That would be fun?
你枉顾那么多人的性命 You're being awfully cavalier with a lot of people's lives
就为了自己能玩一场 so you can play out a game.
你会为此后悔的 You're gonna regret it.
得了吧 欧逊先生 Come on, Mr. Ocean.
你要如何在下周三前凑够9700万 How are you gonna possibly get $97 million by next Wednesday?
更何况从现在起 每个你准备撬的保险箱 Especially if every safe you crack between now and then
都将被我捷足先登 is already empty?
如果你接受我的挑战并胜出 Whereas if you accept my challenge and win...
我保证我会替你偿还本尼迪特克的债 I promise I'll pay your debt to Benedict...
作为保证 我的钱将暂时由勒马克保管 and LeMarc will hold my money in escrow as a guarantee.
我们要偷什么 What are we stealing?
巴黎
赫赫有名的法贝热沙皇加冕礼彩蛋 The famous Fabergé Coronation Egg.
这是你的主意还是勒马克的 Was that your idea or LeMarc's?
我想他一定认同 Well, I think he would agree that
这对我们来说是最合适的竞偷物品 it's the most appropriate thing for us to compete over.
它在哪儿 Where is it located?
彩蛋今早将离开巴黎被运往罗马 The egg left Paris this morning on its way to Rome.
有严密的安保随行 It travels with heavy security
通常还会携带一个或多个赝品 and usually with one or more replicas.
有时他们甚至会在不为人知的情况下展出赝品 Sometimes they even show the replicas without anybody knowing.
当彩蛋在周一早上展出时 When the egg goes on display Monday morning...
你们将有48个小时来偷走它 you'll have 48 hours to steal it before your deadline's up.
当然 如果时限已过而你们还没拿到彩蛋的话... Of course, when the deadline passes and you don't have the egg...
勒马克自然就会知道谁是天下第一 LeMarc will know who's the best.
伊莎贝尔·拉希里 高级探员 欧盟有组织犯罪部门 专案小组
这是拉斯蒂的手机 Rusty's phone.
你是谁 Who is this?
妮可 你又是谁 Nicole. Who's this?
内格尔 拉斯蒂人呢 Nagel. Where's Rusty?
他说如果你打来 就说他在冈特那里 He said if you called, to say he was at Gunther's.
冈特 什么情况 他说什么了吗 Gunther's? What's that about? Did he say something?
你需要我传话给他吗 Do you have a message?
要的 Yes, I do.
告诉他 这东西的价格得翻倍 Tell him this thing is gonna cost him double what I told him.
再告诉他 我必须把底座削薄三倍 And tell him I had to go three times as thin on the layers.
让他知道 如果他明天就要这东西 And tell him if he wants it tomorrow,
价格翻倍都不够 it should cost him more than double.
跟他说 这东西真漂亮 And tell him this thing is beautiful.
罗马电话号码 00390 内格尔 认识瑞恩 认识冈特 想要钱 明天见面
沙皇一家看了都会信以为真 Would fool the bloody Romanovs themselves.
让他知道 我对他已经很好了 And tell him I'm being a nice guy.
转告他 他穿得像个小白脸 And tell him he dresses like a gigolo.
还有吗 Is that it?
没了 等等 告诉他 雇佣性感女助理... Yeah. No. Tell him having a sexy female assistant...
这做法真是太老土了 is such a terrible cliché.
能给我来杯咖啡之类的吗 Can I get a coffee or something?
谢了 来杯卡布奇诺或意式浓缩就行 Thanks. Just a cappuccino or espresso.
罗马
第二周周六 还剩四天
你在周六打给我 让我回办公室 You call me on Saturday and ask me to come into my office...
签署一份1077表 and sign a 1077...
但你甚至连他们要偷什么都说不出 and you can't even tell me what they are after?
我可以去你家找你 I can come to your house.
我两小时后要启程去那不勒斯 I'm leaving for Naples in two hours.
我们下周三再谈这事 We can talk about this on Wednesday.
那东西到那时就没了 It'll be gone by Wednesday.
什么 什么到时就没了 What? What? What will be gone?
一件值得签署1077表的东西 Something worth signing a 1077 for.
瑞恩和他的同伙们在2001年把百乐宫洗劫一空 Ryan and his friends did the Bellagio casino heist in 2001.
-这事不可轻视... -如果你说的是真的... - I am telling you, this is serious... - If that's true...
-那我们应该打给美国联邦调查局... -不行 不行 - then we should call the American FBI... - No, no, no.
-毛里奇奥 听我说 -拉希里探员... - Maurizio, listen to me. - Agent Lahiri...
1077表可不是随便就能签的 a 1077 is not a small thing.
除非你能告诉我他们准备偷什么 Unless you can tell me what they are after...
否则我们的讨论就毫无意义 there is no point in discussing it.
法贝热彩蛋展
因为勒马克在1980年 击败了其余23人 偷走了彩蛋 Because LeMarc stole it in 1980 when 23 others failed.
因为夜狐试图证明 Because the Night Fox is trying to prove
警察局
他比瑞恩一伙人更厉害 that he's better than Ryan and his friends.
这太荒谬了 This is ridiculous.
你先是说彩蛋将被偷走 You say the egg will be stolen.
接着又说勒马克24年前已经把它偷走了 Then you say LeMarc already stole it 24 years ago.
哪种说法是真的 Which one is it?
两者都是 Both.
什么 What?
勒马克的妻子逼他把彩蛋还了回去 LeMarc's wife made him put the egg back.
之前宝格丽那案子 我给你签了1077表 When I signed a 1077 for you on the Bulgari case...
你征用了我30名手下 耗时三个月 you requisitioned 30 of my men for three months
一无所获 and made zero arrests.
这次我不会再批准了 I won't do it again.
在此签字以示批准
首先要说明的是 我们不能夜间行动 First thing first, we cannot go at night.
要想穿过大厅里的激光防盗网是不可能的 The laser grid in the Great Hall's impossible to beat.
-凡事皆有可能 -这事绝无可能 - Nothing's impossible. - This is impossible.
激光射线不停移动 It's in constant motion,
还会随机变换路线 and it's programmed to improvise randomly...
所以我们无法事先计划好要如何过去 which means we can't plan our way through it.
好吧 All right.
所以我们必须白天行动 So it's a daytime play.
因为伊莎贝尔盯上了你 严和丹尼 We're still short three on the inside
我们还缺三个人在里面接应 since Isabel made you and Yen and Danny.
我们可以试试"走私者的天堂"那招 We could try a Smuggler's Paradise.
-那招从50年代起就不管用了 -其实是从54年起 - It hasn't worked since the '50s. - '54, actually.
还有什么别的方案 What's option two?
假装反目成仇 声东击西 再接一个狸猫换太子 Baby Jane, Squeaky Wheel, followed by a Number-Two Son.
这套方案很复杂 但是成功率高 It's complicated, but it's got a high success rate.
唯一的问题在于... The only problem is...
如果内部没有像严那样会柔术的人接应 We can't do it without a grease man on the inside,
我们就做不成 without Yen.
只能冒险试试了 We'll have to risk it.
我们把他乔装打扮一番 We'll put him in disguise.
第二周周日 还剩三天
10点10分 我离开咖啡店 10:10, I leave the café,
向西走 10点11分呢 proceed west. 10:11?
我进博物馆直接上楼梯
-我进入二楼的卫生间 -10点13分呢 - I enter the second-floor bathroom. - 10:13?
我从南边走向西班牙阶梯 Approach the Spanish Steps from the south.
巴舍和我从正门进博物馆 Basher and I enter the museum by the main entrance.
-10点15分呢 -我把严送进通风管道 - 10:15? - I help Yen into the ventilation duct.
-10点18分呢 -我把鲁本从东侧推到彩蛋展厅 - 10:18? - I move Reuben from the east wing to the Egg Room.
-我在大厅短暂停留 与此同时... -我进入彩蛋展厅 - I pause in the Great Hall while... - I go to the Egg Room.
-10点21分呢 -严进入机房 - 10:21? - Yen enters the mainframe room.
他切断连接14-A的防盗网 通过无线电通知我 He cuts power to grid 14-A. He radios me.
我再示意莱纳斯 I signal Linus.
-然后我进入彩蛋展厅 -10点22分呢 - I then go to the Egg Room. - 10:22?
我丢掉钥匙 把鲁本送至他的指定位置 I drop my keys and move Reuben to his mark.
-我会遮住一号摄像头 -我遮住二号摄像头 - And I blind camera one. - I blind camera two.
-我遮住三号摄像头 -我遮住四号摄像头 - I blind camera three. - I blind camera four.
-我把彩蛋掉包 -没错 - I make the switch. - Right.
10点24分呢 10:24?
我把车开到正门西南角 I pull over at the southwest corner of the main entrance.
我和丹尼在西班牙阶梯会合 向北走 10点25分呢 I meet Danny at the Steps. We head north. 10:25?
特克和我拿到彩蛋走人 Turk and I make the drop.
好的 All right.
很不错的计划 各位 干得好 Really good stuff, guys. Really good work.
我们一小时后再继续 All right, we'll pick it up here in an hour.
我们稳赢 It's a slam-dunk.
-太棒了 -10点45分 我们被一网打尽 - Great. - 10:45, we all get arrested.
没错 You bet.
-图卢尔反应如何 -和预想的一样 - How was Toulour? - He was predictable.
你有内格尔的消息吗 You hear from Nagel?
他会来的 He'll be here.
对于内格尔这样的人可不好说 That's a lot to presume from a guy like Nagel.
跟进一下 Follow it up.
我是伊莎贝尔 请讲 This is Isabel.
我是约翰 It's Johan.
今天6点你得去见一位名叫安德烈·西蒙的人 I just set a 6:00 meeting for you with an Andre Ciment...
他声称有人从他位于科莫湖的家中偷走了四幅画 said he had four paintings stolen from his house in Lake Como.
-什么时候的事 -周五某个时候 - And when was this? - Sometime Friday.
他丢失了两幅莫奈 一幅透纳 还有一幅德加 He's missing two Monets, a Turner and a Degas.
-德加的哪幅画 -《蓝色舞者》 - Which Degas was it? - Blue Dancers.
应该有监控录像 Supposedly, there's surveillance video,
但我还没跟他确认 but I haven't been able to confirm that yet.
我一直在不断校正误差 It is all about error correction.
我原以为只需一千片独立半透明的电子薄片 Three thousand separate, translucent, digital slivers...
结果得要三千片 instead of the 1000 I thought it would be.
幸好它不需要来回移动 Thank God it doesn't have to move.
我费了好大的功夫重建光线 Re-creating the lighting conditions was a pain in the ass.
因为需要混合钨丝灯光和真实光照 Cause it's a mixture of tungsten and real light.
但我觉得色彩还原度已经非常准确了 But I think the color rendition is pretty damn accurate.
电池在底座中 最长可坚持两分钟 Batteries are in the base. Two minutes maximum.
你太厉害了 You're good.
-效果很不错 罗曼 你是个天才 -我也这么觉得 - It's good, Roman. You're a genius. - I think I am.
你们肯定过不了激光防盗网 You'd have never got past that grid.
所以你得付我双倍的价钱 That's why you're paying me double.
-什么 这可不行 -你收到我的留言了 - What? No, no, no. - You got my message.
电话里那个性感的声音是谁 像早期邦女郎一样 Who's that sexy phone voice? Very early Bond.
什么留言 What message?
我在电话中让性感妮可给你传的话 The message I left with Sexy Phone Voice Nicole.
我给你打电话了 On your mobile.
你们对冈特有什么打算吗 算上我了吗 Got something going with Gunther? Am I in?
-你什么时候留的言 -两天前 - Okay, when did you leave the message? - Two days ago.
你的手机在她手上 She had your phone.
-她有你的... -嗯 - She has your...? - Yeah.
-也就意味着她正在... -嗯 - That means she's... - Yep.
-那你最好... -嗯 - Well, you better... - Yeah.
-这事闹的 -这都是什么... - That's great. - I mean...
那...那我的钱谁来付 So...? So who's got my money?
我他妈该找谁要钱啊 Who has got my bloody money?
天哪 Jesus.
你母亲的事还请节哀顺变 Sorry to hear about your mom.
她是个很棒的... She was an amazing...
至少我是这么认为的 Well, I thought so, at least.
她讨厌你 She hated you.
我也本该随她讨厌你 她憎恶所有的贼 I should've picked up on that. She hated all thieves.
怪不得你们闹翻了 No wonder you fought.
你说什么 Excuse me?
-你能把我的手机还给我吗 -不行 - May I have my phone back? - No.
-你那出戏演得真不错 -谢了 - That's a nice pull, by the way. - Thanks.
当你诓人时 有没有觉得脊背发凉 Did you get that tingling sensation down your spine when you did it?
还是说那不关我的事 Or is that none of my business?
你想过转行吗 You considered a career change?
你想过吗 Have you?
我尝试过经营酒店 I tried hotels.
发现我还是更适合干这个 I'm better at this.
我顺便又去那家咖啡店吃了点提拉米苏 味道变了 Went by the café for some tiramisu. It wasn't the same.
-夜狐是谁 -他们换了鸡蛋品种 - Who's the Night Fox? - They did something to the eggs.
为何要接受他的挑战 Why accept his challenge?
因为他必输无疑 Because he'll lose.
你要如何赢过他 And how can you beat him?
我们赢不过 We can't.
这说不通啊 You're not making any sense.
好吧 Okay.
我们交往时你和弗兰克在宝格丽干的那票 The Bulgari job you pulled with Frank when we were together...
当时我就知道是你 I knew it was you.
那你怎么没说 Why didn't you say something?
你又为什么没说呢 Why didn't you?
罗伯特 Robert?
我不想让我们之间结束 I didn't want it to end.
你觉得你说了我们之间就会结束 You assumed it would.
我错了吗 Was I wrong?
你不该来这 You shouldn't be here.
我还得去见个人 I have a meeting.
有人在科莫湖偷了一大堆画 Someone stole a whole bunch of paintings in Lake Como.
有意思 有线索吗 Interesting. Any leads?
下次再见到你 The next time I see you...
我会逮捕你 I'm arresting you.
还有欧逊和一切我能认出来的人 And Ocean and anybody else I recognize.
合情合理 Fair enough.
1077表
-准备好了吗 -好了 - Ready? - Right.
晚上好[法语] Bonsoir.
-拉希里小姐吗 -是的 - Mademoiselle Lahiri? - Oui.
安德烈·西蒙 幸会 Andre Ciment, enchantée.
-谢谢 -请 - Merci. - S'il vous plait.
跟我说说你的画吧 Parlez moi de votre tableu?
没错 丢的是我的《蓝色舞者》 Qui, Ma Danseuse Bleue,
-我的德加 我希望... -你会说英语吗 - mon Degas, ils l'ont pris, qui... - Ici sont ma vous parlez anglais?
当然 Yes, of course I do.
我的《蓝色舞者》 我的德加 My Blue Dancers, my Degas.
很不幸地被他们盗走了 我希望... They took it, unfortunately, and I really would like...
你有仇家吗 Do you have any enemies?
有没有得罪过什么人 Anybody out there who would feel wronged by you?
没有 想不出有什么人 No. I can't see anyone.
为什么这么问 But why? You think...
你认为窃贼可能是出于个人恩怨来害我吗 You think maybe the thief is trying to harm me personally now?
我认为窃贼是看上了这些画的价值 Well, I assumed he was after the paintings themselves.
毕竟每幅画都价值连城 I think it's enough.
准备好了吗 Ready?
怎么样 Good?
有一样东西或许你会感兴趣 I have something you might be interested in.
是一张我这里所有隐蔽摄像头的录像光盘 It's a DVD with all the hidden surveillance cameras I have to my place.
录像很长 It's plenty.
我还没看完 但 你知道的 I haven't checked it out yet. But, you know,
也许窃贼会不小心被拍到 maybe the thieves have been careless enough to be photographed.
这个级别的贼应该不会 但我会看一下 I doubt it, this level of thief, but I'll take a look.
好的 或许有惊喜 Yeah. You never know.
好的 谢谢 Okay. Well, merci.
-谢谢 谢谢 -再见 - Merci, merci. - À la prochaine.
谢谢 拉希里小姐 再次感谢你做的一切 Thank you, Mademoiselle Lahiri, thank again for everything.
谢谢你 再见 再见 Thank you. Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye.
拉希里小姐 Mademoiselle Lahiri.
你收到1077表的传真复印件了吗 很好 Did you get the faxed copy of the 1077? Good.
我需要以下配备 Here's what I need:
一打... 12名警察 A dozen... Twelve uniformed officers.
金属探测器 再多几个摄像头 Metal detectors, extra cameras.
我会把照片发给你 你现在手边有笔吗 So I'll e-mail you the photographs. Do you happen to have a pen?
我把名字告诉你 好的 I'll just give you the names. Okay.
利文斯顿·德尔 男性 白人 168厘米 68千克 Livingston Dell, male, Caucasian, 5'6", 150 pounds.
维吉尔·马洛伊 男性 白人 180厘米 72千克 Virgil Malloy, male, Caucasian, 5' 10", 160 pounds.
罗伯特·瑞恩 男性 白人 Robert Ryan, male, Caucasian...
-喂 -早安 艾森豪尔先生 - Hello? - Buon giorno, Mr. Eisenhower.
这通电话是您的早上5点的叫醒服务 This is your 5 a.m. wake-up call.
-已经5点了吗 -恐怕是的 - Really? - Yes, I'm afraid.
祝你今天愉快 先生 Have a nice day, sir.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
什么 在睡觉 你穿西装干什么 What...? Sleeping. Why are you dressed?
已经5点半了 该走了 快走 It's 5:30, day of. We gotta go. Let's go.
现在才11点半 It's 11:30.
还没到明天呢 The night before.
但是... But...
他太坏了 真卑鄙啊 Oh, he's mean. He's just mean-spirited.
-你喝了多少杯咖啡 -五杯 - How many espressos did you have? - Five.
行了 来吧 Yeah, come on.
此段为美国经典情景喜剧 《欢乐时光》的意大利语配音版
我不知道她是单纯搞不清状况 I don't know if she's just confused or...
还是真的改变了 开始恨我 she's really turned the corner and hates me now.
你有没有觉得我的处理方式错了 You think I handled this wrong?
我太过强势了 太美式风格了 I was too forceful. I was too American.
她是与众不同的 She's different.
也许你是对的 也许她已经放下了 Maybe you're right, maybe she has moved on.
知道吗 我问过医生能不能把纹身清除 You know, I talked to a doctor about getting that tattoo removed.
但医生说 纹在这个位置 最好别除 But given its location, he advised against it.
这人配的帕特西真不错 That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.
帕特西为《欢乐时光》主角之一
第二周周一 还剩两天
罗马美术馆
这人到底有什么毛病 I mean, what's this guy's problem?
两周内他坑了我们两次 就因为他自负 He's stitched us up twice in two weeks, all over his ego.
这是我们这么久以来 It's the first decent evening
能好好享受的第一个晚上 we've had together in I don't even know how long.
好了 好了 我们别跑题了 All right, all right, let's just stay on point here.
再过一遍计划列表 Let's go over the list again.
谁允许你来发号施令的 Who died and made you Danny?
没人 No one.
抱歉 我只是... 我一肚子火没处发泄 I'm sorry, man. I'm like... My emotions are all over the place.
不 是我太强势了 因为我想表现出领导力 No. I was really forceful, cause I was trying to show good leadership...
-别啰嗦了 -你是个当领导的料 - For fuck's sake.- You're a good leader.
快点 看列表选计划 Come on. Let's go! Let's go!
谢谢 Thanks.
好吧 那我们再看一遍计划列表 All right, well, let's go over the list again.
-"自挂枝头" -人不够 - Swinging Priest? - Not enough people.
-"装疯卖傻" -人不够 - Crazy Larry? - Not enough people.
-"小鸟依人" -人不够 - Soft Shoulder? - Not enough people.
-"十三金钗" -缺女人而且人不够 - Baker's Dozen? - No woman and not enough people.
"糖衣炮弹" Hell in a Handbasket?
-没时间训练猫 -而且人不够 - We can't train a cat that quickly. - And not enough people.
泰丝怎么样 What about Tess?
她怎么了 What about her?
她长得有点像... Well, you know how she kind of looks like...
-那又如何 -你到底想说什么 - So what? - Yeah, what's your point?
那就用"以假乱真" So we do a Lookie-loo.
其实是"以假乱真"搭配"身怀六甲" It's actually a Lookie-loo with a Bundle of Joy.
用泰丝"以假乱真" A Lookie-loo with Tess...
-搭配"身怀六甲" -没错 - and a Bundle of Joy? - Yeah.
你真是脑子坏掉了 孩子 他疯了 You've gone right out of your tree, my son. He's mad.
真疯了 It's madness.
确实很疯狂 像意大利电视剧一样疯狂 Yeah. It's crazy. It's Italian-television crazy,
-而且我们还少一个人 -不 仔细想一下 不会的 - and we're still one short. - No no. We think about it. No.
她可以在光天化日之下 She can get near the egg...
接近彩蛋 而且至少有一半的警报是关闭的 during daylight hours with at least half the system shutdown.
简直是一石三鸟 I mean, that's a trifecta.
他或许是对的 He might be right.
打电话联系吧 Make the calls.
莱纳斯·考德威尔 你这个小兔崽子 Linus CaldWell Jr. varsity.
你根本没遵照任何我和丹尼商量好的对策 you are not following any of the procedures...
来对付特里·本尼迪克特出现的情况 that Danny and I talked about if Terry Benedict shows up,
这就说明已经出事了 什么事 which means something is wrong. What is wrong?
丹尼没事 他和拉斯蒂在一起 Danny's fine. He's with Rusty.
在计划的这一步里 他们不能与我们联络 During this part of the plan, they can't communicate with us.
你向我保证他没受伤 Promise he isn't hurt.
我保证他没受伤 I promise he isn't hurt.
你的时间不够了 对吧 You're gonna miss the deadline, aren't you?
我想 如果你能在这票完成时 来罗马见他 I know Danny would be thrilled if you were here to meet him in Rome
丹尼会很激动的 when the job is finished.
他想你想疯了 He misses you like crazy.
再加上你是学艺术的 我想你一定很喜欢罗马 Plus, you studied art, so I know how much you must love Rome.
百利而无一害 There's no downside here.
你真是被他们飞速带坏了 是不是 Wow, they're really bringing you along fast, aren't they?
是挺快的 如果你能搭上 Yes they are. And Danny would be even more thrilled
晚7点的航班 丹尼会更激动的 if you were on the 7 p.m. out of JFK,
也就是说你得马上出发了 which means you have to leave right now.
第二周周二 还剩一天
我记得我要求的是一辆中型车 I thought I'd requested a midsize.
-丹尼来了吗 -他很想来 - Danny here? - He wanted to be.
旅途还顺利吗 So... Did you have a nice flight?
我们不知道你喜欢靠窗还是过道的座位 We weren't quite sure if you were a window or aisle person.
丹尼入狱多久了 How long's Danny been in jail?
其实只有几天而已 Just a couple of days, really.
往好的方面看 Which, you know, on the bright side,
本尼迪特克现在完全没法伤他了 he's completely safe from Benedict.
他告诉我一切安好 张嘴就是瞎话 He told me everything was fine. He lied right to me.
他说"安好"的意思是 What I think he meant by "fine"
留给我们的时间和资金都不多了 is that we're running low on time and money...
而且相比刚开始的时候 我们欠的债更多了 and we're deeper in debt than when we started.
我猜你们一定计划好了怎么救他出来吧 I assume that you have some kind of a plan to get him out.
其实她说话也很像她 Actually, she sounds like her.
不 她还需要来点南方口音 No, she needs a Southern accent.
你会说南方... 她是南方人 Can you do a Southern...? She's from the South!
你们到底在盘算什么 What the hell is going on with you guys?
还差点意思 所以口音很关键 No that's not quite on. So the accent is crucial.
人们最先察觉到的就是口音 It's the first thing people notice.
-解释下这车怎么回事 -好的 抱歉 - This ridiculous car, what is it doing? - Okay, just I'm sorry.
好吧 我跟你说实话 All right, I'm just gonna level with you.
由于损失了特定人员... Due to certain personnel losses...
我们难以维持原计划... that we have sustained...
只好... 只能做出若干调整 we're just... Various readjustments had to be made.
你得在行动中扮演一个小小的角色 You're gonna have to play a small role in this thing.
可以吗 先把这个戴上 Okay? So can you put these on?
再把这顶帽子戴上 I'd like you to put this hat on.
穿上这件衣服 再把枕头塞进去 You're gonna put on that, and you're gonna stuff it with that.
我们回避一下 给你更衣的空间 And we'll turn around, just give you a little moment.
小小的角色 Small role.
我演谁 Who am I supposed to be?
这个嘛... Well...
谁 Who?
真的吗 Oh, really?
当然可以 Well, absolutely.
我可以 我们可以准备好套房 I can have... We can make the suite available.
不会不会 完全不麻烦 No, no, no trouble at all.
我们很乐意... I mean, we would love...
她能再来是我们的荣幸 We are honored that she would think of us again.
好的 Okay.
好的 谢谢你 Okay. Thank you.
再见 Bye.
茱莉亚·罗伯茨要来了
这样怎么会能把丹尼救出来 How is this going to get Danny out?
我们需要个名人 We needed someone famous.
那为什么不找个真名人来 Why didn't you get someone famous?
想想《四个婚礼和一个葬礼》 Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral.
她没演那部电影 She wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral.
"我" "我没演那部电影" "I." "I wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral."
把你的假孩子保护好 Just protect your fake baby.
天哪 挤得我上气不接下气 Oh my god, I'm hyperventilating.
-欢迎回来 罗伯茨女士 -谢谢 她累坏了 - Welcome back, Signora Roberts. - Thank you. She's very tired.
-花拿走 -好的 - Take it. - Okay.
快躲起来 躲起来 Oh, let's hide. Let's hide.
茱莉亚 Julia?
我是特蕾莎 My name is Teresa.
我以为我看到个朋友 一个老熟人 I just thought I saw a friend of mine, that's someone that I knew.
不 绝对不行 你不能把压力传感器关掉 No, no, absolutely not. You can't turn off the pressure sensors. No.
她不能碰彩蛋 Well, she can't touch it.
她是个电影明星 又不是教皇 别逗了 She's a movie star. She's not the pope, for Christ sake.
你是佐治亚州士麦那人 1967年生 Okay, you're from Smyrna, Georgia. You were born in 1967.
-你喜欢门球和针线活 -你的中间名是菲奥娜 - You like croquet and knitting. - Your middle name is Fiona.
你养了十条狗七匹马 You've got 10 dogs, you got seven horses.
最喜欢蜜桃色 Your favorite color is peach.
她的马没有狗多 She doesn't have more horses than dogs.
-我做不来 不行 -泰丝 我们没时间了 - I can't do this. I just can't. - Tess, we're out of time.
请称呼她"茱莉亚" "Julia," please.
对 茱莉亚 Right, Julia.
不 我们理解你有些紧张 No, we understand you're feeling a little insecure.
-这很正常 -其实是好事 - That is totally natural. - That's good actually.
因为你扮演的是演员 演员都神经兮兮的 Because you're playing an actress. They're all insecure.
我不是紧张 我是要抓狂了 No, I'm not insecure. I'm freaking out.
-没错 就是这样 -太好了 - Yes. That's right. - Brilliant!
你已经进入角色了 You're playing a role.
错 你是在演角色 我是要假扮一个真人 No, you're playing a role. I'm apparently playing a real person.
-那又怎么样 -这样是不对的 - Yeah, so? - It's just wrong.
你是说在道德层面上吗 You mean, like, morally?
不 其实是的 No. Well, yes.
也许吧 我也不知道 但这不是重点 Probably... I don't know. It's not the point.
重点是 你要我假扮一个活生生的人 The point is, you want me to speak for someone who's out there somewhere.
我这么做对不起人家 It's too personal.
你就对得起你那个要把牢底坐穿的老公了吗 More personal than your husband doing 25-to-life?
他不会坐牢的 He will not do 25-to-life.
本尼迪特克会立刻杀了他 Benedict will have him killed immediately.
-别这么说 -对不起 我不该这么说 - Don't. - I'm sorry, that was stupid.
我们只花十分钟 进去一下就出来 We're gonna be in and out in there in 10 minutes.
我们必须如此 说定了 就这么久 We have to be. Let's set it. That's our time frame.
如果你不想说话 就不用说 You don't even have to talk if you don't want to.
微笑就行 给他们一个大大的微笑 You just smile. You give them a big smile,
冲摄影机挥挥手 wave at the cameras.
-她本人就一直这样 -但如果你一定要说话 - That's all she ever does. - But if you do say something...
别忘了带口音 好吗 don't forget your accent, all right?
G要重读 元音要拖长 Drop your G's, and longer vowels.
客房服务 Room service.
听着 不会有事的 你只要记住 Listen it's gonna be fine. You've gotta remember something.
对这些人来说你只是个偶像 就像个物品 You are an image to these people. You're like an object.
没人真正认识你 You know, nobody actually knows you.
你不会遇到任何认识你的人 你不会对不起她的 The last thing in the world this is gonna be is personal.
-天哪 -我的妈呀 - Oh my god. - Wow.
-你预产期不是一周前吗 -你怎么来罗马了 - Aren't you a week overdue? - Why are you in Rome?
-我来度假 -我太爱你了 - I'm here on vacation. - I love you.
你都怀孕八个月了 不该坐飞机 You are not supposed to fly after your eight months pregnant.
-我知道 -丹尼在吗 - I know. - Is Danny here?
茱莉亚·罗伯茨的丈夫是丹尼·莫达
-当然在 -丹尼 - Of course. - Danny.
-不 我是说他在... -他在工作吗 - No, no, I mean, he has... - He's working?
-对 算是吧 他正在工作 -在罗马吗 - Yes. Yes and no. He's working. He's working... - In Rome?
布鲁斯 我是 格伦·斯纳克韦尔 公关 Bruce. Glen Snackwell, publicity.
你好 格伦 Hey, Glen.
-我是你的超级粉丝 -谢谢 - I'm a big fan. Very very huge. - Thanks.
-很好 你把玛希开除了吗 -超级粉丝 - Great. You fired Marcy? -Very very huge fan.
你开除了玛希 You fired Marcy.
两周前在城里 你还告诉我应该用玛希 Two weeks ago in town, you told me I should go with Marcy.
对不起 I'm sorry.
-告诉他玛希怎么了 格伦 -我会的 我会的 - Tell him what happened with Marcy, Glen. - I will, I will.
-还有故事吗 -对 玛希这人故事可多了 - There's a story? - Yeah, always a story with Marcy.
-不 不是 玛希 -你看起来气色真不错 - No no no. Marcy... Marcy... - You look fantastic.
-真是个惊喜 -你先坐下来吧 - It's such a surprise. - You should sit down.
我是制片方的人 玛希没被开除 I'm with the studio. Marcy's still very much in the picture sir.
我只想和你谈谈 I just wanted to get you for a second.
我们想拿孩子的事来做下文章 We're looking to come off this baby thing strong.
斗篷上的那座小雕像 You know, that little statue on the mantle
不久就会开始向你微笑 starts smirking at you after a while.
你明白我的意思吗 You know what I'm saying?
不太明白 格伦 Not really, Glen, no.
对不起 好吧 Sorry. Yeah.
朱尔斯 这提醒我了 Hey, Jules, that reminds me.
自从上次我和我家女儿们去陶斯后 You know I've been meaning to call you
我就一直想给你打电话 since the last time the girls and I were down in Taos.
见到你真好 真让我放松 It's so good to see you. So relaxing.
过来 眼镜有点脏 Come here. These are a mess.
塔鲁拉把她海绵宝宝的毯子落在小红屋里了 Anyway, Tallulah left her SpongeBob blanket in the red casita.
-好的 -我所以我想... 给你 -Okay. -So, what I wanna do-- Here.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
-谢谢 布鲁斯 -给马库斯打电话 - Thanks, Bruce. - Is call Marcus...
让他去找路易丝 and have him get ahold of Louise
这样我们就能派人去把毯子拿回来 so we can make arrangements to send someone down there to get it.
他现在在家 对吗 He's home now, right?
-马库斯 -我得和马库斯谈谈 - Marcus... - I need to talk to Marcus.
-真有趣 好巧 -来 跟他说吧 - That's so funny. What a coincidence. - Go ahead. Talk to him.
-告诉马库斯 -站在窗边说 信号比较好 - Tell Marcus. - Over by the window, with the reception.
-喂 -是马库斯吗 - Hello? - Hello, Marcus?
不 我是茱莉亚 你是哪位 No, it's Julia. Who's this?
我是茱莉亚 我正和布鲁斯·威利斯在一起 It's Julia. I'm with Bruce Willis.
你现在和布鲁斯在一起吗 You're with Bruce right now?
-我能和他说话吗 -我们在找一条毯子 - Can I speak with him? - We're looking for a blanket.
对了 塔鲁拉海绵宝宝的毯子 Oh, yes, Tallulah's SpongeBob.
-抱歉 我能和他说句话吗 -断线了吗 - I'm sorry, can I just talk to him for a sec? - Did it drop out?
-对 断线了 -这周老是这样 - Yes, it fell out. - That's been happening all week.
-天哪 -怎么回事 - Oh God. - What happend?
-马上把电话放下 -什么 - Put that phone away right now. - What?
挂断电话 把它收起来 Hang it up and put it away.
你知道胎儿的大脑 Do you have any idea how vulnerable a fetuse's brain
有多容易被你手机产生的电磁场所伤害吗 is to the electromagnetic field created by your cell phone?
你还不如拿把枪指着她的肚子 You might as well point a gun at her stomach.
-我是布鲁斯·威利斯 -我叫西蒙·利奥波德 - I'm Bruce Willis. - Simon Leopold.
-是茱莉亚的医生 -他是名医生 - I am Julia's physician. - He's a doctor.
韦伯医生怎么了 What happened to Dr. Webber?
-医生他 病了 -韦伯医生在休假 - You know, Doc...? He was sick. - Dr. Webber is on vacation.
-他病了 -他在休假时病了 - Well, he's sick. - He's sick on vacation.
真烦人 休假时病了 Don't you hate that? Sick on vacation.
很抱歉刚刚吼您了 威利斯先生 I'm sorry to have jumped on you, Mr. Willis.
您演的戏都很不错 演技非常好 You do very good actings. Very good actings.
-谢谢 -你是斯纳克棒 - Thank you. - Snackbar.
斯纳克韦尔 Snackwell.
这不重要 It doesn't matter.
如果我们4点要赶到那里并动手 If we are to get there at 4:00 and do that...
-我觉得有五成机会 -没那么高 - I say 50-50. - Closer than that.
他们能到博物馆的概率是三分之一 2-1 they don't make it to the museum.
他们能到彩蛋展厅的概率是六分之一 5-1 they don't make it to the Egg Room.
万分之一
什么 What?
对不起 因为她是新来的
但她还是我老婆 She's still my wife.
她是新手 你自己也这么说 She's a novice. You said so yourself.
-由一个学徒带领 -被一个高手追踪 - Led by an apprentice. - Being tracked by a pro.
你想让她赢 You want her to win.
-你说的是谁 -你知道是谁 - Which her? - You know which her.
-那个始作俑者 -好吧 - The one that started all this. - Right.
很好 等一下 Good. Just for a minute...
我为什么要那么说 这不是她的错 Why would I say that? It's not her fault.
-你知道不是 -那好吧 - You know it wasn't. - Okay, then.
-很好 -很好 - Good. - Good.
我有点糊涂了 I'm confused.
你们到底在说谁 Yeah, who are you talking about?
-伊莎贝尔 -泰丝 - Isabel. - Tess.
不 不 我很喜欢 但我猜出来了 No no, I loved it, but I figured it out.
很多人都没猜出来 这真神奇 Not a lot of people did. That's pretty amazing.
她在餐厅里不跟你说话的那一刻 我就知道了 The second that she doesn't talk to you in the restaurant, I knew...
于是你就猜出来了 Something you figured that out.
-对 但我还是很喜欢这部电影 -很好 - Yeah, I mean the movie still totally works for me. - Great.
我们能 她真的有必要走这么快吗 Can we just...? Does she really need to be rushing this quickly?
-她这都在慢跑了 -在泰国 - She's practically jogging. - In Thailand...
母亲们一般在稻田里分娩 mothers routinely give birth in rice paddies
生完就回去继续干活 and then go right back to work.
-那里的女人真了不起 -稻田 - Amazing women over there. - Rice paddy?
49号展厅
她不必在稻田里生 她会在自己家生 She will not have it in a rice paddy. She'll be at her own paddy.
她会生得很顺利 因为走路和这些锻炼 And she will be very comfortable because she will be strong...
会让她变得很强壮 from this walk and this exercise.
她值得吗 Was she worth it?
泰丝值得吗 Was Tess?
在餐厅里她不跟你说话的那一刻 我就知道了 The moment that she doesn't talk to you in the restaurant, I knew.
-你的朋友没这么跟你说吗 -没有 - Your friends didn't tell you otherwise? - No.
-你就是那时猜到的吗 -是啊 - That's when you figured it out, huh? - Yeah.
-但这部电影对我来说仍然很好看 -好的 谢谢 - But the movie was still enjoyable for me. - Okay. Thanks.
如果所有人都那么聪明 lf everybody's so freaking smart,
这电影怎么会在全球取得6.75亿的... how come the movie did $675 million worldwide...
票房 theatrical.
茱莉亚 医生 Julia. Doctor.
医生 她现在可能要生了 Doctor, you might wanna call the rice paddy now.
封锁博物馆 任何人都不许进出 Seal off the museum. Nobody in or out.
-拿来 快拿来 -快 快点 - Bring... Bring it, bring it. - Quickly, quickly, quickly.
-让她坐下来 快点 -所有人都别紧张 -Okay, sit her down. Sit her down. - Everybody just relax.
你能听到我说话吗 茱莉亚 告诉我 Can you hear me, Julia? Talk to me.
她没事 没事的 She is fine. She is fine.
她还好吗 行 就这样 She's good? Okay, that's it. That's it.
活动结束 别拍了 We're done here. No more pictures.
再见 And goodbye.
-谢谢你 布鲁斯·威利斯 -别担心 - Thank you, Bruce Willis. - Just don't worry.
感谢博物馆 Thank you, museum.
我们现在不需要任何进一步的援助 We are code four.
就像这样 慢慢走 Walk slowly, like you're doing.
我们会尽快送你上车 We'll get you into the car as fast as we can.
我们别停 别停 Okay, we're not stopping. Don't stop.
-你好 -我们要出去了 - Hello. - We're on our way out.
伊莎贝尔·拉希里 我是博物馆的 Isabel Lahiri, I'm with the museum.
你好 Hello.
很荣幸见到您 It is so great to meet you.
-我们快来不及了 -对不起 不会太久的 - We're very late. - I'm sorry, this won't take long.
我不想像疯狂粉丝一样烦人 I don't wanna be an annoying fan, anything like that,
-但我男朋友是你的超级粉丝 -真棒 - but my boyfriend is such a huge fan. - That's great.
你帮我给他签个名 我才能放你走 I can't let you leave unless you sign something for him.
-可以吗 -这太不合规矩了 - Do you mind? - That's very unorthodox.
抱歉 不会耽误太久的 I'm sorry, it won't take long.
恐怕我只能签了 他叫什么名字 I'm afriand I had to. What's his name?
他叫罗伯特 His name's Robert.
你不是左撇子吗 我以为你是左撇子 Aren't you a lefty? I thought you were a lefty.
她是左撇子 She is a lefty.
孕妇通常会变得双手都很灵巧 Often pregnant women become ambidextrous.
你真是超级粉丝 You are a big fan.
她不必非得用左手签名 She doesn't necessarily have to sign lefty.
谢谢 这真棒 Oh, thanks so much. This is great.
好吧 我们走 Okay. We're on the move.
-谢谢 -保重 - Thank you. - You take care, now.
还有一件事 我刚刚才和... And one more thing. I just got off the phone...
一个叫玛希的人通过电话 with someone called Marcy
她刚把你送上从新墨西哥州陶斯市到洛杉矶的飞机 who just put you on a plane from Taos, New Mexico to L.A...
1点钟在洛杉矶 where you have a 1:00 meeting
你有个关于电影《小丑无眠》的会 about a film, Clowns Can't Sleep.
她想让我转告你 Anyway, she just wanted me to let you know
其他人会晚点到 that everyone's running a little late...
她想告诉你1点半再去 and was wondering if you could make it at 1:30 instead.
我就知道 I knew it.
真为你感到羞耻 Shame on you.
我们还没见过吧 我叫布鲁斯 I don't think we've met. Bruce.
伊莎贝尔·拉希里 很高兴见到你 Isabel Lahiri. Nice to meet you.
你真有男朋友吗 Do you really have a boyfriend?
还是你只是 Or were you just...?
这是你编来骗他们的吗 Was that just part of the whole thing with them?
结果如何 So how'd it go?
你是拉希里吗 You Lahiri?
我是莫莉·斯塔尔科长 I'm Section Chief Molly Starr.
今早我和欧洲刑警组织一个非常和善的人谈过了 I spoke to a very nice man at Europol this morning,
格雷斯曼专员 Commissioner Greisman.
他想让你乘下一班飞机去阿姆斯特丹 He wants you on the next flight to Amsterdam.
你的文件似乎有点问题 There seems to be some irregularity with your paperwork.
专员 我们走吧 Commissario.
那一个 That one.
我们从那个人开始 Let's start with that one.
想像你在一个 Imagine yourself in a room...
很小的房间里 that's too short for you to stand up in
在那里你站不直又躺不平 and not wide enough to lie down in.
房间里没有灯 没有暖气 A room with no light, no heat...
石墙上满是囚犯的抓痕和齿印 and stone walls scratched by the teeth and nails of desperate men...
那些人都被孤独逼疯了 men driven crazy by isolation.
你只有老鼠相伴 You will have rats for company...
还有一扇小窗户可以让你看看那个与你无缘的世界 and a small window that looks out on the world that has passed you by.
你的父母会变老然后死去 Your parents will grow old and die,
一如你的梦想 just like your dreams.
你的朋友会忘了你的名字 Your friends will forget your name,
把你的故事当他们自己的经历来讲 tell your stories as their own...
因为当故事的主角消失了 because what good is a story
这个故事还有什么可讲的呢 when the person who owns it has vanished?
你想干嘛 What do you want?
指证本尼迪特克案中的其他人 Testify against the others in the Benedict case.
意大利方面的指控会被撤销 The Italian charges will be dropped.
你和其他人今天下午会被引渡回美国 You and the others will be extradited to the U.S. this afternoon.
认罪 然后就能被假释 Plead, and you walk with parole.
不行 I can't.
你考虑一下吧 莱纳斯 Think about it, Linus.
刚刚有那么一刻 我连你名字都忘了 For a moment there, I was already forgetting your name.
等等 Wait.
等一下 Just hang on a sec.
莱纳斯 Linus.
好的 谢谢 Right. Thanks.
你还好吗 You okay?
-我搞砸了和松井的会面 -松井吗 - Well, I blew the meet with Matsui. - Matsui?
让我猜猜 他跟你说黑话了 Let me guess. He pulled a Lost in Translation on you.
他总喜欢用这招捉弄新人 That's his idea of fun for first-timers.
我怎么就没预见到这些事呢 I mean, how do I not see these things?
别自责了 Don't get down on yourself.
-这么明显 -这事我们已经谈过了 - Totally obvious. - We talked about this.
我希望丹尼和拉斯蒂能感谢你在危急关头挺身而出 I hope Danny and Rusty appreciate the great job you did in a tight jam.
我真的很以你为荣 I am really proud of you.
-谢谢 -我们俩都是 - Thanks. - We both are.
-你 你把这事告诉我爸了吗 -我没办法 宝贝 - You...? You told Dad? - I had to, sweetheart.
-你居然告诉我爸了 -我们当时正一起度假呢 - You told Dad? - We were on vacation.
对不起啦 I'm sorry.
这下好了 谢谢你啊 Great. Thanks.
你们得在餐桌上嘲讽我几个月 You're gonna be dining out on this one for months.
"还记不记得那回你妈飞去罗马救你..." "Remember the time your mom had to come to Rome..."
对不起 I'm sorry.
每次和他在一起的时候 就感觉... Every time with him. It's like...
就好像... It's like a...
这一下是因为你把我蒙在鼓里 That was for keeping me in the dark.
这一下 这一下 And that... That...
是因为你们让我成了大盗 is for making me a master thief.
然后这一下 And that...
是因为你再次毁了我们的复婚三周年纪念日 is for ruining our second third anniversary.
好的 好的 来爱的抱抱 Okay. Okay? Come here.
抱歉 我把你蒙在鼓里 I'm sorry I kept you in the dark.
抱歉 我让你成了盗贼 I'm sorry that I made you a thief.
-大盗 -大盗 - Master. - Master thief.
万分抱歉 And I'm very sorry
我再次毁掉了我们的复婚三周年纪念日 that I ruined our second third anniversary.
-好了吗 -好了 - Okay? - Okay.
原谅我了吗 You forgive me?
-一点点吧 -那就好 - A little. - All right.
布鲁斯·威利斯怎么样 他是不是... What was Bruce Willis like? Was he...?
跟上 那是瑞恩的车 跟上那一辆 Follow it. That's Ryan's car. Follow that one.
等等 等等 Wait, wait!
这是什么情况 What the hell is going on?
你爸爸还活着 丽兹 Your father's alive, Izzy.
你母亲骗你 Your mom lied to you...
是为了让你离他远点 其实他还活着 to keep you from him. He's alive.
你在这胡说八道什么 What are you talking about?
离婚的时候 你妈跟他说要是他敢联系你 When they divorced, she told him if he ever tried to contact you
她就报警 she was going to the cops
并且会提供足够的证据让他进监狱 with everything they need to put him in jail.
这事你怎么知道的 How do you know that?
我为什么要相信你 你根本不值得我信任 好吗 And why should I believe you? I don't believe you, okay?
你知道他在哪吗 You know where he is?
我认识个人 他知道 I know somebody who does.
警局人去牢空 就剩一张伪造的1077表了 There's nothing back there but a forged 1077.
法律委员会 德·维特洛克·拉德·贝佐克律师
把这个放画廊里
您的客人在阳台等您
客人吗
什么客人
-不会吧 真的吗 不是 -不是 - No. Really? No. - No.
要是真的可太糟了 That'd be horrible.
做晚饭也太艰难了 It's hard, you know, for dinners.
你认识的人不少啊 Well, you must have very good contacts.
我听说一般得好多天才能保释出来呢 I hear it usually takes days to buy your way out.
泰丝 这是弗朗索瓦·图卢尔 Tess, this is Francois Toulour.
欧逊太太 最终还是见面了 幸会[法语] Madame Ocean, at last. Enchantée.
-你好 -他是法国人 - Hello. - He's French.
你现在不应该在别的地方吗 比如 Shouldn't you be somewhere else by now, like...
外蒙古之类的地方 Outer Mongolia, maybe?
在我们去之前 我们想问你个问题 Well, before we get to that, we just wanted to ask you one question.
-问什么 -你究竟是怎么做到的 - What is that? - How'd you do it?
所以这就是你来的理由 So that's why you came.
你想要个答案 You wanna know.
这倒也合情合理 Well, I guess that's normal.
但是我得再提个条件 But I got another deal for you.
你们俩一起承认我是天下第一 You both recognize that I'm the best,
我就告诉你们我的秘诀 and I'll tell you my secret.
-嗯 -这个嘛 - Yeah. - That...
让他告诉我们 Get him to tell us...
-然后你跟他说他是天下第一 -好 - And tell him that he is the best. - Okay.
-我不跟他说 -好的 - I won't tell him... - All right.
-因为你才是天下第一 -谢谢你 - because you're the best. - Thank you.
好的 All right.
你先告诉我们你是怎么做到的 We'll tell you you're the best
我们再承认你是天下第一 after you tell us how you did it.
我怎么能拒绝一个将死之人的夙愿呢 How can I refuse a dying man's last request?
彩蛋于下午6点45分被运至罗马 The egg arrived in Rome at 6:45 p.m.
那天是展览开始前的那个周六 the Saturday before it went on display.
晚上8点 彩蛋到达博物馆 It was at the museum by 8 p.m.
等一下 等等 Wait a minute, hold on.
你当晚就把它偷了吗 You stole it that evening?
还是在博物馆全面封锁的情况下 With the museum locked down for the night?
你怎么进去的 How'd you even get in the building?
你怎么躲开地面传感器的 How'd you get past the ground sensors?
为什么我的侦察小组没看到你 Why didn't my recon team see you?
-别碰我的东西 -我才没碰你的东西 - Don't touch my thing. - I didn't touch your thing.
-别 把手拿开 -好像这破玩意有用一样 - Don't. Get your hand off it. - Like it works anyway.
-好像这破玩意有用一样 -你的咸猪手 - Like it works anyway. - You got greasy hands,
-还敢放在镜片上面 -你能看见什么 - you put them on the lens. - And what can you see?
-现在我看不见了 -这破玩意什么都看不见 - Now I can't see. - You can't see anything.
我看见你了 你就像个二傻子 I see you. You look like a retard.
你才像个二傻子 You look like a retard.
我给你一百万 买你一个月不许说话 I'll pay you a million dollars if you don't speak for a month.
一个月不说话 我就给你一百万 One month. I'll give you one million dollars.
只要你一个月不说话 怎么样 if you don't speak for a whole month. How about that?
我想把你脑袋啃下来 I wanna eat your whole head.
来 Go ahead.
来啃 Go ahead.
来啃我 Go ahead.
一百万 不开玩笑 A million dollars. No joke.
好吧 你没有装备 安全绳都没有 Right. With no equipment, no rope.
当然了 拜托 别告诉我你不知道怎么做 Of course. Come on, don't tell me you don't know how to do that.
在大厅你是怎么躲开激光网的 How did you get by the laser field in the Great Hall?
激光网嘛 The laser fields. Well...
好吧 图卢尔 Okay. Toulour,
你是天下第一 you're the best.
谢谢你 丹尼 Well, thank you, Danny.
好 现在 只要你把钱给我们 Good. Now, if you can just get us our money...
我们就告辞 we'll be going.
钱 The money?
什么钱 What money?
你许诺的如果我们赢了 就支付给本尼迪克特的钱 The money that you agreed to pay Benedict if we won.
我们赶时间呢 We're under a deadline.
不不不 你没搞清楚状况 No, no, no, you don't understand.
你没赢 You didn't win.
你输了 你不仅输了... You lost. And not only did you lose...
还让你的整个团队都身陷囹圄 your all entire crew got pinched.
而且我还得告诉你 By the way, I gotta tell you something.
你一点也不像她 You don't look anything like her.
鼻子还有点像 但是耳朵... Eventually, the nose, but the ears...
你走路的样子 还有你的穿着 I mean, the way you walk and you dress...
这意味着 你去找过勒马克 That means that you spoke to LeMarc.
你去找过勒马克吗 You spoke to LeMarc?
巴黎北站
第二周周四 还剩六天
既然我假死了 我想我的参与 Since I'm dead, I think my involvement
还是不要声张比较好 in this might just stay among the three of us.
-当然了 -绝对的 - Of course. - Absolutely.
说来讽刺 我们所有问题的解决方案 It's ironic that the solution to all of our problems
都是图卢尔提供的 will be provided by Toulour.
肯定是因为我同意了我那位美国朋友的观点... I'm sure I provoked him by agreeing with my American friend...
说你们比他强 他才会很不爽 that you might be better than him.
我真诚地为我给你们带来的麻烦道歉 I apologize sincerely for the trouble I've caused you.
-没必要 -特别是现在 - There's no need. - Especially now.
记住 从你们在图卢尔的别墅见到他的那一刻 Remember, from the time you see Toulour at his villa
挑战就开始了 and the challenge begins...
你们必须假设不管你们去哪 他都会监视着你们 you must assume he will have you under surveillance everywhere you go.
你们得演一场精心准备的大戏 You'll have to put on a very elaborate show.
至于蛋 真正的彩蛋 The egg, the real egg...
会被放在一个背包里 will be carried in a backpack
运送的人会在上午9点半从巴黎北站出发 on a train leaving Gare du Nord at 9:30 a.m.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你救了我们的命 加斯帕 You saved our lives, Gaspar.
那是 而且我还是比你们厉害 Yeah. And I'm still getting the better of you.
罗马站
我偷了个赝品吗 And I stole a replica?
你的画都在米兰的一个戒备森严的仓库里 Your paintings are in a high-security warehouse in Milan.
安德里奥迪大街17号 222号仓 It's 17 Via Andreotti, unit 222.
-密码是23116... -646 谢谢 - Security code is 2-3-1-1-6... - 6-4-6. Thank you.
别的不说 猜密码这个 这个有点强 Listen, all games aside, that was... That was very good.
这很强 你怎么知道的 That was good. How'd you do that?
我今晚已经讲过一个故事了 Well, I told you one story tonight.
我觉得足够了 所以现在 I think that'll be enough. So now...
请你们二位 现在离开吧 if you, both of you, could please... Now.
-这是谁的房子 -我在巴黎认识的一个贼的房子 - Whose house is this? - It belongs to a thief I know in Paris.
他认识我爸爸吗 He knows my father?
也许比任何人都熟悉 Probably better than anyone.
他是谁 Who is he?
他帮我们解决了夜狐的事情 He helped with the Night Fox thing.
他叫什么名字 What's his name?
真名吗 其实我也不知道 His real name? I don't know, actually.
我只知道他叫勒马克 I've only known him as LeMarc.
勒马克 LeMarc?
天哪 Oh, my God.
你这么多年都去哪儿了 Where the hell have you been?
等待 Waiting.
等什么 For what?
就等这一刻 For this.
天哪 Oh, my God.
支付给特里·本尼迪克特
所以我们两清了吗 So we done?
转账日期2004年12月1日
完事了吗 Issue closed?
-这是真的吗 -是真的 相信我 - Is it actually good? - It's good. Trust me.
我不相信你 我也不相信欧逊 I don't trust you, and I don't trust Ocean.
如果这是真的 就结束了 If it's good, we're done.
过去的恩怨糟透了 大家两败俱伤 These grudges, they're awful. Nobody wins.
丹尼已经受够这种破事了 Danny's had enough of this meshugaas.
这个比赛 比我们的酒店生意还恶心 And the competition, it's worse than our business.
总有后浪想把前浪拍死在沙滩上 Always some new young punk trying to prove himself.
像欧逊这类人 他们不断地卷土重来 Guys like Ocean, they keep coming back.
他们不喜欢输的感觉 They don't like to lose.
太自负 太骄傲 Too much ego, too much pride.
可能有的人是这样 但丹尼不是 Maybe for some guys, but not Danny.
在这一点上你可以相信我 You can trust me on that.
实际上 丹尼根本没觉得他输了 Actually, Danny don't feel like he lost in all this.
虽然很难相信 但是他确实不觉得他输了 It's hard to believe, but that's how he feels.
如果他敢乱来... Well, if he tries anything...
如果任何人敢乱来 我就在这恭候大驾 If anybody tries anything, I'll be waiting.
特里 我不能预知未来 Terry, I can't predict the future.
我会花大价钱请专家预测 I pay professionals to do that,
但有时候连他们都会猜错 and even they get it wrong sometimes.
我不敢保证没人会再来抢你的钱 I can't say that nobody'll ever try to rob from you again.
但是我敢打包票 But I can say this:
老天在上 如果你出了什么事 If, God forbid, anything does happen to you...
绝对和我们没关系 we will not be involved.
最好和你们没关系 鲁本 最好和你们没关系 You better not be, Reuben. You better not be.
周 一 晚
见到你们真好 Good to see you guys.
你忘了吗 You don't remember?
你让我经历了那么糟糕的事 你却忘了吗 You put me through hell, and you don't remember?
你今晚真的太美了 You're more beautiful than ever.
-五点五 -四点五 - Five-oh-five? - Four-oh-five.
-谁赢了 -我点小 - Who's winning? - I'm little.
你点大 你点大 And you're big. You're big?
我的天 Oh, my God.
-你好 -天哪 - Hello. - Oh, my God.
你们都被捕了 You're all under arrest.
你们是盗贼 你们是坏蛋 You're thieves. You're crooks.
伊莎贝尔 这位是利文斯顿·德尔 Isabel, Livingston Dell.
谢谢 Thank you.
伊莎贝尔 这位是泰丝 Isabel, Tess.
-我来帮你把这个清理了 -我也要玩 - Let me clear that for you. - I'm in.
-好了 丹尼 -能不能再给我来瓶啤酒 - Right, Danny. - Can I get another beer?
-我感觉我认识你 -等等 我们没下注 - I feel I know you. - Wait, wait. We didn't... We didn't bet.
你想要五张吗 You want five?
-五张 -太坏了 - Five. - So nasty.
好的 Okay.
开玩笑呢 Is that a joke?
太棒了 Yes.
-天哪 -她喝醉了 - Jesus Christ. - She's drunk!