1 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:10,960 Okay here is this week's scheduled Monday is max's soccer game 好了，这是本周安排的周一Max的足球比赛 2 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,640 Tuesday is carmen's dance class 星期二是卡门的舞蹈课 3 00:00:14,190 --> 00:00:15,870 Wednesday is my birthday 星期三是我的生日 4 00:00:16,710 --> 00:00:17,710 Thursday's the day 星期四就是那一天 5 00:00:18,950 --> 00:00:23,620 after my birthday Day is two days after my birthday and 生日之后，天是我生日后两天 6 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:29,020 saturday If we have not celebrated my birthday by then I'll be known as the widow lopez 星期六 如果到那时我们还没庆祝我的生日，我就被称为寡妇洛佩兹 7 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:33,340 Angie i know wednesday is your birthday 安吉，我知道星期三是你的生日 8 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:34,660 Yeah i know it is too 是的，我也知道 9 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:37,840 I saw a bunch of empty boxes of hair dye in the trash 我看到垃圾桶里有一堆空的染发盒 10 00:00:40,420 --> 00:00:42,060 Kids notice how it feeding time the old 孩子们注意到老人是喂食时间 11 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:44,340 dominant chim challenges that young beautiful one 主导的Chim向那个年轻美丽的家伙发起挑战 12 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:48,020 You know what 你知道吗 13 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:49,990 Call me whatever you want 随你怎么叫我 14 00:00:50,670 --> 00:00:53,870 I'm eating your food I'm drinking your beer I'm watching your television 我在吃你的饭，我在喝你的啤酒，我在看你的电视 15 00:00:54,830 --> 00:00:58,230 Yeah i'm the monkey 是的，我是猴子 16 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:00,530 So 所以 17 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:07,770 do you have anything planned for my birthday Angie please i don't say i got this 安吉，你生日有什么计划吗？拜托，我没说我有这个 18 00:01:09,650 --> 00:01:11,530 I will do my best to get this 我会尽力做到这一点 19 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,600 What are you gonna get her dad I have no idea 你打算给她送什么，爸爸，我不知道 20 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,480 George That was a great birthday dinner 乔治，那真是一顿很棒的生日晚餐 21 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,880 But i still think you spent way too much 但我还是觉得你花得太多了 22 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,960 money Come on that place was a big rip off 钱，拜托，那地方是大坑 23 00:01:30,180 --> 00:01:32,940 The whole steak is stuck right here my tooth 整块牛排都卡在我牙齿上了 24 00:01:35,620 --> 00:01:38,060 Grandma You finished your steak then what's in the swan 奶奶，你把牛排吃完了，那天鹅里有什么？ 25 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:39,260 I don't know 我不知道 26 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:42,620 some lady was dumb enough to leave it on the bathroom sink 有个女士傻到把它放在浴室水槽上 27 00:01:44,190 --> 00:01:47,550 You're just a big mexican hill billy aren't you 你就是个大墨西哥乡巴佬，不是吗 28 00:01:50,030 --> 00:01:52,510 Angie Why don't you come over to the couch My love 安吉，为什么不过来沙发呢，我的爱 29 00:01:52,770 --> 00:01:55,170 it's time to open gifts Your birthday is not 是时候拆礼物了，你的生日还没到 30 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:56,810 over who's first I'll go I'll go 谁先来，我要走，我要走 31 00:01:57,580 --> 00:02:02,100 Ha ha ha happy birthday mom 哈哈哈，生日快乐，妈妈 32 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:05,520 Ah 啊 33 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:09,759 oh you wrote me a poem Oh 哦，你给我写了首诗，哦 34 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,720 a single space 一个空格 35 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:17,050 Thirty pace poem 三十步诗 36 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:20,130 Hey all right good stuff Who's next 嘿，好样的，好东西，下一个是谁 37 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:24,050 I'll go last okay I'll go get my gift 我最后去，好吗？我去拿礼物 38 00:02:24,340 --> 00:02:25,700 mom Why don't you give angie yours 妈妈，你为什么不把你的给安吉？ 39 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,480 whatever it is it's still warm happy birthday 不管是什么，还是温热的，生日快乐 40 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:51,990 Happy birthday baby What is that it's a homemade video 生日快乐，宝贝，怎么了？这是自制视频 41 00:02:52,390 --> 00:02:54,710 George is that our trip to the lake Because the kids can't see that 乔治，那是我们去湖边的旅行，因为孩子们看不到那个 42 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:56,870 Just 就这样 43 00:02:57,670 --> 00:03:01,550 watch ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha happy 看哈哈哈哈哈，快乐 44 00:03:01,590 --> 00:03:06,670 birthday may hh Oh it's daddy Your mother wanted to say happy birthday too 生日梅 HH 哦，是爸爸，妈也想说生日快乐 45 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,400 But she's volunteering are the demythology clinic and watermala 但她在去神话诊所和水面镇做志愿者 46 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,080 There are somebody else here though 不过这里还有别人 47 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:13,950 Hey is 嘿，是 48 00:03:14,590 --> 00:03:17,590 happy birthday Oh my god my sister 生日快乐，天哪，我的妹妹 49 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:20,590 How did you get her to do this We're not even talking 你怎么让她这么做的？我们根本不谈话 50 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:27,240 If we were i tell her those bangs were a bad idea 如果我们在一起，我会告诉她那些刘海是个坏主意 51 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,080 Oh yeah 哦，是的 52 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,800 Hey how do you think your dad looks 嘿，你觉得你爸爸长什么样 53 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:40,990 Well if that moustache were any bigger He could smuffle cubans didn't it 要是那胡子再大一点，他能把古巴人都打得死死，不是吗？ 54 00:03:42,190 --> 00:03:46,550 Oh i know we had that 哦，我知道我们之前有过这个 55 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:48,310 spat at my wedding But 在我的婚礼上吐口水，但是 56 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,560 this no talking is ridiculous 这种不说话太荒谬了 57 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,520 I miss you and 我想你了，还有 58 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:56,640 george called with this fabulous idea for your birthday So 乔治打电话给你，给你生日带来了一个绝妙的主意，所以 59 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,480 turn around and you'll see your present 转过身，你就能看到你的礼物 60 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:00,810 Turn around 转过身 61 00:04:03,140 --> 00:04:05,900 Just turn around and kiss your hairy father 转过身去亲你那多毛的爸爸吧 62 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:09,460 Oh boy 天哪 63 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,560 Gloria Oh 格洛丽亚·吴 64 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:17,720 I can't believe you're here Yeah george flew out 我简直不敢相信你来了，是的，乔治飞过来了 65 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:18,920 coach 教练生涯 66 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,800 Don't anybody move i'm gonna get my camera 谁都别动，我去拿相机 67 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:26,480 Okay 好的 68 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:31,200 This is kind of a combined birthday slash let's make up gifts so 这算是生日兼礼物的结合，我们来做礼物吧 69 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,160 happy birthday ANCH 生日快乐，ANCH 70 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,040 气哼哼哼哼 气哼哼哼哼 71 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:40,540 Oh 哦 72 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:42,380 my god 我的天哪 73 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:47,900 It's beautiful It's chanel I can't wear it again 真漂亮，是香奈儿，我不能再穿了 74 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:50,540 I i weren't had a benefit i was photographed in 我没有参加任何福利活动，我被拍照 75 00:04:53,620 --> 00:04:54,860 Are you show up on film now 你现在出现在电影里了吗 76 00:04:58,020 --> 00:04:58,580 listen 听着 77 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,000 What i said about richard i'm really 我说的关于理查德的事，我真的 78 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:08,050 sorry angie No let me say this I never should have tried to stop you from marrying him 抱歉，安吉，不让我说，我根本不该阻止你嫁给他 79 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:10,970 And i wish he was here so i could apologize to him too 我真希望他在这里，这样我也能向他道歉 80 00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:13,750 Well he would have been here But uh he's kind of busy 他本来会来的，但呃，他有点忙 81 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:16,950 divorcing me what oh 离婚，哦 82 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,720 All my 我所有的 83 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,600 friends know the lowrider 朋友们都知道低底盘车 84 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:55,760 the low 低谷 85 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:56,840 rider 骑手 86 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,360 is a little higher 稍微高一点 87 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,120 I don't get it It was 我不明白，是的 88 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,040 only two years 仅两年 89 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:25,360 Richard was perfect 理查德是完美的 90 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,640 professional wealthy handsome 职业富翁帅气 91 00:06:32,730 --> 00:06:34,330 and stupefied 并被迷惑 92 00:06:36,550 --> 00:06:38,070 how can you and richard be getting 你和理查德怎么会有关系 93 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:40,270 a divorce when these two are still together 两人还在一起时离婚 94 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,920 go go ahead and complain but i'm all you got left poppy 尽管抱怨吧，但我是你唯一剩下的，波比 95 00:06:53,590 --> 00:06:54,870 There must have been some way 一定有办法 96 00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:56,310 you could have worked this out 你本可以解决这个问题 97 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:58,190 How do you work it out when your husband's never 当你丈夫从未出现过时，你怎么解决的 98 00:06:58,270 --> 00:06:59,700 home How do you work it out 首页，你怎么算的？ 99 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:01,740 when you feel like there's a stranger in your bed 当你感觉床上有陌生人时 100 00:07:01,820 --> 00:07:05,180 How do you work it out when you're changing the sheets and you find the strangers panties 换床单时发现陌生人内裤时，你怎么算清楚 101 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,840 But i'm a little confused here were they hits pennies 但我有点困惑，他们到底是从哪里打到的 102 00:07:17,090 --> 00:07:22,080 You keep going for these hots sexy rich guys when you should be gone for a guy like george 你一直追求这些帅气又有钱的男人，而你应该为像乔治这样的男人离开 103 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,720 That's right cosmos says boring and hard working is the new hot and rich show 没错，Cosmos说无聊又勤奋是新的热门节目 104 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:35,640 It is for me 对我来说是 105 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:39,860 Hey my mom hey yeah don't stop it 嘿，我妈，嘿，是的，别停下来 106 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:42,380 But your sister has a broken heart 但你妹妹心碎了 107 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:45,460 Come on gloria every cloud has a silver 加油，格洛丽亚，每朵云都有银色 108 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:49,070 lining Remember what dad said to us when he walked us down the aisle 衬里 记得爸爸陪我们走过红毯时对我们说的话 109 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,910 Hold on to this one and never let him go 紧紧抓住这个，永远别放手 110 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:57,040 You said to me When you make waffles you always throw out the first one 你跟我说做华夫饼的时候，你总是把第一个扔掉 111 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:02,130 I tailor my message to the moment 我会根据当下调整我的讯息 112 00:08:05,330 --> 00:08:08,710 Well dad got it wrong I'd be happy to have you on marriage 嗯，爸爸搞错了，我很乐意娶你结婚 113 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:12,100 I'm sorry i i gotta stop this 对不起，我得停下来 114 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:16,020 this this is angie's day Let's all go outside and make this a party 这是安吉的日子，我们都出去，把这场聚会办得开个大欢呼 115 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:18,860 Dad help me with the plates 爸爸，帮我拿盘子 116 00:08:19,970 --> 00:08:22,170 George Can you bring out the rest of cake 乔治，你能把剩下的蛋糕拿出来吗？ 117 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,090 Sure i'll be right out Okay 当然，我马上出来，好的 118 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,240 George you have a little icing there 乔治，你那儿有点糖霜 119 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:28,520 Where 其中 120 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:30,880 right there 就在那儿 121 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:39,520 What 什么 122 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:41,919 the hell was that all about 那到底是怎么回事 123 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,770 What what she just did you get eing name 她刚才做了什么，你得到了她的名字 124 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,490 Dude That's my sister in law 哥们，那是我嫂子 125 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:53,760 Oh yeah rain 哦，是的，下雨了 126 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:03,620 hey gloria 哈哈哈哈哈 嘿，格洛丽亚 哈哈哈哈哈 127 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,320 Why are uncle richard and aunt gloria getting 为什么理查德叔叔和格洛丽亚阿姨要拿走 128 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,560 a divorce Oh oh well max is complicated 离婚，哦哦，好吧，马克斯很复杂 129 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,560 Maybe sometimes people love each other But it just doesn't work out 也许有时候人们会相爱，但就是行不通 130 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:15,930 That's sad 真让人难过 131 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,250 Hey could also be pretty funny 嘿，也可以挺有趣的 132 00:09:18,570 --> 00:09:21,650 Like that time misses or take a chase mister Or take it down the street with the plunger 就像那个时间错过了，或者追着走，先生，或者用马桶盖把它带到街上去 133 00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:24,390 That was my first mega lady 那是我第一个超级女士 134 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:27,870 Yeah i'm sorry about that max 是的，抱歉你给了最大限制 135 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,760 At least her breast covered most of her body 至少她的胸部覆盖了大部分身体 136 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:36,960 All right it's getting late We'll finish this tomorrow so get up to bed 好了，天色不早了，我们明天再说，快去睡觉吧 137 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:50,520 i'm in here 我就在这里 138 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,800 oh hey hey luxury e 哦，嘿嘿，奢华E 139 00:09:57,580 --> 00:10:00,300 I'm sorry i i just came out for a smoke And i saw the light was on 抱歉，我只是出来抽根烟，看到灯亮着 140 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:03,620 I thought you quit smoking i thought richard quit secretaries 我以为你戒烟了，我以为理查德戒了，秘书们 141 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,340 this this gary 这就是加里 142 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:10,920 Since we're here 既然我们都来了 143 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:12,520 Can i confess something 我能坦白一件事吗 144 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:15,420 You wore the chanel dress more than once 你穿过不止一次那件香奈儿裙 145 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:23,180 Didn't you a man knows Ha ha When angie first brought you home 你难道不是男人知道吗？哈哈，当安吉第一次把你带回家时 146 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:24,900 I thought you were a huge loser 我还以为你是个大失败者呢 147 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:27,100 Okay i'll confess something too 好吧，我也得坦白一件事 148 00:10:27,930 --> 00:10:30,890 I was in the kitchen and i heard you say angie This guy is a huge loser 我在厨房听到你说，Angie，这家伙是个大失败者 149 00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:33,130 Well 嗯 150 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,250 i just want to say i was mostly wrong 我只想说我大部分是错的 151 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:37,450 Thanks 谢谢 152 00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:39,300 I'm a 我是 153 00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:41,740 I'm actually a little jealous of her 其实我有点嫉妒她 154 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:43,140 You want to know something 你想知道点什么 155 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:46,220 I think she's actually a little jealous of you too 我觉得她其实也有点嫉妒你 156 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,480 Are you insane you're right I should turn off the light no 你疯了吗？你说得对，我应该关灯，不 157 00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:02,650 What the lights on no You want me up on the bench no 灯开着吗？不，你想让我上长椅吗？不 158 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:05,210 i want you to remember i'm married to your sister 我想让你记住，我是你妹妹的妻子 159 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:25,180 oh alling not you too 哦，Alling，难道你也来了 160 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:33,460 Mom i need to talk to somebody 妈妈，我需要找人谈谈 161 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,140 But since you're here look 但既然你来了，看 162 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:46,350 Something happened last night oh just flipped the mattress over and no one knows 昨晚发生了点事，哦，我把床垫翻了，没人知道 163 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,150 Angie's sister came on to me 安吉的妹妹对我示好 164 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:55,260 What i'm serious gloria tried to kiss me last night 说真的，格洛丽亚昨晚试图吻我 165 00:11:55,820 --> 00:11:56,420 Oh my god 天哪 166 00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:58,340 I don't believe this 我简直不敢相信 167 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,000 You're saying my gloria tried to kiss you 你是说我的格洛丽亚试图吻你 168 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,680 I don't even understand how you got one permeta woman 我甚至不明白你怎么会遇到一个女人 169 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,680 And you think two were after you 你觉得有两个人在追你 170 00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:10,030 Where's my wife Hey it's in your pants 我老婆在哪儿？嘿，在你裤子里 171 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,240 Just keep your little fantasito yourself 你自己也好好享受你的小幻想吧 172 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,240 Hey i don't want my girls fighting 嘿，我不想让我的女孩们吵架 173 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,920 because your ego is so big 因为你的自尊心太大了 174 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,360 You think everyone's trying to kiss you 你以为大家都在想亲你 175 00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:24,210 at these cases Uh is this good for you 在这种情况下，呃，这适合你吗？ 176 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,720 i think maybe you should buy me dinner now because we are kissing 我觉得你现在应该请我吃饭，因为我们正在接吻 177 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,130 imagine 想象一下 178 00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:36,930 there's an island of people just like them 岛上有一群和他们一模一样的人 179 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:44,040 You believe gloria kissed me right 你相信格洛丽亚吻我是对的 180 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,400 Oh yeah I believe you She flirts with everybody 哦，是的，我相信你，她对每个人都调情 181 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,840 She would tongue a cow for cream and her coffee 她会用舌头舔牛换奶和咖啡 182 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:59,480 So what am i do If i tell angie i ruin a relationship with her sister And if i don't 那我该怎么办？如果我告诉安吉我毁了和她妹妹的关系;如果我不说 183 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,400 tell her and she finds out from gloria 告诉她，她从格洛丽亚那里得知真相 184 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:03,380 Then it looks like i was trying to hide something 那看起来我是在试图隐藏什么 185 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:07,740 I say don't tell her Sometimes you have to lie in order to protect someone 我说别告诉她，有时候为了保护别人你得撒谎 186 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:11,100 Okay Remember that little dog musky you had And one 好，记得你养过的那条小狗，马斯基，还有一个 187 00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:14,300 day it was gone And i told you that he got hit by a car 那天他走了，我告诉过你他被车撞了 188 00:13:15,430 --> 00:13:18,750 Yeah Okay Well that was not true 是的，好吧，那不是真的 189 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:20,030 He ran away 他逃跑了 190 00:13:20,610 --> 00:13:21,810 so he could still be alive 这样他才能还活着 191 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:25,750 Well he came back But um i had to take him to the pound 他回来了，但是，嗯，我得把他送到收容所 192 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,030 Because i didn't want you to think that your 因为我不想让你觉得你的 193 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:33,280 mother was a liar 哈哈哈哈哈 母亲是个骗子哈哈哈 194 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:34,880 Gloria is not down here yet 格洛丽亚还没下来 195 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:39,380 Me And you cannot get that girl out of bed No kidding 我和你都拉不走那个女孩，真的没错 196 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,180 Look angie about your sister I know 听着，安吉，关于你妹妹的事，我知道 197 00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,060 she's got her problems 她有自己的问题 198 00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:49,940 Last night after you went to bed 昨晚你睡觉后 199 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:51,370 We stayed up talking 我们聊了很晚 200 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,570 for the first time And i don't know how long 第一次 我不知道要多久 201 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,640 I felt like i had a sister again 我感觉自己又有了个妹妹 202 00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,420 And i have you to thank for that 这都要感谢你 203 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:05,860 So you're happy 所以你很开心 204 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,160 I'm really happy 我真的很开心 205 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,400 Well that's the most important thing 这才是最重要的 206 00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:13,340 I'll go get maxine We'll finish your skateboard 我去叫Maxine，我们把你的滑板做完 207 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:15,220 George can you do something for me 乔治，你能帮我个忙吗 208 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:16,260 Sure 当然 209 00:14:17,060 --> 00:14:18,140 While glory is out here 当荣耀还在这里时 210 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:21,420 I really want you to to get to know each other better 我真的希望你们能更好地了解彼此 211 00:14:23,010 --> 00:14:26,010 i think that's happening angie i really do 我觉得这正在发生，安吉，我真的这么认为 212 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,640 Dude ready to finish that skateboard 哥们，准备把滑板完成了 213 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,000 I don't care about the skateboard anymore 我已经不在乎滑板了 214 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,920 The skateboard's gonna go forty miles an hour 滑板要以每小时四十英里的速度滑行 215 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:43,460 The guys from jackass wouldn't even write it Jackass的那些人甚至都不愿意写 216 00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:46,660 why were you kissing and gloria 你为什么和格洛丽亚接吻 217 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:49,410 what i saw you 我看到的你 218 00:14:56,030 --> 00:14:58,030 I wasn't kissing angloria She kissed me 我没亲安格洛丽亚，是她亲了我 219 00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:02,350 I love your mother and this family is everything to me And i wouldn't do 我爱妈，这个家对我来说就是一切，我不会那样做 220 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:03,830 anything to hurt you guys Okay 只要能伤害你们，什么都行，好吗？ 221 00:15:05,330 --> 00:15:08,690 Okay good now come on Let's go down and work on your skateboard 好了，好，来吧，我们下去练你的滑板 222 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:12,020 Are you and mom gonna get a divorce 你和妈妈会离婚吗？ 223 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,180 No 不 224 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:15,240 You 你 225 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,520 know what Wait right here 知道吗？就在这里等着 226 00:15:24,820 --> 00:15:25,060 Oh 哦 227 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:27,300 don't you ever wear clothes 你别穿衣服 228 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:29,940 Did you knock on my door to find out 你敲我门是为了了解情况吗 229 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,200 And max saw you kissed me last night 马克斯昨晚看到你吻了我 230 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,480 He wants to know van je i get a divorce 他想知道我离婚了 231 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,530 Oh my god george i'm sorry i'm Not let you mess up my family 天哪，乔治，对不起，我不会让你毁了我的家人 232 00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:40,850 So put on all the clothes you have Until it resembles a 所以穿上你所有的衣服，直到它看起来像 233 00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:43,530 tasteful pants suit and go down and talk to max now 穿着得体的裤子，现在就下去和马克斯谈谈 234 00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:52,300 Hey can i come in 嘿，我能进来吗？ 235 00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:54,500 You don't have to talk to me 你不用跟我说话 236 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:56,060 my dad already did 我爸已经说过了 237 00:15:58,840 --> 00:15:59,040 Okay 好的 238 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:00,760 You're mad at me 你生我的气 239 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:06,290 Why did you kiss them I don't know what did i marry charlie sheen for a week 你为什么吻他们？我不知道，我和查理·辛结婚一周了 240 00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:07,610 You have to ask my therapist 你得问我的治疗师 241 00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:13,050 a a 242 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:16,860 Hey max 嘿，马克斯 243 00:16:17,830 --> 00:16:20,550 I wasn't trying to take your dad away or hurt your mom 我不是想带走你爸爸，也不是想伤害妈 244 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,030 I just broke up with my husband And 我刚和丈夫分手了，然后 245 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,500 i don't know maybe i'm sad 我不知道，也许我很难过 246 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:30,140 And see how happy your dad makes your mom I guess i wanted some of that 看看你爸爸让妈多开心，我想我也想尝尝这些 247 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:31,700 happiness 幸福 248 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:38,320 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈嘿 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈嘿 249 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,060 someone could see 有人能看到 250 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,940 I'm sorry max i couldn't help myself 对不起，Max，我忍不住了 251 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,860 You are so cute 你真可爱 252 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,970 My dad says it's the hair 我爸说是头发的问题 253 00:16:56,060 --> 00:16:56,500 How to go 如何前往 254 00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:57,860 good 很好 255 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,740 But i think i should leave 但我觉得我应该离开 256 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,660 yeah i think you should 是的，我觉得你应该这么做 257 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:10,720 oh god 天哪 258 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,359 she walked right by you 她从你身边走过 259 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:25,560 max i get it nothing happened 马克斯，我明白，什么都没发生 260 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:32,870 I just want you to know 我只是想让你知道 261 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:35,710 You never have to worry about your mom to me getting a divorce 你永远不用担心妈离婚，我也不必担心 262 00:17:36,310 --> 00:17:37,750 Okay i group without a dad and 好吧，我是一个没有爸爸的小组 263 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,710 would never let that happen to you 绝不会让那种事发生在你身上 264 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:42,490 Are we gonna tell mom 我们要告诉妈妈吗 265 00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:44,330 Yeah i think we should 是的，我觉得我们应该这样做 266 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:45,990 Okay Let's go 好，走吧 267 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,030 Wow ho ho 哇哈哈 268 00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:49,670 I didn't finish 我没读完 269 00:17:50,830 --> 00:17:53,110 And i think it'd be better to wait till ungloria leaves 我觉得最好等到Ungloria离开 270 00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:55,730 You know 你知道的 271 00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:57,450 she tried to kiss me too 她还试图亲我 272 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:01,490 Should i tell mom that 我应该告诉妈妈吗 273 00:18:02,670 --> 00:18:02,870 No 不 274 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:05,230 But what's you tell grandpa vick 但你跟维克爷爷说什么 275 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:10,470 I think you might get a kick out of it 我觉得你可能会觉得有趣 276 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,320 I wish you didn't have to go We were having 我真希望你不用走，我们正在 277 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,480 such a good time i know But the police want me to file a report 我知道，真是个好时机，但警察要我报案 278 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,800 on the break in it's a big hassle But 破门时很麻烦，但 279 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,320 i need to be there yep gotta go a big emergency 我得去，是的，我得去，有个大紧急情况 280 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:27,120 Carbon max Come say goodbye 碳极限，来说再见吧 281 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:34,520 That was a kiss goodbye here's a hug I 那是个告别的吻，给你一个拥抱，我 282 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:35,640 come on d 快点，D 283 00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:49,140 And gloria kids dad 还有格洛丽亚，孩子们，爸爸 284 00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:55,230 That's how people say goodbye Max no in the garage last night 昨晚车库里人们就是这样和马克斯说再见的 285 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:59,270 what in a nightgown the right i'm not the black one 睡衣里有什么，对吧？我不是黑的那个 286 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,790 Dad said we should wait till she left to tell you 爸爸说我们应该等她走了再告诉你 287 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,630 Left the city man not the porch 离开了城市，男人，而不是门廊 288 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:08,990 Is this true 这是真的吗 289 00:19:12,460 --> 00:19:17,740 Gloria 格洛丽亚 290 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,660 What's gonna happen 接下来会发生什么 291 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,060 Well the neighbors are gonna call the police And then 邻居们会报警的，然后 292 00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:26,220 people are gonna walk by the house and say yep 人们路过我家时会说是的 293 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:27,940 That's where those people live 那些人就住在那里 294 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,660 Then the property values are gonna go 那么房产价值就会下降 295 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:34,020 down And eventually the cops are gonna recipe In the front yard with no shirt on 最后警察会在前院赤膊做菜 296 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,920 So i didn't hear a lot of yelling what happened out there 所以我没听到太多关于外面发生了什么的喊叫声 297 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:42,600 We talked 我们聊了 298 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,320 She confessed 她坦白了 299 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,800 She apologized and then i gave her her hair back 她道歉了，然后我把头发还给了她 300 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:56,440 哈哈哈哈哈You know it's gonna tell you as soon as she left george 哈哈哈哈哈哈，你知道她一离开乔治就会告诉你 301 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,040 If there's one thing i know 如果有一件事我知道的话 302 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,560 It's that i can trust you 而是我可以信任你 303 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,670 and jam So sorry your birthday turned out like this 还有果酱 很抱歉你的生日变成这样 304 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,070 Oh it's not your fault It's glorious 哦，这不是你的错，太美好了 305 00:20:08,510 --> 00:20:10,430 She's so competitive It's disgusting 她太有竞争心了，真恶心 306 00:20:11,990 --> 00:20:12,270 So 所以 307 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,520 who's a better kiser 谁吻得更好 308 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,480 Mr Needles 尼德尔斯先生 309 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:22,300 Once you get past that breath It's a wild ride 一旦你克服了那口气，那就是一场疯狂的旅程 310 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:25,740 Yeah get away 是的，远离 311 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,400 You know and i could go for some music 你知道的，我倒是想听点音乐 312 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:36,480 I'm feeling nostalgic How about a classic mine 我有点怀旧，要不要来个经典矿？ 313 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,660 Iron man by black sabbath 黑色安息日的钢铁侠