Lemon, I cannot marry you, not when a part of me is in love with someone else. Lemon 我不能和你结婚 至少不能在 我心里还爱着别人的情况下
You don't know who you are without Lemon. You're asking me to date other people. - 你不知道离开了Lemon后你是谁 - 你让我跟别人约会
I was just wondering if you could do casual my way... monogamous. 我只是想问你能不能"随"我的意...也就是说单配?
Yeah, I think I can do that. Lavon and I have put all that election nonsense behind us. - 行 我想可以 - 我和Levon把竞选那一堆乱七八糟的东西东置之脑后了
I'm hoping you and I can, too. I'm gonna go while you're still wearing things. - 希望我们俩也能和解 - 你们俩这么甜蜜 我还是走吧
She still hates me. Ruby doesn't get to swoop in and take him. - 她还讨厌我 - 并非Ruby趁虚而入抢走了Levon
I saw him first. No, you didn't. - 我亲眼见是他迈出了第一步 - 没有 你没见
We were in love once, and Lord help me, I still think I am. 我们曾彼此相爱 上帝帮帮我吧 我想我还是爱着他的
You think you could be happy here? I know how important your career is. 你觉得自己在这儿会快乐吗? 我知道事业对你来说有多重要
I'm here now... that's all that matters. Let's just take it day by day. 我现在在这儿...这才是最重要的 就让我们一天天地过日子吧
I- I just don't see what the problem is. 我-我只是不知道问题在哪儿
I am tired of faking it. I'm not good at it. 我讨厌伪装 我并不擅长伪装
Yeah, I know, every time you try, you get that goofy little smile on your face, like... 是的 我知道 每次你伪装时 你脸上就会有那种微微的傻笑 就像...
Guh... Oh! Shut up, I'm serious. - 咯... - 噢! 闭嘴 我是认真地
Why do I have to pretend to like Ruby Jeffries? 为什么我必须假装喜欢Ruby Jeffries?
Because you're Lavon's friend, okay, and that's what friends do. 因为你是Lavon的朋友 好了吧 这是朋友应该做的
No, what about honesty, integrity? 不行 那就不需要诚实 正直了吗?
What kind of world is it where we have to pretend? 我们要是都必须伪装 那这世界会成什么样子?
Hey, Wade, you in there? 嘿 Wade 你在里边吗?
Holy crap, it's George. You got to get rid of him. 真狗屎 是George 你一定要摆脱他
Uh, door's open, Tucker. 呃 门开着 Tucker
What are you doing? 你这是干嘛呢!
Hey, man. Hey, bud. - 嘿 老兄 - 嘿 伙计
Just bringing back your fishing gear. 我就是来还你的钓鱼用具
And I'm going for a jog in a little bit. 一会儿我要慢跑
Do you want to tag along? 你想来吗?
I'm feeling pretty beat right now, so I'll pass. 我这会儿特别累 所以我就不跑了
Getting soft in your old age, huh? Big night or something? 越老越脆弱了 是吧? 昨晚是熬夜了还是怎么着?
Aren't they all? Uh... 都有吧 呃...
I'll take a rain check on that run, all right? 我改天再跑 行吧?
Yeah, yeah, man, all right. All right, buddy. - 是 是 好吧 老兄 - 好 伙计
See you. 再见
Geez, have a whole conversation, why don't you? 天哪 为什么不来个完整的谈话呢?
You, uh, you find anything interesting back there... 你 呃 你在床后边找到什么有趣的东西了么
m- my socks, your dignity? 我 我的袜子? 你还有尊严没?
Tell me again why we can't just tell Tucker what's going on between us. 再跟我说说为什么不直接告诉Tucker我们俩的事
Because he's our friend. 因为他是我们的朋友
So, Lavon's our friend, we got to be honest with him, 那么 Lavon是我们的朋友 我们跟他坦诚相见
and Tucker's our friend and we hide behind beds. Tucker也是我们的朋友
You know, this is real complicated. I think I'd better write this down.
It's not the same thing and you know it.
We can't be honest with George now. it's too late.
We tell him the truth, he won't understand and he will hate us forever... both of us.
So, what, we just keep this a big secret until we all die?
That would be the mature thing to do.
You don't think he saw us, do you? Now you ask.
Mmm... Are you really gonna cut them onions that thin?
What? What?
Are you questioning my culinary prowess? No.
Morning, Z, you want a omelet?
Uh, no, you know, I am going egg-free.
Oh. Since when? Starting today, now.
Wow, you don't know what you're missing.
Looks like I'm missing "No Pants Saturday. "
I better go put some clothes on. Hey, do you want to come to dinner tonight?
Lavon's cooking. Maybe, but I wouldn't count on me.
Okay.
You need to get on board with this. Ruby is my girlfriend.
What? I'm being nice. No, you're not even trying.
I can tell because of the way you scrunch your nose every time I say "girlfriend. "
Ah, yeah, see?
Maybe my nose is just worried
that Ruby Jeffries is never gonna stay in BlueBell and you're gonna get hurt.
I said it.
And why would your nose...? Why would you...?
Because I get Ruby Jeffries. I am Ruby Jeffries.
You know, if it wasn't for some weird alignment of the universe,
I wouldn't have stuck around BlueBell.
Plus, you told me that her own grandfather said that she wouldn't.
I told you that in confidence, not so you could use it against me.
You told me that because I'm your friend.
Yeah, that's right, so be my friend.
Ruby's trying. She's been nothing but nice to you, Zoe.
Whatever... what do you want me to do?
You know, I'm already faking it. Fake it better.
You can start tonight at dinner.
Wade Kinsella, you are the answer to my prayers.
Can't believe I finally found you.
Uh, well, it shouldn't be that hard, Reverend, I'm always here.
What can I do for you and the, uh, big guy?
Look, uh... our Eagle Ranger troop is going on a camping trip tonight,
and my co-leader came down with food poisoning.
I'm just desperate to have someone fill in, and, well, you were my first choice.
Really, I was your first choice to lead a bunch of kids into the wilderness?
What, you want me to teach 'em how much gin goes into an Alabama Slammer?
Come on now, as I recall, you were an Eagle Ranger yourself.
For all of one day, and even at age ten,
I wasn't a big fan of organized groups...
n- no offense to your own. Uh, sorry, Rev, not for me.
Coffee's at the end of the bar. help yourself.
Well, well, twice in one day, look at that.
Tucker, what you doing here? I thought you went for a run.
Nah, I thought better of it. Sounded like work.
Listen, would you want to hit Tricky Rick's tonight?
Maybe get a couple of drinks? You asking me out on a date?
I just got something I need to talk to you about.
You know, maybe somewhere not so public. You kinda got that lawyer look.
I'm not on trial, right?
Nah, I just need, like, an hour of your time.
Well I'd love to, but the thing is
I'm-I'm leading the Eagle Ranger camping trip.
Yeah, they're counting on me.
So, sorry about that. All right.
Some... some other time, then.
And that's why Canadians don't eat cheese.
Reverend, count me in. Really?! Why?
Well, I just feel like it's time for me to give back, you know?
Hell, maybe I can take one of these trips every weekend.
When do we leave?
I tell you, I'm developing a serious case of affection for this little town.
The historic sites, this bakery, the local medical professionals.
Well, it's my duty to inform you, there may not be a cure for that.
Hello, Magnolia. Oh, Emily.
Not bored of our little town yet? It's a little slice of paradise.
Hey, there. Did you just text me?
I was just looking for you. Come on.
Do not ever text me! Do you know how embarrassing that is?
Lucas was holding my phone when I got a smiley-face text from my father.
I am sorry, but there's something I need to ask you.
You know how you're always complaining about my cooking
and about how I have no taste, so I can't buy you any clothes?
Well, tell me...
how would you feel if I was to invite Emily to move to BlueBell?
Maybe live with us?
You know that feeling you get when you wake up in the middle of the night
and you're sure you're going to vomit?
I'd feel like that... only forever.
See, Martha Stewart did not become Martha Stewart by selling gourmet foods to just her friends.
She expanded her "brand awareness" And that is what we need to do.
Lemon, did you go to business school when I wasn't looking?
If you subscribe to the right magazines, you don't have to go to business school.
Besides, thinking about our catering company
keeps me from thinking about Lavon, so...
Come on, one drink. We'll see what happens.
I think we both know what's going to happen, which is why I'm saying no.
And yet, you're still standing here, so part of you must be intrigued by my proposal.
All right. One drink.
That's all.
Positively scandalous!
In the daylight hours, too.
Oh, poor Lavon.
Oh, no... I know that look.
Lemon, this is not our business.
You do not do anything crazy.
Do I ever?
No, no, no. Hey, you said you would listen to me, and you didn't even let me finish. Because when you finish,
I'm know I'm going to say no, so I figured I would get it over with.
This sounds like a scheme. It is not a scheme, all right?
It is the right thing to do.
We cannot go to Lavon until we have all the information.
See? You keep saying "we" but I'm not...
I need you. As a doctor, you are in a unique position.
People open up to you.
I'll point the guy out, and you're gonna go talk to him.
Tell him that there's an outbreak of Ebola or Legionnaire's Disease or whatever,
and all out-of-towners have to be checked.
And then, when you're examine him, you get him to confirm whether or not he's Ruby Jeffries' secret lover.
In your head, what would qualify as a scheme?
Make a big pile over here.
Set it down. Get it neat. Everybody, jump out, line up.
Let's go!
Line up here.
Welcome to the Wilderness, Eagle Rangers. Now, take a deep breath.
That's the fresh air of nature's playground.
And it's all ours for the next 24 hours!
Anything you want to add?
try not to get killed by snakes. Okay. Words of wisdom.
Now... let's buddy up.
You two... Sorry I'm late.
What the hell? Who invited Tucker?
He volunteered. I figure we could use the help.
You know George was a Eagle Ranger for 12 years!
Hey, you want me to give the "Welcome to the Wilderness" speech?
It's been covered. Oh, okay.
Well, man, this is gonna be great.
I love camping, and it looks like we'll finally get our chance to chat.
Okay, George, why don't you take the lead, take the boys out to the campsite.
Of course, of course. Eagle Rangers, to the skies.
What am I supposed to do?
I need you to take care of Connor Snelling.
Connor's parents bring him out here every year, but he never wants to be here.
I need you to make him want to be here.
Oh, yeah. I'm the guy for that job.
Hey, Connor? Hey, bud?
Hey, stinky face.
Hey, Connor... come on, you don't want to miss out on all the fun, right?
What if I did? What?!
What if I did want to miss out on all the fun? Can I stay here?
J- Just get up.
Come on.
Well, they say there's a ghost at Fort Morgan.
The original caretaker was beheaded by a cannonball.
You know, Magnolia's been studying local history. Sweetie, do you know anything about this ghost?
Honey, put down the phone.
We're playing a game, and it's your turn.
Fine.
Oh, look! I get to buy a house.
But, uh-oh, it's so small, there's only room for two.
You know, looks like there's plenty of room to me.
Excuse me.
Dr. Breeland. Daddy, put down the phone. I thought we were playing a game.
Yes. Uh, I understand. I'll be right there.
Jerry Turner's oxygen tank needs a refill. Oh.
I'll, uh... I'll be back as soon as I can.
Don't worry. We'll be fine.
So, should we keep playing?
I have to go to the bathroom.
Might be a while. Don't wait up.
Dude, what are you doing?! You... you-you you bent it.
What are you trying to do, hammer it into a rock?
It was like that when I got it.
No, it wasn't, 'cause I gave it to you.
You know what happens if we don't get this tent up before dark?
I get to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Look, I'll take care of the tent, all right?
You just, uh...
just keep a lookout, all right?
What am I looking out for? George Tucker.
You got to warn me if he starts heading this way.
And if he does, uh... can you fake a seizure?
No, but I can do impressions. Want to hear my Jay Leno?
God, no. Bob Costas?
Not interested?
Fine. Why are you avoiding George Tucker?
Well...
It's, uh... it's complicated. All right?
George Tucker... he suspects
that I have something he believes he should have.
And, uh, well, if he found out that I do, in fact, have it, well, he'd be upset.
What do you have? Well, uh...
it's a, uh... it's a cookie.
See-see, George thinks I took his cookie,
but brother, that cookie wasn't his to begin with.
All right? That was a... that was a...
free-range cookie, and I have zero interest, no interest
at all into entering into any kind of cookie negotiations with him, all right? Zero.
If you need cookies, I got a whole stash of frosted animal - cookies in the... - Hey, Wade?
Hey, uh, you got a second now?
Real top-notch looking-out, buddy.
Uh, George, I'm kind of in the middle of this whole tent thing,
so may-maybe we could do this another... time.
Wade, it's just one second, all right?
All right.
Okay, I've been trying to think of a good way to say this,
and I guess sometimes it's just best to come right out with it.
Ah, not always.
Would you mind if I were to ask Tansy out?
Tansy?
Yeah. As in my ex-wife... Tansy?
Yeah, well, we were hanging out a couple weeks ago, election day...
Actually, and, well, we...
we had a real connection.
And I keep on thinking that I should maybe take her out and see if there's anything to it.
Uh-huh. But I think that she might be a little self-conscious about the whole situation,
unless, of course, you were okay with it, so...
what do you say?
Well, well, I'll, uh...
I'll marinate on it, get back to you.
Bro, what did I tell you about hammering?
Dr. Hart? Oh, thank God you are in.
I met this nice visitor to our town, and I am terribly concerned
that he might have a contagious case of pinkeye.
I'm so sorry to barge in on you like this,
Doctor, but Ms. Breeland stopped me on the street and said my eye looked infected.
Did she now? Didn't even notice, but she insisted, and it is starting to ache a little.
Lemon, a minute? I don't think we have a minute, Dr. Hart.
I mean, shouldn't you examine Mister...? Uh, Bunnell.
I mean, we don't want him to remember BlueBell as the town where he went blind
due to the negligence of its doctor. You know what?
Go on. I'll wait right here.
Dr. Hart is our second-best doctor in town, and you can just
tell her anything.
Please.
Right.
There's no inflammation. Oh, that's a relief.
You know how it is... as soon as someone says your eye look red, they just start to itch.
Right. I have to apologize on behalf of our aggressively compassionate townspeople.
Oh, it's no problem.
It's a welcome change from the impersonal, cold-blooded people of Dallas.
Dallas.
That's a long way away.
You passing through? Visiting friends? A special someone?
Actually, I'm here on business. Really? What kind of business?
Corporate headhunter. A big fashion company... you'd recognize the name...
hired me to find them their new CEO.
Oh, okay, and, uh, you thought you'd find him right here in BlueBell?
Well, without giving away any state secrets,
your town is hiding one of the most sought-after CEO candidates in the country.
But not for long. I believe we got her.
You don't say.
I'll be right back.
So...?
So, she's not sleeping with him, but she is going to break Lavon's heart.
Why did you drag me into this?
Dude!
Dude, you can't be here, man.
Everybody's on the hike.
I figured I'd stay around in case they got massacred in the woods.
Someone should call the cops. Besides, you're here.
Well, yeah, but I'm an adult, okay? I'm allowed to be.
Plus, you know, I need some time to myself to think, so...
George Tucker mad about that cookie? No.
He-he doesn't even know about it, all right?
He wanted to talk to me about something else. Can I...?
What? Well...
It's about a, uh... It's about a brownie
that used to be in my kitchen, and, uh... and he found it out in the woods,
and he wanted to know if it would be all right if he took it. You-you following me?
So, you're fighting about a giant cookie,
and there's a brownie in the woods.
I should have gone on that hike. I like brownies.
Point is, if I let him have the brownie,
then George won't have any room for the cookie, right?
Why not? You give George the brownie, and you keep the cookie. Problem solved.
No?! What do you mean, "no"?
I mean no. That's my answer.
You cannot date Tansy. No, no and no.
I don't get it. Ruby said she was getting a manicure this afternoon.
The good news is, it looks like she's not sleeping with another guy.
How is that good news?
I never thought she was. Well, I did.
You know, before I spoke with Tim.
I mean, he's the guy who... I heard.
How does any of this qualify as you being supportive?
Lavon, don't you think you're getting mad at the wrong person here?
Look, I am just as upset as you are.
Okay, maybe not just as, but in the same ballpark. You know. I should have seen this coming.
She was never going to stick around BlueBell. You were right.
Sometimes I hate being right.
Something smells delicious!
Zoe, so glad you came.
Yay. Me, too. So glad.
Magnolia?
I promised your dad I'd check on you before I left.
You checked, I'm fine, you can go now.
Is there anything I can do to help?
Yes.
Absolutely.
You're the very first person I want to confide in, since we know each other so well.
It's about a boy, right?
A boy named... Lucas?
How'd you know? Would you believe I'm psychic?
Would you believe...
you left your cell phone in the bathroom, and a text came in while I was in there?
I just saw the one, but... he sounds like a real jerk.
If you say there's more fish in the sea, I swear, I'm going out the window.
Is that him?
Hmm, not much to look at, is he?
You know, I was just trying to be a good guy.
But this isn't the Middle Ages, and I don't need your blessing to date your ex-wife.
For all you know, she might not even care,
so I might just take my chances and ask her out anyway.
Yeah, that'd be a mistake.
See, I may not be married to Tansy anymore, George, but I still care about her.
And brother, I know you. What's that supposed to mean?
It means I know y'all aren't right for each other.
Okay, you and Tansy... you're not even from the same planet, Tucker.
Gentlemen, we have a Code Red. What's that?
I did a head count, and one of the Eagle Rangers is missing. Which one?
Yours, Kinsella... Connor.
Now, you two get out there and find him right now!