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His eyes -- how they twinkled! His dimples how merry! ahhhh
他的眼睛 闪闪发光 他的酒窝充满欢乐
‘Twas the night before Christmas
就在圣诞节前夜
We yash! Why it always does that? Ok.
我们 噢 为什么总会这样
I don’t think I’ve ever read this book in my life.
我想这辈子从小到大都没读过这本书
'Twas the night before Christmas,
在圣诞节前夜
when all through the house
整间屋里没有一点动静
Not a creature was stirring,
一切生灵
ah not even a mouse.
包括老鼠 也不见踪影
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
长袜已被小心地挂到烟囱旁边
In hopes that Saint Nicholas soon would be there.
等待着圣诞老人的光临
I feel so...God...hoho
我感觉太 上帝啊
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
孩子们已经舒适地安顿在床上
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
睡梦中满脑子晃动着好吃的糖李子
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
妈妈要解下围巾 我还没脱下帽子
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.
我们刚准备放下心事 要睡个冬天的好觉
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
这时 外面的草地上传来得得的蹄响
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
我一骨碌从床上蹦下来想看个究竟
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
一下子我就跳到窗前
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
拨开百叶窗 推开整扇窗子
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
只见月光洒在新落下的雪花的怀里
I need a drink (giggles)
我需要喝一杯
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
月下的万物如披上正午眩目的日光
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
这时出现了使我惊讶不已的景象
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer.
那是一驾微小的雪橇和八匹小小的驯鹿
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
驾橇的是一位老者 活泼而灵动
Can you buy me one of those?
你能给我买一个这种吗
More rapid, very very rapid.... than eagles his coursers they came,
他的鹿队疾驰而来 真的好疾驰 比鹰还快
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
他吹着口哨 吆喝着 不时呼唤着鹿儿的名字
"Now Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen!
哦 飞毛腿 舞蹈家 犟种和小母狐
On, Comet! On, Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!
前进 彗星 前进 小爱神 前进 雷雷和电闪
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
冲上门廊上方 冲向房屋的顶部
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
噢 向前 向前 一起向前冲
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
鹿队在屋顶上飞越
With the sleigh full of toys, fun toys, and Saint Nicholas, too.
雪橇拉满了玩具 让人销魂的玩具 还载着圣诞老人
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
转眼之间屋顶上传来声响
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
来自小鹿蹄儿腾跃与踢踏
Oh my god I feel so awkward.
我的上帝啊 我感觉好尴尬
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
当我从窗口缩回脑袋转过身
Down the chimney Saint Nicholas came with a bound.
刚好瞧见圣诞老人从烟囱上一跃而下
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
他从头到脚都穿着皮裘
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
他的衣服沾满灶灰与烟炱
A bundle of toys was flung on his back,
他在背上挎上一包玩具
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.
活像个小贩的模样 不停地开包送货
His eyes -- how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
他的眼睛闪闪发光 他的酒窝充满欢乐
His cheeks were like roses, like mine right now,
他的两颊红玫瑰色 就像我的一样
his nose like a cherry!
他的鼻尖像一粒樱桃
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
他那滑稽的小嘴如弯弓
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
他下颌的胡子雪一样白
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
瞧他宽宽的脸庞和微凸的腹部
Oh, oh my god. Okay
噢 我的上帝啊
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!
大笑起来 他那肚子摇晃得像一碗果冻
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
体态丰满而略胖 一个快活的老精灵
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
我看到他时情不自禁地笑出声来
How many more pages are in here? Oh my god.
这还有多少页啊 我的天哪
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
他转身向我眨眨眼摆摆头
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
表示让他发现我在暗中窥视也不必惊慌
He spoke not a word, but omg went straight to his work,
他没说一句话 只顾忙着手中活
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
装满每一只长袜 他就急忙转身走
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
他把手指放在鼻上做示意
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
点点头 又跳回烟囱之上
He sprang to his sleigh, to give his team gave a whistle,
他跃上雪橇 向着驯鹿队打起唿哨
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
似蓟花冠毛一样 他们飘然飞驰而去
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
在他离开之际 我听到他大声的问候
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
圣诞快乐 各位晚安
I can’t feel my vagina.
我感觉不到自己的阴道了
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再见咯 又到摩托艇时间咯
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大家好 谢谢收看 特别鸣谢Kaloopy媒体
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