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(classical musical

score playing)



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(children playing)



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You have

a safe flight, okay?



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Hey, take care

of that daughter of yours.



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(woman speaking

over PA)



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(Latin music playing)



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(honks horn)



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- (car honks)

- (speaks Spanish)



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Papi!



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(bell ringing)



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(speaks Spanish)



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- (car honks)

- (speaks Spanish)



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Papi!



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(speaks Spanish)



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- (people chatting)

- Woman over P.A.: Ladies and gentlemen,



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welcome to Chicago's

O'Hare lnternational Airport.



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Please check

the overhead monitors



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for flight arrival

and departure times.



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Please keep

all personal items,



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including luggage,

with you at all times.



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Unattended luggage

will be confiscated



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by law enforcement

officials.



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May I have your attention please?



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This is a gate change

announcement.



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- Jesse!

- Jesse! Jesse!



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Oh, ho ho!

Welcome back!



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- Come on, man!

- Yeah, baby!



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What's up?



29

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You find any weapons of

mass destruction over there?



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- You on Social Security yet, asshole?

- Yeah. (laughs)



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- Oh, man.

- How you doing, man?



32

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- So good to see you, brother.

- So good to see you.



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- Man, it's been too long.

- I know. I know, man.



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- I missed you.

- You girls want to stop the fappy shit?



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- It's happy hour, man.

- What?



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- It's 11 :00.

- Not in Amsterdam!



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It's party time!



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(Spanish hip-hop

music playing)



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Jesse: Grandpa, you want

to watch the road?



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- Man: Oh, look at that.

- Man #2: Let me see, man.



41

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- Oh, that's not bad.

- Man: Not bad, bro.



42

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- That gonna heal up real nice.

- Looks good, man.



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- Man: That's cool.

- Announcer: Johnny's all deals.



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- Oh! Oh oh! Oh!

- This is it.



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This is the ad for the store!

Check it out.



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- Check it out.

- Shh shh shh!



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- Listen to this.

- Plasma screen TVs, at absolutely...



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...rock bottom prices.



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Woman:

Excuse me, Mr. Sexy Voice Man,



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but why are you

standing in the middle of the store...



51

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-...in just your underwear?

- Man: Who, me?



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- Woman: Mm-hmm.

- Man: I'm just trying



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- to give you 60".

- Oh!



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That's so cheap!

Yo yo yo, B,



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you should see the honeys

I've got lined up for the next ad.



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- Caliente.

- Oh, come on, Father Time.



57

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You think that dye job

in your hair fools anybody?



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Just 'cause your illegal

Mexican ass can't afford--



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Old ass man.



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I'm gonna tell you the difference

between me and you.



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- What's that? You tell me.

- I'm legal.



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You a wannabe legal.



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Ouch.

Yo, whoa whoa whoa.



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Johnny, turn on Sacramento.

It's coming up pretty soon.



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Johnny:

Wait. You want your ma to kill us?



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It'll be fine.

Just turn on Sacramento



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- when we get up there.

- Papo, what's the rush?



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Your aunt's still pissed that we were late

to Mauricio's wedding.



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Are you kidding me?

You're still harping on that?



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The priest passed out

from heat stroke!



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Dude, everybody knows

I need 15 minutes to blow-dry my hair.



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- Otherwise it don't work.

- Road's coming up.



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- Don't miss it.

- Let's hit the cuchi frito spot.



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- Some bacaladitos maybe.

- Yeah, I'm hungry, bro.



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- Johnny.

- Yo.



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- Stop the car.

- Here?



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- Yeah.

- What's up?



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Are you crazy?

It's freaking cold out there.



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I'm not gonna

stop the car.



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- Stop the car!

- I'm not getting out!



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- It's cold!

- Johnny! Ozzy!



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Come here, bro.

What are you doing?



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Oh, shit.



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(both panting)



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(laughs)



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Welcome back, coz.



87

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Welcome back.



88

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Ozzy:

Welcome back to Humble Park, man.



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You feel sick?

You don't look sick.



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Are you sure this medicine is not

gonna make me drowsy?



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- Hi, Edy.

- I don't want to fall asleep



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at my girl's

office party.



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You're gonna be the most

beautiful woman there.



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Thank you, Papi.

I'll see you later.



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Okay.



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(speaks Spanish)



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- What?

- You know what, Don Juan.



98

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If I didn't admire her,

she'd be insulted.



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Please! Like you look

at Sister Maria here like that.



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I wasn't always a nun.



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Oh no.



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Brother's even

stealing Santa suits.



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Why don't you sit

on Santa's lap



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and give me

your wish list?



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$1, one menthol.



106

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Why don't

you add 99 to that,



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pay me back for

the Trinidad-Jones fight?



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That fight was

over a year ago.



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I swear, I'm never betting

with you again, Spencer.



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30 years, you've never

ponied up once.



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And why you bet

on Trinidad, anyway?



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I usually never bet when

two brothers are fighting.



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Trinidad is Puerto Rican.



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How many times do

I have to explain to you



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Puerto Ricans

ain't black?



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Come on,

you know damn well



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if Trinidad wasn't black,

I'd never bet on him.



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I always bet

on the black man.



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Lakers versus Celtics,

I always went Lakers.



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Tiger versus the white boy

of the month...



121

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I always go Tiger.



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The only time I ever lost

was Apollo versus Rocky,



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but I think

that shit was fixed.



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Whatever.

Can I have my money?



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If I prove to you that

Puerto Ricans are black,



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then I don't owe you

one thin dime.



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- Edy: Get out.

- Dad! Papi!



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- Hey, Spence. Look at you.

- Hey, Mauricio.



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- I like the black Santa scam.

- Hey, you know me.



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Too bad Santa

only comes once a year.



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- Know what I mean?

- Got that right.



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Dad.

How's it going?



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I couldn't just drive by

without paying tribute, you know?



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- (laughs)

- Look at you.



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How come

he gets to flirt?



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'Cause he's mine.



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- Hi, Tina.

- Hi.



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- Nice blouse.

- Thank you.



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Anna gave it to me

for my birthday last year.



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Whoa.

Don't flash like that.



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I'm a married man.

Cover them up.



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(both laugh)



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Just kidding.



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- That blouse Tina was wearing?

- Yeah?



145

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I gave it to your mom

two Christmases ago.



146

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Maybe it was a little too Lieutenant Uhura,

"Star Trek" for her.



147

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Come on, Sarah.

Where's your Christmas spirit?



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Where's hers?

She regifts everything.



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Last year she gave me

a basket of toiletries with



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with "Doubletree" and "Boca"

printed on it.



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- Really?

- I still have the body lotion.



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Oh, Sarah, come on.

Hey, do you know what would be



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a great Christmas present

for my parents?



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- TiVo?

- No no.



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If we tell them we're

trying to have a baby.



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- A baby?

- Yeah.



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Are you high?

( laughs )



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- We discussed this.

- No. No no no no no no no.



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We're still in discussion

about this.



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What are we gonna say to

my mom when she's all,



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"All my friends have

grandchildren.



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My mother had 10 grandchildren

when she was my age"?



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We'll tell her

to adopt an embryo



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and have one herself.



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(water running)



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(man speaking

Spanish on radio)



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(door opens)



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- Merry Christmas.

- Feliz Navidad.



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Ay, mi niño!



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You look so handsome.



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- Hello, Sarah.

- Hello.



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You went to the bodega

before you came home first?



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- Yeah, well--

- What difference does it make?



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They're here now.



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You're lucky to have ran

into him at the bodega.



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He's a little hard

to get ahold of these days.



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(speaks Spanish)



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Mira, she's almost

a Puerto Rican.



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(speaks Spanish)



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I'm sorry, can you say that

more slowly



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and just enunciate

a little more clearly?



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Yeah, well, she saying

"How are you?"



183

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She says, "How are you?"

How are you?



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- Oh. Muy bien.

- There you go.



185

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It looks like you've lost

a little bit of weight.



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(speaks Spanish)



187

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She said

that you look great.



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Oh. Thank you.

I just started Pilates.



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Ay, bendito.

When am I gonna have grandchildren?



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My mother had 10

at my age.



191

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All of my friends

have grandchildren.



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I'm going to be the only

Puerto Rican grandmother



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who's gonna have to

adopt grandchildren.



194

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Anna, leave

the children alone.



195

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Do you want to drive them

back to New York?



196

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Thanks, Dad.



197

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Anybody else home yet?



198

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Our little

Hollywood movie star



199

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is about to pull up

in her limo any minute.



200

00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,194

Merry Christmas!



201

00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:15,173

- Edy: Oh, it's our little movie star!

- Hi, Dad.



202

00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:18,506

- Stop stop stop.

- Mom, you're like paparazzi.



203

00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:20,739

- Hi, Mom!

- Where's the limo driver?



204

00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,577

He had another pickup

at the airport.



205

00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,810

Hi, Mami. How are you?

Where's Jesse?



206

00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,182

- Is he here yet?

- Johnny and Ozzy went to pick him up.



207

00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:28,709

Oh God,

he'd be safer in lraq.



208

00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,847

- ( Ozzy grunts )

- Whoa!



209

00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,688

- ( Ozzy laughs )

- Yo, Ozzy!



210

00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,751

- My bad, man!

- Come on, bro.



211

00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,820

You threw that

like Marcia Brady.



212

00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,058

Hey, I'm not the one who wore diapers

in Little League.



213

00:11:40,099 --> 00:11:41,726

For your information,

Mr. Asshole,



214

00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,065

they were disposable

underwear. okay?



215

00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,435

- I had a bladder problem.

- Yeah, a lot of girls have that problem.



216

00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:48,099

Johnny: There was

an epidemic going on.



217

00:11:48,140 --> 00:11:50,199

There were thousands of kids

having to wear those.



218

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- Epidemic.

- Can we get to the game?



219

00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,675

Johnny:

What you think we're doing?



220

00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,705

Talking like two old ladies.

Come on, man.



221

00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,341

- You swing like one.

- Here comes the heat, baby.



222

00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,614

Throw that like a man.

I ain't got all day.



223

00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:05,555

- Oh! Home run!

- Johnny: Oh!



224

00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:08,787

I could've caught that.



225

00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,693

Come on! Catch the ball,

you old ass man!



226

00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,698

Oh!



227

00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,792

- Come on, man!

- Johnny! Come on!



228

00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:18,133

I threw it right to him.

He could've caught that.



229

00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,863

Jesse: Ozzy!



230

00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:25,308

Yo! Come on, man!



231

00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,744

Ozzy, what are you doing?

Throw the ball!



232

00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,044

Yo! Freaking

freezing out here!



233

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Let's go, papo!



234

00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,919

Ozzy!



235

00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,978

What are you doing, man?



236

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Give me the ball.



237

00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,417

( chatting )



238

00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:51,895

Ozzy. Chill, man.

Don't do nothing stupid.



239

00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,269

I can't believe that

bitch Alexis is out.



240

00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,467

He killed

my brother, man.



241

00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,568

That punk-ass,

he kills his brother



242

00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,272

and he's hanging out

like nothing happened?



243

00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:01,802

What kind of justice

is that, Jesse?



244

00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:03,405

- Jesse: Come on.

- Come on, man.



245

00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,474

"Come on" what, bro?

It's not even worth it.



246

00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,146

- What are you trying to say?

- Johnny: Not even worth it.



247

00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,818

Got your name up

on a billboard, Jesse,



248

00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,795

Iike when Jordan came back

to the United Center.



249

00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,094

Whole neighborhood gonna be lining up,

welcoming you back.



250

00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,531

A Boricua war

hero, pal.



251

00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:24,536

Puerto Rico, whoa!



252

00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,403

- Puerto Rico, whoa!

- ( horn plays tune )



253

00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,842

Ay, Dios mio.

Ay, bendito.



254

00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:34,675

My baby.

Mi niño.



255

00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:37,045

Mi vida.



256

00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,915

- Preciosos, you're home. I can't believe it.

- Hey, Ma.



257

00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,512

What is it going to take

for you two to be on time?



258

00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,788

- The hair. The hair.

- Anna: Your hair.



259

00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,818

- Come on.

- Are you okay?



260

00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:52,353

Huh? I'm good.

I'm good.



261

00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:54,889

Thank God you never have to go back

to that place again.



262

00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,835

I swear if I ever meet those

people that hurt you, baby,



263

00:13:57,870 --> 00:14:01,499

- I'll kill them.

- Hey, Uncle Edy. How you doing?



264

00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:03,064

Oh, you're smothering him.



265

00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,906

Give the boy

a chance to breathe.



266

00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,810

Mauricio: You look like

a Puerto Rican Gorbachev.



267

00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,815

- Hi.

- ( both laugh )



268

00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,680

- What's up, Roxanna?

- Hey.



269

00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:14,845

- Yo, Mauricio.

- It's so good to see you.



270

00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,989

You too.

You look good.



271

00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:20,152

- ( Christmas music playing )

- ( people chatting )



272

00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,888

Jesse: The Penn game.

Dad, we're missing the Penn game.



273

00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:25,726

- ( TV hissing )

- ( Jesse laughs )



274

00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,426

- ( glasses clink )

- Johnny: Gracia, Mamita.



275

00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:31,195

Hey, Ma,

did Sarah tell you?



276

00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,671

She was a big hit

at her office Christmas party.



277

00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,674

- She made coquito from scratch.

- Anna: You did?



278

00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,835

- Can you believe that?

- I Googled the recipe.



279

00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,107

Why didn't you call me

instead of this Google?



280

00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,113

- It's a search engine.

- Ma.



281

00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,614

I needed it quickly.



282

00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,583

I thought

it would be fun.



283

00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,779

There's some Puerto Ricans

who work in the firm.



284

00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,687

As what? Janitors?

An assistant lavaplatos?



285

00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,352

- Ozzy: Probably.

- Sarah: Jose is an associate.



286

00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,361

- An associate.

- How nice.



287

00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,920

And I told them

how we celebrate the parranda,



288

00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,932

where we sing

the Christmas carols



289

00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,958

and go house to house

to surprise the neighbors.



290

00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,234

Wow, Mo, I didn't know your girl

was so down with the neighborhood.



291

00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,638

( speaks Spanish )



292

00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,266

I know.

Sarah's a volunteer.



293

00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,901

What do you have to

offer the world, Johnny?



294

00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,571

What's your

contribution besides



295

00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:16,240

zero money down

and debt into afterlife?



296

00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,182

- Oh!

- ( all laugh )



297

00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,320

I got him good

with that afterlife jab.



298

00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:24,481

Okay, enough enough.

I want to propose a toast.



299

00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:28,823

Here's to having

everybody home,



300

00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:30,829

especially Jesse.



301

00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,797

- All: Salut.

- Roxanna: To Jesse.



302

00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,321

Jesse. L'Chaim.



303

00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,802

Ozzy: What?

What he say?



304

00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:40,396

Jesse, I want

to ask you:



305

00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,430

Did you see

some of that messed up



306

00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,635

"Black Hawk Down"

type of shit over there?



307

00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,872

Did that really

happen that way?



308

00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,450

I don't know, man.

I--



309

00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,509

Edy:

He doesn't want to talk about that.



310

00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:57,249

- You don't wanna talk about that.

- It's okay.



311

00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,189

You talk

when you're ready.



312

00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,818

I'm gonna

go check the rice.



313

00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:05,421

So, Tio Edy, when are you gonna

come down to the store



314

00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,763

so I can set you up with a beautiful

plasma flat-screen TV?



315

00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,962

I don't need one of those.

This TV is perfectly fine.



316

00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:13,494

- Oh.

- That always works.



317

00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:16,201

Johnny: You could watch the Cubs

in high definition.



318

00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,708

So I could have

a crystal clear image



319

00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,438

of seeing them getting

their asses kicked?



320

00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,207

- No no, gracia.

- ( Johnny chuckles )



321

00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,305

- So, Roxanna, mi amor.

- Mmm?



322

00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,044

So tell us what's

going on in Hollywood.



323

00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,676

( effeminately )

Yeah, who's gay now?



324

00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,710

You, you stupid ass.



325

00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,847

The gay gene skipped

my side of the family.



326

00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,983

Yeah, right. Like Uncle Roy who still

has a roommate at 60.



327

00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,517

- That's right, a "roommate."

- Life partner, man.



328

00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,360

Enough. You hear back

from that TV show?



329

00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,832

Dad, they haven't decided yet.

But they said I brought



330

00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:44,893

an organic vulnerability

to the character that plays as cultural--



331

00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,701

You'd definitely play a much more organic

Mexican than Oz over here.



332

00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,401

- Roxanna: Don't start.

- What are you talking about?



333

00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,306

- What? Start what?

- You know.



334

00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,743

- What do I know?

- You almost went there. Forget it.



335

00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,974

- How'd I almost go there?

- Nothing, forget it.



336

00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,212

- Say the line.

- You're supposed to be on my side.



337

00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,742

- Say the line. Say the line.

- No.



338

00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,550

- Say the line.

- Do the line.



339

00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,353

Sorry. Onto bigger

and better things.



340

00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,189

Come on, baby.

It's not like a million people



341

00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:11,560

haven't already seen you

in that sexy peasant blouse,



342

00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,929

batting your beautiful

brown eyes for Señor Taco.



343

00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,491

You know what?

I've got the bootleg too.



344

00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,526

All right,

I'll say the line.



345

00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,401

( speaks Spanish )



346

00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,100

Johnny:

No no, it's more like...



347

00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:25,076

- ( speaks effeminately )

- Roxanna: Oh, stop.



348

00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:26,543

It's-- it's...



349

00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:30,915

- ( laughing )

- Jesse: No no no no no.



350

00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,917

You'd better watch it.

You'd better watch it.



351

00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:34,919

Assholes.



352

00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:38,047

Okay, that's enough.

That's enough.



353

00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:41,025

So tell me, this new show

you're up for...



354

00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,755

It's a midseason replacement



355

00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,888

and it's coming on after

"Desperate Housewives,"



356

00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,761

- which is big.

- Sarah: Oh wow.



357

00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,630

- Are you gonna be able to meet them?

- I might, actually.



358

00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,635

What about you, Sarah?

How's work?



359

00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,637

- Yeah, what's going on on Wall Street?

- Roxanna: Yeah.



360

00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,536

Yeah, how are you

guys gonna have enough time



361

00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,438

to make some kind of

sorta-Ricans?



362

00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,773

No, we are.

Not right away,



363

00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,403

We've got plenty of time.

What's the rush?



364

00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:03,279

Why are you throwing me

with the baby Latin curve here?



365

00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:06,580

By now you guys should be up to four,

five, six, maybe seven, eight kids.



366

00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,745

- Mauricio: Come on.

- Yo, does your plumbing work?



367

00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:12,052

My pipes flow just fine. You want to check,

Johnny? Want to take a gander?



368

00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,820

Why you getting

so macho about yourself?



369

00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,486

We're all here, brother.

You can talk to us.



370

00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,552

If I needed somebody

to talk to,



371

00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,894

- you'd be the last person I would go to.

- Right.



372

00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,594

I'm gonna ask Anna

if she needs any help in the kitchen.



373

00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:24,795

- Roxanna: That's great.

- What did I do?



374

00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,395

You know

why you're single?



375

00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,632

'Cause every time

you open your mouth



376

00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,334

it's like

a woman repellant.



377

00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,103

The women go whoosh!

Just saying.



378

00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,236

I'm just saying.

Look, I understand.



379

00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,246

It's gotta be hard,

especially for two



380

00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,680

obviously successful

people like yourselves.



381

00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,411

I didn't know that's

what you were going for.



382

00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,578

- Yeah.

- Well, thank you. I love you.



383

00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,485

You know, this is

as good as any time.



384

00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,820

I wanted

to tell all of you



385

00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,452

that they're

talking partnership at the law firm.



386

00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,485

- No.

- And I've been groomed by the COO,



387

00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,861

so it's an almost

guaranteed slot in there.



388

00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,593

- Roxanna: Great.

- Work work work.



389

00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,464

Mauricio, all you talk about is work.

It's a holiday.



390

00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:58,163

What's important is

everybody's here together.



391

00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,933

We're all together now.

That's what's important.



392

00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,464

- Yeah.

- That's great.



393

00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,444

- Doesn't matter.

- ( doorbell rings )



394

00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,311

I'm-- I'm gonna

go get the door.



395

00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:12,044

- ( ringtone plays )

- Yeah, excuse me.



396

00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,815

- One second.

- Johnny: Uncle Edy, slap the dinosaur.



397

00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:19,483

- ( beeps )

- Hey. Please tell me you heard something.



398

00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:28,696

- Hey.

- Hey.



399

00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,202

Welcome--

welcome back.



400

00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:34,899

- Th-- thank you.

- ( child giggles )



401

00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,004

- Is that--

- That's Hector.



402

00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,377

- My son.

- Really?



403

00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:45,383

Oh. Hey.



404

00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,385

- Marissa: Say hi.

- How are you? Give me five.



405

00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,512

That is a good-looking kid.



406

00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,420

Fernando: Had to circle the block

two times to find parking.



407

00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:55,192

Hey, welcome back,

Jesse.



408

00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:58,594

- Oh. Okay.

- Fernando.



409

00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:02,031

Good to meet you.

Okay.



410

00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,727

Hey, Mami. Hi.



411

00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,103

Oh, hey, Mami.



412

00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,870

- How are you?

- Who's the little boy?



413

00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,934

Let's go upstairs.



414

00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,344

Oh! This one is

the closest



415

00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,245

I ever get to having

a grandchild.



416

00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,113

Isn't he adorable?



417

00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,882

Oh, yes.

Very very very cute.



418

00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,219

Hector,

come on, behave.



419

00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,122

Hey, how are you doing?

How's your mother?



420

00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,218

Great. Thank you

for asking, Mr. Rodriguez.



421

00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:31,525

- ( cell phone rings )

- Nice to see you. Oh, excuse me.



422

00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,963

- I have to take this.

- Let's go say hi.



423

00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,229

Yeah, hi.

Just give me one second.



424

00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,099

( door closes )



425

00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:40,366

Ma, since when did Dad get

all Dick Cheney on you?



426

00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,863

Well, whoever it is, they must be

more important than his family.



427

00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,968

- I've gotta finish dinner.

- Ma, what are you talking about?



428

00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,706

- He didn't say that.

- Would you like any help?



429

00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,236

No.



430

00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,885

Roxanna:

Is it weird being a mom?



431

00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:58,253

Woman: You were there.

You remember Rick.



432

00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:01,316

That jerk.

He was such a bad father.



433

00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:04,386

As soon as Hector was born,

Rick just left.



434

00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,897

- Rick just split.

- Yeah.



435

00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,230

But things are going really well

with me and Fernando,



436

00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,237

and he treats Hector

like his own son.



437

00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,239

Wow.

That's great, girl.



438

00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,968

I just really love

my job.



439

00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,806

Gotta be so cool to have a teacher

like you in high school.



440

00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,270

You're gonna get

this gig, okay?



441

00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,908

My agent says he feels

really good about it.



442

00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,282

You know that Mr. Murphy

still asks about you?



443

00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,911

Really?



444

00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,286

He says that you

were the best actor



445

00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,756

to come out

of Roberto Clemente.



446

00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,282

Oh, that's so sweet.

You know what?



447

00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:37,295

I still have that

gold-plated statuette



448

00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,297

that he gave me

for playing Blanche.



449

00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:41,993

- Do you remember?

- Do you remember this song?



450

00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,867

Do l?

It's my song, girl.



451

00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,803

- Oh my God.

- Turn it up.



452

00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,328

( pop music playing )



453

00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,534

j& I wanna sex you up... j&



454

00:21:50,575 --> 00:21:53,100

j& Now let's pour

a glass of wine j&



455

00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,478

j& 'Cause now we're all alone,

I've been waiting... j&



456

00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:59,814

Please tell me you are not auditioning

for any musicals.



457

00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:02,319

Stop singing.

You're gonna break the mirror.



458

00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:04,549

Were you two kissing?



459

00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,352

- Johnny.

- I wanna watch.



460

00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:07,881

Johnny, we're having

girl time.



461

00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:09,860

- I can share.

- No, you can't.



462

00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,022

- No! Oh yeah?

- Shut up. Whoa!



463

00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,396

Don't mess my hair!

Don't mess my hair up!



464

00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:15,866

( yelling )



465

00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:18,233

- Oh, man.

- Help me!



466

00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,794

Come on, man!

Oh!



467

00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,396

Help me out!



468

00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:22,998

- You swing like a girl!

- Get out of the way!



469

00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:25,339

You want a piece

of me? Huh? Huh?



470

00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:27,004

Don't! Jesse!



471

00:22:27,045 --> 00:22:28,672

Oh my God.



472

00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:34,045

You boys, tomorrow you've got to

help me take down this tree.



473

00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,646

Come on, Dad.

It's a holiday, for crying out loud.



474

00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:39,555

You still do hard work,

Mr. Lawyer Man?



475

00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:41,752

Johnny, I work out.

What are you trying to say?



476

00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:44,057

- He works out.

- Oh yeah, you work out



477

00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,929

with your $65-an-hour

trainer/lover/boyfriend.



478

00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:48,728

( speaks Spanish )



479

00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:51,099

( all laughing )



480

00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,036

I bet your flabby ass

isn't lifting



481

00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:57,007

60" plasmas

personally



482

00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,169

to people's cars,

you pudgy bastard.



483

00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,839

My ass isn't gonna be here tomorrow

chopping down no tree.



484

00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,110

Big baby. Listen,

I've got a chainsaw.



485

00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:06,379

Oh yeah, the one they used to make

Jesus's cross with.



486

00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:09,114

It still works.

All it needs is a little oil.



487

00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,782

We go to the zoo,

kidnap a couple of beavers.



488

00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:14,291

They take it down for free.

They drag it away.



489

00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,624

I've got a couple of chainsaws.

I can come by tomorrow.



490

00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,424

Thanks a lot, Nando.



491

00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:20,226

I can swing by too,

help you cut this down.



492

00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:21,892

Edy: No, not you, Ozzy.

I need you at the store.



493

00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,594

Why you want to cut

down the tree, Pop?



494

00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:26,035

I promised

your mother a view.



495

00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,062

And it's old.

Look at it.



496

00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:29,767

The base is weak.

It's leaning over to one side.



497

00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,400

It's no good no more.



498

00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,809

Is that you you're talking

about or the tree?



499

00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,609

All:

Oh! Oh!



500

00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:39,116

- ( all chatting )

- Dig into that.



501

00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,914

No thanks.

Can you believe--



502

00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:44,183

- I finally got him to sleep.

- He's down? Good.



503

00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,788

It used to be

Logan Boulevard.



504

00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:52,387

It used to be

a mattress store.



505

00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,693

Somebody made

me pay for it.



506

00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,074

Why is

everybody fighting?



507

00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,974

They're not fighting.

They conversating.



508

00:24:06,011 --> 00:24:09,777

Mom, you may be a drug dealer

by giving me that stuff there.



509

00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,783

- I thought it was Roxie's.

- ( glass clinking )



510

00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:15,617

Attention, por favor,

por favor.



511

00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,747

I'd just like

to say something.



512

00:24:17,789 --> 00:24:20,019

It's fantastic that

we're all together.



513

00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,618

Gracia, Dio,

that we're safe, home



514

00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:25,630

- and warm, indoors.

- Mauricio: Good one, Dad.



515

00:24:25,664 --> 00:24:27,427

- I'd like to propose a toast--

- ( phone rings )



516

00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,831

Johnny:

Oh, good timing.



517

00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:32,303

- Excuse me.

- ( beeps )



518

00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,373

There's something

I'd like to say.



519

00:24:39,544 --> 00:24:42,172

- I'm divorcing your father.

- ( Johnny laughing )



520

00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:44,876

- ( all laughing )

- Mauricio: That's crazy.



521

00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,282

That's not a toast, okay?

Come on.



522

00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:50,186

That's not even funny.

What is that?



523

00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,849

Why? Mom, stop, please.



524

00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:53,551

Johnny:

That don't sound like a toast to me.



525

00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:54,752

( silence )



526

00:24:57,429 --> 00:25:00,990

- Come on. Stop that, Ma.

- Roxanna: Mom.



527

00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,503

- Coño.

- Why? You've been married for 36 years.



528

00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:07,732

- You can't--

- So?



529

00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:09,672

"So"?

You're old.



530

00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:11,141

Who are you calling old?



531

00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:12,700

I've got a lot

of life left in me.



532

00:25:12,744 --> 00:25:14,302

Who do you think kept

all of this together?



533

00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,574

I don't need him.



534

00:25:17,382 --> 00:25:19,907

Well, if that's

what you want to do...



535

00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:23,785

- Roxanna: What?

-...I can't stop you.



536

00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:28,553

What?

What is going on?



537

00:25:28,593 --> 00:25:31,221

I'm gonna step out

for a minute, get some air.



538

00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:33,231

Ozzy, come on.



539

00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:36,564

- Excuse me.

- Happy?



540

00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:41,565

Dad, did you cheat

on her again?



541

00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:43,403

- Papi, you cheated?

- You didn't tell me that.



542

00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:44,840

- Sarah, stay out of it.

- Roxanna: Papi?



543

00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,571

Did you cheat again?



544

00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:48,044

Is that what

your mother thinks?



545

00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:49,842

Mysterious phone calls

all the time.



546

00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,678

You disappear

in the middle of the day.



547

00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:54,207

Ay, Papi! How could you?

How could you?



548

00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:56,117

Don't raise your voice

to me in my own house!



549

00:25:56,154 --> 00:25:58,588

You know what?

I'm disgusted with both of you.



550

00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:00,955

I'm so disgusted.



551

00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,789

What, are you gonna

date other people?



552

00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:04,522

For starters.



553

00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:07,964

Oh! Excuse me.

This is making me sick.



554

00:26:07,999 --> 00:26:11,059

Come on, Jesse.

Jump in any time you feel like.



555

00:26:11,102 --> 00:26:14,037

Say something, will you?

Come on.



556

00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,768

- It's their life.

- What? "It's their life"?



557

00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:18,867

"It's their life"?



558

00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:21,140

Three years in lraq,

and this is the wisdom you have to offer?



559

00:26:21,179 --> 00:26:23,773

- Oh!

- It's their life. Wow.



560

00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:26,716

That's great.

Thanks, Dad, for doing this to us.



561

00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:29,618

Thank you for ruining our lives.

Thank you so much for that.



562

00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:31,622

Why don't you relax?

Why don't you leave Pop alone?



563

00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:34,216

- This isn't about you.

- That's it. Take that side.



564

00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,420

- Jesse: I'm not taking a side.

- Of course you are.



565

00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:38,656

Why don't you two become roommates

and go hang out at Starbucks



566

00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:40,392

Iike the losers you are

because you screwed up



567

00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,990

the best things

you ever had in your lives?



568

00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:43,591

Anna: Mo!



569

00:26:43,635 --> 00:26:46,604

I'm gonna take

Hector home.



570

00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,902

- Yeah.

- Thank you for dinner.



571

00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,931

- And thanks so much, Mo.

- I'm sorry.



572

00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:52,307

Thank you.



573

00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,608

I'm sorry, Jesse.

I got a little hot-headed.



574

00:26:57,649 --> 00:26:59,844

Just-- just--

bro, just...



575

00:27:01,186 --> 00:27:02,881

I think you've

said enough, man.



576

00:27:04,489 --> 00:27:06,616

Jesse, I said

I was sorry.



577

00:27:06,658 --> 00:27:09,024

- Hey. Hey.

- Jesse: Yeah.



578

00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:12,353

Why'd you have to call out

your brother like that?



579

00:27:12,397 --> 00:27:13,659

Because I'm the only one--



580

00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:15,893

After all

he's been through?!



581

00:27:17,335 --> 00:27:19,428

You should concentrate

on your own relationship



582

00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,063

instead of worrying

about everybody else's.



583

00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:31,807

Well, merry goddamn

Christmas, everybody.



584

00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:33,977

Stop.



585

00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:36,044

Go to your room.



586

00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:37,987

You know what?

I'm gonna do you one better, Ma.



587

00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:41,883

Come on, Sarah.

Let's go to the Drake.



588

00:27:41,926 --> 00:27:44,326

I haven't finished

eating yet.



589

00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:47,327

Yeah, whatever.



590

00:27:54,539 --> 00:27:56,666

Did you like

the tostones?



591

00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:59,108

Delectable.



592

00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:06,916

Nata de coco?



593

00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,412

I'd love some.



594

00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:14,057

( beeping )



595

00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:17,323

Look, do you have

a Marriott or a Radisson?



596

00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,421

- A Motel 8?

- ( door opens )



597

00:28:19,464 --> 00:28:21,830

Look, I'll take an empty jail cell--

anything you've got.



598

00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:24,232

- Have you gone off your meds?

- Yeah, okay.



599

00:28:24,269 --> 00:28:25,702

Thank you very much.



600

00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:28,205

Let me know

if anything opens up.



601

00:28:28,239 --> 00:28:29,866

( clangs )



602

00:28:29,908 --> 00:28:31,569

Piece of shit.



603

00:28:31,609 --> 00:28:33,839

Sarah, let me have

your Crackberry.



604

00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,846

I'm gonna call hotels.com,

see if they've got anything.



605

00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,212

I know you're freaked out about this

whole divorce thing,



606

00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:40,717

but don't you think we should stay here

and be supportive?



607

00:28:40,752 --> 00:28:43,778

Supportive of them throwing 36 years

of their marriage down the toilet?



608

00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:45,414

Are you kidding?

Give me that.



609

00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:47,721

Do you want to make things worse

for your mother?



610

00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,784

Her husband

cheated on her.



611

00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:52,592

And this is coming

from the woman who reserved two rows



612

00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,689

for her parents' exes at our wedding.

Just give me that.



613

00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,598

- No.

- Come on. Give it to me now.



614

00:28:56,634 --> 00:28:58,465

- No.

- Sarah, I'm gonna take it from you.



615

00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:01,028

- We're staying here.

- No, we're not staying.



616

00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:02,801

You've been bugging me for months

to stay in a hotel.



617

00:29:02,841 --> 00:29:04,741

- Shh!

- We're not gonna stay--



618

00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,641

- Shh! Do you want them to hear you?

- What?



619

00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,703

Are you afraid they might find out

you think this place...



620

00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,308

( yells ) stinks of fried pork

and chuleta, tocineta, puñeta?



621

00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,011

( both panting )



622

00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,486

Well, somebody's been

a naughty little girl.



623

00:29:22,527 --> 00:29:25,587

You've been emailing back and forth

with this Barry Kravitz, huh?



624

00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:28,258

Didn't you tell me you turned his job

offer down months ago



625

00:29:28,299 --> 00:29:31,462

because of the traveling and

the crazy hours, the pressure?



626

00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:34,438

They came back.

They sweetened the deal.



627

00:29:34,472 --> 00:29:36,463

And heofferedto back



628

00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:39,739

Brian Donaldson and l

in our own hedge fund.



629

00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:44,112

We would be managing

$300 million just to start.



630

00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:47,175

- $300 mi--

- Yeah.



631

00:29:47,218 --> 00:29:49,618

And use of the private jet too.

Look at that.



632

00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:52,623

Pretty sweet.

Congratulations.



633

00:29:52,657 --> 00:29:54,488

That's great.



634

00:29:55,994 --> 00:29:58,519

When were you planning

to break it to me gently?



635

00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:00,963

I just--



636

00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:05,834

I just needed

a little time to think it over alone.



637

00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,851

- ( knocks on door )

- ( door opens )



638

00:30:26,891 --> 00:30:29,359

Requesting a bunk,

Lance Corporal.



639

00:30:29,394 --> 00:30:31,225

You're gonna

sleep in here?



640

00:30:31,262 --> 00:30:32,854

Your mother threw me

out of the bedroom.



641

00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:35,024

And you act surprised.



642

00:30:35,066 --> 00:30:39,025

Mijo, life is

full of surprises.



643

00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:41,630

- Oh.

- Everybody down at the bodega,



644

00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:43,504

they're all dying

to talk to you.



645

00:30:43,541 --> 00:30:46,442

Anyway, this gives us

a chance to catch up.



646

00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:51,074

I'm worried

about you and Ma.



647

00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:53,379

Yeah? We're more

worried about you.



648

00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:54,612

I'm fine.



649

00:30:56,921 --> 00:30:58,980

You know, Jesse,



650

00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,856

we know you've

been through a lot.



651

00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:05,693

Your mother and me,

we rented "Coming Home."



652

00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:07,925

I'm surprised you didn't rent

"Taxi Driver."



653

00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:09,866

Yeah, we rented

that too.



654

00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:12,699

It's not good to keep things

bottled up inside.



655

00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:15,228

You've seen some stuff--

some really bad stuff.



656

00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:17,002

It's a war, Pop.



657

00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:20,204

And you did

your very best.



658

00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:22,611

You did.



659

00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:35,156

It should've been me...



660

00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,022

not Lenny.



661

00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:43,227

Beating yourself up

isn't going to bring him back, mijo.



662

00:31:43,268 --> 00:31:45,293

And if Lenny was

here right now,



663

00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:47,395

he'd tell you

he'd want you to move on.



664

00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:49,463

His folks...



665

00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:55,343

I can't imagine they're

having too many laughs now.



666

00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,912

No.



667

00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:02,448

You call them?

It might help.



668

00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:04,887

You know, Dad,



669

00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,255

it's getting late.



670

00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,484

Yeah, okay.



671

00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:25,943

Jesus, Mo,

you scared me.



672

00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:27,467

What are

you doing up here?



673

00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,104

I'm just trying

to be alone, okay?



674

00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:30,546

I've got tequila.



675

00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:35,113

- All right, you can stay.

- I know.



676

00:32:35,153 --> 00:32:38,486

- What a night.

- What, is this hell?



677

00:32:38,523 --> 00:32:40,684

- Are we in hell or what?

- Yeah.



678

00:32:40,725 --> 00:32:42,522

Hm-mmm.

Hm-mmm.



679

00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,858

- It's 10 below outside.

- No way. No way.



680

00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:47,126

Mom won't let me smoke inside.

Go crack open a window!



681

00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:49,690

I'm not cracking a window.

I'm not smoking your pollution.



682

00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:52,328

- Fine. Fine.

- How about that? I saved your life.



683

00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:54,338

- Crack that.

- How come I didn't get an invite?



684

00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:55,964

- None needed.

- No jarheads allowed, man.



685

00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:57,804

- Ow!

- Easy!



686

00:32:57,842 --> 00:33:01,369

- Give me that.

- You having a flashback?



687

00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:04,641

Wow.



688

00:33:04,682 --> 00:33:07,310

It's like all I need is

to be smoking a blunt



689

00:33:07,352 --> 00:33:09,320

and listening

to Biggie Smalls.



690

00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:11,686

I lost my virginity

on that couch.



691

00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:14,351

- Me too!

- Oh, God. Hail the syphilis!



692

00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:16,622

- Oh God, hail you.

- Move move.



693

00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,629

Roxanna: Don't be mad 'cause

you were up here all alone



694

00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,460

practicing dance moves

in your underwear.



695

00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:23,865

- ( vocalizing )

- ( beatboxing )



696

00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:25,892

Stop it.

Stop stop.



697

00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:30,502

- Stop it.

- Roxanna: Please don't do it in those.



698

00:33:30,541 --> 00:33:32,372

Hey, that reminds me



699

00:33:32,410 --> 00:33:34,708

I haven't seen Dad in his underwear

in a long time.



700

00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:37,146

- It is not pretty.

- Is this pretty?



701

00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:39,308

Ma kicked him out of the room

and he's staying with me.



702

00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:40,817

He deserves it.



703

00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:43,844

How come you never told us

about him cheating before?



704

00:33:43,888 --> 00:33:46,049

'Cause, Rox, I didn't

see anything.



705

00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:48,820

I caught him with that little Rosa Salgado,

little Pentecostal chick.



706

00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,021

Dad just gives me $100.



707

00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:53,428

He says, "Here,

don't say nothing."



708

00:33:53,464 --> 00:33:55,830

And you'd think he'd be too old

for that shit now.



709

00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,233

Rox, they've got

Viagra now.



710

00:33:58,269 --> 00:34:01,500

We're gonna be those kids that have

to shuttle between houses at Christmas.



711

00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:03,268

No, Rox.

No we're not.



712

00:34:03,307 --> 00:34:05,707

- No?

- No, because they're gonna sell this house



713

00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:07,677

and they gonna move

into separate apartments.



714

00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:09,942

And we're gonna have to stay in a hotel

when we come into town?



715

00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,039

No.



716

00:34:11,082 --> 00:34:13,050

I know Mauricio and Sarah

wouldn't mind that.



717

00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:15,450

- The walls are thin, bro.

- Oh yeah?



718

00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:17,716

- Why don't you mind your business?

- Ma's always talking about



719

00:34:17,755 --> 00:34:20,121

moving to Puerto Rico.

She might actually do it now.



720

00:34:20,158 --> 00:34:22,251

It'd be kind of sweet

to have a place out there.



721

00:34:22,293 --> 00:34:24,261

- Did you just say kinda sweet?

- Yeah.



722

00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:27,264

So you're okay with Pops moving into

a studio apartment



723

00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:29,289

and heating up leftovers?

You're fine with that?



724

00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,301

Oh, do you realize

this is probably



725

00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:33,530

the last Christmas

that we'll spend together?



726

00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:35,630

Why, Rox?

Why is it gonna be the last?



727

00:34:35,673 --> 00:34:37,903

Why don't we do something?

We're gonna let them throw away



728

00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,103

36 years of their marriage?

We're just gonna sit and talk about it?



729

00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,806

He broke her trust!

How can she forgive him for that?



730

00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:45,577

- What don't you understand?

- Yeah, Ma has every right to leave.



731

00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:47,811

Hey, do you hear

yourselves?



732

00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:49,581

You know what

you sound like?



733

00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:52,088

You sound like people

who aren't married.



734

00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:54,318

Let me tell you

about marriage, all right?



735

00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:57,122

Sometimes you're in it, you feel like you

don't want the same things anymore



736

00:34:57,161 --> 00:34:58,958

and you start going

at each other.



737

00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:01,157

And you go at each other,

but you stick it through.



738

00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:03,633

And at the end of that

you fall in love all over again.



739

00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:05,602

Andthat's marriage, okay?



740

00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:08,264

So don't tell me that Mom and Dad,

after all these years,



741

00:35:08,306 --> 00:35:10,968

don't got a little bit of love left for each

other, 'cause I'm not buying that.



742

00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:19,844

Preciosos,

I made some pastelillos.



743

00:35:22,353 --> 00:35:25,481

Ah. Uh-huh.

You're tired.



744

00:35:25,523 --> 00:35:28,117

Why did you have to drag

these boys out of bed?



745

00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:29,956

- Mauricio: We're fine, Ma.

- Anna: For 25 years,



746

00:35:29,994 --> 00:35:32,588

I've been begging you

to cut down that ugly tree,



747

00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,120

and all of a sudden

you're gonna do it right now?



748

00:35:34,165 --> 00:35:36,360

- Can I help you with that?

- No.



749

00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,061

You've still

got it, Mamita.



750

00:35:40,238 --> 00:35:43,537

Dirty old man.



751

00:35:43,574 --> 00:35:45,439

Here, how about

some hot chocolate?



752

00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,467

- Come on.

- Marissa: Okay, say thank you.



753

00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:49,707

- Thank you.

- Hey, Sarah.



754

00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:51,681

I made some pastelillos.



755

00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:53,843

- Have one.

- No, I'm going for a jog.



756

00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:57,514

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to fix the treadmill

in the guest room.



757

00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:58,988

How is she going

to get pregnant



758

00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:00,684

with all that

bouncing up and down?



759

00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,158

Enough, all right?

Just leave her alone.



760

00:36:02,193 --> 00:36:04,661

Here here here,

eat something.



761

00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,754

( speaks Spanish )



762

00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:10,357

And what, are you drunk?

Still drunk?



763

00:36:10,401 --> 00:36:12,198

- Ma, please.

- I can't believe you spent all night



764

00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:13,703

getting drunk

with your brothers.



765

00:36:13,738 --> 00:36:15,865

Mauricio:

She's a bad influence, Ma.



766

00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:17,306

Anna:

Hey, Fernando.



767

00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,366

You want

some hot chocolate?



768

00:36:19,410 --> 00:36:21,742

No thanks.

I'm all set, Mrs. Rodriguez.



769

00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:24,145

- ( revving loudly )

- ( groans )



770

00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,809

You're killing me.



771

00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,477

Yeah!



772

00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:30,681

This is an SR36 Wood Boss.



773

00:36:33,791 --> 00:36:35,725

Whoa whoa!

No! Stop!



774

00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,660

Turn it off!

Turn it off!



775

00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:40,721

- What's the problem?

- It's fine.



776

00:36:40,765 --> 00:36:42,858

But we're gonna

use mine.



777

00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,926

This is a Sears

Chainomatic 3000



778

00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:47,835

- I remember that.

- Oh, Dad, come on.



779

00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,533

Chuck Norris was

on the box.



780

00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,269

Everybody, careful.

Stand back.



781

00:36:51,309 --> 00:36:53,243

- That looks really dangerous.

- ( revs up )



782

00:36:53,277 --> 00:36:56,075

- Hmm?

- ( stops )



783

00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:59,742

Mauricio:

You overcompensated a little bit, Dad.



784

00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:02,048

- Coño.

- What? What?



785

00:37:02,086 --> 00:37:05,385

- 'Cause he's got a little thingy.

- ( speaks Spanish )



786

00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,186

( buzzing )



787

00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,783

( revving loudly )



788

00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,752

- Marissa: Oh.

- Ooh.



789

00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,764

Your man sure is good

with his tool, honey.



790

00:37:13,798 --> 00:37:16,232

Mm-hmm, and he's really

good with his hands too.



791

00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:18,132

Marissa,

there's a child here.



792

00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:20,262

Please, he's three, Ma.

He doesn't get innuendo.



793

00:37:26,644 --> 00:37:28,976

Come on, give it

some force, man.



794

00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:30,810

( chainsaw whines )



795

00:37:30,848 --> 00:37:32,782

Yo, whoa whoa whoa.



796

00:37:32,817 --> 00:37:35,149

- Step back.

- Mauricio: Show him how it's done, Jesse.



797

00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:37,154

- Careful.

- Be careful.



798

00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:39,418

Mauricio:

Show him how it's done.



799

00:37:39,457 --> 00:37:41,584

Roxanna:

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.



800

00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:43,253

Now that's

in innuendo, girl.



801

00:37:43,294 --> 00:37:45,057

I bet my boy Jesse

right there--



802

00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,757

$20 my boy Jesse gets

that tree down.



803

00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,264

I'd take Fernando.



804

00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:50,961

Hey, you back off,

Barbie.



805

00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:53,630

I didn't mean it that way.

It's just that he's big.



806

00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:56,606

- ( women laughing )

- His muscles are big.



807

00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:58,700

And l--

oh, you guys.



808

00:38:01,779 --> 00:38:03,940

- ( laughs )

- Hey hey hey hey!



809

00:38:03,981 --> 00:38:06,472

Don't hurt

yourself, man.



810

00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:08,849

What happened?

What happened?



811

00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:10,820

It's okay,

tough guy.



812

00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:14,086

Let's see it, Nando.

Let's see what you've got.



813

00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,457

- ( clunks, stops )

- Holy cow.



814

00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:18,018

- Oh no.

- What the hell?



815

00:38:18,062 --> 00:38:20,292

- It's cursed, Ma!

- Son of a--



816

00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:21,992

Syphilitic tree.

Let me try it.



817

00:38:22,033 --> 00:38:24,365

- Hold on, hold on.

- Let a real man do it.



818

00:38:24,402 --> 00:38:26,029

Oh no.

Stop him, please.



819

00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:27,935

- Oh no, he isn't.

- Oh, boy.



820

00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:30,202

- Roxanna: No, Mo.

- I got it. All right.



821

00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:31,139

Back off, lraq.



822

00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:32,506

Are you gonna put money

down on your husband?



823

00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:34,534

That he seriously

hurts himself?



824

00:38:34,578 --> 00:38:36,307

$20. Sure why not?



825

00:38:36,347 --> 00:38:38,474

Mauricio!

Put it down.



826

00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:40,643

Relax. Relax, Mom.

I've got it.



827

00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:43,347

Roxanna: You can do it.

I've got $20 on you.



828

00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:45,685

This little--

the black cord?



829

00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:47,850

Right there. Right there.

The black cord.



830

00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:50,190

- ( revving )

- Yeah.



831

00:38:50,227 --> 00:38:52,718

- You hear that?

- Whoa whoa whoa!



832

00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:56,358

- ( revving loudly )

- Somebody do something!



833

00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,460

Thank you.

Thank you.



834

00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:01,835

- ( men yelling )

- Thanks, Sarah.



835

00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:03,999

- Mauricio, put it down!

- Sarah: Told you.



836

00:39:04,041 --> 00:39:06,066

- Don't yell at me.

- Put it down!



837

00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,702

- Get in the house!

- I've got it.



838

00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,576

- Anna: Put it down.

- (chainsaw stops)



839

00:39:09,613 --> 00:39:12,173

You're embarrassing me

in front of everybody.



840

00:39:14,385 --> 00:39:16,512

I told you--

get in the house.



841

00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:43,209

Huh?

What do you think?



842

00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:46,878

Roxanna:

It looks great, Dad.



843

00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:49,715

I don't know

what to say.



844

00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:54,414

- Come on.

- What?



845

00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,892

- Find something to do.

- (laughs)



846

00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:59,919

- (shop bell rings)

- Oh, my babies!



847

00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:01,955

( laughing )



848

00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:07,234

- Oh, my movie star!

- How you doing?



849

00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:09,466

- You look great.

- Thanks.



850

00:40:09,507 --> 00:40:12,874

God bless you, baby.

You know, I prayed for you every day.



851

00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:15,208

I had to. I know how

the military is.



852

00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:19,046

- Yeah.

- Hey, y'all! My baby was on the front line!



853

00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,916

Figures. They like to cut

the dark meat first,



854

00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:24,785

if you know what I'm saying.

I'll tell you what it is.



855

00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:27,416

It's Uncle Sam trying

to get rid of y'all Latinos.



856

00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:30,393

You know, they lure you in

promising you citizenship.



857

00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,295

You don't even have to

have a green card to serve.



858

00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:35,764

- Oh, come on, Tina.

- Oh, you know it's true, white boy.



859

00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:38,325

- (people chuckle)

- You find everything?



860

00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:39,836

Yeah, I'm cool.



861

00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,599

These high-end magazines

must be your touch,



862

00:40:41,639 --> 00:40:43,072

'cause the only thing

my Pops reads



863

00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:45,098

is "The Sun Times"

and "La Opinión."



864

00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:48,908

You want to see

something really cool?



865

00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:52,609

Check this out. It's all about what's

happening underground



866

00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:56,142

with music, art, theater--

that kind of stuff.



867

00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:58,985

- Mmm.

- You ever think about doing theater?



868

00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:00,490

Yeah, I started

in theater.



869

00:41:00,524 --> 00:41:02,856

But I'm just focused

on film and TV now.



870

00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:05,191

Yeah. You know

what you should do?



871

00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:08,323

- Telenovela.

- Oh, yeah, right.



872

00:41:08,365 --> 00:41:10,799

- (both laugh)

- Rogelio,



873

00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:12,530

why didn't you tell me

before we slept together



874

00:41:12,570 --> 00:41:14,504

you were once

married to my mother!



875

00:41:14,538 --> 00:41:16,472

Because when you climaxed

and screamed "l love you, Papi,"



876

00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:18,498

- I thought you already knew.

- You watch that?



877

00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:20,533

Y'all gotta pay,

'cause I ain't got money for y'all.



878

00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:21,909

That's just crazy.



879

00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:31,652

You all right, baby?

Ozzy!



880

00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:35,716

- Whoa whoa.

- Tina: Ozzy!



881

00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,195

- We gotta go.

- What about the beer?



882

00:41:39,230 --> 00:41:41,357

- Come on.

- You okay?



883

00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:46,164

Yeah.



884

00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:53,874

These were on sale yesterday.

You missed it.



885

00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:03,078

I see everyone at the store is

still crazy, huh?



886

00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,179

- Yeah yeah.

- (beeps)



887

00:42:05,222 --> 00:42:09,090

Look. Your old man

finally modernized.



888

00:42:09,126 --> 00:42:11,890

This new system lets

you know how much you're wasting,



889

00:42:11,929 --> 00:42:13,760

so you can cost

things out better.



890

00:42:13,797 --> 00:42:17,096

Last week we took 3¢ off

a pound of pork chops.



891

00:42:17,134 --> 00:42:20,160

- You actually know how to use that thing?

- Not really.



892

00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,900

Ozzy usually

prints it out,



893

00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:25,738

but I want everything running

like a well-oiled machine



894

00:42:25,776 --> 00:42:28,677

for when you take over.

You'll get the hang of this in no time.



895

00:42:28,712 --> 00:42:29,906

And you've always got Ozzy.



896

00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:33,041

So when do you think

you can start?



897

00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:36,109

Uh, look, Dad, l--



898

00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:38,383

Look, it'll help you take

your mind off things.



899

00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:44,651

- I'm-- I'm sorry.

- No, it's...



900

00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:49,891

You're barely home,

for Christ's sake.



901

00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:56,632

You take-- you rest up.

You take your time.



902

00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:01,638

You come to work

when you're ready.



903

00:43:04,815 --> 00:43:06,305

Okay.



904

00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:17,155

- Yo, Jesse, let's go hang downtown.

- What's up?



905

00:43:17,194 --> 00:43:19,662

I've got a couple of rich honeys waiting

for us down there.



906

00:43:19,697 --> 00:43:21,494

- No no, I'm cool, brother.

- Why not?



907

00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,557

What you mean,

you're cool, man?



908

00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,569

Come on, bro.



909

00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,628

I saw the look.



910

00:43:27,671 --> 00:43:29,502

What look?



911

00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,405

What look?



912

00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:34,809

Well, don't do it, okay?



913

00:43:34,845 --> 00:43:36,813

- What?

- I know Marissa is all cool.



914

00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:39,680

She's still fine after

all her baby-mama drama.



915

00:43:39,717 --> 00:43:41,514

- Whatever.

- Come on, bro.



916

00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:43,645

APuerto Ricanwoman--



917

00:43:43,687 --> 00:43:46,315

she's never gonna forgive

that you dropped her, bro.



918

00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:48,325

- That you dumped her like that.

- I didn't--



919

00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:51,192

Forget that, all right?

Even if you guys were



920

00:43:51,228 --> 00:43:53,594

to get back together,

she's gonna seem nice,



921

00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,758

but she gonna make you pay

for that shit every day.



922

00:43:55,799 --> 00:43:57,289

They're like that, bro.



923

00:43:57,334 --> 00:43:58,631

You don't know what are

you talking about.



924

00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:00,864

What do you mean?

A million years from now



925

00:44:00,904 --> 00:44:04,032

aliens could come down,

they resurrect her ass.



926

00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:06,508

What's the first thing

she's gonna say?



927

00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:08,943

"Where is that

son of a bitch Jesse?"



928

00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:11,140

No. We could

be friends, bro.



929

00:44:11,181 --> 00:44:13,274

"We could be friends."



930

00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:16,650

That's white people shit.



931

00:44:16,687 --> 00:44:18,655

- All right, Johnny.

- Come on. Jesse, yo!



932

00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:20,680

What?



933

00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:23,215

( geese honking )



934

00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:25,728

Jesse:

Marissa! Hey!



935

00:44:25,763 --> 00:44:27,731

Jesse, what are

you doing here?



936

00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:29,665

I remembered you used to

take this path to work.



937

00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:32,669

- Can I talk to you for a second?

- No, I'm late for work.



938

00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:34,671

- Well, we can walk and talk.

- No no no.



939

00:44:34,705 --> 00:44:37,731

I thought that I could

do this friend thing, but I can't.



940

00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:40,369

Five years together

and you break up with me in a letter.



941

00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:42,208

You didn't even have

the guts to tell me before you left.



942

00:44:42,246 --> 00:44:44,180

You think I knew

what the hell I wanted?



943

00:44:44,214 --> 00:44:46,648

I was 23,

claustrophobic,



944

00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,709

Mauricio and Roxanna were

off doing their thing.



945

00:44:48,752 --> 00:44:50,879

I just needed

to get out too!



946

00:44:50,921 --> 00:44:53,014

I thought all my life's major

questions were answered.



947

00:44:53,057 --> 00:44:55,048

I had you,

I had the bodega.



948

00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:57,652

If I was gonna make it,

I had to move on!



949

00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,186

- And I knew that you did too.

- You--



950

00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:02,027

you tore my world apart!



951

00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:04,364

And there was nothing

that I could do about it.



952

00:45:04,401 --> 00:45:06,699

Believe me, if I had known the way

things were gonna turn out,



953

00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:09,262

- I would have never gone.

- I suppose I can't even get mad at you



954

00:45:09,306 --> 00:45:12,503

- because you're a goddamn war hero.

- I'm not.



955

00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,101

Please.



956

00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:21,111

A guy in my unit died

because of me!



957

00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:53,339

My buddy Lenny.



958

00:45:54,785 --> 00:45:56,912

He was this funny kid

from Wisconsin.



959

00:45:56,954 --> 00:45:58,888

He always wore



960

00:45:58,922 --> 00:46:02,119

his high school basketball jersey

underneath his fatigues.



961

00:46:03,861 --> 00:46:06,056

Anyway...



962

00:46:06,096 --> 00:46:09,862

we had taken up position

in this abandoned house.



963

00:46:11,535 --> 00:46:14,003

Insurgents had left

all this food behind.



964

00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,474

We were hunkered

in there for the night,



965

00:46:17,508 --> 00:46:20,409

so Whitey,

our squad leader,



966

00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:22,412

said that he would treat us

to a home-cooked meal.



967

00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:25,745

I was on lookout

at the window.



968

00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:29,549

Lenny made me

switch with him.



969

00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:34,451

I maybe had,

like, three bites



970

00:46:34,491 --> 00:46:37,517

and some asshole launched an RPG

right through the window.



971

00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:39,961

Lenny's--



972

00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:42,488

Lenny's body was blown

back to the table.



973

00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:48,634

And do you know

how I felt?



974

00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,367

I was happy.



975

00:46:53,410 --> 00:46:55,844

I-I was so happy



976

00:46:55,879 --> 00:46:57,608

to be alive.



977

00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,878

I'm so sorry, Jesse.



978

00:46:59,917 --> 00:47:03,353

( sighs )

Yeah.



979

00:47:03,387 --> 00:47:05,548

I was the lucky one.



980

00:47:06,924 --> 00:47:08,858

Yeah.



981

00:47:10,093 --> 00:47:12,584

His poor family.



982

00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:15,831

Have you talked

to them?



983

00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:17,697

No.



984

00:47:17,734 --> 00:47:19,599

It wouldn't make

a difference.



985

00:47:22,606 --> 00:47:24,574

- Yeah.

- Yeah.



986

00:47:24,608 --> 00:47:26,872

He was

their only son.



987

00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,984

- Mauricio: Ahem.

- (family whispering)



988

00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:43,424

Edy: Jesse.



989

00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:50,932

Hey, Father Torres.

Good to see you.



990

00:47:50,968 --> 00:47:53,436

Nice to have you home, son.

Any more soy sauce?



991

00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:55,870

Jesse, look.

I've taken it upon myself



992

00:47:55,906 --> 00:47:58,272

to bring Father Torres here

to talk to Mom and Dad.



993

00:47:58,308 --> 00:48:00,742

- So just go with it, please. Okay?

- And where's Mom?



994

00:48:00,777 --> 00:48:03,371

Roxanna: She went out for happy hour

with Cheryl and Gladys.



995

00:48:03,413 --> 00:48:05,108

- Seriously?

- Yeah.



996

00:48:05,148 --> 00:48:07,013

She can go if she wants.

She's a grown woman.



997

00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:09,518

You know she's gonna

kill you, right?



998

00:48:09,553 --> 00:48:11,282

Yeah, I'll take my chances.

Go sit down.



999

00:48:11,321 --> 00:48:13,846

Okay, everybody,

just-- please.



1000

00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:16,052

Hi, baby.



1001

00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:18,789

I'm sorry I embarrassed

you this morning.



1002

00:48:18,829 --> 00:48:22,026

It's okay, Mom. I just wanted to tell you

that Father Torres is here.



1003

00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:24,090

Ay, Dios mio.

Who died?



1004

00:48:24,134 --> 00:48:27,467

Nobody died, Ma.

Before you say no-- don't say no--



1005

00:48:27,504 --> 00:48:29,972

I brought Father Torres here to talk to

you and Dad about the divorce, okay?



1006

00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:31,907

- Please, Ma.

- No!



1007

00:48:31,942 --> 00:48:34,240

You've got to think this through before

you go through with it.



1008

00:48:34,278 --> 00:48:36,075

- Did he tell you to do this?

- No, Dad had nothing to do with it.



1009

00:48:36,113 --> 00:48:37,808

- I'm going upstairs.

- Ma, you're not going anywhere.



1010

00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:39,577

You're going out there

to talk to Father Torres.



1011

00:48:39,616 --> 00:48:41,083

Do you know the mouth

on that man?



1012

00:48:41,118 --> 00:48:42,915

The whole neighborhood's

going to know.



1013

00:48:42,953 --> 00:48:44,614

- This is about your family.

- I didn't make any food.



1014

00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:46,145

It doesn't matter.

Sarah ordered Chinese food.



1015

00:48:46,189 --> 00:48:47,986

- She gave him takeout?

- Yes, Ma.



1016

00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:50,255

Go out there.

Be brave.



1017

00:48:50,294 --> 00:48:54,390

Father Torres,

so nice to see you.



1018

00:48:54,431 --> 00:48:56,331

Do you, um...



1019

00:48:56,366 --> 00:48:59,665

I could fix you some

real food if you'd like.



1020

00:48:59,703 --> 00:49:02,729

Don't trouble yourself.

I'll be fine with a couple of these eggrolls



1021

00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,469

and some more coquito.

Your son tells me



1022

00:49:05,509 --> 00:49:07,602

that you and Edy are

contemplating divorce.



1023

00:49:07,644 --> 00:49:09,942

Oh no no, Father, no.



1024

00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:12,278

I am getting a divorce.



1025

00:49:12,316 --> 00:49:15,342

See, my husband

broke his vows



1026

00:49:15,385 --> 00:49:17,285

and sinned against God.



1027

00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:19,084

Father, it's Christmas.

How about a little sermon



1028

00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:22,091

about Jesus being born

so we can be forgiven for our sins?



1029

00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:24,059

I'm not changing my mind.



1030

00:49:26,129 --> 00:49:28,757

Now I am sorry, Father,



1031

00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:31,097

that my son dragged you

all the way out here



1032

00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:35,594

for takeout because

these women can't cook.



1033

00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:37,766

It's the least

I can do.



1034

00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,605

No wonder I don't

have a grandchild.



1035

00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:41,975

That's what you can

do for me, Father.



1036

00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:43,502

Can I get some more

rum for my coquito?



1037

00:49:43,547 --> 00:49:46,311

Pray that I will hold



1038

00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:48,978

- a grandchild before I'm dead.

- Here we go again.



1039

00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:51,214

Maybe there are reasons why they're

holding back on having children.



1040

00:49:51,254 --> 00:49:53,950

He'd rather take care of

a hedge fund than a baby.



1041

00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:56,687

- You went crying to your mother?

- I didn't go crying.



1042

00:49:56,727 --> 00:49:58,820

- It wasn't really crying.

- Can you blame him?



1043

00:49:58,862 --> 00:50:00,887

What did you expect?



1044

00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:03,798

With all this traveling

and all these hours



1045

00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:06,803

with a hedge fund, the only sex

he'll be having is on the phone.



1046

00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,896

- ( laughs )

- Oh, no no.



1047

00:50:08,939 --> 00:50:10,873

He'll be lucky

if he gets that.



1048

00:50:11,942 --> 00:50:14,502

You know,

the only reason



1049

00:50:14,544 --> 00:50:16,375

that he wants a baby now



1050

00:50:16,413 --> 00:50:19,007

is so that he can try

to one-up Jesse



1051

00:50:19,049 --> 00:50:21,381

in pleasing you

and Edyberto.



1052

00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:23,682

- What the hell's she talking about?

- That's not true, Sarah.



1053

00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:25,813

- Yes it is.

- You take one psych course at Brandeis



1054

00:50:25,856 --> 00:50:28,689

- and you're Sigmund Freud?

- Excuse us, Father.



1055

00:50:28,725 --> 00:50:31,250

Anna, Edy, perhaps you should

think about the family.



1056

00:50:31,294 --> 00:50:32,693

- We'd be fine.

- No we wouldn't be fine.



1057

00:50:32,729 --> 00:50:34,822

You'd still have your

mommy to run home to.



1058

00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:36,890

Look, daddy's girl,

I know for a fact I'm not the only one



1059

00:50:36,933 --> 00:50:38,230

you call when you're

strapped for cash.



1060

00:50:38,268 --> 00:50:39,895

She needed money

for head shots.



1061

00:50:39,936 --> 00:50:41,563

You sent her money

behind my back?



1062

00:50:41,605 --> 00:50:43,573

- Don't talk to me anymore.

- Do you see?



1063

00:50:43,607 --> 00:50:46,770

Do you see the lies

that I have to put up with, Father?



1064

00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:51,042

What does Roxanna need

money for a head shot for?



1065

00:50:51,081 --> 00:50:53,572

- She's a star.

- Ma, I'm not a star.



1066

00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:55,380

Okay?

I'm not a star. That's it.



1067

00:50:55,419 --> 00:50:57,717

Everybody thinks I live this

glamorous life in Hollywood



1068

00:50:57,754 --> 00:51:00,416

when I can barely pay

my rent on a dumpy studio



1069

00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:03,051

and the payments

on a 1999 Kia.



1070

00:51:05,095 --> 00:51:07,290

- What?

- God!



1071

00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:09,423

You know what?

I just wish I could have my life



1072

00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:12,264

handed to me on a silver platter

like Jesse over here.



1073

00:51:12,302 --> 00:51:14,463

- Oh, hell yeah.

- Yeah.



1074

00:51:14,504 --> 00:51:16,768

The prodigal son returns and the rest

of us just get pushed to the side



1075

00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:19,105

'cause the little prince is here.

Everything for the little prince.



1076

00:51:19,142 --> 00:51:21,542

- Is that what you think?

- Yeah, that's what I think, Jesse.



1077

00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:23,205

Why don't one of you come home

and take care of the bodega?



1078

00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:24,804

Can we all

just calm down?



1079

00:51:24,848 --> 00:51:27,715

Because you're off living

your own lives, right?



1080

00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:29,548

What about my life?



1081

00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:33,545

I try to get out and do l

end up in New York or LA?



1082

00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,080

No, I end up in lraq.



1083

00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:37,093

And what do I got

to show for it?



1084

00:51:37,127 --> 00:51:40,221

And you think I can just

come home and run the bodega?



1085

00:51:40,263 --> 00:51:43,130

- Bodegas are good businesses.

- I'm not gonna run the bodega!



1086

00:51:43,166 --> 00:51:45,100

And that's the voice of God,

ladies and gentlemen.



1087

00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:47,330

- Maybe we should say a prayer.

- Shut up!



1088

00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:52,833

So what are you

gonna do?



1089

00:51:56,513 --> 00:51:59,038

I'm gonna--



1090

00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:02,683

I'm gonna go back

to lraq.



1091

00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:06,847

I'm gonna sign up

for another tour.



1092

00:52:08,892 --> 00:52:11,554

- Mijo, that's not gonna change anything.

- Maybe.



1093

00:52:13,663 --> 00:52:16,860

But at least there I feel

like I have some purpose.



1094

00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:19,130

- Jesse.

- No.



1095

00:52:19,169 --> 00:52:21,194

No no no no.



1096

00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:31,146

(crying)

I just wish we hadn't let him



1097

00:52:31,181 --> 00:52:33,342

sign up

in the first place.



1098

00:52:33,383 --> 00:52:36,944

There are a lot of things

I wish I hadn't done.



1099

00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:39,387

Well, you can't take

them back now, can you?



1100

00:52:39,422 --> 00:52:42,516

What's done is done.



1101

00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:44,857

Where's Mauricio?



1102

00:52:44,895 --> 00:52:47,193

Look, I'm sorry

about what I said.



1103

00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:49,323

I do want

to have a baby.



1104

00:52:49,366 --> 00:52:52,529

I just don't understand why

it has to be this second,



1105

00:52:52,569 --> 00:52:55,163

when I've got this

huge opportunity.



1106

00:52:55,205 --> 00:52:58,641

I'm not stupid.

I understand that I can't have it all.



1107

00:52:58,675 --> 00:53:01,200

That at 36, my fertility



1108

00:53:01,244 --> 00:53:03,974

is going into a freefall



1109

00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,039

and that I may have

to use the eggs



1110

00:53:06,082 --> 00:53:07,879

of some attractive

lvy League student



1111

00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:10,079

who wants to get ahead

on paying off their student loans.



1112

00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,556

- Look, I'd be happy to adopt.

- (crying)



1113

00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:16,923

But Mauricio being a Latin

doesn't feel the same way.



1114

00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:21,819

I promise we will

have children.



1115

00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:24,698

It may not be this second,



1116

00:53:24,734 --> 00:53:27,362

but we will someday,

okay?



1117

00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:31,969

That doesn't make you

feel any better?



1118

00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:36,569

Jesse's going to sign up

for another tour in lraq.



1119

00:53:44,221 --> 00:53:46,314

I'm so sorry.



1120

00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,621

Mauricio and the kids

went down to Julio's Bar.



1121

00:53:51,661 --> 00:53:53,630

You want me to drive

you down there?



1122

00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:55,598

(Latin music playing)



1123

00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:05,166

(singing in Spanish)



1124

00:54:10,513 --> 00:54:12,538

This music is beautiful.



1125

00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:15,142

Anna and l, we danced

the first time we met to this song.



1126

00:54:16,786 --> 00:54:18,981

Mauricio was conceived

to this song.



1127

00:54:19,022 --> 00:54:21,286

Okay, I don't think I needed

to hear all that.



1128

00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:23,292

(groans)



1129

00:54:25,295 --> 00:54:27,855

(horn honks)



1130

00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:34,332

In the glove compartment,

there's medicine.



1131

00:54:41,344 --> 00:54:44,142

- Which one?

- The green cap.



1132

00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:46,648

- ( groans )

- Here.



1133

00:55:02,065 --> 00:55:04,363

Don't tell anyone, Sarah.



1134

00:55:04,401 --> 00:55:06,164

Please.



1135

00:55:11,975 --> 00:55:14,637

Does Anna know?



1136

00:55:14,678 --> 00:55:17,977

I just want to enjoy

Christmas with my family.



1137

00:55:18,014 --> 00:55:20,983

Not that they

make it so easy.



1138

00:55:27,223 --> 00:55:29,817

(cheering)



1139

00:55:32,429 --> 00:55:35,626

I love you guys so much.



1140

00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:37,963

- I love you too, Sarah.

- I do.



1141

00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:40,492

- We love you too, baby. It's okay.

- Let's dance.



1142

00:55:40,537 --> 00:55:43,028

- No, I don't want to--

- Get a room.



1143

00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:45,132

Come on.

Come on.



1144

00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:48,474

All right.

I don't need to be here.



1145

00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:50,206

I think he slipped

her a hit of E.



1146

00:55:50,246 --> 00:55:52,305

- Think he wants a kid that bad?

- Yeah.



1147

00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:55,375

All you got to do is look at a Puerto Rican

girl to get her pregnant.



1148

00:55:55,418 --> 00:55:57,682

- Shut up.

- Come on, come on.



1149

00:55:57,721 --> 00:56:00,189

- Whoo-hoo.

- Johnny: Mira.



1150

00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:02,316

This is what a real women

looks like with a burka.



1151

00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:04,259

Right? You go, lady.

Come on, you go now.



1152

00:56:04,294 --> 00:56:05,818

Wrap our soldier boy

over there



1153

00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:07,523

with some red, white

and blue love.



1154

00:56:07,564 --> 00:56:10,260

Your friend here says you

got shot up pretty bad.



1155

00:56:10,300 --> 00:56:12,268

Oh, yeah yeah yeah.

They shot off his dick.



1156

00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:15,362

But then they replaced

it with a bionic one



1157

00:56:15,405 --> 00:56:17,669

and he could jack up a car

and change the tire



1158

00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:19,436

at the same time.



1159

00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:21,444

Really?



1160

00:56:21,478 --> 00:56:24,675

(speaks Spanish)



1161

00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:27,706

I'm just kidding.

Excuse me. I'm sorry.



1162

00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:30,515

He's still got all his factory parts,

right, Papi?



1163

00:56:30,553 --> 00:56:32,384

So you wanna dance?



1164

00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:34,185

Roxanna:

Jesse, don't you dare. Jesse.



1165

00:56:34,224 --> 00:56:36,385

- I'm-- I'm cool.

- Come on, bro.



1166

00:56:36,426 --> 00:56:39,395

- Go, man, go.

- Roxanna: He's cool.



1167

00:56:39,429 --> 00:56:41,454

You heard him,

he's cool.



1168

00:56:41,498 --> 00:56:44,194

- (dance music playing)

- Oh no.



1169

00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:47,635

That's my song.

That's my song, y'all.



1170

00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:50,138

- Yo, that's my song.

- Oh no.



1171

00:56:50,173 --> 00:56:53,734

Oh, yes.

Go get 'em, Mo.



1172

00:56:56,312 --> 00:56:58,075

(laughing)



1173

00:57:03,953 --> 00:57:05,818

Come on.

Come on.



1174

00:57:05,855 --> 00:57:09,723

Johnny:

Oh, he likes that.



1175

00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:12,489

Come on, Mo.

Yeah!



1176

00:57:12,529 --> 00:57:16,295

You got moves.

You go, boy, yeah!



1177

00:57:18,835 --> 00:57:21,463

All:

Go Mo. Go Mo.



1178

00:57:25,041 --> 00:57:27,305

- Oh!

- Oh!



1179

00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:34,678

Go Mo.

Go Mo.



1180

00:57:34,717 --> 00:57:38,016

Oh!



1181

00:57:40,723 --> 00:57:43,988

- Ay yi yi yi yi...

- Whoo!



1182

00:57:45,795 --> 00:57:47,956

God, it feels good

to be back.



1183

00:57:47,997 --> 00:57:49,988

- Help me, Sarah.

- That was great.



1184

00:57:50,033 --> 00:57:53,196

My coccyx.

I broke my coccyx.



1185

00:57:53,236 --> 00:57:56,330

All I'm asking is

if a shot is $5,



1186

00:57:56,372 --> 00:57:58,465

- how much for a sip?

- A sip?



1187

00:57:58,508 --> 00:58:00,999

Yeah, a sip.

Just a half a shot maybe.



1188

00:58:01,044 --> 00:58:03,672

Can you please take

that thing down?



1189

00:58:03,713 --> 00:58:06,181

Why? You the biggest star

to come out of this neighborhood.



1190

00:58:06,216 --> 00:58:08,207

Can I buy you a round?



1191

00:58:08,251 --> 00:58:11,345

Wow. I can't believe it.

You guys are gonna pay for something?



1192

00:58:11,387 --> 00:58:13,287

I'm only cheap

when it comes to me.



1193

00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:15,154

- How much is her drink?

- $8.



1194

00:58:15,191 --> 00:58:17,386

- What if she doesn't drink all of it?

- Never mind.



1195

00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:19,827

Could I please have some

change for the jukebox?



1196

00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:21,728

Thanks.



1197

00:58:25,034 --> 00:58:26,695

Is there something

you want to tell me?



1198

00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:28,704

No.



1199

00:58:28,738 --> 00:58:30,831

- Is there something you want to tell me?

- About?



1200

00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:33,069

Ozzy.



1201

00:58:33,109 --> 00:58:36,078

Come on, you have to admit

he's really hot.



1202

00:58:36,112 --> 00:58:37,704

He's a thug.



1203

00:58:37,747 --> 00:58:39,874

No, he hasn't been messed up

in that shit for a while.



1204

00:58:39,916 --> 00:58:41,247

Yeah, well, we'll see

how long that lasts.



1205

00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:43,252

- What does that mean?

- Nothing.



1206

00:58:43,286 --> 00:58:45,880

Just seeing Alexis again

made me remember how bad things got.



1207

00:58:45,922 --> 00:58:48,413

(ringtone plays)



1208

00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:50,449

My agent.



1209

00:58:54,397 --> 00:58:56,331

- They called.

- And?



1210

00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:58,357

Roger rushed off

to his anger management class



1211

00:58:58,401 --> 00:59:00,665

- and didn't say anything.

- Is that it?



1212

00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:03,399

You told me to call

you if I heard anything.



1213

00:59:03,439 --> 00:59:05,999

Well, you know, maybe they

called about something else.



1214

00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:08,442

Or maybe they just didn't want

to ruin my Christmas.



1215

00:59:08,478 --> 00:59:10,878

Please. All right look, girl,

I've got to jump.



1216

00:59:10,914 --> 00:59:13,178

- I'll hit you later.

- Wait.



1217

00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:15,343

Bye.



1218

00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:18,684

This ain't Cali, girl. They ain't gonna arrest

you for smoking inside.



1219

00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:20,848

I had to use the phone.



1220

00:59:20,890 --> 00:59:22,858

- Want to go for a walk?

- No.



1221

00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:24,416

I don't want

to leave my girl.



1222

00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:26,951

- Oh, really?

- Really.



1223

00:59:26,996 --> 00:59:29,556

Maybe we should give

'em some space.



1224

00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,961

Come on, let's go.



1225

00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:35,129

- Come on.

- I don't know.



1226

00:59:35,171 --> 00:59:37,435

Cabby!



1227

00:59:48,818 --> 00:59:50,581

Jesse:

Someplace a little more quiet.



1228

00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:52,611

Come on, I just want

to talk to you.



1229

00:59:52,655 --> 00:59:54,714

Hola, mi amor.



1230

00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:56,748

Hey.



1231

00:59:58,161 --> 01:00:00,288

- Jesse.

- Hey.



1232

01:00:00,330 --> 01:00:02,890

Can I buy

you guys a drink?



1233

01:00:02,932 --> 01:00:05,628

- I'm cool.

- No.



1234

01:00:09,205 --> 01:00:11,833

Ozzy: So why did it take you

three years to come back?



1235

01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:14,741

God, I've just been

crazy busy, you know?



1236

01:00:14,777 --> 01:00:17,473

If it's not one thing,

it's something else.



1237

01:00:17,513 --> 01:00:20,949

Shit, who am I kidding?



1238

01:00:20,984 --> 01:00:23,646

I'm sure

you've heard everything.



1239

01:00:23,686 --> 01:00:26,120

You'll catch a break.

You just--



1240

01:00:26,155 --> 01:00:27,679

you just got

to hang in there.



1241

01:00:27,724 --> 01:00:29,351

Caught a break.



1242

01:00:29,392 --> 01:00:32,088

What if I'm waiting

on something that never happens?



1243

01:00:32,128 --> 01:00:33,652

How much more time

should I waste?



1244

01:00:33,696 --> 01:00:35,823

A year?

Two? 10?



1245

01:00:35,865 --> 01:00:39,801

Stuck in the same place while everybody

else's life is moving forward.



1246

01:00:39,836 --> 01:00:41,599

So what are you gonna do?

Move back?



1247

01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,606

Yeah, maybe.

I don't know.



1248

01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,699

That wouldn't be

the worst thing, right?



1249

01:00:48,678 --> 01:00:51,044

I never thought I'd hear

that coming from you.



1250

01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,947

I'm 29 years old



1251

01:00:53,983 --> 01:00:56,645

and I'm sick and tired of someone else

deciding my fate



1252

01:00:56,686 --> 01:00:59,951

when I'm just as good

if not better



1253

01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:01,684

than most of the actresses

out there.



1254

01:01:01,724 --> 01:01:04,022

- They don't know me.

- You are good.



1255

01:01:04,060 --> 01:01:07,052

Like that time that you played

that homeless chick in "One Way Ticket."



1256

01:01:07,096 --> 01:01:09,155

- You saw that?

- Are you kidding?



1257

01:01:09,198 --> 01:01:11,393

You killed it.

You're like the Puerto Rican Meryl Streep.



1258

01:01:11,434 --> 01:01:12,958

Yeah, right.



1259

01:01:13,002 --> 01:01:15,630

Your parents made us watch

the DVD like five times.



1260

01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,765

- Of course they did.

- Yeah.



1261

01:01:20,943 --> 01:01:23,207

Look, don't tell

anybody what I said.



1262

01:01:23,246 --> 01:01:26,409

All right?

I'm all over the place right now.



1263

01:01:27,784 --> 01:01:30,082

I'll think about it.



1264

01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:34,080

You'll think about it?



1265

01:01:34,123 --> 01:01:37,058

- Don't make me kick your ass.

- You got to catch me.



1266

01:01:37,093 --> 01:01:38,890

- Kick my ass.

- Don't make--



1267

01:01:38,928 --> 01:01:41,863

- Kick my ass. What?

- I will kick your ass.



1268

01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:45,334

Why are you running?

Why are you running?



1269

01:02:05,588 --> 01:02:07,783

We didn't use protection.



1270

01:02:07,824 --> 01:02:11,419

Nope. You said you wanted

to make a baby.



1271

01:02:11,461 --> 01:02:13,588

I was completely loaded.



1272

01:02:13,629 --> 01:02:15,722

In vino veritas.



1273

01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:17,699

Oh, really?

Oh, really?



1274

01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:20,134

And I probably told the bartender

he looked like George Clooney.



1275

01:02:20,169 --> 01:02:22,364

Mm-hmm.

Among other things.



1276

01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:24,600

What's the date?

What's the date?



1277

01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,801

What is the date?



1278

01:02:26,843 --> 01:02:29,107

It's Christmas Eve,

December 24th.



1279

01:02:29,145 --> 01:02:32,444

Okay, that public library

event, I had my period.



1280

01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:34,473

- What are you doing?

- That's 19 days.



1281

01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:36,712

Okay, I'm okay.

We're okay.



1282

01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:39,984

I think we're okay.

I hope we're okay.



1283

01:02:40,022 --> 01:02:42,752

Mauricio, how could you take

advantage of me like that?



1284

01:02:42,792 --> 01:02:44,282

I didn't take

advantage of you.



1285

01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:46,318

- You took advantage of me.

- Oh!



1286

01:02:46,362 --> 01:02:48,489

You don't want to make

a baby anymore?



1287

01:02:48,531 --> 01:02:50,624

Oh, well, I just think

it's something



1288

01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:53,157

that we should be discussing

while I'm sober.



1289

01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:55,261

Okay, all right, all right.

You're sober now.



1290

01:02:55,304 --> 01:02:57,272

Let's discuss this.



1291

01:02:57,306 --> 01:02:59,501

Do you or don't you want

to make a baby with me?



1292

01:02:59,542 --> 01:03:02,010

I don't--

I don't want to talk about this.



1293

01:03:02,044 --> 01:03:04,308

I feel like shit.



1294

01:03:04,347 --> 01:03:06,315

Oh my God.



1295

01:03:06,349 --> 01:03:08,840

The colors in this room

are inducing a migraine.



1296

01:03:08,885 --> 01:03:11,319

Does that mean we're not

gonna try again?



1297

01:03:11,354 --> 01:03:13,822

Oh, eat me.



1298

01:03:15,958 --> 01:03:17,823

Don't even

think about it.



1299

01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:20,522

- (Latin music playing)

- (people celebrating)



1300

01:03:24,734 --> 01:03:27,328

Woman:

Merry Christmas, everyone.



1301

01:03:28,838 --> 01:03:31,432

Oh, you got moves.



1302

01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:34,238

No bad.

Now you spin.



1303

01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:38,906

Coquito, ladies?



1304

01:03:45,388 --> 01:03:47,447

Ozzy.



1305

01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:49,822

Ozzy, gracia, amigo.



1306

01:03:49,859 --> 01:03:51,850

Thank you, Edy.



1307

01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:57,664

- Uli, Uli. Feliz Navidad.

- Thank you.



1308

01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,895

- Tina.

- (phone rings)



1309

01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:03,201

Hello? Excuse me.

I'll be right back.



1310

01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:05,230

- Come on, baby.

- No.



1311

01:04:05,274 --> 01:04:07,174

- Coquito?

- Oh no.



1312

01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:09,235

- You think I don't know?

- Know what?



1313

01:04:09,278 --> 01:04:11,838

That every year your father gets me drunk

at the Christmas party



1314

01:04:11,881 --> 01:04:14,213

so I don't notice

how light my envelope is.



1315

01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:17,583

- Come on.

- Huh-uh, not gonna have any of that stuff



1316

01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:20,214

until I see the size

of my Christmas bonus.



1317

01:04:20,256 --> 01:04:22,247

All right.

Okay.



1318

01:04:22,291 --> 01:04:24,054

Not gonna trick me again.



1319

01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:37,066

Dad.



1320

01:04:37,106 --> 01:04:39,199

The rest of the checks.



1321

01:04:39,242 --> 01:04:41,733

- Yeah, I got it.

- All right.



1322

01:04:41,777 --> 01:04:43,244

Go. You go.



1323

01:04:43,279 --> 01:04:44,871

Go hang out with

Johnny or something.



1324

01:04:44,914 --> 01:04:46,541

Don't feel like you've got

to stick around here.



1325

01:04:46,582 --> 01:04:49,551

Dad, look, I know you're not

happy about me going back.



1326

01:04:49,585 --> 01:04:51,883

Of course I'm not.



1327

01:04:54,757 --> 01:04:57,089

Jesse, I'm your father.

I want you safe.



1328

01:04:57,126 --> 01:04:58,923

I want you here.



1329

01:05:00,796 --> 01:05:03,560

I'm sorry.



1330

01:05:03,599 --> 01:05:06,033

How can I make

you understand?



1331

01:05:06,068 --> 01:05:09,299

You can't.

Just like I can't make you stay.



1332

01:05:14,443 --> 01:05:17,640

There's a point when all a father can do

is just get out of the way.



1333

01:05:21,984 --> 01:05:24,282

Thanks, Dad.



1334

01:05:33,162 --> 01:05:34,925

I'd better give

Tina her check.



1335

01:05:34,964 --> 01:05:36,488

Otherwise she's gonna

start the revolution.



1336

01:05:39,802 --> 01:05:41,599

Any word?



1337

01:05:41,637 --> 01:05:43,764

No, I'm just texting

my girl.



1338

01:05:43,806 --> 01:05:45,330

What are you telling her?



1339

01:05:45,374 --> 01:05:47,604

How much you had last night

in the fine city of Chicago?



1340

01:05:47,643 --> 01:05:51,238

No, I'm telling her how

freaking freezing it is here.



1341

01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,612

Cali had made you

all soft, girl.



1342

01:05:53,649 --> 01:05:56,413

You move back here,

you'll be wearing hot pants in this weather.



1343

01:05:56,452 --> 01:05:59,012

Yeah, well, hopefully

I'll get this show.



1344

01:05:59,055 --> 01:06:00,920

Yeah, I hope so.



1345

01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:03,118

Hey, I had a really

good time last night.



1346

01:06:03,159 --> 01:06:05,684

- Great time last night.

- Me too.



1347

01:06:05,728 --> 01:06:07,320

Really good time.



1348

01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:09,126

But I just don't want you

to get the wrong impression.



1349

01:06:09,165 --> 01:06:13,033

Nah, come on.

You're like a sister to me.



1350

01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:14,798

Yeah, that's what I told

Jesse this morning.



1351

01:06:14,837 --> 01:06:17,305

That you're like a brother

and it's just weird.



1352

01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:19,171

Don't even worry about it.



1353

01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:21,870

- I'm gonna grab a drink.

- Okay.



1354

01:06:21,911 --> 01:06:24,072

I'll see you later?



1355

01:06:26,382 --> 01:06:28,009

Okay.



1356

01:06:30,019 --> 01:06:32,783

(singing in Spanish)



1357

01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:35,882

(Sarah singing in Spanish)



1358

01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:40,896

(laughs)

Mira eso.



1359

01:06:40,930 --> 01:06:43,797

Sarah, you've been practicing

for the parranda.



1360

01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:47,064

I'm trying. I didn't exactly grow up

singing Christmas carols.



1361

01:06:47,103 --> 01:06:49,469

No, you're doing great.



1362

01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,632

I can't tell you

what this means to me.



1363

01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:54,734

I look forward to

the parranda all year.



1364

01:06:54,777 --> 01:06:57,302

You must be

looking for this.



1365

01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,507

Thank you.



1366

01:06:59,548 --> 01:07:03,211

Listen, thank you

for keeping my secret.



1367

01:07:03,252 --> 01:07:05,345

Look, Edyberto,



1368

01:07:05,388 --> 01:07:08,380

I really appreciate

your trust in me.



1369

01:07:08,424 --> 01:07:11,723

Who else can I trust? You're the only one

who's not Puerto Rican in this house.



1370

01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:14,730

But I really think

you need to tell them.



1371

01:07:14,764 --> 01:07:17,062

I'll tell them soon enough.



1372

01:07:17,099 --> 01:07:19,590

Life is short, Sarah.



1373

01:07:19,635 --> 01:07:22,604

I don't want anything to get in the way

of them having a good time.



1374

01:07:22,638 --> 01:07:25,232

- You understand?

- Pop, where are the mitten warmers?



1375

01:07:25,274 --> 01:07:27,003

Yeah, coming.



1376

01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,034

No no no no no.



1377

01:07:29,078 --> 01:07:31,569

- Keep practicing.

- Mm-hmm.



1378

01:07:31,614 --> 01:07:34,082

(both singing in Spanish)



1379

01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:41,519

- (doorbell ringing)

- Anna: Guys, come on. Hurry up.



1380

01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:44,185

Vamos pa' la parranda.



1381

01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,592

Here we go.

Here we go.



1382

01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:50,532

Anna, Roxanna,

vámonos.



1383

01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:53,091

(all talking)



1384

01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:59,974

- There they go.

- j& The first noel... j&



1385

01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:04,969

- Merry Christmas.

- j& The angels did say j&



1386

01:08:05,014 --> 01:08:09,974

j& Was to certain

poor shepherds j&



1387

01:08:10,019 --> 01:08:14,581

j& In fields

where they lay j&



1388

01:08:14,623 --> 01:08:19,083

- j& Noel, noel... j&

- La parranda!



1389

01:08:19,128 --> 01:08:24,964

j& Noel, noel j&



1390

01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,800

j& Born isthe king j&



1391

01:08:28,838 --> 01:08:31,671

j& Of lsrael. j&



1392

01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:35,074

(cheers)



1393

01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:40,139

j& Come all ye faithful j&



1394

01:08:40,182 --> 01:08:44,676

j& Joyful and triumphant j&



1395

01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:47,154

j& O come ye j&



1396

01:08:47,189 --> 01:08:49,817

j& O come ye j&



1397

01:08:49,859 --> 01:08:54,455

j& To Bethlehem j&



1398

01:08:54,497 --> 01:08:59,366

j& Come and behold him j&



1399

01:08:59,401 --> 01:09:03,838

j& Born the king

of angels j&



1400

01:09:03,873 --> 01:09:08,708

j& O come let us

adore him j&



1401

01:09:08,744 --> 01:09:13,238

j& O come

let us adore him... j&



1402

01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,516

Ozzy, come on.



1403

01:09:19,555 --> 01:09:22,285

Come on.



1404

01:09:22,324 --> 01:09:23,814

They're over here.

Give me the baby.



1405

01:09:23,859 --> 01:09:25,292

- Come on.

- They're right there.



1406

01:09:25,327 --> 01:09:30,697

j& O come

all ye faithful j&



1407

01:09:30,733 --> 01:09:35,170

j& Joyful and triumphant j&



1408

01:09:35,204 --> 01:09:40,471

j& O come

all ye faithful j&



1409

01:09:40,509 --> 01:09:44,843

j& Joyful and triumphant j&



1410

01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:50,079

j& O come all ye faithful j&



1411

01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:54,112

j& Joyful and triumphant... j&



1412

01:10:00,629 --> 01:10:03,598

(church bell tolling)



1413

01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:23,917

j& Joyful and triumphant. j&



1414

01:10:23,953 --> 01:10:27,286

(cheering)



1415

01:10:34,430 --> 01:10:34,697

(Latin music playing)



1416

01:10:34,697 --> 01:10:36,460

(Latin music playing)



1417

01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:32,887

- Have you seen your brother?

- Yeah, he's over there.



1418

01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,789

Why aren't

you two dancing?



1419

01:11:37,826 --> 01:11:39,316

And compete with them?



1420

01:11:44,233 --> 01:11:47,634

Excuse me.



1421

01:11:47,670 --> 01:11:50,138

Where did you get these earrings?

I want to get a pair for Gladys.



1422

01:11:50,172 --> 01:11:52,367

- They're beautiful.

- Okay, you know the--



1423

01:11:52,408 --> 01:11:54,638

What's going on?



1424

01:11:54,677 --> 01:11:57,271

We're going

to midnight mass.



1425

01:11:57,313 --> 01:12:00,714

Hey, Edy.

I see you've met my new novio.



1426

01:12:00,749 --> 01:12:02,717

Tony.



1427

01:12:02,751 --> 01:12:04,810

A pleasure.



1428

01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:06,946

- You coming to church?

- Please.



1429

01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:10,015

He hasn't been to midnight

mass in over 20 years.



1430

01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:12,323

- I'd love to come.

- Great.



1431

01:12:12,361 --> 01:12:14,420

Vámonos.



1432

01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:20,533

Roxanna.

Roxanna.



1433

01:12:20,569 --> 01:12:22,093

- Bye, Ma.

- Bye.



1434

01:12:27,509 --> 01:12:30,307

Yo, say thanks, baby.



1435

01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,576

Come on, Rox.

What you got, baby?



1436

01:12:57,940 --> 01:13:00,135

So you still got

some moves, huh?



1437

01:13:01,810 --> 01:13:03,505

Depends on who

my partner is.



1438

01:13:03,545 --> 01:13:05,206

(chuckles)



1439

01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:08,273

I'm sure you say that to

all the boys on the base.



1440

01:13:12,421 --> 01:13:15,720

- Stay away from my girl.

- We were just dancing.



1441

01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,228

Go get Ozzy.

Go get Ozzy.



1442

01:13:20,262 --> 01:13:22,560

Hey hey hey!



1443

01:13:22,598 --> 01:13:25,123

- You seen Ozzy?

- No, Mama, I ain't seen him.



1444

01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:27,431

Oh shit!



1445

01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:32,032

Ma.



1446

01:13:32,074 --> 01:13:33,905

You got to pick up

the pace, Ma.



1447

01:13:33,942 --> 01:13:36,137

I'm trying.

You got to be patient.



1448

01:13:36,178 --> 01:13:38,942

I can't wait for the sopadito

you're gonna cook for me upstairs.



1449

01:13:38,981 --> 01:13:41,643

We can have a party, you and me.

After all, it's Christmas.



1450

01:13:41,683 --> 01:13:44,277

You should apply

at the post office.



1451

01:13:44,319 --> 01:13:46,651

They hire extra people

at the holidays.



1452

01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:49,418

No, I will.

I'll do that on Monday. Okay, Mom?



1453

01:13:49,458 --> 01:13:52,484

I hope so.



1454

01:13:52,528 --> 01:13:54,826

Oh, merry Christmas.



1455

01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:56,831

Hey, Ma, you go

inside, okay?



1456

01:13:56,865 --> 01:13:58,958

Start that sopadito.

I got to talk to my boy here.



1457

01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:00,628

You sure?

You want to come in now?



1458

01:14:00,669 --> 01:14:03,103

No no, he's busy.

He's a busy guy.



1459

01:14:03,138 --> 01:14:05,333

(speaking Spanish)



1460

01:14:13,382 --> 01:14:15,612

Can't let you kill me

in front of my mom, man.



1461

01:14:18,554 --> 01:14:19,680

So you know why I'm here?



1462

01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:23,588

I guess it's payback time.



1463

01:14:23,625 --> 01:14:24,990

I'm ready, man.



1464

01:14:25,027 --> 01:14:27,291

I had 10 years

to be ready.



1465

01:14:27,329 --> 01:14:29,957

Let's go.



1466

01:14:42,044 --> 01:14:44,035

He was like a father

and mother to me.



1467

01:14:44,079 --> 01:14:47,674

It was either him or me, man.

It could have gone either way.



1468

01:14:47,716 --> 01:14:49,650

He was all I had.



1469

01:14:49,685 --> 01:14:52,381

I got nothing.



1470

01:14:52,421 --> 01:14:55,015

I got nothing!



1471

01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:57,389

Do what you got

to do, brother.



1472

01:15:13,775 --> 01:15:15,902

(phone ringing)



1473

01:15:39,735 --> 01:15:41,896

Come on.



1474

01:15:45,107 --> 01:15:47,701

- That you calling?

- Yeah, what the hell?



1475

01:15:47,743 --> 01:15:50,234

- You okay?

- Yeah.



1476

01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,471

(splashes)



1477

01:16:22,144 --> 01:16:24,806

- You must be cold.

- I'm fine.



1478

01:16:42,831 --> 01:16:45,493

(radio playing)



1479

01:16:56,712 --> 01:16:59,010

(turns radio off)



1480

01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:01,277

How could you do it?



1481

01:17:01,316 --> 01:17:03,682

Anna, you're the only woman

I've ever loved.



1482

01:17:03,719 --> 01:17:07,712

And Suzy Lee?

You think I don't know her name?



1483

01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:15,456

There'll be plenty of time to discuss this

after the holidays.



1484

01:17:15,497 --> 01:17:19,297

I just want us

to enjoy the kids.



1485

01:17:19,334 --> 01:17:22,132

Enjoy Christmas.



1486

01:17:26,708 --> 01:17:29,541

Afterthe kidsaregone,



1487

01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:33,378

you and I have nothing

left to say to each other.



1488

01:17:58,240 --> 01:18:00,970

(door opens)



1489

01:18:01,009 --> 01:18:02,840

Jesse:

You can't focus.



1490

01:18:02,878 --> 01:18:04,971

Mauricio:

I got this.



1491

01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:05,313

- A little of this.

- You're gonna get caught.



1492

01:18:05,313 --> 01:18:08,009

- A little of this.

- You're gonna get caught.



1493

01:18:08,050 --> 01:18:10,678

You'd better be careful.

Oh oh, oh-oh.



1494

01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:12,812

What's going on?

Heard you got into a fight with Fernando.



1495

01:18:12,854 --> 01:18:15,880

- Yeah yeah yeah.

- Fess up.



1496

01:18:15,924 --> 01:18:18,484

Well, when you love a woman you've got

to do anything for her, right?



1497

01:18:18,527 --> 01:18:20,518

I guess so.



1498

01:18:20,562 --> 01:18:22,223

Mauricio knows what

I'm talking about.



1499

01:18:22,264 --> 01:18:25,097

Never lose

that feeling, mijo.



1500

01:18:26,468 --> 01:18:28,368

You know how I got this?



1501

01:18:28,403 --> 01:18:29,893

Let me take a wild guess.



1502

01:18:29,938 --> 01:18:32,668

Yeah, why don't you just

take a stab in the dark?



1503

01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,939

Wrestling Manuel Santos

on the pier at Ponce.



1504

01:18:35,977 --> 01:18:39,208

- He was the featherweight...

-...champion of the world.



1505

01:18:39,247 --> 01:18:42,739

You laugh, you laugh.

The point is I never let him steal my girl.



1506

01:18:42,784 --> 01:18:45,275

- Never let him steal my girl.

- I'm proud of you.



1507

01:18:49,124 --> 01:18:51,524

Now I can't even

take down a goddamn tree



1508

01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,585

to give your mother a view.



1509

01:18:53,628 --> 01:18:56,722

We should just go out

there ourselves and take that tree down.



1510

01:18:56,765 --> 01:18:59,393

Let's go take

that tree down now.



1511

01:18:59,434 --> 01:19:01,231

Great idea.

Let's do it, Pop.



1512

01:19:01,269 --> 01:19:02,634

I've got some chains

in the basement.



1513

01:19:02,671 --> 01:19:05,037

Wrap them around,

tie them up to the car.



1514

01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:07,473

- Come on.

- Come on, get up.



1515

01:19:09,811 --> 01:19:11,938

(whistles)



1516

01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:14,107

You good?

All right, Pop.



1517

01:19:14,149 --> 01:19:16,549

- We're all good.

- Let me know when it's tight.



1518

01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:18,553

- Okay.

- Pedal to the metal. Come on.



1519

01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:20,646

Go go go go.



1520

01:19:20,689 --> 01:19:24,147

Go go go go.

Hey hey hey!



1521

01:19:24,192 --> 01:19:27,457

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Stop stop.



1522

01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:30,056

What are you doing?



1523

01:19:30,098 --> 01:19:32,157

- What the hell are you doing?

- What?



1524

01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:34,760

- Sure you don't want me to drive?

- No, I got it.



1525

01:19:34,803 --> 01:19:37,966

I can't wait to see your mother's face

in the morning when she sees this.



1526

01:19:38,006 --> 01:19:40,975

- Mom's gonna freak.

- (laughing)



1527

01:19:41,977 --> 01:19:43,842

(tires squealing)



1528

01:19:43,879 --> 01:19:47,178

Jesse:

Keep going. Go go go.



1529

01:19:47,215 --> 01:19:50,150

- That's it, that's it.

- Come on, Pop.



1530

01:19:50,185 --> 01:19:52,119

- Keep going.

- A little more.



1531

01:19:52,154 --> 01:19:54,987

- You got nothing, man.

- Come on, Dad.



1532

01:19:55,023 --> 01:19:57,753

You're looking good.

Go!



1533

01:19:57,793 --> 01:20:01,160

- Go go go go!

- Go!



1534

01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:10,503

- (grunts)

- Dad! Dad!



1535

01:20:10,539 --> 01:20:13,030

You could've been killed.

What were you thinking?



1536

01:20:13,074 --> 01:20:15,099

You wanted a view.

I was gonna give you a view.



1537

01:20:15,143 --> 01:20:16,838

Sorry, Mom, I shouldn't

have helped him.



1538

01:20:16,878 --> 01:20:18,846

I helped too. You got to take blame

for everything as well?



1539

01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,609

Don't listen to them.

I would've done it without them.



1540

01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:22,139

And I still will.

You watch me.



1541

01:20:22,184 --> 01:20:24,345

You better make sure you

get his head checked.



1542

01:20:24,386 --> 01:20:26,718

This is his medicine.



1543

01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:29,189

They might need this.



1544

01:20:51,947 --> 01:20:54,507

(siren wails)



1545

01:21:10,298 --> 01:21:13,028

Ma!

(speaks Spanish)



1546

01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:15,730

- What happened?

- Is Dad okay?



1547

01:21:17,272 --> 01:21:19,900

Sit down.

All of you, please.



1548

01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:26,572

He didn't seem that

banged up, Mom, come on.



1549

01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:27,877

What is it?

Just say it.



1550

01:21:27,916 --> 01:21:29,315

I hate when you do this.

Just say it.



1551

01:21:31,419 --> 01:21:33,580

Your father has cancer.



1552

01:21:37,325 --> 01:21:39,623

What?



1553

01:21:40,962 --> 01:21:43,954

And here I was

going to leave him.



1554

01:21:52,807 --> 01:21:54,934

God's punishing me.



1555

01:21:58,313 --> 01:22:00,941

- They called his doctor in.

- Doctor?



1556

01:22:02,651 --> 01:22:04,812

So he knew?



1557

01:22:08,456 --> 01:22:10,754

How did he

keep this from us?



1558

01:22:10,792 --> 01:22:13,955

I don't know.



1559

01:22:13,995 --> 01:22:15,758

Me.



1560

01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:25,265

Hey, Uncle Edy, that tree looked a whole

lot worse than you did.



1561

01:22:25,307 --> 01:22:27,639

But it didn't go down,

so you better not go down.



1562

01:22:30,845 --> 01:22:33,075

- Oh, hi, Suzy Lee.

- Hey, Edy.



1563

01:22:33,114 --> 01:22:36,277

I'm Dr. Lee,

your dad's oncologist.



1564

01:22:36,318 --> 01:22:38,183

It's nice to finally

meet you all.



1565

01:22:38,219 --> 01:22:40,414

He's told me so many

great things about you.



1566

01:22:40,455 --> 01:22:42,480

We just want to know

the prognosis.



1567

01:22:42,524 --> 01:22:46,255

- Has he metastasized?

- Has he started chemo?



1568

01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:49,786

I know you've got a million questions

and I am more than happy to answer them.



1569

01:22:49,831 --> 01:22:52,857

I think your dad

needs some rest.



1570

01:22:52,901 --> 01:22:55,597

Why don't we meet

down in the cafeteria in about 20 minutes?



1571

01:22:55,637 --> 01:22:57,628

I'm Anna,

his wife.



1572

01:22:57,672 --> 01:22:59,503

Of course, Anna.

It's good to meet you.



1573

01:22:59,541 --> 01:23:01,532

- We'll talk in a few minutes.

- Okay.



1574

01:23:04,379 --> 01:23:06,779

Roxanna:

She seems nice.



1575

01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,874

She's a gynecologist?



1576

01:23:08,917 --> 01:23:11,477

- Johnny.

- I'm just kidding. Come on.



1577

01:23:15,023 --> 01:23:17,355

Give me a few moments

with your mother.



1578

01:23:17,392 --> 01:23:19,519

Yeah.



1579

01:23:22,764 --> 01:23:25,324

Hey, let's go.



1580

01:23:26,568 --> 01:23:28,866

Papi!



1581

01:23:28,903 --> 01:23:30,632

Ay, mijo.



1582

01:23:30,672 --> 01:23:32,663

It's okay.

It's okay.



1583

01:23:36,044 --> 01:23:39,207

It's okay.

Go on.



1584

01:23:47,455 --> 01:23:49,082

Mi amor.



1585

01:23:56,131 --> 01:23:57,860

Estúpido.



1586

01:23:57,899 --> 01:24:00,459

Why didn't you tell me?



1587

01:24:02,971 --> 01:24:05,531

I wanted us to enjoy

the time we have.



1588

01:24:09,310 --> 01:24:11,505

(groans)



1589

01:24:11,546 --> 01:24:13,946

How do you think

it's enjoyable



1590

01:24:13,982 --> 01:24:16,951

for me to think

you're with another woman?



1591

01:24:16,985 --> 01:24:19,351

I'm sorry.



1592

01:24:19,387 --> 01:24:22,686

But when you started going

on about the divorce,



1593

01:24:22,724 --> 01:24:25,488

I thought, maybe this

is a good thing.



1594

01:24:27,295 --> 01:24:28,922

Maybe this way

she'll know



1595

01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:31,431

that she can be happy

when I'm not around.



1596

01:24:31,466 --> 01:24:34,060

You silly man.



1597

01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:37,671

What am I going

to do with you?



1598

01:24:48,416 --> 01:24:51,078

How could you not tell me, Sarah?

You didn't tell me.



1599

01:24:51,119 --> 01:24:53,610

When are you going to trust

in the fact that I love you?



1600

01:24:53,655 --> 01:24:56,920

Your dad loves you,

Mauricio.



1601

01:24:56,958 --> 01:25:00,121

Just because I love my job

doesn't mean I love you less.



1602

01:25:00,161 --> 01:25:02,994

You'll see that when

we have kids of our own.



1603

01:25:03,031 --> 01:25:04,965

Don't worry about

the kid thing.



1604

01:25:04,999 --> 01:25:07,866

I'm getting used to the idea

of not having kids anyway.



1605

01:25:10,305 --> 01:25:12,796

I want to start trying

right away.



1606

01:25:16,044 --> 01:25:17,807

Life is short, right?



1607

01:25:17,846 --> 01:25:20,781

- Yeah.

- Let's just do it.



1608

01:25:20,815 --> 01:25:23,545

Wow, when are you

gonna turn the job down?



1609

01:25:25,019 --> 01:25:27,489

I'm still gonna

take the job.



1610

01:25:35,029 --> 01:25:37,463

- Wow, not even a dent.

- Yeah.



1611

01:25:45,306 --> 01:25:48,298

To make the pernil taste great

you've got to puncture it like this.



1612

01:25:48,343 --> 01:25:50,709

And then you put

the garlic cloves in it.



1613

01:25:50,745 --> 01:25:53,145

Okay, now the pasteles,

you need to--



1614

01:25:53,181 --> 01:25:56,116

We got it, Mami.

Now go back to the hospital.



1615

01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:58,449

- Please.

- (ringtone chiming)



1616

01:25:58,486 --> 01:26:00,886

- Is that your agent?

- Yeah.



1617

01:26:00,922 --> 01:26:03,948

Ay, Diosito.

Let it be good news.



1618

01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:06,290

- We need good news today.

- Amen.



1619

01:26:06,327 --> 01:26:08,955

Hey, Sarah.



1620

01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:11,830

Um, I'll really glad

you're here.



1621

01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:32,213

Hey.



1622

01:26:32,253 --> 01:26:34,187

How you holding up?



1623

01:26:34,222 --> 01:26:37,020

God, if I see any more

sofrito, I think I'll scream.



1624

01:26:37,058 --> 01:26:39,185

I don't know

how my mom does it.



1625

01:26:39,227 --> 01:26:41,422

I heard you didn't

get the part.



1626

01:26:43,398 --> 01:26:46,265

No, I got the part.

I just didn't take it.



1627

01:26:46,301 --> 01:26:47,734

What?



1628

01:26:47,769 --> 01:26:49,760

It was for the seventh

lead on a TV show



1629

01:26:49,804 --> 01:26:52,773

that'll probably be off

the air after three episodes anyway.



1630

01:26:52,807 --> 01:26:54,502

It wasn't all that.



1631

01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:56,908

Yeah, it was.



1632

01:26:56,945 --> 01:26:59,413

I can't say

I'm mad at you.



1633

01:26:59,447 --> 01:27:02,041

- You better not be.

- I'm not.



1634

01:27:15,296 --> 01:27:17,787

Well well well.



1635

01:27:17,832 --> 01:27:20,801

- What do we got here?

- Get a life, Jesse.



1636

01:27:20,835 --> 01:27:23,326

- Shut up, man.

- Oh yeah.



1637

01:27:30,411 --> 01:27:32,572

(doorbell rings)



1638

01:27:34,649 --> 01:27:36,446

- Hey.

- Hey.



1639

01:27:38,186 --> 01:27:40,381

Fernando here?



1640

01:27:40,421 --> 01:27:42,446

He's at his cousin's house.



1641

01:27:42,490 --> 01:27:44,458

He's gonna be by soon



1642

01:27:44,492 --> 01:27:46,722

and you know he's not gonna

be happy if he finds you here.



1643

01:27:46,761 --> 01:27:49,628

My mom just wanted me to

bring this by for Hector.



1644

01:27:49,664 --> 01:27:53,293

You really didn't

have to do that.



1645

01:27:53,334 --> 01:27:55,495

- Ooh, a truck.

- Oh, yeah.



1646

01:27:55,536 --> 01:27:58,004

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.



1647

01:28:07,649 --> 01:28:09,742

I know things got messed

up with the fight,



1648

01:28:09,784 --> 01:28:13,481

but I was hoping you'd still

come by the house.



1649

01:28:13,521 --> 01:28:16,115

- We're going to Fernando's parent's place.

- Oh.



1650

01:28:21,195 --> 01:28:23,629

I'm looking at you



1651

01:28:23,665 --> 01:28:26,862

and I realize the one thing

I haven't said is...



1652

01:28:26,901 --> 01:28:29,369

I'm sorry.



1653

01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:33,899

I'm sorry, Marissa.



1654

01:28:37,078 --> 01:28:39,308

Look, Jesse,



1655

01:28:39,347 --> 01:28:41,645

it's like when we--



1656

01:28:41,683 --> 01:28:44,447

when we fall in love,



1657

01:28:44,485 --> 01:28:47,147

we take a chance

that we might get hurt.



1658

01:28:48,489 --> 01:28:50,150

But we choose

to do it anyway.



1659

01:28:50,191 --> 01:28:52,659

And it's just like

with you and Lenny.



1660

01:28:52,694 --> 01:28:55,492

When he switched

watch with you,



1661

01:28:55,530 --> 01:28:57,327

he knew that he

was taking a risk.



1662

01:28:57,365 --> 01:28:59,560

Then he took your place



1663

01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:01,397

and you're still here.



1664

01:29:03,104 --> 01:29:05,698

He gave you

a second chance.



1665

01:29:05,740 --> 01:29:08,004

(phone ringing)



1666

01:29:08,042 --> 01:29:10,033

Why would you want

to throw that away?



1667

01:29:17,885 --> 01:29:20,046

Hello?

Hey.



1668

01:29:20,088 --> 01:29:22,852

Can you pick up

some milk?



1669

01:29:22,890 --> 01:29:25,017

Thanks.



1670

01:29:28,629 --> 01:29:30,859

Yeah.



1671

01:29:38,706 --> 01:29:41,766

I'm glad you found somebody

to make you happy.



1672

01:29:43,811 --> 01:29:45,938

I just wish

it could've been me.



1673

01:29:52,053 --> 01:29:54,385

You should probably go.



1674

01:29:54,422 --> 01:29:56,390

Yeah.



1675

01:30:02,430 --> 01:30:04,421

Goodbye, Marissa.



1676

01:30:08,236 --> 01:30:10,431

Goodbye.



1677

01:31:14,068 --> 01:31:16,593

Uh...



1678

01:31:16,637 --> 01:31:18,696

hello.



1679

01:31:20,174 --> 01:31:22,608

Mrs. Brewer?



1680

01:31:22,643 --> 01:31:24,770

Hi, it's Jesse.



1681

01:31:24,812 --> 01:31:27,747

I'm Lenny's friend.



1682

01:31:40,361 --> 01:31:43,125

Mauricio: You like these?

Mom, how'd you know my size?



1683

01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:44,893

Anna:

It's real comfortable too.



1684

01:31:44,932 --> 01:31:46,365

I used to be small.

Now it's extra large.



1685

01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:48,231

What is this?



1686

01:31:48,269 --> 01:31:50,999

Oh, looks big.

Looks big.



1687

01:31:51,038 --> 01:31:54,064

- Oooh.

- Oh.



1688

01:31:54,108 --> 01:31:56,838

Achristening gown.



1689

01:31:56,878 --> 01:31:59,142

Mauricio told me

about your plans.



1690

01:31:59,180 --> 01:32:01,171

Yeah, um--



1691

01:32:01,215 --> 01:32:03,376

we've never really talked

about baptism.



1692

01:32:03,417 --> 01:32:04,884

No we didn't.

No we didn't.



1693

01:32:04,919 --> 01:32:06,887

But we're not gonna

bar mitzvah the kid.



1694

01:32:06,921 --> 01:32:09,048

Come on, who ever heard

of a Puerto Rican Jew?



1695

01:32:09,090 --> 01:32:11,820

- Geraldo Rivera.

- Juan Epstein.



1696

01:32:11,859 --> 01:32:13,759

That's a television character.

Stay out of it, thank you.



1697

01:32:13,794 --> 01:32:16,695

Actually, in San Juan

there are a lot of Puerto Rican Jews.



1698

01:32:16,731 --> 01:32:18,892

- Oh, Ma.

- (car horn playing tune)



1699

01:32:18,933 --> 01:32:20,594

That's Johnny.



1700

01:32:20,635 --> 01:32:23,001

That necklace that Edy

gave you is so beautiful.



1701

01:32:23,037 --> 01:32:25,562

- That's not all she's getting.

- Roxanna: Dad!



1702

01:32:25,606 --> 01:32:29,167

I meant the tree.

You said you wanted a view.



1703

01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:31,610

I'm gonna call those guys

back after the holidays and take it down.



1704

01:32:31,646 --> 01:32:33,841

Huh-uh.

It's old,



1705

01:32:33,881 --> 01:32:36,008

it's ugly,

but it's my tree.



1706

01:32:36,050 --> 01:32:38,177

And I love it.



1707

01:32:38,219 --> 01:32:40,016

Who needs a view anyway?



1708

01:32:40,054 --> 01:32:41,783

Whatever you wish.



1709

01:32:41,822 --> 01:32:43,255

Uncle Edy,

Uncle Edy.



1710

01:32:43,291 --> 01:32:47,591

Oh, look what fell

off the truck.



1711

01:32:47,628 --> 01:32:51,792

We got a brand new and improved

situation going on here for you.



1712

01:32:51,832 --> 01:32:54,460

There it is,

brand new and improved.



1713

01:32:54,502 --> 01:32:56,732

- That's so sweet.

- Yeah.



1714

01:32:56,771 --> 01:32:58,898

- Yeah!

- Ma, what is this?



1715

01:32:58,940 --> 01:33:01,431

That's for your dad.

Put it away.



1716

01:33:01,475 --> 01:33:03,568

- Smell 'em.

- No!



1717

01:33:03,611 --> 01:33:05,602

Did you regift?

You regifted.



1718

01:33:05,646 --> 01:33:07,978

Anna:

Thank you so much, Johnny.



1719

01:33:08,015 --> 01:33:10,245

- (Latin music playing)

- (cheering)



1720

01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:17,857

Come on.

Come on, dance with me.



1721

01:33:45,152 --> 01:33:48,349

When it's cold you've got

to jiggle the key a couple of times.



1722

01:33:48,389 --> 01:33:50,254

'Cause sometimes

the lock sticks.



1723

01:33:50,291 --> 01:33:52,156

I got it, Pop.

I got it.



1724

01:33:52,193 --> 01:33:54,161

- I know you do.

- (lock clicks)



1725

01:33:54,195 --> 01:33:56,527

(laughs)



1726

01:35:20,981 --> 01:35:24,747

(hip-hop music playing)



1727

01:35:24,785 --> 01:35:26,912

j& It's another one

of them bangers j&



1728

01:35:26,954 --> 01:35:29,684

j& This one's dedicated

to the family j&



1729

01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:31,248

j& We love you j&



1730

01:35:31,292 --> 01:35:33,283

j& Yeah, oh yeah j&



1731

01:35:33,327 --> 01:35:35,625

j& Oh yeah, oh yeah,

oh yeah j&



1732

01:35:35,663 --> 01:35:38,063

j& Yeah, oh yeah j&



1733

01:35:38,099 --> 01:35:40,533

j& Oh yeah, oh yeah,

oh yeah j&



1734

01:35:40,568 --> 01:35:42,968

j& Mifamilia j&



1735

01:35:43,003 --> 01:35:45,767

j& We stick together

when times are calling j&



1736

01:35:45,806 --> 01:35:47,899

j& Es una pandilla j&



1737

01:35:47,942 --> 01:35:50,706

j& Where the only weapons

are weapons for loving j&



1738

01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:52,940

j& Mifamilia j&



1739

01:35:52,980 --> 01:35:55,642

j& We come together

when the game gets tough j&



1740

01:35:55,683 --> 01:35:58,049

j& Come on,

come on, that's enough j&



1741

01:35:58,085 --> 01:36:00,553

j& There ain't no way

you can mess with us j&



1742

01:36:00,588 --> 01:36:02,818

j& And God knows

I ain't perfect j&



1743

01:36:02,857 --> 01:36:05,382

j& But when it comes down to

my fam, I know it's worth it j&



1744

01:36:05,426 --> 01:36:07,394

j& They'll say he did it

on purpose j&



1745

01:36:07,428 --> 01:36:09,589

j& Became something though you

thought I was worthless j&



1746

01:36:09,630 --> 01:36:11,791

j& Jesus Christ,

he's so nice j&



1747

01:36:11,832 --> 01:36:14,164

j& Blame it on the beans and rice,

weeds and pipes j&



1748

01:36:14,201 --> 01:36:16,761

j& Should have been

deported twice whether wrong or right j&



1749

01:36:16,804 --> 01:36:19,671

j& The illest realest Spanish rap

you ever heard in your life j&



1750

01:36:19,707 --> 01:36:22,608

j& It's mi familia regaeton

with a live band j&



1751

01:36:22,643 --> 01:36:25,009

j& Born in America, why we don't

feel like it's our land j&



1752

01:36:25,045 --> 01:36:27,138

j& At times, man,

I sit back and wonder j&



1753

01:36:27,181 --> 01:36:29,581

j& Is the belly of the beast

gonna take us under? j&



1754

01:36:29,617 --> 01:36:32,085

j& Through the lightening

and thunder living la vida loca j&



1755

01:36:32,119 --> 01:36:34,519

j& Oops, sorry, meant loco,

I bet you still get the point though j&



1756

01:36:34,555 --> 01:36:36,989

j& We went cuckoo for cocoa,

all we wanted was more dough j&



1757

01:36:37,024 --> 01:36:39,584

j& We la familia for life

beyond today and tomorrow j&



1758

01:36:39,627 --> 01:36:41,788

j& Mifamilia j&



1759

01:36:41,829 --> 01:36:44,593

j& We stick together

when times are calling j&



1760

01:36:44,632 --> 01:36:46,623

j& Es una pandilla j&



1761

01:36:46,667 --> 01:36:49,500

j& Where the only weapons

are weapons for loving j&



1762

01:36:49,537 --> 01:36:51,596

j& Mifamilia j&



1763

01:36:51,639 --> 01:36:54,437

j& We come together

when the game gets tough j&



1764

01:36:54,475 --> 01:36:56,807

j& Come on,

come on, that's enough j&



1765

01:36:56,844 --> 01:36:59,142

j& There ain't no way

you can mess with us j&



1766

01:36:59,180 --> 01:37:01,648

j& Mi familia llámame

cuando me nesecita j&



1767

01:37:01,682 --> 01:37:04,173

j& No importa la hora

o el día yo te hago cita j&



1768

01:37:04,218 --> 01:37:06,550

j& Mi mejor amiga,

mi mejor amigo j&



1769

01:37:06,587 --> 01:37:09,112

j& Mi hermano, mi hermana,

mi primo, prima, tía y tío j&



1770

01:37:09,156 --> 01:37:11,454

j& Mi padre, mi madre,

de lo viejo consejo vivo j&



1771

01:37:11,492 --> 01:37:14,052

j& Cuetión de regaetón

si no es familia no confío j&



1772

01:37:14,094 --> 01:37:16,562

j& Santo Domingo,

a Puerto Rico j&



1773

01:37:16,597 --> 01:37:18,963

j& Sabe lo que hay cuando

vengo con mi corillo j&



1774

01:37:18,999 --> 01:37:21,467

j& Lo mexicano

y columbiano j&



1775

01:37:21,502 --> 01:37:23,970

j& Somos todos iguales

pregúntale a los cubano j&



1776

01:37:24,004 --> 01:37:26,336

j& Ecuadorian oo venezolano j&



1777

01:37:26,373 --> 01:37:28,807

j& Guantemanteco halce la mano

son mis panos j&



1778

01:37:28,843 --> 01:37:31,368

j& Lo panameño,

salvedureño j&



1779

01:37:31,412 --> 01:37:33,676

j& Chile, Perú,

y también los hondureños j&



1780

01:37:33,714 --> 01:37:35,978

j& Desde Nicaragua

y Costa Rica j&



1781

01:37:36,016 --> 01:37:38,507

j& España y Argentina

que Dios me la bendiga j&



1782

01:37:38,552 --> 01:37:40,520

j& Mifamilia j&



1783

01:37:40,554 --> 01:37:43,352

j& We stick together

when times are calling j&



1784

01:37:43,390 --> 01:37:45,517

j& Es una pandilla j&



1785

01:37:45,559 --> 01:37:48,255

j& Where the only weapons

are weapons for loving j&



1786

01:37:48,295 --> 01:37:50,422

j& Mi familia j&



1787

01:37:50,464 --> 01:37:53,160

j& We come together

when the game gets tough j&



1788

01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,600

j& Come on,

come on, that's enough j&



1789

01:37:55,636 --> 01:37:58,070

j& There ain't no way

you can mess with us j&



1790

01:37:58,105 --> 01:38:00,096

j& Yeah, oh yeah j&



1791

01:38:00,140 --> 01:38:02,574

j& Oh yeah, oh yeah,

oh yeah j&



1792

01:38:02,610 --> 01:38:04,908

j& Yeah, oh yeah j&



1793

01:38:04,945 --> 01:38:07,573

j& Oh yeah, oh yeah,

oh yeah j&



1794

01:38:07,615 --> 01:38:09,879

j& Yeah, oh yeah j&



1795

01:38:09,917 --> 01:38:12,408

j& Oh yeah, oh yeah,

oh yeah j&



1796

01:38:12,453 --> 01:38:14,853

j& Yeah, oh yeah j&



1797

01:38:14,889 --> 01:38:17,915

j& Ain't no way

you can mess with us. j&