You don't want to see this, Cas.
Shh.
Cas, run for it!
Run for it.
Cas.
Cas!
Come on, come on.
Can't bring this stuff in.
Wait, stop.
Where are you?!
Yo, Sean.
Yo, open the door.
There's bees out here, nigga.
Open the door, man.
What up, gimp.
Damn, why you gotta be so loud, man?
Just a warning knock, nigga.
Can't walk in while you beating your dick on the floor,
no shit like that.
Ha, what up, Cas.
Cas, what up, homie?
What up, homie?
Hey, shh.
You can't be that loud over here.
Man, chill, paranoid motherfucker.
Ain't nobody gonna find your ass out here, shit.
What's up, Cas?
What's the deal, man?
Got your claws out for me, Bre?
Where's my stuff?
Nigga, you ain't even gonna say what up first?
You ain't gonna check my shit out, dog?
Look at that shit.
Huh?
I finally got it, dog.
It's mine.
Remember that shit?
No, where's my shit?
Cas remember.
You remember this Cas?
Remember my jacket, Cas?
Remember?
Remember when we went to the club?
Come one, come on, come on, come on.
What you wanna dance, nigga?
You wanna dance?
I knew you was a fag.
Come on, man.
I got that shit parked on a hill.
Hey! Hey, man.
Fucking pay attention, dude.
Shit.
Fuckin' scary ass.
Get this shit, man.
Here.
Fuckin' stinky in here, man.
You need to open a fuckin' window or something, dog.
Did you get the gas?
Yes, nigga.
I know what the fuck I'm doing, all right.
I left that shit outside.
Want you blowing yourself up in this fucked up,
bunsen burner of a fuckin' kitchen you got here.
I don't see my pills.
They in there, man.
Relax.
What the fuck going out here in these swamps, man?
You finished your shit yet?
I'm close.
Shit.
Same shit.
I gotta hugeass dick, even though I'm a bitchass,
punkass nigga.
Trying to tell you, you need to go ahead and get you
a fuckin' job, all right.
Then you can just go buy you some of this shit.
You don't even have a fuckin' job, Cortez.
Nigga, yo mama ain't got no fuckin' job.
Fuck you.
Nigga, fuck you.
Dude, where the batteries?
Brown box.
Got AA, got AAA, got that weirdass 9-volt shit
you was asking for.
Shit.
Batteries not included, my ass.
Oh, shit.
You got a shitload of bills, nigga.
And these look like they from the courthouse, too, man.
You owe these fools.
They coming for yo ass.
They want you in person, dog.
I don't want to see any of that shit.
I don't owe them shit.
I think you do, Bre.
Why don't you go down there and tell them,
they don't own me anymore.
Yeah, sure.
I'll tell them that shit next week,
when I'm down there.
I'm sure they'll be cool with it.
Dude, this is a toy.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Dollar store always got that cute shit.
What is this?
You know I don't have a freezer.
Fuck, man.
Thought I was being a fuckin' gentleman and shit,
when I bought that piece of shit.
Oh wait.
This isn't right either.
Fuck you talkin' about, nigga?
It's cat food.
Corkin's Best?
Yeah.
Cats love that good shit.
It ain't for you.
No, he doesn't.
Nigga, he's a cat.
What the fuck he know?
He knows this is junk.
Man.
Look, I specifically put Curry brand.
In capital letters.
Give me that shit, dog.
Look at that.
Let me see that shit, let me see.
Nigga, white tuna in this bitch, dog.
Is you trippin'?
This is the shit, man.
If cats don't like shit, I'll eat this shit, dog.
You crazy.
Really?
Hell, yeah, nigga.
This shit gourmet.
Go ahead and eat it.
Go ahead.
I fuckin' dare you.
You dare me?
I fuckin' dare you.
Eat it.
Nigga, I'm 'bout to chomp on this shit
like fuckin' Mad Max, nigga.
Straight from the can.
You 'bout to miss out, dude.
Mm.
Shit.
I fuckin' love tuna, dog.
Shit fuckin' stinks.
Nigga, it smells amazing to me.
Hurry up and eat that shit.
I'm 'bout to--
Fuck.
Mm.
Nigga.
Mm.
I forgot, I was supposed to give you this shit,
right here.
You asked me to get these tapes.
I got this one right here.
Fuck these tapes.
No, no.
I just want to, let me give them to you now,
before I forget.
That's,
that shit just dropped yesterday.
This right here--
Man, whatever, whatever--
This that old shit.
So you enjoy that shit right there, dog.
Stop fuckin' stallin'.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Shit, chill.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Chunky, just like I like it.
The shit that got the crunchies.
You won't do it.
I'm 'bout to do it, it's nothing.
You're not gonna do it, that shit fuckin' stinks.
It's nothin', nigga.
It's nothin'.
This ain't shit, dog.
What can I tell you?
It's nothing.
Mm.
Nasty motherfucker.
It's dry, dog.
It's just a little dry, but it's good.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Nigga, round two, nigga.
Fuckin' white tuna.
Round two, dog.
This ain't shit to me.
I'm 'bout to get the big chunks goin'?
You want some?
Little pussy, dog.
Fuckin'--
White tuna.
Fuckin' idiot.
Fuck.
Nigga, Mad Max a motherfuckin' G, dog.
Shit.
Mm.
Got you something else.
Red Heat, nigga.
Yo, let's watch this shit right now.
Get all fucked up and weird, watching Belushi
killing this shit, huh?
Then,
Raw Deal.
You ain't ever even this good shit, huh?
I don't even have a TV.
Man, I told you.
I bought all the good shit, all right.
I brought a TV, and,
I got a VCR in the back of my car.
What?
I asked for candles, man.
Shit. Brown box, man.
Fuck you need candles for?
So you can get romantic with your cat and shit?
Did you get the phosphate powder?
Nigga, yes, all right.
I got the good shit, phosphate number 12.
I swiped you a whole bunch of littleass dishes too, so...
Damn, I needed soap.
Brown bag, man.
Shit, I ought to got your ass a couple razors too,
'cause nigga you look like a goddamn mustache,
hobo-face ass lookin' ass, stinkin' nigga.
I still don't see my pills.
Yellow bag, man.
I don't see a fuckin' yellow bag here.
Man, shit.
Oh, shit.
Shit, what do you mean, shit?
You didn't bring 'em?
I thought I had it here.
I packed it with the eggs in the yellow bag.
There are no eggs here.
I don't see a yellow bag.
Motherfucker.
Look, you gotta come back with those today.
I need those.
Oh, hell na.
That's an hour and a half each way.
Look man, you already got enough chemicals and bullshit
in your head anyway, all right?
Your brain is fried.
Cortez, I'm serious.
I need my fuckin' pills.
Look, nigga.
You trippin'.
I'm out.
Peace, Cas.
Fuck!
I'm sorry.
Anyone home?
This one, right here.
This what I'm about to do.
I'm gonna talk to that demon!
Maybe tonight!
And I'm gonna give him whatever he wants!
Fuck you!
I'll give him my fuckin' teeth!
I don't care!
I'll give him my whole fuckin' body!
I don't care!
Cas, it's Christmas.
Oh, wake up.
Come get your presents.
Oh, I'm excited.
What did Santa get Sean this year?
Oo, let's see.
I don't know.
Which one should I open first?
Okay, this one.
A new telescope?
Now I can see you.
Haha.
What else did I get?
Uh, let's see.
Um.
X-ray glasses?
Oh my God.
This is the best Christmas ever.
Pss, pss, ss, ss.
I hear you, you know!
All right, you ready?
I'm ready.
Belial, hear me!
This human form, which I was born,
I now repent.
Der vita eterna.
Dinatrum equilium ve estra.
Yodhe vodhe.
Es vita.
Donatrum es vita.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hominum etservis deoculum.
Ovum devera sereptums.
Yo! Yo, Sean.
Open up, man. It's me.
Yo! Man, open up!
Hurry the fuck up, man!
Come on, shit.
Yo, it's me, man.
Open the fuckin' door, dog.
Nigga, I can see you, nigga.
Open the door, man, shit.
Yo, come on, man.
Open up.
Yo, what up, nigga.
What are you doing here?
Man, what the fuck you doing in here?
Got it smellin' like raw ass in this motherfucker.
You got Devil stars up and shit.
Nigga, what the fuck is you doing in this motherfucker, dog?
Yo, you can't be here right now.
Please tell me that's not...
Nigga, you got a dead possum in this motherfucker.
Yo, what the fuck are you doing here, nigga?
Got all this voodoo shit up in here,
the Devil stars and shit.
Uncle Ron'll fuck you up, if he saw this shit, man.
Yo, where that bologna at, nigga?
Yo, you can't be here right now.
Nigga, I need to be here right now.
Why? What's going on?
What's this?
Nigga, Martel fucked up, dog.
What do you mean?
Fuckin' stole some shit from some big motherfucker.
Now, I'm out here, runnin' from them niggas, man.
Yo, you can't be here!
Yo, I gotta be here.
Chill, it's all right.
They'll fuckin' follow you!
They not gonna follow me.
I made sure, shit.
Where the bread at?
You gotta go.
I can't go.
Are you listening, shit?
Help a nigga out.
Where the bread?
Get out.
I'm not goin' nowhere, nigga.
Chill.
Ain't nobody gonna come lookin' for me here.
Nobody know we out here.
It's cool, damn.
I made sure.
Where yo bread at?
Fuckin' hungry dog, shit.
You gotta go.
Nigga, you trippin'.
Damn, where the bread at?
Cortez, this is my fuckin' place now.
Nigga, this ain't your, it's our place, remember?
It's mine now.
No, it's not.
You really gonna put me out over some dumb shit?
I'm here. Chill.
Ah, yes. Nigga.
You want a sandwich?
Cortez, just get the fuck out.
Nigga, I'm 'bout to eat this sandwich,
and you gon' shut the fuck up.
Chill.
Shit.
'Bout to fuck this shit up, nigga.
Damn, love this shit.
Fuckin' leave.
You serious?
Leave.
You gon' pull a fuckin' knife on me?
You crazy, nigga?
What the fuck is wrong wit' you?
You a killer now?
Huh?
Merckin' animals and shit, I'm next?
I'm your next victim?
You gonna sacrifice me, nigga?
You goin' to hell for this shit, dog.
You know that?
Well, it'll be worth it.
You fuckin' losin' it, nigga.
You hear me?
Yo mind is fried, all right?
You need to chill with that shit.
Losin' it.
You fuckin' losin' it, dog!
All right.
Come up here, lookin' out, checkin' out for you, nigga.
Makin' sure you not dead.
You gon' pull a knife on me?
Fuck you, nigga.
I'm yo blood.
Get out.
- Fuck you, man. - Get out.
You know what, fuck yo groceries.
Next time I see you, I'ma fuck you up.
There you go, buddy.
Here.
There you go.
Fuck.
Cortez!
Fuck you!
Is this what you do for me?
Kill a fuckin' animal for you, and this what you do for me?
Fuckin' some bullshit.
Bullshit.
Fuckin' bullshit.
Who's there?!
What up, nigga?
Cortez?
Fuck.
Let's fuckin' party, dog.
Uh, I feel so fuckin' good.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where you been?
I been in the fuckin' woods, fuckin' wit' your boy.
You know him.
No I don't.
I don't know shit.
That big black nigga been out in the woods,
fuckin' scarin' shit outta me,
and I don't even know who he is.
I don't know shit.
I just know my wackass trailer,
and I been in there talkin' to the Devil,
like it ain't nothin'.
You woke up the wrong motherfucker.
What?
Sean? Sean.
Sean, what the fuck, man?
Yo, yo that motherfucker took my life, dog.
What the fuck?
Yo, I don't.
I don't know what's happening, man.
What's going on?
Yo, he want your shit, nigga.
He want all that shit, nigga.
You gotta give it to him.
That nigga's so pissed, dog.
He just like you.
If you don't give that shit up, he gon' take that shit.
That's a greedy motherfucker, dog.
That's a greedy.
Yo, that nigga gon' kill me just for talkin' to you.
He gon' kill me, dog.
No, that shit can't happen.
You owe him, nigga.
He pissed, dog.
He pissed.
Give me yo shit, nigga.
You owe me, fuck.
Give me all that shit.
You want gold, you gotta pay for that shit.
Pay up, nigga.
The fuck you goin'?
You just gon' walk away from me?
You gon' walk away from me, you fuckin' pussy?
Coward.
You a coward.
You want the fuckin' truth, you come find me, nigga,
and bring yo shit.
Bring all that shit.
You want gold, you gotta pay for that shit, nigga.
It's over, Cas.
It's over.
I was gonna be all rich.
Buy us a big mansion out in the woods.
No one would even know we were here.
Our fortress.
Man, have a snake in the front yard, a python.
Big motherfucker, dangerous motherfucker.
Had great ideas for our mansion, Cas.
I was gonna order a whole truckload of Doritos,
just eat Dorito sandwiches every day.
Man, we were gonna eat like kings.
Pack our giant fridge with Gatorade.
Those little juice things.
Capri Suns, yeah.
So many fuckin' Capri Suns.
Damn.
Oh.
We'd have one of those Little Debbie shelves, too.
Just like they have in the store.
We have a whole room-full of them,
and they'd go all the way up to the ceiling.
We could take whatever we wanted.
Wouldn't even have to pay for it.
All for us.
And I'd wear a white robe everywhere.
I wouldn't give a fuck.
Beautiful white robe.
Just walkin' around my mansion, in the woods,
in my robe.
Eating foot-long hot dogs and taking bubble baths.
Yeah.
And I was gonna build one of those green walls.
Just hit tennis balls off of it,
just like those guys in New York.
It'd be real fancy.
And you know the robot in Rocky IV?
Yep, we were gonna have one of those,
just bringing us tacos and fancy chocolate and shit.
Almost fuckin' happened.
Damn.
Fuck.
Cortez?
It's my birthday today!
Oh, gas.
I'm gonna tear my teeth out.
Fuckin' fuck it.
Fuck you.
You failed.
You failed both of us.
A man need a goal.
You fuckin' failed.
You got this.
You fuckin' got this.
Come on.
Cas.
Here's your fucking tooth!
Where are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Cas.
Casper!
Casper.
Casper!
Casper.
Casper!
Cas! Cas!
I'll save you.
Don't leave me.
Wait for me.
Casper!
Where are you, motherfucker?
Give me back my cat!
Casper.
Where are you?
Cas.
Anybody.
Fuck you.
I won, motherfucker!
I won!
It's over! It's over!
It's over.
Hello there.
There comes the sleigh.
Whoa, there, Bonaparte.
Hey, Mabel.
Where is that lunch basket?
Why, I think I'm sitting on it.
Oh, you think you're sitting on it, do you?
Why, I know you're sitting on it.