I hope there's no goof up.
If something goes wrong, our political life will go for a toss.
What's your name?
Santosh!
Your name is Kalyana Kumar until the exams are over!
Cheers!
You're a lucky guy!
Someone else is writing the exam instead of you!
And you're sipping beer here!
Why do I have to write exams? My Dad's got loads of money.
Can't you see? You've run into a parked car!
You've parked in a 'No Parking' area and are drinking!
And you are telling me I dashed into the car?
I will park my car wherever I want! Do you know who I am?
I am an MP's son!
I don't care who you are!
Shut up! Take out your documents!
He's lying!
You, shut up. Take out your documents!
Kalyana Kumar!
Santosh!
Chin up, please!
Thanks!
Hey! What are you guys doing?
Someone just took a picture of me.
He looks like a press reporter; he's wearing a blue T-shirt!
Go, get him.
There's the guy in the blue T-shirt! He's got a camera!
Catch him! - Hurry!
They are driving really close to the bike!
Who are you and when did you get on to my bike?
Don't look back; else, I will cut your head off!
If you cut my head off now, it won't be a pretty sight,
you can do that after I pull over.
Faster, come on!
I can't race the bike like 'Ultimate Star Ajith'.
The mechanic has asked me not to speed.
Silly guys: your mechanic and you! Hold this!
A comb!? Hey!
You're a Magician modern clothes. How did you get in front?
Forget that; bow your head right away!
I am a fearless man; I am not used to bowing down!
I told you to bow your head!
You should've said people are coming to hit me!
I thought you were going to stroke my head fondly.
Hey! Be careful! - What do I do?
They've squashed pumpkins on the road!
Who the hell are you?
I am a journalist!
See, how much we struggle to get a news item!
Boss! They are coming, let's run!
Am I your lover to come running as soon as you call me?
Get lost!
Boss! - Get lost!
Ok! I will talk to you later!
Come in, JK. I've kept the first page waiting for you.
What's the interesting news you have? Tell me!
Here's news that can jolt our country tomorrow.
MP Adhi Baghavan has made someone else write the medical
exam instead of his son!
I have the evidence for that in this camera.
Here it is.
I have proof that he was somewhere else at that time.
Here's the accident report I got after I dashed into his car.
It happens everywhere, not just here! This is a fraud
of Titanic proportions!
Titanic proportions!? Come on!
I had high hopes when you told me it was sensational.
I thought you found out director Shankar's next story.
But, you have boring news on exams and impersonations!
Do you know how many people write exams like this and
become fake engineers and doctors!?
Our society is getting affected because of them.
Why are you constantly talking about our society!?
More died when they went to see the tsunami after hearing of it.
Did you know that?
Are you saying that we shouldn't give useful news?
Do you know what people use newspapers for?
They merely need a paper in hand while drinking their
Coffee; or while sitting on the toilet Seat! That is all!
This is what you say each time I bring a news item.
Don't say a word, JK!
Our newspaper has to grow, more copies must sell.
Until then, we can't afford to make enemies.
The man you've brought news about! Adhi Baghavan!
I am speaking to him about our paper's national permit.
But you are bringing in news that will be his undoing!
Excuse me, Sir! - Yes!
That glam actress, Swapna! - Tell me!
She was bathing in the Courtrallam Waterfalls!
I've brought photos of the girl, in a wet sari
along with a write up.
Super! Now, this is news!
If I print this, people will rush to buy copies.
Look at him! He's young at heart!
Hello, Foreman! I've got the news item for the first page.
Make sure you blow up Swapna's picture.
I am going to quit work!
And then!?
As though we have a huge bank balance!
I had different expectations, but finally! Damn!
It's the same with everyone else.
Thank you. - Welcome, Sir!
This man who just served us omelettes,
he came to Mumbai to become an 'Ambani'!
He did whatever he could!
But, finally, he's working at the bar.
That's not the case with you; you're in the same line of work.
Come on! If not today, some day you will have your name
published against your article.
Am sure I'll see it happen.
Buddy, ask for another beer.
I can't wait until tomorrow. I need it in an hour. - Ok, Sir!
JK, there's a man called 'Centre-spread Nakki' from Chennai.
He is the King Of Gossip; he's a photographer as well.
I have convinced him to join our newspaper,
introduce him to everyone. - Ok, Sir.
A two-in-one? Even the existing guys don't get paid, and now
a new guy is joining us!
Let's go and see who this freebie is!
Hey! You!
Sir, are you 'Centre-spread Nakki'?
I saw someone just like you yesterday.
Did you find him jiving on the bBeach yesterday?
Don't con me with these 'Don' like stories!
Sir, don't you have a 'Pulsar' bike?
With those thugs beating me up, I now have an ulcer.
What are you saying? Did you get beaten up by thugs?
What else did you expect? Look at my face!
Not just that, they also robbed me of the
20,000 I had to pay in advance for a home.
What? 20,000 gone? How?
Why is he barking like a Pomeranian dog?
Forget about what happened.
What do I do, where will I stay?
Give me an idea for that!
Seenu!
Take this, this is our room key. From now, this is your room.
We are merely roommates.
How is the room?
It's like heaven. - Cheers!
Hello! - Hello!
This is a dingy place that bats and owls inhabit!
I've been cheated of my 20,000!
Hi, buddy!
You've managed to get a house without paying an advance.
Hey, don't wear shoes inside. Leave them outside.
Do I have to leave costly shoes outside to walk into this dump yard?
I've seen dust-bins inside homes,
But this whole house is a dust-bin.
How can you say that? So many of them wanted to share
this room with us, he refused them all.
But he has agreed to have you.
Could there be something between you guys!? - Hey!
I was talking about friendship.
Boss, don't tell anyone about you staying here.
People will feel jealous.
Cheers! - Cheers!
Don't you guys have a conscience?
This is like a sewage line with a door and windows;
and you call this a home?
Someone is ringing the door bell, see who it is.
It's what you rang while entering the house.
I've seen wall clocks that are slow,
This is the 1st time I see a calling bell that is slow!
What kind of a house is this?
Don't worry. It will be fine in two days.
Are you going to clean up everything in two days?
No way. You'll get used to it.
It's not in our hands.
Laila! Laila!
Why are you asking for rent to stay in your heart?
Very stylishly,
in your eyes, your ears and nose, you perspire; Laila!
Touching you wasn't intoxicating...
Entangling fingers wasn't intoxicating...
What was intoxicating was that you let go when I touched you...
This is not a game of love...
There's no room for that here...
Hundreds come to embrace me... Though none is forever!
Laila! Laila!
Why are you asking for rent to stay in your heart?
In all the languages in this world, I am well versed!
So, leave the words at home and embrace me silently...
Here you will see yourself as you truly are!
Touching you wasn't intoxicating...
Entangling fingers wasn't intoxicating...
What was intoxicating was that you let go when I touched you...
This is not a game of love...
There's no room for that here...
Hundreds come to embrace me... Though none is forever!
Laila! Laila!
Why are you asking for rent to stay in your heart? Laila!
Hi, Madhu this is Anuja! - Hey!
Can you do me a small favor? - Yes!
Aren't you the person Anuja was talking about?
Don't look to me. Act like you don't know me.
I don't know you!
Aren't you Richard? That parcel! - Don't talk at me!
He won't even say a 'Thank you' for helping him?
Silly! Bald Fellow!
The bell's ringing. Open the door.
Someone must have pressed the button last night.
That is probably ringing now.
You know who it is even as they knock.
Open the door yourself.
If I get up...!
What will you do if you get up?
Why do you want to invite trouble?
Are you deaf?
Why do you have a new extra bed?
That's the new roommate, Nakki! - 'Nakki'?
Don't people shorten 'Venkatesh' to 'Venky'!?
That's how I made 'Nagaraj' to 'Nakki'.
I want to shake hands with you, but if I get up in this state,
they will give us an 'A' Certificate!
Disgusting! Look at the kind of people you find.
Anyway, have a bath and! - I didn't fill water!
Three of you, and you didn't think of filling water?
It's not like you're getting brandy from the tap,
for the three of us to rush to fill it. Enough of that!
JK, I don't know what you'll do. Have a clean shower,
wear this shirt and come home at 11 o'clock. Ok?
I'm gonna take the shirt off anyway, why buy a new one?
Shut up!
Hey! Look at them!
Hey! - One more!
Your beard is hurting me! Can't you shave?
They can make a gossip columnist like me feel squeamish!
He should leave a 'Men At Work' signboard. And you are waking me up to see this.
Have you seen Facebook or Twitter?
What is this? - The latest trend!
You'd better wear this shirt when you come.
My Dad will see you as the Groom today. - The Groom?
My Dad is free only today.
For heaven's sake, don't come in that conked out bike of yours.
Borrow a decent one from a friend.
And you'd better shave, you're too hairy.
We'll be waiting for you at 11 o'clock. Don't mess up.
Be on time!
Did your girlfriend's dad give up after she was born?
Why do you ask?
She seems quite something!
If she has a younger sister, I will try wooing her.
Why do you want a duplicate when the original is around?
Take her if you like her.
I didn't ask him to lend me coffee powder!
He's willing to give her away instantly.
This belongs to the air hostess who works with me,
she is not well, that is why I've taken it!
Please deliver it at this address!
Hey! I have an appointment - This is the address! Thank you!
Why is she not here yet? Have you seen her earlier?
No! Let me try calling her.
Hello 'Nakki' Sir! - Hey, Mala! Tell me!
You took a picture of me for the cookery section,
but you never published it.
I told you to strike a glamorous pose. You didn't
and the Editor rejected it.
Increase the glamour quotient the next time and I'll publish it.
This is how you con me each time.
Why would you need a glamorous picture for cooking tips?
Who buys a book to read it!? They buy it only to see it.
Even if you are talking about making chutney,
the skin show is the selling point! That's what people expect. What can I do?
Your phone's ringing. You must be JK, right? - Hi!
I am Shakthi, India Times Today. I need a small favor!
He's 'Centre-spread Nakki'.
Hi! - Hi!
I know you. You work with India Times Today, don't you?
They fill each page with party pictures
as if nothing but parties ever happen in Mumbai.
You belong to that newspaper, don't you?
We are better than you guys who fill each page with news
of rape and women smashing their husband's head.
You speak out of arrogance that old English news papers sell
for 8 Rupees a Kilo.
You will find your paper only at posh places!
But you'll find our newspapers at every corner store.
Do you get that?
Hello! - Hello!
It's pointless to introduce a girl to you!
You wanted a favor, tell me.
I've come to interview the heroine.
The cameraman is stuck in traffic.
My boss values photos more than the interview itself. So!
You, want me to click pictures of your heroine with our camera.
Yes. - You mean you want my service!
Yes, Mr. Nakki.
You might have to pay for this, is that fine?
Hey! - Just joking!
In 2009, Telugu producer, Papa Rao gave me my 1st chance.
My 2nd chance was given by producer Kanthan in Tamil.
He's also promised me a chance in the next film.
If she goes on this way, the editor will do away with us!
Can you look to your right!? Thank you!
We heard you're writing the lyrics and singing a song.
Yes! How did you know?
Please sing a line or two for us.
Should I bite you and then hold you!?
Should I hold you and then bite you!?
Tamil girls like fidelity!
What? - Fidelity!
Everyone likes a high!
At this point, you'll have a small drum roll!
And at the end, I hate you, but I love you.
That's it!
Wow! Superb! Lovely!
It will be a hit on YouTube and Twitter. - Yes!
Madam! Actually!
I wouldn't mind giving you my autograph.
Please give it to me. - Ok!
Nonsense!
Hey, you are throwing it without knowing its value!
Her song may become a hit tomorrow!
What kind of a silly song was that!? "Can I bite you as I hold you?".
You missed the highlight! The drum roll!
They should arrest her for molesting a language.
Hey, relax. If you ever get worked up about something!
Take a look at this picture. You will feel relaxed.
Take this! This is yours and this is mine.
It's the era of digital photos; you're still stuck with film rolls.
Negatives are best for certain things. You won't understand.
Are you coming with me? - No, you go ahead! - Ok, bye.
Send me an SMS of your email ID. I'll send these to you.
Ok! - Nice meeting you, Shakthi.
Same here.
I think I left the parcel behind in the caravan,
I'll see you. - Bye! - Bye!
Excuse me, that is mine.
Seenu, what did I ask you to do and what have you done instead?
I wanted a glamorous picture for the cookery article.
I've made it glamorous, Sir!
For anything more, she has to cook in a two piece suit.
You are mistaken.
You shouldn't show it all. There's no joy in that.
Haven't you heard of hidden pleasures?
It must be seen, yet remain unseen.
Ok, Sir. Very nice! Super!
Make note of the gossip for the day.
The 'thorny' actress has been expecting a lot in 3 months.
The 'Sideburns' actor is quite a Rogue!
Make sure the drawing is clear and write 'Ssshhh' as the caption.
Hello! I am waving for you to stop, but you are ignoring that.
Am I an auto, to stop with you waving your hand?
I am 'Nakki'! - The Centre-spread guy!
What? 'Nakki'! So, you are the third guy?
Would you have awarded me if I were the first?
Who are you? You seem like pancake made out of old batter!
Who am I?
The man who owns this house! The house owner!
Sorry, Sir.
Why are you saying it in Tamil and in English!?
These guys don't pay rent. And now, you've joined them as well.
So, this is his weak point!
Not that we like to stay here.
There is a place called Mallika apartments close by.
Thought of moving there, but!
What? Tell me clearly.
They are running a Brothel there.
Where is this country heading? - Everyone is heading there, Sir.
What is the name of the apartment? - Mallika Apartments!
Oh! Mallika Apartments! - Why, are you going there?
I won't go there even by mistake. I am a gentleman.
What did you say your name was? - 'Naagraj'
'Naagraj' Sweet name!
Mallika, I won't let it go!
Aunty, why are you operating on the banana?
I am always very hygienic, clean and neat!
JK is also like that! Very clean and neat!
Of course! You will know when you visit our room! You'll be surprised!
Is it? - Ya! - It will stink!
Can you shut up!
I gave the shirt to you, why did you give it to him?
What are you doing? - I am eating!
Yes, but what do you do to earn your bread?
What are you doing here?
I am a guest here. - For how long?
Just one year!
How can you ask such a question?
Where are you staying now!? - We are in Ma...!
Juhu! - Wow! That's a lovely place!
I used to go there for dance classes when I was young.
There was a restaurant around the corner,
They had a Malayalee chef, he made great stuff!
Of course! None to beat him!
At this rate, we might have to bid adieu to Uncle!
Hello! Ya! Ok!
15 minutes. I'll be there.
Sorry, Uncle. An urgent work has come up. I got to leave.
JK! What are you doing? - It's ok, Madhu! No problem.
He might have to go somewhere urgently.
But, JK you don't have to be on your two feet all the time!
I don't understand.
This is not all. A 3 bedroom apartment is getting ready at Bandra.
You can use a bedroom a day and bring in variety!
I can't even listen to this, let's go.
Give me the address of the dead man!
Flat number 26, Link Road, Andheri East.
You are merely taking pictures.
You didn't include my name in the last murder case.
You're getting angry, as if we left you out of a wedding list?
What's his name?
You can ask him. - Come on, Sir, tell me.
How can I wake up a dead body and ask him his name?
He has already given us the name.
Hi! - Hi!
Hello, English Paper! - Hi, Tamil Paper!
Did you get any lead?
It looks like a pre-planned murder.
Hey! What are you doing?
I am getting things ready for the headlines tomorrow.
More people will read it with this caption 'Body with the Beedi'.
Are you heading to the room now?
No, I have some urgent work.
Can you drop this off on the way?
Why haven't you delivered this yet?
Please deliver it to this address. Go wherever you need to after that.
Hey! I can't do this. I have work. - Just give it, Go!
Go man!
JK, what's the evening plan?
Why, do you have any interviews?
Come on! Aren't you bored of this routine life!?
The Same interview, same photos, same people! - The same dead bodies!
If you're free in the evening, let's catch up for a cup of coffee!
Thanks, but I have some work in the evening.
Ok! All work and no play, makes you a dull boy!
Ok! Anyway, see you later. Bye!
Give me a chicken piece!
You are taking money aren't you, add some spice!
What is this called? - Ileana Chicken.
Won't you ever understand! Idiot!
By the time we come up the stairs, our knees might give way.
What can they manage to do after that?
That is our business tactic!
Don't touch me there! - Are you breeding horses?
He's the man you sent.
He's neighing. I've kept him under control.
What show of horsepower even at this age!
Unleash him while I get the camera ready.
I am going to whack you!
Super! Please continue!
Sir, I am in a big hurry.
I am in a big hurry too! Let me go!
Do you know Shiva Shankar Kutti?
I don't know anyone like that. - He plays the flute well.
Let me go! - His wife will look very beautiful!
I will kill you, run away.
Doctor, this is 'Centre-spread'.
There's been a leakage of sorts!
I am having diarrhea.
This isn't a patty. Why do you want a sample?
Oh! For that! Will surely send it across.
Please set me free from the bathroom somehow.
Why are you sitting in the dark like a ghost!
I ate something called 'Ileana' Chicken, my body's troubling me ever since!
Whatever I eat just slides out effortlessly.
If you eat carelessly, this is what will happen.
Look at me; I eat on time, drink juice. See how fit I am.
His body looks like it's made from left overs
and he talks about being fit!
Buddy, please give this Stool sample at the hospital.
Hey! I am going to see my girlfriend!
I am not asking you to give this to her.
I am only asking you to drop it off at the hospital.
He's drilling holes in my head with his dance!
You pest, I'll come up and kill you.
It is very important to pay attention while learning Bharatanatyam.
However noisy they get, you must concentrate on the rhythm.
Do you understand? Ready!
Buddy, please hand this over. - Put this in a cover
Here it is. And one small favor.
Do I have to hand over a Urine sample as well?
There's no problem with the front line, it's only the rear line.
JK wanted this to be delivered at this address. Please do that.
You've made a courier boy out of a lover boy.
With the head of a mop-stick, he claims to be a loverboy!
Hi, Gayathri! I am standing at the counter!
Will get the tickets for sure. Ok.
The patient's name? - Nagaraj.
Mr. Guna? - Yes.
Sir, Parcel.
Bro, that looks like crap!
Really? I thought it was "Sambhar Vada"...
Super color!
JK! It seems like a new car! But you don't have money to pay rent!
Sir, please get that noisy group upstairs to vacate!
Don't know if they are learning dance or destroying the building.
JK, they said they will vacate the next month.
That is what you said last month. I don't have cash now.
Give me a cheque then.
Is it fine if the cheque bounces?
You are guys from the press, won't you have cash?
I will surely give you your money next week.
What's the new noise that the door is making?
That is not coming from the door, it's coming from here!
They were selling something called 'lleana' Chicken;
I ate quite a lot of that.
Now it's as unstoppable as the bus in 'Speed'.
Forceful and fast!
This is bound to happen when you eat at such places.
Hi! - Yes it's very high! - Where are you going?
I am going to watch a movie with Gayathri.
Wouldn't' she have watched it with some one else already?
Don't you dare say anything about my girlfriend!
She is my dream girl.
You're meant only for dreams, she'll find someone else.
Listen guys! I need to speak to you about two important things.
It's only been 'two' things since morning. - Shut up!
Our house owner has been asking for Rent.
There will be no need for that. - What are you saying?
The house owner and a Hot Babe!
You're 60 and I am 20.
Did you see that!? A cockroach attacking a butterfly!
Hey! Is that our house owner? - A small correction!
From now, we are the house owners, he is the tenant.
If these photos shouldn't reach his wife, he has to pay us rent.
Is this blackmail? - Certainly not email! Obviously!
When God shows you a way out of problems, it's up to us to grab it!
Whatever he says, this is blackmail.
Why do you look at is as blackmail.
Think of it as God using us to punish him for betraying his wife.
If we get caught, do you know what the punishment is?
Only if we are caught.
I have done bigger things; this is child's play for me.
Don't get us involved with this.
I thought the 3 of us could become house owners;
Fine! I will be the sole owner.
I will come asking for rent, don't get upset. - We might get!
Forget about him, tell us what the second thing is.
I am getting married. - We know that. Next year, right?
No, there's a small change.
What's the change? Are you going to use some new confetti?
Hey! The wedding is next month.
The same airlines babe, right? - Yes.
She's an awesome girl.
If he ditches her, I was thinking of pursuing her.
Anyway, if a friend gets it, it is as good as me getting it.
Getting what?
Happiness!
This is a lie that every guy eyeing his friend's girlfriend, utters!
Hey, I am decent guy! - Hey! My pants!
Were you sitting on it all this while? - Yes!
I've been searching for them all along.
Hey! Grab it slowly.
Don't just wear it. Spray some perfume on it.
Else, the whole theatre will stink.
Welcome to our dream house!
The factory where we'll stay, after our wedding!
A factory? - Ya!
The factory where 2 us are going to conduct research
and give birth to different kinds of kids!
There will be no holidays or Strikes, only overtime!
Don't we have to work, ever!?
For all money my father has, no one has to work.
This air hostess' job is just for the thrill of flying!
While people work for money, you are working for thrill.
JK, an empty flat, the darkening skies outside!
The smell of rain!
Darling, would you like to eat a 'Ladoo'?
My strong, evening rain!
I am drenched in the first advance of your kisses!
And in that tremble, I forget the rest!
Feeling shy, I stumble and fall!
My strong, evening rain!
I am drenched in the first installment of your kisses!
When I come closer, and tell you to embrace me,
Why are you silent!?
You moved far away,
I chased you lovingly, but you closed your eyes!
My strong, evening rain!
I am drenched in the first installment of your kisses!
And in that tremble, I forget the rest!
Feeling shy, I stumble and fall!
I am the distant Sun!
Yet, I melt like a dew-drop!
When you smile like a flower, I fall for you!
When you touch me, you set me on fire!
And the silly rain comes between us,
to get drenched in it like a pearl is bliss!
Like a fish out of water, I writhe in agony!
Where did you go?
As I slide, come, be the pillar I can lean on!
You have become my life!
My strong, evening rain!
I am drenched in the first advance of your kisses!
And in that tremble, I forget the rest!
Feeling shy, I stumble and fall!
Hi!
JK, what's up? Are you busy? - No, tell me.
Can you come to the pool side of Sea Plaza, it's very urgent.
Why? Is it something important?
What happened?
Something important, I have to get there quick.
I'll be back.
It's like a DVD getting stuck while watching a movie!
Ok! I'll be back fast.
Hi! - Hey!
Thank you!
I don't drink while working.
Who said we're working? - What?
You called and asked me to come here immediately.
If I call you, that doesn't mean it is work. Relax!
A Press Reporter is different from a Printing Machine!
Enjoy life at least for a bit! - Come on, Shakthi!
I left my work half way because you called me.
The work wouldn't have been important! - How do you know!?
You wouldn't have answered the phone!
Whatever! I am leaving. See you later.
A Lover's tiff and then it's make up time!
Please leave without creating any trouble.
If I create trouble, will he lose his mood!?
Hello, I don't even know who you are; can you leave way.
If I don't, what the hell will you do!?
What the hell? Get lost you *#!
What did you say! Say it aloud! - Neelakantan!
Say it aloud! - Neelakantan, stop it!
I am not in the mood to fight. - But, I am!
Stupid! Don't you have brains!
I am Neelakantan! No one can do a damn thing to me!
Hey! Look there! Get him!
They're Neelakantan's friends,
If we stay here, we'll be in trouble. Let's go!
I am Sorry. - It's ok.
Are you hurt badly? - I am fine.
You are working all the time;
I called you so that you can relax for a bit.
Who said I don't relax.
I always have a good time with my friends.
I came running without enquiring any detail.
Where should I drop you?
Listen, Man! I said I am sorry!
Hey! Stop the car!
Oh, my! It's Neelakantan!
Go closer!
Go fast!
What the hell is he doing!
Don't know. Just go fast! - What's wrong with him?
Go to hell!
Oh! God! - Go to hell!
Idiots! Just get lost! JK, hurry!
JK! - Go to the right!
Don't let him go! Get him! - JK! He's coming!
Come this way!
Hang on!
Park it!
Shakthi! Stop! Where are you going? Stop! Come on!
Ya! Fast, get in! They are going that side.
Come on!
Ya! Fast, get in!
Hey! Shakthi! Stop! Catch her!
Go that way!
That's ok! Is the bathroom clean? - Yes!
Thank you! - Thank you!
Good evening, Sir.
Thank you.
A brand new car! Who is that mad guy?
He is pointing a gun and trying to shoot in public!
My husband! - What?
Just joking! He was supposed to be my husband.
That psycho?
He's an American Green Card holder!
He has many titles to his credit.
More than anything else, he is a family friend.
My parents were happy to find a groom earning
more than $10,000 a month.
The wedding arrangements happened real fast.
That's when the flash news reached my ears!
That he was involved in some wrong business interests.
What do you mean?
Illegal export dealings.
Because I was his fiancée, he blabbered
details of all his wrong doings.
I was wondering if I should either just marry him
or if I should behave like a journalist.
He was shocked to see the newspaper the next morning.
An article on his business! Written by Shakthi!
You can guess what happened after that!
I got the wedding stalled.
Hence, he talks ill of me to ensure I don't get married.
And, this is my long boring story.
Hi! I would like to have green tea with lemon and honey.
What about you?
Ok! One is enough! Thank you!
Don't let them go! Get them!
Oh! Yes! - Excuse me!
Let's go! - Excuse us!
Come on! Let's go!
I hope it's not Alzheimer's!
But the key worked. I am very sure. It's our room.
I don't know what's going on.
I've got green tea with lemon and honey.
We didn't order any tea!
Thanks, for dropping me.
Sorry, about the glass breaking!
It's ok, you didn't break it! Good night. - Good night!
Hey, did you fill water!?
I'm leaking like a water tanker myself!
Did you see my orange juice!?
Was that orange juice? It was thick; I thought it was mango juice.
Wouldn't you know the taste?
I said I took it, I didn't say I drank it.
What then? Did you clean up with my 140 Rupees juice?
In my hurry, I didn't check the rate.
I will buy you another juice carton if you want.
How will I ever drink juice again?
If you can't drink juice, eat the fruit, you fool!
Since I washed up with juice, I have ants biting me.
Can you sprinkle some ant powder around me?
Serves you right for using up my juice!
Don't keep saying the same thing, Mom!
He's a known designer!
He will deliver the wedding outfit on time!
I'll take care, you don't worry, Mom! Ya, ok! Ok! Bye!
What happened!? - What?
This! - I got hurt at Work!
Is it part of your job to get hit up?
Are you a press reporter or a henchman?
Look at your face, JK!
Oh my goodness!
A brand new car, see what you've done!
You're getting late for the flight, let's leave.
Ridiculous!
Who is this!?
Sir, laundry. - No, thanks!
Hey! 'Laundry'.
Which room? - This room, Sir! 2028.
We'll serve him this.
As per management rules, we have to serve him!
He's our friend. It's his birthday today.
We want to spring a surprise on him!
That's fine, Sir! But this is the hotel policy!
Subash!
It's Ok, Subash! If there's a problem, I'll speak to your management.
No, Sir! The problem is...!
Here, buy chocolates for your kids.
I am not yet married, Sir!
That's fine, get married, have children and then buy it.
Sorry, Sir! Room service is an art.
An art!?
He's not our customer. He's our guest. We should serve him.
That's great!
Who is it?
Sir, room service. Your breakfast, Sir.
Yes, come in.
He's going to be happy seeing you!
Happy birthday, Sir! - What?
Today is not my birthday!
What the hell! - Surprise!
Yes! What are you doing here!?
Delivery! Unlike you, we deliver on time!
The Food!
What the hell are you talking about?
Mani!
I bought this just yesterday! It's a new shirt!
It will be fine if you dry clean it.
Where is my parcel?
As always, I sent it through an air hostess.
But! - But!?
This time the air hostess is a new girl!
A new girl?
Yes, the girl who delivers it regularly was not well.
She asked me to give it to this girl!
This girl doesn't know what the parcel contains.
Is there any other new story!?
Are you playing carom with the parcel?
Hey! Search this guy's room thoroughly.
Have we come to a wedding feast?
You are forever eating!
You are idle; can't you load the washing machine?
That's your job. Not mine.
What did you get in the mail?
That's holy ash from the Murugan Temple.
Why are you taking that to the bathroom?
I will have a bath and then apply it.
Haven't you had your bath already?
I forgot to apply soap!
If you don't want these photos to reach your wife,
give me 10,000 rupees every month.
The date and place will be given later.
No Police.
I am going to.
What's that noise inside?
Not here, darling. It's coming from above! - From above?
Mr. JK!
Seenu! Mr. Seenu!
What happened?
The parcel is not with me. That girl must have messed up.
Fine, tell me the number. - Which number?
Your grandma's number!
The new girl you gave the parcel to, her number?
Yes, that one!
It's 9862... Wait!
986266125!
Hello. Vinayak Medicals. What medicines do you need?
Sorry, got confused. I messed up.
If I wanted to cheat you, would I be staying here?
Trust me, please. - Mani!
Sorry! Please!
The number is 9820345279!
Please, just take it out! Take it out!
Sorry. - Leave a message asking her to call now.
I'll dial again.
Leave a message asking her to call right away.
I am hungry, ask for room service.
Hi! - Who is it, Gayathri?
My friend!
What happened, Gayathri?
I booked tickets only because you wanted me to.
How many times do I call or message you?
Couldn't you have sent me an SMS?
I kept waiting for you like a crazy guy!
Hey, Guys! Who is this?
Seenu, this is Akshay. He's a computer engineer from Canada.
Nice to see you, Dude! Hope you're coming for the wedding!
Wedding?
He doesn't know about the wedding?
I haven't told him yet.
Seenu is actually here to pick up his stuff. He's a cartoonist!
Oh! A cartoonist! - I'll be back!
A Cartoonist like Madan?
Ya! Like Cartoonist Madan! - That's funny!
Akshay, your tea is getting cold!
Oh! Nice to meet you. See you at the wedding, ok!
Who is he? Who's getting married?
We are getting married. I got engaged yesterday!
What about all the years I spent wooing you!
Be practical. We've known our newspaper boy for 5 years.
That doesn't mean he is friends with the family.
What about our love? - Love is like a dream!
But marriage, a morning alarm. Need to wake up.
You've got to decide between a guy
who can't afford to call you Vs one who gives you a diamond.
I've made my decision.
We were intimate with each other.
Even when chewing gum is tasty, you've to spit it out.
Good Luck with your cartooning.
Stop this wedding right now!
This wedding must not happen!
I am a 21st century boy!
She has raped me thrice.
Bloody, start the percussion!
Shameless girl, you're a disgrace to the family. Go away!
What have you found new!?
That I didn't have too!?
Why have you changed so suddenly!?
Have the times we spent together, become now a bore?
Hey, come to me, baby!
Don't get mischievous!
Don't change your route! Don't shut the gates!
Now that you've seen money, you won't come to me!
Are you the good girl?
Am I the dust-bin?
Are you the good girl?
Am I the dust-bin?
Speak your rates carefully...
For I am her first owner, you see!
Check out the RC book if you can!
You'll find my name there, Man!
Are you the good girl?
Am I the dust-bin?
Are you the good girl?
Am I the dust-bin?
Are you the good girl?
Am I the dust-bin?
Hi! This is Richard.
Please call me back as soon as possible. It's very urgent.
Thank you very much.
That girl is on line.
Hello. - Richard, this is Madhu. I just got your voice message.
It's ok! It's ok! What happened to the parcel!?
Since I had some shopping to do, I gave it to my friend!
What do you mean by friend!?
He is my boyfriend. I gave it to him to deliver it!
Thought he would have delivered it by now! Hasn't it come!?
You idiot! Useless girl! Stupid woman!
Hello! - Hello, Mam. I am Richard's supervisor speaking.
I am sorry about him speaking to you rudely.
Is he human or is he a beast!? Very rude.
I was being nice and helping a friend!
But he's shouting as if I were his maid.
It's ok. Don't take it seriously.
He's facing the consequences for that.
That parcel!
I gave it to my friend; don't know why he hasn't given it yet!
He usually does what he is told. Don't know why.
Something important might have come up.
Everyone in this world is busy. You are; I am.
If you give us his address, we'll collect it ourselves!
Sure, note it down.
One minute! Pen and paper!
Hello! - One minute.
312... - Where do I write? Give me paper!
Are you writing it down? - Tell me.
312, 1st Floor, Bandharkar Road, Mattunga West.
Let's go.
They shouldn't be alive.
Who is he? - What?
You seem a little disturbed.
You're thinking about someone!
Who is the lucky guy?
He is grumpy, but a nice guy.
When I am with him, I am happy.
I say a lot without saying a word.
I unravel myself when I am with him.
Does he know this? - I don't know.
Why don't you tell him?
Say it through Facebook or with an SMS or MMS!
Best to tell him in person.
Go! What's stopping you?
The right moment hasn't arrived; and it's too early.
Don't wait for opportunity to knock.
Don't waste time.
If you're in love, it's best to say it immediately!
Keep quiet. I have a lot of work to do.
Not more important than proposing to a man you love.
Go, tell him.
Shakthi!
Are you done with the entertainment page?
You have pushed me into this mere thing called love!
You have made me swirl in this illusion!
You have made my heart smile!
Oh, Woman! With your arrival,
my tomorrow has arrived today!
Oh, Woman! With your leaving,
the air around me has frozen!
You have pushed me into this mere thing called love!
You have made my heart smile!
In love's abundance, everything heals!
I am a pining damsel!
Come and add smiles to all my dailies...
You have healed all my hurt...
I have become another woman because of you!
Oh, Woman! With your leaving,
the air around me has frozen!
Who's he!? - He is JK.
So, he is JK! - Who the hell are you?
Speak in Tamil.
I am the one who will ask questions!
Open your mouth only to answer!
So, you are really not JK?
This is what I've been saying to you for 2 hours!
Can you get me down, Sir?
Where's my parcel? - Which parcel?
Are you checking yourself out?
You look like a monkey!
That's enough, he might die.
An air hostess called Madhumita gave you a parcel.
Where is it? - I don't know.
The person I gave it to, is not here. Ask him about it!
Are you fooling around?
If I ask him, he points to you, and you point to him!
I'll beat you to pulp! - Sir! Sir! Sir!
He is right. I delivered the parcel!
He says the guy who gave the parcel is not here!
Did you give it? Are you kidding?
Sir! Don't hit me.
He gave it to 'Centre-spread Naagaraj', Naagaraj gave it to me.
I delivered the parcel. - Wait!
You are not JK. - Correct, Sir.
He is JK. - Correct, Sir.
He gave the parcel to Naagaraj - Correct, Sir.
Naagaraj gave that parcel to you. - True, Sir!
Why didn't you tell me that first!?
Sir! You never asked me this!
Sir! The fault lies with us!
Fine, I am asking you now. Where is my parcel!?
I gave the parcel at the Saroja Utensils store!
The parcel you delivered had some fresh crap!
Not a chance, Sir! Crap! To you!? Oh shit!
Shit it is!
Are you playing 'Snakes & Ladders' with the parcel?
Sir, don't shoot me. What you say is correct!
Sir, there's been a mix up.
If you make me ask you one more question,
you won't have a mouth to speak! Don't shout!
Where's my parcel?
At the Thilaga Hospital Lab!
Thank you, Sir. - Are you ok?
If it weren't for you, I would have bled to death.
This is hardly anything. Let's go.
Nagaraj! - They're calling you. - Mr. Nagaraj!
Your friend has given us a doll instead of a stool sample.
A doll!? My friend!?
Then, where did that go!?
Does it hurt? Ok.
Bachelors' rooms are filled with girls' pictures.
But, what's this? A picture of a dead person!?
If you get me down, I will answer your questions.
There's no place to sit here. Tell me from there.
Sir! That's taken by my roommate!
Not him, Sir! Another roommate!
What does he do, takes pictures of the dead?
Not just that, he even writes gossip columns, Sir!
Hey! Don't say anything!
He's 'Centre-spread Naagaraj', we work for a newspaper.
Thank you very much, Sir. - Take rest.
Aren't you going to office? - No, I have other work.
Are you cleaning the fan, buddy!?
Welcome, 'Centre-spread Naagaraj'
Who are these guys?
They're waiting as if they've placed an order at a hotel.
The parcel! - Ssshhh! Office!
I am riding the Bike, Sir.
Hey, the parcel. - Ssshhh! Office
It will surely come today, Sir! - Hey!
Who said 'Hey'?
Who said 'Hey' while I was on the phone?
Keep quiet!
First class!
Sir, now that you got your diamonds,
please return my stool sample; I'll send it for a test.
Why are you turning around like a table fan?
Mani! - Bro...
Kill him first. - Please don't, Sir!
Continue and kill these two after that! - Yes, Bro!
Sir, don't! - Let him go!
You've got your diamonds, why kill us?
If I let you go after knowing you are from the press,
our smuggling activities will feature as news! - Sir!
Seenu!
You #@!
The music is blaring! Why do you need a silencer?
Fine, I'll remove it. - By the time you shoot...!
Help! Help! Somebody, help!
Help the kid, go! - Oh God!
Hey, Seenu. Get up!
Hey! Come on!
Hey! Come!
Hang on a minute, I'll be back.
Excuse me!
Do you see my Rhythm Box there!
You idiot! Despite bringing the roof down,
you are still searching for your Rhythm Box!?
I'll kill you! Go!
What are you waiting for? Let's go!
Hey! Stop!
Who's he? He's coming along as if he's walking a dog!
What happened?
Who is he? He looks scary.
See him after he's cleaned up, he'll be scarier. - Hey!
He's Seenu, a cartoonist.
Shakthi, we need to use your house for 10 minutes.
I have an important meeting, I am leaving.
A meeting? - Yes. - Hurry, before the tea and biscuits get over.
Ok, Tamil Paper! Bye! - You keep saying this. - Bye!
Why did you bring this?
Ever since this came to us we've been in trouble.
Let's return it the way 'Super Star' returns it to Nagma in 'Basha'?
'Super star' returned it to win over Nagma, why should we?
Should we hand it over to the Police?
Don't be foolish.
If the police ask us about it, Madhumita will get caught!
Hey, why are you getting confused?
Let's just think we've turned lucky.
Why should Madhumita get this!? Why should she give this to us!?
Why should he interchange it by mistake!?
Nothing is wrong if 3 people are going to benefit from it.
What do we do?
Sorry, Aunty!
Madhu's phone is off.
She must be in a flight. We'll tell her once she lands.
He is looking at the diamonds with a magnifier.
They'll seem big, the right time to negotiate rates.
3 lakhs!
Ask for a flat rate of 5; let's see if he falls for it.
5 lakhs!
No! 3 lakhs, this is my final offer. If that's fine, let me know.
Should we agree?
Ok, Sir.
Correct.
There are 30 pieces in here. So, 90 lakhs!
Sir, is one piece 3 lakhs?
Is it 90 lakhs in total?
If it's not ok, you can take this and leave.
No, Sir! Ok, Sir! 90 lakhs is ok!
What are you doing!?
Checking, cause in movies they slip bricks beneath notes.
But this man is genuine; he has given us new notes.
What are we going to do with all this money?
I need to buy some new underpants.
The old ones have holes like sieves.
We should use this money and start a Newspaper.
Wrong doers must be scared of our Newspaper.
We should be the first ones to get scared.
It maybe money through wrong means!
But we'll use it for a good cause.
Whatever you want to do with it,
I want to embrace it tight atleast for a night.
We need to resign from our current job.
What is it?
I have asked you to type 'Layers' and you have typed 'Lawyers'.
Sorry, Sir! - What 'Sorry'!?
Hello, I am Editor and Publisher, Murugaraj speaking!
You mongoose! - Hello!
Buddy, can you abuse him.
Silly Murugaraj!
Birds build nests, get lost you &**!
The cows give milk, the three of us will $##.
Hey! Aren't you 'Centre spread Naagaraj'?
You are fired!
Do that first! That is exactly why we are abusing you.
And the guys with me are JK and Seenu.
Fire them as well!
Hang on! I have the Finale ready!
Hens lay eggs, but you are a #%%!
Super!
Any problem, Sir? - Nothing, go away.
This guy is going to hang himself in Office. - Hello!
Mr. JK, your girlfriend is singing, listen to her.
Who are you guys? Why have you kidnapped me?
Do you want the diamonds or do you want me to replay the voice?
Room Number 2028, Star Residency.
If the diamonds don't reach me in an hour,
you won't hear this voice again!
Why do you look so shocked?
They've kidnapped Madhu. - Who?
The Diamond gang. - Oh my god!
Aren't they dead yet!?
We thought they were dead, hence did all this.
They say they'll kill her if the diamonds don't reach in 1 hour.
Oh, my God! We're finished! We're done!
I thought I can marry Gayathri with this money.
We've even resigned from the job. What do we do now?
Let's get the diamonds back!
Madhu is not worth all this money. Think about it.
Damn!
I am ashamed to call you my Uncle.
How can you think this way?
God has punished you for your misdeed.
Leave this place right away.
I have to sanitize the place you were seated.
If your sister knows of this, she'll throw a fit!
I am counting on you.
Why complain after doing everything?
He has switched off his mobile and escaped.
They're worth 2 crores; I'd leave my wife behind for it.
Where did you see him last?
Who, Sir?
The Hero we've been waiting for all this while.
At his home!
So, your highness is by yourself!?
A beautiful girl!
No one around!
Darling, would you like to eat a 'Ladoo'?
Madhu, this comes only after the wedding.
I am not that kind of guy.
Who, you?
My virginity is more important than my life.
This is not in keeping with our Tamil culture.
What does your Tamil culture say now?
I don't know Tamil, ya!
Don't move away. Oh, Beautiful! Don't move away...
Dear girl, don't move away from my sight...
Without you, my life ceases to exist!
Don't move away. Oh, Beautiful! Don't move away...
A Plane that flies into the skies everyday
is going to crash into you now!
What's wrong if there's regular gossip
about the exchange of hot kisses!?
Don't move away. Oh, Beautiful! Don't move away...
Dear girl, don't move away from my sight...
Without you, my life ceases to exist!
A lot of love and a lot of me,
what more would you ask for!?
You are struggling to drink honey
that's dripping so easily onto your tongue!
Hey, Flower that's blossomed suddenly!
Until you came, my life was lackluster!
I struggle
as you sprinkle sparks on me!
Giving me grief more and more!
A Plane that flies into the skies everyday
is going to crash into you now!
What's wrong if there's regular gossip
about the exchange of hot kisses!?
Like cotton wool falling gently through the wind,
my heart slowly falls in love!
Because of you, I am going crazy in love!
Don't move away. Oh, Beautiful! Don't move away...
Dear girl, don't move away from my sight...
Without you, my life ceases to exist!
A big company called Neptune Technologies in Canada!
They've opened an office in Bangalore! Did you know that?
Do I have to write a cover story about them?
I'm talking about you making headlines.
The CEO's post, a salary of 3 lakhs, a duplex apartment!
You are the lucky guy!
A small gift from my dad!
You have to leave to Bangalore immediately.
Was all that sweet talk for this?
JK!
Ask him about the brand of innerwear I should wear?
I can buy it on the way. - How cheap!
Yes, I am cheap.
Didn't you know that about me earlier?
My home or work didn't bother you initially.
It was blind love.
And now, you want me to change for your sake!?
What's wrong with that? Don't you want to change?
Don't you want to lead a better life?
But that should be through my own efforts.
Ask your Dad to close his gift shop.
Good Bye!
Good Boy, he has said 'Good Bye' and left.
You've brought her here thinking he will come!
No, Sir! He says that every day, Sir!
Don't shoot me, Sir!
Let's go to where he is!
Let's kill her right in front of him!
No, Sir! - Make a call to him! - No, Sir. Please! - Shut up!
The phone is ringing.
Sorry, Sir. My battery ran out of charge.
I will be there in half an hour with the diamonds.
You sold it then, you want it back now.
We have to do this for each other. No problem.
It's easy money for him, why have a problem?
We are the ones with the problem.
I told you he's got a divine look about him.
You can replace these portraits of Gods with yours.
Would that help ward off the evil eye?
Sir, the money you gave me is intact in this.
It'll be great if you take this and return the diamonds.
It would be great for you, but not for me.
Unaware of its value, 3 idiots sold it for a lesser price.
But its original price is double of that.
It's worth 1 crore and 80 lakhs. Do you understand?
Sir, don't even say that for fun.
We can even turn fun into a business.
We took this from you just a while ago.
It's all intact in this.
If we don't return this, we will lose a life.
I am not a Doctor to save lives, nor is this a hospital.
I am not going to fall for these sad stories.
Should I narrate a romantic comedy instead?
Silly guy! - Keep quiet!
This is the final offer. Else, get lost!
Security!
Let me go!
Are you cheating us, I'll take care of you.
Lock the door!
My dad says "the ones who get fooled are bigger culprits".
Can you swear it is your dad who said that?
He steals Rajnikanth dialogues and claims his relatives said that.
Cool! Cool!
This is a Rajnikanth dialogue too.
Think about how to get the diamonds back.
I have a super idea.
Rock candy crystals look like diamonds!
Why don't we buy some and give it to them.
Why don't you do that by yourself?
That woodpecker nosed guy will dent your head.
Can you guys shut up! I have a super plan.
Shakthi, please!
I can't do this. I have deadlines and assignments.
Shakthi, it's urgent. You can help if you decide to.
Is this your plan? - Yes, Buddy!
This is an idea from the black and white films era.
The world's moved on to Katrina Kaif and Kareena Kapoor.
And you're still stuck with this.
Old ideas always work best. Come!
The money is safe in your hands, isn't it?
It's in the bag and not in my hands!
But the bag is in your hands!
Come on, let it go. You have it, don't you?
We'll go there, finish the job and then get back.
I know you're going, but are you coming back?
Why do you say inauspicious things?
You aren't going to a temple; you're going to loot him.
Who is going to loot him?
We're only returning his things and taking ours back.
Nothing belongs to us.
Let's just keep the money for ourselves.
I'll think about what to keep and what not to.
You just shut up and drive!
Hey! A cow!
They say it's a good sign when a cow crosses your path!
Why don't you stop to take some blessings?
Hey! Stop!
The shop is over there, why should I stop here?
Why don't we give the car for valet parking?
Why don't you chat up with the Security?
Park the car in a spot that is easy to get out of.
Come on. Come, Shakthi!
I want to see latest designs, but you're showing me old ones.
We have more designs; let me show them to you.
No, nothing is interesting. So many new designs have come, yet..!
It's a waste of time; let's go to a better shop.
One moment, what happened, Mam?
What is this, Sir?
Your ads carry new designs but your stock has old ones.
Come with me, I'll show you designs not seen even in ads.
Come! - Ok!
Nafeesa, you stay here.
Nafeesa!
Good day, Sir.
How are you? - I am fine, Sir. How are you?
It's been long since we met.
The DCP's wife had placed an order for a necklace.
Is it ready? - Yes, Sir. Just one moment.
He asked me to check.
Is it all right, if it is expensive?
Don't worry about that, am sure you understand.
No one knows when one will have a raid in their house.
Hence, we want to convert 'Black' into diamonds!
I understand. You want to turn 'Black' into 'White'!
Let me show you some other designs.
Sir! Juice?
Ladies, first! - Madam, juice?
I can't handle this any more. The car will get dirty.
I'll get into any house that is open.
How is it?
It's nice, but show me other designs.
I will show you more designs!
Wait, I'll show them to you.
Hey! Go!
Hurry!
JK, what are you doing?
Hands up!
Quick! - Catch it.
I haven't come here to rob you.
I came here to take back our diamonds.
Your money is in the bag outside.
Give me the tape, come on, fast!
Please take this, Sir!
Wow! It's beautiful.
Where's your boss?
The DCP would like to speak to him.
He is inside. He's talking to a customer.
It's all right. - I'll inform him.
Hey! Stop!
There was a generous king named 'Pari'.
For having used your toilet, I am very sorry!
I couldn't stop it, but, I'll gladly return the favor.
Hey!
Come on! Hurry!
Get in, quick.
Stop! Rascals!
He's run away, Sir!
Wow! Awesome, Man!
Shakthi! No!
Thank you!
Shakthi! Hey!
Hey!
Shakthi!
Damn!
Are they drinking juice to quench their thirst?
Ignore it, this is a free connection!
A freebie when he is on his way to save his fiancé!
His fiancé!?
Yes, next month. Madhu weds JK.
Are you engaged, JK?
It's not a broad gauge for sure!
You have such basic doubts at the very end of the story!
What's her name?
I forgot to ask her that.
When I get there, show me who she is.
Will make sure she can never open her mouth.
Can't you let her go with a warning?
Are your affections soaring for her?
No, it's not that. - Let me get to her.
See how her photos will be splashed across papers. - Okay!
Control room!
Brother-in-law, they are calling you.
3 people have robbed a diamond store.
They're heading towards Sea Link Road.
The glass pane at the back of the car is broken.
If anyone's close by, get him. Over.
Do we schedule our work for another day?
Do you want to give your darling a warning before that?
We'll finish with this car thing and then head there. - Fine!
Hey! Follow the red car. Fast!
5-6-7-8-9. - Please don't shoot. He'll get here!
Can we try this again? - Why?
We need to pass time till her lover gets here.
Fine! Get her up!
Wait here, I'll be back.
We'll come too.
It's not a party, for all of us to join him?
Friendship is like cricket stumps.
Even if 1 falls, it's considered an 'out'.
He is confusing us with these analogies.
Shakthi, will you wait here?
I'll think about it.
You wait here. I'll be back. - Fine.
Which floor is this? - The 11th floor.
6-7-8-9! - Please don't shoot!
...10... - No sir...
Room Number! - 2028, Sir!
I thought he'd be dead by now.
He's come back looking like Kamal Hassan in 'Anbe Sivam'.
JK! - No!
Why are you pulling out a gun? I just want to crap.
Happy to see you after a short break!
Diamonds! - Madhu, first.
Give me the diamonds first and then take her.
JK, give them what they want, please!
What if you shoot us after taking the diamonds?
Good question! This is a five star hotel!
The slightest noise and they'll call the Police!
I don't believe you.
JK, give them what they want, please! - Shut up!
It's not a request. This is an order.
I'll kill her, kill you guys and walk away with the diamonds.
Do you think things will change if you act brave?
Give me the diamonds. Give them!
JK!
You are just one guy, we are three of us. Are you up to it?
JK! Please give the diamonds! - Shut up! - Please!
Did you bring the Police!?
Happy anniversary, Darling! - Cheers!
Next time, can we just go to fricken Disneyland!?
Quiet. You're all right, fine! Ok!?
Come, let's go!
I thought you didn't marry me because I am a bad guy.
Seeing you in the car, I realized you're the wrong kind of girl.
What are you blabbering? - Shakthi!
Shakthi, stop!
God! We just gave death a miss!
Shakthi, stop! - What?
You were kissing someone in the car, who is she?
Who is she?
I am the one. - Who...
I kissed her.
Did you kiss her?
Scoundrel!
You lost your love as well!
He just blabbered without a clue about things.
'These are negatives that were with me.'
'My best wishes to your wife and you.'
'Sorry about the trouble. Good bye'
Good bye. Thank you.
What are you doing inside? - I am coming.
'A smuggling gang shot dead'
'after a heavy shoot out in a hotel room.'
'Middleman arrested.'-'JK'.
You're rocking, buddy!
Your article is on the front page.
You've achieved what you wanted to. Great!
What if the Police track us with the car number?
Not a chance.
The car is in her father's name.
He didn't want his daughter to be in trouble.
He's already filed a complaint saying the car is missing.
The car only says 'For Registration'.
Has Madhumita finally refused to marry you?
A small correction! I refused to marry her.
We don't seem to get along much.
What are you saying?
When you look at the mirror!
What if you find some other face instead of yours?
He'll feel glad he found a better face than his!
They want to change me to their liking.
I won't change myself for anyone. I want to be myself.
For the money they have, and the girl she is, I'll turn in to a dog!
I've chucked this SIM card called 'Madhumita'.
It is up to you to use it or pass it up.
Are you sure? - One hundred percent!
Ok! - I'll be back.
Only I lost my job, my love and the money in hand!
You got your jobs back! Why do these things happen just to me?
That huge gaping opening you have under your nose! - My mouth?
Yes, if you keep that shut, everything will be fine.
What is this?
We have to thank Bhandari!
Look how I got back at him! - Won't you ever learn!?
It's only money! Money! Money!
Are you happy? - Daddy!
Get lost!
Why are you shouting at the kid?
He's not a kid, he's a demon!
Let's go!
We have loads of money. We can start our own press.
We're the owners, no one can question us.
Hey 'English Paper' is here!
I don't have the car. What do I do with this?
It's yours.
No, JK. Not anymore! And it's time to say bye.
We've known each other only for a short while!
Yet, it was an episode that brought smiles!
Thanks for everything, sorry for everything.
What is this, Buddy?
This is the only way to shut a girl up!
Now, this is what you call 'Mischief'!