开始了 你先来吧 Here starts me,I'll let you go first.
大家好 我是成人片演员Dana Dearmond Hi, I'm adult film star Dana Dearmond. 【注释：右边的姐姐是个著名女优,出演了大量吃♂棒♂冰类型的小电影(不要问我是怎么知道的)】
我是Alix Lynx I am Alix Lynx. 【注释：34-23-34】
嗨大家好 我是Skin Diamond Hi,I am Skin Diamond. 【注释：34-25-35】
我将会在这根冰棍的协助下 向您展示如何正确的吹♂管 And I am gonna be showing actually how to give a proper blow job with this lovely Popsicle.
你准备好解锁新姿势了吗 Are you ready to...give some head?
那必须滴 Absolutely.
我的比较大 因为老娘是职业选手 I got the bigger one,because I am a professional!
我的比较小 因为人家什么都不懂呢 And I got the little one cause I'm not.
你要知道 这是要与一根丁丁在嘴里啪啪啪 Do you really wanna...you know you wanna make love to the cock in your mouth.
你不能表现这样做很无聊的样子 cause you don't wanna like...I'm bored
你甚至可以这样做 You can even like...yeah...exactly.
千万别把丁丁咬下来 我认为没有爷们会喜欢的 Don't bite this dick off though.I don't think any guy want that.
啊...嗯嗯..呃... @#￥%……&8
就像狂欢派对上的小丑那样 Like your clown at a carnival game ,make your mouth like
尽量把嘴撑到最大 big as possible.
让丁丁湿湿的 男人都喜欢这样 Get it sloppy,guys like it sloppy.
有的人就喜欢干一点 不过 Well ,some like dry,but....
是呀 我感觉越♂湿♂越好呢 Yeah,I feel like,the wetter the better.
嗯哼 Uh huh.
如果你能让丁丁进入到你的喉咙深处 If you can get it to the back of your throat,
然后你就可以伸出舌头舔蛋蛋了 and then you can stick you tongue out and lick the balls.
老司机 带我飞 Oh shit...wow...
啊啊...嗯...嗯... @#￥%……&
如果你做了什么了不得的事情 让男人爽的哭爹喊娘直翻白眼 Like If you do something and they are like "@#$%*OH MY GOD" and their eyes start rolling back,
那么 无论如何你都不要停 then keep doing what ever it is that you are doing.
-你的扁桃体处理好了吗 -是的 -Do you solve tonsils? -Yes.
如果你把它们切除了 后面就有更大的空间来容纳丁丁 If you get rid of them ,there will be more room for dicks back there.
又涨了一个新姿势 Good to know.
这个冰棍太美味了 This is actually delicious.
冰棍口味的丁丁 正合我意 Popsicle flavor dick, I'll be cool with that.
丁丁的形状千变万化 Dick shape varies...
是啊 有的人的丁丁就像是弯糖一样 Yeah,someone like candy canes... 【注释：candy can是一种糖果，末端有一个180度的弯曲】
卧槽 我读书少 你特么在逗我 Yo,what?
所以我现在就是被蓝精灵射♂了一脸 So like I have Smurf jizz all over me right now?
差不多就是这个意思 Kind of.
不过还真有一部蓝精灵的同人 所以肯定有人喜欢 But there is a Smurf porn,so someone out there wants it.
呀 棒冰吃太快了 头好痛 Oh my god, brain freeze.
好疼呀 It hurts.
当一根丁丁捅你的嘴 你的脸就像这个样子 That shape like on the side of your face...like...
你可以那么做呀 Yeah,you can do that.
他们为什么会做这个 这很爽咩 Why do they do that?What would that do for anybody.
你指的是谁 光照派嘛 你在说些什么呀 They?...the illuminati?What are you talking about?
如果他们的丁丁真的很小 那你就假装喉咙被塞住了 像是这样 If they are really small, just pretend to gag,like...@#$%&
天啦撸 你好雄伟 人家都喘不上气了啦 Oh my god,you are choking me!!
@...#...￥...%...&...*...
嗯 我喜欢这样 慢慢的吸出来 Yeah,I like this! Sucking it out afterwards...
人家从来没有做过这样的事啦 I've never done this before!!
冰冷的丁丁在我脸上胡乱的拍 What if you like give someone mushroom stamp, like..
你说啥 这是不是也有点 菇凉你是不是东莞来的 What?Is it just little...are you from Orange County?
不是呀 No.
哪里来的妖孽哟 Where are you from, Riverside?
-妹子 看来你是深得吹♂管之精髓啊 -哎哟 真的嘛 -You know a lot about blow jobs, girl. -Oh shit,really?
-干杯 -干杯 -Cheers! -Cheers!
为了迪克 To dick!
我是没碰到过 但是如果一个汉子动了一整天还不洗澡 If he goes all day and he doesn't take a shower, which I haven't encountered in my lifetime,it's really gross.
没有什么比嘴里含着两颗黏糊糊的蛋蛋更恶心的事了 it was like...there's nothing like having a pair of sweaty balls in your mouth.
汉子们都喜欢自己的丁丁被别人亲吻 所以她们喜欢弄出夸张的亲吻声音 Guys love it when you kiss them on the dick ,that's why they always like making kissing noises...
如果他们吃了一天的快餐 那千万别让他们射在你嘴里 If they have a very...nothing but fast food,do not let them cum in your mouth. 【注释：据说XX的味道与你的饮食有关哟】
如果他们喜欢的话 你也可以装作被艹哭 And crying is okay too if guys like that.
艹哭 好吧我想试试 Crying? Alright,I'll try that.
妹子你在吹♂管方面方面天赋异禀啊 想必已经是阅鸟无数了 You have really great instincts with this,I think you've probably suck like ,ten thousands of times.
别说了啦 Stop it!
-难道不是吗 -当然不是啦 我的意思是我曾经尝试过 -You didn't? -No!!I mean I've tried.
很多汉纸 他们是无法忍受自己的丁丁碰到别人的丁丁 See,a lot of guys though, they get weirded out if their dicks touch,
然而 当姐姐我在拍摄过程中 有些时候我知道他们不喜欢这样 但我还是把他们的丁丁打个结 实在太好玩了 But I mean when I perform sometimes, even if I know they don't like it,i'do that....that's funny!
我这个短小精悍 Really small dick.
-夭寿啦 -骚瑞 -Oh god... -Sorry
残忍折断 不知所措 I'm not used to...I don't know how to...
蛋丁交汇之处 风景宜人 四季如春 绝对自然不含添加剂哟 Dick's pits are ... wonderful product ,it's local and organic, it's all natural.
你能一次含住两根丁丁啊 You take two dicks?
真的假的 你能同时给两根丁丁玩深♂喉 Really?You deep throat two?
当嘴里含着一根丁丁的时候 给别人做指导 不是一个很好的体验 It's hard time giving instructions with cock in your mouth...
玩深♂喉必须要有长度才够爽 把手伸进来 It's gonna be longer to deep throat it.Open it in there.
妈妈咪呀 好恶心 Ewwwwwww！
那哥们喜欢深♂喉 就是那个屏幕面前的猥琐男 He likes D-TH!The guy behind the camera likes D-TH!
生活就像被口♂爆 Suck life's dick!
与其反抗不如享受 Yeah!!Suck life's dick!!
今天跟姐姐我学习了这么多吹♂管姿势 感觉怎么样 是不是已经升级为职业选手 How do you feel about blow jobs,?Are you professional now?
在您的精心指导下 我感到自己的功力又上一层楼 Well,with your tutelage ,I'm definitely getting there.
人家现在有点兴奋哦 也想试试这个姿势呢 I'm kinda excited to try that ,may be.
你懂得 你去那个喜欢干杯的网站上喊喊 肯定有人愿意的 Well you know,I'm sure there's people on Craigslist that would love to help you out with that.
我认为你完全不需要指导 无师自通啊 I don't think you need me at all.I think you are good!
我滴妈咪原来教过我 所以你懂得 My mom taught me well ,that's...
哇哦 你妈咪真变态哦 Oh,that's kinky.
那么我们今天都学到了哪些姿势呢 So what have we learned today?
我知道了 我可以随意摧毁一根冰棍 I learned I can destroy a Popsicle.
只要功夫深 铁X磨成针 You can destroy a dick too,if you apply yourself.
只要你心存信仰 任何JB在你面前都是浮云 If you believe ,you can destroy any dick you want.
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