天氣真不錯 What a nice day.
有垃圾 可惡 Litterers. Despicable!
棒棒糖好吃嗎 蒂米 Enjoying that lollypop, Timmy?
你知道我爸媽在哪嗎 Do you know where my parents are?
知道 他們就在那輛貨車里 Yeah, they're in that van over there.
來吧 我帶你去見他們 Come on, I'll take you to 'em.
-媽媽 爸爸 -這邊 - Mom! Dad! - This way!
那些糖果是給小朋友吃的 不是給狗 Those treats are for little kids not do...
腌黃瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
我的眼睛 My eye!
歡迎來到老鎮
你在這啊 There you are!
好孩子 Good boy!
腌黃瓜先生 第一季 第六集
我的牙松了 My tooth is loose!
等牙掉了以后 Well, after it falls out,
如果你睡前把牙放在枕頭下面 if you put that tooth under your pillow before you sleep,
牙仙就會來看你 you'll get a visit from the tooth fairy.
真的嗎 Really?!
你拿下假牙的時候 牙仙也來看你了嗎 Do you get to see her when you take your teeth out?
我沒有 I don't...
去院子里摘個蘋果咬一口 Go bite into an apple from the yard.
我的第一顆牙就是這么掉的 That's how I lost my first tooth.
好的 Okay!
我才不會把假牙拿下來 I don't take my dentures out
因為我這么做的話 because, when I did,
腌黃瓜先生會把縫著娃娃頭的鳥 Mr. Pickles would put a bird
放在我的枕頭下面 with a doll's head sewn onto it under my pillow!
那只鳥就會在我胸口用便便拉出五芒星 Then the bird would poop a pentagram onto my chest.
老鎮新聞 戀童癖出沒
院子里沒有蘋果了 There's no more apples.
連菜園也不見了 There's no more garden!
因為我把菜都榨成汁了 That's because I juiced it all.
新榨汁機 A new juicer?
但是我的卡車需要新的啟動器 But I need a new starter for my truck.
喝你的早餐吧 Just drink your breakfast.
腌黃瓜先生 我們去把我的牙弄下來 Come on, Mr. Pickles! Let's go lose my tooth!
什么 What?!
各位 我在找蘋果樹 Hi, guys. I'm looking for an apple tree.
小心點 湯米 明白嗎 You be careful, Tommy. You feel me?
-好 我摸你 -什么 不是這個意思 - Sure! I feel you. - What? No!
如果這些男人想摸你的話 And if one of these men tries to feel ya,
捉拿戀童癖 大個子 有糖果
叫他來我的牢房 you tell him to come by my jail.
霍爾頓果園
也許這個蘋果可以拔掉我的牙 Maybe this apple will pull my tooth out!
不行 Nope.
誰在偷我的蘋果 Who's stealing my apples?!
烏鴉 稻草人 Crows! Scarecrow!
你存在的意義就是嚇走這些烏鴉 Your whole point of existence is to scare those crows,
但你卻和它們和睦相處 and you look so friendly and comfortable with them!
是我在吃你的蘋果 這樣我的牙就會掉了 I was eating your apples so I could lose my tooth.
你瘋了嗎 What are you, crazy?!
那是不可能奏效的 你得用槍才行 That's never gonna work! You got to use a gun!
好吧 Okay.
古德曼太太 Well, Mrs. Goodman.
琳達 Linda.
我今天帶了些上等肉 Got some premium-grade meats today.
真的很好吃 Eats real good.
喝點果蔬汁吧 Have some juice.
是水果和蔬菜榨成的 It's made from fruits and vegetables.
什么什么汁 Huh's and whatables?
爸爸 你帶頭盔干什么 Dad, why are you wearing a helmet?
這樣腌黃瓜先生就沒法偷走我的假牙了 So Mr. Pickles doesn't steal my dentures, of course.
這個汁太好喝了 Them huh's and whatables got me feelin' good!
太好了 琳達 Great, Linda.
再來一杯 Juice me again!
恐怕不行 我們沒有水果和蔬菜了 I'm afraid we're out of fruits and vegetables.
我能弄來 但是你得來開車 I could get some, but you gotta drive!
抱歉 斯坦利的卡車沒法啟動了 Sorry, Stanley's truck won't start.
我準備好了 Okay! I'm ready!
怪不得稻草人這么沒用 No wonder that scarecrow's so useless.
連自己的眉毛都保護不了 He can't even keep his eyebrows on.
我受不了了 I can't take it anymore!
那我永遠也看不到牙仙了 Now I'll never get to see the tooth fairy!
牙仙根本就不存在 The tooth fairy's not even real!
但是我外公跟我說 But my grandpa told me...
你外公是個騙子 Your grandpa's a liar!
-但是 -騙子 - But... - Liar!
為什么這個世界充斥著騙子呢 Why is the world so full of liars?!
天哪 我的假牙 Dad! My dentures!
琳達 你在干嘛 Linda, what are you doing?
我們去弄些長笛和心臟吧 Now let's get some flutes and ventricles!
是水果和蔬菜 Fruits and vegetables.
我就是這么說的 走吧 That's what I said! Now let's go!
丹 你好 Dan. How's it going?
你 你 你 Well... well... g-g-g-g-g...
-其 其實 -一會跟我說行嗎 - w-w-w... - Well, tell me later, all right?
我真的得趕緊去廁所了 I really have to use the restroom.
但 但是 我 我太太 B-but my wife... m-my wife...
我太太今早給我榨了果蔬汁 My wife gave me juice this morning.
我真的得去 I really got to...
真的得去了 Gotta go.
鎖了 A lock.
新政策 古德曼 New policy, Goodman.
你得花錢上廁所 You gotta pay to pee.
廁所幣
什么 我才不會花錢上廁所呢 What? I'm not gonna pay to pee.
你現在必須花錢才能上廁所 You've got to pay to pee now.
我外公是個騙子 My grandpa's a liar.
牙仙根本就不存在 The tooth fairy's not even real.
牙仙當然存在了 Why, of course the tooth fairy's real.
我想見到她 Well, I want to see her!
她只會讓大人見到她 Well, she only lets adults see her.
所以如果我看起來像個大人 我就能見到她了嗎 So if I look like an adult, would I be able to see her?
也許吧 I guess so.
走吧 腌黃瓜先生 我們去騙騙牙仙 Come on, Mr. Pickles! Let's go trick the tooth fairy!
憋住 憋住 憋住 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
玩偶商店 衛生間 只對顧客開放
我要尿尿 我要尿尿 尿尿 尿尿 Oh, my God! I got to pee! Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee.
老鎮糖果店 衛生間 不止對顧客開放
太棒了 Great.
不好意思 Excuse me!
你敢相信他們還在用 Can you believe they still make sucker wrappers
不可降解的塑料包裝嗎 that aren't biodegradable?
這樣對環境很不好 So bad for the environment.
但很適合猥褻小孩 But so good for molesting children.
確實好用 They're great.
抓到了 Gotcha!
所有人出去 這里現在是犯罪現場 Everybody out! This is a crime scene now.
琳達 我們為什么在這兒停下 Linda, why are we stopping here?
開車 Drive!
誰在偷我的蘋果 Who's stealing my apples?!
稻草人 Scarecrow!
你的衣服和眉毛去哪里了 Where did your clothes and eyebrow go?!
現在我看上去像個大人了 Now I look like an adult,
-這樣我就能見到牙仙了 -救命 - so I'll be able to see the tooth fairy! - Help!
那個有胡子的男人是個戀童癖 That man with the mustache is a pedophile!
看著點路 先生 Watch where you're going, sir!
-糖果 -別動 戀童癖 - Candy! - Freeze, pedophile!
-但 -閉嘴 - But... - Zip it.
跟其他戀童癖一起坐到后排去 Now get in the back with the rest of the pedophiles.
這太可怕了 This is terrible!
我們得為臭氧層做些什么 We got to do something about the ozone layer.
我不該在這里 I don't belong here.
我只是個小男孩 I'm just a little boy.
你們跟我想的一樣嗎 You guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
是的 Yeah.
如果我們剃掉胡須 Yeah. If we shave our mustaches,
警長就會覺得我們只是小孩子 the Sheriff will think we're just little kids.
湯米 Tommy!
你們這些小孩子偷溜進來干什么 What are you little kids doing sneaking in here?
走吧 Out ya go.
注意安全 Now, you kids be safe.
這附近有戀童癖 There's some pedophiles around here somewhere.
你確定這有用 You sure this'll work?
小男孩誘餌
雌鹿的尿會吸引雄鹿 Female deer pee attracts male deer.
小男孩和戀童癖應該也是這個道理 警長 Should work the same with little boys and pedophiles, Sheriff.
小男孩的尿
你們從哪兒找來這個的 Where did you get this anyway?
有人過來了 Someone's coming.
終于 Finally!
不許動 古德曼先生 Hold it right there! Mr. Goodman!
你把你的男人尿撒到我的童子尿上了 You got your man pee all over my little-boy pee!
-什么 -快走開 - What? - Get outta here!
來 吃糖 Here, have some candy.
謝謝 Thanks!
我的牙齒 但這樣我就騙不到牙仙了 My tooth! But now I can't trick the tooth fairy.
我們知道她住哪兒 Well, we know where she lives.
保護地球 孩子是我們的未來
我的假牙 My dentures!
琳達 我們可以做些果... Well, Linda, we might as well make some j...
-所有果汁都喝完了 -什么 - That's all the juice! - What?!
-我們得再弄點兒 -不 我們絕對不 - We gotta get some more! - No, we are definitely not...
該死 Darn it!
稻草人去哪兒了 Where did that scarecrow go?!
這是為了你好 琳達 It's for your own good, Linda.
不 Nooooooooooo!
琳達 Linda!
助眠糖漿
睡吧 然后牙仙子就會來的 Now go to sleep, and the tooth fairy will come.
我怎么知道她來過 How will I know she was here?
她會留錢在你的枕頭下面 Because she'll leave money under your pillow.
怪不得你們在拍視頻 And that must be why you're videotaping,
這樣我之后就能看見她了 so I can see her later.
是的 沒錯 Yeah. Sure.
-真棒 -你困了嗎 - Boy! - Say, you tired yet?
不 我清醒得很 Nope. Wide awake.
-好了 給錢吧 -抱歉 我現在窮困潦倒 - All right. Pay up. - Sorry. I'm tapped.
不 不 去回收瓶子 No, no. Go recycle bottles.
我得在這個枕頭下面看到錢 I need to see some money under this pillow.
想想看如果這孩子覺得牙仙子沒來過 Imagine how traumatized this kid will be
他會受到多大的精神創傷 if he thinks the tooth fairy never came.
那我們成什么人了 萊尼 I mean, what kind of people are we, Lenny?
-我能直接還你錢嗎 -當然 - Can't I just pay you back? - Sure.
-誰想第一個上 -我 我 我 我 - Now, who gets to go first? - Me, me, me, me.
我的假牙 My dentures!
腌黃瓜先生 Mr. Pickles!
什么 What the...
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血庫
你得救救我 You've got to help me.
這不是我的血 That's not my blood!
那條狗 他在榨干人的血 That dog, he's juicing up bodies!
你休想脫身 You won't get away with this!
*我只是個小男孩* * I'm just a little boy *
*我獨身一人 但愿沒人猥褻我* * I'm all alone, so I hope nobody pedophiles me *
-警長 -怎么 - Sheriff! - Wha...
樹林里有個開白色貨車的人 There were men in a white van out in the woods a...
聽上去像是戀童癖作案的好地方 Shwa! Sounds like the perfect setup for some pedophiles.
什么 不是 What? No!
腌黃瓜先生榨干他們的身體 然后把他們的血賣掉 Mr. Pickles juiced their bodies and sold their blood!
腌黃瓜先生和那些錢就在那 There's Mr. Pickles and the money!
等等 Wait!
湯米 Tommy?
牙仙來過了 The tooth fairy came!
-什么 -到底是怎樣 - Wha... - Which is it...
是腌黃瓜先生把人榨干了 賣掉他們的血 Did Mr. Pickles juice some people to sell their blood...
還是牙仙子來過了 ...Or was it the tooth fairy?
我 I...
是牙仙子 It was the tooth fairy.
-牙仙子是真的嗎 -是啊 看到了嗎 - The tooth fairy's real?! - Yeah! See?
-是牙仙子 太棒了 -太棒了 - It's the tooth fairy! Hurray! - Hurray!
警長 你看起來很搞笑 Sheriff, you look funny.
我看起來不像小男孩嗎 Don't I look like a little boy?
有小胡子就不像 Not with that mustache.
小胡子 Mustache?
*我只是個小男孩* * I'm just a little boy *
抓到你了 Gotcha.
抓到你了 Gotcha!
我要尿尿 我要尿尿 我要尿尿 I gotta pee! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
要尿尿 要尿尿 親愛的 Gotta pee! Gotta pee! Hi, dear. Hello.
-親愛的 你好 -要尿尿 我要尿尿 - Honey. Hi. - Gotta pee. I gotta pee.
但我們得告訴你關于卡車的事 But there's something we need to tell you about your truck.
我不在乎 賣了都行 I don't care. Sell the truck.
湯米修好了你的車 Tommy got your truck fixed.
什么 我要 Wha? I gotta...
牙仙來看我了 I got a visit from the tooth fairy!
挺好 That's great. Okay.
爸爸 我看到她了 對嗎 外公 Dad, I saw her! Right, grandpa?
-我的天 -沒錯 - Oh, my God! - Yes.
爸爸 你又把假牙丟了嗎 Dad, you lost your dentures again?
你要怎么吃晚餐 How are you gonna eat your dinner?
腌黃瓜先生找到榨汁機了 Mr. Pickles found the juicer.
好孩子 腌 Good boy, Mr. Pi...
斯坦利 Stanley!
不要 No!
不 這稻草人是活的 No! The scarecrow is alive!
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