巴拉溪经常有尸块卡在死鳄鱼肚子里吗？ Does Barra Creek get many body parts lodged inside dead reptiles?
布朗特给那条胳膊认错身份了，我感觉得到。 Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm, I can feel it.
我觉得咱们现在手上是具无名尸。 I think we've got a John Doe on our hands.
那不是鳄鱼咬的，是被砍下来的。 That's not a croc bite. That's been chopped off.
现在我们既要找失踪者，还得找一个他妈的凶手！ Now we're looking for a missing person and a fuckin' killer!
-我们？ -对，对，就是他妈我们。 - We? - Yes, yes, fuckin' yes.
如果我能查出河里那只鳄鱼的身份，我们就能找到凶手。 If I can identify the croc from the river, then we find our killer.
达雷尔家那只宠物鳄“国王”还活着， The Darrells' pet croc, King, is still alive,
所以我还有一个地方要去查。 so I've got one more place to check out.
-你在这儿干吗？ -它死了。 - What are you doing here? - It's dead.
三宠！北领地最棒的鳄鱼。 Triple Pet! The best croc in the Territory.
河里死的肯定就是它。 He must have been who was dead in the river.
操！趴下，趴下！ Fuck! Get down, get down!
不，他不会朝我们开枪。那是我他妈爸。 No, he's not going to shoot us. He's my fuckin' dad.
我爸脸上那坨鸡巴蛋蛋是你画的？ Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face?
对我爸放尊重点！他可是这条河的王！ Respect my dad! He's the king of the river!
爸！ Dad!
算了。今晚想找到更多唐·达雷尔的尸块， Nah. We got more chance of finding a shit with wings
比找到会飞的屎还难。 than more of Don Darrell's body tonight.
搞不好哪只鳄鱼早把他藏起来了， Some croc's probably tucked him away like a...
就像变装皇后的假鸡巴似的。 drag queen's dick by now.
或者我会说，他早就被吃光了。 Or I'd say he's been eaten already.
什么？ What?
你到底打不打算告诉我，你爸住在巴拉溪？ Were you ever going to tell me that your dad lives in Barra Creek?
唉，来了来了。 Ugh! Here we go.
可你明明亲口说过，你在这儿没有家人，艾迪。 Well, you specifically said that you have no family here, Eddie.
对，因为我以为他在坐牢。 Yeah, because I thought he was in jail.
那你大可以把你老家的情况告诉我， Well, feel free to tell me about your hometown
毕竟我们正在你老家查案， while we are investigating a case in your hometown
免得我把自己搞得像个彻头彻尾的傻逼。 so I don't make a complete git of myself.
你现在自己也干得挺像那么回事了。 Well, you're doing a pretty good job of that yourself by now.
这眼镜是防晕车的！ Oh, the glasses are for motion sickness!
老兄，谁瞒了谁现在重要吗？行吗？ Mate, who cares who kept what from who, OK?
我们是在查一桩高度受关注的命案。 We're trying to solve a high-profile murder here.
对，我说的就是这个意思。 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
所以明天一早我们就开干， So, tomorrow morning, we hit the ground running,
先拿尸检报告，再给它的笼子采指纹。 get his autopsy report and we fingerprint his cage.
什么？谁的笼子？ What? Whose cage?
三宠啊，我的鳄鱼！ Triple Pet, my crocodile!
艾迪，我们查的是人命案。 Eddie, we are investigating a homicide.
这他妈就是命案！ This is a fuckin' homicide!
“命”指的是“人命”。 "Hom" means "human".
好。现在我想说几句， Right! Now I'd like to say
送给三宠——我鳄鱼兄弟。 a few words about Triple Pet, my crocodile brother.
-求你别说，别。 -三宠，你最爱吃东西。 - Please don't. Please, no. - Triple Pet, you loved eating.
尤其是宠物。准确地说，三只。 Um, specifically pets. Three of them, to be exact.
我知道咱俩也有过摩擦。 And I know we had our challenges.
我曾用独头弹枪不小心打掉了你三块背甲， I accidentally shot off three of your scutes with a slug gun
而你也很多次想把我吃了。 and you tried to eat me a lot.
但你是我最好的兄弟。 But you were my best mate.
我郑重发誓一定找出杀你的凶手，为你报仇，柯林斯也一样。 And I solemnly vow to find your killer and avenge your death and so does Collins.
-我才没有。 -接下来放你最爱的歌。 - No, I don't. - And now for your favourite song.
-天哪…… ♪艾迪，现在才凌晨四点…… ♪《Cracklin' Rose》 - Oh Christ... ♪ Eddie, it is 4am... - ♪ Cracklin' Rose ♪
♪你这朵买来的玫瑰女人♪ ♪ you're a store-bought woman ♪
♪你让我像吉他一样嗡嗡地唱♪ ♪ You make me sing like a guitar hummin' ♪
♪所以抱紧我吧，姑娘♪ ♪ So hang on to me, girl ♪
♪我们的歌还在不停播放♪ ♪ Our song keeps playin' on ♪
-♪现在就放，现在就放♪ -别再扭屁股了！ - ♪ Play it now, play it now ♪ - Please stop moving your bottom!
-♪现在就放吧，宝贝♪ -船都被你晃起来了，艾迪！ - ♪ Play it now, my baby ♪ - It's jiggling the boat, Eddie!
昨晚那场架打得可真蠢。 Now, that was a silly brawl last night.
嘿——对。 Hey-- Yeah.
唐死了也不是你现在又闹起来的借口。 And Don's death is no excuse for you to kick off again now.
咱们赶紧上路，行不行？ Let's get this road on the show, shall we?
等等等等。你这身……是什么打扮？ Wait, wait, wait. What's with this... get up?
你看着像个海滩殡仪师。你得认真点，老兄！ You look like a beachy mortician. You need to get involved with this, mate!
百分百石油纤维，排汗吸湿， 100% petroleum, moisture-wicking,
背后还有一只锤头鲨。 hammerhead shark on the back.
行，行。哇哦。行。 OK, yep. Wowee. Yep.
不过还是没布什那件好。 Not as good as Bushy's shirt though.
老兄！你要是见过那件就知道了！ Oh, mate! If you'd have seen that one!
前面一只公鳄，后面一架直升机， Fuckin' bull croc on the front, helicopter on the back,
-双倍刺激，懂吧？ -我不懂。 - double the action, you know? - I don't.
所以，唐的尸检有消息吗？ So, any word on Don's autopsy?
呃，还没有。法医那边说很忙。 Uh, no. Apparently forensics are busy.
不过等尸检一确认，我们就去达尔文。 But we'll head to Darwin once the autopsy's confirmed.
-好，我们的团队什么时候到？ -呃，没有团队！ - OK, when do we meet our team? - Uh, there is no team!
所有人手都被调去哈马雷专案组查背包客案了。 All personnel have been diverted to Taskforce Hammare for the backpacker case.
-我的宝贝们！ -嗨。 - My loves! - Hi.
我给我们买了新的水壶。 I bought us new drink bottles.
我还把“你的尿是什么颜色”的脱水指南贴在侧面了。 I've taped the "What colour is your piss?" dehydration guide on the side.
-亲爱的，谢谢。 -干得漂亮，凯丝。 - Oh, love. Thank you. - Yeah, good on you, Cath.
艾迪，我真替你高兴，你终于能和爸爸重建关系了。 Eddie, I'm so glad you're here reconnecting with your dad.
-我没有。 -多美好的一段经历啊。 - No, I'm not. - Such a beautiful experience.
-一点也不美好。 -谢谢你让我们也参与进来。 - No, it's not. - Thank you for letting us be part of it.
不，凯丝，不要。 No, Cath, no.
-喂！让开点。 -这老混蛋现在又想干吗？ - Here! Move out of the way. - What's the fuckin' old scrote up to now?
拿着。我去跟他谈谈三宠的事。 Hold that. I'm going to talk to him about Triple Pet.
好，亲爱的，我要去露营店， OK, my love, I'm going to a camping store
给咱家买个家庭尿桶。 to buy us a family piss bucket.
-喂！ -哦。你怎么还在这儿？ - Oi! - Oh. Why are you still here?
我不知道。我还以为我们能边喝杯莫可纳， I don't know. I thought we could reconnect
边重新联络一下感情。 over a nice cup of Moccona.
我正在调查唐·达雷尔命案，蠢货。 I'm investigating the Don Darrell homicide, dickhead.
哦，别他妈跟我提唐·达雷尔。 Oh, don't you fuckin' talk to me about Don Darrell.
他在我心里早就死了！ He's fuckin' dead to me!
我告诉你吧，你要是还剩一滴他妈的忠诚，姑娘， I tell you what, if you had one dram of fuckin' loyalty in you, girl,
-他在你心里也早就该死了。 -他在我心里就是死了！ - he'd be fuckin' dead to you too. - He is dead to me!
他对所有人来说都死了，因为他他妈真的死了。 He's fuckin' dead to everybody 'cause he's fuckin' dead.
三宠是你怎么处理的？ What did you do with Triple Pet?
什么？你耳朵是长胸上了吗？ What? You got tits for ears?
我昨晚就跟你说了。有人把它偷走了。 I told you last night. Somebody stole him.
哦，真的？是吗？ Oh, really? OK. Yeah?
所以它才会死在河里， And that's how he wound up dead in the river
嘴里还叼着唐·达雷尔的胳膊，是吧？ with Don Darrell's arm in his mouth, is it?
你胡扯什么呢，姑娘？那根本不是三宠。 What are you on about, girl? That's not Triple Pet.
你看看它脑袋顶上的那些鼓包。 Look at those bumps on the top of its head.
那只鳄鱼背甲是全的。三宠少了一半。 That croc's got all its scutes. Triple Pet's got half his missing.
而且我们都知道那是怎么弄的，臭枪手。 And we both know how that happened, shit shot.
-那三宠到底在哪？ -我他妈哪知道。 - So where's Triple Pet, then? - I don't bloody know.
哦，得了吧！怎么又是这个混账？ Oh, come on! Not this arsehole again!
滚你妈的，悬停王八蛋！ Get fucked, hovercunt!
-喂，你个悬停王八蛋，滚远点！ -滚远点，你这条狗！ - Oi, you, hovercunt, piss off! - Piss off, you fuckin' dog!
-弗兰克。 -操——呃？ - Frank. - Fuck-- Eh?
弗兰克，你好。你好，我是……我是杜尔西。 Frank, hi. Hello. I'm um... I'm Dulcie.
刚才你朝我们开枪的时候，我没机会正式认识你。 I didn't get a chance to meet properly when you were shooting at us.
对，我知道你是谁。 Yeah, I know about you.
瞧瞧你们俩，嗯？ Have a look at the pair of you, hey?
一匹设得兰小马配一只女同长颈鹿。 Shetland pony and a lesbian giraffe.
活像一部他妈成精的迪士尼电影。 It's like a fuckin' Disney film come to life.
祝你查案顺利，埃德温娜。 Good luck with the case, Edwina.
你目前开局可真他妈漂亮。 You're off to a fuckin' flyer so far.
这栋楼以前是老学校。 This building used to be the old school.
-艾迪肯定记得吧，是不是？ -记得。 - Eddie would remember that, wouldn't you? - Yep.
总之，这是你们车钥匙，好吧？ Yeah, so anyway, here's the keys to your vehicle, alright?
车是迪克斯河警局那帮人借给你们的。 That's on loan from the boys at the Dirks River Station.
我要是你们，就先把它擦擦。 So I'd give it a wipe down if I was you.
-啊。 -厨房就在那边。 - Ah. - The kitchen, just over here.
浴室在后头。厕所不承重， Bathroom's out the back. The toilet is non-load bearing.
所以你们上厕所时得悬空蹲着，就像骑一辆看不见的摩托。 So just hover over the top of it like you're riding an invisible motorbike.
好了，你们就当自己家。 That's it. Just make yourselves at home.
-我下周退休。 -哦！ - I'm retiring next week. - Oh!
所以我现在正跟接班人做交接。 So I'm doing the handover with my replacement.
到目前为止，感觉就像在手把手养一只小鸭子。 So far it's been like hand-rearing a baby duck.
赫弗南高级警长。 Senior Sergeant Heffernan.
哦，说曹操曹操到。 Oh, speak of the devil.
两位警探，这位是即将上任的巴拉溪警长卢克·弗格森。 Uh, Detectives, this is the incoming Barra Creek sergeant Luke Ferguson.
嘿，我认识你！ Hey, I know you!
你以前在总部干过。 Used to work at HQ.
那次布什把鸡巴塞你酸奶里，你还记得吧？ Bushy put his dick in your yoghurt that time, remember that?
记得，当然记得。 I do. I do remember that.
对！你还自己酿酒吗？ Yeah! You still making that homebrew?
就是那种喝起来像香蕉撒了尿的玩意？ Stuff that tastes like a banana pissed itself.
-那叫热带酸啤。 -对啊，劲还挺大。 - It was tropical sour. - Oh, yeah, it was potent.
喝完我整整一星期都尿褐色！ Couldn't stop pissing brown, for a week!
你那医用靴怎么回事，靴子哥？ What's the deal with the moonboot, Moonboot?
我做了足底筋膜炎手术。 I had a procedure done on my plantar fasciitis.
呃，唐·达雷尔的尸检报告打印得也太久了吧。 Uh, the Don Darrell autopsy report's taking an awfully long time to print.
等等，尸检已经做完了？ Sorry, the autopsy's been done already?
对，而且打印得非常久。 Yes, and it's taking a very long time to print.
那打印好了就拿给警探们，卢克。 OK, well just bring it in to the detectives when it's done, Luke.
不行，高级警长。 I can't do that, Senior Sergeant.
你本来应该一直带我过紧急情况SOP， You are supposed to be taking me through the emergency SOPs
至少到午饭前。 all the way through to lunchtime.
我今天只排到下午三点，之后就算加班了。 I'm only rostered on until 3pm. It'll be overtime after that.
对，好。好。行。 Yeah, OK. OK. Yep.
天啊，要不是天气先要了我的命，这小子迟早也会。 Jeez, if the weather doesn't do me in, that boy will.
先稳住。 Just hold tight.
对，你得先把托盘打开…… Right, you've gotta open the tray...
这他妈算什么后院级法医办公室， What kind of backyard forensics office
做完尸检都不通知负责警探？ does an autopsy without informing the detectives in charge?
这可是北领地法医，老兄。 It's Territory forensics, mate.
基本就三个人外加一台Commodore 64。 Pretty much just three blokes and a Commodore 64.
-你得对它硬一点。 -高级警长！ - You've just got to be firm with it. - Senior Sergeant!
是！来了，卢克！ Yes! Coming, Luke!
-不，它是—— -击掌太低，你太慢。 - No, it's-- - Down low, too slow.
“对D. 达雷尔尸后肢解所使用的凶器， Weapon used in the post-mortem disarticulation of D. Darrell
为带有切割刃并连接把柄或刀柄的器具。” is a weapon with a cutting edge attached to a handle or hilt.
-所以……一把刀。 -就是刀。这不就是刀吗。 - So... A knife. - It's a knife. That's a knife, right.
所以……他的头和手臂都是死后被切下来的。 So... his head and arm were removed after death.
还写了什么？ What else does it say?
-就这些，就那句刀。 -什么？ - That's just it, the knife bit. - What?
-这不——不，这不算。 -算，这就算。 - That's not-- No, it's not. - Yeah, it is.
那死亡时间呢？死因呢？ No, what about the time of death or the cause of death?
-只有刀。 -有毒理报告吗？ - Just the knife. - Is there a tox report?
“死因不明”！ "Cause of death unknown"!
对，他们得找到躯干。所有重要器官都在那儿， Yeah, they need the torso. It's got all the vital organs,
心肺，还有屁股和胸。 the heart, the lungs, the bum and the boobs.
当然，但这不是法医报告，这是书腰文案。 Sure, but this isn't a forensics report. This is a book blurb.
别管了。我们换别的办法查。 Forget about it. We'll figure this out some other way.
反正你本来就太依赖法医。 Forensics is a crutch for you anyway.
走吧，我们去达雷尔家， Come on, let's just go to the Darrells,
抖抖他们的裤衩，看看能掉出什么屎来。 shake their shorts, see what turds fall out.
-走吧，你来开。 -哦，我可以？ - Come on, you can drive. - Oh, can I?
哦，艾迪，做访谈时，我们要把唐的死称作“钓鱼意外”。 Oh, Eddie, in interviews we refer to Don's death as a fishing accident.
别提我们现在按谋杀案在查。 No mention we're treating it as a murder.
知道啦！我会他妈守口如瓶的，老兄。 I know! I'll be confidential as fuck, mate.
我一直都很会。 I always am.
-嗨。 -操。 - Hi. - Fuck.
帕特本来说要给我一段关于唐·达雷尔的采访，结果把我忘了。 Pat was going to give me a quote about Don Darrell and then forgot about me.
你们刚才说的我全听见了。 I heard everything you said.
你他妈是记者？ You're a fuckin' journo?
对，我叫利奥·李，写《北领地时报》的日更专栏《鳄鱼观察》。 Yes, I'm Leo Lee. I write the NT Times daily Crocwatch column.
行，虽然我是你粉丝，但你要是把我们刚才说的东西印出去， Right, well, obviously, I'm a fan, but if you print anything we just said,
我就告你妨碍司法公正，懂吗？ I'll do you for perverting the course of justice, OK?
-那可不是这条罪名。 -总之把嘴给我闭紧。 - That's not the charge for that. - Just keep your hole shut.
好，但我是受过专业训练的记者， OK, but I'm a trained journalist, so you should let me investigate with you.
所以你们应该让我跟着一起查案。 I'm dangerously bored in my job.
我现在这工作无聊得快死了。 I've written the same weekly croc attack article for months now
我连着几个月每周都写同一篇鳄鱼袭击稿， and not one person's noticed.
居然一个人都没发现。 Leo, your help with the crime scene photos was appreciated,
利奥，你帮忙拍案发现场照片这事我们很感谢， but I am running a professional investigation here,
但我现在是在进行专业调查， so thank you and no thank you and goodbye, please and thank you.
所以谢谢，不用了，再见，麻烦请离开，谢谢。 Oh.
-那边有个回收箱—— -好好好，知道了。谢了。 - Uh, there's a recycling bin over-- - Yes, yes, yeah, OK. Thank you. Ta.
喂！雷迪！那辆车不是你的！ Oi! Reddy! That bike, that's not yours!
我认识你吗？ Do I know you?
-认识啊，我是米基。 -嗨，阿姨！ - Yes. It's Miki. - Hi, Aunty!
别叫她阿姨，小宝，她又不是原住民黑人。 Don't call her Aunty, bub, she's not black.
她是啊。 Yes, she is.
你是冒充原住民黑人，好骗走我十岁孩子的自行车吗？ Did you pretend to be black to take my ten-year-old's bike?
没有！而且我也没骗车。 No! And I didn't take the bike.
对啊，她付了我120块现金，租三天。 Yeah, she paid me $120 to hire it for three days, cash.
这样我们就能拿钱去修阿尔叔叔的船。 Yeah, so we can pay to get Uncle Al's boat fixed.
因为我往油箱里塞了狗粮饼干。 Yeah, because I put dog biscuits in the fuel tank.
-好吧。 -什么？ - Right, well... - What?
……反正你得完好无损地还回来，还要把轮胎打足气。 ...return it in good condition and pump up the tyres.
-走吧。 -等等等等！米菲！ - Come on, let's go. - Wait, wait, wait! Miffy!
你是巡护员，对吧？ You're a ranger, yeah?
我那条鳄鱼兄弟三宠不见了。 So my crocodile brother Triple Pet's gone missing.
-你在这一带见过它吗？ -听着，蓝色警犬们， - Have you seen him in the area? - Listen, blue heelers,
要是你们想在警方调查里用上我的祖传知识和专业能力， if you want my ancestral knowledge and my professional expertise
那就去联系我的上司基思。 for your police investigation,
基思会联系我， then you can contact my boss, Keith.
然后我会叫基思他妈滚蛋。 Keith can contact me and I can tell Keith to fuck right off.
给你。 Here you go.
你的墨镜。 Your sunnies.
好了，走吧，你们几个。 Alright, come on, you lot.
玛丽阿姨说了，我上班的时候你们可以去酒吧捡罐子。 Auntie Mary said you can collect some cans at the pub while I'm at work today.
校假可真好啊。 Love the school holidays.
-走吧，小马弗！ -好，谢谢。 - Come on, Mav! - OK, thanks.
-要捡多少个罐子才能凑够300块？ -那个巡护员可真够呛。 - How many cans do we need to collect to make $300? - That ranger's a bit of a punish.
眼睛还怪吓人的。要我说，颜色他妈太多了。 Freaky eyes. Too many fuckin' colours, if you ask me.
像只毒蛙。 Looks like a poisonous frog.
把那——我们不需要自行车，艾迪！我们有车，成年人开的车。 Put the-- We don't need the bike, Eddie! We have the car. We have an adult car now.
我这租车还剩五个小时呢。 I've still got five hours left on the rental.
-走吧。 -没问题。 - Let's just go. - No worries.
我来当你们的人肉地图。 I'm going to be your human map.
我不知道…… I don't know where...
-把它关掉！ -我不知道哪个键！ - Turn it off! - I don't know which one it is!
-好！ -就他妈那个按钮！ - OK! - The fuckin' button there.
操…… Fucking...
好，我们到了以后，我来主问达雷尔家。 Alright, so when we get there, I'll take the lead with the Darrells.
真的？你觉得这明智吗？ Really? You think that's wise?
昨晚安珀差点把你膝盖废了。 Amber all but kneecapped you last night.
至少我是本地人，老兄。你身上一股有钱人味儿。 At least I'm local, mate. You stink of rich.
他们一看你， One look at you and then they'll know you played the oboe
就知道你吹过双簧管，还怕玩后庭。 and you're terrified of arse-play.
其实我是吹单簧管的。 It was the clarinet, actually.
哦，是警司。 Oh, it's the superintendent.
别接。我们快到了。 Leave it. We're almost there.
警司。警探。 Superintendent. Detective.
我正出来买碗叻沙， I'm just out for a laksa, thought I'd give you a call,
顺便给你打个电话，看看你们今早进展如何。 see how you got on this morning.
我们刚到达雷尔家，长官。 Well, we've just arrived at the Darrells' now, sir.
希望能盘问所有家属， So hopefully we can question all of the family members,
拼出唐最后几个小时的情况。 get them to piece together a picture of Don's final hours.
好。那……雷德克利夫警探怎么样？ OK. And, uh, how's Detective Redcliffe getting on?
其实……特别好，不过她想要个心理治疗木偶。 Really... Really great, actually, but she'd like a therapy puppet.
-真的吗？木偶？ -去你妈的！ - Would she? Really? A puppet? - Fuck you!
好吧。各有各的爱好。 OK. To each their own.
我去通知人事部。他们肯定乐坏了。 I'll let HR know. They'll be rapt.
我这边事情也太多了。 I'm doing too many things here.
哦，对了长官，法医这边我们确实需要您帮忙。 Oh, actually, sir, we could use your assistance with forensics.
唐·达雷尔的尸检报告总共才八个字。 Don Darrell's autopsy report was all of eight words.
连死因都没给我们。 They didn't give us a cause of death.
我们知道他们还需要更多尸块， Now, we appreciate that they need more body parts,
但也该给点更有用的信息。 but we expected a bit more information.
对，这听起来确实像他们会干的事，警探。 Yeah, well, that sounds about right, Detective.
这样吧，我去打几个电话， Um, look, I'll make some calls,
看看能不能帮你们疏通一下证据流程。 see if I can't unblock a few of those evidence pipelines for you.
谢谢长官。在那之前我们就靠老派跑街摸排了。 Thank you, sir, and we'll do some old-fashioned pavement pounding till then.
好，那我不打扰你们了。 Alright, I'll leave you to it.
好，再见。 OK, bye for now.
进去以后别讲笑话。 Hey, no jokes when we go in there.
那对你没用， They don't work for you, it's like...
就像水獭穿丁字裤一样。 G-string on an otter.
对，所以，呃，首先我们想表达哀悼，呃…… Yeah, so, um, straight up the bat, we offer our condoles and, um...
我只想说…… I just want to say... how sorry we both are.
我们俩真的都非常难过。 Don was, uh...
唐是个传奇，是条……河王。 a legend, a... river king.
是个…… A...
……摇摆苏丹。 sultan of... swing.
你给我塞回你屁眼里去！ Shove it up your clack!
我爸要是知道你在这儿，棺材板都得翻起来。 Dad would be rolling in his grave to know you were here.
对，但他又不在棺材里，不是吗，所以—— Yeah, well, he's not in a grave, is he, so--
我剖腹产的伤口都长好了，臭傻逼。我能狠狠干你！ My C-section's healed, shithead. I will go you!
-安珀，别胡咧咧了！ -我说的是事实，好吗？ - Oh, Amber, stop your rot! - It's a statement of fact, OK?
行吧，他现在大部分确实在河里。操，行，你来问。 Fine, he's mainly in the river. Fuck, fine. You go.
呃，呃，呃，这位……达雷尔小姐，呃，达雷尔太太， Um, uh, uh, Miss, uh, Ms Darrell, Mrs Darrell,
我们只想问几个关于唐最后行踪的问题。 we just want to ask a few questions about Don's last movements.
我们怎么会知道他的最后行踪？难道还跟着他去拉屎吗？ How would we know his last movements? We didn't follow him to the shitter!
不，抱歉，我是说他死前在做什么。 No, sorry, I meant what he was doing before he died.
那你就这么说啊，词典精。你觉得你比我强？ Well, say that, then, Scrabble. You think you're better than me?
没有。我从没——我不—— No. I never-- I don't--
而且我是太太，不是小姐！我结婚了，嫁给格伦特。 And I'm a missus, not a miss! I'm married, to Grent.
-那边那个就是我老公。 -那是——哦。 - That's my husband there. - That's-- Oh.
哦，那……恭喜。 Oh, that's... Congratulations.
那么，你们最后一次见到唐是什么时候？ Um, so when was the last time you saw Don?
-关你屁事？ -你他妈怎么敢问？ - Why? What's it to you? - How fuckin' dare you?
我……我只是想做好自己的工作。 I-- I am just trying to do my job.
我们最后一次见到爸是…… The last time we saw Dad was...
周日晚上。 It was Sunday night.
周日晚上。全家都在酒吧陪他吃晚饭。 Sunday night. The whole family had tea at the pub.
-你满意了？ -那你们周一就没见过他，是吧？ - You happy? - So youse didn't see him on Monday, then?
要是见过，我们他妈早说了。 If we'd seen him then, we would have fuckin' said.
蒂根，你去接电话。 Tegan, can you get the phone?
所以你们最后一次见到唐是周日晚上？好—— So the last time you saw Don was Sunday night? OK--
哦，不不不，她不行。 Oh, no, no, no. She can't.
-那个小的不能。 -抱歉，我们正在做警方询问，你不能—— - That little one can't. - I'm sorry, we are conducting a police interview. You can't--
嘿，她是我最好的朋友。蒂根还是我伴娘。 Hey, she's my best friend. Tegan was my maid of honour.
好吗？ OK?
安珀，是殡仪馆打来的。 It's the funeral home, Ambs.
好，那你就告诉他们，蒂格斯，我们不付全尺寸棺材的钱。 OK, well, you tell them, Teegs, that we're not paying for a full-size coffin.
我们只有一个头和一条胳膊，就给他买个狗棺材就行。 We only got the head and the arm, so we'll just do a dog one.
我的天啊，安珀！别老他妈提钱了。 For shit-sakes, Amber! Stop going on about bloody money.
总得有人提啊，妈。DJ又不会，是吧？ Well, someone's got to, Mum. DJ won't, will he?
他刚买了条他妈的鸭子船。 He just bought a fuckin' duck boat.
你跟他们说，蒂格斯。 Tell them, Teegs.
嘿，DJJ，你戴着我的手链呢。 Hey, DJJ, you've got my bracelet.
男孩才不玩手链，那是同性恋才玩的。 Boys don't play with bracelets. That's gay.
好，说回周日酒吧那顿饭。大家当时心情都好吗？ OK, so, the meal at the pub on Sunday. Was everyone in good spirits?
-关你屁事？ -好。 - What's it to you? - Yes.
要是心情不好，还会一连玩三轮“吸鳄牛仔”吗？ Do people who aren't in good spirits do three rounds of croc-sucking cowboys?
-那晚可美了。 -那晚可美了。你怎么敢这么问？ - It was a lovely night. - It was a lovely night. How dare you?
哦。好吧。 Oh. OK.
这些花是谁送来的，特洛伊？ Who are they from, Troy?
“致科琳、安珀、DJ和特雷——” "Dear Colleen, Amber, DJ and Trey--"
特洛伊！那是你。特洛伊。 Troy! That's you. Troy.
“节哀顺变。最深的交响——呃，同情。杰森·韦德。” "Sorry for your loss. Deepest symphonies, Jason Wade."
-哦！ -那个鸡巴耗子！他还有脸。 - Oh! - That dick-rat! The bloody nerve.
特洛伊，把那些天堂鸟拿到后面去， Troy, you take those birds of paradise out the back,
扔进焚化炉烧了。 and you burn them in the incinerator.
那晚饭后发生了什么？ So what happened after dinner?
爸被他妈一条鳄鱼吃了。 Dad got eaten by a fuckin' crocodile.
-她知道这个，安珀！ -不，抱歉。 - The girl knows that, Amber! - No, sorry.
其实我想问的是，你们大家几点离开的酒吧？ Actually, I meant what time did you all leave the pub?
不关你的事， It's none of your business,
但爸留在了酒吧，我们大概十点都走了。 but Dad stayed at the pub, and then we all left about ten.
我们把DJ和特洛伊送回这儿，妈又跟我们回了家， We dropped DJ and Troy back here, and then Mum come back to ours,
因为我们家几个孩子上吐下泻。 'cause all our kids had both-ends gastro.
-哦。 -我们一直在轮着倒桶，倒到早上五点。 - Oh. - We were just swapping out buckets till 5am.
-真他妈惨。 -是啊，不知道什么东西把他们全放倒了。 - Fuckin' awful. - Yeah, something ripped through them.
八成是那女人家的鸡块。 It's probably that woman's nuggets.
那唐离开酒吧后去了哪？ And where did Don go after the pub?
-估计回家了。 -好。他有回到家吗？ - Probably headed home. - OK. And did he make it home?
特洛伊或者你另一个儿子BJ见过他吗？ Did Troy or your other son BJ see him?
是DJ。唐二世。 DJ. Don Junior.
-你怎么敢？ -唐J——DJ。抱歉，我说错了。 - How dare you? - Don J-- DJ. Sorry. My bad.
对，你根本一句都没听进去。 Yeah, you're not listening to a word we're saying.
酒吧之后就没人见过他了。我们早说过了。 No-one saw him after the pub. We already said that.
好了，问完了。 Right, we're done here.
我失去了我爸，DJJ失去了他爷爷。 I've lost my dad, DJJ's lost his pop.
妈失去了她一生所爱。 Mum's lost the love of her life.
-我们已经受够了！ -对，但我们还得跟DJ谈谈。 - We've had a gutful! - Yeah, we still need to talk to DJ.
DJ不在。他受打击很大。 DJ's not here. He's taken it hard.
他是唐最喜欢的孩子。 He was Don's favourite.
那就告诉他，我们要找他谈。走吧，柯林斯。 Well, tell him we want a word. Come on, Collins, let's go.
哦！呃…… Oh! Um...
其实我还有一个问题。 Actually, I do just have one more question.
-你没有。 -我有。 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do.
到周二发现唐的遗骸时， By the time that Don's remains were found on Tuesday,
你们已经两天没见过他了。 you hadn't seen him for two days.
那你们以为他去哪儿了？ Where did you think he was?
钓鱼。 Fishing.
好，你们为什么会觉得他去钓鱼了？ Right, and what makes you think that he was fishing?
因为周日晚上他自己跟我们说他要去钓鱼。 'Cause on Sunday night he told us he was going fishing.
那你们一点都不担心？ And you weren't worried about him?
不担心。我们不像你们城里人。 No. We're not like you city people.
我们家人之间几周不联系都很正常。 We can go weeks without talking to each other.
这才叫一家人。 It's called being a family.
好吧，感觉这对话也算自然结束了。 Right, well, that feels like it's hit a natural conclusion.
呃……很好。 Uh... Great.
我们会……保持联系——对。 We will... be in-- Yes.
特洛伊！着火了！ Troy! Fire!
-操！ -妈的！ -靠！ - Fuck! - Bloody hell! - Shit!
起来，你个懒逼，着火了！ Get up, you lazy cunt, there's a fire!
-操他妈的达雷尔家。 -拿水管！水管在哪？ - Fuckin' Darrells. - Get the hose! Where's the hose?
-我哪知道那他妈水管在哪。 -操！ - I don't know where the fuckin' hose is. - Fuck!
好，我们去问本地人周日晚上发生了什么。 OK, we question the locals about Sunday night.
你就坐角落里，尽量别再把事情搞砸了，词典精。 You just sit in the corner and try not to dog it up again, Scrabble.
唉。 Ugh.
行了，你们三个，别扯了。 Come on, you three, cut the shit.
我知道你们肯定知道周日晚上发生了什么。 I know you know what fuckin' went on on Sunday night.
你们的屁股从1983年起就钉在这儿了。 Your arses have been planted here since 1983.
你呢，兔子？周日晚上你见过唐·达雷尔吗？ What about you, Rabbit? Did you see Don Darrell on Sunday night?
伯特，你见过唐吗？嗯？ Bert, did you see Don? Huh?
罗格，你呢？ Rog, what about you?
我没见到任何和唐·达雷尔有关的事，埃德温娜。 I didn't see anything pertaining to Don Darrell, Edwina.
不过我可以告诉你我最近看见了什么。 I'll tell you what I did see recently, though.
-DRR上空有灯光。 -不要。 - Lights in the sky over the DRR. - No.
-外星活动正在指数级增加。 -不不不！ - Extraterrestrial activity is increasing exponentially. - No, no, no!
别跟我扯阴谋疯话，罗格，行吗？ No cooker shit, Rog, OK?
回答我的问题，不然我就把你登记去办政府身份证。 Answer my questions or I'll sign you up for a government ID.
嘿！今天天够热的啊，哥几个。 Hey! Hot one today, boys.
别来这套。别说！ Nup. Don't start that. Don't start!
别说了。我操我屁眼。 Don't start that. Fuck my hole.
好，你们几个继续捡罐子…… OK, you boys keep collecting cans...
你们政府说DRR是废弃军事用地。 Your government says the DRR is decommissioned military land.
-他们肯定在那儿搞事，用我的税金。 -林恩？ - They're doing something out there, with my taxes. - Lynn?
-你又不交税，罗格。 -所以我才不交。 - You don't pay taxes, Rog. - And this is why.
-这才是我的男人。去你妈殖民地，宝贝。 -嗯哼。 - That's my man. Fuck the colony, babe. - Uh-huh.
这真美。 Oh, this is beautiful.
因为我的缪斯太美了。 Because my muse is beautiful.
这事八成也是外星人干的。三宠说不定也在他们手里。 Those aliens are probably behind all this. They've probably got Triple Pet too.
-不要！ -嗨，伙计们，今天真热。 - No! - Hi, boys. Hot one today.
闭嘴，乔伊。别插嘴，乔伊。 Shut up, Joy. Stay out of it, Joy.
我操！ Fuck's sake!
对，周日晚上达雷尔家是在这儿给唐过70大寿。 Yeah, the Darrells were here on Sunday night for Don's 70th.
孩子们吃了五打鸡块。 The kids ate five dozen nuggets.
呃，唐的70大寿？他们为什么没提？ Uh, Don's 70th? Why didn't they mention that?
哦，别往心里去，杜尔西。 Oh, don't take it personally, Dulcie.
达雷尔家不告诉你唐的生日宴， The Darrells probably just didn't tell you about Don's party
大概只是因为那不关你的事。 because it's none of your business.
在这儿呢。 Here we are.
哦！ Oh!
-玛丽？ -嗯？ - Mary? - Yeah?
-我还以为你把这儿收拾干净了。 -没有啊，记得吗，是你来打扫。 - I thought you cleaned up in here. - No, remember, you were cleaning.
我那是在挖东西。 I was digging.
哦。唐连他的“牛排蛋糕”都没吃完。 Oh. Don didn't even finish his Steak Cake.
我去拿凯驰高压水枪， I'll get the Kärcher
把这些玩意儿全冲出卷帘门。 and pressure-hose the lot of it out the roller door.
呃，这些脏乱先别动，谢谢，麻烦了。 Uh, just leave the mess for now, thank you, please.
好，但我们很快就得打扫。 OK, but we've got to clean it soon.
帕特下周要在这儿办退休聚会。 Pat's having her retirement do in here next week.
玛丽，达雷尔家昨晚吵架了吗？ Mary, did the Darrells have a fight?
1982年，廷德尔基地，42.7度， 1982, Tyndall Base, 42.7 degrees,
-都没这次—— -但这次更热！ - still not as-- - But this is hotter!
好好好！好，回到唐·达雷尔这事上， OK, OK! OK, let's get back to Don Darrell
不然我就把你们全杀了。 or I will kill you all.
我们昨天去过达雷尔家。我们还喂了国王。 We were at the Darrells yesterday. We fed King.
-好了，站成一排。你们都得死。 -看看我们的照片。 - OK. That's it, line up. You're all going to die. - Look at our photos.
站好，我要把你们全毙了。 Line up, I'm going to shoot you all.
-嗨。 -啊！ - Hi. - Agh!
-罗恩扔了只鸡。 -天啊。 - Ron chucked a chook. - Jesus.
你走路带轮子吗？ Do you slide in on wheels?
不，我一直都在这儿，又被你们无视了。 No, I've been here this whole time, again.
如果你们想知道那晚发生了什么， If you want to know what happened that evening,
那架无人机周日晚上一直在酒吧附近拍。 the drone was filming around the pub on Sunday night.
我知道，因为我住在后面一辆几乎没顶的拖车里。 I know because I stay in a caravan out back that barely has a roof.
要是你们能拿到那架无人机， If you got your hands on the drone, it might have filmed Don leaving.
说不定能拍到唐离开酒吧。 Who owns the drone?
无人机是谁的？ I'm not sure, maybe Satan.
我不确定，也许是撒旦的。 The croc in this cage isn't King.
国王笼子里这只鳄鱼不是国王。 - What? - This is not King.
-什么？ -这不是国王。 This croc is missing its scutes.
这只鳄鱼少了背甲。 Those shithouse rats!
那帮该死的臭老鼠！ Collins, where are you?
柯林斯，你在哪？ In here.
在这儿。 I know what happened to Triple Pet.
我知道三宠是怎么回事了。 Troy did the penis on the billboard.
特洛伊在广告牌上画了那根鸡巴。 Oi! Hey!
喂！嘿！ - Pull over! - Fuck!
-靠边停车！ -操！ Disembark the boat!
下船！ Gun it, Collins! Go!
猛踩，柯林斯！快！ Go, go.
快，快。 - Hey! - DJ, they're coming.
-嘿！ -DJ，他们来了。 I know what you two have been up to. You get down, you croc-napping fuckers.
我知道你们俩在搞什么鬼。都给我下来，你们这两个偷鳄鱼的混蛋。 Do not make me chase you!
别逼我追你们！ That croc in King's cage, that's Triple Pet, isn't it?
国王笼子里那只鳄鱼，其实是三宠，对不对？ So that means it was King in the river with your dad's arm in it.
这么说，河里嘴里叼着你爸胳膊的那只，就是国王。 - Troy, split up! - OK!
-特洛伊，分头跑！ -好！ - Get off! - No, don't follow me!
-放开！ -别跟着我！ Troy, do not jump. There is no give in that gravel!
特洛伊，别跳。那碎石地可一点都不软！ None, mate!
一点缓冲都没有，老弟！ - Agh! - I told you that'd hurt.
-啊！ -我都说了会疼。 We need to question you formally.
我们得正式讯问你。 Get out of there.
出来。 Come on, scrap!
来吧，小不点。 You think you can take me, scrap?
你觉得你能拿下我，小不点？ - You wanna take me on? - Troy! I've got the pee wee! - Oh, my God.
-想跟我过两招？ -特洛伊！我把小摩托开来了！ -我的天。 - Dismount the tiny bike! - Off!
-从那辆迷你车上下来！ -下去！ Fuck.
操。 Get off, Troy!
下来，特洛伊！ Fuckin' no!
他妈的不！ I didn't do nothing!
我什么都没干！ I didn't do nothing.
我什么都没干。 I found this at the pub today.
我今天在酒吧找到这个。 Troy, did you graffiti the same penis and testes onto your father's face?
特洛伊，你是不是也把同样的鸡巴蛋蛋涂鸦画到了你爸脸上？ What? On the billboard? No, it was those Land of Crocs wankers.
什么？广告牌上那个？不是，那是“鳄鱼国度”那帮傻逼干的。 Yeah, it was me.
对，是我干的。 Wh-- You dick and balled dad's face?
什——你还在爸脸上画鸡巴蛋蛋了？ - Eh! DJ! DJ! - Did you?
-喂！DJ！DJ！ -你干了？ Dad said my birthday drawing made him look like a poof, DJ.
爸说我生日画上的他看起来像个基佬，DJ。 - Enough! - Stop it!
-够了！ -住手！ I was angry at him.
我那时很气他。 Troy, mate, come on. Look at me.
特洛伊，老弟，来，看着我。 - Dads can be tough, yeah? - Mm.
-爸爸有时候是很难搞，对吧？ -嗯。 - We know that. - Mm.
-这我们都懂。 -嗯。 You know, weight of expectation. It's a lot.
你知道，被期待压着的感觉，压力很大。 Collins, her dad, he was shit.
柯林斯她爸就很烂。 He was an actor. He was in Brigadoon.
他是个演员，演过《Brigadoon》。 N-- Uh, no, he was a brigadier in the Defence Force.
-不——呃，不，他是国防军准将。 -重点是，她懂你为什么会想让你爸去死。 The point is, she understands why you'd want your dad dead.
-不，不。 -对。不。 - No. No. - Yeah. No.
你因为那幅基佬鸡巴画，在酒吧和你爸吵起来了。 You had a fight with your dad at the pub because of your gay dick art.
不是，吵起来是因为爸硬喂格伦特吃螃蟹，结果他喉咙肿到闭住了。 No, the fight was because Dad fed Grent crab and then his throat closed over.
-对，爸说过敏是给基佬准备的。 -行，随便吧。 - Yeah, Dad says allergies are for poofs. - Yeah, OK, whatever.
然后之后你就杀了你爸， And then after that, you killed your dad,
还把他的胳膊喂给国王——你家的史前垃圾处理器。 you fed his arm to King, your prehistoric garbage disposal.
-事情不是那样！ -对。然后国王死了， - That's not what happened! - Yeah. And then King died
因为它被那条胳膊噎住了，所以你们把它扔进了河里。 because he choked on that arm, so you chucked him in the river.
不，国王当时已经——它当时已经在河里了。 No, King was already-- He was already in the river.
-什么？ -抱歉，国王当时已经在河里了？ - What? - Sorry, King was already in the river?
对，国王是周六晚上跑出去的。门开着。 Yeah, King got out Saturday night. The gate was open.
所以我们才去偷三宠。 That's why we nicked Triple Pet.
我们还以为弗兰克还在坐牢！ We thought Frank was still in jail!
DJ，是不是我们害死了爸？ DJ, is it our fault that Dad's dead?
对，特洛伊。 Yeah, Troy.
国王跑了出去，然后，对，然后…… King got out, and, right, and then...
然后爸掉进河里，国王就把他吃了。 and then King ate Dad when Dad fell in the river.
妈的，这不就是他妈的生命循环吗！ Man, it's fuckin' circle of life shit!
国王杀了爸，就是因为我们忘了关门！ King murdered Dad because we left the gate open!
柯林斯，这两个傻逼根本不知道唐是怎么死的。 Collins, these two fuckspanners don't know how Don died.
-同意。 -对。 - Agreed. - Yeah.
-老兄！闭嘴！ -特洛伊！DJ！ - Mate! Shut up! - Troy! DJ!
-搞什么——什么？！ -嘿！ - What the-- What?! - Hey!
周日晚上离开酒吧后，你们俩去了哪？ Where did you two go after the pub on Sunday night?
回家。回家了。 Home. Went home.
-回家了。他在玩那个。 -Twitch。 - Home. He was on his thing. - Twitch.
特洛伊在刷他的Twitch， Troy-- Troy was on his Twitch, and I went out with Rabbit,
我跟兔子出去放烟花了。 setting off some fireworks.
你看，我社交账号上有视频能证明。 Look, I've got the videos on me socials to prove it.
看，看，十五发“口交弹”连着放。 Look, look, 15 blowjobs all in a row.
-哦，不用了，谢谢。不要色情口交。不要不要！ -那是烟花的名字。 Oh, no, thank you. No fellatio. No, no!
什么？ No, they're a type of firework.
-像这样。 -好。明白。 What?
等等，等一下！什么？那些是我们没收的烟花，特洛伊！ - Like this. - OK. Right.
-抓住！ -不！请专心！ -别管那些！ Wait, hang on! What? They're our confiscated fireworks, Troy!
你们有见过你爸吗？ - Grab 'em! - No! Concentrate, please! - Leave them!
酒吧散了之后他不是该回你们那儿吗？ Did you see your dad at all?
-没有。 -没有，爸去了他那边。 He was due back at your place after the pub, yes?
-他在——什么？我没听懂。不是吗？ -他那边？ - No. - No, Dad went to his place.
-他要去他那边。 -对，可他的地方不就是你们家吗？ - He's at-- What? I'm not following. No? - His place?
-不是。 -那是我们家。 - He was going to his place. - Yes, but isn't his place your place?
那他妈他的地方到底在哪？ - No. - It's our place.
-爸的东嘎。 -爸去爸的东嘎了！ Well, where the fuck is his place, then?
这里是“热带尽头热歌榜”，我是比菲，旁边是滑胎， - Dad's donga. - Dad went to Dad's donga!
芒果狂热已经正式上头了，滑胎。 You're on Top End Hot Hits with Beefy and the Skid,
没错，比夫。还有个大新闻， where the Mango Madness is setting in, Skiddy.
尸体搜寻犬托比已经加入失踪背包客搜索， That's right, Beef. And, big news,
刚好赶上杰森·韦德的“大巴拉狂欢钓鱼节”， Toby the cadaver dog has joined the missing backpackers search,
明天就在迪克斯河开幕。 just in time for Jason Wade's Big Barra Bashnanza,
说不定托比还有时间甩两杆呢，滑胎。 which kicks off tomorrow in Dirks River.
说不定。说不定。 Maybe Toby will have time to dip a rod in, Skid.
-不！ -来嘛。 Maybe. Maybe.
-不！ -凭什么他妈不行？ - No! - Come on.
警司已经确认法医在赶来的路上，而且那东格—— - No! - Why the fuck not?
是东嘎！一种移动板房。G发软音。 Superintendent confirmed forensics is en route and the dongle is--
G尾音要滚出来，东——嘎。 Dong-a! It's a portable building. Soft G.
不管你怎么念， Roll the end of the G. Dong-a.
那都是疑似犯罪现场，所以我们得等法医。 However you pronounce it,
不，我们要自己掌握命运。我要进去。 it is a suspected crime scene, so we wait for them.
-你想得……美！ -呃！ No, we make our own destiny. I'm going in.
我们没有手套，没有鞋套， - No, like f... un you are! - Ugh!
里面到处都可能是证据。不行。 We don't have gloves, we don't have booties,
好吧，那我叫利奥给我们送鞋套来。 and it's all potential evidence in there. No.
-利奥？ -对。 OK, well, I'm going to get Leo to bring us booties.
那个记者。是他告诉我无人机的事。 - Leo? - Yeah.
为什么利奥会给我们送鞋套？ The journo. Told me about the drone.
因为我昨晚拉睡前屎的时候， Why would Leo bring us booties?
看见他们在淋浴区， They were in the shower block when I was doing my bedtime bog-log,
-所以我就叫他们来帮忙。 -不，不，不行，他们不能来。 - so I asked them to help us with this. - No, no, no, they won't.
记者绝不能加入这次调查。 A journalist is not joining this investigation.
天啊，艾迪，你至少该先跟我商量。 God, Eddie, you should have checked with me first.
不行，辞了他们。必要的话给遣散费。 No, fire them. Pay them out if you have to.
我又没给他们钱，这才是好事。 I'm not paying them, that's the good thing.
他们只是想抢独家，好把这案子做成播客。 They just want first dibs on the story so they can turn it into a podcast.
呃——什么？ Eh-- What?
柯林斯，我们需要更多人手，好吗？ Collins, we need more hands, OK?
咱俩一共四只手， Between the two of us we've got four hands,
但没一只会开电脑。 but none of them know how to turn on a computer.
利奥可以替我们搞定。 Leo can handle that for us.
而且！他们还有一种存在感稀薄的气场， Plus! They've got this vibe where they barely exist,
被他们采访的人根本意识不到自己在被采访。 like people don't even notice when they're being interviewed by them.
还以为只是风吹过去了。 They think it's the wind.
嘿，嘿！不，艾迪，别开门。我说了要等。 Hey, hey! No, Eddie, don't open that. I said we were waiting.
哦。我忘了。 Oh. I forgot.
啊。 Ah.
考虑到达雷尔家看起来像巨人BFG的杂物抽屉， Considering the Darrells' place looked like the BFG's junk drawer,
唐这个东嘎倒是收拾得异常干净。 Don kept a remarkably clean dongler.
-呃，是东嘎！东嘎。 -我说的就是这个。 - Ugh. Donga! It's donga. - That's what I said.
等等。 Wait.
是我错觉吗，还是这地方有点歪？ Is it-- Is it just me, or is this place on a lean?
不，你没看错，确实歪了。 No, you're right, it is on a lean.
-我先伸个脚尖进去试试。 -不，别！ - I'm gonna dip a toe in. - No, don't!
-就一个脚尖。就他妈一个探路脚尖。 -没有这种—— - Just a toe. Just a fuckin' pointer toe. - No!
-哦，操，你们这帮混蛋总算来了！ - There is no such th-- - Oh, fuckin' finally, cunts!
-艾迪！ -你们这帮射精饼干跑哪儿去了？ - Eddie! - Where have you jizz biscuits been?
-注意措辞！ -我对你们的棉签硬得不行。 - Language! - Got a hard on for your swabs.
就算有蚂蚁，这里也是工作场所。 Despite the ants, this is a workplace.
-我半硬了，我对你们的棉签半硬了。 -谢谢。你好，谢谢。 - I've got a semi, I've got a semi for your swabs. - Thank you. Hello. Thank you.
我们还没进去。 We didn't go in.
-嗨，两位女士！ -啊！ - Hi, ma'ams! - Ah!
日安，大眼仔！ G'day, Big Eyes!
-这些我真弄不明白，林恩。 -用钩握法啊，玛尔。 - I'm struggling with these, Lynn. - Just use a hook grip, Mar.
-嗨，林恩！ -哦，嗨，凯丝。 - Hi, Lynn! - Oh, hi, Cath.
-嗨，玛丽。 -哦，嗨，凯丝，对。 - Hi, Mary. - Oh, hi, Cath, yeah.
你看起来很忙。 You look busy.
对，总有干不完的活。 Yeah, always got something to do.
我觉得它不会全溶掉的，林恩。 I don't think it'll all dissolve, Lynn.
嘘！ Shh!
哦，你好！ Oh, hello!
你从哪冒出来的？乖狗狗！ Where did you come from? Good boy!
-啊！ -我买了件新钓鱼衫。 - Aw! - I've got a new fishing shirt.
而且还掉了颗牙。 And a loose tooth as well.
掉牙了？哇。这是你的狗吗？ Loose tooth? Wow. Is this your dog?
“老板”不是樱桃的狗，小姐。那是小马弗的狗，对吧？ Boss isn't Cherry's dog, miss. No, that's Mav's dog, eh?
在公路边捡到它的。喂，小姐，你这车真酷。 Found him on the highway, eh. Oi, cool car, miss.
小马弗最爱车了。他以前还偷过一辆。 Mav loves cars. He stole one once.
闭嘴，樱桃。 Shut up, Cherry.
哦，我以前也偷过西蒙·克林的车。 Oh, I stole Simon Creen's car once.
那是大学基层游击行动的一部分，为了抗议学费放开。 It was a uni grassroots guerrilla thing to protest fee deregulation.
结果没啥用。 It didn't work.
我能去LOCAOA买杯“飓风”饮料吗？ Can I get a Hurricane drink from LOCAOA?
呃，可以啊，当然可以。 Uh, yeah. Sure, you can.
阿姨！她要带我们去“鳄鱼国度”找阿尔叔叔。 Aunty! She's taking us to Land of Crocs to see Uncle Al.
哦，凯丝你可真好。我这边都快没罐子给他们捡了。 Oh, good on you, Cath. I was running out of cans for them to collect.
酷，我坐前面。 Cool, I'm in the front.
-来吧，老板。 -谢谢，小姐。 - Come on, boss. - Thanks, Miss.
哇，绝了！还是触屏的！ Oh, sick! It's got touchscreen!
对，行。 Yeah, sure.
这下可有趣了。 This'll be fun.
我们这是又要去哪来着？ Where are we going, again?
凯特给我安排了这个大学实习， Kate put me up for this uni placement
因为达尔文法医自从阿扎里亚·张伯伦案之后， because Darwin Forensics hasn't hired anyone new
就再也没招过新人。 - since the Azaria Chamberlain case. - Ah.
-啊。 -那边是劳伦和奥利弗，另外两个实习生。 That's Lauren and Oliver, the other interns.
他们要么是兄妹，要么就在谈恋爱。我实在分不清。 They're either siblings or they're dating. I can't actually tell which.
总之，我被分去和尸体犬托比搭档， Anyway, I'm paired with Toby the cadaver dog
因为据办公室经理黛安说， because, according to the office manager, Diane,
我们拿的是同一档工资。 we're in the same pay bracket.
对，不过我会把它从水边弄开，大眼仔。 Yeah, well, I'd get him away from the water, Big Eyes.
它现在就是标准“午饭姿势”。 He's in the lunch position there.
午饭姿势，女士？ The lunch position, ma'am?
哦，吓死我了！呃…… Oh, shivers! Um...
托比，过来！ Toby, come on!
托比，这边，好孩子。 Toby, here, boy.
托比，过来。 Toby, come on.
托比，乖。 Toby, good boy!
-它是不是太可爱了？ -嗯。 - Isn't he so cute? - Mm.
对。我们本来都该去背包客案那边， Yeah. We're all supposed to be on the backpacker case,
但我们的老板“教授”今天把我们派来这儿了。 but our boss, the Prof, sent us here for the day.
不过我不介意，因为我又能跟我的职场妈妈们在一起了。 But I don't mind because I'm back with my work mums.
-所以，艾比，我刚想—— -哦，对！ - So, Abby, I was wond-- - Oh, yeah!
哦，不，抱歉，我不是想那样。 Oh, no, sorry. I wasn't going to do that.
-这——这是什么情况？ -哦，你—— - Why-- What's happening here? - Oh, you--
-哦，你不是想那样——好，行。 -不，那样也好。 - Oh, you didn't want to-- OK, cool. - No, that's good.
好，呃，这案子查得怎么样了？ OK, um, how is this investigation going?
嘿，你们听见了吗？那可不是什么宇宙飞船。 Hey, did you hear that? That's not a spacecraft.
我向你保证，我并没觉得那是。 I assure you, I did not think it was.
是那架悬停王八蛋无人机！ It's that hovercunt drone!
-艾迪——艾迪，别追！ -嘿！站住！ - Oh, Eddie-- Eddie, leave it! - Hey! Wait up!
它知道东西。 No, it knows stuff.
喂！我想问问周日晚上酒吧里的事！ Oi! I want to talk about Sunday night in the pub!
所以这里算潜在犯罪现场吗，女士？ So is this a potential crime scene, ma'am?
这正是我们想弄清楚的。 That's what we're trying to figure out.
唐周日晚上是往这边来的， Don was headed here on Sunday night,
所以我们在找任何能说明当时发生了什么的东西。 so we're just looking for anything to indicate what might have happened.
唐有没有来到这里？他是一个人吗？ Did Don make it out here? You know, was he alone?
哦，等等，女士。你踩到托比的屎了。 Oh, wait, ma'am. You've just stepped in some Toby poo.
-不。不！ -我去给你拿个袋子。 - No. No! - I'll go get you a bag.
好，太棒了。 Yep, great.
嘿，嘿！给我回来，你这会飞的混蛋！ Hey, hey! Get back here, you airborne fuck!
我只是想跟你聊聊！ I just want to talk!
-等等。 -来，女士，你可以扶着我。 - Hang on. - Here, ma'am. You can lean on me.
啊，谢谢。好。好。 Ah, thanks. Right. Right.
哦。 Ooh.
有人丢了一条带着…… Is anyone missing a bracelet with...
直男自豪标志的手链吗？ straight-pride symbols on it?
还有一杯冰咖啡？ And an iced coffee?
那是你的手链吗？ That your bracelet?
不是。 No.
好吧，我们今天早上是在你爸的东嘎里发现的。 Right, well, we did find it this morning at your dad's dongra.
-他的什么？ -在……你爸的—— - His what? - At the... your dad's--
-东嘎。你爸的东嘎。 -对。 - Donga. Your dad's donga. - Yeah.
好吧。真他妈的。 OK. Fuck's sake!
你昨晚去过那儿吗？ Were you out there last night?
没有！我没去过。 No! I wasn't.
我有五个不到五岁的孩子，格伦特连一片尿布都没换过。 I've got five kids under five, and Grent's never changed a nappy.
所以那手链可能是谁的都有可能。 So that could be anyone's.
当然，但我们昨天看见你戴着它， Sure, but we did see you with it yesterday
你还跟唐二二说不准玩。 when you told Don Junior Junior he couldn't play with it.
就算我昨晚去了东嘎又怎样？关你们什么事？ Well, so what that I was at the donga last night? What's it to you?
关我们什么事？ What's it to us?
关我们什么事是因为， What it-- What it to us is
我们怀疑你爸是在那里被谋杀的。 is that we think your dad was murdered out there.
-艾迪，别！ -只是——操！ - Eddie, no! - Just-- Fuck!
-呃…… -什么？ - Uh... - What?
对，对。什么？ Yeah, yeah. What?
你们不是明明说爸是被鳄鱼吃了？ You fully said Dad was eaten by a croc.
不，我们根本没这么说。 No, we fully didn't.
是你自己这么说的。 It was you that said that.
安珀，我们知道你爸70岁生日那晚， Amber, we know about your dad's 70th,
他硬逼你丈夫格伦特吃泥蟹， how he force-fed your husband Grent mud crabs,
结果吵了起来，最后连螃蟹都成了武器。 and that resulted in a fight where those crabs were weaponised.
你为什么不跟我们说那场螃蟹大战，安珀？ Why didn't you tell us about the crab fight, Amber?
你为什么说那是个美好的夜晚？显然根本不是。 Why did you say it was a lovely night? Clearly, it wasn't.
因为我爸是个混蛋，这事不关你他妈的事！ 'Cause it's none of your fuckin' business that Dad is a cunt!
啊。 Ah.
因为我爸……就是……个混蛋！ That Dad was a cunt!
安珀，如果你不告诉我们你为什么去东嘎， Amber, if you don't tell us why you were out at the donga,
那我们就只能自己猜了。 then we're just going to have to guess.
而我们猜，你是去掩盖一点弑父痕迹的。 And we think you went out there to cover up a bit of a dad-murder.
把真相告诉他们吧，安珀。 Tell them the truth, Ambs.
对啊，听听你闺蜜的，安珀。 Yeah, listen to your mate, Amber.
滚开。 Fuck off.
好吧，行。 Alright, fine.
我去那儿是为了找钱。 I was out there 'cause I was looking for the money.
但我没找到， I didn't find it because someone else has been out there.
因为已经有人先去过了。 I can tell 'cause the donga's been winched off its blocks.
我看得出来，因为东嘎已经被绞盘从底座上拽歪了。 And aside from that, I couldn't have killed him
再说了，我也不可能杀他， 'cause I was at the hospital all Sunday night with Grent
因为周日整晚我都陪格伦特在医院， 'cause his throat closed over, didn't it?
他喉咙肿得都闭上了，对吧？ Shut up. Wait, what money?
闭嘴。等等，什么钱？ - The money he wants back! - The money who wants back?
-就是那个要把钱要回去的人！ -谁要把钱要回去？ Him! Fuckin' him! Jason Wade!
他啊！就是他妈他！杰森·韦德！ That Land of Crocs fuck paid Dad 300 grand and now he wants it back!
“鳄鱼国度”那个王八蛋给了爸三十万，现在又想要回去！ Can I go? I've got meat in the car.
我能走了吗？我车里还放着肉。 So Jason Wade grew up in Adelaide and attended an elite boys college
杰森·韦德在阿德莱德长大，念的是一所精英男校， that was burned down by its own old boys when it went co-ed.
后来那学校一改招男女同校，反倒被它自己的校友给烧了。 He has no priors, just a caution for driving 170km
他没有前科，只有一条警告： in a 160 school zone.
在限速160的学校路段开到170。 - Are you OK? - No, I'm not.
-你还好吗？ -不好。 I'm police, Leo, and all of this is official police business.
我可是警察，利奥，这一切都是正式警方业务。 - Uh-huh? - I know.
-嗯哼？ -我知道。 So if you publish anything about this case
所以在有嫌疑人被定罪前， before a suspect is convicted of this crime,
你要是敢把这个案子的任何内容发出去， then not only would justice not be served for the victim,
那不仅受害者得不到公正， but the law will come down on you with the force of a hypernova.
法律也会像超新星一样狠狠干到你头上。明白吗？ Do you understand?
-明白。 -很好。 - I do. - Good.
不过要是你们破不了案， But also, if you don't solve this case, I'm just going to bin the whole thing
我就把整件事直接扔垃圾桶，因为没人想听失败者的故事。 because nobody wants to hear about losers.
我刚说到哪了？ Where was I?
有人要薯条吗？ Anybody want a chip?
对，吃起来像体味。是好闻的那种体味。 Yeah, tastes like BO. Good BO.
杰森是《杰森·韦德的澳洲探险》的主持人兼创作者， Jason is the star and creator of Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under
还有它的海洋衍生节目， and the Marine spin-off,
《杰森·韦德的澳洲探险：更深入地底下》。 Jason Wade's Adventures Down Under Goes More Down Under.
八年前，他在迪克斯河附近开了 Eight years ago, he opened
“杰森·韦德的鳄鱼国度及其他动物野生公园”。 Jason Wade's Land of Crocs and Other Animals Wildlife Park
哦，不行。我讲完了。 near Dirks River.
哦，好。行，太好了。 Oh, no. I'm done.
那我们现在就去鳄鱼国度。 Oh, OK. Alright, great.
这车昨天租来就350块，这正常吗？ Well, we'll head to Land of Crocs now.
-对。 -两位警探！ $350, we got this car yesterday, is this normal?
等一下。 - Yeah. - Detectives!
日安，靴子哥。 Hold up.
-你不接电话。 -对，因为有可能是催账的。 G'day, Moonboot.
可不是催账，是我。 - You don't answer your phone. - Yeah, 'cause it might be a bill.
我打来是因为有个本地人，叫兔子先生， Well, it wasn't a bill, it was me.
报案说河里发现了一块尸体。 I was calling because a local man by the name of Mr Rabbit
就在迪基凸头那边的水里。 reported a body part in the river.
好，太好了。 It's in the water off Dickie's Knob.
卢克，我认识个巡护员，她一定很乐意带你们坐船去打捞那玩意。 OK, great.
不不不，我还有十分钟就下班了。 Well, I know a ranger that would love to take you on a boat to collect that, Luke.
哦，别看我。我可没带护目镜。 No, no, no, see my shift ends in ten minutes.
我还要去鳄鱼国度呢。 Oh, no, don't look at me. I didn't bring my goggles.
给我出来，你这该死的绞盘杂种！ I'm off to Land of Crocs.
出来！ Get out, you mongrel bastard winch!
你知道儿童保护服务现在有App了吗？ Get out!
只需输入你26位的客户PIN码即可访问—— Did you know Child Protection Services now has an app?
这里是艾伦。 Just key in your 26-digit client PIN for access--
哦，哦，哦！嗨！你好！ You're speaking with Ellen.
嗨！你好！哦，嗨，艾伦。是艾伦吧？ Oh, oh, oh! Hi! Hello!
-对。 -对，艾伦，嗨。 Hi! Hello! Oh, hi, Ellen. Ellen, is it?
我是米凯拉·莫里斯， - Yes. - Yes. Ellen, hi.
最近成了我外甥马弗里克的亲属照护人。 I'm Michaela Morris and I've recently become the kinship carer
-请稍等。 -别给我转接，艾伦。 - for my nephew Maverick. - One moment please.
正在为您接入亲属照护服务。 No, don't put me on hold. Ellen.
-艾伦？ -谢谢。 Connecting you with Kinship Services now.
操！你至少先给我抹点润滑， - Ellen? - Thank you.
再这么狠狠干我吧，艾伦！ Fuck! At least fuckin' lube me up
你还好吗？ before you fuck me like this, Ellen!
今天又是“鳄鱼国度及其他动物”热闹的一天， Are you right?
我们的“咬咬”喂食即将在鳄鱼竞技场开始。 It's another big day at Land of Crocs and Other Animals
下午三点还有蝙蝠鱼喂食，别忘了预约…… with our feeding of Chomp kicking off soon in the croc arena.
你好。我需要见杰森·韦德。 At 3pm we have the batfish feeding and don't forget to book in for...
办公室没人接电话。 Hi. I need to speak with Jason Wade.
对不起，校假期间这边忙疯了。 The office isn't answering.
一位成人，75块，谢谢。 Yeah, sorry. It's mad during school holidays.
我是警察。 One adult, that's $75 please.
除非你是一家四口，不然就是75块，谢谢。 I'm police.
好。好，行。 Unless you're a family of four, it's $75 please.
不，我不用那个，我只是…… Right. Right, yep.
-这是你的礼包。 -……我只是想找—— No, I don't need that, I'm just...
-还有这个。 -对，我只是想知道—— - Here's your showbag. - ...just gonna try and find--
-别忘了你的票。 -太好了，谢谢。 -给你，祝你今天愉快。下一位。 - And here's that. - Yeah, I just need to know--
-能不能告诉我后场怎么走？ -稍等。 - And don't forget your ticket. - Great. Thanks. - Here you go, have a nice day. Next.
非常感谢。请站到那边黑色X点上。 - Could you direct me towards back of house? - Just a minute.
我只是想知道后场在哪边。 Thank you so much. Stand on the black X there, please.
好，“大块头”在你左边，所以你要抬头，露出超害怕的表情。 Oh, I just need to be directed towards back of house.
上面是谁？哦。 OK, Big Fella is to your left, so look up at him super scared.
下午三点，凯特和凯特将进入“末日管道”。 Who's up there? Oh.
然后四点，各位，我们还会有我罗伊辛主持的“黑鲈鱼喂食”。 At 3pm Kate and Kate are going into the Tube of Doom.
好吧？但现在马上，在“鳄球空间”里…… And then, at 4pm, folks, we have the Sooty Grunter feeding with me, Roisin.
-你直接过去吧。 -好。行。 OK? But starting now in the CrocaSphere...
……现在开始的是“大块头”喂食时间！ - Just go through, please. - Right. OK.
谢谢，罗伊辛。各位请坐。 ...it's croc feeding time with Big Fella!
欢迎，欢迎。大家好。 Thanks, Roisin. Take a seat, folks.
我叫阿尔，是“鳄鱼国度及其他动物”的原住民大使。 Welcome, welcome. G'day everyone.
女士，能不能请你坐下？ My name is Al, and I'm the Land of Crocs and Other Animals Indigenous Ambassador.
-你能不能坐下？ -这片土地自太古以来就属于我的族人。 Can you just take your seat, please, ma'am?
-坐下。 -今天，我欢迎“鳄球空间”里的每一个人来到我的土地。 - Can you just take your seat, please? - And this has been in my people's country since time immemorial.
凯丝？ - Sit down. - Today, I welcome everyone in the CrocaSphere to my country.
-坐下！ -我的族人一直与这片古老的土地和谐共处…… Cath?
-坐下。 -……在这里生活了十万多年…… -我在坐了！ - Sit down! - My people have lived in harmony...
……照看这片土地，尊重这片土地及其所有生灵。 - Just sit down. - ...with this ancient land... - I am!
阿叔为什么拿着那个伊达基？ - ...for over 100,000 years... - Oh, my God!
他根本就不会吹。 ...caring for country, respecting country and all its creatures.
像……dungalaba。 Why does Uncle have that yidaki?
“dungalaba”是我们语言里我图腾的名字， He doesn't even know how to play.
也就是咸水鳄。 Like dungalaba.
而现在，给大家一个特别惊喜， Dungalaba is Language for my totem, the saltwater crocodile.
热带尽头地区最受欢迎的儿子——杰森·韦德！ And now, a special surprise for you all,
谢谢你，阿尔。大家给他点掌声。 the Top End's favourite son, Jason Wade!
我跟你们说，朋友们， Thanks, Al. Everybody, give it up for him.
没人比我们的好兄弟阿尔更懂这些河流和这些鳄鱼了。 I'll tell you what folks,
我们都从他身上学到了太多。 no-one knows these rivers and these crocs better than our mate Al.
-大家好，大家好。 -大家好，大家好。 We've all learnt so much from him.
我叫杰森·韦德。 - G'day, g'day. - G'day, g'day.
我可能主持过几档电视节目…… My name is Jason Wade.
现场有几位粉丝！我喜欢。 I might host a couple of TV shows...
但说真的，我们都知道今天真正的明星是谁。 Few fans in the house! Love it.
女士们先生们，让我们欢迎“大块头”！ But seriously, we all know who the real star of today is.
把它请出来，给它开饭！ Ladies and gents, give it up for Big Fella!
对，所以靴子哥说，兔子说， Let's get him out here and give him a feed!
那块尸体就在这边上游附近。 Yeah, so Moonboot said that Rabbit said
所以我们只要沿着那条……支……支……支流……树，呃， that the body part was up around this way.
经过迪基凸头那边。 So we've just got to go up that um, trib... trib... tribitur... tree, uh,
所以我觉得我们顺流而下就行，米菲。 by Dickie's Knob.
-是米基！你真不记得我了？ So I reckon we just head downstream, Miffy.
米基·莫里斯！我们以前一起上学。 It's Miki! Do you seriously not remember me?
拜托，就是你、我、我那些表亲， Miki Morris! We went to school together.
还有一群白皮狗在那儿讲我们种族歧视的屁话， Oh, come on! It was you, me, my cousins,
明明他们几个共用一张他妈的脸，像传水烟枪似的。 a bunch of white dogs talking racist shit about us
你想起来没有！ even though they only shared one fuckin' face between them like it was a bong.
你上家政课时还拿衣架戳过我。 Come on!
对，因为我约你去那棵“鬼脸树”玩飞镖， You coat hangered me in Home Ec.
你每次都放我鸽子。 Yeah, because I'd invite you out for darts at the creepy-face tree
对。行。 and you'd dog me every time.
所以，你现在怎么样？还在上学？ Yeah. Cool.
我44了。 So, what's been happening? You still at school?
不是吧！我也是。 I'm 44.
嘿，我看我们得去那只戴墨镜的鳄鱼那边。 No shit! Me too.
你知道那是给小孩看的游乐地图吧？ Hey, I reckon we need to go to where the crocodile in the sunnies is.
我觉得往左猛打，米菲。 You do realise that's an activity map for kids?
-那是你的声呐还是公家的？ -公家的。 Hard-- Hard left, I reckon, Miffy.
-那是条公牛鲨。 -我知道。 - Is that your sonar or work's? - Work's.
公牛鲨是胎生的，跟你一样。 - That's a bull shark. - I know.
你生下来的孩子也是活胎。 Bull shark give birth to live young, like you.
是——是这么回事吗？ You gave birth to your live young.
那是什么？旗鱼吗？ Is that-- Is that how it happened?
旗鱼会用鼻子把猎物劈成两半。 What's that one? Is that a swordfish?
那不是旗鱼，好吗？ Swordfish cut their prey in half with their nose.
我知道旗鱼长什么样，那绝对不是！ It's not a swordfish, alright?
比我家孩子还烦。 I know what a swordfish is and that's not a swordfish!
那是躯干吗？ Worse than my kids.
哦，糟了，只是一只脚。 Is it a torso?
这可帮不上忙，除非唐是脚气死的。 Oh, bugger. It's just a foot.
呃！它的大脚趾呢？ That's not going to help us, unless Don died of tinea.
那是什么声音？ Ugh! Where's its big toe?
悬停王八蛋！太好了！ What's that sound?
喂！ The hovercunt! Yes!
哦嚯嚯嚯嚯！ Oi!
臭枪手，我呸。 Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo!
我正在调查唐·达雷尔的死。 Shit shot, my arse.
好吧，而且你已经和安珀·达雷尔谈过了。 I'm investigating Don Darrell's death.
谈过。她提到了你的名字。 OK, and you've spoken to Amber Darrell.
你是觉得我和安珀之间有点什么？ I have. And your name came up.
呃，不，这不是我想的。 You think there's something going on with me and Amber?
-杜尔西，得了吧。 -叫我“警探”就行。 Uh, no, that is not what I thought.
我该怎么礼貌地说呢？ - Dulcie, come on. - "Detective" is fine.
我老婆阿尔西娅， How do I put this politely?
曾经是澳洲小姐亚军。 My wife, Althea,
她拿过赛场时尚奖，她非常漂亮。 is a former runner-up Miss Australia.
来，你看看她上《Maxim》杂志封面的照片。那还是生孩子前。 She's won Fashion on the Field, she's beautiful.
真的没必要给我看你老婆的照片。 Here, have a look at her cover of Maxim. Pre-kids, of course.
但你应该懂我意思吧？ It's really not necessary for me to see your wife's photos.
如果我要搞婚外情， But you get it, though, right?
对象绝不会是安珀·达雷尔这种人。 If I have an affair, it won't be with someone like Amber Darrell.
她在我眼里连女人都算不上。 She doesn't even register as a woman to me.
好吧，我提到你可不是因为这个。 Well, that is not why your name came up.
她跟我们说了那三十万。 She told us about the $300,000.
哦，那个啊。 Oh, that.
哦，你刚才还真让我紧张了一下，杜尔西。 Oh, you had be worried there for a second, Dulcie.
警探。 Detective.
你为什么给唐·达雷尔三十万？ Why did you give Don Darrell $300,000?
为了买国王。 It's to buy King.
北领地最大的鳄鱼。 The biggest crock in the Territory.
我想买它很多年了。 I've been trying to buy him for years.
我知道达雷尔家最近手头紧，所以我给了唐一个无法拒绝的报价。 I knew the Darrells were struggling, so I made Don an offer he couldn't refuse.
我周五把现金付给他的。 I paid him the cash Friday.
现在他死了，我肯定得把钱要回来。 Gonna need that back, obviously, now that he's dead.
-唐？ -不是，国王。 - Don? - No, King.
我可以等到葬礼之后。 I can wait till after the funeral.
你知道吧，我当然不缺这点钱。 You know? I don't need the cash, obviously.
光卖“飓风”饮料我每周都能挣这么多。 Make more than that each week off Hurricane drinks.
对，这倒说得通。毕竟一杯要35块。 Yeah, that makes sense. They are $35 a pop.
真不敢相信你居然觉得我跟安珀·达雷尔有一腿！ Can't believe you thought I was having an affair with Amber Darrell!
我没这么想，所以—— Not what I thought, so--
总之，我和我老婆要去参加活动了。 Anyway, missus and I have an event to get to.
我们是珍珠大使，我送你出去吧。 We're Pearl Ambassadors, so let me walk you out.
哦，我—— Oh, I--
我看看我还记不记得员工出口在哪。 I'll see if I can remember where the staff exit is.
我现在都不怎么在地面跑了，主要就是忙着拍节目。 Not on the ground much anymore, just, uh, flat-chat, filming my show.
第12季正在剪辑呢。 Editing season 12 right now.
然后我们还打算拍一个系列， Yeah, and then we're gonna do a series
我和大罗素要开快车，在盐湖上来回飙…… where I drive a fast car over a salt lake...
-哦，没事，我自己来。 -……就是罗素·克劳。 - Oh, that's alright, I'll get that. - ...back and forth, me and big Russ,
嘿，利奥！ Russell Crowe.
我把那个悬停王八蛋打下来了。 Hey, Leo!
所以你得看看这无人机里， I shot down the hovercunt.
有没有拍到唐离开酒吧的画面。 So I need you to see if there's any footage on the drone
对，所以我现在正式指派你去干这件事。 of Don leaving the pub.
快点，麻利点，利奥。 So, yeah, I action you to action that.
嗯哼？ Come on, quick dicks, Leo.
-呃！ -那是一只脚，别管它。 Mm-hm?
艾迪！我今天认识了一只超棒的狗。 - Ugh! - That's a foot. Don't worry about that.
太好了。真不错。 Eddie! I met the most amazing dog today.
看！ Awesome. Yeah, great.
-它叫老板！ -对。 Look!
我现在有点忙，没空聊狗，凯丝。 - His name's Boss! - Yeah.
嘿，呃，利奥，能不能快点？ I'm a bit too busy to talk about dogs right now, Cath.
我得把这只脚送去法医那边，免得它泡烂了。 Hey, um, Leo, can we hurry this up?
这台无人机里确实存了画面。 I need to get this foot to forensics before it gets soupy.
有周日晚上的内容吗？ There is footage saved on this drone.
-我要去外面一下，洛兹。 -好。 Is there anything from Sunday night?
哦，天杀的。这真是浪费了巨大一坨时间。 - I'm going outside, Lozzie. - OK.
这里完全没有任何东西能证明这是犯罪现场。 Oh, bloody hell. That was a monumental waste of time.
对，因为有人把现场冲洗过了，奥利弗。 There is absolutely nothing here to suggest this is a crime scene.
你看，这儿有流水冲痕， Yeah, because someone's hosed the site down, Oliver.
可这里自从去年四月以后就没下过雨。 I mean, look, there's water runoff,
这里当然下过雨，艾莉，你这也太离谱了。 even though it hasn't rained here since last April.
-不，这里可是热带地区。 -去把托比带上，好吗？我们走。 Of course it's rained here since then, Ally, that's ridiculous.
洛兹，我们走吧。 - No, it's the tropics. - Grab Toby, yeah? We're leaving.
-好，奥利。 -托比，你在哪？ Lozzie, let's get out of here.
托比？ - OK, Ollie. - Toby, where are you?
靠！靠！靠！午饭姿势！ Toby?
托比？ Frig! Frig! Frig! The lunch position!
托比？ Toby?
托比，是你吗？ Toby?
奥利弗，托比找到一根脚趾！ Toby, is that you?
这就是犯罪现场！ Oliver, Toby found a toe!
不，托比，那是证物！托比，不！ It is the crime scene!
对，这个不错，利奥， No, Toby, that's evidence! Toby, no!
但周围一个人都没有。 Yeah, this is good, Leo, but there's no one around.
这地方死气沉沉，像个模型铁路。 The joint's dead. Looks like a model railway.
-把镜头转到拐角那边。 -我没法转镜头，我又不是操控的人。 - Just go around the corner. - I can't turn the camera around, I'm not controlling it.
不，我看别人都能转。 No, I've seen people do it.
不，你看的是谷歌街景。 No, you've seen Google Street View.
哦，那只是我。那是76张老板的照片。 Oh, that's just me. That's 76 photos of Boss.
行。别别别，别走开！ Cool. No, no, don't, don't go away!
我还没看到唐离开酒吧呢。你现在又往哪去了？ I haven't seen Don leave the pub. Where are you going now?
等等。我知道那是哪。 Wait. I know where that is.
那就在唐的东嘎附近。 That's near Don's donga.
那是他的栈桥。 That's his bloody jetty.
大家好，大家好。 G'day, g'day.
那我们这儿来的是哪位呢？ Who do we have here, then?
接下来我要爬K2，然后德纳里， So I'm doing K2, then Denali, then Everest with Nat Geo.
再和《国家地理》去登珠峰。 And then I'm back here for a six-parter where we barbecue fish on the beach.
然后我再回这里拍个六集系列，在海边烤鱼。 Sounds fun. Jason, I also will need your whereabouts for last Sunday night.
听着挺有意思。杰森，我还需要知道你上周日晚上人在哪。 - My P.A.s know my diary, so just give them a call. - Great. Who are they?
-我的助理知道我的行程，你给他们打电话就行。 -好。他们是谁？ This is the exit. Do you need a selfie with me to show the girls back home?
这边是出口。要不要跟我合张影，回去给家里的女孩们看？ - Ah, no, I think the girls are fine. - Great, great. Awesome, awesome.
-呃，不用了，我觉得那些女孩没这个需要。 -好，好。太棒了，太棒了。 Really great to meet you, Dulcie.
真的很高兴见到你，杜尔西。 Really special. OK. Take care.
太特别了。好，保重。 And your P.A.'s contacts, I'll just get the numbers of the...
还有你助理的联系方式，我只要…… Mm.
嗯。 Thank you. That was-- Yeah.
谢谢。刚才那——对。 Eddie?
艾迪？ Collins, there was someone else out at Don's donga.
柯林斯，周日晚上唐的东嘎那儿还有另一个人。 They got picked up on the drone on Sunday night.
无人机把他拍下来了。 They're dragging Don's body up the jetty.
那个人正把唐的尸体拖上栈桥。 What? Can you tell who it is?
什么？能看清是谁吗？ - It's Chomp. - Sorry, it's who?
-是咬咬。 -抱歉，是谁？ - God! - Chomp, from Land of Crocs.
-天啊！ -鳄鱼国度的“咬咬”。 He's our killer! Collins?
他就是凶手！柯林斯？ Collins, are you still there?
柯林斯，你还在吗？ What the fuck?
搞什么鬼？ Whoa!
哇！ Hey!