我先放这了 I'm just gonna put it here.
你看见孩子们做的了吗 Did you see what the kids made?
他们都想待在家里不去上学 They really wanted to stay home from school,
但我硬把他们送过去了 but I made them go.
那个停车牌哪去了 What happened to the stop sign?
不知道 I don't know.
可能哪个熊孩子拿了吧 Probably some kid took it.
我看着 大概有5辆车飞驰而过了 I've seen, like, five cars just blow through it.
早晚会出事的 Somebody's going to get hurt.
迪恩 我 Dean, I...
我把电视打开吧 Do you want me to turn on the TV?
- 不想看 - 好吧 - Not right now. - Okay.
- 想看的时候告诉我 - 嗯 - Let me know. - Mm-hmm.
快 快 快 快看看这个 All right, all right, all right, check this out.
我做了一个 H 还有一个 S I've got an H and an S here.
- 快看 - 看起来更像一个8 - Look at that. - It looks more like an 8.
好吧 因为面糊流了一点儿 Yeah, cause the batter ran over a little.
- 所以才... - 才看起来像个雪人 - So that's why... - That looks like a snowman.
看起来更像奶奶 It kind of looks like Grandma.
啥 What?
说的是你妈啊 Oh, that is your mother.
还穿着背心裙 Ew, in that sundress, right?
没错了 For sure.
你们不许再这么说我妈了 You all better stop talking about my mama.
好吧 好吧 这个我吃好了 All right, fine. You know what? I'm going to eat these.
我这就去给她打电话告你一状 小元宝 I'm gonna call her and tell her you said that, Lil' Money.
我们一会儿玩牌吧 Maybe we can play cards later.
谢谢 Thank you.
我是为了他们 I did it for them.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi! - Hi.
快 快 快 赶紧的 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
- 咋了 - 我 我想着 - What? - I just... I've been...
我想了很久 I've been thinking a lot about this,
我觉得我们应该去跳伞 and we should go skydiving.
你是说 从飞机上跳下去的那种吗 Like, jump out of a plane?
不 商场的那种 No, like to the mall.
就是那些吹风的大管子啥的 You know they got those big wind tube-y things,
然后你就能飞起来了 and you can just fly.
我有个秘密 I have a secret.
- 啥秘密 - 我不能说 - What is it? - I'm not supposed to tell.
别闹 快点 赶紧告诉我 Dude, come on. Well, now you have to tell me.
- 啥秘密 - 南希怀孕了 - What is it? - Nancy's pregs.
她也是今天早上才发现的 She just found out this morning.
她先是哭了 然后又笑了 She was crying and then laughing,
接着吐了一柜台 and then she barfed all over the counter.
这是好事 对吗 It's good, right?
他们努力了很久了 They've been trying a long time.
我想说 I mean...
你已经说了好多回了 You keep saying that.
是啊 我是说 Yeah, I'm just, uh...
我真为他们高兴 I'm just really happy for them.
所以 So...
你想去吗 Do you want to go?
- 去哪 - 商场啊 跳伞啊 - Where? - To the mall. Skydiving.
- 向商场出发 - 向商场出发 - To the mall! - To the mall!
跳伞去啦 Skydiving!
滚 我说了我不想跟你说话 Go away. I said I don't want to talk to you.
我要报警了 I'm going to call the cops.
找我小弟 吉米 Ask for my boy, Jimmy.
他可是专门 He's the one investigating
查你那些闺蜜的 those bitches you're in bed with.
你怎么知道的 How do you know that?
我是他的关键证人 I'm his key witness.
好吧 其实我什么也不知道 所以 Well, I don't know anything, so...
行吧 Okay.
我是说 她们一直不让我管 我 I mean, they kept me out of it. I...
很好 因为这次她们真的惹了大麻烦 Well, good. I mean, cause they're in real big trouble.
要进监狱的那种还是 Like jail or...
我只是 I'm just...
你从她们那里拿钱吗 Did you take money from them?
不啊 No.
好吧 那你就没事 Well, then you're cool.
我拿过一点 我拿过一点点 I took a little... I took a little money.
是多少 How much?
没有很多 It wasn't not a lot.
玛丽·帕特 Oh, Mary Pat.
我也有孩子要养啊 莱斯利 我 But I have kids. Leslie, I...
我希望我能帮上你 我尽量吧 I wish I could help you. I do, uh...
求你了 不要 求你了 别把我供出去 Please. No, please don't tell them about me.
我是要发誓的 I am going to be under oath.
你知道的 我要实话实说的 天知道我怎么办 You know, I got to tell the truth, so help me God.
我不能被抓走 莱斯利 I can't go away for this, Leslie.
求你了 我不 我真的 我不能 求你了 Please. I ca... I mean, I ca... Please.
你能不能放我一马 然后 Can you just leave me out of it, and then...
然后我就能照顾我的孩子们了 and then I can stay with... with my boys?
求你了 求求你 莱斯利 求求你 Please. Please, Leslie, please.
求你了 求你了 Please, please.
好吧 好的 Okay, okay.
好的 Okay.
好 Okay.
谢谢你 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
你要干嘛 What are you doing?
丈夫不能为他的妻子作证 Well, a husband can't testify against his wife.
喂 别忘了给所有人都点上 Hey, don't forget to order for everybody.
天啊 他自己的里面加了小熊糖 Oh, God. K-Bear's in it for himself.
给你妹妹们也买上 Order for your sisters!
对 还有你最爱的阿姨 Yeah, and your favorite auntie!
就这样吗 Really?
- 所有的钱 - 我给他10块呢 - That's all the money. - I gave him ten bucks.
你 我的青蛙汽水呢 我们说好的 Yo, what about my frog pop? We had a deal!
这小子买了4个球呢 That grifter got four scoops.
我就说了 这孩子阴的不得了 I'm telling you. That kid's shady as hell.
我们该走了 We should go.
别呀 让孩子们吃吧 Nah, let the kid eat.
怎么了 想我了吗 What's up? You miss me?
不 No.
所以 经历了这么多事之后 So crazy thing... turns out...
让我们有了共同的朋友 we got a mutual friend.
他是你小情人吧 That's you're homey, right?
不 他才不是我小情人 No, he's not my homey.
我也不知道为啥人人都养个... I don't know why everybody keeps...
警察已经盯上他了 He's talking to the Feds now...
这对我们所有人都不利 which could be bad for all of us.
所以 自然 我需要你看好他 So, yeah, I'm gonna need you to take care of him.
简直疯了 That's insane.
是吗 为什么 Is it? Why?
- 因为我们不会这么做 - 对 我们不做这样的事 - Because we don't do that. - Yeah, that's not what we do.
况且 难道你没有 Besides, don't you have anyone
在这个领域里 who's a little more experienced
经验更丰富点的人吗 in that particular arena?
当然 但是这不在他 在你 Sure, but it ain't on him. It's on you.
- 爸爸 你说过就5分钟 - 怎么了 - Daddy! You said five minutes. - What's up, pop?
你说的对 我说过 我说过 You're right, no. I did, I did.
我平时是怎么教你的 当你 Hey, what's that thing I always tell you when you make
惹了大麻烦的时候 a big old mess?
我得自己收拾干净 That I got to clean it up.
你得自己收拾干净 That you got to clean it up.
好的 走吧 大人谈话结束 All right, come on. No more grown-up talk.
给你们的 That's for you.
是什么 What is it?
是什么 贝斯 What is it, Beth? �