×ÖÄ» Lulu! Oh, my God! Kate, this is Lulu.
×ÖÄ» She's basically my sister.
×ÖÄ» Melody, this is Crying Colin.
×ÖÄ» I am not going on a date with you.
×ÖÄ» You'll eat me alive.
×ÖÄ» Sam and Fred!
×ÖÄ» - Fred?! Who's she? - Hi.
×ÖÄ» - I heard about your dad, I'm sorry. - Yeah.
×ÖÄ» I actually want to know how you feel about me.
×ÖÄ» - Lu, I have been in love with... - I'm joking, you dick!
×ÖÄ» This programme contains strong language,
×ÖÄ» adult humour and some nudity.
×ÖÄ» Lovely low ceilings,
×ÖÄ» very little light.
×ÖÄ» Four floors, 12 rooms on each -
×ÖÄ» every one occupied by a different flavour of lunatic.
×ÖÄ» - Am I on your floor? - You're in luck, princess.
×ÖÄ» A trapeze artist got
×ÖÄ» evicted last week for shitting out the window.
×ÖÄ» So, moving in gift.
×ÖÄ» - Never leave that unattended. - Thanks.
×ÖÄ» What are you doing now?
×ÖÄ» Do you want to make love?
×ÖÄ» Maybe tomorrow.
×ÖÄ» I've got to find a job
×ÖÄ» and a door
×ÖÄ» and an identity, so...
×ÖÄ» Good luck with that.
×ÖÄ» What do you think?
×ÖÄ» This the coolest place I've ever seen.
×ÖÄ» Aw,
×ÖÄ» you'll get over it.
×ÖÄ» Morning, Sam.
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God, your fucking face! Your stupid face!
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God, you were so sad.
×ÖÄ» What you doing now?
×ÖÄ» Got work, actually.
×ÖÄ» Want to watch a rom-com?
×ÖÄ» What, now?
×ÖÄ» Maybe just the beginning.
×ÖÄ» That's the spirit.
×ÖÄ» It's so great she's staying.
×ÖÄ» What's she going to do here?
×ÖÄ» - Dunno. She's pretty spontaneous. - Is she?
×ÖÄ» Does she, like, go to Berlin and stuff?
×ÖÄ» We did go to Berlin once, yeah.
×ÖÄ» Oh, cool.
×ÖÄ» Done!
×ÖÄ» Just get in.
×ÖÄ» Come on, I've seen you naked before.
×ÖÄ» Tell them what happened, baby.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, so, um...
×ÖÄ» I was just preparing to get into the bath.
×ÖÄ» I turned round... Like this.
×ÖÄ» ...and then suddenly there was just flashes, flashes, sparks...
×ÖÄ» - Oh, my God. What happened? - The bath blew up.
×ÖÄ» - Well, it didn't... - Oh, my God. How?
×ÖÄ» - I was just - Oh, my God, are you OK?
×ÖÄ» - Yes. - Oh, my God.
×ÖÄ» - Are you OK? - I'm a bit shaken, actually.
×ÖÄ» OK. The lights came from...
×ÖÄ» - Are you hurt? - Well...
×ÖÄ» - Are you injured? - No.
×ÖÄ» You ruined our movie!
×ÖÄ» Come on, Fred.
×ÖÄ» I really have to go to work now. Sorry, Sam. Sorry, Kate.
×ÖÄ» - I hope everything... - No, you have to bunk off with me.
×ÖÄ» - I really, really can't.
×ÖÄ» I'm sorry. - No, no, no, but I need you.
×ÖÄ» Are you OK?
×ÖÄ» Yeah. Shut up. Go to work.
×ÖÄ» So, it was like lightening just...
×ÖÄ» Does anyone have any openings at their work?
×ÖÄ» I'm up for anything - medicine, advertising...
×ÖÄ» No.
×ÖÄ» I felt the heat.
×ÖÄ» Hey, what are you doing today, Melody?
×ÖÄ» I want to see your little Colin friend again.
×ÖÄ» No, Melody, he's going through a very difficult time.
×ÖÄ» Do we need tell management about the bath, or is the bath OK?
×ÖÄ» I could be dead.
×ÖÄ» Did no-one check the bath?
×ÖÄ» Oh, my God, the bath!
×ÖÄ» Ah, c'est pas vrai. Kate, do something!
×ÖÄ» - The shelf. - Oh, OK. Fuck you all.
×ÖÄ» Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, I'll fix the danger bath,
×ÖÄ» put up another shelf,
×ÖÄ» set up dates for my fragile work colleagues,
×ÖÄ» before running to work - where I don't even have a receptionist -
×ÖÄ» and yes, I am supposed to be sorting that out as well.
×ÖÄ» So, if any of you can tell me where I can find one of those
×ÖÄ» in the next five minutes, I would really fucking appreciate it.
×ÖÄ» OK. So... It will ring, you pick up,
×ÖÄ» ask who it is,
×ÖÄ» remember the name or write it down,
×ÖÄ» then press the name on the switchboard,
×ÖÄ» tell THEM who it is
×ÖÄ» and if they want to speak to them, put them through,
×ÖÄ» if they DON'T want to speak to them,
×ÖÄ» go back and take a message.
×ÖÄ» Ok...
×ÖÄ» which bit do I pick up when it rings?
×ÖÄ» You pick it up...
×ÖÄ» Sorry, is this a joke?
×ÖÄ» No, It's just...
×ÖÄ» So much happens so fast.
×ÖÄ» Yeah, it's harder than it looks, I've always thought that.
×ÖÄ» Ah!