Opening Theme "Russian Roulette" By Meiko Nakahara
Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-Ruh-Ruh
Rush-Russian
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Come on down to my secret casino tonight
It doesn't hurt to play reckless once in a while
The scary part is when you...
start to roll with it
It's like a habit forming ecstasy
Russian Russian Roulette
Paint a bullseye on your heart
Find the girl dancing on the edge of your consciousness
By the grim flash of a magnum gripped to her heart
I'll keep putting my life on the line
Until I make you my prisoner
Riskin' it all on my Russian Roulette
My heart is beating like a disco
Dance dance
I may never get another
Chance chance
My heart is beating like a disco
Dance dance
I may never get another
Chance chance
Say your prayers
My heart is beating like a disco
Dance dance
I may never get another
Chance chance
My heart is beating like a disco
Dance dance
I may never get another
Chance chance
Eh!
What's that!?
This time you're going to KNK.
You mean the KNK development project?
That's right.
And what do we have to take with us?
A super stone prism.
Super stone prism?
They need the prism to radiate energy to the core of KNK and enliven it.
They could just time warp it instead.
No, they can't do that without damaging the core.
How many prisms are we carrying?
Just one.
Only one, what are all these others then?
They're just dummies.
Dummies!?
Because the galactic pirates, Devil's Syndicate, has sniffed out this project.
We decided it best to send twenty ships with the same containers on different routes,
...that way we could give them the slip.
Exactly which one has the real container?
That I do not know.
Uh?
That means the one we're carrying could be a dummy?
Exactly!
Also, the real container has a bomb inside.
A bomb!?
What for!?
You see, it will explode automatically if it's opened by force.
What!?
Many Dangers, Many Dummies
Of all the different routes, ours seems the most dangerous, doesn't it?
I'm afraid that's to outsmart the enemy.
I think we're carrying the prism.
We don't need to outsmart them.
If they're young and good looking,
just invite them to our ship!
Not again!
Oh, no!
Yuri!
What's this horrible music?
Can't you play something heavy for me?
I'm not afraid of any pirate!
Ouch!
Beauty and weakness are in proportion to each other.
Kei, incoming transmission.
Sixteen ships have been attacked already.
Patrol ships are going to help them.
It's already too late.
All of them have already been robbed blind.
Kei, have a look.
It must be the Devil's Syndicate.
Isn't this the list of attacked ships?
Kei.
Alright, let's start preparing a welcome for those pirates.
So many ships have already been attacked.
Have they been attacking at random?
I don't think so.
Oh.
There's a ship coming towards us from the east.
Check it out.
This is light cruiser Lee One from planet Lon.
We mean you no harm.
Please identify yourselves.
Yuri, check them out.
Okay.
It's suspicious.
Can we get it on screen?
It's very unusual to bump into another ship way out here.
It should be in view soon.
Shit!
Identify yourself.
How can you say that after shooting at us?
We're going to pay you back double!
Eh!?
Look there.
With all that heavy equipment, there's no way that's an ordinary light cruiser.
Keep their attention.
I'll take care of it.
Kei?
Geez!
She's got such a short temper.
Respond.
Respond!
Hey, RESPOND ALREADY!
Hi!
I'm very sorry to keep you waiting.
Let's go!
3!
2!
1!
What's that bitch doing!
W-Wait!
Mughi, you're too big for the lift.
Mughi!
I was right.
It's just as I thought.
This is a Devil's Syndicate pirate ship.
Yuri, I'm going to link their computer into ours.
Please check the data.
You got it.
Kei, I don't believe this.
They have the 3WA passwords.
The secret's been leaked?
What's going on here?
What's this?
It says that the password of the prism ship is "The Sun."
"The Sun."
But ours is "Lovely Angel."
Dirty Pair!?
What...?
I see.
All the attacked ships have names that have something to do with the sun.
So that's why they were in a rush for us to identify ourselves.
At least we know our ship is a decoy now.
So we can assume, that they haven't found the prism yet.
You got it.
We can still stop them.
Kei!
Let's go, Mughi.
Kei, there's a big spaceship approaching.
What?
I'm on my way back.
What's that terrible ship?
Stop now.
Only samurai fight losing battles.
Shut up!
I might just snap if you upset me further.
What did you say!
You're as aggressive as usual, aren't you?
B-Boss?
I haven't seen you for ages,
...Kei.
H-How do you know my name?
You'll soon remember me.
What's going on, Kei?
A strange man's just turned up.
Don't be rude to our boss.
Eh?
Does that mean,
...he's the boss of the pirate ship?
Stop, I said.
Kei?
I didn't know you had a friend who was a pirate?
I've never had one.
You're very cold to behave like that.
I've never even seen you before.
Stop.
Let her go.
Yes, yes.
It's very important to have good manners like that.
But boss...
I don't want to hurt my childhood friend.
Your childhood friend?
Who is my childhood friend?
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He could be one of your naughty old friends, I suppose.
No way!
You can't forget me.
Oh no.
That wicked way of speaking.
It couldn't be...
K-Kaia?
It seems you finally remembered me, I'm glad.
It makes me sick to remember you.
Do tell!
You know, we can see this kind of man anywhere.
Who thinks he's god's gift to women, and believes all the girls in the world fancy him.
You could be right, he seems the type.
Nice to see you.
Kei, I've been looking for you for a long time.
Really?
So, what do you want to tell me?
I just don't want to hurt you.
We have nothing against the 3WA.
As you might know,
...our purpose is to get the prism.
We've known each other since we were kids.
Why don't you cooperate with me?
You're absolutely disgusting!
I don't know anything about your duty.
However, if you help us out, we'll be more than happy to let you go.
Let us go?
We were going to say something like that to you!
You're not in the position to say that, are you?
What shall we do?
Shit, he's bothering me and driving me nuts!
Kei, you don't need to worry so much.
I only want to know your ship's name.
I heard it's called the Dirty Angel, or something like that.
It's got nothing to do with you.
You don't have to hide it.
Unless you tell us the name,
...we'll be forced to start attacking you.
If we tell you, you'll let us go?
I promise.
It'd be nice to see you somewhere else next time.
Let's do it.
Well, In that case I'll tell you.
Our ship's name is...
"Lovely Angel of the Sun."
Boss, it's them!
No option.
Prepare to attack.
Idiot!
We've found "The Sun."
Attention.
We've found "The Sun."
It's making a run for KNK.
It can't be helped in this case.
A big spaceship is right behind us.
Excellent!
But you know we're just a dummy.
That shouldn't change our duty, right?
You're right!
Hyper acceleration!
Boss, they've switched off the communicator.
Kei, turn it on again!
There are two medium cruisers closing from the east, and three behind us.
Great, this is just what I expected.
Namo, check out the ships behind us. Let's make a dash for KNK.
We'll be able to find the Galactic Union army there.
We should escape with a bit of luck.
Yeah!
Another ship from the east.
You can't catch us.
Kei, give us your container.
You're still talking about that, Idiot!
It's no use to you.
If that was true, we would have given it to you already.
Wait a minute, Yuri.
Kei, not again.
Where are you going, Kei?
I'm going to give it to them.
They launched a laser beam at us!
You bastard!
You don't want to blow away the container along with us, do you?
I'm happy to hear from you again, Kei.
Shut your mouth.
There.
Oh!
Don't move suddenly.
Kei, give us the container now.
If you insist.
We'll give you something great...
A container with a bomb.
I didn't know we had the real one!
You can't hit us like that.
It's got a trap which explodes when you take the cover off the wrong way.
I see.
I don't need to put a new bomb in it.
Uh, this is not going to be easy.
You're too slow to surround the Lovely Angel.
Kei!
Kei, haven't you finished?
Almost, just a few more seconds.
They're getting serious.
Kei, stop resisting us.
Shut your trap!
What's this?
Are you kidding me?
No one is joking.
We're deadly serious.
How long have you been taking to beat one small ship?
Th-There's still more!
B-Bloody hell!
Kei, have you finished?
Wait.
We're out of time.
Nearly finished now.
That's right.
You should think it over more carefully.
Bastard!
Kei, I promise we won't hurt you if you give us the container.
I don't like to use violence.
Idiot, you're so vain!
Or would you prefer to be forced?
Not by you.
Kei, I can't do this anymore.
Yes you can.
But, they've got us cornered.
It's impossible to run away.
You're captivated by me.
You must be joking.
I don't know who made this machine, but I can't be cheated.
Oh, what on earth is happening?
I've told you so many times.
All I want is you and the container.
Alright, Kaia.
I'll give you my treasure.
Here it is.
Kaia, receive it.
Switch on the tractor beam.
Hurry up, Yuri.
Turning magnet off!
Kei, why don't you come with me?
I don't think it's a bad offer.
Sorry, I have other things to do.
Therefore value the container I gave you, instead of me.
You're too easy going!
Launch!
Down.
Good.
We got it.
You'll be mine, someday.
It's going to explode soon.
The container is loaded.
What's that?
She gave us a container with a bomb!
What!?
We have to escape immediately!
Well done.
All in a day's work.
But, I'm a bit worried about your friend.
I don't think he's dead yet.
Great work.
I was worried about you,
...but you've done better than I expected.
I can't believe you did your duty perfectly.
You even drove the pirates away.
You ripped us off, didn't you?
Huh?
Chief, you must have known all along, that we were carrying the real container.
No, no.
I just found that out, myself.
And after all that, you even let them steal the password.
Password?
The dummy password, "The Sun."
Hey, wait a minute.
Have you really completed the job?
Have you delivered the container to KNK?
Answer my question!
He's getting so serious.
But we can't give it up.
Hey, why are you talking to each other in whispers?
The container exploded with the pirate's ship.
What!?
We made the best use of the bomb.
You what!?
Again the Dirty Pair...
No, they've brought discredit on the 3WA again.
We're cutting your salaries.
And no bonus or holidays for you.
Really?
Are you sure about that?
We can treat it in our own way, then.
Yeah.
We will because he doesn't reward our efforts.
Wh-What's that?
A switch.
F-For what?
The microwave's remote control.
The prism is in the microwave, now.
What are you planning?
It was so hard to remove it from the container.
So true.
W-Wait!
And?
O-Okay.
No pay cut, and you'll get special bonuses and holidays.
So deliver the prism to KNK immediately!
Bingo!
Great!
Yes, thank you.
We'll get twice the usual bonus and holidays!
Because it was such important work, there's no doubt we'll get them.
You got it, now let's go and enjoy ourselves!
Ending Theme "Space Fantasy" By Meiko Nakahara
Once upon a time, a mystery
Happened after I fell asleep
I was guided by a voice coming from the future
I passed through a distant
Silvery time tunnel
To meet a wanderer with sunken eyes
Space Fantasy
I've come all this way to meet you
Space Fantasy
I've come all this way to meet you
Even if you are from a different planet
I wouldn't care, so long as you loved me
Dirty, stormy destiny
Love is zero G...