Thanks for bringing back my necklace
Sure. I didn't even know you left it, until today.
I didn't even realize I left it, either
Really? No offense, but you seem kind of like--
Uptight and put together? Yeah, I know.
It's just... I've had a lot on my mind recently.
Right.
So let's just get this over with, ok?
You really don't need to let me down easy, or something.
What do you mean?
I mean, we're friends. It's cool.
The other night was super fun but
I mean it's obvious you've never been with another girl and I don't want you think that--
--Wait, what "obviously"? Was I really that bad?
Oh, no! That's not what I meant. You were fine.
Well, apparently not "fine" enough for you to say "obviously"
I can just tell when a girl hasn't been with other girls before.
So I did something wrong right?
No, it's not something you did.
It's something...
I mean, if you really wanna know it has to with your nails.
They're a little too long
My... my?
How would my nails be an indicator--
Oh
Oh...
Ow... That would hurt
Yeah...
But I didn't--?
No! No, I mean, you're super cute and everything. But I would be like... "no".
Great. Wow, ok. That's handy information
Yeah.
So... um...
Hypothetically speaking, of course, next time short nails...
Would be handy?
Right. Handy for next time. Hypothetically!
Hypothetically, yeah.
*birds chirping*
*the sound of awkward sexual tension*
*conceal don't feel*
So you want a house tour?
As opposed to awkward silence? Definitely
Best 30 second tour ever.
Well, you know, I try.
Well, hold on, actually. There's one thing I didn't really like.
What? That tour was flawless.
No, you have two N Sync CDs, and zero Backstreet Boys.
Yeah, because N Sync is the better boy band.
Oh my God! No! Backstreet Boys have way better songs.
Yeah, but N Sync has Justin Timberlake!
Oh, no, no. We're talking about bands as a collective here ok.
You have JC and Justin singing everything, and everyone else backup?
Yeah, but it doesn't mean they're not the better band.
I mean every team is made up of two all stars.
Kobe and Shaq. Jordan and Pippen. Magic and Kareem.
You know what? No!
What?
You have home court advantage. This is not fair. I want a rematch in neutral territory.
Ok, fine! Bring it on!
Who's room is that?
Oh, that's Lance's room.
Is that your brother, or something?
Um, no. We've been friends since we were kids
But we recently dated, so I don't really know.
So you... you live with your ex boyfriend?
...Yeah, but he's gay!
Yeah, he was in the closet for the longest time but I figured it out.
Really?
Dude, that sucks.
I mean, not really. It's totally chill. We never did it.
I just kind of knew he didn't like girls.
So yeah, he's gay. Totally gay. Super gay.
Who's gay?