1997年10月31日
乌鸦岭精神病医院
真倒霉 Oh, great!
小心点 胆小鬼医生 Be careful! Doctor Afraid Of.
员工休息室
爱德维娜·肯金顿院长
佩雷厄牌 金叶海魂[香烟]
跟我来 Come along!
放在我的桌上 Put them on my desk.
如今的万圣节是不如往日了 The problem with Halloween these days,
被人们当圣诞节过 is that people treat it like Christmas.
都失去其真正的意义了 比如说 It's lost its true meaning. For instance,
你知道自己为什么要戴面具吗 do you know the real reason that you're wearing a mask?
因为你说我有口臭 Because you said my breath smelt?
确实 这是其一 Well, yes, it does.
但在万圣节戴面具其实是 But the real reason we don masks at Halloween
为了驱鬼 is to ward off evil spirits.
一年之中唯有今日 It's the one night of the year
阴阳两界之隔会薄如蝉翼 when the divide between the living and the dead is at its thinnest.
我们戴上面具就能伪装成恶灵 Wearing a mask disguises us as dark spirits,
免遭其伤害 and thus we avoid harm.
那你的面具呢 Where's your mask then?
我不用面具 Oh, I don't need one.
什么事 Yes?
好 Good.
讨糖果的孩子来了 The trick-or-treaters have arrived.
咱们去给他们派点万圣节特制松饼怎样 Let's go and offer them a special Halloween muffin, shall we?
传统就得要好好保持下去 It's important to keep up these old traditions.
哦 差点忘记设警铃了 Oh! I nearly forgot to set the alarm.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat!
哇 打扮太棒了 看看你们 Oh, how marvellous! Let's have a look at you!
我想你们都想要糖果吧 I suppose you all want a treat?
给你一个 One for you.
这就对了 一人一个 人人有份 That's it. One each. That's enough for everybody.
不要 N-No.
别啊 No no no no.
抱歉 Sorry.
疯城记
万圣节特别篇
好了 我们到了... Right. So here we are...
建筑物的后方 round the back of the building.
这里有一扇门 Er...there's a door there.
我待会就绕到正面去...拍一下 I'll get some shots round the, er... front later on
大概了解下整个建筑的规模 and get a sense of the scale there.
抱歉来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
没事 我也才刚到 你是德鲁 对吧 That's OK, I've only just got here myself. Drew, isn't it? Yeah.
我是金鱼缸制作公司的菲尔·沃克 Phil Walker, Goldfish Bowl Productions.
电视节目《新把戏》系列四
但其实我是负责这个的 Although I was involved in that.
-我们通过电话的 -对 没错 - We spoke on the phone? - That's right, yeah.
感谢你与我们联系 感激不尽 Thanks for getting in touch. We really appreciated it.
我们一直到处在找闹鬼的地方 We've been looking everywhere for a spooky location
老实说都没找到 and we've had no luck, to be honest.
连斯托克都去过了 We've even been to Stoke.
我想这地方或许正合你心意 Well, I think this place might be just what you need.
目前就我看来 的确如此 It certainly looks it from what I've seen so far.
等进去了再下结论吧 You wait till we get inside.
安全保健部门要是看到这里准会头痛不已 Health and Safety would have a field day with this.
著名鬼屋历险节目
你是要在这里拍《全球闹鬼事件簿之极品案例》吗 So you want to use it for a Most Haunted, is that right?
哦不 你说出了节目的全名 Oh, no, you said the M word!
不是 我们跟它是完全两回事 No, this is a totally different idea.
简单来说我们会找一队灵媒 Basically we've got a team of psychics
调查各大鬼屋 investigating haunted houses,
然后用夜视摄像机跟拍全过程 and we're going to film them with night-vision cameras
所以他们虽伸手不见五指 so they're totally in the dark
但观众却可以看得一清二楚 but the audience can see everything.
好吧 那和《全球》有什么不同 Alright. So how is that different to Most Haunted?
其实我没看过那节目 Well, I haven't seen that show
所以我也不知道是否雷同 so I don't know if it's similar or not.
但最大的不同就是 But the big difference is,
英国著名游戏节目主持人
-我们有戴尔 -戴尔·温顿吗 - of course, we've got Dale. - Winton?
对 Yep.
他做腻了博彩滚珠节目 He's sick of the balls,
想回来做些刺激点的节目 像他早期做的那些 he wants to get back to something edgier, like his early stuff.
1993年英国独立电视台ITV引进的游戏节目
-好比《超市扫荡》吗 -没错 - What, like Supermarket Sweep? - Exactly.
我的计划是今晚先拍几个镜头 So the plan is I get some shots tonight,
你带我转一圈 我把带子拿去给导演看 you give me a bit of a tour. I take it all back to the director.
要是他喜欢 这里就能上《戴尔带您午夜捉鬼》节目了 If he likes it, it could end up on Dale's Overnight Ghost Hunts.
-标题挺诱人的 -是吗 我都还拿不准 - Catchy title. - Do you think? I'm not sure about it.
总之 要是这里选上了 Anyway, if the place is featured,
那你就能拿到250英镑 且登上片尾致谢名单 that you could get 250 quid and a credit on the end roll.
我不在乎那些 I don't care about all that.
只是... It's just...
当我看到你们广告时 when I saw your advert,
我就知道必须联系你们 I knew I had to get in touch.
我小时候就住在对面 I grew up opposite this place.
这里对我影响重大 It's a massive part of my life.
但也给我留下了不少恐怖的回忆 But there's such horrible memories too.
英国宠物竞赛节目 戴尔从第二季开始主持
戴尔也是这么形容《宠物大争霸》的 That's what Dale says about Pets Win Prizes.
你还记得我说过我见过管理这里的院长 Remember I told you I met the Governess who ran the place.
记得 在你小的时候嘛 Yeah. When you were a kid.
而我... Well...
爱德维娜·肯金顿院长
我就是在这遇到她的 This is where I met her.
不要 放手 放开我 No. Get... Stop it! Get off me.
放我下来 Put me down!
可以了 米切尔 放他下来 All right, Mitchell, let him go.
小鬼 你叫什么名字 Do you have a name, child?
-德鲁 -德鲁 - Drew. - Drew.
拜你所赐 我得换人当警铃了 Well, thanks to you, I've had to reset my alarm.
你在我办公室鬼鬼祟祟干什么 What were you doing creeping around in my office?
回答我 小鬼 Answer me, child,
出自格林童话《金发姑娘和三只熊》
不然我就把你跟这位金发姑娘绑一块 or I'll attach you to Goldilocks here
让你们俩一起尖叫 and set you both off screaming.
只是在玩万圣节试胆游戏 It was just a dare. For Halloween.
我一定要拿走一样东西 I had to take something.
那你拿了吗 Did you indeed?
把口袋里的东西掏出来 快 Empty your pockets. Now!
你以为你是谁啊 Who do you think you are?
在这里偷偷摸摸 还擅取私人物品 Creeping in here and taking private property.
你知道这个价值多少吗 Do you know what this is worth?
知道丢了或偷了这东西会有什么后果吗 Or what the consequences would be should it be lost or stolen?
对不起 I'm sorry.
-我没想过 -是啊 没多少人会想 - I didn't think. - No. People rarely do.
坐下 Sit down.
我要给你说件有关偷东西的事 I'm going to tell you something about stealing.
还有偷东西的下场 And about consequences.
让你以后再准备 Something to make you think twice
干这种事之前 懂得三思而行 before contemplating such an action again.
我不是为了吓唬你才讲这个故事的 And I don't tell you this story in the hope of frightening you...
但我估计你会被吓着 ..but I'm afraid it probably will.
故事发生在万圣节 就像今晚 It was Halloween, just like tonight,
男主人翁没有三思而后行 and a man who didn't think about his actions
很快就得到了惨痛的教训 was soon to be taught a terrible lesson.
行头不错 Nice costume.
这不是万圣节行头 是我的工作装 It's not a costume! These are me work clothes.
伙计 有的人天天都得过万圣节 白痴 It's Halloween every day for some people, pal! Idiot.
看看 Look at that.
多浪费 What a waste.
我回到家再吃 I'll have that when I get in.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat!
你们扮得还真吓人 Oh, you look scary!
-你们几岁啦 -我们七岁了 - How old are you? - We're both seven.
识字了吗 And can you read yet?
那块板上写了什么 What does that say then?
没有糖果 别来捣蛋
要我念给你们听吗 Shall I read it for you?
没有糖果 别来捣蛋 No tricks. No treats.
你们妈妈在哪 躲在树丛后面吗 Where's your mother? Is she hiding in the bushes?
你好意思带你家小孩出来 Oh, yeah, so you send your kids out
要他们帮你做这种丑事 to do your dirty work for you?
他们现在都该睡觉了 They should be in bed.
她这块头也不能再吃巧克力了 And she shouldn't be having any chocolate by the size of her.
小肥猪 Piglet!
再说你想扮成什么啊 绿大象吗 What are you supposed to be anyway, green elephants?
你就没给我们准备糖果吗 Don't you have any treats for us?
别得寸进尺 我淹死过比你还大的猫 Don't push your luck, kid, I've drowned bigger cats than you.
不好意思打断了 你什么时候能来 Sorry about that. What time can you come round?
让我想想 我现在正想喝点茶 Well, let me have a think. I was going to have me tea now
省得待会吃多了胃胀 so it's not laying too heavy on my stomach.
接着我要看《驱魔人1》和《驱魔人3》 Then I was going to watch Exorcist 1 and Exorcist 3.
《驱魔人2》就算了 拍得烂透了 I don't bother with Exorcist 2, it's shit.
之后可能会煮点豆子 Then I'll probably do the pots,
浇在吐司上吃 一锅一碟搞定一餐 just beans on toast, that's just a pan and a plate.
我想你12点左右过来正好 I think I'll be ready for you by about midnight,
半夜三更才过瘾 the witching hour!
这样要收多少钱 And how much are we looking at?
80磅 80 quid!
大胸珍妮 性趣无限 自驾车 专为残障人士服务
行 来吧 就当是犒劳自己 Yeah, go on then, I'll treat myself.
很好 Perfect.
不给糖就捣蛋 又来了 Trick or treat! Trick or treat!
说啊 来讨糖啊 Go on, say it, then.
你们几岁啦 How old are you?
不识字吗 Can you not read?
你们妈妈在哪 Where's your mother?
那去死吧 Sod you then.
听着 我不会因为你们突然 Look, I'm not giving you things
戴着面具出现在我家门前就给你糖的 just because you've turned up at me house with masks on.
我努力工作是为了赚钱奖赏自己 I work hard to earn money to buy treats for myself.
这种"不给糖就捣乱" All this trick or treat,
"给盖伊一便士吧" penny for the Guy,
在英国传统节日"篝火之夜" 人们会拿着假人 站在街上向路人讨一便士
癌症研究之类的活动 Cancer Research...
我一概不奉陪 I don't do any of it.
到别处去讨吧 Go and beg somewhere else.
你们是聋了还是秀逗了 我今晚不过万圣节 Are you deaf as well as stupid? I'm not involved in this night.
我不爱过 Me no likey.
你们到底是不是在讨糖啊 Are you even doing trick or treat?
你们可真奇怪 You're weird.
算了 你们捣蛋吧 完事了就滚 All right, trick then. Piss off.
这不代表可以把狗屎塞到我... That doesn't mean shoving dog shit through my...
之后他便进屋享受单身男士之夜的纯粹欢愉 'And so he settles in for a night of unalloyed male pleasure.
过一个有力结合了恐怖电影 垃圾食品 'A potent mixture of horror films, junk food
艳女郎午夜来访三大元素的夜晚 and a visit'from a certain lady of the night
世界上第一个真正的女护士 开创了护理事业
我不是指弗洛伦斯·南丁格尔 and I don't mean Florence Nightingale.
《驱魔人1》
简而言之 就是只有享受 没有捣乱 'In short, it was all treats, and no tricks.'
夏日彩虹网 出品
啥 搞什么鬼啊 另一张碟哪去了 Eh? I don't believe this. Where's the other one?
世界著名儿童节目
《摇摆家族》 比《驱魔人2》还糟 The Wiggles! Worse than Exorcist 2.
肯定是放错盒子了 Must have put them in the wrong boxes.
租了那碟的小毛孩今晚准会吓得拉裤子 Some five-year-old's going to be shitting themselves tonight.
啊...该死的小混蛋 Argh! ..Bloody little bastards!
您好 Hello?
你好 这样的 我要投诉 Hello, yes, I want to make a complaint.
你要投诉吗 You want to make a complaint?
是的 我这里有小孩子在折磨我 Yeah, I've got kids here tormenting me.
折磨你 Tormenting you?
他们放了一只老鼠在我的品客薯片里 They put a rat in me Pringles
还放一堆甲虫放在我的巧克力里 and a load of beetles in my chocolate.
你的巧克力里有甲虫 Beetles in your chocolate?
是的 你们要怎么解决这事 Yes! What are you going to do about it?
你们要怎么解决这事 What are you going to do about it?
为什么你要重复我说的每句话 Why are you repeating everything I say?
你说的每句话 Everything you say?
-你是谁 -你是谁 - Who is this? - Who is this?
你是谁 Who is this?
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
不好意思吓到你了 我是珍妮 Sorry about that! I'm Janet.
大胸珍妮吗 Busty Janet?
不然你说呢 Well, what do you think?
现在就快12点了 It's nearly midnight and
而且我还顶着一对胸器来给你玩 I've brought some pumpkins for you to play with.
trick既是"嫖客"之意 又是照应"trick or treat"
你是今晚我的最后一个客人[双关] You're my last trick of the night.
你是我今晚最大的奖赏 You're my biggest treat.
那你有多少个不同功能的辅助假手呢 So how many different attachments have you got then?
-16个 -哇 比戴森还强 - 16.- Oh! Better than a Dyson.
英国知名品牌 国际性家电设计制造公司
是啊 说到戴森 你准备什么时候开始啊 Yeah, speaking of Dyson's, when are you going to start...?
别急嘛 我们先聊聊嘛 All right, give us a chance,
我外套都还没脱呢 I've not even taken me coat off yet!
-不好意思 只是今晚怪事不断 -怎么说 - Sorry, sorry, it's just been a weird night. - How come?
别管了 你卡片上写说 Never mind. So it says on your card
-你给所有残疾人提供服务 -没错 - you cater for all disabilities? - Yeah, that's right.
他们比大多数嫖客更懂得感激 They're much more appreciative than most punters.
他们对我百依百顺 特别是癫痫病人 And they do all the work for me, especially the epileptics.
我有个住查尔顿哈迪区的客人 I have a chap in Chorlton-cum-Hardy
每隔两周就让我在他身上尿尿 gets me to wee on him once a fortnight.
我想他不是好这口 I don't think he gets off on it,
只是这样对他的牛皮鲜有好处 it just helps with his psoriasis.
那么现在来把裤子脱了 Now then, let's get them trousers off,
我来让你爽一把 and get you latched on.
小心点 Careful!
啊 你咬我 Ow, you're biting me.
喂 你太过火了 Oh, it's too much!
喔 你还抓我 你在干嘛啊 Ow! You're scratching me! What are you doing?
怎么了 你不喜欢吗 What's the matter, don't you like it?
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat!
我跟你说过了 我没有糖 I told you I haven't got any treats!
那你口袋里的是什么 What's that in your pocket then?
梅兹 过来 Maisie, come on.
我该走了 你要小心点 先生 I've got to go now. Be careful, mister,
这条马路很危险 it's dangerous on this road.
死过几个小孩 Some children died.
我这就还给你们 I'm putting it back.
行了吗 All right?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我没想到 I didn't realise.
喂 你们要去哪里 站住 Hey! Where are you going? Stop!
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat!
她说对了 She was right.
她说的这个故事把我吓死了 She scared me to death with that story.
但之后我就再没偷过东西 But I never stole again.
抱歉 希望你不会介意 Sorry, I hope you don't mind.
刚才太精彩了 不容错过啊 That was just too good to miss.
我能想象戴尔在节目上讲那个故事的情景 I can just imagine Dale telling that story on the programme,
英国著名谐星 其戴方框 大眼镜形象深入民心
像罗尼·科贝特那样坐在扶手椅上 sat in a big armchair like Ronnie Corbett.
那很恐怖 It's terrifying.
我知道 那个盒式吊坠有什么来头 I know. So what's the story with the locket?
我不知道 可能对她来说很有纪念价值 I've no idea. Probably sentimental value.
不过我感觉她不是那种一往情深的人 Though she didn't strike me as the sentimental type.
-这些是什么 -大部分是医疗器材 - What is all this stuff? - Medical equipment mostly.
有传言说她过去常拿病人来做实验 There were rumours she used to do experiments on the patients.
-比如把洗发水倒进眼睛吗 -有可能 - Like putting shampoo in the eyes? - Possibly.
反正真相是石沉大海了 对吧 We'll never know now, will we?
她不是死于一场大火还是爆炸之类的吗 Didn't she burn to death in a big fire or explosion or something?
人们是这么说的 有些人觉得她还在这里 So they say. Some people think she's still here.
-什么 鬼魂吗 -是 - What, as a ghost? - Yeah.
有不少人亲眼目击过 There have been several sightings.
太棒了 我要让我们的研究团队去查查 Brilliant, I'll get our researchers onto it.
我说的研究团队 I say researchers,
其实只有一个有传媒学国家职业资格证书的悍妞 it's one big girl with an NVQ in Media Studies,
但是她收集了很多奇妙故事 but she gets some fascinating stories.
比如说 Like what?
显然 这里有过一个病人 她有一个娃娃 Well, apparently there was a patient here that had a doll,
还把娃娃当亲生宝宝对待 and she treated it as if it were a real baby.
是 听起来很耳熟 Yes, that rings a bell...
-叫乔伊·阿斯顿 -我不知道 我们通常编个化名 - Joy Aston. - I don't know, we usually make the names up.
但是你绝对猜不到她是怎么被送来这的 But you'll never guess how she came to be in here.
'那是在万圣节的前一天 'It was the day before Halloween,
这个叫琼或者乔伊的女人 and this woman, Joan or Joy whatever she was called,
正想出售她的房子' was trying to sell her house.'
'房子待售有几周了 'It'd been on the market for weeks,
但是她打扫得很糟 房子一直卖不出去' but she was rubbish at cleaning and they couldn't shift it.'
请两位移步来到厨房 If you come through to the kitchen
或你们习惯称之为晨间起居室 or morning room, if you prefer...
我很抱歉这里有些乱 Well, I'm sorry about the mess.
我妻子本该在今早 My wife was supposed to have tidied up
上班之前打扫干净的 before she went to work this morning.
女人就是麻烦 Women, eh!
不过这个房间光线充足 But it's a very bright room.
西南朝向 We're south-west facing.
你们好 不用在意我 当我不在就行了 Oh, hello! Don't mind me. Just pretend I'm not here.
握手就免了 I won't shake your hand
因为我从早上六点就一直在给孕妇接生 as I've been elbow deep in wombs since 6 o'clock this morning.
如你所见 As you can see,
这里空间宽敞 能让你活动自如 there's plenty of room here to spread yourself around.
你能照看下弗雷迪吗 乔治 Can you look after Freddy please, George,
我得去弄吸奶器 while I set up the breast pump.
我得挤些奶水出来 涨奶得厉害 I've got to express some milk, I'm bursting.
那你们有几个孩子 So, how many children do you have?
就这一个 Just the one.
我们到楼上看一看怎么样 Well, shall we have a peek upstairs?
我给你们拨走这堆挡道的东西 I'll just shift some of this stuff for you.
说句实在话 Honestly,
早晚会有人绊倒摔断脖子的 one of these days, somebody's going to break their neck.
天啊 弗雷迪 看来爸爸又生我俩的气了 Oh, dear, Freddy. Looks like Daddy's cross with us again.
好了 我们来看看 Now then, let's have a look and see
能不能挤出些奶水来喂你 if we can't extract a few dribbles for your din-dins.
来吧 Here you go.
我们还有几间要看看 Well, we've a few more to see
所以我们会考虑一下再答复你 so we'll have a think and let you know.
好的 那祝你们好运 OK. Well, fingers crossed then, eh!
希望尽快收到你们答复 Hope to hear from you soon.
再会 一路平安 拜拜 Cheerio! Safe journey home. Bye!
-我看起来像头猪吗 乔伊 -什么 - Do I look like a pig, Joy? - Sorry?
我看起来像头猪吗 Do I look like a pig?
有时你刚洗完热水澡走出来时 有那么点... Well, sometimes when you've just stepped out of a hot bath...
我是说为什么我会生活在猪圈里 I mean why am I living in a pigsty?
你必须时刻保持家里整洁 乔伊 You've got to keep on top of the cleaning, Joy!
东西要各得其所 各就各位 A place for everything and everything in its place!
家里有小孩 这要求很难办到 乔治 Well, it's not that easy with a toddler in the house, George.
我刚打扫好就给弗雷迪弄乱了 Freddy messes up the place as quick as I can tidy it.
目前来了48个看房的 48 viewings so far.
48个人走出那道门后就再也没回头 48 people have walked out that door and never come back.
别再给我整出第49个 Don't make me 49.
好的 我们稍后见 谢谢 拜 Great, we'll see you later then. Thanks. Bye.
神迹出现了 Well, miracle of miracles.
是昨天那对夫妻打来的 That was the couple from yesterday.
他们想再来看第二遍 They want to come back for a second viewing.
不管怎么说 今天比昨天干净多了 Well, it's tidier than it was yesterday anyway.
我干了一整夜 乔治 完全按你说的办 I went through the night, George, just like you said.
所有东西各得其所 各就各位 A place for everything and everything in its place.
是啊 你做得的很好 乔伊 Yes, you've done a good job, Joy.
我很欣慰 I'm very pleased.
那我就先清掉这些早餐残渣吧 Right, I'll just clear away these breakfast things then.
将它们倒进分类回收箱里 Just pop them in the recycling.
错错错错错 你把蛋壳和面包混在一起了 No! No! No! No! No! You've put the shell in with the bread!
-但是它们都是食物 乔治 -不 它们不全是 - But they're both food, George. - No, they are not.
面包是生物可降解的 倒进绿色箱 Bread goes in the green bin, biodegradables.
蛋壳跟骨头一类 应倒进... Shell is like bones and goes in the...?
-黄色箱 -不对 那是塑料制品的 - Yellow? - No, that's plastics!
蛋壳是一般废弃物 倒进黑色箱 Shell goes in black, general waste.
再说一遍红色箱倒什么的 Oh, what's the red for again?
还得我再说多少遍啊 How many more times?
纸片 卡纸 杂志 报纸 Paper and cardboard, magazines and newspapers,
牛奶果汁包装纸盒 利乐袋 披萨盒 milk and juice cartons, tetrapaks and pizza boxes.
蜡纸 卫生纸 泡沫碟 Waxed paper, tissue paper, foam trays,
-锡纸 -还有茶包 - tin foil. - Tea bags.
茶包不行 它们是可降解的 Not tea bags! They're biodegradable.
-倒进蓝色箱 -是绿色箱 - Blue. - Green!
减废 重用 循环再造 Reduce, re-use, recycle!
你那木头脑袋就不能开下窍吗 乔伊 不能吗 Can't you get that into your thick skull, Joy? Can't you?
你那榆木脑袋连这么简单的事情都记不住吗 Can you not get this one simple thing into your thick, thick skull?
我有尽力记 乔治 真的 I'm trying, George, I am!
-减废 拒用... -不是"拒用" - Reduce, refuse... - Not refuse...
-是"重用" 减废... -减... - Re-use. Reduce... - Duce...
-重用 -重用 - Re-use... - Use...
-循环再造... -再造 - Recycle... - Cycle.
我晚点回来带人看房 I'll be back later for the viewing
你最好把这里打扫得一尘不染 and you'd better have this place spotless,
乔伊·阿斯顿 否则我对天发誓... Joy Aston, or so help me God...
所以她把整个屋子彻底打扫了一遍 So she cleans the whole house, top to bottom,
然后坐下来和她的孩子一起玩 and then sits down to play with her...baby.
但是后来她注意到那天的日期 But then she notices what day it was.
噢 今天是万圣节 Oh, it's Halloween today!
噢 我们应该做个南瓜 Oh, we should do a pumpkin.
不过你得向我保证不添乱喔 You got to promise not to make a mess though?
我瞧瞧 现在是11点... Now let's see, it's 11 o'clock now...
嗯 我们有大把时间 Yes, we've got plenty of time!
嘣 Bumph.
好了 起来 然后再...嘣 There you go. And...out. And...bumph!
就这样 把尖刀插进去 That's it. We put the sharp knife in.
切掉 Cut it.
叭嗒 Slurp.
勺出 ...Slop.
再勺出 And slop.
噢 11:15了 Ooh. Quarter past 11.
好了 你是时候午睡下了 Right, I think it's time you had a little nap
妈咪也得快速打扫一下了 while Mummy has a quick tidy.
请进 Come through
可以的话 麻烦请把鞋子脱下 if you wouldn't mind poping your shoes off for me
我们刚搞完大扫除 we have just tidied and cleaned it.
还有这里 你可能还记得 And this, you may remember,
这是我们宽敞的厨房兼额外晨间起居室 is our spacious kitchen and extra morning room.
只是没有我们印象中那么大 It's just not as big as we remembered it.
不过还是多谢了 But thanks, anyway.
哪里哪里 再见 Yes, yes, cheerio.
噢 乔治 Oh, George!
你吓了我一大跳 乔治 You gave me quite a fright there, George!
什么... What, um...
他们什么时候过来看房子 what time are they coming to look at the house?
他们已经来过了 They've already been.
是嘛 然后呢 Oh! And...?
他们不感兴趣 Not interested.
好吧 Right.
呃 那你有没提到这房面向西南呢 Oh, well. Did you mention the south-westerly aspect?
关于这点...我就算提了又有毛意义 Well... what's the point of mentioning the aspect
因为人家根本就没法子看出窗户 when they can't even see out the bloody window!
那索性乱就乱到底 Why don't we go the whole hog
把垃圾都扔到地上好吧 and just throw everything on the floor?!
这样你反而好办是吧 糟得自成体系 That'd be easier for you, wouldn't it? Much better system!
有点脏乱在所难免 乔治 There has to be some mess, George!
-这是一个家啊 -错了 这不是 - This is a family home. - No, it's not.
因为你知道吗 乔伊 Because do you know what, Joy?
从此不再有家 There is no family.
我尽管看看剩你一个要怎么过 Let's see how you manage on your own.
乔治 George?
乔治 George!
噢 你看你弄得一团糟... Oh, what a mess you're making...
现在好多了是吧 我的小甜心弗雷迪 Now then, that's better, isn't it, my little Freddy Fruitcake?
整个地方干净整洁 正是爸爸喜欢的那样子 Everything's nice and tidy, just the way that Daddy likes it.
减废... Reduced...
重用 re-used...
循环再造 and recycled.
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
你的研究员从哪听来的故事 Where did your researcher get that story from?
朋友的朋友吗 A friend of a friend?
老实说我可不认为她能交到朋友 I don't think she's got any friends. Be honest.
正如我所说的 她很胖... Like I say, she is quite fa...
怎么了 你觉得是她杜撰的吗 Why, do you think she made it up?
乔伊·阿斯顿是失去了猝死的宝宝 Joy Aston lost a child to cot death then
精神崩溃后 被丈夫送来精神病院的 was institutionalised by her husband after a nervous breakdown.
戴尔是说过他想做更刺激的题材 Well, Dale did say he wanted to do edgier stuff.
你听到了吗 Did you hear that?
是的 听到了 Yes, I did.
你今晚还带了别的人来吗 Did you bring anybody else with you tonight?
没有 那是肯金顿的鬼魂 No. It's Kenchington's ghost!
她来找盒式吊坠了 She's come looking for that locket!
别开玩笑了 一点也不好笑 Don't joke about it. It's not funny.
我要用夜视模式拍下来 I'm going to film this in night vision.
-就像在拍DOGH -那是什么 - It'll be just like DOGH. - What?
《戴尔带您午夜捉鬼》啊 Dale's Overnight Ghost Hunts.
噢 天啦 什么都看不见 Oh, God. Can't see a thing.
等等 Just wait.
你得让眼睛适应下黑暗 Your eyes have to adjust.
等一会就好了 Only takes a minute.
老实说 我想象不到戴尔会来主持这个 I can't imagine Dale doing this, to be honest.
在黑暗中瞎闯 没准会把鞋穿坏 Stumbling round in the dark. He might scuff his shoes.
我们得让他待在某个演播室 We'll need him in a studio somewhere.
像个主播那样 我们不时给他一个画面 Like an anchorman we keep going back to.
BBC当红主持
你是指像保罗·罗斯那样吗 Like Paul Ross you mean?
-什么 -没事了 - What? - Nothing.
我有个故事提供给你 道听途说来的 I've got a story for you. A friend of a friend one.
故事发生在一个盲人身上 It starts with a blind man
他刚做完移植手术 获得了一双新眼睛 who's just had an operation to get a brand new pair of eyes.
他是个玩偶收藏家 名叫奥斯卡·洛马克斯 He was a toy collector, name of Oscar Lomax,
他迫不及待想看看自己最新的收藏 and he just couldn't wait to see his latest acquisition.
早啊 洛先生 Morning, Mr L.
今早感觉双眼怎样了 还痒吗 How are your eyes this morning, still itching?
欸 我恨不得拆了这条烦人的绷带 Aye, I can't wait to get these bloody bandages off.
是英国吉百利玫瑰巧克力小礼盒装
我给你买了"玫瑰" I brought you some Roses.
你真好 小毛贼 Ah. Tealeaf.
我能闻闻吗 Can I smell them?
误以为是真花
对了 你的包裹今早到了 Oh, your package came this morning,
就是你朝思夜盼的那个 the one you've been waiting for.
快打开来看看 快 Open it up then, open it up!
怎么了 它有什么问题吗 What? Is there something wrong with it?
可以这么说 You could say that.
小毛贼意思是侮辱了他的肤色
你知道这有多伤人吗 Do you know how offensive this is?
我知道 它的衣领上有滩墨渍 I know, I know, it's got an ink stain on the collar,
但不可能找到全新的了 小毛贼 but you'd never find one in mint condition, Tealeaf.
这件商品十分罕有 It's a very rare commodity.
英国果酱商罗伯森于20世纪初用"黑娃娃" 做为商标 后来黑娃娃受到欧洲收藏家的追捧
这是仅存的5个原版 This is one of the only five remaining
罗伯森黑娃娃之一 original Robertson's Gollywogs.
是无价之宝 It's priceless.
你从哪里得来的 Where did you get it from?
我特地透过黑市淘来的 I had to delve into the black market.
我没有别的意思 No pun intended.
一旦涉及黑市买卖 你最好别多问 And when you do that it's best not to ask too many questions.
总之有钱能使鬼推磨 Some folk would do anything for money.
给我 让我抱抱他 Here, let me hold him.
你会乖乖地陪着我 对吧 果酱小罐 You're going to come and stay with me aren't you, Jamjar?
真想快点让你成为我家的一份子 I can't wait to make you part of the family.
讽刺麦当娜收养非洲孤儿的举动
你比麦当娜还差劲 真的 You're worse than Madonna, you are.
帮我个忙 把玫瑰花插起来好吗 Now do me a favour and put those roses in some water, will you?
我床头这边有个花瓶 I've got a vase on the side here somewhere.
你想听个小秘方 果酱小罐 Do you want a little tip, Jamjar?
小苏打加半茶匙白醋 Bicarbonate of soda and half a teaspoon of vinegar.
让你的牙齿永远珍珠般亮白 Pearly white for life.
感觉好多了 That's better.
好了 咱们上床睡觉吧 Now then, let's get you to bed,
明天我带你回家里的至圣宝殿 and tomorrow I'll take you home to my holy of holies.
你在哪里 不会是掉到马桶里了吧 Where are you? You've not fallen down the toilet, have you?
护士呢 不在吗 太离谱了 Nurse? Oh, this is ridiculous.
等等 Wait a minute.
先不急 Hang on.
最好先把灯关了 Better just turn this light off.
好了 看看眼睛能看到什么 Now then. Let's see what we can see.
噢 你在这啊 果酱小罐 Oh. There you are, Jamjar.
你竟然擅自把绷带拆了 I can't believe you took your bandages off.
我昨天怎么跟你说的 What did I tell you yesterday?
我没事 好得很 别大惊小怪 I'm fine, I'm fine, stop fussing,
活像个唠叨老婆似的 you're like a nagging wife.
我不再需要你了 小毛贼 I'm not going to need you for much longer, Tealeaf.
我现在能自食其"眼"了 I've got my independence now.
-是吗 这事由医生说了算 -不着急听他的 - Yeah well, we'll let the doctor decide that. - He can wait.
我还有正经事要办 I've got business to attend to.
说吧 今天有什么安排 Come on then. What's on the agenda for today?
你收到一份来自财产估价的请求 You've had a request for an estate valuation.
关于什么的 What is it?
数量不多的新旧毛绒玩具收藏 Small collection of period and modern soft toys.
要我帮你推掉吗 You want me to pass?
不 不推 是时候东山再起了 No, No, No, time to get back on the horse.
你永远不知道会有什么收获 You never know what you might find.
英国老牌寻宝节目 《古董路演》的鉴定专家
阿瑟·尼格斯曾在巴克斯顿的足科医生 Arthur Negus once found a first edition Mandy
候诊室找到第一代曼蒂 in a chiropodist's waiting room in Buxton.
告诉他们我接了 Tell them I'll do it.
好 我会去找医生替你申请出院 Cool. I'll go and find the doctor and get you discharged.
你自己问他去 他就站在那里 Ask him yourself, he's standing right there.
-在哪里 -就那里 - Where? - There.
他才给我做完检查 He's just been examining me.
这里没别的人 洛马克斯先生 There's no-one here, Mr Lomax.
只有我一个 你的眼睛耍了你 Only me. Your eyes are playing tricks on you.
你是谁 Who are you?
你想怎样 What do you want?
毁了 没价值了 原因在于 No. No, the problem here is that
原版的缝线被拆得一点不剩 there's nothing left of the original stitching.
她的胯部至少用了三种不同的棉布 There's at least three different types of cotton in her crotch.
这玩偶完全贬值了 It completely devalues the item.
这玩偶有些年头了 It is very old.
只能说是又旧又不值钱 Old and worthless, I'm afraid.
当传家宝还行 给真正的收藏家肯定看不上 Fine for a family heirloom but useless to a serious collector.
我丈夫还以为会有一两件值钱的东西 My husband thought there might be one or two things of worth.
没有 一只带刺绣鼻和雕花玻璃眼的小熊 No. A bear with stitch-nose and cut glass eyes,
一个身穿藏蓝色条纹 而非原版 a ninth generation Andy Pandy with indigo
糖果蓝条纹的第九代安迪宝宝 instead of the original candy-blue stripe,
麦当劳的开心乐园餐
和这个开心乐园餐里的布鲁托 and a Happy Meal Pluto.
恐怕全属廉价处理品 Car boot fodder, I'm afraid.
我出5磅全买下来 I'll offer you five pounds for the lot,
布偶猫名为巴格普斯,同名儿童节目于1974年 在BBC台首播 此后更经常重播
那也只是因为我对你的布偶猫感兴趣 and that's only because I'm curious about your Bagpuss.
5磅有点太少了 Doesn't seem much.
她从小就收集这些玩偶 She collected these since she was a little girl.
我知道 但她常年玩弄它们 I know. But she played with them.
抱着他们 把它们的价值都挤没了 And hugged them, and squeezed all the worth out of them.
现在它们只是堆空壳 Now they're just husks.
能看看吗 May I?
冒昧问一句 Can I ask?
她怎么去世的 How did she die?
她在睡梦中去世的 She died in her sleep.
走得非常突然 Quite sudden, really,
英国最受瞩目的长青剧
当时她正在卧室看《伦敦东区》 she was just in her bedroom watching Eastenders
等我送保卫尔牛肉汁进去时 and by the time I came up with her Bovril
她已经瘫坐在那 垂下了头 she was just sat there. Slumped.
-她生前是不是有填过捐赠卡呢 -是 - Did she by any chance carry a donor card? - Yes.
她的心脏不好 医生只取了她的肾 Her heart was no good, but a kidney, they took.
以及她的肝 And her liver.
还有她的眼睛 Even her eyes.
晚安 果酱小罐 Night night, Jamjar.
谁在那里 Is anybody there?
你是谁 Who are you?
你想要什么 What do you want?
-被谋杀的 -我相信是这样的 - Murdered? - Yes, I believe so.
我觉得你妈妈的眼睛捐献给了我 I think I was given your mother's eyes
我看见了她死前发生的事情 and I'm seeing what she saw just before she died.
你之前说她当时在看《伦敦东区》对吧 She was watching Eastenders, you say?
我想是的 I think so, yes.
这就对了 That makes sense.
我画下了谋杀她的男人的样子 I've done a drawing of the man I think killed her.
画得不太好 但... It's not perfect, but...
有印象吗 Does that ring any bells?
没什么印象 Not really.
但为什么会有人想杀她呢 But why would anybody want to kill her,
她又没有得罪过谁 she didn't do anything to anybody.
我只了解我所看到的 I only know what I saw.
我只能告诉你 她是被杀的 She was killed, I'm telling you.
-我看我们该去报警 -好吧 - I think we should call the police. - All right,
我最好先和我丈夫说一声 I'd better just tell my husband.
埃迪 埃迪 Eddie! Ed!
"我丈夫还以为会有一两件值钱的东西" "My husband thought there might be one or two things of worth."
"我特地透过黑市搞来的" "I had to delve into the black market."
"你最好别多问" "Best not to ask too many questions."
你好啊 Hello there.
"总之有钱能使鬼推磨" "Some folk would do anything for money."
你乱说什么有关谋杀的屁话呢 Now, what's all this nonsense about a murder?
果酱小罐 Jamjar.
太精彩了 我们得用这个故事 Oh, that is brilliant, we've got to use that!
我倒真是认识个《伦敦东区》的演员 I know someone on 'Enders, actually,
我要告诉他们 他们准会气死 wait till I tell them that. They'll piss.
你现在能看清了吗 Can you see better now?
嗯 行了 Uh, yeah.
说真的 你觉得那些声响是什么 What do you think that noise was really?
我不知道 I don't know.
在我小时候 When I was little,
晚上总能听到这里传出的尖叫声 I could hear screams coming from this place at night.
我妈总骗我说那只是海鸥的叫声 My mum used to tell me that it was just the seagulls.
海鸥也是会睡觉的 不是吗 Seagulls go to bed though, don't they?
对 但疯子不会 Yeah. But the mad don't.
邪恶全年无休 No rest for the wicked.
我们出去吧 Let's head out.
后来肯金顿护士还做了什么 So what happened with Kenchington?
把吊坠拿回去之后就放你走了吗 Did she let you go after she got her locket back?
没 她带着我去巡夜查房 No. She took me on her night round of the wards.
-天啊 -是啊 - Oh, my God! - Yeah.
她把最精彩的留在了最后 She saved the best till last.
跟我来 Come along.
如果说我之前只是害怕 那么当时就是吓呆了 If I was scared before, I was petrified now.
她领着我穿过走廊 向我逐一介绍病人 She led me down the corridor introducing me to all the patients.
之后 我们走进了最后一间病房 Then we came into the final cell.
好了 我觉得你得向这个可怜虫道歉 Now then. I think you owe this poor creature an apology.
你好大卫 今晚怎么样啊 Hello, David, how are we this evening?
我睡不着 Can't sleep.
这不奇怪啊 I'm not surprised.
这个小伙子亲手把四百伏的电压通入你的脑子 This young man fired 400 volts into your brain.
对不起 Sorry.
我闻到了湿床垫的味道 戴维 I can smell a wet mattress, David,
你又做噩梦了吗 have you been having bad dreams again?
给我们说一下吧 Tell us about it.
我相信这孩子肯定很想 I'm sure the child would love
听听你梦到了什么 是这样的吧 to hear what's going on in your head, wouldn't you?
来说吧 戴维 你今晚有听众喔 There you are, David, you have an audience.
你到底梦到了什么 Now what's on your mind?
在我的梦里 Well, in the dream,
我和妈妈正要去参加彼得叔叔家里的派对 me and my mum are on our way to a party at Uncle Peter's house.
但车子半路出故障了 But there's a problem with the car.
我们被困在了树丛里 And we get stranded in the woods.
该死的灌木丛 Stupid bushes.
我希望你没尿在靴子上 戴维 I hope you haven't wee on them boots, David.
-应该没有 -很好 - I don't think so. - Good.
我可是从楼下海沃德先生那里借来的 I borrowed them from Mr Hayward downstairs.
他的儿子显然是个"猪"头 Apparently his son's a pinhead.
错了 是秃头 Skinhead.
其实我压根不想穿这身 太幼稚了 Didn't want to wear this anyway. Babyish.
是吗 那真是抱歉了 戴维 Yeah, well I'm sorry, David,
但要是你扮成弗雷德·韦斯特也不见得有多好 it would have been in bad taste to go as Fred West.
英国连环杀手 与其妻子联手虐待 强奸和谋杀了至少12名妇女
他是近代的杀手 It's too recent.
美国最有名最受好莱坞青睐的杀人犯 因为他会用女性死者的人皮裁衣来穿
那为什么我不能扮成艾德·盖恩呢 Well, why couldn't I go as Ed Gein?
那就没人能认出你了 No-one would have known who you were.
他们会认出的 那可是德州电锯杀人狂 Yes, they would. Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
身披用女人乳头做成的腰带 A belt of lady's nipples
面戴女子阴道制的银色面具 and a silver vagina on my face.
那你要从哪儿搞到这个面具呢 And where were you going to get one of them?
-亲手做一个 -用什么做 - Could have made one? - Out of what?
麂皮 Chamois leather.
戴维 你别想用我的麂皮做那玩意 David, you are not using my chamois as vaginas.
再说你扮成弗兰肯斯坦挺好看的呀 You look good anyway as Frankenstein.
拜托 弗兰肯斯坦是那位医生 Humph, Frankenstein is the Doctor
一个年轻的医学研究者 他用尸体拼凑缝补出一个"科学怪物"
我这明摆是他创造的怪物 and I am the creature.
没错 而我就是你的新娘 Yeah, and I'm your bride.
看 有辆车开过来了 Look! There's a car coming.
或许我们可以搭个顺风车 Maybe we can get a lift.
先摸清对方的底细 说不定对方有古怪 Check them out first though. They might be weirdos.
-一切都还好吧 -我们正要去参加派对 - Everything all right? - We were on our way to a party.
可是车子抛锚了 你可以载我们一程吗 Our car broke down. You couldn't give us a lift, could you?
当然可以 上车吧 Of course. Jump in.
我猜你们是想在城堡那里下车吧 So I suppose you want dropping off at the castle, do you?
不是 No.
伯奇伍德大街52号 52 Birchwood Avenue.
我叫戴维加入皇家汽车协会 I told David to join the RAC,
结果他却跑去斯特拉特福待了三个月 and he disappeared to Stratford for three months.
英国剧作家威廉·莎士比亚的作品
没错 我和西蒙·拉塞尔·比尔一同出演了《冬天的故事》 Yeah. I did A Winters Tale with Simon Russell Beale.
他是一名优秀的舞台剧演员 He's a good theatre actor,
但是演电视剧还差点火候 but he's too big for telly.
集演员 戏剧导演 作家及画家于一身
安东尼·舍尔也是 And Anthony Sher's the same.
那么看来你们是要去参加化装舞会咯 So I take it you're going to a fancy dress party?
没错 戴维的叔叔主办的 Yes, David's uncle does them.
他一年到头都开派对 He has parties all year round.
还记得复活节那次吗 Remember that Easter one
我们得扮成彩蛋去参加 and we had to go as eggs?
记得 那次糟透了 Yeah. It was shit.
这位女士她怎么了呀 What's the matter with that lady?
噢 她是我妻子 Oh, that's my wife.
怕是车程太长 舟车劳顿累了 We've had rather a long journey I'm afraid.
她晕车相当厉害 She gets quite car sick.
最好就是让她一觉睡到家 The best thing for her is to sleep through it.
-她脸色看起来很苍白 -她刚吃了两片安眠药 - She looks pale. - Well, she's just taken two Valium.
妈妈 你的镜子借我用下 Mum, pass me your mirror.
-用来干嘛 -我觉得她断气了 我想确认一下 - What for? - I don't think she's breathing. I want to check.
听着 戴维 这位先生好心载我们一程 Look, David, the nice man's offered us a lift.
别咒人家妻子死了 Don't be calling his wife dead.
我只是想看看嘛 I just want to see.
-请你别吵醒她 -我不会吵醒她的 - Please, I don't want her waking up. - I won't wake her.
-她需要休息 -我就摸下她的脉博 - She needs to rest. - I'll just take her pulse.
别碰她 Don't touch her!
警方报告今日证实 Police reports today confirmed the
在伦敦北部荒地发现第四具尸体 discovery of a fourth body on wasteland in North London.
-怎么又死一个 -嘘 - Not another one. - Shhhh!
死者遭残忍分肢 The victim was badly mutilated
遇袭惨状完全吻合另外三起被报刊称之为 and the attack bears all the hallmarks of three other murders that
"斯坦摩尔刀魔"之作的谋杀案的手法 the newspapers are dubbing the work of the Stanmore Slasher.
警方呼吁... Police are asking...
相当病态呢 Rather morbid.
他要再犯一起案子就能登上你的收集墙了吧 If he does one more he'll end up on your wall, won't he?
也许 Maybe.
-那是什么 -噢 戴维的小爱好罢了 - What's that? - Oh, David's hobby.
他喜欢收集连环杀人犯 He collects serial killers.
不是收集他们 Don't collect them.
是研究他们 Study them.
事实上他已经知道谁是开膛手杰克了 He's actually worked out who Jack the Ripper is,
-却不打算告诉我 是吗 -机密不可泄 - but won't tell me, will you? - It's confidential.
大多数的连环杀人犯都是可怜人 对吧 Most of them are rather pathetic individuals, aren't they?
我反对 I disagree.
据我了解 From what I've read
他们通常是跟你我一样的普通人 they're usually your average Joe Bloggs, just like you and I.
总有迹可寻的 There's always signs.
你只需要知道从哪儿去寻 You've just got to know where to look.
但他们不总是粗心大意 But don't they always get careless,
以致露了马脚吗 give themselves away?
举个例 假如我要毁尸灭迹 I mean, for example, if I were going to dispose of a body
我不会把尸体冲进厕所 I wouldn't flush it down the toilet with
再冲下一客肯德基炸鸡盖住尸臭 a portion of Kentucky Fried Chicken to disguise the smell.
1982年 丹尼斯·尼尔森 杀害了15人 Dennis Nilson, 15 victims 1982.
-是1983年 -83年 - 1983. - '83.
他什么不用 居然用肯德基 Is that what he used, Kentucky?
恶心 Dirty pig.
要是让戴维处理一具恶臭的尸体 David mixes in a couple drops of my perfume
他会混合几滴我的香水来除味 if he's done a really stinky one,
-对吧戴维 -没错 - don't you, David? - Yeah.
蓝瑟瑞克的花呢香水 Tweed by Lentheric.
那会适得其反 太香了 Makes it worse. Really sweet.
那这个派对上都有谁啊 So, who's expecting you at this party then?
光是家庭成员吗 Is it just family?
其中有一半人我也不认识 I don't know half of them myself.
只认识几位叔伯 Just various uncles.
另外有一大帮扮成 There's a whole load coming in
最早是《纽约客》上连载的漫画 之后被改编成动画和电影
《阿达一族》的人从彭赞斯过来 from Penzance dressed as The Addams Family,
虽然我也不确定我能看出什么区别来 though I'm not sure I'll be able to tell the difference.
你还好吗 戴维 Are you all right, David?
-你脸色发青啊 -我还好 - You look a bit green? - Yeah.
咱们能停一下车吗 Can we stop the car?
我要用一下那个公用电话 I want to use that phone box.
怎么 你想撒尿吗 Why? Do you need a wee?
告诉彼得叔叔我们要晚点到 Tell Uncle Peter we're going to be late.
不 我现在不能停车 No! I can't stop just yet.
给我停车 立刻 Stop the car! Now!
快点 妈妈 你也下来 Come on, Mum. You too.
我不下车 我就坐这等你 I'm not getting out. I'm settled here.
妈妈 Mum!
那男人把车开走了 妈妈还在后座上 The man drives away with mum still in the back of the car,
所以我赶紧打电话报警 so I go and phone the police.
此处关联一则英国老笑话 999是英国紧急求助电话 Letsby Avenue音同Let's be having you是警察捉拿拒捕罪犯说的话
你好 是警局吗 Hello, 999 Letsby Avenue?
直译:莱茨比大街999号
是的 我想我妈妈被斯坦摩尔刀魔抓走了 Yeah, I think my mum's been taken by the Stanmore Slasher.
给 喝了吧 Here, drink this.
这能让你冷静下来 It'll calm your nerves.
不 我只想回去接戴维 No, I just want to go back and get David.
他不喜欢一个人待着 He doesn't like being on his own.
他连便便的时候都要开着门 He has to leave the door open when he's doing his number twos.
我们就不能回去接他吗 Can we not go back for him?
恐怕不能 是这样 你得明白 I'm afraid not. Look. You must understand.
我当时只考虑到我的妻子 I was only thinking about my wife.
你妻子呢 她还在睡吗 Where is your wife? Is she still asleep?
喂 你好 妈妈 Hello? Oh, hi, mum.
噢 我想我们刚到家 Oh, we just got back, I think.
不知道 我刚才昏睡过去了 I don't know, I was out cold.
是的 还不错 Yes, it was fine.
我扮成吸血鬼王的新娘去的 I went as a bride of Dracula
艾德里安扮成丹尼斯·尼尔森 and Adrian went as Dennis Nilson,
就是那个扼杀犯 you know, the strangler.
他让我感觉毛骨悚然 He gave me the creeps.
是的 请帮我叫一下警察 Yes. Police, please.
这么说你觉得我家戴维是斯坦摩尔刀魔 So my David is the Stanmore Slasher, you think?
我从没这么想过 Well, I never.
只是这说明了 Just goes to show,
你当真是不清楚自己引谁入屋了 you never really know who you've got under your roof, do you?
你真应该让我走的 You really should have let me go.
今晚是满月 她又要变身了 It's a full moon tonight. She'll change again.
你们一定要阻止她 她又要变身了 You've got to stop her. Please. She'll change again.
好了 戴维 够了 All right, David. That's enough.
你妈妈不是怪物 Your mother's not a monster.
你才是 咱们走 You are. Come along.
不是 不是的 No. No.
接下来... Now then...
将会很有意思 ...this is interesting.
看这里 Look in here.
你看见什么了 What do you see?
-这房间是空的 -没错 - It's empty. - That's right.
小鬼 那是因为这间房子 That's because this one, young man,
这间 是给你的 this one, is for you.
抓住他 Get him!
我会找到你的 我会找到你的 I'll find you! I'll find you!
你现在逃不了 这辈子也逃不了 You can't leave now, you'll never leave.
我想了断了这个心结 I want some closure on this.
我觉得参与你们的节目 I thought being involved in your programme
也许能帮到我 might be able to help me.
我在想咱们得请一些名人 I'm thinking we need to get some celebrities
来这儿转转 wandering round here.
我肯定丁格尔一家愿意来 I'm sure the Dingles would do it.
英国ITV台的肥皂剧
就是《爱默戴尔农场》那家子 You know, Emmerdale Farm.
本世纪英国第二位世界重量级冠军
我也很想请弗兰克·布鲁诺来 And I'd love to get Frank Bruno.
弗兰克·布鲁诺因遭离婚 女友背叛等事的打击 多次进出精神病院
他的表现准能赚足眼球 He'd tick a lot of boxes.
不管怎样我已经耽误了你很多时间 Anyway, I've taken up enough of your time already.
谢谢你 Thank you.
要我送你出去吗 Do you need me to show you out?
不用了 我还打算在前门拍几个镜头 No, no, I'm going to go and get some shots round the front.
我还没去过那里呢 I've not even been round there yet.
好的 我去拿包 OK. I'm going to grab my bag.
我不想让别人发现我们来过 I don't want anyone knowing we were here.
除了这里的鬼魂 Except the ghosts!
好吧 那我现在要 OK. So I'm just going to
绕到大楼的前面去 walk round the front of the building now.
那是什么 What is that?
这个房间里有鬼吗 Is there a spirit in this room?
如果有的话 If there is a spirit,
不管你是善是恶 good or evil,
都请与我交流 commune with me.
给我一个征兆 Give me a sign.
你在我办公室里鬼鬼祟祟的干嘛 What are you doing snooping round in my office?
这问题很简单啊 Well, it's a simple question.
谁派你来的 Who sent you?
你是爱德维娜·肯金顿的鬼魂吗 Are you the spirit of Edwina Kenchington?
是的 Yes.
曾经是 Well, I was.
但现在不是了 Not any more.
你记得我吗 Do you remember me?
我应该记得吗 Should I?
咱们见过的 I met you.
多年以前 Years ago.
-我当时还是个小孩 -你肯定不是我以前的病人 - When I was a boy. - Well, you can't be a former patient.
你懂得遣词造句 You can form sentences.
那是万圣节的晚上 It was Halloween night.
我偷了你的盒式吊坠 I stole your locket.
噢 我记起了 Oh! I remember.
为什么那个吊坠对你那么重要 Why was it so important to you?
-你为什么会回来 -尘事未了 - Why have you come back? - Unfinished business.
是谁派你来的 Who sent you?
安德鲁斯还是斯特劳亨 Andrews, or Stroheim?
-我敢说是安德鲁斯 -我不认识你说的这些人 - My money's on Andrews. - I don't know those people.
-我的盒式吊坠在哪 -我不知道 - Where is my locket? - I don't know.
别想骗我 臭小子 Don't lie to me, boy!
你以前就偷过 现在你又回来了 You took it before and you're back here again.
-你替谁工作 -桑斯博里 - Who do you work for? - Sainsbury's.
英国连锁超市巨头
你来这里干嘛 What are you doing here?
我来找你 I came looking for you.
我只是想见一下鬼魂 I just wanted to see a ghost.
这个好办 Well, that can be arranged.
我收到一封匿名信 I received an anonymous letter,
信上说我母亲是被谋杀的 explaining that my mother had been murdered
还列出了有份害死她的人 and a list of those responsible.
我认为这是某个 I took it to be a confession
内疚不堪的人的忏悔书 from someone who could no longer bear the guilt.
是戴维 David.
"他一向是最弱的一个 再见了" "He was always the weakest link goodbye."
节目台词
不是戴维寄的 It wasn't David.
-是我 -妈咪 - It was me. - Mummy!
你不会相信我刚才看到了什么 You won't believe what I've just seen...
天啊 发生什么事了 Oh, my God, what happened?
是肯金顿 她开枪射了我 Kenchington. She shot me.
她还没死 She's not dead.
什么 来 我们会得救的 What? Come on, we'll get help.
妈咪 Mummy!
看呀 Look!
你个蠢货 You idiot!
-就这么多了吗 -是的 夫人 - And this is all of it? - Yes, ma'am.
-死了几个人 -四个 - How many dead? - Four dead,
包括片尾那两个 还有两个伤势严重 including those two. And two more critical.
真是一团糟 What a mess.
你最好告诉我 你找到它了 Please tell me we found it?
没有 夫人 没找到 No, ma'am. No sign.
-少了它 我们无法进行下去了 -我知道 夫人 - Well, we can't proceed without it. - I know, ma'am.
那就给我找回来 凯文 So deal with it, Kelvin.
我们不能有头没尾 We can't have any loose ends.
是 夫人 Yes, ma'am.
-抱歉 夫人 我想拿回文件 -什么 - Sorry, ma'am, I just need to get the file back. - What?
我能把文件拿回来吗 Um. Can I get the file back, please?
我正在烧呢 I'm burning it!
那是我们唯一的副本 夫人 我们还用得上的 That is our only copy, Ma'am. We do definitely need it.
该死的... Oh, for fuck's...
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能帮我保管一件东西吗 Will you look after something for me?
我们离发表之日不远了 We are very close to making our presentation.
我想我们可能有生命危险 I think our lives might be in danger.
你好 华而不实玩具屋 Hello. Hoytie Toyties.
这一刻到了 凯文 祝我好运吧 This is it, Kelvin. Wish me luck.
不能有头没尾 记住 凯文 No loose ends. Remember, Kelvin.
凯文 我需要那个吊坠 Kelvin. I need that locket!
就没一件事是简单明了的 是吧 Nothing's ever straightforward, is it?