好啦 安静 安静 -Alright. Quiet down, quiet down.
行 谁给新来的朋友介绍一下水球 Alright, so for the new guys, water polo -
是个什么东西 What is it?
有人吗 Anybody?
一项运动 -A sport?
能再具体点吗 Can you be more specific?
-全接触 哇喔 -可以了 -Full contact. Whoo-whoo! -Okay
还有其他人吗 -Anyone else?
还有吗 What else?
就 在水里 -I mean, it's in the water.
哎哟 -D'oh!
来吧 各位 还有谁 -Come on, guys. Anyone else?
你怎么样 中间这位 What about you, in the middle?
什么 我吗 -What? Me?
-对 -额 好吧 -Yeah. -Uh, yeah.
额 Yeah. No. Um..
这主要跟是否能齐心协力有关 It's just about working together,
就像是 uh, like,
一个大家庭之类的 as one big family or whatever.
哎哟 D'oh!
还有吗 -What else?
额 不 额 -Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No. Um...
-多沟通 -别粘球 -Communication. -Don't hog the ball.
好吧 -O...kay.
我们要沟通 -We have communication.
-咱们有 -能拿住球 We have.. -Ball handling.
很好 非常好 -Very good, very good, very good.
哦 真机灵 很不错 Oh, so very smart. Very good, very good.
哈哈哈 真牛啊 Ha-ha-ha. Very good.
额 你知道 -Uh, you know,
只允许在这儿待一刻钟 you're only supposed to be in here for 15 minutes.
只有一刻钟哦 Um, only 15 minutes
在训练营的第一天 还活着 -First day of camp.Still breathing
-挺不错的对吧 -是 Pretty good, huh? Yeah. -No. Yeah, yeah
挺好的 Good.
我刚才跟你妈妈聊过了 -So I spoke to your mom earlier.
不用担心 她是个好人 No cause for concern. She's a nice lady.
就是聊了几句 Just having a cha
她说你们刚从波士顿搬来 She said you guys had just moved from Boston.
-对 -大老远的 -Yeah. -Yeah, that's a big move.
挺刺激的 害怕吗 Should be exciting. Scary?
我记得 我是10岁那年搬到的圣地亚哥 You know, I remember, uh, moved to San Diego when I was 10
感觉就像踏上了另一个星球 懂吗 and that was like stepping onto another planet, you know?
总之 我是想要你明白 我不仅是你的教练 Anyway, I just wanted you to know I'm your coach,
还是在你愿意聊天时的倾听者 but I'm also here if you wanted to, you know, talk.
我知道这会让你有些不知所措 I know this whole thing could be a little daunting, you know?
-好吗 -谢谢 Okay? -Thank you.
走吧 -Go.
对了 得填一下这张愚蠢的表格 Alright, now we got to fill in this stupid form.
额 “我今年夏天结束前的目标是 Uh, "My goals by the end of the summer
空白 空白 空白” are to blank, blank, and blank."
我勒个去 -Holy shit.
显然是他妈的珠穆朗玛峰啊 Obviously fucking Everest.
-...降落伞 -要是你想靠这玩意儿飞走 -...parachute. -If you try to fly off that,
你他妈就死定了 you're fucking dead.
行 药味不错 -Yeah, medicine tastes good.
所有樱桃和葡萄类水果都带着点药味 -Any cherry and grape kind of both taste like medicine.
从珠穆朗玛峰跳下去啊 哥们儿 -...Jumping off fucking Everest, dude.
我就这意思 -That's what I'm fucking saying.
这他妈是我这辈子 -This is the dumbest fucking argument
听过的最蠢的论调 I've ever heard in my entire fucking life.
你干嘛非得整些这个 .Yeah. Why did you even make that?
不好意思 抱歉 -Excuse me.Sorry.
抱歉 Sorry.
你是不是嗑药了 -Are you on something?
你明知道其他口味都比葡萄味好吃 You know any other flavor is better than grape.
好吧 好吧 -Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
等一下 Hold on.
大家都喜欢葡萄 Everybody likes grape.
你倒是给我找出个不喜欢的人来 You tell me one person who doesn't like it.
已经有一个了 -I've got one.
你是更愿意食物永远滚烫 Would you rather your food always be hot
永远没办法习惯这种温度 and you never get used to it,
还是愿意失去两个膝盖 it's always hot, or have no knees?
-食物没膝盖啊 -没有膝盖吗 -Food has no knees. -No knees?
-你的膝盖已经没了 -你就没膝盖 -Your knees, they're gone. You don't have knees.
-没有膝盖吗 -额 等等 -No knees? -Uh, wait.
-我膝盖都没了 -是跟辣椒一样辣吗 -I'd have no knees. -So hot like spicy?
-食物本来就没有膝盖 -不 不 听我说 -Food already has no knees. -No, no. Listen.
-我甚至都没 -好吧 那你更愿意 -I didn't even ---Okay, so would you rather -
选A的话 -Would you would you guys rather A,
你们每次高潮的时候 every time you have an orgasm,
破嘴合唱团的《All Star》就会自动播放 the song "All Star" by Smash Mouth plays,
还是选B 每次放破嘴合唱团《AII Star》的时候 or B, every time the song "All Star" by Smash Mouth plays,
你们都会高潮 you guys have an orgasm.
-选B啊 -去他妈的破嘴合唱团 -B. -Yo, fuck Smash Mouth
选A会是什么样的情况 -How does it play in the A situation?
就像有个小巧但声音强劲的收音机 -On like a small but, like, decently powerful boom box
在你高潮时神奇地出现 that just magically appears when you orgasm.
-还是选B吧 -选A -Still B. -A.
-去他妈的破嘴合唱团吧 -选A -Fuck Smash Mouth. -A.
等等 过程中整首歌都会播放着 还是可以暂停 -So wait, does the entire song play or can you make it stop?
整首都放 -The entire song
-选B -还是选A -Still B. -Still A.
你刚才说什么 -What'd you just say?
-什么 -你刚才是说能不能“汤”下来吗 -What? -You said can you make it "sop"?
没有啊 -No.
你刚才就这么说的 -What'd you just say, then?
-没什么 -他说的是能让它停下来 Nothing. -He said can you make it stop.
-他没这么说 -他说了 -No, he didn't. -Yes, he did.
没有 -He didn't.
什么 -What?
你说「停」 -Say stop
什么 我不要 为什么 -What? No. Why?
你说不出来咯 -You can't say it.
谁能连「停」都不会说啊 -Yo, who can't say stop?
我 我可以啊 -Yes, I-I can.
那就说吧 -Okay, then say it.
等等 等等 各位 你们是愿意 -Um, wait, wait, so, guys, would you rather -
-说啊 -额 -Say it. -Um..
-说啊 -好啦 你们是愿意 -Say it. -Okay, would you rather -
哥们儿 他说不出来的 -Bro, he can't say it
看他多不情愿啊 See how he doesn't want to say it?
赶紧说啊 Then say it
-说 说 -好吧 好吧 Say it! Say it! -Okay, okay, okay,
汤 汤 Sop, sop, sop, sop.
-“汤”吗 -真是“汤’ -"Sop"?! -"Sop"!
是“停” -"Stop."
停 停 -Stop. Stop! Stop!
你们不觉得这些胡萝卜味道怪怪的吗 -Do you guys think these carrots taste weird?
哦 该死 -Oh, shit!
是瘟疫 瘟疫 -The Plague! The Plague!
哇喔 -Whoa
说真的 最后有一股汽油味儿 -Frankly, they have kind of a gasoline-like aftertaste
倒也不是很难吃 But not in a bad way, per se.
-太刺鼻了 -走 快走 Certainly pungent. -Go, go, go
对我来说还算正常 They taste normal to me
-直升机上可没有降落伞 -傻逼 -No parachute on the helicopter. -Yo, soppy.
你会说“意大利面”吗 Can you say pasta?
-意大利面 -意大利面 -Pasta.-Pasta.
-我跟你说了 -什么 -I told you. -Huh? Yeah, that's -
就是 只能选一个 Exactly. Can only choose one.
你是想口交但可以做爱 Would you rather suck a dick but you can have sex,
还是 不口
但永远也不能做爱 but you can never have sex again.
-不会吧 永远不能做爱是什么鬼 -怎么了 -No, never have sex again? -What's up?
该死 什么事 -Damn. What's good?
额 我就是听说你是前辈 -Uh, I just -I heard you're a vet.
-前辈是什么 -就 -What is a vet? -Uh, like -
就是说上一期你就来了 Like you were here last session.
哦 对 -Oh, yeah, I was.
我本该只参加第一期的 I was supposed to just stay for first session
可我爸搞错了 把两期的钱都付了 but my dad fucked up and paid for both,
又退不了款 所以我只能留下 and he couldn't get a refund, so I had to stay.
他意识到的时候都快气疯了 He was so pissed when he realized.
你们真该看看他当时的表情 老天爷 You should have seen his face. Holy shit.
其他都有谁啊 -Uh, who are the others?
-前辈吗 我 罗根 -怎么了 -Vets? Me, Logan.. -What's up?
马特 你可以回去了 -...Matt. You can go
什么一蒂基和伊莱 -What? -Ticky and Eli
伊莱是前辈吗 -Eli's a vet?
可惜是的 -Sadly
我不知道 我就 -I don't know, I just...
觉得你应该球技很有长进了吧 thought you're supposed to, like, improve or something.
只有试试才知道 -Only if you try.
-喂 朱利安 -怎么了 -Yo, Julian. -What?
这什么情况 跟玩抢椅子游戏似的 -Uh, so what's with the whole, like, musical chairs-y thing?
什么 -What
-比如午饭的时候 -哦 瘟疫吗 -Uh, like at lunch with.. -Oh, the Plague?
伊莱得了瘟疫 Eli's got the Plague.
哥们儿 这可不是开玩笑 你听说过麻风病吗 It's not funny, bro. You ever heard of leprosy?
伊莱有麻风病吗 -Eli's a leper?
麻风病人并非真实存在 却存在与之类似的病 -Lepers aren't real, but similar
没有官方诊断结果的 There's no official prognosis,
我们都叫它瘟疫 so we call it the Plague.
这些可不是普通的痘痘 Like, those aren't regular pimples.
这些是瘟疫疙瘩 这叫作瘟疫脸 Those are Plague pimples. That's a Plague face.
哥们儿 我跟你讲哈 Like, I'm telling you, bro,
几周前他脸上连颗痘都没有 he didn't have pimples a few weeks ago.
就是有了瘟疫之类的玩意儿 That's some Plague shit right there.
几天以后 A few days later,
他浑身都起了可怕的红疹子 he gets a freaky ass rash all over his body.
你们觉得他为什么总穿这件衣服 Like, why do you think he wears that shirt all the time?
你们以为这是什么新潮流吗 You think that's a fashion statement?
不是的 哥们儿 Nah, bro,
是被瘟疫逼得 that's some Plague shit.
接着 它会攻击神经系统 Next thing, it infects the nervous system.
破坏运动功能 breaks down motor skills.
你撞到东西 就会绊倒自己 You bump into some things, trip over yourself.
你会开始犯错 You start dropping shit
眼神交流或正常对话 Normal things like eye contact
这类基本能力 or the ability to hold a regular conversation
都不复存在 just goes out the window.
你的大脑会变成婴儿吃的糊糊 Turns your brain to baby food.
脑子没了 什么也就没了 No brain, no nothing
我的意思是 他是不是 So, I mean, shouldn't he
该去看医生啊 shouldn't he, like, see a doctor?
他去过 确诊了疱疹之类的东西 -I mean, he has. It's like herpes.
无药可救 No cure for him.
所以就跟传染病一样吗 - -it's like conta
的确难以置信 但这病只能通过接触传播 -Incredibly, but only through touch
所以如果你暴露在 So if you're exposed..
哥们儿 你得赶紧去洗个澡了 Oh, man, you just gotta wash yourself like stat.
怎么 是觉得太冷了吗 汤哥 -What? Too cold for you, Soppy?
-不啊 挺好 -“不啊 挺好’ -Uh, no. It's good. -"No, it's, um, good."
汤哥 你泡妞都没资格 Soppy, you get no bitches.
汤哥 你哪儿人 Soppy, where are you from?
-额 “波斯顿” -什么 -Um, "Boson." -Huh?
-“波斯顿”-“波斯顿” -"Boson." -"Boson"?
他刚才说的啥 Like, what did he just say?
“波斯顿”吗 是波士顿 "Boson"? Boston.
-你在“波斯顿”混啊 -“波斯顿” -You "boson" around? -"Boson.'
他发不出T的音来 He can't pronounce the T.
嘿 这是伊莱坐的位置 -Yo, yo, that's where Eli was sitting.
他已经被感染了 Like, he's infected.
他传染性好强 -He's contagious!
杰克得了瘟疫 Jake's got the Plague!
杰克得了瘟疫 杰克得了瘟疫 Jake's got the Plague! Jake's got the Plague!
杰克得了瘟疫 Jake's got thePlague!
杰克 杰克 杰克 瘟疫 Jake, Jake, Jake, Plague!
杰克得了瘟疫 Jake has the Plague!
我还好好的吧 -Am I good?
切尔西·西蒙尼 -Chelsea Simone.
凯特·富尔顿 -Kate Fulton.
谢莉·王 -Shelly Wong.
梅莉·雪莉 -Smelly Shelly?
哥们儿 你就是对亚洲人情有独钟 -Bro, I swear you're all about the Asians.
给我闭嘴 -Dude, shut up!
看 我就偏爱亚洲混血 -See, I'm all about the half-Asians.
混了哪儿的血 -Which half?
-我不知道 左半边吗 -什么 -I don't know, the left half? -What?
润肤露在哪儿 -Where that Lubriderm at?
我给蒂基了 -I gave it to Ticky.
你怎么这么爱用润滑剂 -Why are you such a lube hog?
汤哥 你在想什么呢 -Soppy, what are you thinking about right now?
快点 老实交代 Come on, spit it out.
额 -Um,
我在想之前看到的那个女孩 I'm just thinking about this girl I saw earlier.
-好吧 -什么姑娘 -Okay. -What girl?
-小妞儿 -她住加拿大吗 -Puss-ay. -She live in Canada?
颜射 -Bukkake.
谁给这哥们儿整点润滑剂 -Yo, someone get this man some lube.
跟我讲讲她吧 Yo, tell me about her.
我们都想听 We all want to hear it.
汤哥 -Soppy.
额 -Um,
我正想像着 I'm picturing her
她站在淋浴间里 standing in the shower,
给自己洗澡 washing herself.
好吧 -Okay.
突然 她 -Suddenly she..
开始 抚摸自己 Starts, like, rubbing herself
然后 and...
她跟我说 she tells me how, like...
她下面有多湿 wet she is.
哦 该死 汤哥 这可太带劲儿了 -Ooh, damn, Soppy. That's some hardcore shit.
我快射了 -I'm close.
别停 Don't stop.
然后 -And, um...
我射了 -I just came.
我没骗你 我也射了 -I'm not gonna lie, so did I.
额 抱歉 -Uh, sorry.
我也射了 I did too. So.
一样 -Same.
我感觉我永远都结不了婚了 -I don't think I'll ever get married.
-什么 -可能五十岁能结吧 -What? -Maybe when I'm like 50.
成千上万的海盗在海上集结 -Millions of pirates swarming the sea.
你爸现在都六十了吧 -Your dad's like 60 right now?
扯什么淡呢 -What are you talking about?
要是海盗不喝香槟怎么办 -What if pirates don't drink champagne, though?
如果他们光会“哦哦哦”的喊怎么办 What if they just say "Oh, oh, oh, oh"?
你在干嘛 -What are you doing?
什么叫我在干嘛 -What do you mean, what am I doing?
那是海盗的暗号 蠢货 That's the pirate call, stupid.
那才不是海盗的暗号 -That's not a pirate call.
就是海盗的暗号 那你 -It is a pirate call. So tell me -
-那你告诉我那是什么 -哥们儿 就像是维京人的战吼 Tell me what that is then. -That's like a Viking call, bro.
-什么是维京人 -那个 就 -What is a Viking? -Well, it's like a -
-就是 -类似一个古老的村庄 -It's like a ---Like a old village --
-对 -一个海盗说“嗨 伙计 Yeah. -A pirate's "Arr, matey.
哦 我的天呐 哥们儿 -Oh, my God. Holy shit, dude.
该死你没事吧 Fuck! Are you okay?
一个不小心 现在好多了 -Had a boo boo. Now it's better.
天呐哥们儿 -Oh, my God, dude.
你怎么 How did you -
你怎么做到的 How did you do that?
你永远都不会懂的凡人 -Thou shalt never know, mortal.
等等快走走 -Wait. Go, go, go, go.
你唯一擅长的就是用这个 -The only thing you do good is to use it.
火烧旺点 -Light that up.
在喷射 喷出来了 -It's squirting, it's squirting.
哇喔 -Whoo! Yeah!
你唯一擅长的就是用这个 -The only thing you do good is to use it.
什么玩意儿 -What the fuck?
音乐呢马特 -Yo, where's the music at, Matt?
你为什么干啥啥不行 -Why are you so terrible at everything?
来吧 -Come on.
谢谢来吧 -Gracias. Here we go.
这可不是你女朋友 哥们儿 That's not your girlfriend, bro.
我勒个去 -Holy shit!
什么鬼 -What the fuck?
哥们儿快洗洗吧 -Dude, wash that shit.
你得去洗洗 -You gotta wash.
-把胳膊搓干净 -快搓 -Scrub that fucking arm. -Scrub it.
他还在不停的洗 不停的洗 -And he's scrubbing some more, and he's scrubbing some more.
汤哥 你是疯了吧 -Yo, Soppy, you crazy.
太疯狂了 太牛掰了 -That was crazy. That was great.
我跟你讲关键都在水下的较量 -I'm telling you, it's all about the below-water game.
这才是专业人士与业余爱好者的分水岭 That separates the pros from the amateurs.
我听说奥运会上 -I heard in the Olympics
选手都会剃掉阴毛 that they, like, shave their pubes
这样其他人就没法在水下拽住他们了 so people can't pull them off underwater.
对头 -Yep.
-相当野蛮 -是 -That's savage. -Yeah.
我哥说你必须留长指甲 My brother says you have to have long fingernails.
可以挠别人 You can scratch guys.
秘诀就是保持指甲顺滑 但要留得稍微长一点 So the secret is keep them smooth, but kind of long.
裁判检查完毕后 After they've been approved,
再把它们咬出小尖角就行 just bite them into little points.
你哥是搞专业的吗 -Is your brother like a pro?
他才十八岁 可是普林斯顿和布朗大学 -I mean, he's only 18, but Princeton and Brown
争他都快争破头了 are basically in a death match over him, so.
见鬼 -Damn.
汤哥被迷住了 Soppy got game.
是吧汤哥 Right, Sop?
上一期有个叫查理的家伙 -This guy Charlie, last session,
就是他传染给的伊莱 he's the one who gave it to Eli.
他已经到了没办法 Got to the point where he couldn't even
连贯说话的地步了 hold a coherent conversation.
不得不早早回家了 He had to go home early
他现在还好吧 -Is he okay now?
我得到的最新消息是 他最后被关进了一家精神病院 -Last I heard, he was in some mental institution.
整天都在玩积木 He spends his days playing Jenga.
不要忘记在日历上标注日期 -Don't forget to mark your calendars.
万众期待的夏季舞会即将在主体育馆举行 The highly anticipated summer soiree dance for all camps
所有训练营均可参与 is coming up in the main gymnasium.
今年的主题是海底世界 This year's theme is Under the Sea.
我们会有现场DJ游戏活动 We'll have a live deejay, games...
奇多脆条 -Cheetos.
不多力多滋薯片 No, Doritos.
就奇多脆条 No, Cheetos.
-我不会成为邪恶的西斯 -但西斯就是邪恶的 -I wouldn't be an evil Sith. -But Sith are evil.
人物皆出自《星球大战》
不他们只是拥有更少 -No, they just have less -
不不不他们就是邪恶的 -No, no, no, no, no, they're evil.
-不对 我可以 -他们都是彻头彻尾的恶魔 -No. I could ---They're just straight-up evil
我就能让大多数西斯成为好人 -I could turn the majority of Siths into good people.
-你办不到 -我可以 -No, you can't. -Yeah, I would
-他们可能会杀了你-不我能办到 They'd probably just kill you. -No, I would -
-否则达斯·维德会杀了你 -我会潜入到他们的内部 -Or Darth Vader would kill you. -I would infiltrate them,
确保他们全都变成好人 and I would make sure that they all became good.
是伊莱 -It's Eli.
他硬了 哥们儿 He's hard, bro.
我勒个去 我靠 他硬了 yo! Holy shit!
我勒个去 我靠 他硬了 -Holy shit, yo! Holy shit! He's hard.
-他勃起了 -他他妈竟然硬了 He's got a boner. -He's fucking hard.
牛逼啊 -Yeah! Yeah!
竟然他妈的勃起了 -Fucking boner.
竟然他妈的勃起了 ucking-bon
-伊莱硬了 -嘿 -Yo, Eli's hard.-Hey.
到池子里去 In the pool, now.
-赶紧-喂 Come on. -Yo!
伊莱硬了 伊莱硬了 伊莱硬了 -Eli's hard, Eli's hard, Eli's hard.
你们多大了 -How old are you guys?
问你们呢 It's a question
-多大 -13岁 How old? -13
-12.岁 -13岁 -12.-13
-12岁-12岁 -12.R-12.
-12岁 -12岁 -12.-12.
13岁和12岁 13 and 12.
够大了 Old enough.
够大了 Well, old enough.
你的行为非常欠妥 Your actions are not neutral
你们当中有没有人哪怕只是一次停下来思考过 I mean, did any of you, even once stop and think
“如果换成是我 我会作何感受” "How would I feel if that were me?'
你们在一众女生面前被叫出来 And you were called out in front of the girls
还被人指指点点嘲笑取笑 and pointed at and laughed at for something
而这一切 我敢保证 是你们根本无法掌控的局面 that I swear to God, you got no control over.
罗根 Logan.
罗根 oga
罗根 Logan
-我想我会感觉很不舒服 -哦 -I guess I'd feel bad. -D'oh!
你感觉会不舒服 -You guess you would feel bad.
是那个点燃火柴的家伙说的 Says the guy that lit the match.
我刚才是开玩笑的 -I was just joking.
你觉得这很好笑吗 -So you think it's funny?
不 -No
杰克你呢 -Jake, what about you?
-你觉得好笑吗 -我是说 Do you think it was funny? -I mean...
-好笑吗 -有点吧 -Was it? -Kind of, yeah
“有点吧” "Kind of, yeah."
为什么呢跟我们解释下呗你为什么觉得好笑 -Why? Explain to us. Why do you think it was funny?
首先 他的鸡鸡勃起了 -Well, for one, his dick was hard.
那我问问你 -Let me ask you this
你有没有在很多人面前感到过羞愧 Have you ever been shamed in front of a group?
-极度羞愧的那种有 Like, deeply, deeply shamed? -Mnh-mnh.
就是你正在做的 That's exactly what you're doing right now.
听我说 -Listen to me
你多大了13岁是吧 So you're what, 13?
-12岁 -好12岁 -12. Yeah. -12.
而你却在做像看「瘪四与大头蛋」的五岁小孩 And you're laughing at the stupidest,
所能做出的最愚蠢最幼稚的行为 most juvenile 5-year-old "Beavis and Butthead" kind of -
五岁小孩会看「瘪四与大头蛋」吗 -5-year-olds'watch "Beavis and Butthead"?
嘿给你两秒钟把你开心的笑容收回去 -Hey! You have two seconds to wipe that smile off your face.
否则你们所有人 都会被杰克连累 Or all of you, because of Jake,
要到烈日下连续做俯卧撑一整天 are going to be doing burpees in the sun all day.
我可不是在说笑1 I'm not even joking. One..
好了 Okay.
鸡鸡 Penis.
继续 否则我们一整天就只干这个了 -Pick it up or we do it all day.
继续 Pick it up.
三圈 还剩两圈 Three laps. Two to go.
他这是在干嘛 哥们儿 -What is he doing, bro?
我不知道 有点像 某种幻想吧 -Some kind of, like, I don't know, fantasy maybe?
你能别这样了吗 -Can you, like, "sop" doing that?
“你能「汤」这样了吗” -"Can you, like, 'sop' doing that?"
给我舔鸡巴 汤哥 Suck my dick, Soppy.
-你自己舔去吧 -那根本不可能 -Suck your own dick. -That's not even possible.
-能 -不可能 -Yes, it is. -No, it's not.
是有可能的 -Yes, it is.
迈克·格里斯沃尔德一直说可以 Mike Griswold does it all the time.
-他没有 -他有 -No, he doesn't. -Yes, he does.
-怎么可能 -什么叫怎么可能 -How? -What do you mean, how?
那人有双关节就这么简单 The man is double jointed. End of story.
你是素食主义者吗 Are you a vegetarian
-是 -为什么啊 -Yeah.-Why?
我就是替动物感到难过 -Well, I guess I just feel bad for the animals.
你不介意它长了三条舌头吗 就那种 -Would you care if it's like a three-tongued, like, cow
浑身脏兮兮恶心的奶牛 that's, like, all gross and shit?
你觉得呢汤哥 -Yeah. Would you, Soppy?
我还是感觉有点难过 -I'd still feel bad.
你不能因为某头奶牛与众不同就随意杀害 You know, you can't just go around killing innocent cows
这样做是不对的 just because they're different.
你是怎么忍住不咬一口的 -How could you not want to bite this?
你难道一点都不会觉得难过吗 -You just don't feel bad? Like, at all?
它有三个舌头并不是它的错 It's not its fault it has three tongues.
冷静点汤哥你这是怎么了紧张兮兮的 -Chill, Soppy. Why are you spazzing?
-我没有 -“我没有 -I'm not. -"I'm not.
它有三个舌头并不是它的错” It's not its fault it has three tongues."
给你两秒钟把你开心的笑容收回去 -"You have two seconds to wipe that smile off your face.
两秒”
你能再具体点吗 -Can you be more specific?
你能再具体点吗 你能再具体点吗 Can you be more specific? Can you be more specific?
你去哪儿 -Where you going?
卫生间 -Bathroom.
疯牛病 -Mad cow disease.
伊莱你好 -Yo, Eli. What's up?
你觉得咱们在这里待多久了 Um, how long do you think we've been in here for?
明胶 -Gelatin.
什么 -What?
你把这个跟粉底化妆品混在一起 -You mix it in with foundation makeup
然后倒到一个硅胶模具里 and pour it in a silicone mold.
然后你画出更多的细节 最后再处理血迹 Then you paint more detail and do the blood last.
你在说什么呢 -What are you talking about?
为了为了这个把戏 -For the --For the trick
-哦-对 -Oh! -Yeah.
说实话要是买血 Frankly, for the blood,
最好别从商店里买 it's important you don't buy the store stuff.
要么用玉米糖浆和食用色素做 Either make it with corn syrup and food coloring
要么下次割伤自己时留出点 or save yourself some next time you cut yourself.
你会这么做吗 -You do that?
对 你只需要把玉米糖浆倒进碗里 -Yeah, you just put the corn syrup into a bowl
再加点食用色素 and add the food coloring.
有时候我喜欢加点水 Sometimes I like to add a bit of water
-这样就不会太粘稠 -额 不 just so it's not too viscous. -Uh, no.
你 你会割伤自己吗 You --You cut yourself?
小把戏一个 -Tiny pricks.
能让人舒缓身心 It's soothing.
如同一场声音的沐浴 Like a sound bath. Look.
你不应该这么做的 -You shouldn't do that.
为什么 -Why?
因为这么做不好 -Because it's bad.
有时我会把指甲狠狠掐进拇指里 直到流血 Sometimes I dig my nails into my thumb till it bleeds.
你不是本地人吧 -You're not from here, right?
额 -Um..
我妈在媒体峰会上认识了一个男人 My mom met some guy at a media summit.
叫菲尔额 Phil. Um..
他们搞在了一起 And they had an affair,
她就离开了我爸 and she left my dad.
我以前住在波士顿 I used to live in Boston.
基本上我们算是被连根拔起 So basically, we just, like, uprooted.
额所以 Um, so it's been..
或有点怪怪的 It's been kind of weird.
你喜欢你妈吗 -Do you like your mom?
她是我妈 -She's my mom.
你有没有想过 在她人生中某个时刻 -You ever think about the fact that at some point in her life
也经历过第一次口交 she had to give head for the first time?
哎哟 你谁啊你 -Ew, no. Who are you?
我们想要 我们有需求 -We wants it. We needs it.
我们必须拥有珍视之物 We must have the precious.
他们从我们身上偷走了它 They stole it from us.
模仿《指环王》中的咕噜
我勒个去 -Holy shit.
狡猾的霍比特人 -Wicked tricksy hobbitses.
愚蠢的胖霍比特人 Stupid fat hobbitses.
你是愿意操狗但无人知晓 -Would you rather fuck a dog and no one ever knows about it
还是并没操但所有人都以为你操狗了 or not fuck a dog but everyone thinks you fucked a dog?
我选操狗 -Fuck a dog. I think.
那很邪恶了 -That's evil.
你去看过医生了吧 -Hey, uh, you've talked to a doctor, right?
他们给了我这瓶药膏 -They gave me this cream,
可我感觉越抹情况越糟 but I think it might be making it worse.
额需要我帮忙吗 -Um, do you need a hand or..?
我不想传染你 -I don't want to infect you.
什么意思 What do you mean?
这个瘟疫 -With the Plague.
你不会真的相信这套吧 -You don't actually believe in that, do you?
哦 -Oh!
你们是在逗着玩吗 -Uh, are you guys, like, joking?
相当好笑 Very funny.
好了 你们可以 你可以打住了 -Okay, you can -you can stop now.
杰克告诉了所有人你得了瘟疫 -Jake told everyone you have the Plague.
根本没这事 -It's, like, not even a thing.
他说你给伊莱做了背部按摩 -He said you gave Eli a backrub.
完全子虚乌有的事 -Yeah, that's totally untrue. So.
说你用了香薰精油 薰衣草之类的东西 -Said you used scented oils or something like lavender.
你知道根本没有瘟疫这回事吧 -You know the Plague is fake, right?
对蠢死了 -Yeah. It's dumb.
你忘带你的护目镜了 You forgot your goggles.
谢谢 -Thanks.
我没得瘟疫 -I don't have the Plague.
什么 -What?
你告诉大家我得了瘟疫 -You told everyone I have the Plague.
-我没说 -你说了 我知道你说了 -No, I didn't. -Yes, you did. I know you did.
我提供了线索 -I provided the dots.
可我也阻止不了别人把这些联系起来 I can't help if others connect them.
什么线索 -The dots?
-给伊莱按摩背部 -那不是 -Giving Eli a back rub. -That's not -
那不是背部按摩 -It wasn't a back rub.
好吧 -Okay.
要是我说你妈是个脱衣舞娘 -How would you feel if I told everyone
你会作何感想 your mom's, like, a stripper?
-困惑-困惑吗 -Confused.-Confused?
我会感觉相当困惑 -I'd feel really fucking confused.
为什么 -Why?
因为我妈已经死了 -'Cause my mom's dead.
这不好笑 -That's not funny.
没开玩笑 -I'm not joking.
我没做错任何事 -There's nothing wrong with me.
好吧 -Okay.
根本就没有瘟疫这回事 -The Plague is fake.
行 -Okay
那你能告诉大家我什么事都没有吗 -So can you please tell everyone that I'm good?
你不都说是假的了嘛 -I thought you said it's fake.
是假的 -I mean, it is.
对吧 Right?
也许你没得 -Maybe you don't have it.
你在那以后洗手了吗 Did you wash your hands after?
-什么以后 -背部按摩 -After what? -The back rub.
那根本就不是背部按摩 -It wasn't a back rub.
他需要人帮忙抹药膏 He needed help with his rash cream
好吧 -Okay.
你为什么要这样对我 -Why are you doing this to me?
对你什么样 -Doing what?
-跟所有人说我得了瘟疫 -哥们儿 得了吧 -Telling everyone that I have the Plague. -Bro, come on.
不要被别人的看法影响到自己 Don't let what other people think decide who you are.
这是什么幸运饼干上写的吗 -What is that, like a fortune cookie?
丹尼斯·罗德曼说的 -Dennis Rodman.
美国著名篮球运动员
我洗了两遍 -Well, I washed my hands twice.
这就说明我没得 好吧 That means I don't have it, right?
她身上有股怪味 闻起来像脚臭 -She does not smell good. She smells like a foot.
她没有 No, she doesn't.
也许是因为我在她眼里太重要了 -Yeah, maybe because I was up in her eyes.
你屁都不算 -You were not up in anything.
给你带了美味的小点心 -Brought you some tasty morsels.
有薯条 热狗 彩虹糖 Got fries there, a hot dog, Skittles..
还有软糖熊 gummy bears.
谢谢 -Thanks.
这小子 尼克·辛西加利 -This kid, Nick Sinsigali,
在咱们去纽约看《悲惨世界》前 he put laxatives in my thermos before our trip to New York
他居然往我的保温杯里放泻药 可是巴士上根本没有厕所 所以 to see "Les Mis," and the bus didn't have any bathrooms, so..
是的 Yeah.
我妈不得不去接我 My mom had to come pick me up.
我其实特别喜欢《悲惨世界》 It sucks 'cause I actually really like "Les Mis."
-行 -我看见你去跟一个女孩说话 -Yeah. -I saw you went and talked to a girl
结果你僵在了那里 还说你喜欢菠萝 and you froze up and you said you liked pineapple.
至少我跟罗根都有女孩追 -Exactly. At least me and Logan have girls.
你们根本没人追 好吧 -No, you guys don't have shit. Alright.
-反正 -闭嘴 Well, either --Yo. -Shut up.
要么你能得到 你能得到 -Either you can get --You can get..
-就一件事 -我曾经跟玛格丽特做过 -The only thing. -Well, I have been inside Marguerite.
各位 -Well, you guys -
第二阶段 运动技能 -Phase two --motor skills.
没了 Gone.
嗯 -Mm!
你看 就这样面对着墙 -You see, it was like, facing the wall
-你不能盯着那条狗看 -你看到什么了 you can't look at the dog. -What do you see?
你可以弄到一个 -You could get like a...
可是你看不到那条狗的兄弟 -Yeah, but you can't see the dog, bro
-你就像她的导盲犬 -不 有只猫 -You're like her guide dog. -No. There's a cat..
你觉得汤哥在干嘛 -What do you think Soppy is doing?
这是个好问题 汤哥去哪儿了 -That's actually a great question. Where the fuck is Soppy?
之前刚给他揉过背 这次大概是在给伊莱揉肚子吧 -Probably giving Eli a belly rub this time, after the back rub.
也许他在拍别人的背 -Maybe he's giving out some back pats
拍背吗 -Back pats?
我叫汤哥 我刚射了 -My name is Soppy, and I just let it out.
汤哥 -Soppy!
最好别再做咱们那些小婊子的春梦了 -Better not be dreaming about one of our bitches.
是啊 Yeah!
哎哟汤哥 -Aww, Soppy!
-汤哥 -汤哥 -Soppy! -Soppy!
汤哥 -Soppy!
不好意思 你好 请问你有电话吗 -Excuse me. Hello? Um, do you have a phone?
-喂 -妈妈 -Hello? -Mom.
本是你吗 -Hi. Ben, is that you?
本 亲爱的 你在吗 能听到我讲话吗 Ben? Honey? Are you there? Can you hear me?
本你在吗 Ben, are you there?
在额我 -Yeah. Um, yeah, I..
我就是想问问 I was just wondering, um..
你能不能来接我 ...uh, if you could just pick me up.
亲爱的你在哪儿 -Honey, where are you?
本 亲爱的 告诉我你在哪儿 Ben, honey, tell me where you are.
跟我说你现在的位置 Tell me where you are right --
本 -Ben.
嘿 你知道我最喜欢高中哪一天吗 Hey, you know what my favorite day of high school was?
最后一天 Very last day.
讨厌死了之前有个外号 Hated it. Yeah. Had a nickname.
叫“胖妞” It was Chubz.
我从初中开始就再也没超过重 I hadn't even been overweight since middle school,
可这个绰号却如影随形 but the name followed me, and, you know,
一直萦绕在我脑海里 it was stuck in my head.
你知道吗 And then you know what?
我毕业了 I graduated...
把那一切都拋之脑后 重新开始 and I left it all behind, and I started fresh.
你明白吗 You see?
所以说你二十多岁的时候过得还不错咯 -So...your 20s were good?
额不 -Uh...ehh, no.
我是说 我心碎过 而且 No, I mean, I had my heart broken, and -
你知道我我又胖了不少 and then, you know, I --I gained some more weight,
三十磅 然后 30 pounds, and then,
我伸手去够钥匙的时候 well, then I put my back out
又把腰扭伤了 just literally reaching for a set of keys,
而医生说我永远都别想 and the doctor said I was never gonna, you know,
康复什么的 recover and whatever.
不过我是说 But, I mean, even still,
即便如此 也比我的青春期好多了 yes, it was way better than my teens.
我三十多岁 Now, my 30s...
比二十多岁强多了 better than my 20s.
看看现在的我 对吧 And now, I mean, look at me now, right?
四十多岁活力四射 40 and sporty.
那 And.
你十几岁的时候 ..your teens were better than.
-就比你人生前十年要好吗 -啧 like, your first decade? -Pshh.
绝对没有 Hell no.
那段时光是纯粹的幸福 I mean, that time is just pure bliss.
没有比那更好的日子了 I mean, nothing better than that.
这简直是史上最让人绝望的安慰 -This is like the most depressing pep talk ever.
听着 -Look, just...
做你自己就好 因为 be yourself, 'cause...
你还想怎样啊 ...then what else are you gonna be?
你就是你 很简单 You're you. It's cool.
做你自己就行 Just be yourself, man.
一切都会好起来的 It'll all work out.
我知道这都是陈词滥调 I know it's a cliché.
我不知道有没有帮上忙 -I don't know if that helps.
总之 Anyway...
我妈没吼你吧 My mom didn't yell at you, right?
她就是有点担心 -She was just concerned, that's all.
你真的吓到她了 You really scared her.
哭吧没关系 -It's okay to cry.
发泄出来 Just let it out.
哭出来 没事的 Let it out. It's cool.
她就是不太理解该如何做人处事 She just doesn't know how to, like, be a person.
有人找你麻烦吗 本 -Someone giving you a hard time, Ben?
如果他们欺负你了必须告诉我 'Cause if they are, you just gotta tell me.
你的沉默无济于事 'Cause your silence is helping no one.
不是你的话更甚 Especially not you.
是杰克吗 Is it Jake?
什么 不 不 为什么说他 -What? No. No. No, why?
行 -Okay.
好吧 Okay.
听着 像杰克这样的人 Listen, guys like Jake..
他们只是害怕罢了 they're just scared.
他们很害怕伊莱这样的人 They're terrified of guys like Eli
因为他与众不同 'cause he's different.
想知道个秘密吗 You wanna know a secret?
咱们都很与众不同 We're all different.
咱们所有人 All of us.
我甚至都想不起那些给我起“胖妞”这个外号的人 I haven't even thought about the guys
直到现在 好吧 算是想起来了 that called me Chubz until, like, right now.
事实上 In fact, right now,
他们可能此刻正绻在沙发上 they're probably sitting on a couch,
你猜怎么着 胖得跟球一样 guess what, super chubby.
好了 Alright, so...
你知道吗 You know?
你什么打算 What do you say?
跟我回去吗 Wanna take me home?
游泳课将在十分钟后开始 The swim session -starts in 10 minutes.
各位教练请务必带上防晒霜 Councilors, please make sure you bring some sunscreen.
-那是谁啊 -你明白吗 哥们儿 -Who's that? -Yeah. You see, man?
不是先有 No, came first.
-咱们想法一样 -不 是先有鸡的 -We think the same. -No, the chicken came first, yo.
咱们为什么要考虑这些 -Why are we even entertaining this?
-我不认同 -你刚才为什么说先有蛋 -I disagree. Exactly. -Why did you just say egg?
好吗 -Okay?
我不明白你为什么对他有意见 I don't see why you have a problem with him.
那是乱伦啊 哥们儿 -That's like incest, man.
不在他们的床上 -It wasn't in their bed.
他们家有个超大的浴缸 They have this, like, big bathtub
带瀑布式的出水口 with, like, a waterfall spout.
只需把屁股往侧面一滑 Just sliding your butt to the side.
把腿翘起来 哦 Pop your legs up. Ooh.
我叔叔有个按摩浴缸 -Yo, my uncle has a hot tub,
喷头简直爽歪歪 and the jets, they're amazing.
你看到了吗他有耶 -You see? He gets it.
不是一回事啦 -Not the same thing, though.
不是一样东西 -No, it is the same thing.
走进一家塔可钟 ...walking into a Taco Bell.
你去过蒙古烧烤店吗 You ever been to Mongolian Grill?
哥们儿 简直要疯 Dude, it's insane.
他们让那些人挥舞肉刀 They got guys throwing meat cleavers.
咔咔咔一顿切 It's like, chop, chop, chop, chop, toss.
“女士 您今天过得如何” 接住 "How are you doing today, ma'am?" Catch.
咔咔咔一顿切 Chop, chop, chop, chop, catch. Toss.
我一直想开一家餐厅 I've always wanted to start a restaurant
等等 也许你不会被安排在卡座就餐 Wait, maybe instead of being seated at a booth,
而是被带进私人桑拿房 you're brought to your own private sauna
然后听到这样的问候“早上好 各位 and it's like, "Good morning, folks.
欢迎光临蒸汽滋滋餐厅 Welcome to Steam N' Sizzle.
请问您要点什么”24小时营业 Can I take your order?" Open 24/7.
额 -Um...
..你有没有想过 ...do you ever think, like..
也许瘟疫并非百分百假 maybe the Plague isn't 100% fake?
当我没说 Never mind.
这个问题很蠢 That was a dumb question.
我感觉自己有点不太对劲 -I think there's something wrong with me.
你什么意思 -What do you mean?
我不知道 -I don't know.
我就是觉得哪里不对劲 I just feel something's wrong.
可是 -Yeah, but...
可是这 but that- -that's...
就是一种感觉懂吗 just a feeling, right?
其实并不是真的 Like, it -it's not... actually real.
嘿汤哥 -Hey, soppy!
嘿怎么了 -Hey. What's up?
跟瓦格斯教练聊了聊 -Talked to Daddy Wags.
如果我之前表现得很混账 I just want to say if I've been a dick or anything,
我向你道歉 you know, I'm sorry.
什么不不不 =What? No.No. No, no, no, no, no.
有个大哥哥 -Have an older brother.
我只是习惯了跟他朋友们 I'm just used to being around his friends,
在一起混 整天互相开玩笑什么的 and we just give each other shit all the time.
我根本不知道你在说什么 -Yeah, I don't even know what you're talking about.
真假 -Really?
我看到他们在跟你说话 -Well, you know, I --I saw them talking to you,
后来怎么样了 but...what happened?
我被好好教训了一顿霸凌之类的话 -You know, I got the big old lecture on bullying and stuff,
可是 but...
嗯蠢死了 -Hmmso dumb.
这是什么地方幼儿园吗 Like, what is this, kindergarten?
说不定是伊莱讲了些什么 You know, maybe Eli said something.
你这么觉得吗 -You think?
-也许吧 -可能是 Maybe. -Could be.
回头见 哥们儿 I guess I'll see you later, bro.
好 Yeah
该死啊快弄掉 Fuck! Aah! Fuck, get 'em off!
不 弄掉 不要 该死 No, get off! Stop! Fuck!
弄掉啊靠 Get off! Fuck!
不 住手 弄掉 不 No, stop! Get off! Stop! No!
不 No!
快弄掉 Get off!
住手该死 Stop! Fuck! Stop!
救命住手 Help! Stop! Stop!
住手 Stop!
见鬼 Fuck!
弄掉靠 Stop! Get off! Fuck!
停手啊 Stop! Aah! Stop!
弄掉停手啊 Get off! Stop! Aah!
见鬼 Fuck!
都弄掉 Fuck off!
-该死 哦天呐 都弄掉 -是瘟疫 Fuck! Oh, my God! Get them off! -The Plague!
瘟疫 是瘟疫 -The Plague! The Plague!
去跟瓦格斯教练告状去吧 哥们儿 Go snitch to Daddy Wags, bro.
去跟瓦格斯教练告状去吧 去跟瓦格斯教练告状去吧 Go snitch to Daddy Wags. Go snitch to Daddy Wags.
都弄掉 -Get off!
都给我弄下去 Get them off!
-你还好吗 -我们只是在闹着玩 伊莱 -You okay? -We're just messing around, Eli!
好吗 就是朋友之间开个有意思的玩笑嘛 Okay? It was a funny joke! That's what friends do.
你居然没看出来 How is that not obvious to you?!
是瘟疫 瘟疫 瘟疫 -The Plague! The Plague! Plague!
你是愿意48小时不吃饭 -Would you rather not eat for 48 hours
还是愿意跟瓦格斯教练待一天 or spend the day with Daddy Wags?
就一个我觉得没问题 -There's only one. I think it's safe.
我会选80天 -I would go for 80 days.
我会选30天又23小时 -I'd go for 30/days and 23 hours.
不 不 80小时 -No, no. 80 hours.
-就是 -嘿 -Exactly. -Hey.
给你两秒钟把你开心的笑容收回去 -Yo. "Two seconds. Wipe that grin off your face.
取消所有人的训练 Canceling practice for everybody
把所有人赶上街 哥们儿 and putting everybody on the street, dude."
什么 -What?
如果你喝水 里面就有水 所以 Then if you drink water, then it has water in it, so..
什么 -What?
上吧 加油 加油 Let's go! Go, go, go!
用力 Push!
继续前进 Keep moving!
注意 盯紧球 Heads up! Eyes on the ball!
用力用力 Push! Push! Push!
快传球 Move that ball!
传球 Press.
传球 Press!
用力用力 Push! Push!
-找个空档 -说真的 Find an open spot. -Seriously...
-这球 -都动起来 The ball.. -Move those legs!
快点动起来快 Come on! Move 'em, move 'em!
快点 Come on!
退后 -Get back!
不不不不 No, no, no, no! No! No!
-停 -传球 Stop! -Pass the ball!
-停 -传球
Stop! -Pass the ball
快点 Come on.
加油 Keep it up!
好了射门射门 -Alright, shoot, shoot, shoot!
不错啊本 -Nice, Ben.
他抓伤我了 -Hey, he fucking scratched me.
-什么 -快吹哨啊 -What? -Call it
-吹什么 -他抓我 -Call what? -The fucking scratch
你整天都在吹哨 You blow that whistle all the time,
现在对他却一声不吹 and you won't blow it on him right now?
哦 他妈的 哥们儿 吹啊 Oh, my fuck, bro! Call it!
见鬼 哥们儿 Fuck, bro.
你他妈对水球狗屁不通贱人 You don't know fucking jack shit about water polo, bitch.
嗯 Mm!
给我滚开 Get out of here!
嘿 dey
你没事吧 -You alright
-你还好吧 -哦 You okay? -Oh!
嘿 从池子里滚出去 -Hey! Get out of the pooll
赶紧 Come on
快点出去 Come on. Get out.
你在想什么呢 Huh? What are you thinking?
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谁先被撸一管谁就能拿一万块 -Hey. Whoever gets a handjob first gets 10,000.
这就是瘟疫的最明显症状了 -That's the Plague at the peak of its shit.
-伊莱 -啥事 -Eli. -Wazzup?!
你在做什么 -What are you doing?
伊莱 你在干嘛 -Eli! What are you doing?!
-本 我在跳舞 -不 伊莱 你不是在跳舞 -Ben, I am dancing. -No, Eli, you're not dancing,
因为你连舞伴都没有 because you have no one to dance with.
我正在跟波比跳 -Yes, I do. I'm dancing with Boopy.
她根本不在乎什么瘟疫 She doesn't care about the Plague.
对吧波比 Right, Boopy?
嘿住手 Hey! Stop!
你在干嘛 What are you doing?!
你在干 What are you...?!
为什么这么做 Why'd you do that?
伊莱 -Eli.
伊莱 站住 听我说 Eli, stop. Listen to me.
伊莱站住 Eli! Eli, stop!
等等 Wait!
你去哪儿 过来 站住 Where are you going? Come here! Stop!
伊莱 Eli!
你知道你的问题出在哪里吗 Do you know what your problem is?
你连试都没试过 You don't even try
你觉得自己可以随心所欲 You think that you can just be yourself
根本不在乎别人怎么想 and not give a shit what anyone thinks.
可这只在“你自己”是那种别人 But that only works when "yourself" is the kind of person
愿意亲近的人时才管用 other people want to be around.
伊莱 没人愿意跟你待在一块 Eli, no one wants to be around you.
一个人都没有 No one!
看着我 跟你说话呢 Look at me! I'm talking to you!
嘿要有眼神交流 Hey! Eye contact.
听说过吗 Ever heard of it?
你他妈的到底在搞什么鬼 What the fuck is your fucking problem?!
你知道吗总有一天 You know, one day you're gonna have to
你他妈得长大 grow the fuck up and realize it's time
该像个正常人一样做事了 to start behaving like an actual human being,
否则你就会在余下的 or you're just gonna spend the rest
悲哀人生里孤独终老 连个朋友都没有 of your miserable fucking life friendless and alone!
这就是你想要的吗 Is that what you want?!
看着我 这就是你想要的吗 Look at me. Is that what you want?
伊莱 这并不好笑 -Eli. It's not funny.
好了上车 -Alright. Get in.
行 Okay. Uh..
-他不会有事吧 -进去吧 本 -He's gonna be okay, right? -Go inside, Ben.
是吧 他不会有事的 -Right? But he's gonna be okay, right?
本 进去吧 他不会有事 -Ben, go inside! He'll be okay.
该死 Fuck!