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可能有點不一樣 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有點瘋狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不來自這地方 I ain't from round here
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時間軸： WaitinZ
我來自另一個時空 I'm from another dimension
可能有點不一樣 It's gonna get a little weird
我要好好享受時光 Gonna have a good time!
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翻譯： 劉伯溫 張之洞
我不來自這地方 I ain't from round here
我來自另一個 I'm from another
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校訂： Enpistu WaitinZ
我對彩虹傾訴 I'm talking rainbows
我和小狗聊天 I'm talking puppies
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後期： Enpistu liloelva
可能有點不一樣 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有點瘋狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不來自這地方 I ain't from round here
我來自另一個時空 I'm from another dimension!
星蝶公主 第一季第一集 Star vs. the Forces of Evil S01E01
在很遠很遠的地方 有一個魔幻世界叫妙尼王國 Far, far away in a magical land called Mewni,
那裡住著一位公主 lived a princess--
星蝶 Star Butterfly.
我沒事 I'm fine!
有些人說我莽撞 不負責任 Some people have called me reckless and irresponsible
就因為 just because...
我和怪獸打架 I fight monsters
馴服野生的獨角獸 and tame wild unicorns...
我很愛玩 I like to have fun.
今天我更要大玩特玩 And I'm about to have a whole lot more
因為今天是我十四歲生日 because today is my 14th birthday!
依照傳統 我的母親 也就是皇后 And according to tradition, my mom, the Queen,
將授予我皇族最偉大的傳家寶 has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom--
皇家魔杖 The Royal Magic Wand!
聽著 小星 Now, Star.
這根魔杖意味著巨大的責任 This wand is a big responsibility.
好 Yeah!
如果它落入邪惡勢力的手中 If it falls into the hands of Evil Forces,
宇宙將會被毀滅 the universe could be destroyed!
別擔心 母后 我會好好操控它的 Don't worry, Mom, I can handle it.
她操控不了 She can't handle it.
不 No!
我會乖乖的 拜託 I can be good! Please!
不要把我送去專門管教問題公主的聖奧加教養學院 Don't send me to Saint Olga's Reform School for Wayward Princesses!
親愛的 我們不是要送你去那兒 Sweetheart, we're not sending you there.
暫時不是 Yet.
我們要把你送到一個更安全的時空去鍛鍊 We're sending you to train in a safer dimension,
一個叫地球的地方 a place called Earth.
地球 Earth?
曼弗雷德 打開傳送門 Manfred, open the portal.
再見了 妙尼王國 Goodbye, Mewni.
你說你們來自另一個時空 So you say you're from another dimension.
你還說地球上沒有魔法哩 And you said there was no magic on Earth.
是啊 Yeah...
鬼才相信 This isn't gonna work.
她一定會愛上這裡的 She is gonna love it here!
她需要一個嚮導 She's going to need a guide.
馬可·迪亞茲速來校長辦公室 Marco Diaz to the principal's office.
噢 某人好像有麻煩了 Ooh, looks like someone's in trouble.
我想每個選我當安全小子的人 So I guess everyone who voted me Safest Kid
此刻肯定會覺得有點尷尬吧 must be feeling pretty embarrassed right about now.
要給我一張通行證嗎 Do I need a hall pass?
你到底走還是不走 Would you just go already?!
馬可 Marco!
來認識一下我校新轉來的外國交換生 I want you to meet our new foreign exchange student
星蝶 Star Butterfly!
我要找一個從不越雷池半步的人 I need a responsible never-take-chances type
來照看她 to keep an eye on her,
還有誰比你更適合呢 and who better than you?
安全小子 The safe kid!
啥 不不不 這種事我完全做不了 What?! No, no, no, I'm completely wrong for this.
我是個被誤解的壞男孩 I'm a misunderstood bad boy!
你真是可愛喲 You're adorable!
現在我要去冰淇淋店了 Now I'm off to the ice cream shop.
老子要買全五十二種口味 Daddy's getting all 52 flavors!
謝謝你帶我到處逛 安全小子 Thanks for showing me around, safe kid.
什麼 才不是 What? No.
你聽別人說我的那些話 都不是真的 Whatever you heard about me isn't true.
嗨 Hi!
我不知道別人怎麼就覺得我很安全 I don't know where people get the idea I'm so safe!
小心腳下 瓷磚鬆了 Oh, watch your step. Loose tile.
真是好笑 It's ridiculous!
小心 Careful.
你只不過在健身房洗澡時戴過一次頭盔 You wear a helmet in the gym shower one time
就要被貼上一輩子的標籤 and you're labeled for life.
小心碎玻璃 Oh, broken glass.
老實說 我喜歡冒險 Frankly, I like taking risks
期待我的生活中有一絲絲危險 and would welcome a little danger in my life...
剛剛那是啥 What the heck was that?!
我以為你期待一點點危險 I thought you wanted a little danger.
你到底是誰 Who are you?
我是一個魔法小公主 I'm a magical princess
來自另一個時空 from another dimension.
好啦 我們今天的活動告一段落 Well, that brings us to the end of our tour.
我要回家啦 I'm going home now.
再見 新朋友 Bye, new friend!
明天見 See you tomorrow.
再見 Bye!
再見 新朋友 Bye, new friend!
回頭見 See you later!
馬可 快來見見新來的外國交換生 Oh, Marco! Come meet the new foreign exchange student
她要和我們住在一塊兒 who's gonna be living with us!
什麼 我不知道他們是你的父母 What?! I had no idea these were your parents!
我還以為地球上每個人都姓迪亞茲 I just assumed everyone on Earth had the last name Diaz!
讓小星給家裡帶來些歡樂和活潑的氣氛不好嗎 Won't it be nice to have Star's upbeat, lively energy around the house?
如果我們養一窩小狗也會很活潑的 We could have gotten that from a litter of puppies.
我愛小狗狗 I love puppies!!!
它們真的好可愛 哈哈哈哈 Well, they are really cute. Ha ha ha ha!
啊 我的眼睛 哈哈哈哈 Ay! My eye! Ha ha ha ha!
馬可 還不帶小星看看她的新房間 Marco, why don't you show Star her new room?
耶 Yay!
盧多 大王 Ludo, Master.
我已經追查到了星蝶公主的下落 I've tracked down Star Butterfly.
他們把她藏在了地球時空中 They've hidden her in the Earth dimension,
無人守衛 unguarded.
幹得好 巴夫蛙 Excellent work, Buff Frog.
我就知道他們不可能把那皇家的小屁孩永遠藏起來 I knew they couldn't hide that royal brat from me for long.
魔杖將會屬於我 So the wand will be mine.
然後宇宙也會是我的 And then the universe.
再然後 And then...
實際上 要宇宙就夠了 Actually, the universe should do it.
我來了 星蝶公主 I'm coming for you, Princess Butterfly.
這是你的新房間 Here's your new room.
好吧 O-kay.
我要小小地改造一下 I can work with this.
閃閃亮亮 快快膨脹 Sparkle Glitter Bomb Expand!
啊 好多了 Ah, that's better.
要是我的房間也像這樣就好了 I wish I had a room like this.
你想要嗎 You do?
神秘小屋 變換吸入 Mystic Room Suck Transform!
吸入 吸入 Suck? Suck?!
為什麼那條咒語會有「吸入」這個詞 Why was the word "Suck" In that spell?
不知道 隨口就說出來了 I don't know. It just came out that way.
對不起 馬可 I'm sorry, Marco. Uh...
要不給你來點陽光開心點 How about a little sunshine to brighten your day?
我再也受不了了 I can't take this anymore!
你要是搬進來 我就搬出去 If you're moving in, I am moving out!
你沒事吧 Are you okay?
幸好這些仙人掌托住我了 Luckily the cactuses broke my fall.
需要幫忙嗎 Do you need any help?
不要 我沒事 Ow! I'm fine!
別煩我了 Just leave me alone!
他來了 他來了 Here he comes, here he comes.
兄弟 幫個忙 幫我把這個續滿 Hey, brother, do me a solid. Refill this for me!
他們不讓我進去 因為我濕透了 They won't let me back inside because I'm soggy!
你幫我帶了續杯嗎 Did you bring me my refill?
千萬別看他 Don't make eye contact.
如果你去我家 幫我帶點廁紙 If you come to my house, you bring toilet paper!
你在這兒幹嘛 What are you doing here?
來地球時我沒得選擇 I didn't get a choice about coming here to Earth,
要你來對付我 你也沒得選擇 and you didn't get a choice about having to deal with me.
我 I'll...
我另找一個家庭生活好了 I'll find another family to live with.
小 小星 S-- St-- Star.
星蝶公主 Star Butterfly!
我終於找到你了 At last I've found you!
盧多 Ludo!
你怎麼知道我在這兒 How did you know I was here?
你想知道嗎 Wouldn't you like to know?
想啊 所以我才問你啊 Yes, that's why I asked.
是巴夫蛙 Well, Buff Frog...
嘿 我沒必要告訴你 Hey, I don't have to tell you anything!
抓住她 Get her!
你會打架啊 You can fight?
這叫空手道 It's called karate.
空手道 Karate!
你說她沒有守衛 You said she was unguarded.
我不知道 I don't know.
彩虹重拳 Rainbow Fist Punch!
臉都快被你丟光了 You're embarrassing me.
起來 Get up!
軟糖豆迷幻霧 Jelly Bean Hallucination Mist!
這是怎麼回事 What is happening?
獨角鯨衝擊波 Mega Narwhal Blast!
你想體驗什麼花樣 盧多 You want some of this, Ludo?
不用了 No.
看看你們這幫笨蛋 You see, you morons?
這就是你們不鍛鍊的後果 This is what happens when you don't work out.
你們的肌肉像布丁一樣軟 Your muscles are like pudding.
來吧 回到傳送門裡面去 Come on. Back in the portal.
快回去 Back in the portal.
你們連撤退都像失敗者 You even retreat like losers.
我會抓住你的 星蝶公 I'll get you, Star Butterf--
好厲害 That was amazing.
我好厲害 你也好厲害 I was amazing. You were amazing.
是啊 我們很厲害 Yeah, I guess we were.
好了 我該走了 去打包我的行李 Well, I should probably go... pack my bags.
等等 Wait.
我不想讓你走 I don't want you to go.
我想讓你和我們住在一起 I want you to stay with us.
真的嗎 Really?
抱抱 Hugs!
經常會有怪物來襲擊我們嗎 Are there going to be monsters attacking us all the time?
是啊 可能吧 Yeah, probably.
太好了 All right!
聽起來充滿了危險 Sounds so dangerous.
等等 我們還是按照紅綠燈走吧 Whoa. Let's cross at the light.
好吧 狂野男孩 Okay, wild man.
好了 小星 Alright, Star...
瞧一眼這個 ...feast your eyes on this!
馬可的超級無敵玉米片 Marco's Super Awesome Nachos
三角形的食物 Ooh! Triangle food.
喲 怎麼啦 家常炸土豆 Yo, what up, home fries?
我的天哪 Oh, my gosh!
飛天公主小馬頭 Flying Princess Pony Head!
你好啊 小蝶 Oh, hello, B-Fly.
姐們兒 今晚我們要出去玩 Girl, we're going out tonight.
你準備好去當個壞女孩了嗎 Are you ready to make some bad choices?
先讓我把馬可叫醒 Let me just wake up Marco.
原來這不是個死人啊 Oh, that is not a dead person?
沒死 Not dead. Ohh...
小馬頭 這是我最好的朋友馬可·迪亞茲 Pony Head, meet my best friend Marco Diaz.
你最好的朋友 Your best friend?
不不不 地球上最好的朋友 Huh? Oh-- no, no, no. On Earth.
你是我在妙尼最好的朋友 You're my best friend on Mewni.
馬可 這就是我一直和你說起的小馬 Marco, this is the Pony I've been telling you about.
我討厭你的臉 還有 你真醜 I hate your face. Plus, you're ugly.
開玩笑的 那是個玩笑 Just kidding. That's a joke.
時間不等人 Tick-tock girl,
開始我們的狂歡吧 let's par-tay.
是啊 馬可 我們去狂歡起來吧 Yeah, Marco, let's par-tay.
和她嗎 With her?
聽著 但是 我正準備要 Um, okay, well, I was gonna--
但是我本來想 我本來要 but I mean--I was gonna--
我 好吧 I--uh-- all right.
我的兩個最好的朋友也要變成好朋友了 My two besties are gonna be besties!
好的 我們出發吧 Sweet. Let's go.
時空剪刀 Dimensional scissors!
啊 真羨慕 Ah! Jealous.
等等 我們要去另外一個時空 Wait, we're going to another dimension--
來吧 Come on!
是閃粉 Glitter.
她來過這兒 She was here.
我們在哪兒 Where are we?
彈彈酒吧 The Bounce Lounge.
我最愛的放鬆身心的好地方 My favorite place to chill.
只要離邊緣遠一點就沒事 Just stay away from the edge.
馬可 大頭貼 大頭貼 Marco, photo booth. Photo booth.
來吧 Come on!
現在你們兩個來拍 Whoo! Now just you two.
這是今夜的紀念品 慶祝我的好朋友們也成為最好的朋友 A souvenir from the night my besties became besties.
聽著 我們不會成為最好的朋友 Listen, we are not gonna be besties.
我們甚至不會成為第二好的朋友 We're not even gonna be second-besties.
第二好的朋友 Second-besties?
沒有這種說法吧 That's not even a thing.
噢 你想找事是吧 Oh, you want to make this a thing?
好好聽著 地球渣渣 Look here, Earth Turd,
對我來說今晚非常重要 this night is really important to me.
你搞砸的話 就等著吃我一角吧 You mess that up, and you're gonna get the horn.
知道了嗎 好的 Got it? Good.
非常好 Real good.
待會兒見 Later!
哇噢 看這個 Wow-whoo! Look at this!
小星 我需要和你談談 Psst. Star, I need to talk to yooooo...
小星 小馬頭威脅要 Star, Pony Head threatened to--
掉下來 掉下來 掉下來 掉下來 Fall, fall, fall, fall...
馬可 小心一點 Marco, be careful.
小馬頭剛剛想要把我推下這朵雲 Pony Head just tried to shove me off this cloud!
不是的 Oh, no,
她只是一跳舞就變得有些狂野 she just gets a little wild when she dances.
好耶 Oh, yes!
你喜歡這樣 Oh, you like that.
你知道你喜歡的 你就愛這樣 You know you do. You love it.
但是她還在照相亭裡面威脅要把我穿成串 Well, she also threatened to skewer me in the photo booth.
或許吧 她有時候是佔有欲太強 Yeah... she can be possessive.
小馬頭 我們去紫晶電子遊樂場吧 Pony Head, let's go to the Amethyst Arcade.
馬可在那兒會開心一些 Marco will have more fun there.
不要 姐們兒 No way, girl.
我正在跳舞呢 I'm getting my dance on.
是的 你是對的 小星 Yes, you are right, Star.
他會更加喜歡電子遊樂場的 He will like the arcade better.
我們去吧 Let's go!
她慢慢開始喜歡你了 She's warming up to you.
像了個素 Holy pixels.
好多電子遊戲機 So many videogames!
是的 我就知道你會喜歡這裡 Yes, I knew you would like it here.
這地方全都是些呆方塊兒 This place is full of squares.
看啊 長矛大革命 Look. Lance Lance Revolution.
真是太棒了 你們倆 去玩吧 That's perfect. You guys, go play.
小馬頭 對抗 地球渣渣 Pony Head VS Earth Turd.
第一局 開戰 Round one. Joust!
你要輸了 掃把星 You're going down, Downer.
是嗎 好吧 你媽媽長了張馬臉 Oh, yeah? Well, your mother's a horse.
是又怎樣 你想要表達什麼呢 Ah, okay, and your point would be?
看看你們倆處得多好 Aw, look at you two getting along.
我去給我們買點好吃的冰錐 Oh, I'll go get us some nice cold icicles
好讓你們噁心的汗漉漉的後背收收汗 to put on your disgusting, sweaty back.
嘿 你 小方塊 Hey, you, Square.
你有沒有見過這個頭 Have you seen this head?
別對我撒謊 小傢伙 Don't lie to me, little man.
你贏了 You win.
哈 現在誰是渣渣啊 Hah! Who's the turd now?
還是你 Still you.
下一個輪到我 I think I'm next.
但請少說點罵人的話 拜託了 But with less abusive trash talk, please.
讓我看看 我是想要這個尖的還是這個更尖的呢 Um, let's see, do I want the pointy one or the pointier one?
好困難的選擇 Oh, it's such a tough choice.
嘿 小星 我覺得無聊了 Hey, Star, I'm bored.
我知道另外一個俱樂部 我們趕緊走吧 Uh, I know this other club. So let's bounce.
聽起來不錯 Sounds cool.
我去叫上馬可 I'll go get Marco.
不不不不 他先去了 Oh, no, no, no, no, he went on ahead.
是的 他想給我們在舞池佔個好位置 Um, yes, he wanted to save us a good spot in the mosh pit.
是的 這就是事情的經過 Yes, that is the course of events.
不愧是馬可 Classic Marco.
永遠把朋友放在第一位 Always putting friends first.
了結他 Finish him!
你贏了 You win!
哈 你看見了嗎 小星 Ha! Did you see that, Star?
還有什麼本事啊 尖尖頭 Try and beat that, Pointy Head.
小星 Star?
尖尖頭 Pointy Head?
這不是狂歡是什麼 小蝶 Is this not a blast or what, B-Fly?
耶嘿 但是我沒有看見馬可 Yeah-heah! But I don't see Marco anywhere.
你已經有我了 姐們兒 Pfft. You got me, girl.
我有趣多了 And I'm way more fun.
你在說什麼啊 Uh, what are you talking about?
說來挺有意思 你會喜歡的 Uh, funny story, you're gonna love it.
我貌似把他甩了 把他留在另外一個時空裡了 I kind of ditched him and left him in the other dimension.
糟糕 Oops.
什麼 What?!
小蝶 B-Fly!
你怎麼能這樣對待我最好的朋友呢 How could you do that to my best friend?
最好的朋友 Best friend?
上一次我問 你說我才是你最好的朋友 Last time I checked, the best friend was me.
我可以有兩個最好的朋友 I can have two best friends.
除非其中一個是丟下朋友的騙子 Unless one of them is a friend-ditching liar.
對你來說 那個地球渣渣真的這麼重要嗎 That Earth Turd means that much to you?
他是我所認識的最好的渣渣 He's the best turd I've ever known.
好吧 Okay.
再問最後一遍 For the last time,
她在哪兒 where is she?!
我告訴你了 我不知道 I'm telling you, I don't know!
不說是嗎 Not talking, eh?
如果我這樣做呢 What if I do... this?
停下 Stop!
真的好煩人 That's really annoying.
他在那兒 There he is.
水晶匕首 Crystal Dagger--
等等 小蝶 Wait, B-Fly!
這樣太危險了 姐們兒 It's too dangerous, girl.
伸出你的手 Hold out your hand.
你的時空剪刀 Your dimensional scissors?
我要去的地方用不著它了 I won't need them where I am going.
但是 小馬頭 But, Pony Head--
嘿 怪胎們 Oh, hey, creeps,
我聽說你們正在找小馬騎 I heard you're looking to ride with a pony.
來抓我啊 So come and get me.
閃一邊去 方塊 Wow! Out of the way, Squares!
太棒啦 Yay!
退後 馬可 Stand back, Marco.
不 不用了 我的手已經掙脫了 No, it's okay. My hand is free--
閃亮綠蛇縛 Shiny Emerald Snake Strike!
馬可 別胡鬧了 Marco, stop playing around.
好的 Okay!
我感覺活力四射 Whoo-hoo! I feel so alive.
跑啊 Huh? Run!
退後 怪胎 Back off, creeps.
別擔心 小馬頭 Don't worry, Pony Head,
有我們在你背後 你腦後 we've got your back-- of your head.
該放棄了吧 小蛋糕 Time to give it up, Cupcake.
這是馬頭王的聲音嗎 Is that King Pony Head?
你好 爸爸 Hello, Daddy.
你好 小公主 Hello, Princess.
他在這兒幹什麼 What is he doing here?
噢 小蝶 Oh, B-Fly,
我的大限已到了 it's the end of the line for me.
但是至少我還和你共度了最後一個有趣的晚上 姐們兒 But at least I got in one last night of fun with you, girl.
最後一晚 One last night?
你要去哪兒 Before what?
跟你說吧 我要去聖奧加了 Before this. I'm going to St. O's!
不會是那個為問題公主開設的聖奧加教養院吧 Not St. Olga's Reform School For Wayward Princesses?!
這是真的 我自找的 Oh, it's true. I did it to myself.
我要去監獄了 I'm headed to the slammer.
只是個教養院 小蛋糕 不是監獄 It's reform school, Cupcake, not jail.
雖然被公認為更像監獄 Although admittedly it is a lot like jail.
噢 小馬頭 Oh, Pony Head,
你知道自己會被送去聖奧爾加教養院 you knew you'd get sent to St. Olga's,
但是你還是回來救了馬可 but you still came back to save Marco.
是啊 你知道的 Ah, well, you know,
這很難說出口 誰讓他是你另一個最好的朋友呢 it's hard to say it, but he is your other bestie.
好吧 我說出來了 Okay, I said it.
哦 過來 Aww, come here.
抱抱 Hugs!
好了 公主 該走了 All right, Princess, time to go.
再見 小馬 我會想念你的 Bye, Pony, I'm gonna miss you.
嘿 小馬頭 Hey, Pony Head.
在公主監獄裡好運 Good luck in Princess jail.
謝謝 地球渣 Aw. Thanks, Earth T--
我是說 謝謝你 馬可 I mean, thank you, Marco.
但是不必擔心我 But don't worry about me.
沒有哪個監獄可以長久禁錮我 No jail can hold onto me for long!
孩子 等你有了孩子就會希望他們離你遠點兒了 Ah, kids, you have 'em and then you wish they weren't around.
耶 我的兩個好朋友也成了最好的朋友 Yay! My besties are besties.
是嗎 我覺得沒有到那個程度 Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.
我們困在另外一個空間裡面了 Hey, we're stuck in another dimension!
不 我們沒有 Oh, no, we're not!
現在我們可以去任何想去的地方了 Now we can go anywhere we want,
在這宇宙裡面的任何地方 anywhere in the entire universe.
我正好知道一個地方 I know just the place.
我覺得地球這地方真不錯 I think earth is a pretty great place
我來自外太空 That's saying something
所以說這話很有把握 'Cause I've been through outer space
這裡適合我 I think it suits me
是我的風格 It's just my style
最近的生活我就要在這裡過 I think I'm gonna stay a little while
我覺得陌生人只是尚未謀面的朋友 I think that strangers are just friends you haven't met
我沉著冷靜毫不留情痛擊怪獸 I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat
我真覺得這裡就像我的家 I'm really thinking I could call this place home