白莲花大饭店 第三季第五集
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
爸爸 Dad.
我要告诉你们一件事 Hey, y'all, there's something I need to tell you both.
不是什么大事 你们别大惊小怪 Okay. It's not that big a deal. Don't freak out.
“别大惊小怪”是什么意思 What do you mean, "Don't freak out"?
你们知道我想来这里参观的寺院吧 You know the monastery I wanted to visit here?
那里也有冥想中心 Well, it has a meditation center too.
我要来这里就是为了去那里看看 The reason I asked to come here is so that I could check it out.
我已经去看过了 And I did.
我真的很喜欢那里 And I really, really like it.
我觉得这就是我毕业后想做的事 And I think it's what I'm gonna do after I graduate.
我没听懂 你… I don't understand. You-- You...
你想做什么 我… You-- You want to what? I-- I'm, um...
搬来这里 Move here.
在我毕业后 至少住一年 After I graduate. Just, like, at least for a year.
搬来这里做什么 Move here and... and do what?
冥想 Meditate.
让自己沉浸其中 And... And, like, immerse myself
好真正地理解佛教并发展灵性 so I can really understand Buddhism and develop my spirituality.
可你不是佛教徒 But you're not a Buddhist.
我是 妈妈 Yes, I am, Mom.
亲爱的 你不是中国人 Honey, you're not from China.
这跟中国人有什么关系 What does that have to do with anything?
你可以对这些东西感兴趣 但你永远融不进去 You can be interested in this stuff, but you could never really be it.
我们来自一个完全不同的世界 We're from an entirely different world.
你说你是基督徒 可你也不是在伯利恒出生的 Okay, well, you call yourself a Christian, but you weren't born in Bethlehem.
我认识的每个人都是基督徒 But everyone I know is a Christian.
我的父母是 你的父母也是 My parents were Christians. Your parents are Christians.
我以为我们来这里 是为了你的论文 派珀 I... I thought we were here for your thesis, Pipe.
根本没有什么论文 There is no thesis.
-什么 什么意思 -没有论文 -What? What do you mean? -There is no thesis.
没有论文 There's no thesis?
我们是来参观这间冥想中心的 We're here to check out this meditation center
因为我想住进去 because I'm gonna live there
至少是明年一整年 for at least the next year.
你想住在台湾 You want to live in Taiwan?
什么 What?
你怎么了 What happened?
没怎么 妈妈 你早就知道我一直想这么做 Nothing happened, Mom. I... You've known that I wanted to do this.
-那只是你的兴趣 不是… -盖涛 -You've known that I wanted to-- -Gaitok.
你在干什么 出什么事了吗 What are you doing? Something wrong?
没有 我… N-- No, no. Uh, I...
我只是想见珍珠 I just want to see Mook.
-珍珠 -对 - M-- Mook? - Yeah.
好 没问题 Okay. Good.
但请你给我几分钟 But, um... just a few minutes, please.
-好 -因为卡座里有客人 -Ok-- Okay. -Because who is in the booth?
-好 -没事的 - Yes, yes. Okay. - It's fine. It's fine.
好 谢谢 Okay. Thank you. Thank you.
对不起 我不该骗你们 And I'm sorry. I am very sorry for lying to you.
自信点 洛克 这样别人才会听你的话 Confidence, Loch. Okay, that's how you get people to do what you want.
因为大多数人都是无头苍蝇 而很多人… Because most people don't know what they want, and a lot of them...
我告诉你个小秘密 Here's a little secret.
他们只想当工具 They just wanna be used.
别笑 我是认真的 他们没有远见 No, I'm serious. Th-- They don't have the vision.
只会傻等着别人来指挥自己 They're just sitting there waiting for someone to come along and tell them what to do.
我喜欢那个小魔术师 I like the little magician.
我喜欢清纯的小伙子 I just like innocent, young guys.
他们看到你的裸体会忍不住颤抖 When they see you naked, they shake.
你能看到他们胸口的小心脏在砰砰跳 And you can see their little hearts beating inside their chests.
我只是想让人关注我 你懂吗 I just want some attention. You know?
加里以前一天想要三次 现在呢 他就像个出家的和尚 Gary used to want it three times a day and now, he's like a fucking monk.
我永远不可能背叛瑞克 Oh, I could never cheat on Rick.
我是个浪漫主义者 I'm a romantic.
不是吧 切尔西 Oh, no. Chels.
-怎么了 -我当模特的时候 -What? -When I was modeling,
所有追求浪漫的女孩 最后都赔上了钱包和真心 all the girls who were romantic ended up broke and brokenhearted.
有的甚至更惨 Or worse.
还能有多惨 What's worse?
克萝伊喜欢你的魔术 Chloe likes your magic.
这是好事 她年纪比较大 也更成熟 It's good. I mean, she's a little bit older, more mature.
正好适合你 That's what you need.
我要试试另一个 她对我很不客气 反倒让我欲火焚身 And I'll try for the other one because she's so fucking rude to me that it turns me on.
我喜欢挑战 And I love a good challenge, you know?
人这辈子宁可求而不得 But it's better to go for what you want in life and get rejected
也不能错失良机 than have the shot and not take it.
人生只有一次 洛奇 We have one life, Loch.
如果这辈子只是一场考验呢 But what if this life is just a test,
看我们能不能成为更好的人 like, to see if we can become better people?
别傻了 No.
什么 What?
怎么了 What?
我感觉大事不妙了 Something really bad's gonna happen.
不会的 No.
会的 瑞克是个急性子 No, it is. Rick's a hothead.
他就是个疯子 He's fucking mental.
他喜欢跟人打架 而我总能让他冷静下来 所以… He gets into fights, but I'm always there to calm him down, so...
但你不能浪费你的一生去救他 But you can't waste your whole life trying to rescue him.
他就像是我的孩子 He's like my child.
他50岁了 He's 50.
来吧 Come on.
来 Come on.
-看 她们来了 -你们在这边干什么呢 -Dude, here they come. -Hey, what are you guys doing over here?
无非是聊聊兄弟之间的事 Ah, you know, brothers being brothers.
-联络感情之类的 -兄弟情深 -Brothers bonding, you know. -Brotherly love.
（海边咖啡厅）
你们是在俄罗斯认识的 Wait, so you guys know each other from Russia?
海参崴 我们是发小 Vladivostok. We were friends since we were young.
我们几个也是发小 Same here. We've been friends since we were young, too.
-太巧了 -我的父母都死了 -No way. -My parents are dead.
-天哪 -我姐姐是个贱人 -Oh, no. -And my sister is a bitch.
所以我喜欢我的朋友 他们就是我的一切 That's why I like my friends. They are everything for me...
一切 Everything.
海参崴的男人都像你们这样吗 Do all the men in Vladivostok look like you guys?
什么 帅到爆吗 What, incredibly handsome?
我可没那么说 That's not what I said.
好吧 我和阿列克谢一起上过舞蹈课 Okay, Aleksei and I were in dance class together.
对 芭蕾 Uh, yes, uh, ballet.
-我和洁克琳是在芭蕾课上认识的 -对 -Jaclyn... and I met in ballet! -Yes!
-不可能 -真的 - Yes! We did, yeah. - No way.
我其实打过垒球 I actually played softball.
我用轮胎健过身 And I did exercise with tires.
就是狂甩轮胎和绳索 很重的绳索 When you flip tires and... and ropes, like, heavy ropes.
-就这样 -我的天 - Like that. - Oh my God.
既然我们都学过舞蹈 除了凯特和… Since we're all trained dancers... except for Kate and, um...
-弗拉德 -弗拉德 - Vlad. - Vlad.
那我们去跳舞吧 Should we dance?
萝瑞 一起跳吗 Laurie? Would you like?
好 Okay.
好 Okay!
-你已经在舞池里了 -好 -You're already on the dance floor! -Yay!
好了 我们走 All right then, let's go.
贝琳达女士 Khun Belinda.
你好吗 这次交换学习愉快吗 How are you? Are you enjoying the exchange?
-非常愉快 -太好了 - Absolutely. - Oh, great.
看来你吸引了不少粉丝 It appears you have many fans.
我们的一位常客刚刚还在向我打听你 One of our regulars was just asking me all about you.
-真的吗 -是的 -Really? -Yeah,
他想知道你的名字和来意 wanted to know your name and why you're here.
我觉得他看上你了 I think you've caught his eye.
-他是谁 -一个美国人 -Who was it? -He's an American.
他的女朋友很漂亮 He has a lovely girlfriend,
但他似乎对你很有兴趣 but he certainly seems interested in you.
我觉得他挺有钱的 I think he's quite rich.
我会介绍你们认识的 I'll introduce you.
我不想用那种方式 我不想听…
我不知道该说什么 我… I don't know what to say. I'm...
我不想撒谎的 Look, I didn't want to lie,
可我想来亲眼看看 它适不适合我 结果真的很合适 but I wanted to come here to make sure that it was the right place for me, and... and it is.
你要在一个脏兮兮的寺院里 You're gonna live in some dirty monastery for a year
和一群毫无目标的邋遢孩子 同住一年 with a bunch of grungy kids who have no purpose?
妈 我不是没有目标 Mom, it's not that I don't have a purpose.
我只是觉得这能帮我找到目标 I just think that this will help me figure out what that purpose is.
你没必要跑大半个地球 You didn't have to go halfway around the world
到一个连英语都不会说的地方找目标 to a place where they don't even speak English.
我得弄清楚什么东西能让我快乐 I need to figure out what makes me happy.
很明显 我和萨克森不一样 Okay? Obviously. I'm... I'm not Saxon.
我不会参与各种… I'm not just gonna sign up to all of the...
-各种什么 -各种破事 -All the what? -All the bullshit!
萝瑞
法比安 我得告诉你一件事 Fabian, I need to fill you in on a little something.
不好意思 我听不见 I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
我有点害怕 I'm, uh, a little freaked out.
那个打听我的人 我认识他 The guy that was asking about me, I know him.
我在毛伊岛上见过他 I've met him in Maui.
我本来要和他交往的女人一起创业的 He was dating a woman I was gonna start a business with.
她打算帮我开自己的水疗馆 She was gonna help me open up my own spa.
好 Okay.
可我今天才知道… ...I just found out today...
她死了 ...she's dead.
她是被人谋杀的 She was murdered.
事情的真相还不清楚 And, uh... I mean, it's not clear.
据说她是淹死的 但去年夏天有人在意大利被谋杀了 She... she drowned, but people were murdered last summer in Italy.
好吧 Okay.
而格雷格是她的丈夫 Greg was her husband.
加里 Gary?
他叫格雷格 我在海滩烧烤派对上见过他 His name's Greg. I saw him at the beach barbecue.
我认得他 他隐瞒身份 还改了名字 I recognized him. He lied. Changed his name.
依我看 他显然是来这里藏身的 And I think he's obviously hiding out here.
-为什么 -他们想找他问话 -Why? -They're looking to question him.
-为什么 -他们认为他杀了自己的妻子 -Why? -They think he killed his wife.
我可以把新闻链接发给你 No-- I'll send you the link!
好 Do that.
因为我听得一头雾水 Because I'm having trouble following.
我有点担心 It's just, I'm a little worried,
因为他问起了我 这是因为我认出他了 知道吗 because he's asking about me, because I recognized him, okay?
我觉得他可能是个危险人物 And I think he could be, you know, a little dangerous.
危险人物 You think he's dangerous?
毕竟他杀了自己的妻子 I mean, he killed his wife.
我觉得我们应该报警 你不觉得吗 I mean, I think we should call the police. Don't you?
但是应该找谁呢 But which ones, right?
泰国警方 美国警方 意大利警方 要不全都找一遍吧 Thai police? The Americans? Italy? Maybe we call all the police.
我们不能报警 We are not calling the police.
什么
你可能搞错了 You may be mistaken.
我们甚至都不该在背后议论人家 And we shouldn't even be gossiping.
这样议论客人是不礼貌的 It's bad form to talk about a guest in this way.
这里有些人背景复杂 主动惹事可不是明智之举 Some people here have colorful pasts. It's really not wise to stir anything up.
我觉得你没什么好担心的 I don't think you have anything to worry about,
你只要专注于自己 as long as you focus on yourself
和工作就好 and your job.
我觉得加里没什么恶意 I didn't sense Gary had any ill intentions.
他只是好奇 He was just, uh, curious.
你不会有事的 I think you'll survive.
我就是想知道你为什么变得这么极端 I'm just trying to understand why you've become so extreme.
在我看来 这不叫极端 From my point of view, it's not extreme.
你会被社会抛弃的 派珀 You'll be dropping out of society, Piper.
妈妈 只是一年而已 Mom, it's just a year.
一年之后 你可能会有完全不一样的价值观 In a year, you could end up with a completely different set of values.
和什么不一样 Different than what?
-和我们教你的不一样 -这正是我追求的目标 -Than the ones we gave you! -Yeah. That's kinda the idea.
你听到了吗 Are you hearing this?
这… Uh, I-- Is it...
我得… I gotta...
我马上回来 Uh, I'll be right back.
他震惊得说不出话来 He's in shock.
我们都被你吓坏了 We're both in shock.
我丢了一样东西 I cannot find something.
应该是您拿了吧 I think you have it.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
这些派对上都玩什么 So what happens at these parties?
老一套 所有的吸血鬼都会出来 每个人都会滚床单 Well, you know, all the vampires come out. Everyone gets laid.
而且我们得尊重当地的传统 And we need to honor the local traditions.
对吧 Right?
-对 -对 -Yeah. -Yeah.
你的男人去哪了 So what happened to your man?
他去曼谷处理私人问题了 He had to go to Bangkok. Dealing with some personal issues.
今晚总算没有那些问题多多的老头了 Well, no old men with issues here tonight.
-相信我 你就有问题 -我没有 -Oh, trust me. You've got issues. -No.
-你有 -我没有 我就是一张白纸 -Yeah. -No, I'm like a blank page.
我是一股清流 宝贝 我可以任你塑造 I'm a fresh breeze, baby. I can be anything you want me to be.
先从别这么奇怪开始吧 How about you just be not weird?
嘿 Hey!
-看看这家伙 -好兄弟 你好吗 -Look at this guy. -My man, what's happening?
-很高兴见到你 -你的气色不错 兄弟 -It's great to see you. -Wow, you look great, man.
-你也是 -你渴吗 - You look great. - You thirsty?
你想喝什么都行 酒吧就在那边 Yeah, whatever you want, man. Yeah. Bar's right through here.
这边走 This way.
太好玩了 Oh, that was so fun.
-天哪 我以前能这样跳好几个小时 -一百年前吧 -God, we used to dance like that for hours. -Like a hundred years ago.
-闭嘴 凯特 -我的身材走样了 - Shut up, Kate! - Oh, boy. I'm out of shape.
没有 你刚才跳得很好看 No, you're not. You look great out there.
-是他带得好 -别说了 -He made me look good. -Stop it.
你们跳得太好了 You guys looked amazing.
-萝瑞 你是个非常性感的舞者 -什么 -Well, you're a very, very sexy dancer. -What?
他说你是性感舞者 Whoa! He just called you a sexy dancer.
没有啦 是他油嘴滑舌罢了 No, no, he's a charmer.
我说的是实话 I tell the truth.
我的天 等等 那是什么 Oh my gosh, wait. Hey, what is that? What is that?
烈酒来了 Ah, shots!
我们都喝烈酒 这叫俄罗斯良药 Shots, we bring shots. Shots. Medicine.
-来吧 -良药 - Brought you medicine. - One for you.
对 伏特加 Yes! Yes, vodka.
洁克琳 只有电影里才这么说 Jaclyn, we only say that in movies.
那你们怎么说 What do you say?
意思是“为爱干杯” "For love."
-为爱干杯 -为爱干杯 -Shia LaBeouf! -Shia LaBeouf!
我的天 Oh my gosh.
-不 我不喝 -喝 - No, no, no, no. I'm done. - I'm done. I'm done.
-凯特 -天哪 我的酒量很差的 - Yes, Kate! - Oh my God! I'm a lightweight!
-我不能喝 -凯特… -I can't! -Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate!
-各位 -凯特… -Guys! -Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate! Kate!
-换个人来喝 -别担心 Somebody else do it! Somebody else do it. Somebody had to do it.
总得有人喝 Somebody had to do it.
好样的 Oh my God!
你没事吧 Everything okay with you?
你看起来很紧张 You seem nervous.
可能是你伤到头后 有了创伤后应激障碍 Maybe post-traumatic stress from the injury to your head.
如果你胃不舒服 我有制酸剂 I have antacid if your stomach upset.
我一紧张就会消化不良 Uh, I get digestion issue when I'm nervous, uh...
你要吗 You want antacid?
盖涛 你可以回家了
有什么要汇报的吗
-没有 -很好
如果这是邪教呢 派珀 What if it's a cult, Piper?
我们得调查清楚 We need... to look into it.
-我们都没看过那里 -妈 我向你保证 那地方很正规 - We haven't even seen the place. - Mom, I promise you it is very legit.
管理那里的僧人写过很多著作 The monk who runs it, he has written major books.
所以呢 查尔斯曼森写过书 So? Charles Manson wrote books.
比尔克林顿也写过书 写过书的人多了 Bill Clinton wrote books. The list goes on.
希拉里克林顿写了五本书呢 Hillary Clinton wrote five books.
妈 你觉得他像查尔斯曼森吗 Mom, does he look like Charles Manson to you?
（“慈爱善良” 提拉法师著）
不像 但他看着就不正常 像是邪教头子 No, but he doesn't look normal. He looks like a Hare Krishna.
天哪 Oh my God.
这世上有性爱邪教 派珀 There's sex cults, Piper.
-比如NXIVM -得了吧 -NXIVM. -Oh, come on.
搞不好你会成为某个奇葩大师的小妾 跟一群“姐妹”共事一夫 You could end up a concubine to some weird guru with a bunch of sister wives.
还会被打上烙印什么的 别像看疯子一样看着我 Getting branded and all sorts of... Don't look at me like I'm crazy.
这是常有的事 It happens all the time.
像你这样娇生惯养的女孩 经常被洗脑 然后惨遭抛弃 Sheltered girls like you are constantly getting brainwashed and turned out.
够了 妈 这要是邪教 那就是有十亿成员的邪教 Okay, Mom, well, if it's a cult, it's a cult with a billion members, okay?
人再多也是邪教 Still a cult!
你看看天主教徒 Look at the Catholics. Look at them.
有组织的宗教和变态的性行为 齐头并进 Organized religion and deviant sex can go hand in hand.
好吧 妈 你知道吗 Okay, Mom, well, you know what?
我很乐意让你跟他 或其他人聊聊 行吗 I'm happy for you to talk to him or whoever, all right?
很好 因为我们明天一早就会过去 Good. Because we're gonna go over there first thing tomorrow,
你父亲会和他好好聊聊 对吧 蒂姆 and your father's gonna have a nice visit with him. Right, Tim?
对 我会和他谈谈的 Yeah, sure, I'll talk to him.
我连劳拉西泮都没带 我得靠喝酒才能睡着 I don't even have my Lorazepam. I'm gonna have to drink myself to sleep.
她为什么这么纠结 Why is she so bothered?
她可能一时想不通 亲爱的 Oh, I think it's just hard for her to get her head around, honey.
你知道吗 You know?
你们也没教我们去做虔诚的基督徒啊 Well, it's not like y'all ever raised us to be big Christians.
我以前当过祭坛助手 I was an altar boy, you know?
在圣诞礼拜上表演独唱 Sung the solo at Christmas service.
好吧 Okay.
晚安 Goodnight.
好了 Chloe.
-调成酒 -好 谢谢 -To make drinks. -Yes, thank you.
-粉色的给这位女士 -我去打个电话 -And, uh, pink for the lady. -I'm gonna make this call.
-别走嘛 -我马上回来 -Oh, come on. Just drink it. Come on! -I'll be back in a sec. Back in a sec.
好极了 她不要就归我了 Perfect! She doesn't want it, I'll take it.
-伯德女士 -你好 -Khun Bird! -Hey.
-嗨 -你来参加满月派对了 -Hi! -You come to Full Moon Party?
-对 很高兴见到你 -嗨 -Yes! So nice to see you. Great to see you too. -Oh my god.
老弟 Dude. Dude!
悠着点 你今晚得好好表现 让她们多喝点 Pace yourself. We need you on your game tonight, okay? Let them get all messy.
哥们 我快毕业了 Dude, I'm a senior, bro!
高中毕业 In high school!
总有一天… One day,
我会打败你的 I'm gonna take you down.
是吗 过来 Yeah? Come here. Come here.
-想弹脑门儿吗 -别闹了 去你的 - Stop it! You want a little noogie? - Huh? A little noogie?
-你们看我拿了什么 -什么 不行 - Look what I got. - What? Uh, nope.
萨克森不沾毒 我就是毒品 Saxon doesn't do drugs. I am the drug.
这就是些小糖果 They're little candies. They're little sweeties!
吃吧 快点 Take it. Come on.
-老弟 -这才对嘛 - Dude! - Yes.
老弟 Dude.
-怎么了 -你在做什么 -What? -What are you doing?
别生气 Don't be mad.
-怎么了 -没什么 -What's the problem? -Nothing.
（切尔西）
能给我一杯帝王威士忌吗 Can I get a De-- a Dewar's?
你喝什么 And, what do you want?
有洋甘菊茶吗 Do you have a chamomile tea?
好 一杯帝王威士忌 和一杯洋甘菊茶 先生 Okay, one Dewar for you and one chamomile tea for you, sir.
谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
洋甘菊茶 Chamomile tea?
对 Yeah.
嘿 Hey!
你在干嘛 睡下了吗 What you doing, are you already asleep?
我不想吵架 我想和你说说话 Look, I don't wanna fight, okay? I wanna talk to you.
希望你一切都好 I hope you're okay.
拜拜 Bye.
不 No.
去他的 随便吧 我准备好找点乐子了 Fuck him. Whatever, I'm ready to have fun.
-来得正好 -她终于想通了 -Good timing. -There she is. Finally.
-太好了 -看我带了什么 -Yes. -Look what I have...
这是什么 What is it?
来嘛 我们今晚 好不容易摆脱了那些臭脾气的老家伙 Come on. This is our one night away from the grumpy old geezers.
来吧 吃一颗 Come on. Take it.
这倒是 That's true.
-天哪 -对 -Oh, boy. -Yeah!
-最后一颗 -不 - Last one. - Nope.
吃掉 Do it. Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
好吧 Okay! Okay.
我一般不沾毒 I don't normally take drugs...
所以别占我便宜 我们走 so don't take advantage of me. Let's go!
-好 -我们尽量忍住 -Okay! -We'll try real hard.
对 使劲忍住 Yeah. Really hard.
干杯 Cheers.
你的洋甘菊茶怎么样 How is your chamomile tea?
挺好喝的 It-- It's good, yeah. It's good.
-你不喝酒吗 -我戒酒十个月了 - You're not drinkin'? - Been sober ten months.
-十个月 -对 - Ten months? - Yeah.
我们两个每次见面就没清醒过 I don't think we've ever hung out sober.
从来没有 Ever.
怎么说呢 我…我找到信仰了 Well, what can I say? You know, I've-- I, uh I found religion.
真的吗 Really?
-怎么回事 -就是… -What happened? -Well, you know, it's...
我已经把派对生活玩到极致了 I took the partying thing as far as it could go.
对 Yeah.
你每次都玩得很过火 You did always take it to the next level.
我以为今晚也会是那样 I kind of figured we'd be doing that tonight.
-抱歉 让你失望了 -没事 Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
你没让我失望 You're not disappointing me.
见到你真好 It's really good to see you, man.
见到你真好 哥们 It's so good to see you, dude.
同时 我也想送来你要的东西 I also wanted to bring you what you asked for.
谢谢 And I appreciate it.
希望你用不到它 Hope you don't have to use that.
怎么 你心软了 What, you getting tender-hearted on me?
赞美佛祖 Praise Buddha.
是啊 Yeah.
对 Yeah.
好了 我们该走了 Okay, I think we should go.
真的吗 才不呢 Really? No.
-好吧 瓦伦丁 我想我们该走了 -我们要走了 -Okay. God. Valentin. I think we're gonna go. -We're going?
不 别走 这很正常 他们经常这样吵架 No, no, no, don't go. It's normal. They always fight like this.
不 我们得走了 No, no, no, we need to go.
-你们应该跟我们回别墅 -对 我们去别墅喝酒 -You guys should come back to the villa. -Yes, yes, let's drink at the villa.
好主意 我给你们叫出租车 我们回度假村见 That's a great idea. I'll get you a taxi, and we'll meet you back at the hotel.
好 Yes!
我觉得这不是个好主意 I don't think that's a very good idea.
我觉得我们该回去睡觉了 你觉得呢 Hey, I think we should just go to bed, don't you?
我们别墅见 I'll see you back at the villa.
（格雷格亨特）
我在这里见过他 I have seen him here, yeah.
我就说吧 I'm telling you...
你觉得他可能有什么企图吗 Do you think he might want to do something?
我是说对我的企图 Like, to me. You know?
都怪我运气不好 I mean, it would be just my luck.
我的生活刚好起来 剧情就反转了 I'm just starting to feel good about life again, and plot twist,
突然之间就… out of the blue, just...
真的 Seriously.
我… Hey.
我会保护你的 I'll keep you safe.
听起来像是从外面传来的 Sounds like it’s coming from right outside.
不 No.
应该是里面 Sounds like it's inside.
该死 搞什么 Shit! What the fuck? Jesus! What, what, what, what?
老天爷 Oh my God!
我的天 Oh my God! Oh my God!
-把它弄出去 蓬猜 -好 -Get it out! Pornchai! -Okay, okay.
这边 This way, this way.
-好 那边 对 -不 把它弄出去 -Yes, yes, that way. That way, yes, yes. -No, get it out, get it out, get it out.
你该回家了 好了 走吧 就是这样 You're going home now. Yeah. Okay. Go, go, go. Okay, okay.
-我的天 谢天谢地 -好了 - Oh, God, thank fuck. - Done.
-说真的 那是什么 -一只蜥蜴 -Seriously, what was that? -A lizard, a lizard.
你一定是忘了关门 You must have left the door open.
我的天 它一直和我住在这里吗 Oh my God, was it living in here with me the whole time?
它已经走了 你也没事了 He's gone now, and you're okay.
也许我该走了 And, uh, maybe I should go.
不 N-- No.
请你留下 Please stay.
你介意吗 Would you mind?
赛昂明天到 到时候就有他陪我了 Zion will be here tomorrow, and then I'll have him,
但今晚就… but for tonight it's just...
我有点… And I'm a little...
害怕 ...scared.
-好 -好 感谢上帝 -Okay. -Okay! Thank God!
谢谢 谢谢你和上帝 Thank you! Thank... Thank both of you, so...
别人会怎么说 What are people gonna say?
他们会觉得我们不是称职的父母 They're gonna think we're bad parents.
你想多了 I wouldn't worry about that.
就算你做到事事完美 You can do everything right, but still, at any moment...
也难保没有意外来打乱这一切 something can come along and... upend everything.
天哪 Oh, God.
拜托 Please.
拜托 老天啊 Oh, please, God.
（泰国欢迎您）
我搬来这里是因为… Well, you know, I’m... I moved here because, uh...
我必须得离开美国 I moved here because, you know, well, I had to leave the States,
但我选择泰国是因为… but I picked Thailand because, uh...
我一直对亚洲女孩情有独钟 Because I always had a thing for Asian girls, you know?
我刚来的时候 就像一个进了糖果店的孩子 And when I got here, oh, I was like a kid in a candy store.
我有钱 没牵挂 也没事做 就开始混派对了 You got money, no attachments, nothing to do. I started partying.
-对 -然后一发不可收拾 - It got wild. - Yeah.
我每晚都泡妞 I was picking up girls every night.
每次都选不一样的 有娇小的 丰满的 Always different ones, petite ones, chubby ones,
年长的 有时候一晚干好几个女人 older ones, sometimes multiple ladies a night.
我失控了 逐渐变得贪得无厌 I-- I was out of control. I became insatiable.
然后… And, uh...
那种日子过久了 You know, after about a thousand nights like that,
人会失去理智 you start to lose it.
我开始思考 我到底要干什么 I started wondering, where am I going with this?
我为什么有干这么多女人的需求 欲望是什么东西 W... why do I feel this need to fuck all these women? What is desire?
这个可爱的亚洲女孩 为什么让我欲罢不能 The form of this cute Asian girl, why does it have such a grip on me?
是因为她和我完全相反吗 还是说和我互补 'Cause she's the opposite of me? She gonna complete me in some way?
我意识到就算我干一百万个女人 I realized that I could fuck a million women,
也永远都不会满足 I'd still never be satisfied.
也许… Maybe...
也许我真正渴望的 是成为一个亚洲女孩 Maybe what I really want, is to be one of these Asian girls.
真的吗 Really?
你理解吗 You know?
不太理解 Uh, not really.
我是说真的 No, really.
真的吗 Really?
所以… So...
一天晚上 我带了一个女孩回家 结果是个人妖 One night I took home some girl, turned out to be a ladyboy,
我以前也那么做过 但这一次… which I'd done before, but this time,
我没有干人妖 反而让人妖干了我 instead of fucking the ladyboy, the ladyboy fucked me.
感觉有点神奇 And it was kinda magical.
然后有个念头告诉我 我真正想要的 And I got in my head that what I really wanted,
是成为一个被我自己干的亚洲女孩 was to be one of these Asian girls, getting fucked...
体验那种感觉 by me and to feel that.
所以我登了一则广告 So I put out an ad, looking for a...
想找一个和我同龄的白人来干我 White guy, my age, to come over and fuck me.
结果我找到一个跟我很像的男人 Found a guy looked a lot like me.
然后我穿上了女士内衣 喷了香水 Then I put on some lingerie and perfume,
把自己打扮成… made myself...
那些女孩的样子 look like one of these girls, and...
我觉得自己很性感 I thought I looked pretty hot.
然后这家伙过来把我干翻了 And then this guy came over and railed the shit out of me,
然后我就上瘾了 then I got addicted to that.
有些晚上 会有三四个男人过来疯狂地干我 Some nights, three, four guys would come over, and rail the shit out of me.
有些还是我付钱请来的 Some I even had to pay.
同时 我会雇一个亚洲女孩… And at the same time, I'd hire an Asian girl...
坐在那里当观众 to just sit there and watch the whole thing.
我一边被男人干着 一边看着她的眼睛想 I'd look in her eyes while some guy was fucking me, and I'd think...
“我就是她 我在干我自己” "I am her and I'm fucking me."
我们都有自己的弱点 伙计 Hey, we all have our Achilles' heel, man, you know.
它是怎么来的 Where does it come from?
为什么有人迷恋异性 Why are some of us attracted to the opposite form?
-是啊 -而有人迷恋同性 -Yeah. -And some of us the same?
性爱是一种充满诗意的行为 Sex is a poetic act.
它是一种隐喻 隐喻什么呢 我们表里一致吗 It's a metaphor. Metaphor for what? Are we our forms?
我内心也是个白皮肤的中年男人吗 Am I a middle-aged White guy on the inside, too?
还是说我可能是个亚洲女孩 Or inside... could I be an Asian girl?
对 Right.
我不知道 I don't know.
我猜我只是想通过性爱来找到答案 Guess I was trying to fuck my way to the answer.
然后我意识到 我得停下来 Then I realized I gotta... I gotta stop
不再吸毒 泡妞 扮女孩 with the drugs, the girls, the-- You know, trying to be a girl.
我开始修习佛教 它讲求… I got into Buddhism, which is all about,
灵性超越形骸 放下我执 you know, spirit versus form, detaching from self,
摆脱欲望和痛苦的无尽轮回 getting off the never-ending carousel of lust and suffering.
戒酒也没那么难 Being sober isn't so hard...
但是禁欲就… Being celibate, though, that's...
我还是想女人 I still miss that pussy, man.
是啊 Yeah.
“我不知道 她能不能独立谈成这协议” "I don't know if she can do a deal from soup to nuts."
我说：“你在逗我吗 ” And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?
“我什么协议都能谈成 我是个了不起的律师” I can do any kind of deal. I'm a fucking great lawyer.
我心想：“也许我该走人了 我要去KE律所让他们滚远点” And I was like, maybe I'll just leave. Maybe I'll go to K&E and tell them to fuck off.
我该怎么办 'Cause what am I going to do?
为了进财富500强企业 还得签保密协议和披露文件 NDAs and disclosures, for a fucking Fortune 500?
-我母亲在我七岁那年去世了 -不是吧 - My mother died when I was seven. - Oh, no.
是的 我父亲在我12岁那年去世了 Yeah. And my father died when I was twelve.
-太惨了 太… -我跟着… -That's... that's rough. That's so... -I lived, uh, with my, uh...
我妈的姐姐长大的 my mother's sister.
你的姨妈 Your aunt?
没错 但她是个坏女人 Yeah, my aunt. But she was like an evil woman.
-她用瓶子砸我的头 看 -她为什么要那么做 - She broke bottle on my head. - Why would she do that?
你知道吗 我还得付配偶赡养费呢 看吧 Look. 'Cause you know what? I have to pay spousal support. See?
真残忍 你们知道什么是分居赡养费吗 Brutal. And do you know what palimony is?
好了 萝瑞 这… No, Laurie...
我们的意思是 你需要一个真正的男人来照顾你 We saying, you need a man to take care of you.
不是美国男人 是真正的男人 Real man, not American man. Real man man.
她怪我害死了她儿子 No, no. She blamed me for the death of her son.
我的天 Oh, God.
可那不是真的 都是胡扯 But this is not true. It's bullshit.
你们知道吗 今晚就到这里吧 You know what, guys? I think the night's over.
我们得去睡美容觉了 真抱歉 我们都老了 We got-- We need our beauty sleep. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. We're old ladies.
-萝瑞 -我们才不老 - Laurie, Laurie... - We are not!
好吧 Okay, well...
耶 - Yeah! - Yeah!
弗拉德 Vlad!
天哪 Oh, gosh!
-弗拉德 -洁克琳 Jaclyn.
你太棒了 你真的治愈了我
-很高兴见到你 凯特 -太好了 对
-我希望你…对 -你的舞跳得特别棒
祝你们好运…对
-祝你和家人好好相处 -快走吧 - Good luck with your family. - Get out of here!
祝你和家人好好相处 Good luck with your family.
晚安 走吧 Let's go.
等等 你们明晚去看比赛吗 Wait... You, uh, coming to the match tomorrow night, huh?
-去 -去吗 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah.
你们三个都去吗 我就说吧 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I told you,
泰拳比赛 我们有个朋友要打拳 会很好玩的 对吧 Muay Thai, our friend is boxing. It's going to be fun, huh?
-好 -你… You...
好了 别激动 Stop. Easy, tiger!
好 Okay.
-天哪 -拜拜 Bye.
我的手表 Hey, my watch! My watch!
-我以为他们不打算走了 -太好玩了 - Thought they were never gonna leave. - Oh, that was so fun.
-超级好玩 我爱你们 -天哪 So fun! I love you guys.
-看吧 我们依然能玩到爽 -对 -See, we can still have fun! -Yes, yes.
萝瑞 你应该跟他们上床的 Laurie, you should've hooked up with them.
全部吗 Uh, all of 'em?
其中一个 或者两个 One of them. Or two of them.
算了吧 晚安 走吧 Oh, no, no, no. Goodnight! Go.
不 Nope.
-爱你 -爱你 - Love you. - Love you.
去睡吧 把她包起来 打个蝴蝶结 Go to bed. Wrap 'er up. Put a bow on it.
我睡这张床吗 Uh, should I, um, sleep in this bed?
-当然 -好 -Sure. -Okay.
这张床和那张床都睡得下 Or, um... There's room in this one, there's room in that one, there's,
你知道的 你睡哪里我都能接受 you know, like, either way. There-- It's just, like, cool with me.
但你得知道 这是双方同意的 But just so you know-- I'm just-- I'm... This is consent, if that is--
你们这里有这种服务吗 Do you guys do that here?
我们刚开始 所以…我不介意… We just started, so there's... I'm a-okay with-- It's like,
随便吧 随便你… It's whatever, it's whatever you...
怎么方便… whatever is...
怎么来 Whatever is cleverer.
所以… So, um...
想抓我就过来啊 If you wanna get me, you gotta come and get me.
-该死 小心 -好 Oh shit! Watch out, watch out!
怎么了 What?
你又怎么了 Oh, what now?
我好担心 I'm so worried.
我为什么总是要担心 Why do I have to worry all the time?
那就别担心 Well, then don't.
我总是担心他的感受 情绪和痛苦 It's always about his feelings, and his moods, and his pain.
我也有自己的痛苦 You know, I have pain too.
-对 我们都有 -对 我也有过不幸的经历 -Yeah, w-- we all have. -Yeah, bad things have happened to me.
可我也没有走来走去 自怨自艾啊 You don't see me walking around feeling sorry for myself.
你真漂亮 You're so beautiful.
你好美 You're gorgeous.
我们四个要不要… Should the four of us just...
-不 -为什么 -No. -Why not?
如果瑞克发现… If Rick found out.
怎么 他会杀了你吗 Oh, why? Would he kill you?
不会 可我会内疚 No. I'd just feel terrible.
加里可能会杀了我 Well, Gary might kill me.
我真觉得他做得出来 I honestly think he's capable of it.
但你知道吗 此时此刻 我愿意冒这个险 But you know what? Right now, that is a chance I'm willing to take.
别闹 洛奇 Come on, Lochy.
-那个小魔术师 -不 A little magician.
小魔术师要施展他的小魔法了 A little magician who's gonna do his little magic.
你这个荡妇 You slag.
来吧 洛奇 Come on. Come on, Lochy.
大狗骑着太空猫 The big dog on the space cat. Woof, woof!
我的天 Oh, boy.
-能见到你真好 -是啊 我… - It was great to see you. - Yeah, yeah.
我也很高兴见到你 It's, uh-- It's good to see you too, man.
用他们的话说 以后我们只能在“星际层面”见了 I guess I'll see you on the astral plane or whatever, whatever they say.
听着 Listen...
我可能得请你再帮我一个忙 I may need another favor from you.
什么忙 What is it?
不是什么大事 只是扮演个角色而已 It's not a big deal. Just a bit of role-play.
我欠你个人情 到时候告诉我就行了 Hey, well, I owe you one, so let me know.
-明晚有空吗 -明晚 没问题 -Keep tomorrow night free for me? -Tomorrow night. You got it.
-好 -好 - Okay. - Okay.
我们上床吧 Let's fuck.
好耶 Yeah!
该你们了
快点 Yeah, come on.
（对不起 我爱你们）
动手啊
你在干什么 What are you doing?
写…写张纸条 我有一些待办事项 Write-- Uh, writing a note. S-- Something I gotta remember to do.
你睡不着吗 Can't you sleep?
显然是啊 Obviously not.
你最近很反常 蒂姆 You haven't been acting like yourself, Tim.
怎么了 What's going on?
你知道什么是期望吗 Do you understand the expectations?
你知道大家对我的期望有多高吗 You know? Do you have any idea the expectations on me...
从第一天起就这样 from day one?
我没有一天不背负着这些期望 I haven't known a single day without all this shit put on me.
抱歉 Sorry.
对不起 抱歉 我… Sorry, sorry. It's not, uh... I'm sorry.
我只是压力太大了 Just... It's just stress.
没必要有压力 蒂姆 There's no reason to be stressed, Tim.
你已经在各方面都很成功了 You've already succeeded in every way.
是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
上床睡觉吧 Come to bed.
马上来 In a second.
求你了 上帝 Oh, please, God. Please.
告诉我该怎么做 Tell me what to do.
求你了 Please.
待续
谢谢观赏