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[ ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING ]
HEY, NOW, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
JUST KEEP COOL, Y'ALL,
BECAUSE NUMBUH 5 SAYS...
IT'S CANDY TIME!
[ LAUGHING AND CHEERING ]
WOW, YOU'RE THE BEST, NUMBUH 5.
YOUR SPECIAL STASH!
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
NO OCCASION, NUMBUH 4. JUST --
[ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ]
[ GROANS ]
IT'S A...GUM WAD.
WHA?!
UHH!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
ARG! THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
PREPARE TO BOARD, MATEYS!
GO! GO! GO!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
[ PIRATES LAUGHING ]
LITTLE HELP OVER HERE, NUMBUH 5!
I'M ON IT.
[ GROWLING ]
PIRATE FIGHT!
WHEE!
AARH!
[ GIGGLES ]
JUST A LITTLE CLOSER...
NOW!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
AAAAH!
[ ALL GROANING ]
[ GROANS ]
HUH?
HA! HUH! HA!
NUMBUH 3! LOOK OUT!
WHEE!
HUH? AAH!
UHH!
[ ALL GROAN ]
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
[ LAUGHING ]
[ French accent ] TREE HOUSE SECURED, CAPITAINE!
[ GRUNTING AND SNORTING ]
AH, BRAVE WARRIORS YE YOUNG 'UNS BE,
BUT YE BE NO MATCH FOR...
STICKYBEARD!
THE STICKIEST PIRATE EVER TO SAIL THE SUBURBS.
[ CHEERING AND LAUGHING ]
AH, BUT ENOUGH WITH THE FORMALITIES.
WE'LL NOW BE TAKING ALL YOUR CANDY.
TAKE ANYTHING, BUT NOT THE CANDY!
OH! - A FELLOW SWEET TOOTH, EH?
[ Laughing ] WELL!
THIS LOLLY WILL BE THE LAST BIT OF CANDY
YOU'LL EVER HAVE IN THIS TREE HOUSE
WHEN OLD STICKYBEARD'S DONE WITH YE!
SNAP TO IT, MATEYS!
Pirates: ¶ CANDY, CANDY ¶
¶ TAKE THAT CANDY ¶
¶ TAKE IT ALL ¶
¶ CANDY, CANDY ¶
¶ TAKE THE CANDY ¶
¶ DOWN TO THE LAST SOUR BALL ¶
¶ CANDY, CANDY... ¶
IS THAT ALL THE CANDY, LADS?
OUI, MON CAPITAINE! OUI, MON CAPITAINE!
THEN LET'S SAIL, MATEYS!
[ GASPS ]
EH? WHAT'S THIS?
SO, YOU THOUGHT YE COULD OUTSMART OLD STICKYBEARD,
DID YA?
WHEN I SAID I WAS TAKING ALL YOUR CANDY,
I MEANT IT!
[ LAUGHS ]
RAAAGH!
NO!!
THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING GO OF MY SPECIAL STASH OF CANDY!
AS YOU WISH, MY SWEET-TOOTH MAIDEN.
I'LL TAKE YE BOTH.
AND DON'T THE REST OF YE BE TRYING TO FOLLOW US
OR YOU'LL NEVER UNWRAP A LOLLY WITH YOUR FRIEND AGAIN.
[ SLURPS ]
OOH!
LIME-A-LICIOUS!
ARG!
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
NUMBUH 5!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
OW!
NOT SO TIGHT!
[ CHUCKLING ] [ CHUCKLING ]
HMM.
LICORICE?
AAH...
ARR...
HMM?
OOH!
PURPLE BERRY!
OOH! [ SLURPING ]
BINGO.
NOW NUMBUH 5 JUST GOTTA GET BACK TO THE TREE HOUSE.
HUH?
OH, THAT LASSIE JUST WON'T GIVE UP!
GET HER!!
[ PIRATES SHOUTING ]
BOOM!
UH-OH.
ARG! ARG!
HA HA HA HA HA!
SO LONG, SOUR BALLS!
OOH! WHOA!
HUH? HUH? HUH? HUH?
WHOA!
OHH... OHH... OHH... OHH...
AAAAH!
UHH!
[ LAUGHS ] [ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
AH, YOU HAVE A PASSION FOR THE CANDY, LASSIE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU BE MY NEW FIRST MATE?
TOGETHER, WE'LL SAIL THE SUBURBS ROBBIN' KIDS OF THEIR CANDY!
AND WHEN ME TEETH ARE ALL FALLEN OUT,
YOU'LL INHERIT ME VAST CANDY FORTUNE
AND HAVE ALL THE CANDY FOR 200 MILES!
AND THAT'S NAUTICAL MILES, TOO,
WHICH I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN IS MORE THAN REGULAR MILES.
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
HMM...
THAT'S A LOT OF CANDY.
HMM.
WOW, YOU'RE THE BEST, NUMBUH 5!
[ ALL CHEWING ]
SO, WHAT DO YOU YOU SAY, LASSIE?
THANKS, STICKYBUN,
BUT NUMBUH 5's ALREADY GOT A SWEET GIG.
SO YOUR MIND'S MADE UP, IS IT, LASSIE?
OH...
HOW MUCH CANDY WERE YOU OFFERING AGAIN?
QUIT YOUR STALLIN'!
OOH. - OOH. OOH.
WHO-A-A-A!
WHOA!
IT'S CANDY TIME!
TAKE HER DOWN, NUMBUH 4!
HI, PIRATES!
SUGAR ME TIMBERS! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
PREPARE TO REPEL BOARDERS!
KIDS NEXT DOOR, ATTACK!
GIVE IT UP! WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!
WHOA! AAH! LOOK OUT!
WAAAAH!
WHEE!
HA HA HA HA!
[ GROWLING ]
AHA!
WHOOP!
AAAH! - AAAH! AAAH!
HUH? - HUH? HUH?
[ ALL MUTTERING HAPPILY ]
GIVE IT UP, JUNIOR!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
OOH... OOH...
WHOA!
NUMBUH 2, GRAB THE WHEEL OF THE SHIP!
WHOA!
HA HA!
HA! OHH! HA-HA! HAH! HO-HA!
[ CHUCKLES ]
AAAH!
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
MY CANDY'S GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
OOH!
WHO-A-A-A!
OHH!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GASPS ]
OOOOH-WEE!
[ GASPS ]
BINGO!
THERE YOU ARE!
METHINKS YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH CANDY FOR ONE DAY, LASSIE!
[ MUFFLED TALKING ]
EH? WHAT WAS THAT?
I SAID...
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE DENTIST.
AARH!
YOU'RE MAKIN' A MISTAKE!
NO BRATTY KIDS COULD GIVE YOU...
[ GRUNTS ] AS MUCH CANDY AS I CAN!
YOUR CANDY'S SUGAR-FREE!
HUH?! I'LL SHOW YE!
OH!
THAT WAS PERFECTLY GOOD CANDY.
WHAT A WASTE!
AARGH!
FOOLISH GIRL!
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
SINCE YE WON'T JOIN ME, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO --
EH?
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
WHOA!
AAAH! AAAH!
[ ALL GASP ]
CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!
OHH...
ARR!
THERE SHE BE.
UH-OH.
CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!
[ CHEERING AND SHOUTING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
CHOW DOWN, KIDS.
WHA?
[ GROWLS ]
[ CHEERING AND SHOUTING ]
GET OFF!
STOP! ARR!
NOT THE TUTTI-FRUTTI!
NUMBUH 5!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!
FEELIN' SWEET, BABY!
FEELIN' SWEET!
ARG!
[ Sadly ] KEEP ROWIN', MATEYS!
KEEP ROWIN'.
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
I ASSUMED WE HAD THOSE PESKY KIDS NEXT DOOR
RIGHT WHERE WE WANTED THEM, MR. WINK.
WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY --
YIPPEE-KI-YOW!
Y'ALL LOOKING FOR US?
OUR SINCEREST APOLOGIES...
BUT WE'LL BE TAKING MY DOME BACK NOW.
Y'ALL CAN TAKE IT OVER MY DEAD BODY.
AN INTERESTING PROPOSAL, MR. WINK.
INDEED, MR. FIBB.
UH-OH.
YEE-HAW!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ SNORING ]
HMM?
THIS ISN'T OUR TREE HOUSE.
HMM...
[ HORNS HONKING IN DISTANCE ]
WHERE ARE WE?
WE BETTER SPLIT UP AND LOOK FOR A WAY OUT OF HERE.
[ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ]
YEE-HAW!
THAT SURE WAS A CLOSE ONE, PARTNERS,
BUT WE SHOWED THEM ADULTS WHAT FOR, DIDN'T WE?!
AND... WHO ARE YOU?
I'M LASSO LASS --
THE ROOTIN', TOOTIN'EST, SHOOT-'EM-UP HOOTIN'EST
ADULT-FIGHTIN' COWGIRL THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI.
YOU FIGHT ADULTS?
YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN'!
I'M THE LAST MEMBER
OF THE ROWDIEST BUNCH OF GROWN-UP FIGHTERS EVER --
THE COWBOY KIDS CLUB!
WELCOME TO MY SECRET TREETOP RANCH IN ALL ITS GLORY.
GLORY?
THIS PLACE IS A DU-- AAH!
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME, PARTNERS.
I KEEP ALL THE IMPORTANT EQUIPMENT HERE,
SAFE FROM ANY ADULTS WHO MIGHT THINK OF RUSTLING IT.
YES, SIR, ONLY TOP-SHELF EQUIPMENT HERE.
TOP-SHELF? THIS STUFF IS TRASH!
TRASH?!
WHY, WITH THIS HIGH-TECH RADIO GRAPHAMAJIGGY,
I CAN SPY ON ADULTS DAY AND NIGHT...
Man: I WELL REMEMBER...
IF I AIN'T SEEN ALL!
AND WHAT ABOUT THESE SUPER-DUPER TELETALKING RECEIVIOLAS?
OOH. OOH. OOH. OOH.
I CAN USE THESE TO RELAY IMPORTANT NEWS TO MY TEAMMATES.
HELLO?! CAN YOU READ ME?!
HELLO, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACCEPT A COLLECT CALL...
FROM THE 21st CENTURY?!
YIKE!
SHALL WE OPEN THE DOME NOW, MR. FIBB?
I'D PREFER TO OPEN IT WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, MR. WINK.
THE TIME IS RIGHT, MR. FIBB.
IT IS MY DOME, AND I SHALL OPEN IT WHEN I CHOOSE.
HEY, GUYS, CHECK THIS OUT. WHOO!
WHEE-HEE!
WHOA! - CHECK THAT OUT! - WOW!
SO YOU CAN TWIRL A STUPID ROPE. BIG DEAL.
I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS DUMP.
WHEN THE REST OF YOU ARE DONE PLAYING COWBOYS AND IMBECILES,
MAYBE WE CAN GET BACK TO THE TREE-- HOUSE!
RELAX A SPELL, PARTNER!
HUH?
WHO ARE THESE COWDORKS?
ONLY THE BEST DANG ADULT FIGHTERS WHO EVER LIVED.
THE BEST UNTIL THEY... [ SOBS ]
THEY GROWED UP!
[ GULPS ]
THAT'S -- THAT'S TOO BAD.
BUT IT'S OKAY NOW.
THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS,
WE CAN RE-FORM THE COWBOY KIDS CLUB! [ LAUGHS ]
WE'RE NOT COWBOYS!
ANYWAY, YOU CAN'T FIGHT ADULTS IF YOU ARE AN ADULT.
[ GASPS ] I AM NOT AN ADULT!
ARE TOO. - NUH-UNH.
YUH-HUH. - NUH-UNH.
ARE TOO! - ARE NOT!
DOES A KID HAVE FALSE TEETH?!
[ TALKS INDISTINCTLY ]
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
I SAID, "I CAN DO ANYTHING YOU COWPOKES CAN"!
CAN YOU RETRIEVE THE DOME?
WE HAD IT UNTIL YOU WENT AND LOST IT!
CAN YOU DO THAT, HUH?!
[ WHISTLES ]
Y'ALL WANT THE DOME?
WELL, YOU JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE AND I'LL FETCH IT FOR YA.
ME AND CLIP-CLOP WON'T BE BUT A MOMENT.
Y'ALL MAKE YOURSELVES COMFY, YOU HEAR?
HI-HO, CLIP-CLOP, AWAY!
I MEANT TO DO THAT!
SHE MAY BE OLD, BUT SHE'S PRETTY COOL.
SHE IS DEFINITELY NOT COOL.
AND NOW THAT SHE'S GONE,
WE SHOULD GET BACK TO THE TREE HOUSE.
BUT LASSO LASS SAID SHE'D BE RIGHT BACK.
AND BESIDES...SHE'S GOT ALL THIS NEAT STUFF!
CAN'T WE STAY JUST A LITTLE LONGER?
HYAH!
[ GROANS ] FINE! WHATEVER!
WELL, I THINK WE'VE WASTED ENOUGH TIME
WAITING FOR THAT CRAZY LADY.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
OHH. THIS STINKS. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
Lasso Lass: HELLO, DO YOU READ ME?
LASSO LASS!
HOWDY, PARTNERS.
I AM AT MR. WINK AND MR. FIBB'S HOUSE,
AND WE'RE HAVING US A PIZZA PARTY.
WHY DON'T Y'ALL COME ON BY AND -- STAY AWAY!
IT'S A TRAP!
Mr. Fibb: COME OVER NOW! AND BRING PIZZA!
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HER. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
WE DON'T HAVE ANY OF OUR STUFF. WHAT DO WE DO?
WE CAN'T WIN WITHOUT WEAPONS.
SO?
WHAT DO WE DO, NUMBUH 1?
THIS THE WORST PIZZA PARTY I HAVE EVER BEEN TO!
HEY, DID SOMEONE ORDER A LARGE PIZZA?
OH, YES, OVER HERE...
AND THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY ONIONS ON IT.
LET ME CHECK ON THAT.
OOPS. THERE ARE ONIONS ON IT.
I'LL HAVE TO CALL THIS ONE IN.
KIDS NEXT DOOR -- BATTLE STATIONS!
CHARGE!
THIS SEEMS TO CALL FOR DRASTIC MEASURES, MR. WINK.
I WOULD AGREE, MR. FIBB.
AAAAAH! AAAAAH!
AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
UH! UH! UH! UH! UH! UH!
WAHOO!
UH-OH.
[ GRUNTING ]
HUH? HUH?
OH, THANK YOU, CHILDREN.
[ BOTH CHUCKLING EVILLY ]
[ CHILDREN SCREAMING ]
[ GROANING ]
A MOST SATISFYING MOMENT, MR. WINK.
KIDS NEXT DOOR, PRESENT LANCE!
SUCH PESKY CHILDREN, MR. FIBB.
WHOA-OA!
[ ALL GROANING ]
HOW APPROPRIATE, LASSO LASS,
THAT YOU WOULD BE CAPTURED WITH A GROUP OF CHILDREN.
YOU SHOULD'VE QUIT YEARS AGO.
YOU SHOULD'VE GROWN UP!
YOU SHOULD'VE GONE TO THE PROM WITH ME!
[ HOWLS ]
PERHAPS NOW IS THE TIME, MR. FIBB.
YES, THE TIME IS RIGHT.
NOW LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT, MISS LASSO LASS,
WHEN YOUR GREATEST ENEMY HAS...
A FULL HEAD OF HAIR!
SIX-SHOOTIN' TIMMY... [ GASPS ]
IS THAT YOU?
MY NAME IS TIMOTHY,
AND I'M NOT A MEMBER OF YOUR STUPID CLUB ANYMORE!
[ NEIGHS ]
YES, CLIP-CLOP, IT'S ME -- JOHN.
WHY, TIMMY, YOU'RE JUST AS CUTE AS I REMEMBER.
YOU KNOW I LOVES ME A BOY WITH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR!
FULL HEAD OF... THAT'S A TOUPEE!
SHUT UP!
I USED TO HAVE REAL HAIR
UNTIL IT ALL STARTED FALLING OUT WHEN I WAS 14!
AND YOU NEVER LOOKED AT ME THE SAME, MISS LASSO LOONY!
YOU WENT TO THE PROM WITH THAT BLASTED TEXAS TOMMY
AND HIS FULL HEAD OF HAIR INSTEAD OF ME!
IT ISN'T FAIR! IT'S NOT!
THERE, THERE. IT'S OKAY.
LET ME FIX THAT FOR YOU.
[ CRIES ] - THERE.
NOW THAT'S THE TIMMY I REMEMBER.
HUH?
[ SNIFFLES ] DO YOU REALLY THINK IT LOOKS
[ SNIFFLES ]...OKAY?
IT SURE DOES! RRRR-OW!
IN FACT, IT LOOKS SO NICE THAT I COULD JUST -- WELL...
I COULD -- I COULD -- I COULD JUST KISS YA!
[ SMOOCHING ]
UM, UH...UH... THAT'S OKAY.
I, UM...
[ SCREAMING ]
[ WOLF WHISTLES ]
[ SNORTS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
HEIGH-HO, CLIP-CLOP...
[ GASPS ] AWAY!
I MEANT TO DO THAT!
YEE-HAW!
SO LONG, PARTNER!
MAYBE OUR TRAILS WILL MEET AGAIN!
AW, KNOCK IT OFF.
DON'T LET THE RUSTLERS GET YOU!
I SAID CUT IT OUT!
[ GIGGLES ] YIPPEE-YI-YO-YO-YO!
UGH!
5...4...3...2...1.
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