哇哦 Oh, my God.
好漂亮 That's hot.
我妈要是没那么多事 我也会打耳洞的 If my mom weren't such a stupid bitch, I'd do it, too.
至少她有一个优点 At least she's good for one thing.
不会吧 No way.
天 我想烟都想了一天了 Oh, my God, I've been dying for a ciggy all day.
我也是 - Me, too.
听说格温妮丝·帕特洛一天两包呢 I heard Gwyneth Paltrow smokes, like, two packs a day.
天啊 - Oh, my God.
女士们 你们好 Hello, there, ladies.
我看到了 I saw that.
我懂 I get it.
你们想像个成年人没毛病 You wanna be adults, and that makes sense,
两位年轻美女 two beautiful young women.
这人有病吧 Sketchy much?
不 我只是略表赞美 - No, I was just giving you a compliment.
好吧 变态 Okay, perv,
你这年龄都可以当我爸了 you're old enough to be my dad.
你这年龄也该懂法律了 - And you're old enough to know the law.
把烟给我 就放你们一马 Now, give me the cigarettes, and I'll forget about this.
否则呢 你要逮捕我们吗 - Or what? You'll arrest us?
你只是商场保安啊 I mean, you're just some mall cop.
不 我是托皮卡警局的 - No, I'm-I'm-I'm a member of the Topeka P.D.
-嘿 -我给我妈打电话 Oh, my God. - I'm calling my mom.
她是个律师 She's a lawyer.
她不是没有通过律师资格考试吗 - I thought she didn't pass the bar.
闭嘴 比安卡 - Shut up, Bianca.
什么鬼 ） What the hell?
我就知道我该买摩托罗拉 I knew I should've gotten a Razr.
什么鬼 怎么回事儿 - What the fuck? - What's going on?
-天降横财 -我的天啊 - Free money! - Oh, my god.
太好了 Oh, hell, yeah!
♪我就知道要轮到我发达♪ I know it's up for me
♪你如果偷走我阳光♪ If you steal my sunshine
♪确保我不会陷太深♪ Making sure I'm not in too deep
♪你如果偷走我阳光♪ If you steal my sunshine
♪我会站起来 并游刃有余♪ Keeping versed and on my feet
♪你如果偷走我阳光♪ If you steal my sunshine
这就是你们不听话的代价 - That's for not doing what you're told.
对 谁让你们听指挥 - Yeah, follow directions!
为什么不留在车里 - Why don't you stay in the car?
搜身 铐上 - Strip 'em and zip 'em.
我会把你外套脱了 好吗 - I'm gonna take your jacket off, okay?
完事后我会还给你的 I'll give it back to you when we're all done.
还有你的手套 And your gloves, too, actually.
斯图 不用跟他们解释 - Stu, you don't have to explain.
-只管去做 -好 Just do it. - Okay.
要是太紧就告诉我 Let me know if it's too tight.
手举起来 拜托 别说拜托了 - Hands up, please. - Stop saying, "Please."
-好吧 抱歉 -你好啊 - Okay, sorry. - Hey, there.
这伤口还没好透呢 对吧 Oh, yeah, that wound is still fresh, huh?
我问问哈 硬汉 这是你女友 Tell me, tough guy, this your main squeeze,
还是某种交易安排 or is this some sort of transactional arrangement?
把他们押到紫色线那边 Send 'em down the purple line.
没问题 老大 You got it, boss.
天啊 这里是车管所 - Oh, my God. It's a DMV.
-什么 -你因为没有 - A what? - You have been detained
开放道路许可证被拘留了 for driving without an open road license.
我们会给你发一个许可证 You will now be issued a license.
如果你拒不接受 请沿着红线走 If you decline, you will walk the red line.
如果你再被抓到无照驾驶 If you are caught driving without a license again,
请沿着红线走 you will walk the red line.
红线通往哪里 - What's down the red line?
不 不 等一下！ No, no, wait!
酷 这叫声 - Cool, screams.
把他们带走吧 Take 'em away.
玩得开心啊 废柴 - Have fun, losers.
我声明下 我他妈恨死你了 - Just to be clear, I fucking hate you.
彼此彼此 - Same.
打开啊 该死的后备箱 - Open, you stupid trunk. Damn.
可可油 - Cocoa butter?
迈克 你尝过可可油吗 Mike, you ever tried cocoa butter?
试过吗 - Tried it? - Ugh.
不会吧 这也太 - Come on. - Just fuckin'--
拜托 Come on.
你觉不觉得斯通探员有点严厉 - Hey, do-do you think Agent Stone is kinda intense?
他笑起来好疹人 I do not like it when he smiles.
谢泼德告诉过我斯通的老底 - Shepard already gave me the lowdown on Stone, okay?
他是个名副其实的英雄 He's a legit hero.
听着 灾难发生后 Get this, when the fall happened, right,
他的家乡被一个恐怖组织占领 this terrorist group took over this man's hometown.
这家伙自己单枪匹马 This guy stepped up himself
消灭了所有人 and single handedly annihilated everybody
手法极其极端 with extreme prejudice.
手法极其极端 厉害 - Extreme prejudice, cool.
操 - Fuck.
伙计 这玩意儿怎么还坏了 Man, you need to fix this shit.
哟呵 老迈 Yoo-hoo, Mikey-Mike.
你好啊 Mmm, what's up?
你把那俩傻逼电晕的样子太牛逼了 I really love the way you tased that twat like...
说到傻逼 - Uh-oh. Speaking of twats...
你手里拿的是什么 大块头 What you got there, big guy?
你可以叫我斯图 - You know, you-you can just call me Stu,
就是垃圾而已 and it's trash.
你知道的 - Well, you know, uh,
斯通教育过我们 甲之垃圾 乙之 as Stone says, one man's trash is a--
乙之什么 - Is what?
我去 - Oh, Goddamn.
嘿 你怎么认识外面那个破警察的 - Hey, how'd you know that old ratty cop out there,
叫谢泼德还是什么的 Shepard or whatever?
怎么 你又故技重施了 So, we're back to this now?
行 那我也陪你玩玩安静游戏 Fine, I can play the quiet game, too.
你怎么不说话 W-why won't you talk?
你怎么不说话 你怎么不说话 Why won't you talk? Why won't you talk?
-你怎么不说话 -你怎么话这么多 Why won't you talk? - Why do you talk so much?
听着 这张嘴多次把我 - Look, this mouth has gotten me out
救出困境 of a lotta sticky situations.
-恶心 -不是那样的 - Eww. - Not like that.
虽然 也有那样的情况 I mean, that happened, too.
听着 在这里 沉默会害死你 Look, out here, silence can get you killed.
-沉默救了我的命 -是吗 - Silence has kept me alive. - Oh, yeah?
那你为什么让那个警察吃屎吧 So, why'd you tell that cop to eat your ass?
哦 你好啊 Well, hello.
为何冥冥之中我们总能相遇 这是个谜 It's a mystery how our paths just keep crossing.
我的人说 My men say
你的声音很可爱 you have a darling little voice.
我想听听 你这声音能出什么来 I'm excited to hear what comes out of it.
喝吧 都喝完 - Go ahead, drink up.
我们坐的地方 Where we're sitting,
以前是条湍急的河流 there once flowed a powerful river.
后来人们在上面修了一个建筑奇观 Then they built this architectural marvel.
小时候 我父亲常带我 My father used to bring me here for the tour
来这里参观游览 when I was a child.
虽然游览过程有点枯燥 The tour was a bit dry.
只是给你们幽默一下 - Just a little dam humor for ya.
但现在 道路都被湍急的河流覆盖 But now, the roads have all become wild rivers,
所以我自己建立了一条封锁线 一个水坝 so I'm building my own blockade, a dam, if you will.
从亚利桑那州南部 It runs from Southern Arizona
一直延伸到加拿大荒原 all the way to the Canadian wastes,
但唯一的出入口 but the only way through...
就在这里 is here.
哇 这故事真酷 - Wow, cool story.
这是一场误会 好吗 There's been a misunderstanding, all right?
我不是罪犯 I'm not a criminal.
我只是个送牛奶的 I'm a milkman on a delivery.
我知道你跟这个女孩有梁子 Now I know you got a beef with the girl.
但跟我一点关系没有啊 Pfft, that ain't got nothin' to do with me, right?
我才不管你送什么货 - I don't give a fuck about your delivery.
我在乎的是 What I do give a fuck about,
你手里怎么会有这个 is how you would happen to have this.
我花了几十年修建了哨所和检查站 I have spent decades building outposts and checkpoints,
都被这张地完美图避开 but this map manages to avoid damn near every one.
告诉我你的制图师是谁 I want the name of your cartographer.
我的 我的什么 - My carta-ta-- my what?
给你画地图的人 - Your mapmaker.
不是的 老兄 - Oh, no, man. I found that
地图是我在路边捡到的 on the side of the road, dude.
你想要就拿去 Come on. You want it, take it.
你真觉得我有那么蠢吗 - You really think I'm that stupid?
没有 不不不 完至没有 - No. No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
我知道这个世界的规矩 警官 I know how this world works, officer.
你表示尊重 我很感激 - A little respect, I appreciate that,
但郑重声明 叫我探员 but for the record, it's Agent.
这样吧 我叫你斯通探员 - Even better, Agent, uh, Stone.
我不知道这张地图完美避开了你的哨所 I didn't know this map avoided your routes.
我真不知道 I did not know.
我现在知道了 Now, I do know.
不如我去办个你们一直 So, how about I get one of those licenses
在说的驾照 I keep hearing so much about,
然后放我高高兴兴上路 and I go on my merry way?
你干嘛要这样啊 Why'd you do that?
这就没必要了 Oh, that was unnecessary.
你甚至都不能自己动手 - Couldn't even do it yourself.
先待上几小时把 咱们我们聊聊你的态度 - We'll revisit that attitude in a few hours.
好期待呢 - Can't wait.
把那个制图者给我找到 - Get the name of the mapmaker.
只要泄露消息 整个大坝都会毁掉 One leak could bring the whole dam down.
来 快点 快点 - Come on, come on, hurry.
快走 到后面去 - Let's go. - Get in back.
管它合不合法 Don't matter if it's legal.
这是最后一个了 - That's the last one.
你好啊 邻居 需要帮忙吗 - Hey, neighbor, need some help?
谢谢 玛吉 Thanks, Margie.
你和瑞克还好吗 How are you and Rick holding up?
外面太可怕了 - Oh, it's scary out there.
我们前几天被抢劫了 Looters hit us the other day.
我们去警察局寻求帮助 但是 We went to the station for help, but...
警所被烧毁了 - The station burned down.
是啊 周二被暴徒烧毁的 Yeah, bastards torched it on Tuesday.
大家只能靠自己了 It's every man for himself.
玛吉 你在干什么 Margie, what are you doing?
瑞克 快进来 - Rick, get in here!
去拿他的枪 Get the gun.
抱歉 兄弟 - Sorry, bro.
看看后面 他的步枪在不在 - Check the back for his rifles.
检查一下橱柜 Check the cabinets, too!
这里啥都没有 只有《杂耍》 Ain't nothing back here but "Juggs!"
那是什么 水吗 - Of what? Of-of water?
不 是杂志 No, like the magazine,
两人行 大胸黄片 two Gs, big boob porn.
当然 斯通警官喜欢大奶子 - Of course, Officer Stone is into big titties.
猪哕 Pig.
我找到了 咱们走 - I got 'em. Let's jet.
你们为什么这么对我 - Why are you guys doing this?
你说过了 大家都得靠自己 - Like you said, every man for himself.
我们得在事态变糟之前 离开这座城 We're getting out of this city before it all goes up,
反正你一直以来都挺浑的 and you've always been kind of an asshole.
走 Go.
回见 警官 Later, officer.
虽然你速度和准确度都不错 - While I give you points for velocity and precision,
段朝他的脸吐口水实在太蠢了 spit washing his face was a stupid fuckin' idea.
我刚才差点就要把我们弄出去了 I was this close to talking us outta here.
你为什么要那样做 Why did you do that?
你干嘛不告诉他制图师是谁 - Why didn't you tell him who made your shitty map?
因为不关你的事 - That's none of your business.
瞧 你的问题有答案了 - Oh, look at that. You answer your own questions.
你真让我头疼 - Yo, you're a pain in my ass.
-你跪舔啊 -你想得美 - Oh, blow me. - You wish.
不太可能 - Pfft, not likely.
-傻逼 -混蛋 Prick. - Asshole.
斯通对这个信息很重视 - Stone is really counting on us to get this info, man.
所以我们不能搞砸了 斯图 So, we can't fuck this up, Stu.
说得好像我会搞砸似的 - You say that like I'm gonna fuck it up.
我是说我们得全力以赴 好吗 - All I'm saying is, we gotta go hard, okay?
认真对待 Put your game face on.
我们的座右铭是什么 Now what's our motto?
又大又甩 - Big, swinging--
-我们要骄傲地甩起大屌 -甩起大屌 - We got big swinging dicks. - Swinging dicks.
没错 我们他妈的事老大 - That's right, and we're in motherfucking charge.
-操你妈 -操你妈 - Fuck you. - Fuck you.
这是干啥 What the fuck is that?
这是美国手语中大屌的意思 - It's American sign language for big balls.
拿刑具了吗 不是打算折磨我们吗 - Y'all got saws and shit in there to torture us?
说 地图是谁画的 - Tell us who made that map,
我们就不折磨你了 and you'll never need to find out.
哇哦 你还真不是个新手 - Ooh, you do this a lot.
把这些表格填一式三份填好 - Fill out these forms in triplicate.
太可怕了 - That's scary.
会很可怕 - Oh, it will be.
你等着吧 - Yeah, it will be.
要是我不知道自己的DOB呢 - So, what if I don't know my DOB?
-是出生日期的意思 -好吧 - It means date of birth. - Okay.
如果我这个也不知道呢 So, what if I don't know that either?
播放 - Turn it on.
♪我是芭比女孩 在芭比的世界里♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
♪我喜欢这种塑料生活♪ Life in plastic it's fantastic
算你走运 我喜欢这歌 - You're lucky I love this song!
一会儿就不喜欢了 - Not for long.
你可以给我梳头 给我换衣服 You can brush my hair undress me everywhere
大声点 Louder!
♪想象力♪ - Ahh! Imagination
♪生活是你自己创造的♪ Life is your creation
♪来吧 芭比 咱们去派对♪ Come on Barbie let's go party
♪我是芭比女孩 在芭比的世界里♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
快写 - Get writing!
♪我喜欢这种塑料生活♪ Life in plastic it's fantastic
这笔怎么这么点儿 Why is the pencil so small?
我们只有这么点儿的笔 继续写 - That's all we got! Keep writing!
N- P- X- T- Z. - N-P-X-T-Z.
你来 - Now, you.
F- U- C- K- U(操你妈) - F-U-C-K-U.
他们眼睛看起来有点干 对不对 - Eyes look a little dry, don't they?
不是吧兄弟 - Aww, come on, man. Ahh!
别别别 天 - No, no, no, no! Oh, God!
对不起 我天 Sorry. Oh, my God. Ugh!
♪你可以触摸 可以赏玩♪ You can touch you can play
♪只要你说我是你的♪ If you say I'm always yours
♪我是芭比世界的芭比女生♪ I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
告诉我们制图师是谁 否则就死 - Give us the mapmaker or meet yours.
等等 你意思是 Wait, did you mean
你想见制图师还是说想见见造你出来的那位 you wanna meet the mapmaker or meet your maker?
这词本来挺酷的 That would have been a cool line,
可你张嘴给说砸了 兄弟 but you fucked it up, player.
不 不 No! No!
♪让我走路 让我按你说的做♪ Make me walk make me talk do whatever you please
♪我可以表现的像个明星♪ I can act like a star
♪我可以下跪♪ I can beg on my knees
♪来吧 跳上车♪ Come jump in bimbo friend
♪我们再来一次♪ Let us do it again
♪在城镇每个角落里疯狂♪ Hit the town fool around let's go party
♪你可以摸我♪ You can touch
以前我可喜欢这歌了 That used to be my jam back in the day.
你们有什么想分享的吗 So, you have anything you'd like to share?
有 - Yeah.
我认识制图师很久了 I've known the mapmaker for a long time.
他可能是地球上我唯一 He's probably the only person on this earth
真正信任的人 that I really trust.
所以我永远都不会告诉你他叫什么 That's why I'll never tell you his name.
你可以再给我拿一堆文件来填 You can give me 1,000 more forms to fill out.
挺有意思的 They're fun.
看来我们只能把你 - I guess we're just gonna have to send you
送上红线了 down the red line then.
而你 你肯定很激动吧 And you, you must be thrilled.
又能拥抱你弟弟了 You get to hug your brother, again.
想想他为你挡的那颗子弹 To think that he took a bullet for you,
可你不珍惜 and you just threw it away.
真丢脸 Shame.
把他们带走 Take 'em away.
我会找到你的 - I'll find you.
是么 去哪里找 - Oh, yeah? Where?
下辈子么 In the afterlife?
小鬼 Spooky.
走了 Let's go.
听着 要是还有其他地图 - Listen, if there's more maps out there,
我们可能会暴露 we could be compromised.
-要我去趟总部吗 -不用 - Want me to head to HQ? - No.
我自己处理 I'll handle it myself.
警官 你在家吗 - Officer, are you in here?
我在车道上看到你警车了 I saw your police car out in the driveway.
我帮不了你 - I cannot help you.
这些人 恐怖分子 - These guys, these-these terrorists,
把我从餐厅里赶出来了 they threw me out of my restaurant.
你还没明白吗 世界完蛋了 - Don't you get it? The world is over.
所以我们才需要你呀 - That's why we need you.
太遗憾了 我还以为你是警察呢 Too bad-- I thought you were a cop.
B67 到B67了 B67-- that's B67.
看来我是完不成任务了 - Guess I'm not gonna finish this job.
斯通杀了你弟是吧 So, Stone killed your brother, huh?
有时候闭上你臭嘴也没什么关系 - You know, sometimes it's okay to shut the fuck up.
我只是 我跟你说 - I was just-- you know what?
算了 混蛋 Never mind, asshole.
斯通 - Stone...
他逼我弟 He made my brother--
他逼他开枪自杀 He made him shoot himself.
太糟糕了 - That's messed up.
他是你唯一的亲人吗 Was he your only family?
我以前也有家人 You know, I had a family, too.
真是让人想不到 - What a stunning admission.
你先听我说完 - If you let me finish...
我本想说我不记得他们了 I was gonna say I don't remember them.
我记性没那么好 Like, my memory is not that good.
不管我怎么努力 都记不起他们 And no matter how hard I try, I can't remember 'em.
我看不到他们的脸 I can't see their faces.
所以 你很幸运能跟你弟弟 So, you were lucky to have as much time
相处那么久 with your brother as you did.
因为我只有一张烧焦的照片和感觉 'Cause all I have is a burnt photo and feelings.
真是太操蛋了 - Wow. That is supremely fucked.
是呀 Yeah, I know.
所以这份帮新旧金山送货的任务 That's why this delivery job for New San Francisco--
本可以帮我找回来的 it was supposed to help me get it back, you know.
不是找回家庭 而是 I mean, not the family, but...
那种感觉 the feeling,
融入某个环境的感觉 being a part of somethin'.
B68 到B68了 B68-- that's B68.
我们也许应该看在过去情分上 - Maybe we should try and kill each other right here
在这里互相解决 for old times sakes.
好了兄弟 该你了 - All right, bud, you're up.
不用 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
你去 You, do it.
我来处理这俩混蛋 - I'll handle these douche nozzles.
嘿 听着 斯图 你是叫斯图吧 - Hey, listen, Stu. It's Stu, right?
还是说叫你斯图尔特 I mean, or you go by Stuart?
就是 一般大家都叫你什么 Like, what is your-- what do you go by?
-闭嘴 -怪我 大块头 - Sh-shut up. - My bad, big man.
大块头 去你妈的 - Big man? Go fuck yourself!
别以为我不知道”大块头”什么意思 You don't think I know what "big man" means
还有”熊爸爸”或者”老大” or, uh, "papa bear", or "boss,"
或者”大号波莉” or "Plus Size Polly,"
”大奶蒂米” or "Big-titted Timmy,"
或者”嘿 你知道你长得像谁不” or, "Hey, you know what who you look like?"
我猜下 他妈的布鲁斯·维兰奇 Oh, let me guess, fuckin' Bruce Vilanch.
我懂 我不娇小 好吧 I get it. I'm not petite, okay?
用不着迁就我 So, don't patronize me.
你想别人怎么叫你啊 How would you like to be called, uh, uh--
你怎么张这么帅 how are you so Goddamn good-lookin'?
他口气可臭了 - I mean, his breath smells like shit.
-你干嘛说这话 -我天 - Why would you even say that? - Oh, God,
我从这儿都能闻着 I can smell it from here.
靠 - Oh, shit.
打开 Open it.
打开 去啊 Open it. Go on.
好高啊 好高啊 - Oh, it's so high! It's so high!
好高啊 我天 我恐高 It's so high! Oh, God, I fuckin' hate heights!
我他妈还不想死呢 - Yeah, I hate fuckin' hate dyin'!
嘿 我们不会跳的 Hey, look, we're not gonna jump, man.
这没得商量 - And I'm not negotiating.
这里就是红线终点 This is where the red line ends.
斯图 你朋友很冷血 - Look, Stu, your friend has a cold heart,
但我理解你 斯图 but I see you, Stu.
你不是那种人 你是个好人 You're not that guy. You're a good guy.
要么跳下去 要么掉下去 - Either you jump, or you fall.
那就开枪啊 - Then go ahead and fuckin' shoot us!
我们才不会帮你的 We're not gonna do your job.
来啊 开枪啊 Go ahead. Fire away!
把我俩头打爆 Blow our fuckin' heads off!
斯通就是这么对我和我弟的 斯图 - Stone played this game with me and my brother, Stu.
这是权力作祟 It's about power!
你想感受那种权力吗 你想跟斯通一样吗 You wanna feel that power? You wanna be like Stone?
那就动手 开枪 Then go ahead. Shoot us.
但你必须自己完成 But you have to finish the job!
来啊 动手啊 - Do it! - Come on, do it!
-动手 -动手 Do it! - Do it!
如果我不杀了你们 我就死定了 - If I don't kill you, I'm dead.
如果你坐进车里 - Not if you're in the car
跟我们一起逃离这里就不会 斯图 speeding your ass outta here with us, Stu.
草 - Fuck.
你想来件纪念T恤吗 - You gonna get a commemorative t-shirt?
我还以为你会更喜欢玻璃雪球 I thought you were more of a snow globe guy.
-你有不逼逼的时候吗 -没 - Do you ever stop talking? - No.
快点 对 好 - Come on. Yeah, okay.
钥匙钥匙钥匙 这边 - Keys, keys, keys, right here.
开工 Here we go.
-你钥匙长什么样 -钥匙 - What do your keys look like? - Keys.
上面有几个锯齿 Okay, how many ridges are on them or teeth?
就钥匙样 They look like keys.
我不知道 就是把钥匙 I don't know. It's-it's a key.
说具体点 我又不了解钥匙 - Please be more specific. - I don't know keys.
我又不是锁匠 也不是配钥匙的 I'm not a locksmith or a keymaster.
找到 - Got it.
-你朋友去哪儿了 -靠 安静 - Where'd your friend go? - Goddamn it, Quiet.
去他妈的 不带她了 Fuck it. We gotta leave her.
恐怖分子在里面 - The terrorists are in there?
对 他们有武器 - Yeah, and they're armed.
我来处理 I'll handle this.
安静 Shh, be quiet.
为什么 Why?
嘿 快点 亲爱的 过来这边 - Hey, come on, honey. - Come over here.
嘿 谁在外面 Hey, who's out there?
别动 以法律的名义命令你 - Freeze in the name of the law!
等等 你是恐怖分子 Wait, you are the terrorists?
-警官 -我们没地方可去了 - Officer? - We had nowhere else to go.
杂货店都被洗劫一空 The grocery stores were all looted.
我们来只是为了家人找食物 We only came here to get food for our families,
然后店主就吓坏了 and then the owner freaked out.
这里的蛇饲料和椰子虾可以 There's enough snake-sketti and coconut shrimp here
足够养活数百人 to feed hundreds of people.
现在很多人都在挣扎 - Look, lots of people are struggling, right now,
但饥饿不是违法的理由 but hunger is not an excuse to break the law.
-现在离开 -等等 我认识你 Leave now. - Wait, I know you.
我经常在这里看到他 I see him around here all the time.
这人就是个商场保安 This dude is a fucking rent-a-cop.
商场在我巡逻范围内 - Uh, the mall is part of my patrol.
-我是真警察 -你看着不像 I'm a real cop. - You don't act like one.
告诉大家不要占两个车位停车 Tellin' folks not to double park.
费老大劲抓偷糖果的小孩 Sweating little kids stealing candy.
这事让你觉得自己很重要 大权在握是吗 That make you feel like a big, powerful man?
请你们离开该栋建筑 - I need you to vacate the premises, please.
请离开该栋建筑 - "Vacate the premises, please."
瞧瞧你这装强硬的样子 Look at you trying to look tough.
那件制服几乎连个折痕都没有 That uniform barely has a crease in it.
鞋还是亮闪闪的 Shoes still shiny.
一个可悲的 没用的小商场保安怎么 How is a pathetic, worthless, pencil dick of a mall cop--
我跟你说了 我是执法人员 - I told you! I am a man of the law!
不 Oh, no.
是你导致的 我是来帮忙的 You did this! I was here to help!
你非得反抗 都怪你 You had to resist! This is your fault!
你犯法了 You broke the law!
靠 对不起老大 - Oh, shit! Sorry, boss.
我以为你已经去总部了 I thought you were already headed to HQ.
斯通呢 - Where is Stone?
我这有两块大石哦 - I got two stones for you, right here.
跟我调上情了 - Oh, are we flirting now?
鹅卵石还差不多 More like pebbles.
我记得你老大说过 I remember what your fuckhead boss said
如果有人讲述你的故事 about how if someone tells your story,
就会永流传 it lives on forever.
你会作为一个死了老二还握在手里的男人 You'll be remembered as the guy who died
被大伙铭记的 with his dick in his hand.
你他妈干了什么斯图 - What the fuck did you do, Stu?
囚犯们跑了 The prisoners are loose.
总部 HQ.
他们对你美丽的身体做了什么 宝贝 Oh, what did they do to your beautiful body, baby?
草 该死 Fuck. Damn it!
快点 宝贝 Come on, baby.
你们哪个混蛋没关顶灯 Which one of you assholes left the dome light on?
最后谁在车里来着 - Uh, who was in the car last?
出去 推车 Uh, uh-- - Get out and push!
好 不是我啦 - Okay. Wasn't me.
快走 我可以 Go! I got it!
斯图 你是我的英雄 - Stu, you're my hero!
没了你我们根本就办不到 We couldn't have did it without you!
-他不在 -后备箱得修了 - He's not here. - I gotta fix that trunk.
-要回去接他吗 -你逗我呢吧 Should we go back and get him? - Are you shitting me?
你说得对 - You're right.
拜啦 斯图 Jello, Stu.
迈克 他们把我制服了 - Mike, they overpowered me.
如果你不是我们的人 那就是我们的敌人 - If you ain't with us, you're against us.
他们真的把你所有枪都拿走了吗 Did they really have to strip all your guns?
太卑鄙了 That's just mean.
-他们把所有东西都拿了 -是啊 没武器 - They take everything? - Yeah, no weapons,
就意味着我只能一路提心吊胆的 which means I'm gonna be clinching my cheeks
去新芝加哥了 all the way to New Chicago.
天 他们把我可可油也拿走了 Aww, man, they took my cocoa butter.
现在我皮肤也要干裂了 Now, I'm gonna be ashy, too.
我得赶赶进度 Look, I need to make up some time,
这里和新芝加哥之间 so is there any way I can drop you
有什么地方可以放下你的吗 between here and New Chicago?
有的 - Yeah, there is.
从小到大 我弟经常跟我说 Growing up, my brother, he used to tell me
在灾难之前 about how before the fall,
人们生活在没有围墙 没有恐惧的城里 people lived in cities without walls, without fear.
我们想去那样的地方 We were trying to get to a place like that.
那很抱歉告诉你这个坏消息 小姐姐 - Well, I'm sorry to break the news to you, sister,
这种城市都消失了 but all those cities are gone.
也不是所有都消失了 - No, not all of them.
中西部有个避难城市 There's a sanctuary city in the Midwest.
我们之前就是要去那里 That's where we were headed before...
然后就没去成 things got fucked.
这个避难城市叫什么 - Well, does this sanctuary city have a name?
总部 托皮卡 - HQ. Topeka.