Jonas, it's not funny anymore.
And I'd like to know now,
since you're leaving again soon,
whether you'd like to see me again.
I... thought you would yesterday.
Could you be more respectless?
Do you know how moronic and stupid...
and naive and green I feel?
It's mad.
Totally mad.
What am I to do about all this?
What a cowardly scrote you are.
One moment the two of us...
and the next...
Hello. -Hello!
What is that? -"What is that?" A car. Get in.
Give me that.
How are you? -Hey!
Merci beaucoup.
How is it with Julia?
I've no idea.
It's over.
If it was a relationship, it's over.
But...
everything else remains.
That is... You know... -Yes.
We still have some fun together.
I just...
just didn't fall in love.
But she has good contacts, she helped me contact...
I have...
I have a small exhibition in a café-gallery.
They said they wanted my pictures.
You need to be a bit careful,
it's the only way.
Good to see you.
You are not pissing.
It's lonely in the Uckermark.
"With 100,000 inhabitants, the area has half as many dwellers
as Berlin's district of Neuköln."
Yes.
"If seen in terms of U...NO statistics..."
UNO.
"If seen in terms of UNO statistics, the region...
is technically uninhabited... -No one lives here.
One might imagine that its extended plains
overgrown lakes and enchanted forests
have never been visited by mankind...
Yes. -If tracks are found,
one wonders if they are ever used.
Nonetheless, the Uckermark is rich
in monuments showing centuries of culture:
Manors and castles,
monasteries and churches,
industry and business
and railway lines indicate the active presence
of mankind.
There are over 400 lakes in the Uckermark..."
400 lakes!
Real sweet.
"Around them lie rolling hills
that were formed during the Ice Age.
The majority of the landscape is protected
by belonging to one of three national nature reserves:
The Lower Oder Valley National Park..."
What?
Why do you squeak? "Oder Valley!"
"... Oder Valley...
Schorfheide-Chorin Biosphere Reserve,
and Uckermark Lakes Nature Park.
Villages and towns are surrounded by forests,
meadows, fields and water."
What's this? -What?
A cappuccino, please.
And what does he think?
Your room is furnished, anyway.
You'll move... to Berlin, to me.
I've earned enough money...
I need you.
It's only for me.
Cheers.
Hey! Help me.
My camera, I...
Are you crazy?
Stop it!
Could you come here for a second?
Come here for a second.
I want to try something. Come here.
Yes, but come out first.
What is it? -I want to try something.
Yes? Could you stand here,
and then...
when I say 'go' or something,
you run into the lake, okay?
You just run right in. -Okay.
Yes, I'm coming.
Your... Your father is calling.
Very good.
We are here at a lake,
but I'd like...
I'd like to drive on, unless you want to stay here.
Yes? -Yes.
And namely...
to Zichow.
There's an old castle, it seems, or...
some ruins or something.
I've no idea what I want to do.
You're leading the way.
Welcome!
Will.
There it is.
I've never been here before.
How might I have been?
Are you going swimming?
Very romantic.
But it looks really dirty, right?
I saved you.
Could you slow down a bit?
What's with you? You stupid or what?
What the fuck?
Everything okay? -Search me.
This is great, an old Russian airport.
It had the Bomb back then. -That's it.
That's... -There's a great place
and it's actually quite close.
It's called Carinhall. -I've read about it.
It was a Nazi hunting house belonging to Göring.
The whole bunch would ride out from Berlin to receptions there.
It's perfect, how do we get there?
It's not on the map at all,
there are only tracks through the woods leading there.
Where are they here?
I don't know... -They're not on the map?
There's nothing here.
It's not easy to find, but... -Yes, but couldn't you...
couldn't you come and show us the way?
It's just what I'm looking for
I don't know the way or the area, but you do perfectly.
So it'd be great if you came for a night or...
Just two days driving round and checking everything out.
We can certainly go to Carinhall,
Yes? -With pleasure, yes.
May I...
Yes, let's drive there.
Cool, that'd be cool. -Then we'll see.
Then let's go! You give me directions.
Cool. -And Phil can...
relax a bit here.
Would you go in there?
Would you go in? -No.
Could you lookout?
Now ask for ID.
Your passport, please.
It's all that remains to be seen...
this stone is.
Carinhall.
There's supposed to be a...
There's supposed to be a cellar somewhere,
underground...
I'm pissing on the Nazis.
Actually that's a good idea.
This is revenge on the Nazis.
Very good.
To Hermann Goering.
Piss all over the place.
Piss as much as you can.
Very good.
Is this your house? -No.
But we can spend the night here.
Do you have a key?
Boris, what are you doing?
One moment.
What's he doing with the ladder?
Let's drive off.
Hey, I don't believe it...
Boris, is this your house? Sometimes, yes.
Come in, come in! -Did you break in?
No! Come along.
It's fine, it's fine.
So you're actually from London, yes?
From London. -Were you born there?
In West London. -Cool. Why's West London special?
It's not special.
You might say it's on the rich side.
Rich? Big houses and all that?
Yes. -Nice area?
You're from Poland, right? -Yes.
Got a girlfriend or anything?
"Or anything?"
No, I don't have a girlfriend, I...
I'm currently... single.
Phil?
Are you a couple?
Nope.
Honestly not?
We're not a couple, we're friends.
I'm going out, I want to take some photos
You're going out? -Yes. -It's true, the light's very nice.
Yes. -I'll come have a look with you.
You're going along?
You're...
It's really beautiful, you could...
Say, have you got shit for brains?
You've taken off your gear,
and think you're going to fuck me?
Fine, I'll take mine off, too.
It's just a joke. -Here you have my cock.
Stay cool.
You go throughout Europe...
No sooner do you leave the country, you get attacked by fags!
He gets undressed and wants to do me from behind with his cock.
What are you doing with your cock against my back, damn it?
Good morning. -Morning.
Let's go, come on.
Would you take the bottle?
Come on, Philip.
Perfect. Now beside one another towards the vanishing point.
That looks good.
You two..
If you'd both just walk together into the forest.
Wolves. -Wolves.
Come on, let's go back.
Nice, huh?
Hot.
Check it out!
Son of a bitch! -Here.
How long can we stay?
Three days at least.
Did I promise too much?
Welcome.
We'll be sleeping upstairs right.
The living room is on the left, on the right is kitchen,
dining room, and a wonderful garden.
I love it. -You love it? Wonderful.
Garden, yes? -Yes.
Boris.
A present...
from the dear professor.
A good wine, I expect.
I assume so.
So, dear children...
"Dear Jonas,
I hope you enjoy it in the manor,
it would be nice if you could water the plants...
in the garden and maybe mow the lawn."
My God, his handwriting!
"Also the attic needs tidying."
That was agreed. I'd told you, right?
"All the best."
Sweet.
So mowing, the attic...
What's that? -You're great listeners.
Cheers. -Cheers.
Listen, there's one thing:
We just have to decide...
I told you the rooms are up on the right,
There are three rooms.
Two look onto the garden,
one looks onto the street.
So we have to decide who gets which or whatever.
We can play cards for them, or something...
Right?
That's a good idea. Do you have what's-it-called?
I'm off to check! -Wait!
Left or right? -Left.
Left! -No!
Excuse me, are you happy with your room?
I don't know, he's...
Sometimes he's...
No problem, Boris.
You sure? -Yes.
Wine and bread.
Wonderful.
Looks good.
Tasty.
Soup.
Polish, Polish... -It looks great.
Give it here. -You really made it?
It's... -You can make soup?
I didn't know he could, either. -It's fairly simple, but
Thank you. -It's enough?
Could you give me a slice? -Of this?
Of that, yes.
A decent piece? -Yes.
Super, perfect.
Thanks, thanks.
Guys, to civilisation.
Cheers, great to have you with me.
I have to get to the lake.
Are you glad to sleep here, you like it?
I'm very, very happy. -Cool.
Thank you.
My pleasure.
But you're a bit...
"wild." Is that the word?
Yes, you don't mind tenting, right?
No, but I'm glad to be sleeping in a manor.
Yes? And you both have the nice rooms so it's fine.
Should I drive you to the motorway tomorrow or not?
Let's see.
Nope. -How it goes, right?
Well, if I may still remain here...
in the manor, I'm not complaining. -You can stay.
If the wine's sponsored... -Yes?
He has invited you.
Can you give me a light?
Oh, here.
Thanks.
Are you more interested in...
Yes, tell me. -In women or in men?
Well? -What?
No. -No?
No need to answer.
The time in London was great.
Right? It was good.
It was in London that we... -You met? Yes.
He was in the same agency but a different department.
And then, three or four weeks later...
we moved in together for eleven months. -Really?
You lived together? -Yes.
No wonder you manage so well in the bus at night.
What?
Pretty romantic here!
We need more wine.
Could you light that?
Well, we've spoken about the past.
You and he, too... -So he met Napoleon...
May I? -It wasn't Wellington, was it?
No, sadly not. -Oh, well.
May I? -Sure.
But then it's a mix.
But you're no specialist, so...
screw it.
Just pour.
I haven't seen Jonas.
Do you know where he is?
On... -He's not in the garden anymore, right?
Maybe using his damn laptop somewhere.
Yes.
Having a look at the photos.
How many bottles...
can we steal from them?
Let's see... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
... 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22 ...
Approximately 40.
I believe you could do it.
Or at least try.
I'll spend all evening like this...
A bit crooked.
Now, that's perfect.
Now we need the camera.
We need Jonas, but I'm not interested in that.
He can stay upstairs. -He'd probably give us hell
for turning this into a pigsty.
No, we don't...
We've earned a break from Jonas.
Morning. -Morning.
Coffee?
Yes, please.
Thanks. -Help yourself to bread.
Okay, the plan for today:
We drive to Parsteiner Lake,
take the dear professor's little boat,
visit some of the nice inlets...
I think it's all quite virginal.
So where's Philip?
Search me.
So we enter an inlet,
I'll take my camera,
I think there'll be a chance
to take some nice pictures. -Do you know where he slept?
In his room, right?
I don't think so.
No, I stayed up late yesterday, and...
wanted to know if he was still up, and...
he wasn't there.
And were you in my room?
No. -No?
What's with you? -Nothing.
Nothing?
I hooked up with Philip yesterday.
Go to bed early once and they party without you!
Wicked.
What did you do?
We looked for wine in the cellar and... fucked.
Don't go burning your fingers. -What do you mean?
Philip is weird. A bit weird.
I'm going to the loo.
Super.
Hey, straight from the tree!
The best are here. -Polish papa!
Here.
His bucket, Philip...
Could you maybe get his bucket?
So...
That's cool. -Success.
Which are best, the dark red ones?
On this tree, yes. Red, red, red. -The red are the best?
So, here.
Come along, sweeties...
One second... -...okay?
I'm enjoying these cherries.
No, no, hey!
Boris, just a bit here.
Yes, but what? -What? The green stuff.
It looks good. -Just pick it up.
I don't want to do everything on my own.
Eat, but... -Just another moment.
What? -A moment.
Oh yes...
Boris.
What?
Boris...
Give that here.
This one I...
It's no good for me now... with the others.
Thanks.